/HEEM/

First for Tony

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Guten Morgen, ich hasse Moderatoren. Elias ist ein Penner.

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Based Calendar

Thank you Calendar.

I’ve reported this thread 20 times now utilizing airplane mode on my phone. I will be contacting the mods in IRC and then spamming these threads

where is the guy who always posts moving pictures of fights?

report this OP for NSFW and spamming.
report the prime schaub heem ngannou dutchbro
report everything.
every post deleted in the previous threads was reported by our team working around the clock.
your range bans are coming.

>dick cant get hard anymore once she asks you to grab the condoms

brehs pls help
how do i prevent not being able to get hard with condoms?
rawdogging isn't a way of life

deeply and irrevocably off topic
favourite women's mma competitor?
-adan (canada)

1/3 of a cialis

bet its that same zilch faggot forcing the burger posting, what a little bitch this is it maaaaaaaaan dont fuck with meProbably that pedo calendarnigger too, faggot
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:12:43 No.75837984 View>75837978Ive only got two so far ill have to do better i hat that calendarnigger
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:26:38 No.75838068 View
I dont even drink anymore you gunless piece of shit i fucking hate drinking so muchWhat a piece if shit you are "durrr i dont like his rant must be drunk" is that you calendarnigger? Probably you fuckhead
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:38:35 No.75838130 ViewThere you are pedo calendarnigger faggot first going some stupid faggy image then somecondescending reply i dont care
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:47:51 No.75838181 View
Dont play stupid calendarnigger i WROTE the book on thiiiiiiiis shit only difference youre a transparent pedo cumstain statist CALENDARNIGGER FUCKYOOOOOOOUUUUAnonymousThu 11 2017 04:50:07 No.75838194 View
I know you're trolling with that response but you would literally never say that to me calendarnigger
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:56:52 No.75838226 View
Its the pedo calendarnigger he is legitimately psychotic but doesn't even own guns because he's a fucking zilch
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 19:37:09 No.75849410 View
>i dont care about picks la la la

>yet ill sperg out every time someone fucks with them

Christ almighty what i would do to find your ass calendarnigger i literally dooooooo not care
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 19:47:13 No.75849551 View
Pedo fucking calendarnigger i hate you so much
Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 15:21:53 Nodown and make a citizens arrest. I get upset about calendarnigger i cant wait to Tue 23 May 2017 13:View
Its more of you being a friendless atten, calendarnigger
Tue 23 May
Nice samefag calendarnigger cant stop 13:37:38 No.76083927 View
shuMay 2017 13:be fu
don mean my citizens arrest of you isn't

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bet its that same zilch faggot forcing the burger posting, what a little bitch this is it maaaaaaaaan dont fuck with meProbably that pedo calendarnigger too, faggot
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:12:43 No.75837984 View>75837978Ive only got two so far ill have to do better i hat that calendarnigger
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:26:38 No.75838068 View
I dont even drink anymore you gunless piece of shit i fucking hate drinking so muchWhat a piece if shit you are "durrr i dont like his rant must be drunk" is that you calendarnigger? Probably you fuckhead
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:38:35 No.75838130 ViewThere you are pedo calendarnigger faggot first going some stupid faggy image then somecondescending reply i dont care
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:47:51 No.75838181 View
Dont play stupid calendarnigger i WROTE the book on thiiiiiiiis shit only difference youre a transparent pedo cumstain statist CALENDARNIGGER FUCKYOOOOOOOUUUUAnonymousThu 11 2017 04:50:07 No.75838194 View
I know you're trolling with that response but you would literally never say that to me calendarnigger
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 04:56:52 No.75838226 View
Its the pedo calendarnigger he is legitimately psychotic but doesn't even own guns because he's a fucking zilch
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 19:37:09 No.75849410 View
>i dont care about picks la la la

>yet ill sperg out every time someone fucks with them

Christ almighty what i would do to find your ass calendarnigger i literally dooooooo not care
Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 19:47:13 No.75849551 View
Pedo fucking calendarnigger i hate you so much
Anonymous Tue 16 May 2017 15:21:53 Nodown and make a citizens arrest. I get upset about calendarnigger i cant wait to Tue 23 May 2017 13:View
Its more of you being a friendless atten, calendarnigger
Tue 23 May
Nice 38 No.76083927 View
shuMay 2017 13

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jesus fucking christ is THIS what goes on in the tranny dilation discord?

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 04:55:30 No.78882340 View
valbong, how do you feel about your girl getting robbed by that roided hue dyke?
Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 10:26:15 No.80165671 View
Quoted By: He probably thought you was the valbong
Unless you're the Valentina guy, in which case theres been a mistake
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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 10:26:57 No.80165676 View
I am valbong lad
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Anonymous Fri 08 Dec 2017 19:20:23 No.80204070 View
thanks my men.

and nah im just the inoffensive valbong, go on the occassion sklebposting spree sometimes too.

sklub bless
Anonymous Sat 10 Feb 2018 21:08:12 No.81506659 View
based Valbong holding it down at work
Anonymous Tue 20 Mar 2018 07:09:26 No.82329259 View
Okay I'm actually the Valbong
Anonymous Mon 26 Mar 2018 17:37:07 No.82450620 View
valbong said they're half-sisters

how much do I need to retire there?
Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 08:08:18 No.83316499 View
Quoted By: Hmmm valbong?
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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 08:15:20 No.83316570 View
I'm Valbong and I'm not him.
Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 08:16:28 No.83316579 View
I'm Valbong and so's my wife.
Anonymous Fri 25 May 2018 11:53:44 No.83803604 View
I thought we were friends Valbong?

...Anonymous
/HEEM/
05/26/19(Sun)15:28:32 No.92990449
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Upcoming events:
06/01 - UFC Fight Night 153 - Gustafsson/Smif
06/02 - Rizin 16 - Tension/Ferradji
06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/11 - PFL 4 - Women’s Lightweight/Welterweights
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
news:
Machida talmking champ-champ
>mmafighting.com/2019/5/25/18305158/lyoto-machida-hoping-to-become-champ-champ-in-bellator-thats-the-goal
Walker: All I want for Christmas is a title shot
>mmanews.com/johnny-walker-jon-jones-christmas-gift/
Woodley shares peanut brittle recipe
>espn.com/mma/story/_/id/26789868/tyron-woodley-details-hand-injury-readies-road-back-throne
The cycle continues
>bloodyelbow.com/2019/5/25/18639715/ufc-mma-one-fc-news-sage-northcutt-brendan-schaub-heavyweight-knockout-ko
Andrade on JJ rematch: Win more, bitch
>mmamania.com/2019/5/25/18639146/jessica-andrade-isnt-ready-to-grant-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk-a-title-shot-get-some-wins-ufc-mma
Ferguson puts Ali on notice
>bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/tony-ferguson-issues-stern-warning-to-khabibs-manager-ali-abdelaziz/
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Based.
...Anonymous
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Fuck Elias glad ufc cut him
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...Anonymous
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05/26/19(Sun)15:33:14 No.92990

