Bulldogs Storm @ 2
Dragons Sharks @ 6
/nrl/ - Reynolds Out edition
Nicole...
pedo
incel
bicho
Union is the only one rugby
>argentina
more like
>poogentina
Cody WalkGOD just got the call lads
I don't give a shit about any of these injuries except for our girl Julia. She was supposed to make her origin debut.
For anyone who missed the leaked peems
>NSW
1. Tedesco
2. Addo-Carr
3. Mitchell
4. Morris
5. Tupou
6. Walker
7. Reynolds/Cleary
8. Klemmer
9. Cook
10. Vaughan
11. Cordner
12. Frizell
13. Trbojevic
14. Wighton
15. Murray
16. Matterson
17. Haas
>Queensland
1. Ponga
2. Oates
3. Morgan
4. Chambers
5. Gagai
6. Munster
7. DCE
8. Arrow
9. Hunt
10. Papali
11. Kaufusi
12. Gillett
13. Mcguire
Extended bench
Mbye
Fifita
Napa
Ofahengaue
Wallace
Granville
Milford
Glasby
>pootrell on chamber pot
>get shit all over
Who is Extended-Bench? Never heard of him before?
>Adam Reynolds has been cleared of a leg fracture, will only be out of training for a couple of days
/OURGUY/ STILL HAS A CHANCE LADS!
Apparently NSW will name a 21 man squad too
>tfw Newy still has their own team but gong does not
>Poopou
Moley just said its actually Cotric
Based if true
pretty crazy how damien cook only became a """superstar™""" after half of queensland retired, almost like he's actually shit.
I mean he was a bench player until last year
Rule/refereeing changes in the last 2 years made his playstyle better
Cooks improvements are off the back of team improvements
It's the same as how Danny Levi has gone from steaming garbage to a decent player as the Knights have improved
>Further to news on Adam Reynolds, understand even though he has been cleared he will not be in NSW side. Halves expected to be Cody Walker and Nathan Cleary
Worked up the courage to tell my gf she's pretty today, it came out all garbled and couldn't look her in the eye but still progress lads
>15 minutes into the footy and he gives you this look
wat do?
ask him if he is injured again
SICK BURN
>2pm kickoff
Me on 1300 watch
Virgin here what do locker rooms smell like?
troubled times
Reminder that one of the gifts were 2 bananas lads
Did you move and then have to go around to all your new neighbors to inform them that you're a sexual predator?
is that before or after they exchanged gifts?
After
i haven't seen the trackers flashing like this before. pretty cool dbh
Holy fuck they're fucking robots, coconuts must be using an older version.
Before anyone else accuses me of any more pedo shit, just know that it was a false flag to sully my good name and reputation in this community. I have never posted CP, never defended it, and I will continue to be based as fuck.
Richo out.
Made a trippy spaz out lads
>no HIA
uwot
>when you're going for the rimjob but your mate gets there first
Brapseshes are dangerous lads
>taking the poo
Should I get a burger from my local joint for lunch lads?
Do NOT support local business go to Maccas instead.
Maccas is further away and makes objectively worse burgers, all Maccas burgers only taste like salt and sauce
I hope someone comes and buys a delicious burger from me and tells me the score of the footy. It would make my day as I'm at work lads
>captained Smith
only eat burgers approved by greg's kitchen
t. Never had a Filet-O-Fish
I am a better cook than Greg, he is shit.
I am a better Greg than Cook
Poorm getting away with murder as usual.
>Melbourne knock on in front of try line
>Melbourne ball
That's a big fucking gash
>tfw Harawira-Naera owner
why is he wearing a yarmulke
That's nothing, you should see your mothers
>2 tries scored on Melbourne's right edge
>17 scored on the left edge
>Fullwogs attack the right edge all half
some high IQ tactics on display here lads
Do I have a nap or do I keep being the lifeblood of this thread lads?
Clean it up janny.
KEK
Haven't been watching because I had to go pick up my parents' dog so I can baby sit it while they're in poo peeland
>99% of money on the Storm
Get ready for a bulldogswinslol
My owners went on holiday and left their fat, balding manlet son look after me while they're gone lads
see you at the triffid tomorrow night for karnivool lads
This might be THE most boring game I've ever watched
Seeing them on the 2nd of June you nonce
>Gallel
>Gal-El
Gal is the biggest loser in the NRL of all time
Fatfata lads
Why did they take a derby game to WIN?
