/Tennis/ French Open

she doesn't look danish. and neither does woz

Fuck yes, they're streaming Millman

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Big Dasha

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Both of the active threads are abortions but this one is more active

Rip dasha (b4 she went in full blobb mode)

>Mememan vs Memerev
Holy smokes. The meme match of the tournament for sure.

HALEP HALEP

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KA-RO clap clap clap
KA-RO clap clap clap
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bymp

well, whatever... this shall be the new thread

hello

I'd just like to say that Rebecca Peterson is very attractive

bye

Gasquet might win it this year

puss fuzz

aussie. shouldnt you he asleep?

well done op

Get out. Russian subhumans aren't allowed to post in this thread.

Claiming this thread for Aryna Warrior Princess

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dont post

11:00 Moutet - Pella (19)
11:00 Tsitsipas (6) - Dellien
12:30 Nishikori (7) - Tsonga
12:30 Maden - Nadal (2)
12:30 Carballes Baena - Krajinovic
12:30 Londero - Gasquet
12:30 Goffin (27) - Kecmanovic
12:30 Popyrin - Djere (31)
14:00 Dimitrov - Cilic (11)
14:00 Berrettini (29) - Ruud
14:30 Wawrinka (24) - Garin
14:30 Mahut - Kohlschreiber
14:30 Mayer - Schwartzman (17)
14:30 Otte - Federer (3)
16:00 Paire - Herbert
16:00 De Minaur (21) - Carreno-Busta

I can feel the load from the last guy I was with dripping out into my boxers

WTA

29.05. 10:00 Brady J. - Hercog P.
29.05. 10:00 Kozlova Kat.- Svitolina E.
29.05. 10:00 Kudermetova V. - Diyas Z.
29.05. 10:00 Mertens E. - Parry D.
29.05. 10:00 Muguruza G. - Larsson J.
29.05. 10:00 Stephens S. - Sorribes Tormo S.
29.05. 10:00 Zhang S. - Kanepi K.
29.05. 11:30 Rogers S. - Suarez Navarro C.
29.05. 12:00 Kucova K. - Pliskova Ka.
29.05. 12:00 Minella M. - Sevastova A.
29.05. 13:30 Martic P. - Mladenovic K.
29.05. 13:30 Potapova A. - Vondrousova M.
29.05. 15:30 Bencic B. - Siegemund L.
29.05. 15:30 Konta J. - Davis L.
29.05. 15:30 Kuzmova V. - Bertens K.
29.05. 15:30 Peterson R. - Vekic D.

Not a fan of these incel schedules

have sex

Is it true that Nadal can barely speak Spanish or are my coworkers playing tricks on me again?

He's Spanish though.

youtube.com/watch?v=-VzpelXqb-w

His english is very poor though.

He's from Mallorca so they're not entirely wrong, island people don't really speak much Spanish at all. Doesn't help that he's on the spectrum either.

Interdasting. They said he seemed poorly educated and his Spanish was equivalent to NBA players speaking English

>throws tantrum because someone moved his water bottles

Haha

twitter.com/i/status/1118234530723188736

>its another shit on nadal episode

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SABBA DABBA DO!

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alright lads give me todays LOCKS

>tranny

>Tomic then shrugged his way through another abrupt post-match press conference, although stopped short of saying he had not given his all. He did agree with compatriot Nick Kyrgios’s social media post last week that the French Open “sucked”, compared to Wimbledon
Based

I like trainwreck jerkoffs as much as the next guy but Tomic needs to be euthanized

you're not making $$ betting on the obvious.

define *obvious*
recommend me some value mate, no wta shit tho, that stuff is for desperado's.

for value acording to bet365
>PH Herbert
>De Minaur
>Tsonga
>Gasquet
my opinion though

can you do live-betting? that's the easiest way imo. when the obvious guy to win starts to losing in some set, the odds increase and that's when you bet

>no wta shit tho
why not? often times the odds are miscalculated. the games are shorter, so no need to way for 3-5 sets

consider betting on
>who wins the set
>more/less than X games

i used to bet before the games, but that's amateurs hour

There is no God

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Who do you think the most attractive /tennis/ poster is? I bet it’s one of the Germans

are

Boris, without a doubt.

