/tennis/ - Roland Garros Day 2

>2 female commentators
>"Ooh, that's a jazzy outfit she's wearing"

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you faggot

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WHAT ABOUT WOMEN'S SCHEDULE, YOU FUCKING BIGOT!

But what about my boy?

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E B J K
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lmao
idk I just copied it from Germanon in the last thread

>getting dabbed on by an arthritic moonballer

Who? Wozniacki?

(does Annabel Croft commenting?)

I really really hope either Pavs or Kiki win RG.

Stream pls
In spanish if possible

oh Millman only plays tomorrow. checked on Flashscore

tomorrow

Based schedule kraut

Thottner. Dunno who's commentating desu

Wozniacki on hdtennis.ru/glavnaya-stranica/centralnyj-kort-atp/
I have another HD stream but it's AceStream

Is Kanepi pre-op?

Cheers, hopefully it's not on too late

>Goerges
Should quit and do porn while she still can desu

>jules

So Kvitova withdrew that means the sexy Cirstea is through to R2

...

Nope, she'll play a lucky loser. Kaja Juvan.

:3 more Cirstea then

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Does she look Spanish or Italian?
She have some 80s Stallone vibes(hair?)

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she????

>Woz got styled by literally an RG baby
The state of WTA

>momoposting
>gabyposting
Kinda makes sense

does she have romanian traits?

whats wrong with you? she is hot and gorgeous
are you extremely low test and getting scared of strong women?

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EBJK

>Jules
F
Absolute fucking state

legs, shoulders - are perfect too

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Looks like a transexual, buddy

Wtf I hate Jules now

yea but love her chest puppies

i dont know...
imho she is very attractive

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doesn't matter. she went to the same bitch-school of thought as gorrila williams and already prepared her excuse for the match

>Cornetto

poor ruski friend, can't admit he's attracted to men out of fear for his safety, since it's illegal in putinland

The crowd for this Wozniacki match is in the hundreds

why would anyone watch women's tennis?

Because they're so brave and strong.

>didnt paste pic related

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is KECMANOVIC /ourguy/?

give your power to Kudermetova, 1 game and 3 points can be enough!

I'd crush Kudermetova's puss, bruh

Kiki won :)

Hope she can keep her nerves this time and go far. I like her, she might have autism too. Read an interview last week where she talked about what to do with her money, she bought a nice watch but feels ashamed of it, and a big Lego castle lol

>be me
>yesterday
>bet on a guy to win the game (the underdog) @ 6.6 odds
>he loses the first 2 sets
>he manages to win the game 3-2

bruh moment

Kudermetova, Potapova, who's next?

Pavlyuchenkova? More like Fatlyuchunkova!

>muh arthritis

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link to interview?

Nadal game in 15 minutes

>whoreniacki

Misha Zverev? More like Memesha Zverev

>Lapko
Lost to a literal child, yikes.

unrelated but I read an interview with eminem after his MMLP album broke all records he wanted to buy a nice casio watch and he called his agent to check whether he had enough money for it and his agent told him that he had enough to buy the whole company

was that based Mahut?

>he called his agent to check whether he had enough money for it
in what world would Eminem not have enough money for it? why would he need to ask

that's right after he released his first LP, he was broke as fuck before then I guess

ad.nl/tennis/ik-zou-iets-meer-willen-genieten~a70a7274/

It's in Dutch though

geweldig

Sim exacto

he grew up dirt poor and once you reach a certain level of poorness you sorta lose the idea of what things cost

Nadal's shirt are so short and tight

>Nadal's shorts are so short and tight
fix

OK I had to find the story so apparently I fucked it up a bit/didn't remember it correctly, it was a rolex, but close enough
>nextshark.com/why-eminem-once-asked-his-manager-whether-hes-rich-enough-to-buy-a-rolex/

was on the overs for that match ;^)
r8 h8b masterb8 tonights lock multi
pella
cuevas
albot

it means it'll be a short game

HA HA

TIME FOR NADULL

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>pella
>cuevas
>albot
good combo. they are the favorites to win. they 'll be long ass matches

how far are locker rooms of men and women are separated there?

rus commentator now talking there are 2 locker rooms(2 for men and 2 for women?) and 2 restaurant for players at RG venue.

i wonder does anyone have a chance to approach caro and where. There? Training centres? Hotel lobby? Messaging apps?