Even Ben Hunt had a giggle at Ben Hunt.
Don't mind this dragqueens jersey ladies
>yfw this is literally Norf FC vs. Souf FC
Wish the fat lazy cunt Fifita would get some Supercoach points
Is the blonde girl in the cap his daughter? She's cute as fuck
It is Souf vs Soufer
Kyle Flanagan is only 21. I don’t think he would have a teenage daughter
>not having kids at 5
How much of a virgin can you be
Xerri running like Naruto
>taking the one
Will never have a girlfriend or friends and will always be a virgin. Glad I'm not obese or bald like the Broncos guy.
he was obviously talking about that fuckin bloke on the left you tards
not kyle flanagan
>feels the need to explain that
>calls others retarded
>it's a lara pitt in black tights and turtle neck espisode
good one dickhead
>he didn't deny it
should've went with the 'I was just pretending' defense tbqh
If only pretending to not be a virgin worked
SHE’S MY XERRI PIE
COOL DRINK OF WATER
SUCH A SWEET SURPRISE
TASTES SO GOOD
MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY
SWEET XERRI PIE
Thought the sky was some weird blue screen thing there for a second.
>9-12
Didn't realise I was watching poonion
>goylan
sing it Richo!
>it's cold
>I'm lonely
>I wish I wasn't in Woolongong right now
>my feet hurt
>that balding manlet keeps taking pictures of me
PUT FATFATA ON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A-any pics m8?
Xerri > Messi
>tfw didn't play Xerri
>tfw am NOT a supercoach
>didn't play xerri
fuck my life
>played Blowmax over Xerri
>You now remember Ben Hunts field goal
Cowbucks on prize money watch
>fatfata
>it's a camera man zooms in on a sad looking ben hunt stop in play
>Carpet burns on her knees
Not gonna crack 1300, embarrassing
>Bronson Xerri - 12
>St. George Illawarra Dragons - 9
>Cronulla Sharks - 4
The lady obviously slipped over you twat
got memed on by xerri lads, gonna lose by 20
What's Gallen's problem? Selfish roiding prick.
i miss tahlea's tight 14 yo butthole
Another big weekend with jamal, tyrone and two of their friends!
>yeah nah obviously like you said
Fuck me dead were dropping like flies this season. Would be surprised if we dont get the spoon at this rate.
get ready for the peem boyos
*team
>Lose the first 2 games with your retarded spine shuffle
>win the next four in a row after Widdop gets injured and stops the retardation
>get a 2 year contract extension
>lose the next 5 in a row
Its not like mcgregors ever been succesful at coaching either
>Haas is a mudslime
>old man morris
Blues announced lads
James Tedesco
Josh Addo-Carr
Latrell Mitchell
Josh Morris
Nick Cotric
Cody Walker
Nathan Cleary
David Klemmer
Damien Cook
Paul Vaughan
Tyson Frizell
Boyd Cordner
Jake Trbojevic
Cameron Murray
Jack Wighton
Payne Haas
Angus Crichton
>home stadium is win stadium
>lose
That pack will absolutely btfo QLD
>cody walker
Sick of this meme lads
What even is the point of Wighton
You now remember when James Roberts played first grade
>Nathan Memery
Just put my house on Queensland
nah
Merritt retired years ago m8
fittler loves meme players
Matto would have been the patrician choice over Wighton
Wait, is this her?
Where is QLD's winning team lads?
Yep. Wighton is garbage.
>dylan walker footage
>9 news showing footage of dylan walker while freddy talks about cody
Fucking journalists are hopeless cunts
wtf I just got a eyebrow fetish
just chalked up another sc win
bucket head man face looking bitch
a virgin just (you)ed me lads
Man I'd love to colonize that.
BOOTS
>he didn't deny it
No idea how the poofessor gets a gig on TV, not even slightly funny
Was lmao of at those jokes especially the refs laughing at that shit cunt lads
agree
>i have bad taste in women because im a desperate incel but y-you're a v-v-v-VIRGIN!!!!