I look like Corey from Boy Meets World

My mental image of him is someone who is addicted to meth

...

I feel like he might be a normal looking Russian dude. He's so fucking weird though it scares people and so he spends all his time online in his commie block by himself.

>tfw Boris is actually Rublev

Would not be surprised in the least

Maybe. I get the feeling he must be from a wealthy family since he’s always here and never has to work

He's a fsb shill infa 100%

Genie lost.

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Feels bad I really hoped she would have a pornikova tier career

When is she doing porn

still waiting on the genie/robbo video

does it exist or is it another rumour?

This sentiment but regarding Penko instead.

>connection error

i wouldnt go anywhere near those picks tbqhwy
i asked for some LOCKS, the type suave Xis afficiondo's could easily roll off from a cursory glance at todays matches and you've blogposted a mugs guide to hedging.
since i'm heading to the tab anyway i'll give you my picks;
bankroll on pella & goffin, mix in a mahut overs accy, dont see any of the favourites being beat, might have a punt on the slags to not hold serve.

Where is Sabine Lisicki now?

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Languishing in qualifiers purgatory

I feel sick posting in this abomination of a thread.

heres a bucket fren

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Wrapping those thick thighs around my face

Someone should give Peterson one to put over her head

>Schedule Change: Kateryna Kozlova has withdrawn from her match with Elina Svitolina. Svitolina has a walkover into R3. Muguruza v Larsson has now been moved to Suzanne Lenglen.

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thats a silly thing to do

is she back to being chunky yet?

Not when you're as hideously ugly as she is.

whose the hottest in your opinion or your waifu?

Rafa, obvs

>bolding

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Slapheads are dead sexy m8

talking about yourself?

Nah, I'm a hideous hairy beast

>hairy
i know that feel

>Anglos

only half anglo you wog

Back home already, Nick?

HA HA

TIME FOR MUGU

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>Tsitsipas vs clay god Dellien
>video incoming

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someone gimme tsitsipas link NOW pls

Mugu with a nasty breakout on her face
Larsson too
Yikes

well, they are in france. this is the bodies way to fight that awful place

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When does Tennys Sandgren play?

I would do unspeakable things to kudermetova

Germoney bros, where are you watching? DAZN doesn't show French Open, does Sky Super Sport carry it?

it's on eurosport, dummy

based polandbro, thank you

why the FUCK is Kayo showing two WTA matches when Tsitsipas is on

can't imagine why

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M U G U
U
G
U

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waifufags

crikey

This is Garbiñe Muguruza. Say something not lewd about her.

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haha, take a look at this has been.
>loosing points against some nobody on clay
embarrassing

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I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with her

She sure can crush balls.

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Nadal already leading by 3x0, fucking hell, he's going to win this 3 sets to nothing won't he?

obviously?

I watch Nadal because I know he will be finished before work.

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Is the Hoang dude a hapa?

Nadal 4x0 Maden

Nadal's opponent

>29 years old
>won 1 grand slam match ever
>won 7 ATP matches ever
>never won a challenger tournament

him winning in straights was never in doubt. what I'm wondering is if he'll be able to get a triple bagel

NADAL SHOOK

It's not like any other opponents would make that much of a difference

this lmao. only Djokovic could hurt him at RG

4 more days and the spanish jew will be irrelevant again
can't wait

ah fuck, there goes the triple bagel

what happens then?

>bankroll on pella & goffin
OH NO NO NO NO NO

i told ya

>Pella

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fucking eurosport already transmitting Giro in one of their channels

Actually yea

>ever trusting a guido
lmfao

the empire looks and sounds like the singer of Boney M

what went wrong with this handsome bastard
I thought he was going to be the next big thing

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>Tsitsipas is down a break again
you were supposed to be better than Zverev, Stef

Dellien is the next Nadal!!

she looks german/dutch
not polish

cant wait

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he loved maria more than he loves tennis. not that i blame him or anything

Djokovic though was even faster(about 15 min)

>Moutet

Moutet just went from 5-0 to 5-4 lmao. the absolute state

I dont understand it... He never was handsome. He is 'ordinary', period. There are some no names from Europe(outside top-40) who were/are better looking than him

look at his face. He is not a crocodile, but definitely not 'handsome'

who de fuk started the 'dimitrov is handsome' meme desu?
Sharapova?