Honestly don't think Nasal will win this year

djoko will have his revenge

>Nasal
Kek thanks autocorrect

brb organizing a loan to place on bot then
thanks for the tip m8

thanks m8

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i think i predicted Thiem in the bracket, but i have very little hope

which, i guess, is more hope than i usually have

pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pahpaaaaaah

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oh fair enough. idk why but my brain added a "2" so I thought you were talking about the more recent MMLP 2. that makes sense

Rafa pulls off the ugliest colours. not fond of the yellow but it looks alright on him

suh spotted in the crowd

hmmmm

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>tiafoe
Still have no idea how he got seeded in the draw

Thiem should have a better chance now that Rafa's a little less stable than the past few years and the others aren't claybabbies. The bane of his run is pretty much going to be Djoko

Anabel Croft vs Barbara Schett?

>Fatlyuchunkova
OINK OINK, FATTY!

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>showing Gasquet vs a dude who hasn't won a match in a year instead of the fifth between Medvedev and Herbert

ffs

is the eurosport channel literally just a scam to bait you into paying for eurosport player nowadays?

git gud
I was about to ask if Eurosport let you choose which match you want to watch

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*struggles against some teenager*

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Is there a player you enjoy seeing lose purely because of /tennis/ ? For me, it's Pavlyuchenkova.

tsitsipas

Nadal could end up with more French Opens than Sampras has Slams overall.
That is insane.

For me, it's Rebecca Peterson and Caro Garcia

no my autism is nowhere near that severe

alex de minaur

do you have to pay to watch that or just have to sing up?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GTFO

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Chung when he was good and relevant on /tennis/
free 14-day trial. only available here though, sorry

oh fuck, you said lose. not Chung then. I meant I only got into Chung's game because of /tennis/ memeing

>free 14-day trial.
just checked the website. you have to pay $20/month on free trial?

$25/month after the trial

I wish I'd been born a girls, so I could make a living flying around the world being bang average at tennis.

Federer. I don’t even dislike him it’s just funny to see fedfags so mad

agreed.
Serena is a close second for me.

kek this is me. I actually like Federer in interviews and stuff. but there's so many fanboys online that I can't help but root against him

Kasatkina

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Who likes her? I don't think even her husband does.

okay maybe i was underestimating my autism, because i just realised that the internet (reddit moreso than here) has in fact made being a federer fan significantly less enjoyable for me

but it's still enjoyable to see her lose.

misha you faggot just double fault this one away so i can watch medvedev reeee

based autist

>you stole a point from me
>you're a thief

>Who likes her?
Black Twitter. Ironically even reddit barely likes her.

any Germans here?
what does Hanfmann mean?

kek, just googled it and it's literally MARIJUANA-MAN.
based.

Herbert moans like a pervert

it's pronounced air bear

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Can you post Caro after-final ceremony? Bandicam use

only if you promise to never post here again

Don't make me bully your balls user.

bit gay

oh no, he fucked that overhead up

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

>lose because of the sun

whats wrong with him

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oh noo woz

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GIRTHY

Is Oplelka supposed to be the next Isner?

you know what's wrong with him
oh fucking kek, she lost after the bagel?! >WTA

t-too thicc

>you know what's wrong with him
i dont

surely she doesn't need a bra at the end of a game, they become rock hard from all the butter they're holding

some brilliant points in this match 2bh lads

dat game tho

>>>>>>>>>>>WTA

John Millman vs Caroline Dolehide

autistic obsession over WTA players. often floods the threads with his nonsense. he's sadly a regular on this general. he's called Boris

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maybe he can't watch the games live and just want the highlights?

allez Air Bear
lol, you're def new here

>the state of bullshit russians

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aussie lang: yes = yeah nah

anyone saved mandy minella's stories from day or few days ago?

that actually means no ecksdee

can't promise the 'never' part, but i will be very grateful :)

GWAN JOINTMAN

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the absolute fucking state of WTA

unironically why do you watch the >WTA ?

the doubles partners with similar 1R matches

what game?

what game?

>some brilliant points in this match 2bh lads
what game?

med vs herbert

>autistically looking up at the clock every second
The shot clock was a mistake
twitter.com/thealexbancila/status/1130144409037746176

>>some brilliant points in this match 2bh lads
>what game?
Herbert

bs russian i swear

Medvedev had 2 aces over 5 sets
What's the point in being that tall then?
Even on clay that's pathetic

Medvedev must be so bummed out. he was having a good year. still never made it past 1R at RG

when is Halep playing lads?

are you a fan of her?

Tomorrow against Tomljanovic

why is she playing on the third day?
seems a bit weird.
Federer Yesterday), Nadal and Djokovic will all be done today.

