/nba/ general

Blessed by both God and Satan, how based is this team on a scale of Curry to Kawhi?

Says you

Kawhi is so reluctantly in the spotlight lol

yes

Seething inbred cheese eater

My raptor are so superior to the bums in the rest of the ECF that their fans have just disappeared from /nba/

He’s not going to the Lakers either way
But if he goes to the Clippers and win a chip there then yes

oh no no no ahahahahaha

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Warriors in 5

>bledsoe

my sides are in orbit

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why do niggroids have such little honour in fighting, bros...?

>honour
it's in winning

kawaii be like "the music is too loud, i just want to go home and masturbate"

rapties in 6ix (or less)

ball for beal would be a no brainer for the lakers, right?

don't really like niggers to be honest with you lads

Which makes the whole narrative of Lakers fans saying "we gun get Kawhi" even more laughable. You think he wants to be on a viper's nest of a team which is full of backstabbers, spies (for the press) and self-absorbed morons (LBJ, Lonzo Ball, etc) which is ran by literal drama queens on the court and in the FO? You think Kawhi, or really anyone else wants all that media exposure, just to help sell Lebron's shoes?

reply with your prediction for curry's face

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Not long now...

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>implying lescrub james will even be a laker when his niglet is draft eligible

Nah, yall gettin Khris Middleton and Patrick Beverly.

Reminder that Kawhi is joining the Lakers or staying with the Rapties. Fuck the Clipshits.

Rather see the clippers dynasty rather than another Lolkers

"Yes, I plowed Sonya and Ayesha in a threesome last night... and sent the video to Steph."

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predict the lakies starting lineup for next season

That dude that plays for Charlotte
Riddick
Draft pick
LeBron
Literally anyone center is a dead position

Are my Rapties going to lose Game 1 and trick everyone into believing they will lose in 4 or 5?

Warriors in 5

Naw. We getting a real nigga like Butler

oh nonono

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Reminder that, as much as we might hate them, the Warriors our /ourguys/ now, Burgerbros

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I feel like I’ve seen dumber things happen in this sport

LeBeta
One overhyped FA/trade who won’t make a difference
Literal who
Literal who
Literal who
First-round playoff exit

>Toronto sign and trade Kawhi for Lebron

What if this happens since Kawhi wants to leave?

PG: Ball
SG: Butler
SF: Ingram
PF: Lebron
C: McGee

It's funny because you know that bitch is digging out other dudes after she complained about not getting attention from other men on NATIONAL TV.

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Wow that rear end looks just like a jet plane plane

> Reminder that, as much as we might hate them, the Warriors our /ourguys/ now, Burgerbros

>the best player in the nba dropped jordan for new balance

Remember bros, Praise Allah, Death to America and go Raptors

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>warriors

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worked

seething

Literally who can stop my Rapties when God is on our side?

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>JIMMY BUTLER PICKING UP HIS PLAYER OPTION WITH THE SIXERS
OH NO NO NO /nba/ BTFO ONCE AGAIN HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Has anyone besides Kareem Abdul Jabbar won a FMVP from a team in both conferences?

Is Metta right?

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>kyrie

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he's not wrong tho

This was probably before Westbrook proved triple doubles don’t mean anything

Daily Reminder that Kawhi Leonard has already stopped a superteam from three-peating

source?

Joel Embiid was raped by a herd of Raptors in the spring of '19.

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Lebron, Kyrie, AD, Kawhi, Lopez

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Tobias Harris
Khris Middleton
Lebron James
Javalle McGee
Rajon Rondo

*ahem*
fuck college

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Kawhi finna go Game 6 Lebron vs Boston?

SAS is yelling again.

Nice 1st round exit

Julius Randle

Sixers>Bucks

youtu.be/NvgNx4NklOs
oh no no no lakeshits btfo

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bounceball sucks donkey dick why dont you faggoys watch real sports?

good post

The Lakers organization just keeps taking L after L

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>Lebron bragging about beating a 14 year old in a shooting contest
holy shit does this bitch have no shame?

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How BTFO are Bucksfags?

This was your year and your team lost 4 straight.

Warriors. In. 5.

the canada yoshi

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my rapties in 6ix (or less)

Patrick Beverly
Luka Doncic
Jimmy Butler
Kristaps Porzingis
Maxi Kleber

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Any1 know where I can bet big on the Warriors (series, money line only)>

>Warriors 1 point underdogs in game 1
it's free money

SOON...

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Okay, now this is epic

As a Bulls fan, I thought my team's FO was dysfunctional, but holy fucking shit the Lakers have historic levels of dysfunction and drama. The only way the team can be saved is if a free agent wants to save them. But who would want to play with an injured/aging Lebron for a clusterfuck of an organization? There are far more attractive destinations, like anywhere else in the NBA. Shit nigga, I'd take Memphis over the Lakers.