What is a men's handsomness? daniel craig is also an uggo

seems like they were happy to be chose by media to be called handsome. that's what sharapova and nicole needed, they dont care is he ACTUALLY handsome, they need the one who is CONSIDERED handsome/hot by other females. No matter is he ugly or ordinary, but if other girls see him 'hot' - he is a god for her.

is he really 175cm?

also he is only 1999 born

sharapova isn't prettier than him, each compared to their own gender

He just wants to crush his opponent's hopes and dreams and break him mentally for the rest of the year

again i lost the digits i could use for caro poting :(

Quebec?

>poting
posting

he is for sure 10/10, no homo.

it's ironic that you say that, but your ideal women look like men
maria is prettier than him, because she is prettier that almost everybody on earth, thank you very much

so as well as shit taste in women, you also have shit taste in men

oh, expert, show us your picks then

>shittykori

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>Injurikori

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Polish girl pls go

...

pella OUT

based Moutet

>/tennis/ - Handsome Men

shamefur display

Dimitrov is handsome. Nadal is the one I've never understood. Verdasco and Lopez? Yeah, I get it. Not Nadal.

He never had it in him, you simply drank then ATP kool-aid.

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Goffin
>Goffin
Goffin
>Goffin
Goffin
>Goffin
Goffin
>Goffin

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Nonce
She looks 12

and female ones

>Dimitrov is handsome
no

>Nadal
He is a prime stud. Muscules + very high social status make women melt.

Good.

Also, Fognini best boy

>Shitsipas

3 consecutive match points wasted

I think Tsi has broad appeal to women
Masculine but also somewhat pretty
Like Zverev
But I'm not a woman so idk

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Tsitspias is much more handsome than Zverev, also not a woman

>i'm a nonce for being attracted to a woman my own age
alright

Tsitsipas makes my dick hard.
Also not a woman.

MODS

nah

if you think Verdasco is handsome then Nadal is obviously handsome, especially the hair

Same.

>being attracted to anything other than 35+ single mothers
Nonce.

nah

zverev looks mixed with asian, he has feminine features

Verdasco is way more handsome than Nadal.

>especially the hair

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hmm

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verdasco marginaly more handsome than nadal

agreed, they both aged bad, as most tennis players do.
But Verdasco was cute when young, Nadal was never cute

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Redpilled
Women should be vine ripened
Menopausal virgins are the slightly brown bananas of the sexual world

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Nadal already lost 3 games in 2 sets

Smol brain: Verdasco is handsome
Big brain: Verdasco is the most handsome Spaniard on tour
Galactic brain: Verdasco's wife is the gigga Chad

you need to step in

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Nadal better win this set quick or I am going to be late.

>and female ones

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>nadalwinslol

why bother watch?

they cute, good for each other

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He's right.

Seriously, Nadal is a fucking dog compared to that.

I was being ironic lad.

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there's room for everything.
I only watch clay tournaments, let us have this one pls

That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

>Kyrgios right to hate French Open, says Tomic

sports.yahoo.com/kyrgios-hate-french-open-says-tomic-113713462--ten.html

Because and Nadal is actually fun to watch on clay even if it is absolute victory. He has good skill.

It's not up to me, unfortunately.

Yes, but it's more fun to watch when he's playing a worthy opponent

I have no idea who that is since I don't watch tennis, but I would breed her with no seconds thoughts right this instant if the opportunity arose.

does federer have that many hindu fans because he looks like them?

There's like 6 or 7 good WTA matchups for tomorrow.

Early round WTA is vastly superior to early round ATP because the draws are all fucked on the women's side

wtatennis.com/players/player/317771/title/Rebecca-PETERSON

twitter.com/beckspeterson

instagram.com/rebeccapeterson/

life is about the journey and not about the destination

he also have a hint of gipsy in his looks

Indian sports fans are reddit incarnate so they probably love him

Although I know reverse image search, that is very based of you.

Joao pls
Don't encourage the Austist

based post should be in every thread

I don't disagree.

Glad you could join us today.