rottentomatoes.com/m/brendan_schaub_youd_be_surprised#audience_reviews

how do you read the reviews

...Anonymous
/HEEM/
05/26/19(Sun)15:28:32 No.92990449
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Upcoming events:
06/01 - UFC Fight Night 153 - Gustafsson/Smif
06/02 - Rizin 16 - Tension/Ferradji
06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/11 - PFL 4 - Women’s Lightweight/Welterweights
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
news:
Machida talmking champ-champ
>mmafighting.com/2019/5/25/18305158/lyoto-machida-hoping-to-become-champ-champ-in-bellator-thats-the-goal
Walker: All I want for Christmas is a title shot
>mmanews.com/johnny-walker-jon-jones-christmas-gift/
Woodley shares peanut brittle recipe
>espn.com/mma/story/_/id/26789868/tyron-woodley-details-hand-injury-readies-road-back-throne
The cycle continues
>bloodyelbow.com/2019/5/25/18639715/ufc-mma-one-fc-news-sage-northcutt-brendan-schaub-heavyweight-knockout-ko
Andrade on JJ rematch: Win more, bitch
>mmamania.com/2019/5/25/18639146/jessica-andrade-isnt-ready-to-grant-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk-a-title-shot-get-some-wins-ufc-mma
Ferguson puts Ali on notice
>bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/tony-ferguson-issues-stern-warning-to-khabibs-manager-ali-abdelaziz/
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Based.
...Anonymous
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Fuck Elias glad ufc cut him
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05/26/19(Sun)15:33:14 No.92990686
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>ISRAELI SERVICE MEMORIAL DAY
lmfao

Why didn’t anderson Silva just go to bellator to to crush cans until retirement?

...Anonymous
/HEEM/
05/26/19(Sun)15:28:32 No.92990449
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Upcoming events:
06/01 - UFC Fight Night 153 - Gustafsson/Smif
06/02 - Rizin 16 - Tension/Ferradji
06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/11 - PFL 4 - Women’s Lightweight/Welterweights
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
news:
Machida talmking champ-champ
>mmafighting.com/2019/5/25/18305158/lyoto-machida-hoping-to-become-champ-champ-in-bellator-thats-the-goal
Walker: All I want for Christmas is a title shot
>mmanews.com/johnny-walker-jon-jones-christmas-gift/
Woodley shares peanut brittle recipe
>espn.com/mma/story/_/id/26789868/tyron-woodley-details-hand-injury-readies-road-back-throne
The cycle continues
>bloodyelbow.com/2019/5/25/18639715/ufc-mma-one-fc-news-sage-northcutt-brendan-schaub-heavyweight-knockout-ko
Andrade on JJ rematch: Win more, bitch
>mmamania.com/2019/5/25/18639146/jessica-andrade-isnt-ready-to-grant-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk-a-title-shot-get-some-wins-ufc-mma
Ferguson puts Ali on notice
>bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/tony-ferguson-issues-stern-warning-to-khabibs-manager-ali-abdelaziz/
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Based.
...Anonymous
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Fuck Elias glad ufc cut him
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...Anonymous
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05/26/19(Sun)15:33:05 No.92990677
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He's got a retarded shaped head
...Anonymous
05/26/19(Sun)15:33:14 No

Because UFC will pay him better

>>...Anonymous
/HEEM/
05/26/19(Sun)15:28:32 No.92990449
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Upcoming events:
06/01 - UFC Fight Night 153 - Gustafsson/Smif
06/02 - Rizin 16 - Tension/Ferradji
06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/11 - PFL 4 - Women’s Lightweight/Welterweights
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
news:
Machida talmking champ-champ
>mmafighting.com/2019/5/25/18305158/lyoto-machida-hoping-to-become-champ-champ-in-bellator-thats-the-goal
Walker: All I want for Christmas is a title shot
>mmanews.com/johnny-walker-jon-jones-christmas-gift/
Woodley shares peanut brittle recipe
>espn.com/mma/story/_/id/26789868/tyron-woodley-details-hand-injury-readies-road-back-throne
The cycle continues
>bloodyelbow.com/2019/5/25/18639715/ufc-mma-one-fc-news-sage-northcutt-brendan-schaub-heavyweight-knockout-ko
Andrade on JJ rematch: Win more, bitch
>mmamania.com/2019/5/25/18639146/jessica-andrade-isnt-ready-to-grant-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk-a-title-shot-get-some-wins-ufc-mma
Ferguson puts Ali on notice
>bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/tony-ferguson-issues-stern-warning-to-khabibs-manager-ali-abdelaziz/
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Based.
...Anonymous
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Fuck Elias glad ufc cut him
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...Anonymous
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...Anonymous
05/26/19(Sun)15:33:14 No.92990686

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...Anonymous
/HEEM/
05/26/19(Sun)15:28:32 No.92990449
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Upcoming events:
06/01 - UFC Fight Night 153 - Gustafsson/Smif
06/02 - Rizin 16 - Tension/Ferradji
06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/11 - PFL 4 - Women’s Lightweight/Welterweights
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
news:
Machida talmking champ-champ
>mmafighting.com/2019/5/25/18305158/lyoto-machida-hoping-to-become-champ-champ-in-bellator-thats-the-goal
Walker: All I want for Christmas is a title shot
>mmanews.com/johnny-walker-jon-jones-christmas-gift/
Woodley shares peanut brittle recipe
>espn.com/mma/story/_/id/26789868/tyron-woodley-details-hand-injury-readies-road-back-throne
The cycle continues
>bloodyelbow.com/2019/5/25/18639715/ufc-mma-one-fc-news-sage-northcutt-brendan-schaub-heavyweight-knockout-ko
Andrade on JJ rematch: Win more, bitch
>mmamania.com/2019/5/25/18639146/jessica-andrade-isnt-ready-to-grant-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk-a-title-shot-get-some-wins-ufc-mma
Ferguson puts Ali on notice
>bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/tony-ferguson-issues-stern-warning-to-khabibs-manager-ali-abdelaziz/
previous: #
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05/26/19(Sun)15:30:21 No.92990524
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...Anonymous
05/26/19(Sun)15:31:00 No.92990562
Based.
...Anonymous
05/26/19(Sun)15:32:03 No.92990621
Fuck Elias glad ufc cut him
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...Anonymous
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tha

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...LOOK HES A NIGGER
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...Anonymous
/HEEM/
05/26/19(Sun)15:28:32 No.92990449
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Upcoming events:
06/01 - UFC Fight Night 153 - Gustafsson/Smif
06/02 - Rizin 16 - Tension/Ferradji
06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/11 - PFL 4 - Women’s Lightweight/Welterweights
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
news:
Machida talmking champ-champ
>mmafighting.com/2019/5/25/18305158/lyoto-machida-hoping-to-become-champ-champ-in-bellator-thats-the-goal
Walker: All I want for Christmas is a title shot
>mmanews.com/johnny-walker-jon-jones-christmas-gift/
Woodley shares peanut brittle recipe
>espn.com/mma/story/_/id/26789868/tyron-woodley-details-hand-injury-readies-road-back-throne
The cycle continues
>bloodyelbow.com/2019/5/25/18639715/ufc-mma-one-fc-news-sage-northcutt-brendan-schaub-heavyweight-knockout-ko
Andrade on JJ rematch: Win more, bitch
>mmamania.com/2019/5/25/18639146/jessica-andrade-isnt-ready-to-grant-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk-a-title-shot-get-some-wins-ufc-mma
Ferguson puts Ali on notice
>bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/tony-ferguson-issues-stern-warning-to-khabibs-manager-ali-abdelaziz/
previous: # #
...Anonymous
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...Anonymous
05/26/19(Sun)15:31:00 No.92990562
Based.