>tfw Nadal's matches are clean straight setters and still go over 2 hours because of Nadal's routine and nervous ticks.

Hello, my name is Sorana Cirstea
I am a professional tennis player from Romania
Do not sexualize me :3

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damn son.
if only she was as talented as she is shapely.

>5-4
>Serving for the match
>Lose 5-7
WTA, kek

why is this allowed

Because reasons
youtu.be/O_8pD6dyWFk

>Don't hit on me, silly boys

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oh fug, just saw Moya's beard for the first time. looks pretty good desu

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Here's Clara Tauson aka. the next Wozniacki

You'll remember her later just wait and see

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My mom thinks Nadal is handsome

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she probably thinks he still looks like he did 10 years ago

When does Nadal play a tour level player?

post mom

>the next Wozniacki
Is that supposed to be a good thing?

You just read this sentence in your head

woah man, how'd you do that

its surprising how tennis athletes look better than hollywood actresses and even have a better feet despite working out a lot

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many women liked Stepanek
she's not that wrong

Djok in the finals is tour-level.

based bex

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Dirty fucking slag

who are they?

forget it, didn't read the tag.
does she still play?
I remember when she was the great British hope.
kek.

wish she'd give me some tennis lessons

Remember, when Caro defeated Thanos? That was the year....

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has been tennis players

is it Eva Asderaki at Djokovic match?

whats teh acestream

strong and empowered.

she has underage fans
soon they'll grow up and start lewding her
be ready

>capeshit
kys

no.

acestream://dc13335138eba6c9734d8637cdc9efc783a1552f
found on arenavision.us/guide

>she has underage fans
He knows. He's one of them.

thanks bro

you're welcome m8

just heard the commentator pronounce "Hurkacz". never watched him before and I always thought it was pronounced "hurr kazz"

>starting play with used balls
how cheap are the french

who's the female commentator for the Djokovic match?

Cute Eva face at 1080p full-face crop :3
djokovic hurkacz match, maybe someone screenshot? after 1st game, when Djokovic argued about new balls

t. seething rossi

good shit

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>start lewding her
fans never do this

and people only do that to women of sharapova or bouchard types, not caro or sabatini shy types

thanks for the fap material /tennis/

glad you came up with more complex answer than "no"

>Cuckrinka

what are the chances Nadal suffers a career ending injury before the final?

zero

only gets 'injured' off clay

I doubt that my prayers will be answered desu lad

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That Hurkacz winner was incredible, even if it wss a fluke.

>autistic obsession over WTA players
:/

I hate Munar so much

why?

yeah it's wider aren't it?

allez Stan!!!

what drugs are they on

He’s basically a shittier Nadal 2.0 but with more chimpouts

youtu.be/7F6_-TPvBx0

Is this the latest Blacked Raw scene?

justified chimpout desu. Lahyani should have given Munar that point

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stop posting this shit. you're only allowed to post new webms

I dont like Scottish people. They whisper at work and crawl up to the boss (I work for PricewaterhouseCoopers and there's a bunch of scots here). And they put on false accents and underneath the facade they are cowardly. I also find them to be crude and offensive.

you meant deeper?
no, its neither wider or deeper. His statement was false in every dimension.
Autistic - no
Obsession - well, 50/50, maybe some 0.5% vibes of that
Plural of players - no. Its mostly one+retired and the others are just very sympathetic and i am just curious about their lives too

I also find Marija Cicak, Eva Asderaki and that blonde umpire cute

What does women ~feel~, when she twerks?
I just can't imagine or simulate it in my head.

What's the point and meaning of that, what almonds do they trigger when they bend their lower back and ass and shake the butt

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>The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity
>It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.
what the actual fuck? consider this with nigger '''''dancing''''' around actual nigers
wow

is it socially acceptable in Britain?

But other British girls are not even close to be like Laura, not JoKonta, not even Katie Swan.

>Tiashit

American Xis is ded

The hoop earrings thing is most definitely true.

Are there whites in Ethophia or how do you know?

she's had plastic surgery, right?

I grew up in America. Born there

So how good are Oppo phones?

Putintseva was just tired from actually winning a title the other day. Something that fat ugly cunt will never know anything about.

So is it sad to know that good girls like Caro or Konta don't consider being with non-white men even in smallest chance? and all you left is Robson

i can now go to bed happy knowing that bex won, good night lads

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KEK OH NO NO NO

b-but the media told me he was the future just like Ryan Harrison, Donald Young and Taylor Townsend

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Depends how you define plastic surgery, but yes. Sad how a cute future star turned into a washed up slag so quickly.