Be sure to refresh yourself with a COCA-COLA®

>Worthy opponent
>For Nadal in Paris

404: individual not found

del potro
djoko
federer

>norway have a higher-ranked player than sweden
what happened

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blacks are not that good at tennis

Having 50 players that go in and out of the top 15 makes it look like every game is a big matchup tbf.

soderling got sick

Precisely. Some of the best major tournament players are unseeded.

>Millman that low
This WILL change!

t. pig fucker

so basically do nothing and expecting a 10/10.
Even the whites from Africa are lazy motherfucker

AHAHAH NADAL

the comeback is ON

Word is Kozlova retired in a backroom deal by the Ukranian Tennis Federation

wouldn't be surprised

>French crowd totally not biased in the Gasquet match
it's funny for me because i'm used to it but i can understand some don't like it

Svitolina promised to introduce her to a Saudi prince

Bonga still has it

Like all the belgian fans for Goffin

>getting broken by Maden twice
Can Nadal challenge Goffin with this form? I think Goffin might give him a set if he's feeling generous.

Based Australia, I knew you were the best country !

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>Del Hospito
>Frailerer
>Roland

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More like Nadal artificially extending the match to get more practice in.

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If Nadal drops this set I'm getting a new husbando

source?

what the fuck just happened at the penultimate point there

My smelly arsehole

Arse nal

You won't believe who won the Maden-Nadal match

which day will be GOffin Nadal ?

31 of May

Friday

Gotta go with my gut here, was it Nadal?

thx

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Yes, but at what cost?

The elimination of a mediocre German?

Justin Henin working for France 2, not the RTBF.
Stop stealing our girls, France

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Gaskek looks old af

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David Ferrer?

twitter.com/Simona_Halep/status/1003614434764435458

Wouldn't happen in Belgium :3

The German adventure doesn't end here.
Find out what happens in the next episode.

Belgium is not a real country

Yessir

>tf
>tp

Tsonga's backhand is barely ITF-tier this year

Nishikori, that's a real japanese tennis player

>federer
>RG
lol just lol

See ya in the next episode Cristiano.

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>do nothing
mate, that's Charlize Theron in case you missed that bit

Reminder that James Blake sent him to qualifiers in Miami...and was vindicated

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>that's Charlize Theron
wow how epic

well she doesn't want to date anyone. She wants rich stars from Hollywood who are also 10/10 but they don't want lazy, high on herself woman, they already have billions on girls jumping on them

>Tsonga would rather go for a tweener than on his backhand
absolute state of his game

Nishikori should fire his shirt supplier

looks like this old chewing-gum brand

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Better than that Nike shit desu

>check out world rankings
>Tsitsipas is no. 6
Wtf, it feels like he popped up like a year ago and won some minor tournaments, and hes already top 10?
Is tennis aside from Federer-Nadal-Djokovic a world of literally whos?

If he's paid even a third of what Federer's paid for that stuff, he'll even pose naked for them.

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Slam semi final, a couple of deep M1000 runs including a final and here you go.

the power of pita gyros, olive oil and feta

oh no, they're not showing Wawrinka on any stream. think it's gonna be a close one. Garin has been peaking this year

what Pierre said.
>Is tennis aside from Federer-Nadal-Djokovic a world of literally whos?
he's not a literal who. he's the successor of the trio. future #1, slam winner, etc.

To nuance what I've said, there's a difference between being a good Top 10 and being an actual threat. It's not the WTA where any given Top 10 can become #1 or even be on the podium. Tsitsipas has been consistent and is indeed improving his results, but he's still 2000 and about 4000 points away from semi-retired walkover giants Federer and Nadal respectively. He's got a long way to go, but at least he's getting there.

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Tsonga led two for sets at 3-0, still lost both of them

Thanks for the info.
I hope he makes it
I havent watched tennis in years but it feels like the same aging top 3 from back then has a power level over the rest.

I'd let Petra Martic touch me inappropriately if she asked nicely first.

