Official /turnleft/ Charlotte Coke 600 thread #2

Being a Larson fan is pure suffering

This race man

when nascar is better then indy500 and f1 monaco haahhahahaah turning left wins again! stock car chads open wheel betas btfo

Best towels

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FUCK JGR

>middle of larson post
>someone crashes into him
regardless i fail to see how larson was going up there, it looked like bowman was on his way down

y skank?

Nah m8, todays Indy 500 was absolutely amazing. Especially the last 10 laps

...

Indy, especially the finish, was kino
We'll see how turnleft finishes up

Also, curious

it was a comfy greentext user 8/10

tfw always the only non-american in nascar thread

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>couldn't even take kryle with him

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my bad i was drunk and was in a food coma so i drifted off and woke up all sweaty. ill catch the highlights

failgets, what else is new

That was Steakhouse's job on the restart

You were correct about F1 though, so you were half right

Gets and Blaney or Elliott wins

God I wish that were me

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*crashes

What is this shit about Sonoma?

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Reroll damn it

>go on walk today
>walk past a parking lot attendant watching the last 20 laps of f1
>shoot the shit and talk smack about convert him into a larsonbro
i did my duty today, i hope everyone else did too

>OOOPS

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Threadly Reminder: the late 90’s/early 00’s was peak nascar and it will never be topped

When’s Larson gonna come out and say he’s depressed?

I can agree with that

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Bubbles already has that gimmick

he was redeemed during winners interview if all-star race

Surprised that he has not killed himself yet desu. This has not been his season.

This is objectively correct

YOU GUYS SEEN LOGAN LUCKY REMINDS OF THAT MOVIE CUZ OF THE TRACK

Would you guys a Jaime Little?

>tfw I will never go back to my childhood and play NASCAR 2000 on the PS1 with the kids in my white trash neighbourhood again

>commentators now making fun of Bowman finishing second
That’s rough

It was a good movie tho

so i was going through the list of personnel that have their names on the cars and i saw this one
the girl i love to death and want to make my wife someday, this is one of her best friends. they went to high school together and i had no idea his name was being ran tonight.
real emotional hours.

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>tfw got to see it live and even gordon's 13 win season was better than some of the parity stuff we have in recent years

i dont want to get emotional but after the last wreck and today being for the troops... these guys are warriors out there on the field so beautiful i love Nascar

COMON TRUXXX

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Nascar brings us all together. even Yea Forums

smoke coming out of troox car?

is he gonna be ok?

Larson sounds like a broken man

>finally put myself in a good spot for about a lap and then screwed it up
larson status = depressed yet again

F

>we will never have this again

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back at it again....

F

ynr Trevor Bayne

We've already discussed this

who is the girl on the right and where can I find a girl like her?

>muh troops
Get back to the race

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peak broadcasting

That's a stacked roster, only TNN could compete

yes

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Enlist

Penske sweep incoming

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>this was me but with nascar 98
>*flirtin’ with disaster starts playing

>Ryan Newman

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Comfy times

fuck off bernietard

Which driver would you want to turn into a trap and make your gf?

For me, its >byron

holy fucking yuckola please delete this postola

F

I’ll “enlist” when there’s a civil war.

no

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South wins the rematch

i fully understand the whole troops point of the race and weekend, but jesus christ there is such thing as too much. every 5 minutes they just sound depressed talking about the troops and go quiet

holy fuck nascar we get it

literally only those too dumb or poor to live in the real world enlist

NASCAR 98 was the best. It is one of my happiest memories from my childhood.

>troox trying to crash another car

Truex driving like a retard tonight lol

anyone but cuntex

Friendly reminder that Truex always drives like a retard and is only relevant because JGR

>zoomer drivers actually thought they were going to win

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whats your point? nothing wrong with getting a second chance. most of those people never lived on there own or had a nice paycheck or even medical and dental.

Race over.

Truex wins. Cars too spaced out for a caution and Chase can’t beat cleanairwinslol

kek how of homosexual are you?

Does Jimmie just need to hang it up?

If Johnson was smart he'd retire. Just hurting his stats at this point...

>Cars too spaced out for a caution
Debris incoming

apparently enjoying women who don't look like men makes you a homosexual

please have sex

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>Jimmie Johnson is battling Chris buescher

The thing that makes Memorial Day sad, is the fact that they all died for no good reason.

