/cric/

Sending in my resignation tomorrow so I can watch and post full time

perth is in the best time zone for sport
european sport finishes at 1 AM, indian games start at midday, eastern states games start in the morning and who gives a fuck about american sport

Pity it's a hellhole lol

No you're not.

goosey mate you in?

>NZ beat India
>Aus beat Englel
SH final confirmed

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Oh yeah I'm already NEET lol

Neat.

I was literally about to type this in response to the kiwi. Absolutely GOAT timezone honestly.

yeah m8 AMA

crying out for a bender

Any thoughts?

I'm a bender. Fuck my ass.

S T A T S Y
T
A
T
S
Y

>David Warner is OUT for the clash, reportedly due to a sore leg.

STATSGOD

cucks

KEKS

a couple, yes

/cric/ must be ecstatic to have the kiwis back. Fucking grim place without us

wonder what the WI lads are up to in London lads

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>this damage control
just give us the cup already

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Couldn't handle the bants from the crowd. Literal coward.

I know that they're up to.
They're up to their balls in overweight pommy gash

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Cricket on in 7min lads.

tino best used to plow 2-4 australian women every night when on tour

Pakistan > India tbph

Madarchod

2 games no less
Poopeelia v Poo Lanka
Poongland v Poofghanistan
Shall he going to bed rather than watching however.

They're just better people.
Objective view.

australia win
afghanistan win

another good day to be a white man

Okay muhammad.

My name's Matthew.

2 minutes till the cricket

Gandu :)

inclined to agree

SL won the toss and elected to bat.

Cringe
BASED

Quite based

Okay Matthew Muhammad.

Nice to see cricket on TV.
Been a while
GAMON SRI LANKA

Matthew Jones.

Okay Matthew Jones Muhammad.

Have an exam the day after world cup opening kino lads, what do

Why are you angry at NZ
It's just a game

Pass your exam. You're better than a dumb Indian arent you?

I'm fine. Just 'ate pakis and muzzies that's it.

How many games rained out so far?

Starc is garbage.

Hit racial hatred for six mate

Great over from Archer

starc looking deadly

Bharat became right wing quick tbqh. Gonna be hard to keep it united at this rate Rajesh

so true

Which over did you watch lol

he's actually so shit why is everyone hyping him

Cummins is a hasbeen.

setting them up for the knockout next over

Good thing he's not bowling to Phil Hughes.

Well we weren't really united when India was extremely left wing secular aswell.

Phil Hughes is dead m8

umm did you see that bounce sweaty

Saw it bounce over the rope lol

youtu.be/v5DWJv1hiwM

tell me about the english bowling

>Surath: "I'd say this WC will be the most closely fought one.. Everyone playing against each other is so exciting. My winner is Australia and England to be the runners up. Sadly SL will be the last losing all games and I will be a happy man if they manage to bat full 50 overs in all the games. Not sure this will get published but Aussies as the winner of 2019 WC, you heard it first from ME!!!!"
based Surath

the world cries out for East African cricket

At least they kept India in one piece. No minority wants Hindu hegemony, especially a right wing one. Like us and Bangladesh. It'll happen the way things are going, Punjab maybe more

youtube.com/watch?v=v5DWJv1hiwM&feature=youtu.be

Thought he was an actor?

would rather hit sixes for racism lad

>At least they kept India in one piece
They broke India into pieces. They were the ones who made you and bangladesh. Not this right wing government.

wish i could have sex with a cute asian girl while watching cricket lads

just noodled racism for 1 lads

>asian girl

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West Africans physically mog East Africans though. It’s basically like aghans vs Bangladeshis

>asian girl

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No mate he wasn't acting, he actually died

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a full strength Senegal

grim stuff

Can Michael Slater shut the fuck up when will they drop this cunt

*hurls racism at your neck at 95 mph*

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though i do find some asian women attractive i really don't have the urge to want to sleep with one.