Controversy Corner lads. Bunch of boomers arguing about bringing back the biff. Pure kinography.
It's probably Richo with his trip off SEETHING after I single handily made him deny the pedo accusations even though no one believed him.
Buzz names Crichton as the Rooster who got sprayed by Robinson in the sheds post-game. Had left it as a blind item in the Tele.
phewwwww weeeee bit smelly in here
Congrats on beating someone ranked 40k
Why not pick Xerri?
B I G B R A I N E D
Damn she's cute af despite the mild cerebral palsy. What's her name?
i've been beating most people in the league pretty comfortably. I beat this guy despite getting 3 points out of keary and 7 out of finucane.
But at the end of the day you're still a wog
>tfw league leader
that's nothing to be ashamed of malakka
You would love Emilia Clarke then
Who /gonnagetBTFOnextweek/ here?
/ourqueen/ desu
Actually lad /nrl/ are sworn bannermen to the one true king, Stannis.
NORMIES OUT
Thinking about moving to Australia. I have a double B.Sc. in Psychology and Neuroscience (Biology). Think I can land a job? My cousin's invited me to live with her until I'm on my feet.
we're full cunt
K..keep me posted
That sounds like an invitation to me mate!
I don't actually watch Got I just find her adorable
There are no jobs here. Most 20 somethings leave for Europe or the US once they graduate.
>I just find her adorable
Is it really that bad? Interesting. Which sectors do youth who stick around tend to get into?
Bus driving
Do we even have soilent in Australia
I find Reed Mahoney adorable
>he doesn't rate piss
>he thinks clearly should be in the peem
I bet Piss isn't even hurt. I bet he just gave Freddy an out.
>gets 3 points even though PonGOD played better
Yeah nah I don't think this semen slurping medal is for me
You won't last with that attitude.
>throw out bait in 10+ threads
>go make din dins
>come back and read all the replies while giggling
#just/nrl/things
Tag yourself
>Wallace
>Lodge
>Knight
Poor little white boys
Nothing good. Seriously. If it is in any way related to science or technology, you're better of elsewhere. The arts are dead as well. Basically white collar office drone work.
i thought that muwaki fotuwaki guy was decent
This. I am an office cuck.
Sorry thats reserved for based indians and based chinese. We're literally full.
>my unflattering image of vonnie not getting any replies
sad how the freshies have killed this poomunity
We've seen it already lad
At least (you) me with my own memes to make me feel good.
Parents' dog has already shit and pissed all over my carpet lads. Not fucking happy
Awwwwwww now I feel all warm and fuzzy. This is what feeling loved must feel like.
What kind of doggo is it, is it dunny trained yet?
Dogs get scared of new places etc, think of an appriopriate time and go outside onto grass if the dog pisses say good piss all happy. Thus training the dog.
cleary was considered "in form" last year but had no tries, no try assists, no line breaks and no line break assists in the entire series last year. wonder how bad he'll be this year
It's called nepotism
>brad fittler is nathan cleary's dad
>he doesn't know
Bit ironic that nepotism kept getting Piss in when he didn't deserve it and now that he finally does deserve it nepotism is keeping him out.
>the absolute state of fittler's state of origin team
Why is Reynolds in the list?
Um sweety, Piss was selected because he played for the poosters not because of his dad. Just like Poory was talked up as an origin shoe in this year.
i need answers
>the absolute state of origin
good post
bad post
The dog is 6-7 years old and has stayed at my house for a weekend before + other random visits. There's really no excuse.
Ruff Ruff just shit on this faggots carpet lads. Laughing the whole time he's cursing and cleaning it up. Life is fucking grand. Gonna do it tomorrow as well.
Just found out Chad Townshend does youtube vlogs
Poisoned my neighbour's pitbull with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfucker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle through the fence with a phone cable
He was an aggressive cunt, always barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofter neighbour learned the lesson, now he's got a fucking doberman.
Hey who gives a shit, another retarded dog, another poisoned sausage. This time I'm getting the dose right.