Imma get me a cheese steak.

>please have sex
typical new summerfag
I know you have tomorrow off but please enough interwebs for the day.

He's retiring after next season and only there to get notes to his crew chief and teammates. That's one of the reasons why they moved Chad over to Byron this year.

*sips*

what

Probably. He's the 4th driver at a second tier team and not nearly as good as he used to be. Though, I expect he won't hang it up until after next season.

well maybe there are a few who died saving there buddies. brothers in arms become the closest people youll ever know and bond with

cum?

huh?

Why did Larry Mac get demoted to the cuckshed? I can just imagine him lonely there waiting for the booth to ring in

feels bad man

>ykr Andy Petree

>It’s been over 20 years since that game came out
Fuck just take me back

YIKES

cars don't suit his driving style anymore l, they'll never go back to 750+bhp and if anything the next aero packages will get worse (more glorified xfinity cars), so I'm sure he's considering it, i fear more for larson

>danny

>hamlel again

can we come up with a new pack-eeg

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is denny just doing coke in his car at this point?

jesus christ hamlin has just humped the wall all night

I really hope they bring him back into the booth next year. I don't know if they have him in the adjacent booth or in the Charlotte studio, but he really needs to be at the track.

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>hamlet

>harkek

>dennis

Thats what Toyota gets for cheating.

Comfy thread boys. comfy race.... comfy night.....................

True, but they were put into stupid situations they most likely didn't need to be in. They're usually good people being used by bad people to do less-than-good things. It's kind of depressing to think about.

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>denny’s Ham

The ESPN booth that had Bestwick/Dale Jarrett/Petree is so underrated

Hell, 2011-2012 NASCAR is underrated period.

hameerlkek

winner roll

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>le tricky triangle

yeah good people are the first to die it seems. theres always those stories of a good solider who everyone talked about being just overall good to be around and brave.. then a sad ending

I miss Big Bad Brad Daugherty

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best track

nothing like blowing your breaks at 200mph

re-roll

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WHAT TURN 4?

Based kryle

im going next weekend. what am in for? first year for racing

shitty stands

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Yeah the racing packages these past 2 years, minus this years talladega package, are absolutely awful

Going Friday for the day.

Its a nice place honestly. Bring a cooler and sunscreen.

Good time get drunk and buy some shitty food

>divegrass
>female divegrass
Oof

punch-petree-jarret was comfy too

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Both are equally homosexual

based

Foe the love of god toyota better bring the Supra to cup. Can't believe they still insist on running a fucking Camry.

also, be prepared for traffic. One road in, one road out.
Fuck 115

Please someone take troox out.

ill just keep positive and let the race do the talking

PENSKE WILL FIRE BLARNEY AFTER THIS SEASON

*wins both races with the same car number*

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>the absolute state of steakhouse

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JOHNSON ON THE MOVE

Steakhouse messed up clown move bro

Pretty much for every track, buy a portable propane grille and cookout after the race. Traffic will die down 1-2 hours after the checkers and you'll have hot food to eat.

bring binocs. Turn 2 is REALLY far away.

>DW: WASNT THE WINNING CAR TODAY 22?"
Gordon and Mike: yes, yes DW it was

stupid penske cucks letting cuntex get away

Pack a cooler of drinks and brats for post race and good times will be had

traffic at pocono is fucked until nighttime. Well atleast going east through the water gap.

Joey is going to dab on troox again

truex will whine like a bitch its logano gets by

Have you seen the new Supra? The Camry looks better and faster by a mile.

>Supra
should have brought back the Celica desu senpai

>>>Camry looks better and faster by a mile

fucking sweet grocery getter

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What if she somehow wins, boys?

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Why? He is running top 10 in points

sex?

just as ugly as the bmw poopra

Penske rewards wins, not points, Trophies not positions

k

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I can't wait!

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have sex.... i want to so bad

race over cleanairwins fagex wins

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>Gimmie

At this point, I would rather Logano win than Truex.

>gimmie

>P1. Truex
>P2. Logano
>P4. Busch

WHEN DOES IT END

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Reminder that Troox is homosex and NASCAR is part of the cover up

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troox has got it

>keklowski

CAWSHUN
BASED BREAD
BASED PENSKE

BASED CAWSHUN

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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Ok tell me that wasn't on purpose

WOW WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS A PENSKE CAR BRINGS OUT A CAUTION WHEN LOGANO NEEDS A RESTART????? HMMMMMMMMMM

ngl i hope theres overtime. mad comfy night with the boys 4chaners

nice pit entry

cawshun

THANK YOU BASED BREAD

Brad sacrificing himself to give his team a chance. Based.