>Raptors lose in 6 to the memeiors
>Kawhi outplays Durant the entire series
>Kawhi agrees to a sign-and-trade to the Clippers
>Durant signs with the Raptors to prove he’s better than Kawhi by bringing a chip home
Cap it

regular season matters

regular season doesn't matter

And people thought Warriors sweeping Clippers was free money. Max take it to 5 games.

I have a feeling Magic is secretly the actual dysfunction and stirring up a ton of shit out of butthurt of his own ineptitude. Never trust a gay nigger.

the bulls are not dysfunctional, they are just incompetent. The lakers are both incompetent and dysfunctional. Only a few teams are both like the knicks, suns, maybe minnesota, etc.

I watched Train to Busan last night and had a dream that Kawhi Leonard was in my house and had been bitten by a zombie. At first I was terrified but then I just threw a blanket over him and said “hey watch those hands I dont want them touching any of my stuff”. He laid down stopped moving and then the dreamed turned into me facefucking a small asian woman. I think I need to watch more asian kino while browsing /nba/ before going to bed.

Based and yellowpilled dream

Where do you gamble

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Would you rather Kawhi win the championship and not re-sign or lose the championship and sign the 5 year max?

There is only one correct answer and you're a faggot if you get it wrong

Win and not resign.
Lowry and Gasol both walk after next year, and start the rebuild with massive cap space.

This and always take the championship when you can

5 years

3 chips>1 chip

5 years of Kawhi prime > 1 year of Kawhi prime

Long term > short term

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His body looks crazy stretched

Win now. This team is pure lightening in a bottle and they’ll be exposed. Toronto FO isn’t good enough to keep the team contenders... lots of small smart deals to improve the team are required to stay on top. Warriors do that every year, the spurs constantly retooled etc

youtu.be/UDgOIcnp-iY
lurry will do his best lebum impression for 4 games

based Yea Forums chad raptie bro

Not even joking when I say that the WNBA is alot more accessible to the new fan then the NBA is. Similar to other womens sports where everything Is at 75% the speed so the new fan can catch up on the subtleties of how basketball is played.

What is the biggest free agent the Lakers will land this offseason?

>top 3 exec in the league
>durrr Toronto FO isn't good

the homies Derrick Rose and Melo. Pic related is slowly coming true

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Patrick Beverly

Honestly, fuck Kawhi if he goes to the clippers after making the finals with this team. If he chooses the shitty clippers there should absolutely be ill will. I don't care if he stays in Toronto, but the clippers are a second class team. Enjoy selling shoes at Walmart kawhi. Fuck you.

I think he's just goofing around while giving the kid a shout-out.

What big free agents have the rapties ever signed?

hedo turkoglu :^)

but in all seriousness if you don't think Masai is a top 3 exec you're pretty dumb, there's more to constructing a team than just signing free agents. he's been an excellent drafter and trader and team composer

fuck that nigga

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Yeah he's good at trading for short term goals and decent at drafting, hasn't done shit in free agency aka the only time elite players are available outside of shit like Kawhi's situation with the spurs.

In how many games did the Spurs win against the Heat in 2014? Expecting something similar this Finals.

The warriors are much better than the 2014 heat

HEHEHEHE
HHOHOHOHOHO

>executive of the year for being a foreigner

yeah but most teams are shit in free agency, unless you're the warriors or boston, I guess. everyone else has been pretty awful lately. lakers haven't signed one good free agent in 20 years.

non-apehoop fan here, what's /nba/'s consensus? GS sweep, MAYBE gentleman's sweep? anyone actually see the Raps winning this thing? I don't have a horse in this race, jc

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It won’t be a sweep. GS in 7.

Warriors in 5

GSW hasn't ever faced a good defensive team in the Finals. They're getting exposed. Raps in 6.

still amazed he actually got kawhi for defrozan

Yeah I guess they now know Bledsoe is nothing but a dafn

>GSW hasn't ever faced a good defensive team in the Finals
literally bullshit

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Realistically, probably Warriors in 6. Raps win the first game and the fifth. Only way Raps can actually win is if KD doesn't play in the series and hobbled Boogie actually comes back, because Boogie is fucking garbage, especially on defense

Best team they faced was the 2016 Cavs and they barely made the top 10 in defensive ranking.

College is great

Will be a free agent

the warriors weakness is that steph wants FMVP so bad. Put kawhi on him and it'll fuck with his head

>I now remember Brandon Jennings
What happened to that guy? Is he still playing?

That was my nickname in middle school for some odd reason

Their best player of all time is LeCoast. None of this regular season shit matters. You don't win in the playoffs without a balanced defense. They didn't just stand around and ballwatch like the regular season and hold the Celtics to 79 points

This but unironically

based leaf edition indeed

Let’s be honest, if Steph was the one that went down instead of KD, would the warriors even be here?

He's in Russia. Never lived up to the hype

In china. Tore his achilles when it looked like he might be something and his low bbiq made him unable to be a quality nba player afterwards. Probably still could be an 8th/9th man on an average team

Was his bbiq lower than Bledsoe?