He actually typed alll that and thought it was funny lads
pitbulls arent allowed in australia dumb cunt
b(rap)ump
Would
Perth Blues
good morning dead poomunity
I had to clean up the dog's piss again so actually it wasn't a good morning.
hire an immigrant to do that
/afl/
/afl/
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B Y
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now this is based
Going bald lads
BASED
Good post
cringe
>Queensland coach Kevin Walters has declared war on NSW in an emotional call to arms after announcing his team for the State of Origin series opener.
FUCK THE BLUES
>ben hunt
can't help but worry lads
>Round 12 projection
>641
It'll be right, r-r-right guys
Ben Hunt is due for his redemption moment
>Ben Hunt in the middle
fuck sake, when will this meme end? happy they didn't pick milford, but hunt, fifita and ofaheguae are retarded picks
>qld down 12 - 16
>ben hunt runs onto a dce grubber from 5m out
>wins the game
>dead baby magically gets un-miscarried
Hunt should have been 7 desu
fuck it's windy
sorry lad, i just farted
my life in a rut lads
just like the dragons
tuning a maltese girl lads
Man, I love wog girls when they're young. But they will 100% get fat and hairy once they hit the wall at 25.
Bought some vinegar to try the vinegar+baking soda trick on the dog stains lads
I wonder if shes ever replied to one of my posts telling me to have sex
“Thanks for buying me a strawberry smoothie user!”
*smooches your cheek*
>strawberry
Sorry I can’t read Russian
>New Brisbane recruit James Segeyaro has landed himself in trouble after being caught drink driving.
>The hooker, who signed for the Broncos earlier this month, was caught on his way to buy a morning coffee.
Wait BroncGODs are hiring actual hookers now as part of their team?
why are the peels favourites this week? don't tell me the rabbits are resting cook etc...
none of the origin players play this week
how poothetic
Going easy 8/8 this week lads
who /Top2%/ here?
hate myself lads
>AN ARREST warrant has been issued against Ben Barba after he did not show up for his court case despite his appearance being required.
so do we know who the Peemsland captain is yet?
Bent Hunt
Reminds me how as a kid my dad would always say he couldn't drive me places on Sunday mornings because he got so pissed on Saturday night and the alcohol wasn't out of his system yet
HE'S ELITE
D
C
ELITE
That's a train, retard.
I wouldn't know as I am not a peasant that relies on public transport.
BTFO
>me on the bus.jpg
>heh, it's not really me xD
Are you seething, perhaps?
really?
>The Broncos recruit blew a blood alcohol level under 0.05 when pulled over by police but is on his P Plates and therefore cannot have a reading above zero.
>He is understood to have been driving to buy a coffee on Monday morning after drinking on Sunday night.
despise the nanny state
I'm the xxxx queensland maroons captain
The morning after dui is such bullshit. So many cunts get caught with it too.
it's under 0.05 as well, that's absolutely nothing
didn't think it was possible for a 28 year old to be on his p plates lol
if you get done for anything on the road you deserve it
not hard to be responsible for yourself
There is no personal responsibility when you live in a nanny state that's how nanny states get started.
sorry I don't own a breathalyser at home, how do you even know whether you've processed all the alcohol from the night before
0.05 isn't even two beers under normal circumstances
wasn't there such a question in the test for the learners?
easy solution is to start drinking at night, keep going into the morning and then don't drive until the day after
I think the learners test says 'everyone processes alcohol differently and if in doubt just don't drive lol"
how's he supposed to get his morning coffee then? hmm?
OR just get some Nescafe chuck some boiling water in it and boom morning coffee
don't even have one demerit point
based me
>somebody aware that demerits are points you accumulate rather than points that you lose
I'm impressed lad
>instant coffee
Segeyaro clearly has a more sophisticated palate than you I’m afraid
what
If you ever watch the cop reality shows there's hundreds of 40+ year old tradies who are still on learners and shit but drive illegally without plates. Explains why everyone who drives a ute is a fucking terrible driver.
me
sick of being an officecuck wagie lads
seggy should just use his coffee making skills at home
Being a tradecuck means you could lose your job when the housing market crashes though, have to be a minecuck then and who would want that
Literally how do those saddos exist, especially when they’re tradies, what have they done for most of their lives? have mummy drive them and their kids around?
They just drive unlicensed and don't give a shit until they kill someone or get arrested.
P plates are sometimes Probationary licenses, not Provisional. He probably has a shit traffic history and got put on a probationary licence.