I don't care either way, boris

what surgeries has she had then?

Think Frances gives a FUCK?

WRONG.

He's going to spend the summer lying on the beach drinking margaritas and fucking his trophy girlfriend.

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I don't think she's had any surgery, but she has obviously altered her face with injections.

really? what makes you think so?

She’s actually pretty qt I’m surprised

based Cuck de la Rinka

her face looks completely plastic.
christ, this is worse than I thought, people don't even notice anymore.
it's so prevalent.

is that his sister

which features? the lips?

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her face looks normal, just too much of make up

i just noticed all my waifus are of those,who look good with no make up and will age gracefully. My subconscious doesnt let me find slags pretty, even if i see a women with make up i subsconsicosusly substract the make up factor and rate her face as makeup-free

good news: serena was in a wheel chair a few days ago
bad news: incoming serena thinkpieces on the “world tennis association” abusing their players

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her whole face.
most notably the lips, yes, but everything seems static and the skin seems to be pulled.

if you think the difference between this and this
is just make-up, then there's nothing I can do to explain it to you.

thats a picture from a zoo, right?
i wonder what was she doing there.
hmmmmm

>inb4 she wins the whole tournament without losing a set and everyone starts talking about how she overcame adversity.

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I cam here to say one thing
>Bashitlashvili

she's done winning slams. based Margaret Court still holds the record for the most number of slams in singles

too many French players in this draw.
who the fuck is "Maxime Janvier"?
is he a new "Thierry Champion"?
these names, I swear to god...

it's Roland Garros after all

yeah, I know, but at least it's the only tournament in France where a French player is not likely to win.
every other tournament in France is just a pathetic armada of French players who wouldn't win a title anywhere else battling eac other for scraps.

why is the roo so interested in some thotiana's plastic surgery?

>Bongo

For Serena tier this outfit looks normal

I'm right here, you know...

I want plastic surgery :/

Shapovalov and Struff both look like they have aspergers.

Wtf is this nigger wearing lmao

so what is the answer then?

>albot and tennys
Literally redit v Yea Forums

interesting how Serena keeps getting easy first rounds despite not doing anything all year except posting on instagram and visiting royal babies.

just curious. doesn't really seem that definitive anyway

WTA is rigged.

Tsonga's wife is so peng

she always plays these young deer in the headlights eastern European players so she can ease into the tournament, it's pathetic.

who cares

Mas os jogos não selecionados aleatóriamente? Se calhar por o nome dela começar por S, é que ela fica com gajas do fim da lista.

Allison Hughes? More like Allison Huge

>young deer in the headlights eastern European players
You mean half of WTA

well, if you're a high seed, you usually secure an easier opponent.
but she hasn't been playing at all lately, she's barely inside the top 10, and yet she ALWAYS draws these scared little children in the first few rounds so she can bully them with aces.

yes, but the bottom half.
I mean, there's plenty of eastern European player who are not deer in the headlights, but she only plays these later on in the tournament, when she's already warmed up.

who cares
just gets her ass served by those at the top. those matches it's just so she can feel good about herself

Caro knows Spanish?
twitter.com/CaroGarcia/status/1124770473852702720 twitter.com/MutuaMadridOpen/status/1124741085144780801

Whens the QTs

DELETE THESE RACIST POSTS RIGHT NOW!
DISGUSTING!

on what parts?

Serena's on right now mate

Stop bullying Serena, lads
She's a mom and deserves respect

what's his name?

as a father, I think you should apologise

how's Ethiopia?

Laura Robson

My ears. They are pointy and people called me Frodo

is diatchenko 10/10 qt or does it just look like that because she plays against 'that' ?

yeah she's kinda cute IMO. helps that she's fit

Waiting for the rains

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shit did they forget to bless the rains again?

looks like south America

wtf is this photoshop? those rooftops do not look like they did in black panther

Does the urban youth often visit that neighborhood?

wtf they have highrises in ethiopia?

I wouldn't be so sure about that.
remember what the WTA has to gain by continuing to push the "brave strong mum" Serena narrative.
and remember the amount of chokers and headcases that comprise the WTA nowadays.
Serena has been feasting on this field for years, and she can do it again.

lmaooo

Does cia pay extra to send you to a shithole, or do you actually get less since it's cheaper there?

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how much you wanna bet williams will retire whining she can't move and get's taken off the court by that wheelchair?