...LOOK HES A NIGGER
05/26/19(Sun)16:04:18 No.92992126
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...Anonymous
/HEEM/
05/26/19(Sun)15:28:32 No.92990449
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Upcoming events:
06/01 - UFC Fight Night 153 - Gustafsson/Smif
06/02 - Rizin 16 - Tension/Ferradji
06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/11 - PFL 4 - Women’s Lightweight/Welterweights
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
news:
Machida talmking champ-champ
>mmafighting.com/2019/5/25/18305158/lyoto-machida-hoping-to-become-champ-champ-in-bellator-thats-the-goal
Walker: All I want for Christmas is a title shot
>mmanews.com/johnny-walker-jon-jones-christmas-gift/
Woodley shares peanut brittle recipe
>espn.com/mma/story/_/id/26789868/tyron-woodley-details-hand-injury-readies-road-back-throne
The cycle continues
>bloodyelbow.com/2019/5/25/18639715/ufc-mma-one-fc-news-sage-northcutt-brendan-schaub-heavyweight-knockout-ko
Andrade on JJ rematch: Win more, bitch
>mmamania.com/2019/5/25/18639146/jessica-andrade-isnt-ready-to-grant-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk-a-title-shot-get-some-wins-ufc-mma
Ferguson puts Ali on notice
>bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/tony-ferguson-issues-stern-warning-to-khabibs-manager-ali-abdelaziz/
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...Anonymous
05/26/19(Sun)15:31:00 No.9290562
Based.

I love having legs

Red pill me on Valbong and Biostewie.

I'd honestly rather be wheelchair-bound than live in a third-world shithole where my neighbor getting decapitated by the cartel is a part of the daily routine.

SPAMMY IFFY UH

JANNY DOES IT FOR FREE UH

Sometimes the eggs take over, you know?

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Combat Jiu jitsu tonight on "fightpass" who watching some grapplers get slapped?

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your paraplegic ass rolling down the street like a fucking subhuman while chad alejandro decapitates pablito's parents infront of him while raping his thicc spicy sisters fat ass

>Faber holding a belt

Guy lost to a teenager today, he should compete in openweight vs women and children if he ever wants to win a belt.

what went wrong

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Low IQ fans and greedy ufc execs

I literally cringed

(((Zuffa))) doesn't know elite movement and kickboxing when they see it

If Brendan Schaub can make it in this world so can Elias Theodoreo.

I have to ask

Who is "Spammy?"

I want to impregnate her

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low iq, no income, disabled, larping american loser

He really showed us the difference between checkers and chess

She's really pretty for an ugly girl

i would still having my legs so it’s ok

shes looking better lately thats fur sure

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Yuck

Elias vs Cosmo mma gloves muay thai fight in One. Book it.

>bolt on's
dropped

la rata

unironically would be a drawl. elias by UD btw

lazy greek genes

Going to be starting a fight promotion. Now weight classes, /heem/ rules. So far have contract offers out to Johny, Logan Paul, Elias, and artem. We have Jeremy kimball signed already

sign me

>ywn comfort a crying JJ
life is pain

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What if TJs blood was tainted with epo?

cant wait to stream it la

>Sage got his face broken
>Elias cut
>Cockhold remains flushed

It’s a bad time to be handsome in MMA.

Speaking of can /ourguy/ "Handsome" Matt Wiman still make a run at the belt?

What about inncomedy?

Fuck, dude’s taking a fight again after being out for 5 years! I thought he was retired.

Schaulb ilsn’t halndsome

Woah woah woah take it eeeasy maan nobody said we were talmbout Schaub but you’ve gotta admit the dudes got a set of hair onimm

I was actually joking and am shocked to learn that too, good luck to the mad lad.

Yeah, he’s supposed to fight that Bob Ross nigga next month. I expect he’ll likely get smashed, but it’d pretty cool to see him get a win after that long away.

It was a set up, if Jon can pulse tren then why can't TJ pulse EPO?

Bellator's kinda shit to be honest friends. All the top guys are relics. Is it UFC's retirement home or something?

But they will be the only place we will see Chael vs Anderson III

It was always the B league, but then it got Coker’d. No coming back from Coker.

Bloodeh focken 'ell

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you now remember TJ Grant

I don't even eat real food anymore, I just eat a bag if sunflower seed throughout the day and I'm good

How does Schaub sell out so many shows worldwide?

No I don't

fuckin casual, hes a leaf too

Lots of Corals

You'd be surprised

He beat a bunch of nobodies and I'm supposed to care? lmao

guys that girl enjoyed that choke a little too much

why cant u see the reviews on rotten tomatoes

Schaub is very connected. He probably had his management firm have them disabled due to a "troll brigade" leaving negative comments.

ffs give me a site to watch ufc fights in hd for free

youtu.be/Z6N1axku8QA

ufc.tv/page/fightpass

Lmao so fucking fake. Luke has some of the best top game in the history of the MW division. Do you seriously think he'd allow himself to get subbed from this half-assed guillotine by some dainty, gangly little 120lb thot? Yeah, fuck off.

wake up cowboy it's all over

he was booked for a title shot you dickhead, he got replaced by anthony pettis. if you followed mma at all when he was around you'd know his name, you disgusting pathetic filthy fucking casual leaf

derek

Anything can happen in MMA

Luke was rocked.

fucking ONE judges looking for any reason for an early stoppage

lukas

So in other words, he crushed a bunch of cans and pulled out the only time he was booked against a real guy.

ttyl

Can Jessica Rose Clark bounce back from her latest setback?

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She held it too long, ref's gotta step in

ttyl

>ahem

jk LOL

Thoughts on my sherdog account "Better Every Day" I'm a pretty big deal on the forums there.

Let's see what I'm up to...

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1132457230455005189

Really should get his back checked out...

fight pass quality sucks

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thanks for raking them

picking up the gf from work and getting lunch unironically ttyl love you

At what point do the advantages of CTE reach diminishing returns?