If you interact with low iq tradies and lebbo types its not uncommon for them to drive unlicensed or when suspended, they just risk it
Any of you lads play chess? I'm pretty shit but i have a good time with it.
I'm writing a sitcom right now about two male incels who hate women, minorities, gays and try to live their day to day lives in this wacky society.
>he can't function without meme coffee in the morning because every other NPC needs coffee.exe
ah right makes sense
I meant why don't they just get a full license, but if they're losing it due to traffic offences I get it
I have a nesquik in the morning.
If the housing market crashes so will the whole country, including your wageslave office job
need an edit with seggy
Sounds like me. Can I audition for the lead? Or just cast Richo and Danny and have the /nrl/ family in various, hilarious recurring roles.
but richo likes minors
anyone remember my idea for an eddie murphy style movie about folau where the rock plays every character? or did I post that in /rug/
Everyone likes minors, as long as they are post-pubescent. Nothing compares to 14 year old pussy and their massive tits that are firm with no sag.
seek help josh
t. numale cuck
There is cricket on lads. We're playing sri lanka in a warmup game
>cucket
Yikes
>we
Cringe
>Yikes
Cringe
>Cringe
Yikes
Kill yourself wog
>that run out attempt by Carey
what the FUCK
literally depressed lads
Did Moby really have sex with Natalie Portman?
What is a warm up? and why am I watching cricket now?
>that episode where Danny and Richo follow Roosterman and Dragonwoman to the footy
>that episode where Danny and Richo have a fight so Danny spends the episode living with Nightshit before coming back
>that episode where Danny and Richo invite Milky and N over to watch Knights v Broncos
>that episode where Danny and Richo fight over who the ultimate spooner is
>that episode where Danny and Richo rent their 3rd room out to a girl named Nicole and awkwardly and covertly battle for her affections
>that episode where a single mother with 4 mixed kids under 6 moves in next door
lol
Allana, doin it for the Shire!
Basically friendly matches before the world cup starts later in the week.
We're going to win back to back world cups so you should keep tuning into Australia games with us.
DCELITE
what a phat ass
>>that episode where Danny and Richo have a fight so Danny spends the episode living with Nightshit before coming back
remember the ep where nightshift's wife tries to seduce Danny to make nightshit jealous?
Was that the one with a Jamal cameo at the dog park?
>>that episode where Danny and Richo fight over who the ultimate spooner is
That already happened last year.
Cast the /nrl/ sitcom.
Kgo
How about we don't.
Richo
do NOT show this to /afl/
Me
As a virgin that's a yes but I don't think my penis would reach
skip the pillow, it'll even out
Based Allana Ferguson
good morning
>one post about dui
>thread comes to life
based alcoholic low IQ stereotypical nrl fans
Ya
ruan looking sexy as fuck
“Under a Coalition government Matt Dufty will be added to the St. George starting lineup to reduce unemployment and stimulate the local economy. Bill Shorten wants him in reserve grade and will raise ticket prices on games at Kogarah. Lets get the ball moving Australia and score a try on jobs.”
Authorised S. Morrison for the Liberal Party Australia
wut
>tfw humour too sophisticated for the tradie audience
*NEET
Nicole what would it take for you to take me back?
Get a bigger dick
Its gotten bigger just thinking about you acknowledging my existence sweetcheeks
BRAP
>he hasn't seen last season's finale of Richo & Danny when Nicole found love with a mystery member or the /nrl/ family.
How did you not see it m8? She said she finally found someone who deserves her and jumps into a taxi. They're not even telling us who yet. It was a massive cliffhanger.
>majority of people are tipping rabbitohs
the worst thing about being in a tipping comp with such morons is how shit i am doing...
It's better to be a moron than lucky it seems.
for me its sucking my own dick
fucking hate myself lads
I tried once but hurt my back. I heard it more like sucking a dick than feeling like you're getting your dick sucked, which just makes it more tempting lets be honest.
it feels like getting your dick sucked by someone that actually loves sucking dick
Looks like /gayfl/ dropped in for a visit lads
Shall be fielding a healthy and elite 6 players this round.
Last of QLD
NSW
Q L D E R
nsw will win