Boston Red Sox vs Houston Astros game thread

best fans in baseball edition

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thread number 2 inning number 1 kind of CRAZY

PRICE OUT FOR THE SEASON?

david price WARRIOR purely GUTTED OUT 2/3rds of an inning tonight... purely inspirational performance...

prices young career over just like that after finally receiving every card he decides to end it all

Why is David price such a puss

retirement the last card of all except ammonia flooding the brain and dying slowly in bed

uhh wtf idiot inning isnt over

I blame joe buck

colten brewer job stealer

i blame this braindead moron smoltz who speaks so slowly while waiting for thought to finish forming and it still doesn't ever

CHEAP hit

little do you know david price is cia and just got a call for a new mission

fbi putting ads in my twitter telling me i could be 'secret agent' are theyre really that desperate

>can't even get through the lineup once
lel price is such a faggot pussy

i really fucking hate listening to these commentators

>baby all pitchers to have deep run in playoffs
>don’t make playoffs
What did Cora mean by that

if you're MLB do you out law astros putting glue cum on baseball for higher spin rates

wild card buddy

genious poster legitimately posting form indonesia putting his physical body location in actual indonesia and making this post

is there a problem Donald?

my only problem is last thread was deleted before anyone could understand me what's dominican mean

huh do you two know eachother

wtf he just hit the BALL off the damN ROOF?

lol wtf retarded stadium

>BTFO by the roof
kek

literally just stole home run from my boy dever

BIG hit from the BIG boy

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a fucking ROOF

WOW

roof cheating

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It’s bottom of fraction

>penalized for hitting longest ever and highest majestic home run

racist texans policing innocent dominican ball players

i think they call it rangering down there

>calling a pop up a homer
stop it joe buck you're an idiot

Nice field ya got there texas

stop policing black people

ok we should make sure, open the roof and do it again

right over the middle not what you'r looking for chavis?

chavis only looks up (towards God)

jbj haters apologizing profusely while watching JBJ home run montage

thirteen seconds montage

Devers is underrated as fuck I think because he's injured and cant speak english so no one (national media) cares about him

jackie like devers roof hit so much he tries it too

he made a big improvement at the plate this year maybe he has a bright future unlike mookie whos best seasons are behind him

Price didn't even pitch particularly well

peepin in my window

are they this worried about devers stealing third

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>still talking about the non home run
STFU

honestly destroy all roofs

yes racist texans always on the look out for brown people

no one likes you stupid cucks

you know what man when you say stuff like that it makes me feel ugly inside

thanks for stopping by

don't want to lose another retard game

lets start with walls

>be Yankees fan
>get AIDS

ken rosenthal weird vibe feeling

my Dodgers thread is doing iron man numbers. stay mad red cuck

imagine how mortified this girl would be if she found out her photo was used in thousands of threads

like touching kids vibes?

>elbow pain grimace after throwing a pitch
>'flu-like symptoms'
not suspicious

Fucking David wolverine price

whats "iron man" ?

when his elbow self heals is he allowed to be subbed back into this start

newfag

TFW the borders we have is ocean
Feelsgood

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get freaking outs stop giving up hits

setting up for triple play idiot

Tyler White Is Fucking Back Nigs

they could have done it but stupid UNAMBITIOUS xander settled fr double

NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY

mookie betts is the goodest

imagine getting mogged by mookie who is already a manlet lol

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ok i imagined now what

is a high breaking ball to a manlet kind of a bullying sort of strategy

What the fuck are you oding Kemp

sorry im late who is this elite starting pitcher for the red sox im seeing

ok how do you feel

>this horseshit zone

suicidal as before

I CANT TAKE THIS MUCH LONGER WHEN DOES CFB START

Dodgers general? Revenge is a dish best served cold

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good boy ben nintendo

wow very nice hitting ball with bat

Dobule play pleaes

not sure that had to be called a strike

IDIOT MORELAND

retard moreland

PeacocKKKKKK

that was outside

name an uglier nigga in the game than mook the spook i dare ya

powerful image

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>risp
great job sox you guys are awesome

Peacock mowing down you cucks one by one

>it's not his arm
it's his arm

are you calling alex a liar

Peacock GOAT

>don't chase wins
the most genious thing i ever heard a broadcaster say losing is LITERALLY good

>The only anime post in this game thread is from Indonesia
I'm disgusted at all of you.

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yes i'll call him much worse too

wtf play faster

we got robbed in the ALCS

loooool blatantly using this bow tie manlet as a propaganda mouthpiece not even waiting until game over to text him the narrative

lots of risp in this game imo

Hey Red Sox fans you guys stink!

we got robbed in the alccs

not true i smell fine

>clever comment

hi amber

what is your foot care routine

kicking ur ass everyday hahahahah

hi

OWNED

amber PLEASE be my gf....