Key points Tsitsipas currently owns:
3 ATP 250 titles
2 M1000 finals + 1 semifinal
1 GC semifinal + 1 round of 16

That's roughly 40% of Kevin Anderson's whole career total, in just one year

>I havent watched tennis in years but it feels like the same aging top 3 from back then has a power level over the rest.
pretty much true aside from short bursts of brilliance from Murray and even shorter bursts from Wawrinka

>M'lady

damn Mahut is actually gonna make 3R at 37. this is his last year, yeah?

memelic and dimemetrov is not a bad match desu lads

>Dimitrov

>STILL not streaming Cuck de la Rinka
why

Laslo Dere is quite good

Should be top 25 by the end of the year

GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT

Hope Federer is eliminated

>cilic

holy fuck what a way to break back

>ranked 32
>Should be top 25 by the end of the year
Wow bold prediction

>M'lady
Rekt

This lad is playing Rodger Federer on Phillipe-Chatrier

This is literally the highlight of his career

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>1m96
>performs best on FO
what's wrong with him ?

oh THAT's why they didn't stream Wawrinka. cucked by Fed once again

fucking arrogant Federer

>literally who
>won 327k$
wageslaving is so shit man

a lot of it is taxed, spent on travelling, accommodation, medical shit, etc.

Otte will win it

true but, wouldve been playing exclusively in europe though

yeah even so man. I remember reading an interview from Laaksonen about how hard it is to just break even if you're not ranked in the top 100

Honest opinion on Caroline Garcia?

remember reading that the ITF makes them stay in hotels and not hostels
lesser to bex

that doesnt include entry fees, his realistic profit is probably ~$150k which really isnt that impressive

>monkey noises from the crowd after every point
how do we fix the french open ?

All uniqlo outfits just look like pajamas

what?
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/83967394/#83968457
>Ostapenko aka Penko aka Piglet
> (formerly waifu'd by spain who cheated on her with #flywith caro)
so where is that spanish user? did he leave Yea Forums?

post?

He's been a pro since 2011
Might as well have gone to college and gotten an office job

>lindsay vonn with pk subban
Wew

>Caro Garcia
>hated by people who are tired of pushing this tanned plain Jane
kek

Move it to England and play it on grass

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yeah, 'kek' as a laugh at absurdity of this statement

a) she is not pushed by anyone(even i dont push her)
b) she is definitely not a tanned plain jane at all

there are janes but she have more unique and defined face
and there are other tanned/med girls, but they are not as close spectacular as Caro

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>*Đere
"Đ" like Đoković

My phone doesn't have meme letters, dude

Otte has an odd serve motion

baena lolberto

Fedora is such a servebot

>kohlscheiße loses in straights to mahut

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>de manure

>cabbagewriter

what the fuck happened, i didn't have internet access

i saw yesterday that Travaglia who lost to Mananrino is 5 setter day ago, made 100k dollars this year with ATP stats of 1-2 (1 win, 2 loses)

how? ITF?

oh no no no no
>inb4 federer literally dies

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>he used to be just chips now he’s chips AND salsa
>here’s a pic of pauls phone hahaha so funny
The tennis channel was a mistake

qt blonde umpire at Otte Federer match

who dating 'em? those qt umpires. Their fellow male colleggues? ATP/WTA/ITF members? They travel like whole year from continent to continent

who Paul?

Paul Annacone

>berettini out
ripip my bracket

i want to open her legs if you understand me

I don't get it

EBJK

>krashitnovic

Not a fan of Vekic, but she better not lose to this fat fucking pig

>de manure

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Is Eurosport only showing the Dimitrov Cilic match?

No
>Eurosport 2
>France 2
>RTS Deux
>SRF

>Kekic
Fucking embarrassing display

I agree with this, it felt like the top 10 of 2010-2015 was forced to earn it more; Tsonga, Ferrer, Berdych, Wawrinka, Del Potro (when he was healthy), Nishikori, Soderling, and the rest of them from that time were regulars - in the last 8 at pretty much every masters and major. Fuckers like Zverev, Tsitsipas, Coric, and the other young players can seemingly win one big tournament, or make a couple finals over the period of two months, and suddenly be in the top 10 for a long while.

Too bad Tsonga is out.

>tfw too small to win

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>the man in the arena
Tsitsipas tier

Not too small enough to win my heart

>time violation warning mr cilic
FUCKING FINALLY

Hope she trained for like 3 hrs after that massive sugar bowl

>Kiki
F

cute

>Cilic 2/2 on BPs
>Dimitrova 2/14
Chokemitrov on schedule.