Bledsoe has the capacity to play pg at a decent level and good defensive instincts. His problem is he's a mental midget which makes him meltdown in high pressure environments. Jennings was always an undersized, streaky chucker and swinging gate on defense. After he lost that burst there wasn't much left. He can still get hot at times but he isn't reliable and doesn't give you much else besides scoring

Bledsoe has consistently blew it for the bucks for the last 3 years now or something

Come the fuck on anons the warriors are sweeping its not going to even be competitve

when's the draft again

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It's really fucking pathetic how all the ESPN talking heads are apologizing for KD now. I don't think I've seen a single one have the guts to come out and say that KD's rings are fraudulent and this was always Steph's team. I feel kind of bad for Steph

I always knew Canadians were retards. You should think twice before distracting your father's name.

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Warriors couldn't even sweep Clippers.

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he's only played there for 2 seasons and playoffs would be considered "high pressure environments." In the regular season his production is well above average. Some players just aren't big time, bright lights guys

i'll have to find the play but bledsoe at one point decided that it was time for some hero ball and chucked up a running floater over a double team when raptors were making their run and up by like 2. this was after he dribbled for a good 12 seconds. bucks need a better point guard one that can actually shoot

Lol the warriors are gonna win and that faggot drake will be wearing golden state shit at the celebration like the whore he is

people smart about nba: raptors in 5 or 6

dumbass casuals: hurr warriors are going to win

Capped for when you inevitably get BTFO by my Rapties big dick energy.

This. Brainlets and bandwagoners are getting exposed this series.

twitter.com/asvpb01/status/1133406954632695808

What did he mean by this?

People smart about the nba are professional bettors, and they have the warriors winning the Finals.

6 games is always the most likely outcome of every playoff series unless 1 team is trash like some of the eastern conference teams. Raps can definitely win if Iggy remains injured.

kek
is bronny an incel

That's why these "smart" people had the Bucks winning the East right

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It’s all about who has a better 3p% on a night to night basis.

Rooting for GSW because Drake will be insufferable if the raptors win. Someone needs to rein that dude in.

game one opened with warriors as favorites, and closed as raptors as favorites. That means smart bettors in vegas pushed the line to favor the raptors

>beal for lonzo
It actually makes the most sense

Damn he's fucking beautiful

Can we please go back to having normal, real generals during the Finals?

Beal is not getting traded unless somebody takes Wall with him. People need to accept that reality

Kyle Lowry
Bradley Beal
Kawhi Leonard
Pascal Siakam
Marc Gasol
6: FVV

RUN IT BACK FOR THAT 2PEAT

imagine betting on the raptors

mh yeah, trading a point guard to the team saddled with the most expensive point guard contract makes a ton of sense. someone should hire you already.

yes, it makes perfect sense to give up your only good player and only tradeable asset for a bust

yeah, I would have made a lot of money in that milwaukee series if I had

Ok lets be real for a moment now; what the fuck kind of name is Kawhi? What region of the world did this name come from?

I’ve never heard of a nig named Kawhi

>Rob Pelinka
>Jeanie Buss
>Kurt Rambis

Does ANYONE in the Lakers' front office know what they're doing?

No and I love it

My 6 most favorite teams are Sixers, Clippers, Bulls, Nuggets, Hawks and Rockets

Other teams that are cool are the Nets, Lakers, Kings, Mavericks, Knicks, Bucks, Wizards and Suns.

If your team is not listed I do not give a single shit about them :)

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>caring at all about more than 1 team
that's gonna be a big yikes from me

Are white people even human?

Some people were born 8 hours from the closest NBA team bucko :)

What should I eat for dinner tonight to celebrate the Raptors making the Finals?

mobile.twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/1133416205291704320

Bye bye rapties, warriors in 5.

is there any point in watching the NBA these days?
every year is the same bullshit
>le warriors win again
boring

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Mum's curry like the fob you are.

Drink your milk straight from the bag tonight lad, you've earned it.

and that excuses not picking a single team to root for how, exactly?

You say that like I haven't tried that, jackass. I've hopped on the bandwagon of SEVERAL teams over the years, it doesn't feel like a real fandom, it's all fake. I considered the Sixers my number 1 team this year and didn't feel shit when they got eliminated you know why?? Because I have zero connection to the city and on top of that their ownership has done such a poor job that I was basically rooting for them to lose.

in that case, just pick a player and root for their team retard

My favorite player is Embiid and he is injured all the time and playing for a corrupt ownership, also he probably wont play his whole career on the same team

Unfortunately they gave him that 4/70 extension during the season, that is probably one of the bigger mistakes the Bucks FO made so far since they should've used the postseason to evaluate who should stay / go especially with Giannis being qualified for that colossal 5/247 Supermax

>Letting some hip hop artist living in your head rent free

t. Mike "Dwane Casey" Budenholzer

"no"

here my tier list btw :)

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>waaah the teams I bandwagonned didn’t succeed immediately so I hopped on the bandwagon of another team!
Holy shit you are cancer

Uhh no the teams I bandwagoned were because they had a player I liked but then they traded that player

test

Just own up to being a little plastic parasite, guy

Best teams to root for objectively
>suns
>clippers
>mavs
>pacers
>hawks

what about the supremely kino Chicago Bulls???