STOP policing devers

wtf

is this the new bunda thread?

does bunda mean red sox if so yes

leave brewer in idiot

wtf elite starter brewer already pulled despite giving up no runs? is cora retarded?

camera LOVES devers if you noticed vegas geniuses can tell you this indicates red sox don't think they extend mookie

LAKINS HATERS BTFO

Dodgers Game About To Start, Migrate

stassi probably doesnt have direct line to fox broadcast to spread flu LIES

retaliation for taking out price

any oldf*gs remember justin verlander

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this is my first game

what if instead of cleaning fielding that and making throw he tripped over his own glove and cleated his wrist and bled out live on field

just got back frmo the grocery anyone watching

anyone

wtf yes i'm watchign stop with the SPAM

yeah im here

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is ortiz devers dad

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in your opinion: is this a good game (competitive) or bad game (no runs)

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yes

just made dinner 9whole plate of chicken wings0

unless you raised and killed chickens yourself you didn't make it

birthed the chickens myself

Reminder that Devers will be the best 3B in the league by 2021

you on left when you dont get chicken wnigs

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which was first

the egg

every single astros poster in this thread has already written an essay refuting you in ways of bregman (0 replies)

discord poster has posted

never once used discord

i dont know how to 'read' but I know what im talking about

peacock is absolutely mowing these bums down

mow your own head off

lakins is out for blood

not cool bro thats kinda rude

is lakins an ace

idk

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uh oh janny is gonna freak when he sees that

backstorey on this image please

>women's world cup
lol unironiocally who cares

more people cared about that womens world cup than your life or mine if you think about it

fcuk

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no

if you had told us this one batter earlier maybe things would be different

i called dana levangie apple watch but he didnt answer

jbj jr wouldve caught that

what wouldve been an insane catch

Chavis... better pray to God for forgiveness...

WHITE CRUSHED THAT RBI

if i went outside in fully nude and poured milk all over my body in street than proved the universe insnt infinite and science is full ofliars

kinda funny that one poster asked if i rememberd justing verlander and they keep showing his allergy commercial

question: can space be empty and if so how could you measure it

""""""""empty space"""""" a product of godless nihilist imagination, the literal bloody sacrifice of the aztec mauyan doing a million murders to create the idea zero, all we had to do was murder one planet for this empty space mindset, and all in our HORROR now running to the simplest one and zero of the bit, praying to electric rock,

just a reminder that Jesus is the only way to salvation also this is a good game

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uhh i think hits are in the calculation

me getting this (job) then them retracting offer when they realized my age andyears of NEET

OK DO SOMETHING JD I'M READY

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WTF NOT A SWING

maybe be more specific else he will get out and that is technicall ysomething

>nothing technically something
i ALREADY put a screed against this empty religion and your eyes saw it but you might as well have been looking at the wallpaper

Why do all the Red Sox players look like they haven't showered in four or five days?

OMG

BEN NINTENDO

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WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON WHAT THE FUCK JD YOU MORON

WHAT THE FUCK IDIOT

>that was two """""professional""" baseball players you just watched
kek

still rather watch that than any of your posts

ok beginning to think the xeno phobes weren't ALL wrong...

>mexican pitching
what a meme

CHAVIS RETARD TAKING SLOWEST THROW EVER THAT SUCKED COCK

SIT DOWN

youre more than welcome to do something about it don't be a pussy come on

pls stop yelling

WHAT THE FUCK

wtf

ok sorry for ENJOYING a ball game

exactly this kind of post the reason my red sox are losing this by two again and keep losing a lot other games

Houston has been so fucking lucky. The two catches last night, Devers hitting the roof, Chavis missing that catch, now that shit wtf

actually roof is why

yankees poster style of post

oh great my red sox rolling over metaphorically by being deflated emotionally and making easy unfocused outs at the plate literally

SICK at bat xander

Red Sox aren't bouncing back this year, they just aren't a very good team pure and simple

AIDS patient back posting again ^

really feel like crying from empathy for a poster finding he has AIDS from a target phone ad

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boo rattle rattle

ok comeback time if not i'll throw this shitty tv into the ocean

3-1 why

okay thanks

good boy dever

GOOD BOY CHAVIS

DO SOMETHING JBJ

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THREE PITCHES THREE BASERUNNERS THEY CAN DO IT THEY CAN DO IT THEY CAN DO IT THEY CAN DO IT THEY CAN DO IT THEY CAN DO IT GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX LET'S GO RED SOX

Osuna meltdown. It was inevitable.

entering thread
bases loaded

correa was bating the runner interference call there hard


BEANED THE HOTTEST HITTER IN BASEBALL A DESPICABLE ACT

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Another 90 iq pitcher to come in and ruin the game

me
me
all me btw

OK SOMEONE DO SOMETHING I'M READY

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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

