>6 feet tall >needs more than 2 months to make 265 DC needs to have a talk with this nigga. Literally no excuse for being this much of a fat fuck slob when you train in the world's best gym. Shit, DC's fat ass made 205 at AKA and this nigga cant even make HW?? I don't care if he's 4-1, he deserves to get cut
HW division is the fat fuck punchers chance division, it has the biggest bell curve of talent. You cant be this much of a piece of shit at the smaller divisions
Austin Campbell
not bad but she's a dyke so theres your problem you've literally got to be trolling
Jace Clark
which fat nigger is this one again? i get mixed up between Justin Willis, Walt Harris and Rashad Coulter is this Big Titty?
Looks like Oudekerksplein to me. Actually a lot of African and Latina girls in that area usually. Could be wrong about the area, though, the picture’s a bit hard to tell.
Might also be Sint Annendwarsstraat near the Oud Kerk where the Belle statue is. Maybe somewhere in De Pijp or De Singel, though most tourists don’t know about the RLDs in those areas (plus the girls in De Wallen are generally much hotter).
Would you throw away a valuable load by shooting it into the trash compactor that is a female fighter's vagina? Keep in mind, if a clump of cells miraculously forms in her once barren womb it would fall victim to a brutal heeming, developing CTE before a brain can even form. The Schaubunculus would suffer until the inevitable flushing.
>gets heemed in 1 minute >talk a ton of shit about how the whole fight was bullshit >get a response, cry sure, it's definitely pitbull that's the cunt here. I bet you think the same thing about Cejudo.
James Thomas
I've always said the Pitbull brothers are cunts. Not just this.
Ian Perry
The Oud Kerk is the old church, m8. Oudekerksplein is the little street around the back of the church. Not sure how I’m being a hipster.
Cooper Campbell
Urijah = Poorijah
Ayden Thomas
he got out, he's been slapping little Nicholas for like 12 minutes now
whatever floats your boat, just get her pregnant so they don't grow the division
Ryan Butler
Ah, ok. Wasn’t sure. Don’t think I’ve ever visited a girl in that area, seems like it’s mostly fat black chicks and latinas. Most of my regulars are in the old Sexyland area. Have one girl on Stoofsteeg who I see a lot. Mostly avoid the main canal since most of the girls there seem to be rip off artists. Had a girl in Singel I’d see a lot, but she stopped working last year.
Jaxon White
Stop talking about American things and lets all watch the best sport ever made.
I didn't even know daniel cormier had his own podcast too
Hunter Gonzalez
>Michelle Waterson's buttcrack deleted for off-topic >hooker discussion going strong I'm officially Team Spammy
Eli Parker
>no UFC >working Sunday
Heem me.
Adrian Lewis
Have sex
Aaron Anderson
Literally everyone has a podcast these days and the only ones I listen to are MMA predictions type podcasts like the MMA Vivisection because I'm a degenerate gambler. I'll occasionally watch the MMA Beat and Monday Morning Analyst but that's mostly it.
By the way, Zane and Connor absolutely suck at predicting most fights as does most of the bloody elbow staff but I enjoy their banter. I don't think I've ever won money based on their predictions.
Are there any MMA podcasts by fighters that are actually good? I like Bisping and Chael. Schaub's food truck diaries are actually surprisingly good but his 'Below the Belt' is really amateurish. He can't pronounce fighters names and it sounds like he only watches main and co main events. He also spends the first 45 minutes talking about what he ate for lunch etc.
I remember when jannies argued that Yang can be posted because he is tangentially related to mma. I think Michelle Waterson's buttcrack is directly related to mma.
It messes with my Sunday routine. Usually I spend all day vaguely hungover eating junk food and catching up with last night's fights then I go read /heem/ and MMA twitter's reaction to the previous night's heems. Now I have nothing to watch tomorrow apart from maybe pro wrestling if I can be bothered.
Whoever said that podcasts are the new t-shirts hit the nail on the head
Juan Gray
This Asian is so starved for attention. Ever time I see a video of her it's always her doing some stupid ass shit. WMMA is full of shitty half assed fighters who are more interested in being on camera than training and fighting. No wonder so many people still think it's a joke after all these years.
Angel Adams
this
William Young
I would pay her for sex 2bqhfam.
Lincoln Smith
Pro wrestling is for degenerates teabag
Jonathan Butler
Thanks for the rec. I must be a massive cazzie cause I've never heard of it or of Jack Slack. I've vaguely heard the name Jack Slack, but that's it.