So...um....FUCK ELIAS THEODOUREAUX

thanks

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whaddya got out there, Five Guys? In-N-Out? lmao

DELETE THIS

She likes whataburger i prefer in and out not sure yet

They don't, you just get to Nate Diaz-tier where concussions only make you stronger

love you
don't nikki catsouras yourself on those CALI freeways

Anyone taking the picks for this weekend's UFC event?

not cali lol said lunch cause we didnt have any today but i meant dinner

oh right dallas texas ....don't john f kennedy yourself

Calendar how excited are you for this card: Post one cynthia head for "kind of excited" post one herica head for "very excited" no trolling:
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Alexa Grasso
Xiaonan Yan vs. Angela Hill
Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye
Katlyn Chookagian vs. Joanne Calderwood
Tatiana Suarez vs. Nina Ansaroff
Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes
Tony Ferguson vs. Donald Cerrone
Jimmie Rivera vs. Petr Yan
Tai Tuivasa vs. Blagoy Ivanov
Aljamain Sterling vs. Pedro Munhoz
Ricardo Lamas vs. Calvin Kattar
Bevon Lewis vs. Darren Stewart

Yeah sure I'll do it brotha

What’s your regional MMA scene like /heem/?

here's the fights:
Alexander Gustafsson vs. Anthony Smith
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Ilir Latifi
Jimi Manuwa vs. Aleksandar Rakić
Makwan Amirkhani vs. Chris Fishgold
Damir Hadžović vs. Christos Giagos
Daniel Teymur vs. Sung Bin Jo

non existent unless you're near a capital city
lot of muay thai and boxing but fuck all mma fren

There's some insane amateurs about right now.

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drunk tradies turning up to fight after the pub in their dirty work shorts

weak and pathetic
instagram.com/sandraluik/

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6N1axku8QA

Even back then, the crowd was a bunch of shits that couldn't understand grappling

Our best fighter right now is retarded

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especially back then, if anything peoples understanding is better now

Lol I'm not gonna start taking them right now

hope they release some of the events where guys had like 3 fights in a night like Don Frye ufc 10

thats what happened

For the finalists at least

If you were wondering who set the wheels in motion:

mini_khabib: I’m proud of how Khabib stands up for his team and brothers. I’m also proud of Khabibs amazing performance against Conor . @danawhite I hope you keep @zubairatukhugov in the UFC and please be forgiving and understanding of everything like how you have been to Conor’s camp. If Artem didn’t get cut from the UFC for the bus attack than neither should @zubairatukhugov . I’m just a kid so maybe my opinion does not count but hopefully both camps get treated equally. As fans we want to see the very best in the world compete in the UFC and hopefully we get to keep seeing that. We all love this sport and just wanna see the best continue to fight the best!

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am i supposed to believe a 8 year old girl wrote that shit

she's 13

Why are white "men" such weak betas?

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she's a demon

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Fuck that Greta cunt Kylie pulls the strings

Some boys should wear clothes thats all

I haven't read a book in about 30 years, but I know a great deal about the history of MMA.

OPEN THE FRIDGE
HE'S OUT COLD
AND IT'S GOODNIGHT IRENE

Really disappointed the Boston Butt spammer escaped justice.

Torrent Freak is saying that Brendo Skadoodle is the reason why /r/mmastreams(z) got shut down. It's not really true but I'm going to act like it is.

When you can't afford Mauro

Anyone have a stream for Combat Jiu Jitsu?

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Better than Anik's
>HE HAS DONE IT!
>HE'S DONE IT!

Tawts?

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Unironically one of the most BASED things Schaub has done

lmao how the embedded crew always film the 145r's and under from this angle.

I think you should charge your phone big guy

>"I know I'm just a kid but..."
bro come on. Just like the youtube comments of "Hi I'm 5 year old phenom producer please watch my video."

Pathetic people lie about their age to make their achievements look better. Nikki Minaj lied about her age earlier in her career.

How retarded does someone have to be to think the UFC isn’t aware of the biggest illegal streamers? They literally hire undercover agents to scout bars illegally showing PPVs

what are you lads eating tonight?

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I have IBS and I’m pretty sure I made your dinner in the toilet this morning.

lucky guy, im shitting rabbit bricks

Lucky, I'm shitting logs and clogging the toilet every time

please take photos and post them
I need to smell

Not so lucky. I alternate diarrhea and not being able to go at all for 2-3 days. I can barely eat because I feel nauseous as fuck whenever I do. I also get super bloated about 3-4 days a week. It’s horrible.

checked if you're allergic or lactose intolerant? if i get too much milk in me my intestinal system goes full blown commie and refuses to work the conveyor belt and i feel like garbage every time i eat for a week until its flushed completely out of my system

I’ve done every test you can think of. Ultrasound, CT scan, HIDA scan, sigmoidoscopy, barium swallow, a bunch of blood, urine, and stool tests, I did a full elimination diet looking for intolerances and allergies, everything was clean. I tried taking enzyme supplements, but they didn’t do anything.

It seems like my gut is just a grumpy fuck and doesn’t want to cooperate with me. I would literally kill a man to be able to eat a burger, man...

combat jiu jitsu on right now faggots

ufcfightpass.com

sucks, worse than me, when i went past 25 years i started to get punished for eating garbage and now i tend to eat clean but sometimes i say fuck it, but i face some shitty consequences, worst for me is the milk tho, and its in everything

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thanks for the heeminder

do you happen to have a stream link, my friend to the north?

joe has to take the most violent shits on this earth

He consumes coconut oil and says that it "lubes his pipes up".

I got bad food poisoning a few years back and it fucked my shit right up. Been dealing with this shit since then. My doctor is useless, she basically just tells me to eat more fibre, drink more water, and take a probiotic, all of which I’ve done and it didn’t do shit.

>Ezekial bread

Rogan goes for every single health fad diet and meme food. He proselytizes it and preaches the pseudoscience behind it to millions of listeners, then a few months later moves on to something else and pretends like it never happened.

/heem/, when going in for a hug, do you prefer double under hooks, over under hooks, or double over hooks?

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>work shorts

Over under with grills, so you get good facial proximity and can go for a bit of cheeky tit action, double underhook with guys so they know I could take them down.

only my girlfriends get the double underhooks. All these other thots get the half assed side hug

correct

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Parasite? Sibo? Candida?

youtu.be/MHE3UFJMDNU

youtube.com/watch?v=whQn1TKyhxg&t

i prefer the leithwei clinch
pressure on their jaw and temple then a headbutt

Lmao look at this fucking boomer
youtu.be/Zyqr-_hdD08

>hugging

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Been tested for all of those. They even had me take an antibiotic for a few weeks as a precaution, didn’t help.

yea,i know

it's just weird because it's like completely normal for you to say "Work shorts"

Man that sucks, my friend shit himself after eating something and he was paranoid his stomach was fucked up for a while

Yeah, it’s really fucked things up. I can’t go out with my friends much because I feel so shit all the time and eating makes things way worse. Haven’t had sex in a year because I’m too sick to date. Can’t travel. I really hope I can find ways to manage this better because this really fucking sucks.

any combat jitz streams?

shit dude you're right, literally every champ rn is unnattractive

sad to say a goofy ethnicly ambigous looking dude(Khabib) is the most handsome champ

I mean, Dustin is no Schaulb, but he’s still a peach of a beast of a handsolme dude B

Whittaker is handsome.