He did not confirm nor deny not to completely close the opportunities, but yeah, time and results are working against him. He did say he was about to refuse his wildcard a bit over a week before Roland due to crappy practices and a bad back.

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I mean you guys know how ATP points work right? If they're in the top 10, they have to have the points to prove it. It's not like Nadal / Federer / Djokovic / Murray are winning everything anymore either. I mean the majors, yeah, but there are plenty of smaller tournaments that the old guard opt not to play because they're being smart about conserving their energy, or where they do play but go out early because they're -almost fuckin' 40-. New kids have to come up eventually.

did I hear right? Something wrong with her *eyes*?

Why are all the good matchups on so early tomorrow ffs
They cram the night sessions with trash and memers for the men and women

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Does Kiki cry at Philippe-Chatrier?!?!?!??!?!

I heard her say something about having no power in her arms and she was shaking. Didn't sound great.

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?

>6-1, 1-6
World
Tennis
Association

Heh, they showed a guy lying down on one of the benches at the Vekic v Peterson match.

Caro plays on main court tomorrow!

after her : lucas pouille. Maybe they will show qt Mauresmo :3

What is that a symptom of?

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Have no idea why Cilic and Dimitrov is a packed stadium

Dimemetrov wrote that on his shoes

>ACTUAL PEOPLE
>NOT BOTS
>RATING

>NERDMAN

>ON A FOREST SKATING SURVIVAL IRC CHANNEL

that time of the month

few months ago she told that fist time playing on big court(wimbledon 201x?) she lost in ~45 mintutes becase she was nervous
few days ago she was asked how is she coping with popularity and playing on big stadiums and she said she understand that with good results she gonna play on main stadium but still would prefer smaller

seems like she is shy and unconfident

talking about syptoms, it could be stomach disaster, but she is pro and her nutritrion should be well-thought(though Rafa eat a bad fish few weeks go in Barcelona and had to miss an open training session)
maybe heat attack? dehydration?

in worst case its something like mononycleosis, which is dangerous

they showed her retiring on eurosport and she looked like she was ready to cry

?

also whats up with agnelli

Heh...

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Pills doesnt solve this problem?

Someone have to built WTA 'calendar of perfomance' and try to find the perfomance cycles of some kind

Fake

autism

no homo I think cilic is more handsome than dimitrov

shoudln't you be euthanized if you concede an ace on a clay court ?

Sort it out, Jo.

Anyway, ITV just said Bertens has stomach flu. Also Andreescu just pulled out.

fuck niggers
and particularly
fuck the horn of africa

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great point
someone webm it please

>fuck nigge-...

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based Dimitrov, always believed in him!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grotesque

fuck her in particular

>Cilic

name please!!!!
this type of black girls are perfect, they have the highest female peak form!!!
No other race of girl can reach such heights!!!!!!
give name or post similar girls

I got someone in my exam class that got that body type. She's not black doe.

>Grotesque

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instagram.com/realberniceburgos/

eghem. if i may say so myself:
papapapapapapa pararara OLE!

yeah doubt, what's her ethnicity then?

Something southern european/slavish

oh Benoit...

>CILIC

>Peterson
S

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Is grigor gay?

Post feet

lol, I don't believe you

dimitrov made nice shot

She's short as fuck. When you are a femlet, i think every ethnicity can get to that point. Except Asians ofc.

cilic is powerful and technique is really good
also court on Dimitrov Cilic seems to be dry and fast considering aces

cilic look like warehouse worker from some small jugo villages or car parts dealer/mechanik

I guess...

>Is grigor gay?
god I hope so

wawrinka saved a kid

is he still with vekic? and ajla with kyrg?

how did grgor unJUST his hairline so quickly?

>lol, I don't believe you
Sai de casa mais vezes

/fa/ look from konta
not like her

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Nooo poor Kiki :(

She has stomach flu apparently

let's find best software of calendar/notebook type to follow(fill in) the performance of ~30 WTAthletes. Something simple, with a simple oldschool style design(not web 2.0 overloaded shit) to simply fill in a results(w/l) of 30 ladies on a distance of 16 months

the absolute impoverished protectorate of Paire

Remember when Sharapova dated Dimitrov? He, being 190cm tall, was considered 'tall' (Masha never dated anyone lower/shorter than her)

nowadays, half of next-gen is 190-193cm, the other half is 198cm

Post her. She is a nice woman imo.