James Thomas
An image like this, clearly memeing on the regularly shared /heem/ image should also be considered on topic.
I used to listen to CME regularly but its been years. I dont even know if they still do it.
Owen Reed
SEETHING
Matthew Thomas
I enjoy Chaels but he just has so many sponsor plugs and ads that it feels like there is very little substance. I find myself missing Joel's antics on it at times as well.
Thomas Cook
virgins are allowed to speak, too, user. The world doesn't revolve around your trysts
Chase Smith
Cowboy doesnt watch tape but thinks Tony is not an elite striker because he saw the Lando fight he's getting smoked
Never said they weren’t. Just said you’re awfully mad about someone else having sex.
Ethan Powell
Sitting in a bubble bath with an Italian beer, thinking about heem it's a lavender bubble bath, too
Cooper Cook
I think he's gonna get tapped. I really want Cowboy to win but I think Tony's weird ass style and ground game are going to be too much for him. My guess is Cowboy cracks him early and drops Tony and rushes in but Tony is able to pull guard before the fight gets stopped and just dominates him from the ground and ends up with a first round submission.
Jason Turner
Cowboy will knock Tony out
Jacob Sullivan
Your narcissism is showing, I don't want you banned, I just don't think he should have been banned.
James Robinson
When tigers teachers ask what his dad does you think he would say comedian, podcasts, maybe even former fighter but the truth is he tells them his dad beasts straight up
Oliver Price
I'm rooting for Ferguson just to see his post-fight speech and see how he's recovered mentally from having a chip placed in his leg. Also, I want to see someone finally beat that subhuman Khabib and I feel like Tony has a better chance than cowboy.
I actually can't wait for UFC 238. Only shit fight is Valentina vs Eye. Even the prelims are great. A little bit pissed that my girl JoJo is the opening bout on the fight pass prelims. She should be higher.
I don't like baths because my cock and balls try to float. How do you overcome this discomfort?
Asher Mitchell
You're pretty much me sans bubble bath. I'm unironically drinking Birra Moretti whilst contemplating future heems. Birra Moretti is kind of shit but it goes down easy and gets me drunk so fuck it. Saturday night without a card to talk about has got me bored as fuck.
Cowboy always gets dropped by right cross and hates pressure Fergs on another level, while Cowpat is drinking beers and talking down to everyone around him, Ferguson is training and training and training. If any of you have any idea about acl injuries you'd know it's near impossible to come back to any sport (even amateur) and perform in that time frame. Ferg first round ko in under a minute with a shit scared cowboy looking confused as he drops to the canvas
My aunt would look like Holly if she was blond and midway thru transitioning to becoming a guy.
Gavin Ortiz
Over the last few days I've been called Derek, notepad and now airplane. One thing I can tell you, I'm done with these faggot jannies.
Jack Roberts
No one called you derek i know derek when i see him posting
Gavin Wright
I couldn't imagine myself going through all that training and punishment for such shit fucking money. I'd feel like I was being raped by Dana.
Honestly wouldn't fight unless I was being paid CM Punk money at the very least.
Connor Murphy
Ok
Ryder Watson
does anyone have the picture of tiny Conor fighting Nate?
Alexander Bell
Draft Kings YouTube does MMA predictions and are imo probably the best in terms of realistic outcomes and bets. Also they have much better production quality.
Alexander Young
What the fuck did khabib ever do to you? Is it just an insecurity about Muslims or do you hate fighters that can tactically wrestle fuck people into unsinkable scenarios? If that is the case why arent you mad at GSP for doing that for most of his career as well as holding up 2 separate divisions on 2 separate occasions because he was in retirement limbo.
Christian Sanchez
Reminder that Gustafsson beat Jones in the first fight The score's 1-1
Lincoln Carter
He's literally a neanderthal subhuman. Great fighter though. I'll give you that. I enjoy watching him fight. But he should be fighting bears, not humans.
Easton Gomez
I often imagine myself grappling Ostovich Maybe sneaking a sniff of her armpits haha
Have you ever listened to Best Fight Picks? Their show is called 'Half the Battle.' even though their youtube channel is just called 'Best Fight Picks.' I don't know who is behind it. Sounds like 2 random black dudes but they occasionally have low to mid tier professional MMA fighter guests such as Chas Skelly.