$5

Yes, I'm at over 8000ft :)

I live here, yeah :)

$6

it's starting

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There was a video called 'Conspiracy against Caroline Garcia' on YouTube, about her last game at SPB Open 2018...

i searched it now and CAN NOT FIND IT

please help me...

Tomorrow!

youtube.com/watch?v=5d1hGy3g-Tw

damn africa looks like THAT?

Kek it's srsly dry though

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what the heck, she's 28? i though she's much younger

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Diatchenko have such long nails, anyone screenshot them

I won't believe this 1000th episode of "oh no, Serena is in trouble" until I see Diatchenko clinching match point.
Until then, I predict another "incredible comeback" where she starts playing in the second set and servebots to victory in the third, as her young, deer in the headlights opponent collapses from fear of having taken a set from Serena.
And tomorrow every paper will talk about how amazing the comeback was, and how two days ago she was in a wheelchair and couldn't move.
Classic.

what the fuck. thought she was in her late teens or early 20s

its not that

grim but aesthetic

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE THE RUSSIANS HACKED SERENA

oh, no 6:2
this can't be happening

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Camels

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>that scaffolding on the right

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>Meme raping some guy named Paul is the primetime match

yawn.
it's already over, lads.
the amazing comeback is on.

Love watching this fat ape lose

Remember when serena had a literal meltdown and called the line judge a racist white male cause she was. Losing?

Think we're gonna see it again. Also
>theres not even a crowd here, fans not even engaged!
Wow, maybe cause she ruined her image.

is this like city bike renting in europe? how much for and hour?

shit nigga they look like they're about to drop dead

does she have an advantage?

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>built for endurance like that camel posted earlier
you might be on to something

the drama already starting.
here we go.

set fixing from williams

>tommy paul and dominic thiem
Is this the chadb owl?

stream?

Diatchenko playing wta tier tennis

serena must be pushing 225lbs right?

do you buy the latest outfit of your famous tennis player and wear it like a jersey?

Wow they actually showed serena getting BTFO last year

think I'm made of money?

No unless it’s for a costume

Give Vitaliia your energy and confidence \o/

wasn't she pregnant last year?

I'm not watching this anymore.
I'm tired of being right about this script.
always the ******* same.

>average monthly salary is $5000
for sure australians are

Nah.

shes looking extra king kong like this year

i don't think it would suit me

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I am Greek

Breh
She just fat dawg

it's too late now.
you have to close her out in two.
now she's playing her real level, she was pretending to be in trouble in the first set.
woman's a cheater and a bad actress whose possum tactics nobody seems to see through.

oh Jesus shut the fuck up already

i dont know what this translates to in american

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the end is nigh

Witalija is just failing horribly at serving now

fuck no I'm not paying much for a pair of shorts

doesnt look like that good quality for 65 euros

proxypole pls go

XXL

they don't make them in >XXXL, so it's not for americans

does that surprise you?

no, but it's not serenas doing

hey, it gives me no pleasure to be right.
but it does annoy me that people still fall for Serena's antics.
she would win every match 6-0 6-0 if she wasn't constantly hiding her power level to make her accomplishments seem "brave" and difficult.

No. And I'm pretty sure cause it's first round monday.

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At least you can walk

im not using a proxy the site is just made for yuropoors

it annoys me how much you bitch about her holy fuck

Serena’s coach seems like a shady character to me I don’t trust him

4 euro salary to vietnamese kids, 45 euros to Nike (((top-management))) and 6 bucks to Nadal

what brand is the black skull that diatchenko is wearing?

love wta
hate serena

it doesn't have to be her doing.
why do you think she always plays Diatchenkos in the first round?
1) the Diatchenkos don't believe they can win, even if they're leading 6-0, 5-0.
2) Serena knows she can't possibly lose, even if she's down 6-0 5-0.
so she has a huge room for manoeuvre to use her bad acting skills, her yelling, her weird outbursts, whatever is needed to get the job done while making it seem like a struggle and a champion's "comeback".
but the experienced spectator knows that by the time the first set is over, she's already won the match.
it infuriates me that nobody sees this.

b&r

Hydrogen

>I am Greek

Hi Sakkari

>reddit vs /pol/ in the first round

I didn't even notice wtf

i just noticed how thin her waist looking in dress on court and googled that

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Lithium

the name's Maria, mate

simple as

hydrogen.it/fr/look-tennis-6.html

My dad (a literal boomer) juat said "wow shes an ape!"

I wanted to say that was FUCKING racist, but i got nervous and just laughed anxiously and said "yeah dad...".