>autistic commentator on Serbian eurosport seething that Marin gets to bounce the ball forever but (((they))) forced Novak to cut it short

truly incredible

has medical science come up with an answer for how an entire country can suffer from the same persecution complex?

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>16 weeks
fix

enough with the shitty dropshots you stupid cunt

Who is Dimitrov to world tennis and who is Novak

i dont leave a chance they did it to hurt Djokovic

god damn it Benoit you choker

>Benoit
>choker
kek

Bencic? More like Benshit!

>expecting anything from Paire ever

he was literally serving for the fucking match in straight sets at one point

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God I hate Paire so much

>“I have always be an admirer of Feli,” Dimitrov said. “I like this guy a lot. He’s just — I mean, every time — he’s like, fit and good and his long hair and the beard.

>“I’m like, dude you do good. Like, I wish I had his legs. His calves, man. He’s strong. Every time walking towards the showers, I’m like, show me those calves again. He starts laughing at me.”
Dating Serena was probably the biggest warning sign before this

Please don't choke Dimitrov.

Cilic deserves to lose for that gay ass watch commercial

Still remember that time I was walking to Dunkin Donuts in Manhattan and saw Cilic leave the US Open courtesy car with engine running and run into his physio's office across the street.
Realized he was a braindead idiot at that point
They give them ML Mercedes SUVs which I'd imagine are rather expensive

Is Konta finna lose from 5-0?

Cilic was alone? Wtf?

*bounce bounce bounce bounce*
*looks up*
*bounce bounce bounce bounce*

this fucking match

No he had 2 others with him but I recognized him because he's a gigantic oaf

DIMEMTROV

Hell of a match.

Serve into the net

E B J K
Had me worried for a sec

cute dress on Konta

Dimitrov already had 10 sets from 2 first matches?

POST

Pliskova is gonna win it all
Look at that service form

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pierre-hugues is cute

He has such a punchable face, against Medvedev he was looking like a total brat hyping the stands after every single point

If Pliskova had serve stats even remotely similar to Djokovic (hold percentage of 70), she'd be #1 by a landslide considering that due to the absolute STATE of the WTA, she wins more points on the return than he does (45% vs. 42%). She'll find a way to screw it up somehow.

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Post her cute face too

send money first

he's been doing it today as well. it's just that his opponent happens to be French as well

>Bencic
Literal trash

Yep. Now he is hoping for Wawrinka to beat himself like Cilic did.

I honestly would, any advantage that's not cheating is a welcome one.

Yeah her receiving points won is actually the highlight of that stat sheet
Basically took a set off serve

>Diego

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>le meme dropshot man

11:00 Cuevas - Edmund (28)
11:00 Thiem (4) - Bublik
12:30 Ymer - Zverev (5)
12:30 Lajovic (30) - Benchetrit
12:30 Caruso - Simon (26)
12:30 Djokovic (1) - Laaksonen
14:00 Verdasco (23) - Hoang
14:00 Thompson - Karlovic
14:00 Struff - Albot
14:30 Mannarino - Monfils (14)
14:30 Nishioka - Del Potro (8)
14:30 Harris - Coric (13)
16:00 Klizan - Pouille (22)
16:00 Khachanov (10) - Barrere
16:00 Fritz - Bautista-Agut (18)
16:00 Fognini (9) - Delbonis

What's with Mayer's socks? Some kind of ankle support?

Konta's skirt seems to be pretty often pulled really high, you can noticed it from the rear point of view - her thighs are usually almost fully exposed and you can catch the sight of panties.

Is it her decision to wear it such way or a manufacturer's feature?

Or is it her lower back bending her massive muscular ass out and keeping the skirt up?