>implying you wouldnt

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but they have more heart

east africans were historically more advanced and far more ancient civilisations therefore more suited for cricket

based ruru poster

GOTTEM

No I wouldn't they don't give me a boner and they arr rook same.

channel 7 did lmao that's why he's on channel 9 now

GOTTEM

Would.
Have.
Will again.

finch is obese

>Aussies cheating already

he'll carey that for a while lads haha

What a shit keeper.

It's inevitable though man. For one chandragupta you will have 1000 years of mahajanapadas. And India never historically been united for very long times.
Wanna see qt Abyssinian women team lads

why the fuck is carey in the team lads?
can't keep and can't bat, better off with Wade or Handscomb or even Nevill

guess that’s why he seems so grating, managed to forget about him for 18 months

blundell > carey

wish we’d dropped carey, easily the weakest link, even Finch is more useful

miss Warhammer Fantasy lads

Nice tats.
Nice headband.
Nice beard.
Fag.

Richardson to Karunaratne, no run, beaten by a cracker! This shaped in and jagged away and reared past the bat through the keeper. What a delivery

>gifting farter wickets

Sri Lanka look sound.

afghans playing the long game

Looks lovely around the stadium

youtube.com/watch?v=ru5MwNsF4Ns
tell me about england

where the fuck is dickwella

Will be watching this Australian side very carefully now the cheaters are back.

Reckon Phil Hughes faked his own death to avoid the impending cheating scandal.

will archer be elite?

>slater stops commentating
>Clarke comes in
thank god 9 lost the rights to home cricket

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no lmao

Just noticed the ads on the pitch. Grim.

Based fucking Perera

just found my Alpha Centauri disc lads
finna bouta reinstall

doesn't run on windows 10

finna bouta buy it off GOG

>cracker
Bit racist

For me it's Pathologic 2

Highly recommend it, it improves on the original in every single way and is completely unlike any other game ever made.

My favourite all black is Waisake Naholo

Slats is okay but clarke is just the worst. Clarke and kp were the lowest of the low for 9

...

rather fond of England’s #palewave kit

Bit sad m8

>lol phil hughes died
grow up
have sex

>tea is now called a Powerade Hydration™

Uh 2015 Yea Forums called...

these afghanis are not just here to make the numbers up

might have a quick Vitality Blast lads

Nah that's what the score keepers in Don Bradmans day did

BASED Poot

>27th May
literally wtf

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>dickwella
more like pussypoorlya

>3 fucking months until classic wow comes out
Time needs to hurry up man

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cannot wait

BASED
Are you going to play on a pvp server?

yeah for sure mate not going to cheapen the experience in any way

So true.
What class?

Zeropoos doesn't post here and hasn't for years. He is too egotistical to post without a trip letting everyone know exactly when he posts. He's either moved onto Reddit full time or necked himself. Probably the latter. He's too pathetic to have done anything meaningful with his life.

>Zampa
would unironically rather XD came back

night elf druid I'm thinking

was an undead rogue in vanilla but my mates are all going alliance and I want to try something new

Alliance is way comfier imo. Good choice

>Hashmatullah Shahidi: 17 (51)

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OH NONONONONONONO

>the City of Poofgaynistan

Don't use it as an insult

settle down Shannon

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>Runoutistan

>pookistan lost to Afghan

fp'sbp's

Madoka WILL save /cric/.

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the certified heavy sebby

the confirmed thinning zachy

the destined /cric/-saving madoka

Read a bunch of madoka ryona and rape doujins last night

>clarke and slater together
yep I'm out

like Antiques Roadshow but would rather 9 played the cricket instead

Pooeen BTFO

>play lightning link on phone
>find out about daily bonuses on facebook
>it only gives 50000 credits
barely gets me five spins

remember 5 years ago when Angelo Mathews had ridiculous stats

Sid Meier was such a brainstar

afghanistan in a state

a full strength meme

>englel taking this long to wrap up the tail
remind me why they're favourites?

brainlets don't understand cricket and just looked at the rankings

>They'll take drinks, while Khawaja is being checked upon. Khawaja is hobbling out and his left knee does look slightly swollen. Alex Malcolm says he had a surgery on that very knee in October. October was a meniscus tear. He has suffered an ACL tear and had a reconstruction in 2014. All on that left knee
JUST

fucking hell

BASED GOAT SMITH

STOP BOWLING THE PAKIS

haha...

stop injuring yourselves in a fucking warmup game, holy shit

>Smith to Dhananjaya de Silva, no run, and it's Smith's turn to get injured.