Next team I will bandwagon is whichever team picks Rui Hachimura :^)

they look and smell like uncooked raw chicken IMHO. probably got salmonella and shit all over them.

welcome to spurs nation

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white girls are but they exist only to be speared upon black cock

No the bulls only worked with Jordan and the 90s aesthetic.

enjoy being a laker's fan until he gets traded

>Rich
>Famous
>Black Super-Athlete
He knows the thots just want to take his shit and run

what did he mean by this?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO.

>KANG KAWHI ABSOLUTELY KEKING HIS LEGACY

>tfw you move away and your group of friends stop talking to you and a new guy joins their circle to replace you and he's funnier, more fun and more well-liked and popular than you

fucking faggot

NCAA on suicide watch

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He's dumb. Luka was the MVP and Finals MVP in two different leagues including the 2nd best league in the world and STILL wasn't the number one pick.

How about no, I’d gladly trade commieforna for any part of Canada.

can you imagine kawhi raw dogging your white gf/wife and giving you a superior multattoe baby

Luka is the perfect player for the modern NBA yet two big men went before him cause they were on ESPN every game.

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brandon jennings was the GOAT overseas highschooler

Maybe trading DeMar was a bad idea bros....

Then why the fuck did he got to some shit ass tier team in a shit ass league instead of playing in Europe

>reminder that the Warriors are the NBA darlings
>The NBA is anti-American
>A true American patriot will root for Toronto to subvert the NBA

Is KD playing 5D chess by faking an injury at this point?

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Man this is gonna be a boring ass finals without the king, super excited to pick up AD and Kawhi this off season

my raptor getting that ring... but at what cost?
I’m so sorry Derozen... so sorry

>the king

>3-5
>getting cucked in more than half of your finals appearances

LMAO

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How hard is Durant blown out when the Wars demolish the Memetors in the finals?

Should he just retire becuase he can never be the top guy on any team that accomplishes anything?

Damn I guess Bill Russel is the GOAT.... bros.....

he's obviously in hawaii or some resort in mexico maybe. am i supposed to believe this dude is moping around while lowry gets demolished by curry in the finals

nothing has changed with DeRozan

he already knew Kawhi was better than him, he hasnt learned anything new this year lmao

based he gets to work wiht based Pop now

His dad is a Lavar Ball wannabe so he's doing the same thing Lavar did with LaMelo

Did anyone see the first 5 or 8 minutes of the Magic story on ESPN?

youtu.be/oQ8BJAF0GX4

Did that Kid Cudi track release yet?

The one about him exposing Pelinka or him being a dick to his employees?

Woops

Proud of you burgerbros

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>Kevin Durant boarding the Warriors team plane to Toronto

streamable.com/sesth

wow he walked to a plane, amazing

i know right

I live like 4 hours from Quebec and Montreal but I've never been to Canada in my life. Should I go??

Québec and Montréal is pretty unique when compared to everywhere else in North America so I would suggest it

>the state of nevada

The Moët and Alizé keep me pissy
Girls used to diss me
Now they write letters 'cause they miss me
I never thought it could happen, this rappin' stuff
I was too used to packin' gats and stuff

friendship ended with derozan

now kawhi leonard is lowry's best friend

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lowry completely obliterated

Sign Kyrie and S&T of Ingram + cap and 4th pick to raptors for kawhi.

Finish it off with DeAndre Jordan for the MLE and we got a championship team.

opposite, all the youtube videos of it are being taken down.

Man what did the twolves do :(

4-0 GS

Wasted KG's prime and being just plain incompetent for starters

>Imagine giving Andrew Wiggins that rookie max extension because he promised the owner that "he'll work harder" for starters

Ok lads, Warriors in 4 or Warriors in 5?

Warriors in 7

6

They'll split the first 2 and win every home game

Aguada (3) - Malvin (1)

URgay Finals Game 5

Please watch our league

www.veramas.com.uy

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>Cuckvada

Also, unironic Raptors fan here. I rep the team on that shithole Long Island without any shame.

That can be partially explained by "Commiefornians infesting everything they move into". Otherwise, they're just massive cucks.

Yep.
Free weed :^)

no

white girls are a treasure can i get an amen

This, sadly

the world isn't ready for the african league. Silver has no idea what he's about to unleash

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Do you like great food, crazy drivers, giant slutty French titties, and snobby assholes? If so, Quebec's for you. Honestly it's pretty fun, but fuck the French in general.

>derozan's face after posting this

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will i be accepted if i speak broken french?