They're really good at predicting fights and kind of going against the prevailing wisdom. They totally nailed the last card. Most ppl were predicting Lee cause RDA traditionally doesn't fare well against strong powerful wrestlers. These guys totally called that Kevin Lee is a bum with not that impressive a record and wouldn't be able to keep up against RDA. Also they totally called that Shoeface is overrated and would start to crumble against Heinisch and that Megan Anderson has Millender-tier grappling and ground game and is probably overhyped. Also predicted Do Bronx Oliveira to starch Lentz.
Sebastian Nguyen
Shut up leaf. Remember my prediction when the fight comes around.
Zachary Brooks
I will. I will literally pull this shit back up to laugh at you. Tony ain't submitting Cerrone.
This but in my inflatable Coleman jacuzzi after a piss poor workout.
David Allen
Hey guys, just got back from the future, watched ufc 238. I could have used this information for my own personal financial gain, but instead I've decided to give back to you, the community. Here are the results from last ni- I mean next week.
Cejudo def Moraes via wrestlefuck UD (50-45x2, 49-46) Shevchenko def Eye via R1 Submission (RNC) Ferguson def Cerrone via R2 Submission (Tap to punches) Rivera def Yan via UD (29-28x3) Ivanov def Tuivasa via SD (29-28x2, 28-29)
Ferg wins the whole first round but gets head kicked and dropped with 20 seconds to go. In the second, Ferg hurts Cerrone to the body with a kick, takes him down, and blasts body shots from mount until Donnie has had enough. Cejudo and Shevchenko make it look easy. Ivanov and Tuivasa have the sloppiest, shittiest fight of the card, both are gassed by the second. No real surprises this week, unless you're on the Yan train.
>"Anthony Smith just got a title shot, he couldn’t Smif a top 10 at middleweight" - some guy who just could not get the better of a one eyed spitting Englishman
do you have the heems of corey anderson vs manuwa, and osp? he fell the same way both times
Bentley Anderson
Make sure to use you Kevin Lee stream to cut that Brendan shhaub in half it ends up being too Kevin Gastelum to fit down the Darren Till. A really big Schaub could really Tony Ferguson the pipes and force your Bellator to back up and make a mess of your bathroom.
Now THIS is high quality MMA discussion. No wonder everyone here hates r/mma. Compared to this level of knowledge and discourse, what could really be any better?
His hand just accidentally brushed his wife's face while he was riding his motorcycle drunk with no helmet and his son in his other arm
Cut the guy some slack
Aiden Cooper
Can you fight the Shaolin Monks? As in, go to their temples and challenge one of their guys? I want to go see what these niggas got but I don't want to waste my time if they're going to duck me
7am sunday here there's lots of people and cars all around the shop, i wouldn't be able to live in a area like that since i'm so accostumed to it, and where i live isn't even that much densely populated
i only remember this guy getting cucked in his own country by fucking Louis Smolka of all people, why is he so famous here?
Jayden Gonzalez
Shaw is black, Daniel Levi (the main guy) is not. They live in Atlanta and Dan levi does commentary for local shows down there. Been listening to them for a while, probably my favorite betting podcast
Luke Hernandez
its ireland
Charles Carter
Why do they never hammerfist or elbow the toes in those situations? It's really easy to shatter them.
What happened here? Was expecting some white cuck shit desu but was pleasantly suprised. Not quite sure what the negro did though to deserve the heeming
no strikes in jiu jitsu, but yea people should attack the top of the foot more often
Logan Myers
Colby "Chaos" Covington
Landon Fisher
Asian pussy fucking stinks like fish. Literally fish people.
Jason Howard
I never get why it's so expensive. It's not like good jerky is impossible or ever hard to make. They just found the one thing that most people can't be assed to make themselves and sell it at a outrageous price in small bags?
Jordan Brown
Cuckald "Cansoy" Pepperoni
Julian Taylor
>who am I forgetting? JDS first runs into cage support, then KO'd
Liam Bell
>2/4 nigerian fighters are champions >soon to be 3/4 (sodiq yusuff) based naija boys, we comfy
Jackson Collins
>Naija fighters are 18-1 in the UFC it's our sport now
born in Nigeria raised there til he was 8 if i moved to Japan from Canada at 8 years old, would i suddenly become "Japanese"? your boy getting folded by Izzy soon stay mad
its for sure much more enjoyable being able to understand the techniques or maybe get new ideas from a fight
I doubt that most of the lazy pos in this general train though
Mason Sanchez
Thats from his wiki and is in no way factual. Askren calls him Marty because both he and Marty know thats his real name. Askren is a (cheeky) gentleman and Marty and many others would call him out for racism if he said it for any other reason given current day and age. They know it. You know it.
