How can someone be so blessed?

how can someone be so blessed?

>most handsome english player
>has the coolest name
>plays for the greatest pl team and national team

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Oxlade-Chamberlain is cooler

is he considered white in brazil. he's lighter than neymar who is

>gets injured and is out for a year

Nope, they have the same complexion, plus Neymar nose is thin and his eyes are light.
Both are not white in Brasil tho

>waits too long to release ball
>stalls play
>misreads teammate's run
...
>scores header
>smiles at camera
>value goes up by 5m

What kinds of social bonuses do you get in braxil for being white?

>loftus-cheek
>alexander-arnold
>oxlade-chamberlain

is this a trend in uk?

Morgan Gibbs-White
Cameron Borthwick-Jackson
Kyle Walker-Peters
Ainsley Maitland-Niles
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Callum Hudson-Odoi
Malakai Hinckson-Mars
Trent Alexander-Arnold
Tashan Oakley-Boothe
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
Rushian Hepburn-Murphy
Shaun Wright-Phillips
Bradley Wright-Phillips
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Ruben Loftus-Cheek
Nathaniel Mendez-Laing
Isaac Buckley-Ricketts
Benny Ashley-Seal
Courtney Baker-Richardson
Ashley Smith-Brown
Miles Welch-Hayes
Paris Cowan-Hall
Tareiq Holmes-Dennis
Nathaniel Knight-Percival
Ethan Ebanks-Landell
Troy Archibald-Henville
Jake Clarke-Salter
Corey Blackett-Taylor
Josh Dacres-Cogley
Viv Solomon-Otabor
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake
Reice Charles-Cook
Jonson Clarke-Harris
Devon Kelly-Evans
Dion Kelly-Evans
Karlan Ahearne-Grant

He releases the ball fine. He just can't get a good run due to injury

Police won't harass you, people will treat you better, you'll have an easier time getting girls (if you're 5/10 or above) etc..

Sounds fun. Is this the case in all of latin america ? I'm thinking if fucking around somewhere for a year, bundaland looks nice and is supposed to be kinda cheap. I just dislike iberian languages but fat ass is good motivation.

>Ruben Two-Fathers
>Alexander Dominant-Mother
>Trent Cuck-Pop
>Callum DadLeft-GotNewDad

yes, it's the case for all latin america

How do I make sure I do not get killed by guys with machetes because I made their sister scream papi too hard?

For me it's Duje Ćaleta-Car.

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don't wear expensive clothes in public. watch your belongings. if a situation looks sketchy, trust your gut and gtfo. robbers target white europeans because they are so clueless and think the are still in europe.

>english

For me, it's Mohammed N'bongo-Smith

don't flatter yourself now

Buy trying to look like a white latino probably won't work much for me. I sweat too much anyway, will probably just go to Tasmania/NZ
All latinas I've met here in Europe are like 160cm max, so I'm fairly confident about that ;)

Is that a police report of suspects in a bicycle robbery?

gay couples name their kids like that