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BASED Windian merc

ZAMPED

And every turn I follow
We're dancing with our shadows
And every turn I follow
We're dancing with our shadows

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wouldn't be incorrect to say that wollongong is the london of the southern hemisphere in terms of affluence and notability

>afghanistan fans praying at the oval during the innings break
why are muslims so homo for god?Many of them even appear to be undressing for god

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BRAPPPPPP

keep it 100% halal all the time senpai

think England may win

Haram

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mashallah brother cummins

youtu.be/-KNODPnw5CQ
'chabin bla!! tis beena minute innit!!
x

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وَمَا خَلَقْتُ الْجِنَّ وَالْإِنسَ إِلَّا لِيَعْبُدُونِ
تُسَبِّحُ لَهُ السَّمَاوَاتُ السَّبْعُ وَالأَرْضُ وَمَن فِيهِنَّ وَإِن مِّن شَيْءٍ إِلاَّ يُسَبِّحُ بِحَمْدَهِ وَلَـكِن لاَّ تَفْقَهُونَ تَسْبِيحَهُمْ إِنَّهُ كَانَ حَلِيمًا غَفُورًا

قُلْ مَن يُنَجِّيكُم مِّن ظُلُمَاتِ الْبَرِّ وَالْبَحْرِ تَدْعُونَهُ تَضَرُّعاً وَخُفْيَةً لَّئِنْ أَنجَانَا مِنْ هَـذِهِ لَنَكُونَنَّ مِنَ الشَّاكِرِينَ

ذِكْرُ رَحْمَةِ رَبِّكَ عَبْدَهُ زَكَرِيَّا إِذْ نَادَى رَبَّهُ نِدَاء خَفِيًّا قَالَ رَبِّ إِنِّي وَهَنَ الْعَظْمُ مِنِّي وَاشْتَعَلَ الرَّأْسُ شَيْبًا وَلَمْ أَكُن بِدُعَائِكَ رَبِّ شَقِيًّا وَإِنِّي خِفْتُ الْمَوَالِيَ مِن وَرَائِي وَكَانَتِ امْرَأَتِي عَاقِرًا فَهَبْ لِي مِن لَّدُنكَ وَلِيًّا

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Big Allan cock

وَمَا خَلَقْتُ الْجِنَّ وَالْإِنسَ إِلَّا لِيَعْبُدُونِ
تُسَبِّحُ لَهُ السَّمَاوَاتُ السَّبْعُ وَالأَرْضُ وَمَن فِيهِنَّ وَإِن مِّن شَيْءٍ إِلاَّ يُسَبِّحُ بِحَمْدَهِ وَلَـكِن لاَّ تَفْقَهُونَ تَسْبِيحَهُمْ إِنَّهُ كَانَ حَلِيمًا غَفُورًا

قُلْ مَن يُنَجِّيكُم مِّن ظُلُمَاتِ الْبَرِّ وَالْبَحْرِHarsha Bhogle تَدْعُونَهُ تَضَرُّعاً وَخُفْيَةً لَّئِنْ أَنجَانَا مِنْ هَـذِهِ لَنَكُونَنَّ مِنَ الشَّاكِرِينَ

ذِكْرُ رَحْمَةِ رَبِّكَ عَبْدَهُ زَكَرِيَّا إِذْ نَادَى رَبَّهُ نِدَاء خَفِيًّا قَالَ رَبِّ إِنِّي وَهَنَ الْعَظْمُ مِنِّي وَاشْتَعَلَ الرَّأْسُ شَيْبًا وَلَمْ أَكُن بِدُعَائِكَ رَبِّ شَقِيًّا وَإِنِّي خِفْتُ الْمَوَالِيَ مِن وَرَائِي وَكَانَتِ امْرَأَتِي عَاقِرًا فَهَبْ لِي مِن لَّدُنكَ وَلِيًّا