AHEM

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Shaub is an ugly asf ogro tbqh

but I forgot Porier is interim champ technically

We talmbou attractive drawls?

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Who is this guy? I haven't seen him fight in years

hello Robert Whittaker, get well soon

For sure I agree, but I disagree, my dude. Schaulb’s looks are for sure a beast.

looking for it too, can't find shit

Is it really happening?

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this suits him better but Bald Jones is a based HEEL look

I wonder if the rumor is true

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joe is a shit cook

totanon

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>usman

tfw khabibfan but hate Ali so fucking much

Ali can go and suck a donkey.

>tfw khabibfan

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Thanks for reminding me about Tony, zuffa. I hope you get as many shekels for that LW event as you did for the conor one.

tldr

How is Tony Ferguson cleared to fight?

What will he do if he loses? Kind of worried boys

When did you figure out that conor was merely a side character of the story?

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CLAIM THE 9 GET FOR HEEM

I can feel it

ROLL FOR HEEM

Schaub is the only true God.

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Conor wins the rematch

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Damn it

...

JUST

1 off. I tried goobs

Does this mean the war is lost?

bro, did you like see the filsh with the tralsh in theer stomalchs and the birds?

terrible bee, makes me sick

heard it in a song b lil dicky

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seethe harder nigger

awaiting the next installment...

I thought Dana was taller than that

sucks that he's going to lose

>he rates phony sperguson

cuando estoy hablando necessito callate

Who gives a shit?

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where is he now?

Broo I spent 60 dollars on this hear cut. Do you know how hard it is being a fashion forward guy in Texas? Gawwd dawwg

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I knew it from the beginning

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bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/1/13376624/ufc-mma-history-just-bleed-guy-interview-body-paint-blood-sport-cock-dog-fighting-mississippi-ladner

He did an interview a couple of years ago

damn that was a quick heelhook, mustache took the L

khabib has such tiny arms

What will the excuse be when Tony gets exposed?
>H-His leg wasn't h-healed!!!
>H-He's mentally unstable!!!
>U-Um, he's past his prime!!!
>I-It was short notice!!!
>C-Cowboy just got lucky! F-Fluke!!!
>H-He was s-supposed to fight Khabib, ugh i-it isn't fair!!!!

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Yeah, pretty much.

over under with dudes and family

double underhooks with girls u

>double underhook with guys
gay

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poor retard

Tonys gonna flush cowboy and hopefully cowboy will finally get the message and retire. He doesnt need to keep getting cte'd to make a living.

Just watched the last fight night. Boring as fuck. Fuck espn Disney

Puke Cuckhold gets all the gals

no. not elias. i really wanted to see him meme win his way to the title. dana really hates the fans.

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Cowboy counter knees Tony all fight then flushes him with a final head kick

Did he really wear black with a gay little gold vest? Kek

smaller

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tony's got cowboy's number, but the damage he's gonna take will be unreal. as much as i love that spic sperg, his tendency to present his chin to his opponent won't bode well for him. i smell a filthy ko for him in one of his next 3 fights, i just hope it's after he dethrones cutbabby kebab.

*Spins*
*Telegraphs sloppy spin low kick*
*Misses*
*Loses*

maybe elias isn't cut after all

mmajunkie.com/2019/05/ufc-releases-justin-willis-dispute

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Habib will dodge Tony and Cowboy and try to fight pea head or something.

>*wins*
Ftfy

Khabib is scared of tony, b. Every 155er is and they should be.

>flawless victory*

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You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

The fuck has he got in his mouth

Bling, nigga

It looks like a corn nut glued to his gum

>implying some of those aren't valid excuses

can't unsee

what will be your excuse when he flushes Cowboy and Khabib?

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Forward pointing joint

Imagine if the see eye ayy is tracking Tonys leg all the way into a high kick KO of habib

peahead has a better chance than anyone who's faced khabib so far, but it's still massively in khabib's favour. if peahead can keep it standing it's his win, but that's easier said than done.

The most accurate description of Yohanna. Very based for a leaf.

i hope they somehow line up yoel vs elias. easy win for yoel to help him coast through old age, and permanent brain damage for our young transgender canuck friend.

manlet detected.

No one can keep it standing against khabib. Tony has the best chance on the ground. Bjj black belt, all american wrestler, and hes got good striking off his back.

Lol what is this meme about jones being attractive, he's somali tier, most handsome black guy in the ufc us kevin lee

is*

He is pretty big rn and he won't do stupid shit he will be fine. He needs just to lay on him moat of the time preventing his leg to be taken

I swear I read somewhere that Khabib's Dad said they're going to box Dustin

oh one hundred percent thats gonna happen

Would it surprise you if Khabib did try that early though? He was unironically talking about boxing Mayweather and fresh off dropping Gooby which would be a confidence booster

>meme planet black belts meaning anything
for sure Saunders, Sotiropoulos, Magalhães and Gastelum are for sure beasts

yep, will be very tough for dustin. tony has the best chance due to his trickery on the ground. i think gaetjhje might be able to overcome kebab also but he has some questionable fight IQ at times

tony's elbows from guard could be a gamechanger against khabib, though. if he can cut him deep enough, it could impact his game quite heavily.

>tfw no fightfu gf

A winner at life

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Would you throw away a valuable load by shooting it into the trash compactor that is a female fighter's vagina? Keep in mind, if a clump of cells miraculously forms in her once barren womb it would fall victim to a brutal heeming, developing CTE before a brain can even form. The Schaubunculus would suffer until the inevitable flushing.

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Hopefully Darren Till, Wonderboy and Sage Northcutt all suffered permanent brain damage

cringe

>june 1st main event will be 2 fighters who both got btfod by the goat within a few months

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People are overrating Tony's grappling. Sure, he's got meme shit like elbows from rubber guard and admittedly elite subs, but as a whole, he really isn't anything groundbreaking. What's going to happen is Khabib will put Tony on his back with relative ease, he's going to mount him, pin him to the cage, trap his hands, and then proceed to beat the fuck out of him until the ref calls it. I am literally 100% confident that Khabib would beat Tony. I'd bet my entire life savings on Khabib if that fight actually came into fruition.

Lol literally any half decent wrestler can

*sips*

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al is a munster for sure my guy

twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1131060861055856640

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Yeah dude. Jon had already cleaned that division out by the time he got his first suspension, and he didn't return against a tougher division, that's for sure.

>Bjj black belt
*Tenth Planet black belt

when were you when dane wheat call?

I was sat at home drinking elk shake when kettlebell ring

'harris in august'

'fat'

and you?????