Oh yeah
I wanted to ask if you guys thought Garin was handsome a la our previous conversation about which ATP players are good looking

Maybe it was just a Wawrinka halo effecr

are you a gay? hetero men post it for free

Benoit literally can't help dropshotting every time he's under pressure

ok that was some clutch tennis

surprisingly entertaining

>le wave
>le current year
sacre bleu

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Id say yes. All the girls on twitter seem to like Zverev, Nadal, Fognini or Dimitrov so I’m not sure how to rate males

Zverevs neck is wider than his head and Nadal looks like Francine from Arthur if she had alopecia. Maybe women just have shit taste

>

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>Diego

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Thanks for the input, reddit

okay this is actually really fucking good tennis now

>Nadal looks like Francine from Arthur if she had alopecia

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If each point lasts two minutes there is no way this match is over before tomorrow

breaking incoming

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I say that because if you look at Serena's serve stats, they'd be extremely average for an ATP pro. Far from absolutely horrible, but not dominating at all. So Pliskova, who's supposed to have a good serve could scrape by just by servebotting because no one can return for shit.
tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/serenas-serve-stats.640910/

Got an hour of tennis before that happens, someone will die. Even though I think Forget is a semen slurping Nadal fanboi, I agree with him on final set tie-breaks: unlikely to get another Santoro-Clément '04 anytime soon.

lol they forgot to play the tiebreak lads

i immideately think of Sabatini as i see your flag

also does she look Italian or Spanish? Maybe she have some German(Mayer, Schwartzman are for a reason here) blood too?

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(Me)
>I agree with him on final set tie-breaks: unlikely to get another Santoro-Clément '04 anytime soon
I hope that statement won't come to bite me in the ass SOON™.

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Did anyone watch the Ruud match? Is he a flash in the pan or genuinely good?

He caused the KyrWOAT freakout if you recall

please die, Herbert. I wanna go to sleep
he's decent on clay. didn't watch him today but I've seen him play

Sabatini is Italian, but she had spanish grand parents too.

Damn I really miss having atleast a competent WTA player

It's tomorrow morning on the Gold Coast
Go to sleep

if Benoit didn't have a spaghetti forehand, he'd be the GOAT

How much longer ?

bruh imagine playing sports for 4-5 hr to win a fucking game.

after this match
it's called a fucking match

bruh imagine playing sports for 4-5 hr to lose a fucking game.

POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOROPO

OLE!

Fuck that and fuck the monkeys screaming it

Olé!

I don't like that we can't see the speeds of the serves on camera

hours into this match and I've only just noticed that they're wearing the same outfit

yeah like what the heck bro

>it's a 70-68 episode

Come on, fellas. I've got a Mickey Mouse Cup final to watch.

>5th set tie breaks are ba-...

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¡Olé!

Abraham Lincoln looking nigga

>I really miss
are you 40yo?

who?

Paire

When do they stop playing again?

I have lost interest in the game desu.

How do you now whom did he(Argie) meant?

no shit genie

why are they still at it?

when it was 6-6 there was a tiebrake ?

Why?

just look at him. the beard and everything. he looks at lot like Lincoln

Nice, beat me to it

It's funny because it perfectly describes paire

ALMOST OVER

No 5th set tiebreak outside of Flushing Meadows

poor mahut herbert should still be playing doubles with him

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THE SIGNATURE DROPSHOT

fucking clutch

lol
I don't know. I got distracted and I'm not very invested.

what about wimbs?

Last game was cool though.

Paire?

HABBENING

I think RG is now the only one without tiebreaks after Jizzner/Blandersno

>In the US Open, a tiebreak is played in the deciding set (fifth set for the men, third set for the women) at 6–6. Starting in 2019, in Wimbledon, a tiebreak will be played if the score reaches 12–12 in the final set. In the Australian Open, a "first to 10" tiebreak is played in the deciding set if it reaches 6–6.

#Respect

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Based Paire avenging l'équipe

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Wimbledon has a TB if 5th set goes 12-12
OA has a super TB if it goes 6-6 (first to 10 points)

thanks for the explanation

Anglos are gay as fuck

NEW

Keeping the serve is harder on clay. Very long 5th sets happen but are rarer than say, grass or fast hard courts.

engie is an anagram for genie

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qt girl on the background

wtf venues are so empty
(they show areal shot)

gay and cute.

wta

how come the only exceptionally good drop volleyers are meme players like Pear and Granollers?

were any of the old-timey greats good at it? I normally only see them hitting flat volleys.

no, they showed all venue

give stream