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like yer doodle tbqh ngl bla x

oi Nonceibul, you here m8?

anyone up for a game of wattle glenn rules?

a full strength Bangladesh

a full strength Aisha

when’s the cric fantasy league starting

Thought you said you weren't coming back Zachy

SHITSTOW BTFO

How much better would the game of cricket be if India didn’t play it. I google some news about cricket and all I see are articles on top of articles from Indian media talking up their sub par players. Go watch a cricket video and all the comments are full of these disgusting creatures. These fuckers just can’t be avoided.

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suspecting racism underlined that post

this just in

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Ebad and his brothers Fbad and Gbad

so true

it'd have less popularity and competition so i guess bad overall desu
itd be like if soccer didnt have all the subhumans following it

miss the old cricinfo

Pavement

just had sex

tipping England to go winless this World Cup

BASED. how was it lad?

Honestly same

Pavement

average but scratched the biological itch

this is the post

espncricinfo.com/series/18660/report/1173352/england-vs-afghanistan-afg-in-scot-2019

That's why we're favourites.

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>we're

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not consistent tho tbf

>World Cup time
>Australia starts GOATing it up again
I feel bad, its actually not fair on the other teams.

fuck I wish Americans spoke another language

Yeah, we truly are the undisputed GOAT cricket nation.

never reply to me again fat cunt

>implying you don’t

australia on the ropes

>looked away for a little while
>finch got out
christ this obese cunt

Yes.
"We're"
You colonials got a problem with that?

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BASED RURU POSTER :D

Well, as long as they stay away from trying to speak English, I'm happy.

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Don't bother responding to the fatcunt, mate.

:D

Your gonna wanna have to go off of here pal

Yeah, yer probly right. I should know better by now.

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Bless your heart

how can marsh score so consistently in odi games but do sweet fuck all in tests? its not even like he just wallops the ball, he always constructs an innings very nicely.

youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
This song is still and will forever be based as fuck honestly.

You now remember Mitchell Marsh

would prefer to not have thanks

want to fucking eviscerate finch the fat shit

I remember spending two years furiously defending him here lmao

How you going gatecunt

Alright thanks lad how about you

They call you WAlad

Not bad mate. Do you still defend S Marsh?

In limited overs, not tests really.

So you'd pick him over Usman?

Mitch Marsh had all the ingredients of being a good player but unfortunately he's a fucking mong

Touch and go really, right now I think Usman is better

"No!"
He is a classic block, slog or get out batsman. Totally incapable of rotating the strike.

Mm thanks for your thoughts, I'd have Usman ahead as well
t. someone who has argued with you about M Marsh and at times, S Marsh for years

You were right about smarsh always and I'd generally back you up, but had to draw the line at mmarsh. Hes dogshit

I agree on all those issues actually

So true

feels good being an ausGOD

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7075085/Robbers-execute-couple-ran-petrol-South-Africa.html

Absolute state of SA

The whole world ignores these injustices, except Australia but we got called racist for suggesting to accept south africans as refugees lmao

oil rig to bring it home

based fucking khawaja lads

imagine how good Australia would be with Phil Hughes in the team

Khawaja proving /pol/ wrong

no

There is going to be so much sobbing and weeping on this board in July. After we've won.
At which point you'll magically turn into lifelong rugby fans who were only pretending to like cricket and who always knew that the real world cup is about to start in Japan...

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seen a fair few chinks in Plovdiv lately

but we'll actually do well in the world cup whereas we WILL get btfo horribly in the rugby world cup

>one group match a day
WHY. Overly drawn out in my opinion , it’s only a load of shitty brainletbash at the end of the day, get it over with

probs dont want to split viewers between two games.

yeah just ridiculous

the justification for axing the other teams was that it was too drawn out and then they do this

really, they're afraid Pakistan, India, Australia or England will drop out if there's groups and lose them money

all money money money

seem the ticket prices the ECB are charging? ludicrous

the BCCI is a terrorist organisation

why's Smith batting down the order? was it a switch after the issue when he was bowling?

