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Main Story: AFC Wimbledon sign left-back Nesta Guinness-Walker from Metropolitan Police [BBC]
>West Ham have made an offer to Barcelona in the region of £18m for Andre Gomes. The 25-year-old Portugal international spent last season on loan at Everton, where he made 27 Premier League appearances. [The Times]
Bayern Munich chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge has indicated it is possible the club may sign both Leroy Sane and Callum Hudson-Odoi this summer. Sane is said to be valued at £70m. [Daily Mail]
>Manchester United are reportedly willing to sign Junior Firpo for £26million. After making his senior debut for Real Betis last year at 22 years old, the left-back has caught the eye of the Red Devils as well as Real Madrid. [Talksport]
It has become known that Monaco striker Aleksandr Golovin is a priority target for German club Hoffenheim. He is seen as a replacement for Kerem Demirbay, who goes to Bayer Leverkusen. [Eurosport.ru]
>Sergio Ramos could be sold by Real Madrid this summer, according to reports in Spain. The 33-year-old central defender has been linked to Paris Saint-Germain and Manchester United. [Express]