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You never know, I can't remember how many wrestlers look like absolute phenoms for a while with their control time and takedown average and then suddenly they fight someone who is somehow their kryptonite despite being inferior grapplers. The first person who can defend Khabib's wrestling and pressure him will fuck him up. If wrestling wasn't a factor, a skilled striker would light Khabib up on the feet.

Is he the next ufc reject to get ONE'd?

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How are you doing heem? im gonna quit my job tomorrow because they didn't give me memorial day off.

kek this dude actually got cut after one loss

bookies love him

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No it's because he fight like a literal bitch. Can't allow that infront of espn normies

100%. He was loudly booed by a canadian crowd.

has kebab faced anyone as slippery as tony?

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I'm fairly certain Luke could take Schaub down at will

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I like his 'style' annoys the fuck out of cunts and is definitely unique.
Should have kept him for freak show value, especially looking at some of the other retards the ufc hasnt cut
Cowcuck cant even handle straight rights or the slightest amount of pressure, youre delusional

just want you all to stay healthy and hydrated so in the future you can laugh with me as Schlob's brain turns to further mush.

Dunno if you're still in this thread, but my cousin is a dietician that specializes in clients with IBS, try to find one that specializes in it and they may be able to help

You have Q fever

Usman is such a meme, one decent fight with a meme martial art and people hype that tall manlet to oblivion. Too early for the top.

Dana is 6'2 but Tony is 6'8, not sure about Khabib but he is standing on a box there.

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When Elias fights I watch.

>This guy is a title challenger in MMA

youtube.com/watch?v=YyZ1vCLA17I

Tough for a 200 pound guy to make 155 with jacked arms

Kys retard

s o
f u c k i n g
C L O S E

don't joke

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is Elias the weirdest fighter ever?
you can't not watch the guy, he's like a good-looking train wreck

Jens Pulver is streaming come watch street fights with the champ.
twitch.tv/jenspulver

Weed literally degenerated his brain

ONE championship is live from China in less than an hour.
youtube.com/watch?v=83ognMls6AU

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will there be any kickboxing or muay thai in this card?

yes
onefc.com/events/one-hero-series-may/

fuckin noice

>Muay Thai Kids Fighting For Cash!
Should it be banned?

youtube.com/watch?v=u2ueOF7tm1k

I'm disappointed it isn't bareknuckle

I've watched this and its unironically based

at some point the absolute madman Thai coach locks the kid in the back of the car and leaves it to the sun to make weight

also the crying and the virtue signalling of the western journalist is hilarious while the Thais dont give a fuck

this is a must watch

UFC would be so much better if they also had Muay Thai, Kick boxing and Boxing fights and the fighters could mix what rules they do sometimes.

>the crying and the virtue signalling of the western journalist is hilarious
t. totally missed the point of the doco

> Elias Theodorou Among Four Fighters Released by the UFC

Looooooooooooooooooooool

complete UFC 1 PPV anniversary official

youtube.com/watch?v=Z6N1axku8QA

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which is?

the children deserve a good education and to have happy childhoods

Dude just got kicked in the dick

that's a yikes from me

how did this semen-slurping bum-fight mockery of a """sport""" ever blow up

I stopped listening to Joe Rogan. Its now been three months since I've heard any reference to black penis.

Why are there no canadians on the discord? It's just bongs and aussies and all the burgers get bullied.

How did he go from dabbing all over Cruz to getting heemed by the same strike twice by tj and getting folded like this in the pocket like a retard by munhoz?

Is he... dare I say it.... flushed?

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Is Eddie Alvarez flushed?

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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well that would be cool in an ideal world

in the real world you either provide a solution or an idea or you shut up

these kids fight to provide for their families,they dont need no virtue signalling

nah just a brainlet he'll be back just watch

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based

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>Hey user, do you want to come inside? Cody's not back for another few hours.

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*ahem*

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>tfw u say training here is like working on ur farm bc ur constantly around filthy animals

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Cody Jr.'s gonna have issues

Or maybe he just tries new foods and goes through phases with it, like a lot of people? You guys are such weirdos

This is smart because the body craves mixing the foods

Is Schaub someone who:
a) relentlessly aims for high targets and grits it out until he has achieved his goal
or
b) quits on his childhood dream because his mate (who doesn't have a fraction of the skill that Brendan has) tells him he isn't good enough.

Is the Schuab memeing going to help or hinder him in the long run? I see it spreading way further than I thought it would.

>b) unironically

imagine listening to a steroid using pothead manlet that smokes dmt and thinks he grasped profound truths of the universe

now imagine this guy trying to ridicule you on air about your striking,make you retire and become a comedian,how low your self esteem and ego can be

I genuinely expected Schaub's Special to be an outrageous success.

Is CTE genetic?

List of P4P worst MMA dads in history
Donald """Cowboy""" Cerrone
Tony "El Cucuy" Fergusaaaan
Mark Coleman
Canor
Max Holloway

Even now he could heem this whole thread like carving a cake

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>underrated pasta

Schaub, all the time:
>Why is everyone so negative man? Stop being so negative.

Also Schaub all the time:
>Oh man, the UFC is teeeeeerrible. The days of UFC are over man. It's so sad bro. It's teeeerrible what's going on over there.

Which of the following fighters could 2019 'Proper Twelve' Conor McGregor beat?:

>Khabib
>Poirier
>Ferguson
>Cerrone
>Gaethje
>Iaquinta
>Edson Barboza
>Pettis
>Kevin Lee
>Charles Oliveira
>Gregor Gillespie
>Alex Hernandez
>Islam Makhachev
>James Vick

What do you think heem means

*wins*

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Something to do with a Brazilian yelling "HEEM SLEEPY" at the sight of a KO

Usman, pre-usman woodley and Colby dismantle Khabib (170 is his rightful division)

why would a brazilian speak english?

I always pictured the scenario being the backstage fight with Krazy Horse or that Joe Hogan guy but never cared to confirm it.

>Tony will cut Khabib with elbows, I swear!
All Khabib needs to deny Tony his elbows is to pass into half-guard. Not even completely pass the guard, just get into half-guard. Staph-infected tanklet Kevin Pee effortlessly mounted Tony and was landing GnP until he gassed. Khabib will slice Ferguson's guard like butter, it will be way easier than passing RDA's (a 3rd degree non-meme BJJ blackbelt with an actual BJJ competition history and wins on world level) guard. Khabib will make Tony look like helpless on the ground.

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how’s ramadam going bro?

Has enough time passed for me to do the zyzz pose in photos ironically? Asking for a friend (he’s imaginary)

But 1st round Kevin Lee is literally unstoppable.

fuck kevin wee

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Nobody in 155

It was an african american, in the US who said that

kevin pee was indeed invented by me

Why don't you go back to your shit country, shit coloured fren?

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I actually agree with all of this, I've never understood the hype for Fergusons ability to beat Khabib. There's much worse matchups.