I want putintseva to whip me and call me a pathetic cuck

Different generations.

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Holy fuck just end this so I can watch thiem

this looks like a brand for qts who play tennis as a hobby

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Talk shit about WTA all you want but nothing brings out the banter in /Xis/ like short skirts and short rallies

this but with petkovic and without the cuck part
speaking of which, she better make it to QF's this RG.

he also coaches shittypas so it’s not surprising why they both chimp out so much

amazing comeback yelling.

what country is diatchenko?

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nice kick!

that's exactly what Serena and Mouratoglou think.

>having to change into a sweater
Why does Serena pick the least practical outfits? Doesn’t she at least try to train in them before coming out

russia

why do all the russians grunt the same

That's how Putin likes it

Why do ask retarded questions?

Welp.

This game is pretty much over. Gonna turn it off early since it seems like diatchenko is choking, but also because my wife is asking me to come outside to grill some burgers for her son. It is memorial day anyways.

See yall next thread or wharwver

What would a whiteboi even know about blacc female fashion?

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god damn. I would spill my spaghetti so hard

>grill some burgers for her son
ohnonononono

look
>maybe someone screenshot
>Diatchenko have such long nails, anyone screenshot them

Too much ass.

I feel 50% more Irish watching this

>shartpovalov’s career since beating nadal

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those are ass implants

Like groceries

Excellent taste
It's legit, check her instagram

How's this

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deeply unsettling

Is an horse a athlete?

Ye

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Keys is a slam finalist be more considerate

answering your question, yes, but no, i wouldn't
the only sure way to tell is in motion or by touch. this just looks too comical

she looks extremely uncomfortable, lmaoing @ niggers

I have a boner and I am also scared.

Give her ig?

Mirrin her balance

tits are the right size, ass too big though

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>White people

Name?

Le-a

This is excellent reference material for animating 4 legged animals.

lemme guess, the dash isn't silent

I don't want Shapo to get eliminated first round.

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Camon Serena

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>thememe

I need more than that. Getting too many results.

Now that's an ass I can get behind!

waist too narrow to be Serena

Tommy Paul is handsome no homo

he could handle my volley if you know what I mean

Seeing as you got dubs twice... instagram.com/realberniceburgos/

I admire your effort to get me to jerk off.

Hehe

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That's just plain fat

>Mal
Oh sweet lord I could fill up rooms with the amount of glue I busted to her

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Wait what's the sauce?

Literally disgusting

still a cow herder at heart i see

Ham planet.

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>petkovic wins first round
YES, THANK FUCK FINALLY A VICTORY
You mean you don't know? Have you been living under an ethiopian rock?
Her name is Mal Malloy. Legendary cum-soulstealer. Theres a whole google drive of all her shit, in different body types. I'll post it tonight after gym

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MAN THE HARPOONS, LADS

>shitpoovalov

Hey I found her eventually. Just a lot of lea(h)s on there.

Next Gen at peak inconsistency again i see
Also what the fuck happened to Chung?
He was great on clay.

instagram.com/realberniceburgos/?hl=en
this is the official account
pro-tip: use Yandex to reverse look-up images

so you are a fan of Andrea? Post rare/cute/old/HQ pics of her

why so many seeded players are bad today?

Get lucky once or twice. Never again.

>my wife is asking me to come outside to grill some burgers for her son.
Goodbye, cuck.

nice job shapo

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Paul is the only American that actually goes to net

What's going on with Thiem and who the heck is Tommy Paul?

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>canadian media still shilling genie

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How to not use tanning lotion

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kek, dickhead

Thiem is a meme and Paul is some eternal challenger tour player that was lucky to get a USTA wildcard

That's what I posted, ya pleb

oh so you did...

Is Edmund the only brit in the draw?

>thiem is standing so far back he can’t swing without hitting advertisements
lmao just lmao

Nvm, there is also Norrie and party Dan

Passphrases for the brackets anyone?

>Thiem playing 4-5 sets all week again
He will never break the big 3 in a slam

see

nourished and sensations. Can’t remember which one was which sorry

>SACKE

tfw the crowd likes paul awww

Thanks

nice choke

thanks

>you will never see a thiem and mladenovic sex rape

Thanks

>Dumbo fucking an horse
no thanks

Thanks

Theim is really struggling to beat this dude.

why is Thiem's game so thicc?

create new with the same OP-pic

New

And don't make it a general

>Old
FTFY

Fuck that monstrosity

Real new

based

unironically think KyrGoat messed him up, hasnt been the same since he got dabbed on.