>cucklowski

I’m a 4channeler

I hope steakhouse wins desu

Based Bread

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ITCHY ARMS

based Shughart and Gordon

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fuck cuck pearn dumb leaf zuckerberg looking cheat

Hell of an acting job if it was intentional. Broke the suspension, hit the wall, tire goes flat causing a spin.

NU MAN

>unga bunga me take no tires/2 tires me smrt

>ragan and newman out front with old tires
This is going to be great

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BASED newman better cuck the fuck out of truex

>newman 2 tyres
is he gonna do it again?

KWL

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BLOCK AS HARD AS YOU CAN NEWMAN

Anyone but Kyle

someone please fuck mtj over

YES YES fuck him over because of.....

>YES YES fuck him over because of.....
He's a closeted faggot

>Newman cucks truex and lelliot
>Regan gets his doors blown off by Kyle and Logano
>???
>KWL

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GIVE NEWMAN YOU ENERGY LADS

I don't like Kryle because he speaks his mind!

and what? You think people really give a hoot about that anymore?

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Because he is a whiny nigger

RAY GUN

Hahbahahs

crashing lapped cars so he can get his caution

>MTJ asking Reagan to fuck off to the back

LMAOOOOOOOOO

well he is clearly white so you're wrong about that.

no one else has done that?

Lol, truex asking Ragan to drop back

FUCK that whining 19 cunt driver, chief and spotter

I love when women get so mad.

thanks for pushing him to the fucking lead logano. shit race over

stay on twitter

>Troox wants Ray Gun to drop back
>Ragan tells him to fuck off
based I must say

>troox
>hamlel crashing for no reason

>LaJoie 12th

WE

DID

IT

BOYS

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kek another angry female.

....................

DANNY DED

>hamlel

Drug test immediately after the race

>troox

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I rate this race 5/10

>denny trying to kill himself for the 8th time tonight

YEESSSSS TRUUXXXX!!!!!!!!!!

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bell's going to look great in the 11 next year

7.5/10

I fucking hate troox.

why does the winner give the audience lung cancer

me too. biggest faggot in motorsports bar none

>destroys the evidence

Pussy cancer

don't be a whiny slut.

Great first half, bad second half, but interesting finish.

started at 6pm boys..... gotta love nascar

He used to be an okay guy before his championship. Then he morphed into a whiny little faggot

Really disappointed that Joey didn't bump Truex like at Martinsville

the green fag or what?

wtf i keked

thats truex

I like Truex

Guys, what would your signature celebration after winning a race be?

Green was ~6:20

>cunt cancer
Trash

wasnt being sarcastic hunny

i would have my crew bring me my waifu pillow and do a victory lap with her in the passenger side

Logano is a pussy

Bingo.

HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kek lame brother, lame.....

>blocks my path
I turn around and drain my dick snot in your balloon knot

k butternuts, dont forget to wipte

autistic redneck boomer fagggots not a sport

>Gibbs & Penske have won all but one race this year

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that actually sounds pretty good

*dabs*

did you naturally start to suck dick at the age of 2?

Spreading my asshole and secreting anal mucus on the start/finish line

Dab and then say fuck jannies.

>Gibbs
Based

>P*nsk*
Fuck that team

Wish I was watching the 360° Hamlin camera on the NASCAR website. Would be fun to watch him crash.

It's been a pretty shit season desu.

>*AHEM*

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For me? Orange justice.

Yeah youre a faggot

Based.

Passionately kissing my hunky crew chief at the start/finish line.

Fans have to get their fill ever since the tobacco sponsorships were shitcanned.

Get in the back way by taking the Tannersville exit by the Crossings and taking 715 to 115. Fuck getting off 80 at Blakeslee. Also, parking is free and the field is massive. Coming in this way actually puts you closer to the start/finish line and the merch trailers.

Michael Waltrip is that you?

N-no...

You can bring in your own cooler of food and drinks. Just no glass bottles. Cans of beer are ok, they put a sticker on your cooler after they check it.