>Khabib
Punchers chance
>Poirier
yes
>Ferguson
yes
>Cerrone
yes
>Gaethje
Has a round and a half to do it in
>Iaquinta
Yes
>Edson Barboza
Yes
>Pettis
Chin too good
>Kevin Lee
Yes
>Charles Oliveira
Yes
>Gregor Gillespie
No
>Alex Hernandez
Yes
>Islam Makhachev
Punchers chance
>James Vick
Yes

>wmma

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Really annoying when sandfrican american opinions are posting under Europawn flags. Do better.

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this video sure raked in views
youtube.com/watch?v=iORKox9-SJQ

Heem nao existe

can cerrione beat proper twelve conor?

that honor goes to the fighter with the greatest nickname in mma history, the dean of mean, keith jardine
ufc-video.s3.amazonaws.com/2012/11/09/dp_rev_silva_jardine_102.mp4

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So whos side is heem on?
The Colby's awful horseface landwhale side?
Or thicc high test Platinum side?
Be aware that she is literal cuck, letting Platinum fuck hos when he couldn't say nothing to Colby back. And then taking that loosing bum back and being engaged to him.

For me she became too disproportionate in the lower side, too nigger-esque, when it's not beautiful.

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this fucking slag turns me on so much. she's so butters but i'd love to clap those fat cheeks and for her to suffocate me with her asshole

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I love eating ass so i would be all set with a lower side like hers

men with anal fixations are 100% homos in denial, just throwing that out there

have sex

>women

>possible for them to be cucks

must be why i jerk off to this

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if it was an underhook only contest then sure.

>tf
>tp

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>muh feminine woman
literally what I would imagine a homosexual in denial would be attracted to (I wouldn't know since I'm straight)

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people forget he was 28 fights into his career when he joined the ufc. with some 3 and 5 round wars in there. he wasn't working with a full deck.

>guys look how straight i am
yep, definitely gay

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jon is the schaub poster. i'm sure of it.

hhhnnnnngggg, natalya kovalyova could heem this dick, if I am to be crude

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based and based

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she's a bolsonaro supporter. i'm no longer team gabi.

cucked faggot tb.h in my humble opinion

He’s getting (rightfully) impeached

>and was landing GnP
nothing significant and Lee couldn't do anything after

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>heemed by the people*
fixed

I invented Ben Pooskren

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>RDA's (a 3rd degree non-meme BJJ blackbelt with an actual BJJ competition history and wins on world level) guard.

for sure RDA has a beast of a guard, only munsters like Clay Guida and Tarec Saffiedine ever pass it

>all these closet faggots crying over Elias getting cut
Most boring fight of every single card he's on. Good riddance.

Now he can keep modelling and playing ring boy over at Invicta to give you queers more jerk off material, you should be happy.

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Tbf, there are a lot of style matchups we haven’t seen Khabib face. JBJ deniers on the other hand unironically talk about Smith and Santos, and fat DC lmao

you're trying too hard kid
hit the weights and get a clue

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respectfully disagree

I’ve literally never been bored watching Elias fight.

*disrespects you*

disrespectfully disagree

Back up dood

exactly. elias's meme wins were highly entertaining. look at the jon fitch situation. dana made it clear jon fitch's fights put people to sleep. even with his great record we all saw that cut coming.

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ufc.tv/video/absolute-muay-thai-022---rajadamnern

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blue lips

Apology accepted

Feel like Smith heeming Rockhold st the end of the year is going to be a great meme

>we like watching a sweaty model literally turn and run in circles for 15 minutes straight
porn exists guys, just google it

the rest of us like watching people actually fight

get all these decision machines out of the ufc

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*pisses in your mouth*

Name one bad Elias fight.

ew

Based Ali

BASED

100%

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lmao

When is jones fight

how much did brendan pay for this? he can't afford that kind of paid endorsement from ali. showtime checks aren't that big are they?

They are so red holy shit

Elias was a prelims scrub, glad he got cut, so tired of watching his boring ass fights

post your entrance theme to /heem/

youtube.com/watch?v=0IVRoqDWwIk

youtube.com/watch?v=MPEvMD0_Gf0

This
>at some point the absolute madman Thai coach locks the kid in the back of the car and leaves it to the sun to make weight
Baller

This dudes name is Farhan Mehmood, you're leaving your tracks behind on instagram muzzie

Please do not call me gay, but I want to plunge my member deep inside of Marlon Moraes' rectum.

yuck

youtube.com/watch?v=m6BQKFs3-VM

Khabiby smesh :D
Poirer, then Tony, then retire as the GOAT!

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Jeremy Stephens would absolutely obliterate Sperguson if you think about it

She looks like a kindergardner teacher

Mike Perry hookin up with Kindergardner teachers and dragging them to the gym

Omg le epin based and redpilled Tony!!!! He's so weird and autistic just liek me xDDD le ankle pick xD so random!!!

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Gabi would be hotter without fake tits, and just have a bit of bodyfat

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>copying the filename

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My sources are telling me Aldo vs Faber 2 is in the works

damn, whats that from?

Absolutely fucking horrifying

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Favorite Schaub moment?

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My sources are telling me Wonderboy-Woodley 3 is in the works (E5)

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appslooly BEASt my mams whuttre y'evin DOEN bro are you seeryiss?

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Literally two gay men

What are some other fights where a fighter won story and the fight, but lost the match?

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Tyron Woodley vs Kamaru Usman

Chael vs Jon

smif vs jon
max vs poirier

All correct. Very educated audience here.

*pisses in all of your mouths lmao*

Anyone taking the picks?

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Dana White has more twitter followers than all of his champions.

Is this good or bad?

robbie against askren

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Literally a 10-9 round for Robbie. That choke was going absolutely nowhere.

Chuck midenhall left mmafighting for espn

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Askren was out

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cringe

Fascinating insight

Coral what the hell man I've been trying to contact you for like a week

well, here I am now

youtube.com/watch?v=vpez3Y3V5BA

based

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Somehow he beat Chuck, Forrest Griffin and almost beat Prime Rampage. This sport always confuses me desu. You can be mediocre and somehow beat the best of the best

>want to post a peach of a post guaranteed to get 50+ replies but it's the end of the thread
Guess I'll just wait. It's tough, b.

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Really struggling to see how Gegard can beat Elias

Really struggling to see how Usman can beat a staphless motivated gameplan Kevin Lee with fair judges

this is worse than i remember, that bum was definetely out
makes you wonder how many fighters can come back from getting slept if the fights didnt get stopped early

His brain hit the wall of the head and it made him lose consciousness for a second. His chin did get rocked

Redpill me on Ali Abdelaziz.

How did he rise to power?

oh she's got the kimura here, there's no way a slam could occur

Canor was never good

ALI ABDELAZIZ

zaBEAST

Who is the best fighter to come out of Texas?