B-b-but there are great stars like Al Thornton and Millsap's brother!

aMEN

everyone knows this but some pretend it isnt true for some reason

>giant slutty French titties
Wtf do they like Anglo boys from out West

No. God no. Literally the opposite of that. Speak only English and don't even pretend you know any french at all. They don't mind if you're a pleb, but the second you try to frog they'll flip the dick switch. Go buy a bottle of red wine, find some fat fuck with too much body hair, and stay up way too late eating delicious cheese and organs.

literally who can stop my rapties?

but i want a francophone qt to help me learn...

You know what french ladies like? Ennui and passion. If you want to blast the black hole sun with your baloney pony, don't give a shit, smoke like a motherfucker, drop $200 on a meal, then dance terribly to electronic music with no shirt on.

The rapties themselves. Warriors in 5.

Why is Toronto just as gay as San Fagcisco? Is Toronto that gay?

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NBA should just split the Division, Conference and NBA into different tourneys and also add something like a World Championship during the summer, which would feature the best two teams in each continent's best league. If Adam Silver did that I would suck his balls dry even tho I hate his SJW bullshit

disgusting. keep this guy away from my raptors.

Likelihood of winning series

ESPN Forecast: Warriors 75 percent | Raptors 25 percent

Basketball Power Index: Warriors (52 percent)

FiveThirtyEight: Raptors (57 percent)

Caesars Palace Sports Book: Warriors -320 | Raptors +260

Why are hues so gay, huefag?

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(((FiveThirtyEight)))
Fucking gay. The Vegas bookies have it right.

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Expanding on the idea, here's what I mean:
> Division Tournament, teams from each division play each other two times, one at home and one away. The top 3 teams go to the Conference Tournament.
> Conference Tournament, teams from each conference play each other four times, two at home and two away. The top 4 teams from each conference goes to the NBA final tournament
> NBA final tournament would work just like the NBA playoffs but without caring about conferences.

I forgot to put the "no homo" part, I'm not gae

I wish ESPN had to actually take bets with those retarded lines. I swear no one there knows anything about sports. I'd be cool with 60-40%, but that's just absurd.

Of course, expand your horizons. Exchange rate is good for you guys, weather is nice, and Montreal is more than big enough to offer something for most tastes.

SMOKE DOPE LIKE

KID

CUDI

youtube.com/watch?v=_J14G986iK8

>Based on Geotagged Twitter Data
this is more or less accurate but still, people retrieving info in this manner really rustles my jimmies

Flight time from Oakland to Toronto is like 8 hours cot damn. Guessing players just sleep on the plane.

>church wellesley
look up bruce mcarthur

Lowry couldnt contain himself when they won. Kawhi didnt even crack a smile lmao

I bet this doesn't reflect the rooting interests of people outside of the twitter demographic.

The Lakers are close to becoming a tire fire.

>"Regular season means nothing"
-Kyle Lowry

Harden BTFO
Gayanus BTFO
Regular Season Babby's BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=vKY3zEPFvvY

>close

This has been true for almost a decade retard hahahahahahahaha

Wilt was a loner

Oh no :( don't do this DeMar

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Got a Fun Guy. shirt bros.

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bros this event was fucking stupid

Lmao HAHAHAHAHAHA but for real no

They have LeBron now and are in a good position to sign a big FA and get Davis.

>NB

I’ll allow it

>Lakers fans STILL haven't realized they're the most base fodder on earth and all the media does is exploit them with made up stories all the time for attention

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Lakietoddlers BTFO

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK
AT
THE
TOP
OF
HIS
HEAD

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Yup. He wants the Warriors to prove they can win it without him. Plus he won't risk worsening his injury going into free agency

The Busty Warriors vs the flat raptors

Who wins?

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It's called Pissy Pamper

youtube.com/watch?v=mLOJDvhbXc4

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Wouldn't it be in his main interest to prove that they can't win without him? If they can win, his value drops significantly.

How are the Lakers so inept? If they just ignored everything that wasn't basketball, avoided celebrities and circuses, kept faith in their younger players, and focus on culture then I'm sure they'd be at least Clippers tier instead of being a laughing stock.

Lakers are literally run by woman that's all the reason you need for why it's so fucking inept

whys this thread so dead

I'm on Yea Forums making fun of porn addicts

link i'll join you brother

oh no no no no

OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

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MTG spoiler season, modern horizons looks nice.

...

>the two best teams didn’t play each other in the conference finals this year but instead in the 2nd round (GS vs HOU and TOR vs PHI)

Is the playoff seeding broken?

the only sport that does playoff seeding correctly is the NFL

i'm not watching this shit, whom'st is winning right now?

are you a nigger or what

Warriors in 5 games leafbro.

For me, it's Canadian Maple Syrup

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Are there actual warraors fans

Any real Warriors fan will be able to remember when the Clippers beat them in the first round, and then before that, when they didnt make the Playoffs for like a decade. Theyre rare but theyre around. Theyll tell you that they want the Warriors to lose not because theyre sick of winning, but because they want some of the fucking bandwagoners to drop off.

this so hard. lurry has a fragile ego and will be forcing bad looks all series because hes despetate to match kd. this is gonna be kobe vs the pistons all over again.