ODI cricket is forgettable nonsense

drug alcohol and sex fuelled bender on the cards once uni exams are over

funny how glenn mcgarth was such a gun and an iconic cricketer in his era but he has completely faded out of the public eye after retiring, even with the jane mcgrath foundation shit. kids growing up these days likely have no idea who mcgrath is, but would know all about warne, gillespie, lee and so on

youtube.com/watch?v=x8CZXVFc-1E

sid meier has an understanding of video games no living man can hope to match

sounds fun

moving back to bongland 19th June

going to the ashes mate?

unlikely,
You

Plebby B is FINISHED

fairly close that game that
feel like Sri Lanka got their eye in nicely

too expensive this time around
100 quid a ticket

might do, been planning a UK visit for awhile

how would you travel there?

who /fantasy/ here?

icc.dream11.com/classic/

freighter cruise maybe

this is the full strength post

the medical technology required to transport sebbo to England literally doesn’t exist yet

Is this the one?

yes someone create a league

Fidel Edwards bowling well for Hampshire at the age of 37

always so torn in this fantasy league things between trying to actually choose a decent team or just choosing full on meme players like amir or shimron hetmyer

fantasy leagues? gay

Amir will be man of the tournament

man of the tournament Tom Blundell

based and /cric/pilled

10 banitsas to you good sir

Canada has officially broken up with hockey. Cricket superpower by 2024.

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Seems unlikely considering they just got relegated from division 2 a month ago

do the blacks in south africa like cricket?

Just saw India is going against SA, Aus and NZ in first 3 matches. Looks like IPL boys are coming back on the first flight they get.
Hope this country will finally accept football as its only sport.

tfw Pakistan kicks India out of the wc.

yes actually . A lot moreso than rugby

a full strength black South African XI would stomp a full strength New Zealand Maori XI home and away

1. Ross Taylor
2. Anaru Kitchen

heres your XI lads

why doesn't malaysia play cricket.

too busy playing sepak takraw

too busy being completely irrelevant and south East Asian

Tick Tock

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The hunting photos fucked him up breh

My dear bros.

lol

the cricket world cup!

What about it

the master race
Southern Hemisphere nonces on pooicide watch

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Imagine withdrawing from the EU for no good reason and not getting a trade deal

imagine not being euroskeptic

imagine being an ameriseptic

dont wanting to be involved in any kind of political union with stinky mediterraneans and don’t want any of my country’s political decisions to be made in fucking Belgium of all places simple as

GOTTEM, nicely done m8

don't know if anything including finns and balts can ever be characterised as the master race

/CRIC/ FANTASY LEAGUE

icc.dream11.com/classic

Make a team and join the league SL4DYNFE2SXREA

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Yes. And?

>implying you even knew about it, let alone had a playable army until the vidya came out
Dickhead.

They do. They're ranked 33rd in T20I. Granted, fucking Jersey is higher ranked than them. The most interesting is the fact Brunei no longer does. Seychelles are not officially in T20I but Maldives and Bhutan are. Most small forgotten about ex-colonies are involved in cricket some way or another.

played Vampire Counts from 6ed mate and don't care for your tone

Then you'd know that WHFB was essentially dead and was out-sold by fucking Warmahordes, right? I have about 15k worth of Lizardmen, 2k of Dark Elves and 1k of High Elves. If you love it so much, go and play it with your friends. AoS is now the 2nd top seller for wargames.

All of these games are too early in the morning

yes I do mate I understand all the business reasons for it being axed, but that doesn't mean I can't miss it does it

Of course not my dude. My point is that you had a high chance of seeing it coming like I did. I've not played AoS but I might do one day. Probably not tho. I'm happy to follow along AoS as I ended up just not playing WHFB due to the effort it took to do it. Total War Warhammer scratched my itch as well.

this website is AIDS to use on mobile

might play a bit of golf

very excited for the coming revolution in internet access

what’s that then?

satellite internet

Are you an ultra poor third worlder?

says the brownie dalit hindu

dont hate us cuz we are superior dalit negro

You DO know you're a dalit convert right?