FUCKING TWO MINUTE COMEBACK
>TWO MINUTE COMEBACK
INCREDIBLE
FUCK YOU FOOTBALL
FUCK YOU HOCKEY
*IGNORES DUMBASS BASKETBALL AND SOCCER*

BASEBALL

apologize

red sock STACKED at catcher

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THE SINGLE BEST COMEBACK I EVER SAW IN TERMS OF COMEBACK TO TIME/PITCHES RATIO THE SINGLE BEST COMEBACK I EVER SAW IN TERMS OF COMEBACK TO TIME/PITCHES RATIO THE SINGLE BEST COMEBACK I EVER SAW IN TERMS OF COMEBACK TO TIME/PITCHES RATIO THE SINGLE BEST COMEBACK I EVER SAW IN TERMS OF COMEBACK TO TIME/PITCHES RATIO THE SINGLE BEST COMEBACK I EVER SAW IN TERMS OF COMEBACK TO TIME/PITCHES RATIO THE SINGLE BEST COMEBACK I EVER SAW IN TERMS OF COMEBACK TO TIME/PITCHES RATIO THE SINGLE BEST COMEBACK I EVER SAW IN TERMS OF COMEBACK TO TIME/PITCHES RATIO

THEY DID IT THAT ONE VAZQUEZ POSTER APOLOGIZE

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TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO
>TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO
TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO
>TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO
TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO
>TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO
TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO
>TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO
TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO
>TWO RUNS FIVE PITCHES LMAO

ok thanks for nothing pearce ruined funniest inning of the season

what a injured why didnt he swing at anything idiot

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brutal at bat by pearce

come on he half swung at all three strikes that's like 1.5 swings

NO NO NO NO NO NO STOP WHAT THE FCUK WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYW HY TIE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH IDIOT IDIOTS STEVE PEARCE IDIOT BEN NINTENDO WHAT HTE FUCK

mookie PLEASE.... pleas.e.. i beg you... i give you the $400 million just please...

mookie its alex you can go bowling tomorrow if you do smoething here ok

alex it's john henry please get off the phone with puerto rico and manage this ballgame please *logs off to go do a soccer*

moreland DO A GRAND SLAM

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alex its dave......................*makes face*

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ok but what percentage he hits the roof

FUCKING KILL ME HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN THERE WERE ZERO OUTS PEARCE BENINTENDI MORELAND FUCK YOU

>55 million

roof was deliberate sabotage by the houston astros and the only reason my red socks are not winning right now

what would mookie even do with that much money he just wants to bowl and nothing more

ok but what if the roof was open and it wnet out of the stadium

front loaded first few years so that i could also extend tendi, devers and erod

can any baseball experts please explain how steve pearce could go from literally home run every time in the WORLD SERIES to THIS SHIT NOW in just some literal months

It's a stupid fucking contract

Harper got signed for 5 more years for 50 million less

hes old and typically is only a lefty killer but hes aging and he was world series mvp so you dont want to demote him just as a thanks for being clutch

harper sucks mookie is mvp baseball and mvp bowling and therefore deserves at least twice as much as harper

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>red sux
>hitting with runners on the corners no out

pick one

oh great time to kill myself and then go play fable remastered

this list literally depends onthe fact that other sports dno't know any good stats

Judge>Mookie Bust

which is why mookie would be ranked even higher if they could combine baseball and bowling and rubic cube statistics into his total he would be at least twice as good as everybody else

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if they correctly did a stat for not corney oreo brother he woudlnt even be on list

good IDEA to put bases loaded no outs in bot ninth of the tie game ?

IDIOT

wtf didnt price already pitch earlier and took him out whats the point of bringing him in again

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THROW A FUCKING STRIKE

self repairing elbow idiot

MISS ME YET?

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why is barnes retart going to walk off walk in run

>sux sucking

ok goodnight retards good game see you tomorrow

this is what we get for Dombrowski YOLOing the closer position

this team is ass

game over red sock lose bed time night night

barnes honestly should sudoku

that's GOOD

any oldf*gs remember when red sock win games

fuck off and die with your forced meme

not his fault came into a game with the worst momentum you cuold imagine the team tied a game in two seconds no outs runners on corners and two NON productive outs and a shit shti shit RISP its like going into a surgery and the nurse tells you patient is brain dead bled out and hands you a hammer

oh ya i almost forgot
FUCK u janny

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ok see u wednesday

Let's go astros, one more to show these frauds out

huh but i'll be here for the game tomorrow

what time is it

2:10

that's outrageous to expect me to wake up such early on a sunday

fine dont watch it then im not your mom

my mom wouldnt care if i watched or not she tried to get me sec 9 once when i said 'i'm angry' and called girl a slut and harlot and hussy for kissing me at end of date when she saw

honestly should be back frmo church by 2

ramadan until sun down though