Butler and Lebron are going to get alone really well next season when the team starts inevitably shitting the bed like Brandon Ingram after surgery

Same. Either go to the Lakers or stay with the Rapties. Its that simple. Going to the Clipshits would be taking a huge dookie on the Rapties who loved and embraced you and would have made you a god.

Raptors tendency for absolute dogshit 1st quarters is going to be the death of them and the reason why they lose home court advantage

Faggot, ESPN took the Vegas line and removed bookie "juice" aka vig. Literally the same odds as Vegas.
>Leaf education
Consider killing yourself.

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My Rapties will blow the fuck out of the warriors. Steph curry will foul out every game from his inability to defend

Please help me identify these basketball people. Thank you.

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Based and redpilled. This pic says it all, now you want this whore to lead an NBA team?

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yeah. i actually know a few (lots of bay area people live in vancouver now)

1-0 raptors
1-1 warriors
1-2 warriors
2-2 raptors
3-2 raptors
3-3 warriors
4-3 raptors

Jeanie Buss is the definition of roastie catlady

we're reaching peak levels of delusion

Only in the Bay Area. Nobody have a fuck about the Worriers until now.

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With the Clippers he can actually beat the Warriors. If they get viciously swept in this series its over for him in Canada, he owes the Raptors fucking nothing, they had the privilege of him leading them to the finals. Canadians will still be forced to worship him as a god because he elevated the Raptors further than theyve ever been and will probably go for a very long time. Theres just too much going right for the Clippers right now.

what if i'm just hitting random keys on my laptop to inspire (You)s to my posts

Stephen a smith chose the warriors to win this year. You know damn well Toronto is going to win now.

how will they ever recover?

Leaf, I want the Raptors to win because fuck the Warriors, but unless Kawhi turns into Jesus Christ, it's a Gentleman's Sweep for the Warriors.

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Fucking surreal bros...

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Warriors in 5.

>but unless Kawhi turns into Jesus Christ
he already has, user

>Major cities across Canada setting up Jarassic Park satellite sites
That's going to be one massive collective of disappointment if this doesn't go well.

It's the Warriors, would be stupid as fuck to get upset

i'm for sure going to the rogers arena one

imagine being such a lame fucking fanbase that I have to root for the fucking warriors
thanks leafs

Is Kawhi almost considered a God in Toronto? How big is Kawhi in Canada? Is literally the whole country behind Kawhi? Is he almost God-tier in Toronto?

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Imagine being this asshurt against Toronto that you would actively spam this thread for the Warriors. Sad.

I'd believe that if you weren't a leaf

No KD so swept

KD comes in? Raptors in 6

>defending the leafs
die

he's T.O. in philadelphia as of right now. if he stays he's next level

most awesome shit in 21st north american sports:
1a. philadephia riots
1b. vancouver riots
2. philadelphia riots

Thanks based Leaf. If Raptors win, I assume Toronto is putting up a statue of Kawhi in front of the arena, ASAP, right?

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idk. i think that's kinda a slap to the face of guys like lowry. he's not a prodigal son like nick foles or something. that said these raptors remind me a LOT of the 2004 eagles in many ways, including the bad ways

What spam, I'm just keeping everyone grounded in reality.

>we were targeting women, kids, and new canadians
>we were like let the old white guys follow hockey, but we're going to get the next generation
>and i think that's what you're seeing

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They gave him the keys to the city. Lebron personally hand delivered them to him.

>The influence of Linda Rambis within the Los Angeles Lakers' franchise has received more attention in recent months following the departure of Magic Johnson.

>Linda Rambis is the wife of Kurt Rambis and she is considered the closest friend and confidant of Jeanie Buss.

>One front-office staffer said Linda Rambis enjoys the "shadow owner" of the Lakers' moniker, noting: "She loves it," and that "she controls and manipulates Jeanie."

>Linda Rambis is also an ardent support and ally of Rob Pelinka for reasons some staffers don't fully understand.

>"Nobody gets it," one coaching staff member said.

>BAXTER HOLMES/ESPN

Well bros I almost got attacked by a mountain lion today. Went hiking and found this old cabin and the shit was living in it. My dog said fuck that and bolted and I leaped off what looked like a 15ft cliff and damn blew out my whole ass.

The nba needs to hurry and start the finals before I literally kill myself just to past the days for it

If the Fun Guy can go back to the level he reached against the 76ers the Raptors might extend this series to 6 games, provided Durant can't recover in time. Otherwise they about to get swept.

>damn blew out my whole ass.
?????
also we're not your friends

raptors in 5

I'm his friend....

Raps in 6
Kahwi FMVP
HE STAY
MASAI GETS A STATUE

Leafs aren't human

Why are /nba/ Canadians superior to every other Canadian on the board?

They are actually funny

the brothers need to band together and get jeannie out

We must be thinking of two different Canadas

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Do you think Jeannie gets her HOLES filled with chocolate cock

raps in 4

How fraudulent do you have to be to make it all the way to the finals?