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cruz underestimated the power of steroids versus a 16 year old skateboarder

>good description of twatter users
>sad description of "MMA" fans
>blackpilled description of YouFC future
>"Yeah Jon is still pulsating,,, You saw him struggling vs Hendo? Yeah and other day he can go kill someone... So no HW for him, LHW got plenty of cans"
>"Or and khabib in Abu Dhabi vs another beast... Guy is undefeated, come on! Aren't you excited? We're literally turning into rigged russian can crusher promotion for arab bucks and I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Fuck those WW wraslin goofs, guy is fighting JUSTin freakin Poorier"
>"657 strikes, 1 KO/TKO. You don't like it? Don't wanna pay? Go suck a Schaub out of that chink socialist's ass"

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She broke the grip you fucking weirdos

If you could pick one fighter to die who would it be?

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Nigeru Snoozeman or Jon Jones to save lhw

TKD and Shotokan are the best martial arts against junkies, prove me wrong.

>grappling
self explanatory, you'll get pozzed
>boxing
You'll hit them in the teeth or on their poz-needle chest with barehands and get pozzed.
>Muay thai
You'll hit a poz needle that'll penetrate your pants leg hitting you in the shin, pozzing you

With tkd and shotokan you can hit them with your feet from far away eliminating any possible exposure to bareskin or poz needles. Also you don't need much force to take out a junkie so optimizing for precision, speed and range is 100% the way to go.

Theres a thread about serial killers spambro

The League

You got me. Please troll my instagram.

that was a nice showtime inside leg kick stockton slap combo, why was he cut?

>Theothorugh shit sacked

HAHAHA thanks dana

ded thred

Oh fuck they're going to do BJ vs Urijah aren't they

youtube.com/watch?v=YxPItlNeDXw

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Idk, I'm super bummed unironically.

>for sure RDA has a beast of a guard
Indeed. He's not a shitty hypejob who got outgrappled by fucking Castillo, lmao.

al vs khabib
conor vs khabib
DC vs Jon 1 and 2
Cain vs ngannou
Luke vs rockhold

Why is aka perpetual losers of the story?

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Silva canonnier

No, just by Clay Guida and Tarec Saffiediene, Farthan

Askren vs Lawler

Wake up Alexander. It's all over.

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>will be way easier than passing RDA's (a 3rd degree non-meme BJJ blackbelt with an actual BJJ competition history and wins on world level)

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92905817/#92908103
>Credentials mean jack shit in a sport where one of the GOAT wrestlers who outgrappled division 1 wrestlers never had a wrestling background.

Farthan Mapoop does it again

hurry up guys I’m making the next thread!

That's probably not going to happen tb.h

Everyone thinks Gus is gonna win so he will probably lose

UFC scheduled two literal who frontholes for saturday, combined 5 career fights, jeWME was a big mistake

anyone who isn't a wrassler

Lmao epic fail

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so this is the power of connor's striking...

I said I would kill myself because there was no UFC this past weekend and, well, I did. But now that that is over and done with, I can say that this weekend's card looks pretty great for a fightnight card. Lets hope there are no injuries.

Make me

none Canor is a manlet crusher

conor landed the only significant shot in that exchange dummy

The ultimate battle that will decide Smif's race

Rose's striking looks great man

I was really hoping she'd kill herself after this loss, but it's been a few weeks now and nothing. So I guess I should give up hope.

>Hey user, are you ready for our date? I-I'm a little nervous because I don't normally wear dresses like this. D-Do I look okay?

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>all this cope just because your guy got worked by a FW and a guy called "sponge"

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didn't know JJ had any tattoos

Conor landed a jab and Khabib landed a lead hook. Conor tried to land le ebin leff ann sho' but Khabib completely stuffed him.

I only just noticed it. I am disgusted. I regret roleplaying as her as your date.

youtube.com/watch?v=VJfIsGzP_os
uhh does anyone watch this?
i thought this was supposed to be
brendan just doesn't have it at all
and the other dude from real world sound like a beavis and butthead character

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supposed to be funny*

Rogan was right he got embarrassed by Travis Browne, and Travis Browne then got embarrassed out of the UFC by 45 year olds

it's extremely tryhard but i still listen for the 10% that's funny

not even funny ironically

This is accurate.

I wonder how Callen feels about essentially being replaced. Is TFATK even popular anymore?

a lot closer to A than B.

People used to tell me that I'm a shit poster and that I should just get off Yea Forums and even the internet altogether.
Do you think I listened to them?

Hell no. I gritted it out and became the best motherfucking poster on /heem/.

youtube.com/watch?v=_t3POfNbx6M

You're not even ranked.

based t b h

>the best motherfucking poster on /heem/.
I'm the king here, bud. You're just a gatekeeper of this general.

Good attitude.

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Who is your favorite MMA fighter named Lukas? The only reason to be awake is to NSFW the Boston Red Sox thread spammer when he makes it in about half an hour.

Is Donald Cerrone a gatekeeper?

this is infuriating to no end
what do i have to do to get a range ban enacted on this idiot?

He was until he wasn't.
He is an unironic belt contender now.

It's unbelievable how fake you can really BEEEEEE!!!

...like, you are just SUCH a fucking POOSIE!

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*gets killed literally*

>He is an unironic belt contender now.
people can't actually believe this can they?

If he wins against Tony he will surely be

He's fighting the #1 contender buddeh. Whether you like it or not Cowboy is a legid contender.

>Cowboy beats Tony and becomes number one contender
People can't actually believe this is going to happen can they?

My favorite thing about jon is how much he absolutely revs DC. He is the guys kryptonite in every way.

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Cowboy is actually good why don't you guys realise it
I'm not even really a fan but the dude was #1 at LW then went off to fight it the wrong division

khabib smesh

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Would you let this man interview your child?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA

youtube.com/watch?v=6p3vrsKsejU

He's great, he just tends to break at the wrong times during his biggest opportunities. He's defeated some top comp, but there is something about #1 contender matchups and title bouts where he gets shut down. He's like a tier below the greatest whilst still being great himself.

Anyone been to a live event? Is it worth going to

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Yes I've been to a few, worth every penny. My only advice is even if you're a richfag, don't get a seat on the floor unless you're literally in the front row.

Cool. A coworker went to one years ago and said it was lame. The crowd was kind of lame and there is obviously no commentary like on TV.

The Jones meme ends soon

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i don't think anyone could name one fucking elias fight because they're not very memorable

jones by boring wresting/clinch-based ud

Jon Jones vs Israel Adesanya who takes it?

twitter.com/valerielouredaa/status/1133079881481445376

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Will Tony Ferguson move over to light heavy weight to end the Jon Jones meme after ending the Khabib meme or will he just chill as the eternal goat of the light weight?

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Jon Jones vs Max Holloway who takes it?

Obviously Jones you dumb shithead
>inb4 dude xD it was just a joke lmao I was being le ironic
You aren't funny. Neither post was funny.

Jon Jones vs Holly Holm's divorce attorney who takes it?

It still isn't funny. I'm seriously gonna get angry if you don't stop.

haha very funny post good job user enjoyed it

yikes

Best posts in the thread. Thank you!

Jon Jones vs Spammy who takes it?

how bad is cyborg's CTE these days? they had to make her a fake belt to hold for all her instagram posts because she forgot nunes flatlined her