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t. scavenger

Shan't.

Got that cricket buzz again lads.

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Why did they put the stumps outside the circle?

site fucking sucks tb h

Not really a funny image considering all the rape in the world

only one doing it sadly

lol cope more muhammad. You're a dalit convert and you know it.

just got RAPED by this truthbomb

Your "joke" literally raped my eyes when I read it

But I have a job and a gf.

Can't rape the willing ;))

this fantasy team site is actual literal shit jesus christ

won't be using it

what fantasy site

People who participate in fantasy leagues are nonces.

there's a CWC superbru rin by local shitter Bill McClaren too lads if you'd like to join up and ruin it

Pool: /crug/
Pool code: grewhorn

^^^sebbo and Josh get in here^^^

dream11
some indian attempt at making one but lacks basic functionality like naming teams or head to head matches

True. I'm always a sucker for BSK lads

picked amir in my team
Le big match player man

Not surprised noncey b joined the noncetasy league

you truly are a comedy genius

Sarcasm causes baldness. nonce

KEK get a load of the actual dalit calling other people "dalit converts"

these are the posts

>browse an anime website over 30
>live in on secluded nonce foretress island
>call other people nonces
Hmmmm

>the large hispanic kiwi nonce brown nosing dog diddling leb seb

imagine living this life

You are though. No amount of denial will change that muhammad. All pakis are low caste converts.

>kiwi
glad to see you finally admit it

chest today lads

Based

youtu.be/89e518dl4I8

based, don't let the compound liftlets tell you to do otherwise

love athlean x

Legs today (as in I will be eating 12 chicken thighs)

breasts tomorrow (as in liposuction)

Not him but literally your only firepower is the word nonce you complete failure

bottleo closed

what am I going to do this evening then?

Deadlifts today lads
(As in the paramedics will literally die trying to lift me out of my taco wrdpper-strewn bed)

I squat 450 lbs (Everytime I stand up)

Start learning a language
Play the guitar
Tidy the house
Go for a walk
Visit a friend
Do a drawing

Chin ups today lads
(As in my number of chins goes up)

grim thread
grim poomunity

Sit ups today lads
(as in sit up at the table)

Love cricket
Love Anzacs
Love the lads
Love SH /cric/
Love Jesus
Hate Sebbo
Hate Zach
Simple as.

This is it.

love truthbombs

literally me

based, was literally doing chest today too.

love athlean-x

cooked my steak a bit too long lads

Sup lads, is this where we talk about better sports.

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sebbo's so fat he thought Athlean-X was a new artificial sweetener.

Just want The Cricket to start lads

so true

so true

*boots up Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri*

Love /hoc/
Love the lads
Love the Avalanche
Hate /cric/
Simple as

ahh yes, the thinking mans game

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for me it's the weather paradigm

A veritable bowler's paradise

based terraform +50%

imagine a full strength heath streak bowling on that

for me its an Ian Harvey slower ball

easily as important as the pyramids were in civ 2. pretty much might as well restart the game if someone else gets it.

for me though, it's also the space elevator and mass-producing hovertanks to roll through the other factions' strongholds in the late game.

>31 degrees today
gonna go outside and think about cricket

i don't know what i've been told

literally just had a network node get built lmao

looking good mate

may i suggest throwing a tennis ball against a wall and hitting it with your cricket bat, pretending you are a professional batsman playing for your country

not a bad idea

NZ won the toss

who ya playing m8?

Windies

noice, ill chuck that on i rkn

for me it's organic superlube

india- Bangladesh result will be intersesting, suspect india are worse than everyone thinks and bang better

anyone ever put any MRF tires on their cars?
ive never seen them before

Kane getting MOGGED the fuck out

I'm a michelin man

for real though is SMAC being maintained again or something? I haven't even thought about it in nearly 10 years.

last time i just remember being pissed off about hitting the unit cap. actually started decommissioning all my defense units so i could build more formers. the only faction left was the curries, who I left with two bases and periodically would sabotage them to keep them technologically backwards and in poverty. it was like bring british: the game.