Who on the warriors is going give kawhi any trouble?

I got them losing but kawhi is about to put up crazy numbers. Am I supposed to believe

>draymond green is the best defender in the league

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Shes fucking every dude she can, she loves cock and always has, black, white, it doesnt matter. The Lakers literally have an insane slut running the franchise into the ground and its beautiful.

Draymond is the best impact defender in the league he's just not the best 1v1 defender. Kawhi will go off unless Iggy turns back the clock.

Have you guys read this yet?

espn.com/nba/story/_/id/26821790/lakers-20-failed-reboot-nba-crown-jewel

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hahaha jannies locked Yea Forums because my raptors are going to the finals

can i get a quick rundown of the magic johnson/lakers situation? i don't read espn

wut?

S: MJ,LeBron,Kareem
A:Hakeem, Magic, Wilt
B: Duncan, Russell, Bird, Shaq
C: Kobe, Oscar, West, Moses, Dirk, Steph, KD, Dr. J
shit: everyone else

toronto's story this year is a better plot than slam dunk or 黒子のバスケ by a long way

but anime law says that they have to lose game 7 and that wil make kawhi defy his family and re-sign in toronto for redemption.

>that dumb coon cj going after /ourguy/ Skeeeup
unforgivable

Holy
FUCK I’m so confused Toronto is the capital of Canada or no? Is Canada an state or... Canada is fucking HUGE
As FUCK

Good list, though I would switch Magic and Shaq. Isiah, KG, and Wade belong in C

meanwhile KD will have a change of heart and realize he's been a snake all along and go back to OKC or maybe new york to start a new team. Klay will suddenly become a good guy and go to LA. (or whatever the main protagonist city is next season) to help take on the new bad guys as the token heel-face turn. Curry will be the only one to stay on the team but by next season he will also become a good guy or such a minuscule threat without KD/klay that nobody remembers him or cares.

/hoc/ is funnier

based

we gon get kawhi

>caring about sports """""""""""""""""""""""""analysts"""""""""""""""""""""""""

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I thought Vancouver was the capital of Canada, what the fuck's an Ottawa?

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based skip is so far into these nba players heads its hilarious. hes just some old guy on tv yet he makes superstars like lebron and kd seethe

I thought Quebec was the capital, now they're saying it's a "province." What the fuck is a province? They can't just have states like a normal country?

Jesus chris... when’ll it end

apparently jeanie buss is a terrible owner, magic and pelinka are terrible GMs

never knew it was that bad

i dont read much stuff like this but it seems like skip is always talking about kawhi and kawhi probably does not even know who skip is so it makes skip look like a bitch. can someone explain that? why is this guy based?

I thought Winnipeg was the capital. What the fuck is a Vancouver?

imagine if lebald comitted to staying in cleveland and they traded for kawhi leonard... he would still be in the finals right now ready to beat golden state without durant and win his 4th ring

>In the age of shitty remakes and sequels, one man is ready to show the world HOW IT'S DONE
I don't think they ready for this one...

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show on the doll where the bad man hurt you

hnggggggggg

everyone knows canada gets better gooks than the bay

>Hakeem over Shaq

Yeah those guys who were around for the shitty years

Of these free agents the Mavs could possibly pursue, who do you think would be the best fit, and who do you think is actually the most likely one they’ll sign?

>Kemba
>Butler
>Middleton
>Tobias Harris
>Vucevic
>Randle
>Brogdon

Going to assume Durant, Kawhi, and Klay aren’t feasible targets.

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>Middleton
>Tobias Harris
Feel bad for whichever team (re-)signs these guys for the max
>Randle
>Brogdon
These would be good gets for the Mavs

Lakers are the perennial bad guys

Taking a NASTY Ben Simmons right now.

gross, man. Get yourself some Metamucil, my bledsoes practically just fall out these days

Already knew they let KCP play despite being under arrest because of LeShitstain's posse but even I'm shocked at how desperate the Laketurds are to keep LeBron they'd allow it

Hart is a fucking snake lmao that whole fucking team is nothing but losers at their core

>"It's between Brooklyn and the Lakers... I was told in the last 24 hours Kobe has been recruiting Kyrie in particular, to get him to the Lakers. Everything I've heard I would still expect Kyrie is going to go to Brooklyn... He just bought a place in South Orange." —@RicBucher

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OH NO NO NO NO NO KNICKS BROS WHAT HAPPENED

How shook is D LO right now?

If Kobe was actually trying to help Kyrie he'd be telling him to stay far away from the Lakedumpsterfires

Dlo is a better PG, Kyrie is a good SG, they'll be Blazers tier on defense and offense

>south orange

Guy is getting terrible advice

LeOld Man

Yeah what else is new?

LeIncontinent

>ruins young core in Boston
>going to ruin young core in Brooklyn
Nice job Kyrie, I’m sure DLo will be very happy playing the 2 guard after he’s had a taste of being the man

if my netties sign kyrie im burning my jersey and unstannin this franchise

>[Charania] New Orleans star Anthony Davis will meet with new Pelicans executive Vice President David Griffin today, league sources tell @TheAthleticNBA

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So what happened last night? All the boards were down for a bit except like /pol/, /vg/, Yea Forums I think, and other big boards

Expecting this slut to lead the Lakers
>"Jeanie Buss is class personified"
Kek

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based magic BTFOing roasties

Bomb China, Japbro.

People don’t know how hard it is to live up the expectations... not only did you live up to it but you exceeded them... this Year the league has suffered from not having you... can’t wait to see the next chapter... and to the haters what can u say? ... we live in a world where if you make a free throw all of a sudden you the greatest b-ball player in the world... niccahz talking about best in the league? Niccahz haven’t even played a full season!! Hahahahaha nerds

He used to be based because he hates Lebron, but now he’s cringe because he refuses to acknowledge that Kawhi is basically MJ reborn

Yikes at Lebron letting a degenerate like Gilbert Arenas teach his son.

Are my Rapties going to lose both games at home then reverse sweep the Warriors like WE did against the Bucks?

My Rapties win the first game handily, lose the next two, win the fourth and the fifth, lose the sixth, and win the seventh in Toronto
It’ll be like what we did to Philthy

How shook is MJ right now?

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Bros my raptor finally did it
After 24 seasons of struggle, we finally got the GOAT...

Warriors in 5

Well this can’t be real since he’s just been gettig triggered by max saying Kawhi is more clutch than Kobe

Yes, we're definitely worse than the Rockets and the Clippers...

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can we all agree that we are rooting for toronto in the finals not because of their shitty team, drakeposters and city but because leonard is the only good guy left ? and because fuck the memeriors

Glad to see you came around to the good guys’ side after being absolutely bootyblasted by my Rapties for a week

no i was rooting for the blazies :(

Are there any legitimate reasons for AD to stay in NOLA

This Raptors team isn't shitty
Drake is the most prototypical /ourguy/
Toronto is actually shitty
The Warriors are also a great team and not memey at all

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Why lie? You chimped out so hard after my Rapties exposed your Greek fraud. There haven’t been 2 Greeks posting in here all year, just you

Money, basically

Based

All-Time Silent Starting Five?
> DRose - Klay - Kawhi - Duncan - who?

Kareem was a weird Muslim that never talked

MJ still has bigger hands than him, so not that shook.

I’m just here to say go Rapties

youtube.com/watch?v=3U1CqWfUvFI

So:
> DRose - Klay - Kawhi - Duncan - Kareem

Now the All-Time Noisy Starting Five
> who? - Metta - Green - Rodman - Garnett

>only get the third pick
>unimpressive young core
>traded away your best player in a gamble
>now this
Kevin Durant will have a bad time next year if he goes to the Knicks.

I’d still rather the Blues win the SCF than the Raptors win

Thats why he and Kawhi will come to the Clippers and set up an impenetrable dynasty

OH NONONO

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Warriors are -280 lmao

CP3 never shuts the fuck up so I nominate him

microscopic brain: wanting the warriors to win because you’re Brazilian
miniscule brain: wanting the warriors to win because you hate Canadians
small brain: wanting the warriors to win because you bandwagoned them 4 years ago
medium brain: wanting the Raptors to win because you bandwagoned them 4 weeks ago
big brain: wanting the Raptors to win because you’ve been a lifelong fan
galactic brain: wanting the Warriors to win so KD leaves

multidimensional brain: wanting the arena to collapse with Livingston and van fleet being the only survivors

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she probably doesnt even like sex

I hope Kyrie kills himself when he ruins another team. Who the fuck do you think you are snubbing the Knicks

high iq brain: wanting Kawhi to win because he's a fun guy and deserves everything

600 iq brain: wanting ainge to shoot himself for having the nerve to think keeping brown and tatum was better than getting kawhi for any amount of time. then he goes and tries to get ad instead

Everyone is underating the Warriors, the same team that literally beat the 96' Bulls win record. Truth is Raptors haven't faced a team that can shoot like this yet..

Can't wait to see what happens

what the hell are you even talking about

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Kyle Lowry stats for Game 1?

For me it’s 18/5/6 on 5/13

Bucks shot better than the Warriors this year in the playoffs before Nurse changed the defensive assignments

Fucking this

Rockets get:
>john wall
>bradley beal

Wizards get
>cp3
>capella
>2 future first rounders
>cash considerations

who says no?

>signature select
stop shopping at acme
t. acme cashier

we gon get jimmy

They’re really not

/nba/ Canadians are like the best Canadians 2nd only to Yea Forums Canadians

wizards

who needs capela when you already got thomas bryant?

i know its 30 posts early but i gots to hit the gym

End your life georgios

>hire magic johnson
>organization gets aids

Neat

Shut the fuck up abdullahi

>new bread
>this early
what did grease mean by this