They're indian so they're either made of poo or covered in poo

i dont think they would be made of poo mate.
cmon now

bit of a racist logical leap lad

>world cup's """global""" sponsors
>all indian companies
hmm

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fuck up josh

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

shan’t be opening that imagine as I’m not from New Zealand

Trying to decide if I should gym today or not. Have a bit of a cough and scared I might be fighting off the early stages of a cold. Working out could make it worse.
I do really want to workout though.

>Khawaja keeps scoring big runs
>Still won't get picked for the WC

go

It literally would make zero fucking sense to not pick him. He's scored more runs than anyone in ODI cricket in the past 6 months. It'd basically come down to Khawaja or Smarsh and Khawaja has been in better form recently.

Eat a kiwifruit, and wear a jumper and just do weights. No cardio.

stay home and practice sucking your own dick

Shall

shant

Gay sex is the best workout by far. Ever wonder why gay guys are so fit? Gay sex. Ever wonder why there isn't many gay guys at the gym? Too busy having gay sex. There is literally no sane reason not to have gay sex.

Matt Henry is absolutely garbage. Probably because he's from the worst region in New Zealand.

>Ever wonder why there isn't many gay guys at the gym?
You’ve clearly never been to David Lloyd’s in Brighton England

Gayle looking like that tiger nigger from that zombie show

based statslord

how's the bf mate

Matt Henry shill you here m8?

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Matt Henry's main picture on Wikipedia is of him from behind while picking his nose.

that was based daniel lmapo

Reckon that smelly bag of rubbish his mum had in the car after the earthquake was matt henry

All of you losers enable this behaviour. You fucking faggots should be defending based Richo from pozzed gaynolds at every opportunity. Yet you don't. You just let him run wild because you enjoy his pathetic antics. You're all just as mentally deranged as Josh, if not more. Richo is based
Kill yourselves, neet cucks.

imagine being over 30 and bullying a teenager (Daniel) in the cricket thread of an anime website

The last two posters are nonces

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Why is there a roller of toilet paper in the garden mate

Strictly Pirelli here.

Composting toilet lad.

graham swann is such a pleb
>favourite writer - tom clancy
>favourite movie - ace ventura
>favourite band - pink floyd

Chris Gayle fucking owning us lads

Bridgestone ecopia for me. Love the environment.

Post yours

pychon
two towers
sonic youth

*pynchon

Gotta say m8, grim.

Gayle BTFO

he’s like a middle class deano. It’s uncanny

post yours

Reminder that WI won't collectively score more than 150 once Gayle has been removed.

Two towers is a book mate

GITTEM
GO ON YOU APE FUCK OFF
GET YHE FUCK BACK TO THE PAVILION
NO DILMAH EITHER
THAT'S RESERVED FOR REAL BATSMEN

Whoever wrote the Bible
Passion of the Christ
Slayer

b-based

>LE EDGY ATHEIST
this is daniel

Gayle more like Fail

Bit racist m8

might rub one out
I'll keep you updated

Can't see Lockie Shit-mou Ferguson steering us to a WC lads

>zero poopeelians on that fast bowling list
Kek losers

Best to have this confirmed before the cup though.

Sleep just called lads.

If by to a WC, you mean into the toilet, then yes I can

Gopi says: "I believe rain is going to be the x-factor this CWC and its going to really turn around games."

if games get rained off does that mean its a draw and they dont replay it
seems harsh

>you now remember poo peeland

Hope the rain doesn't rain on our parade

Windies will knock off a couple of big teams lads.

feels abit wrong not inviting the scots irish or welsh to play

>SMALL
>HOBBIT
>GROUNDS

welsh are part of england m8

afganistan v scotland would be a decent game i reckon

...

>BIG
>BAT
>ENERGY

Won't be using early threads 2bh lads. Reeks of desperation.

on me head son

>Cringedia

zachy b you here mate?

Are New Zealand, dare I say it, fucking shit?

Why has ireland abandoned cricket, there were one of the good upcoming teams.

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They