William Hernandez
AssKrack got exposed by flushed Lawler and exposed as a wrestler by Burroughs Kamarudeen will show him da wey
>immigrate to America >infinitely better life and opportunities >become huge success >still cling to the shit hole you ran away from ?
Evan Ward
First of all, you're a CTE baby. Second of all, I would never lay down your life for anything short of a champion. Third of all, Joanna couldn't rape herself out of a cardboard bag, let alone my rear naked overhand right.
Julian Brooks
do you know the history of west virginia
race has no leadership, but money kinda does
what is being american? most Americans clamor for something cultural that defines them but have nothing, it's why they can be lied to so easily
Donald Bradman was part Italian brainlet. Multiculturalism is the biggest boost to a sporting nation possible - just think, could France have won the soccer world cup without a diverse team? Inconceivable. Racism has no place on heem.
Isaiah Thompson
>not having too many life long injuries to train
Kayden Wright
>not triangle choking women while they giving bj
Zachary Roberts
>buddy just texted me >Schaub tickets are 25 bucks backstage we get to meet him >He's buying them off of another friend who can't go >I have absolutely no idea what to do when I meet him I don't think I'll be able to take him seriously >Hope a "for sure dawg you're right but also you're wrong" doesn't slip out >Hope a "wun hunerd percent b" doesn't come out either >The worst part is that I'll probably have to pretend that his comedy was good >Because fersure 100% I don't believe that it is
>In a letter to one of his accusers, the young man deeply apologized.
>"[It] is difficult to make friends for me. I wasn't try to do anything wrong, I was just trying to have a new friend in campus," wrote Knight. "I am a good guy, I feel very lonely and depressed and I am having hard time, so please forgive me."
>"I know I am different, but I am a good guy, and very respectful sometimes is hard to get to know me. You can ask the people that know me and they will tell you I am a good guy. I am so sorry," he concluded.
Lads he was /ourGuy/. You might not have noticed it but with all the shitty prelim fights we get, it was good to have someone who would entertain us by giving us constant laughter for 15 minutes.
Uh... this ain’t good bros... Cutting superstars like Elias off one loss? What’s next? Romero? Conor? Just because they’re all absolute LOSERS doesn’t mean they should lose their jobs
>Willis >Now Elias Based UFC cutting boring point fighting shitters. You're next, Toilet Till.
Colton Jenkins
lmao
Jayden Morales
The Heavyweight division needs to be split up into Crusierweight (225) and Heavyweight(265) just to keep the fat asses in their own league.
Or even better, trash USADA and all of our nonsensical drug testing agencies, and legalize PEDs, and then have a laugh at these fat body motherfucker get wrecked by 285 Smashing Machines
Ah yes, Cowgirl calzone is known for excelling under pressure.
Tony is going to beat him on the feet and sub him in the 3rd. The guy has the most ridiculous gas tank and ability to recover when hurt, and that was before he thought that he was the father of Jesus.
Jace Wright
Globo is also reporting other fighters have been cut
Dominic Baker
I can’t wait for you retards to pretend cerone was never good and was always hyped and was a can when he quits in the second round.
Cameron Ross
cowboy is good but this is like the 5th time in his career that hes gone on a streak against lower level fighters only to get obliterated by an elite
Lucas Wilson
>one of the weakest weight classes needs to be diluted even further
oh one hundy persent
Matthew Howard
tell him the best streams are under the heem tab on Yea Forums
Jose Gutierrez
BUT HE'S A DAD he's beaten 3 cans so now he's elite.
Anyone who lost to 3 piece and the Toilet is gonna crumble worse than Gus vs black Americans.
Cooper Rogers
Maybe the UFC is playing hardball with people who won't take fights.
They've got more cards than ever, and they're utterly struggling to fill them.
Isaiah Flores
Where does this "Cowboy crumbles under pressure" meme come from. Masvidal, Till, and RDA were able to knock him out because they had better boxing than him, it's that simple. They rocked him early and had him stumbling backwards until they were able to crack his chin. All the fighters with mediocre boxing that tried to pressure him got lit up with knees/kicks to the body (see Lawler and Hernandez). Tony has pillowfists and isn't really even that much of a pressure fighter. He relies more on pace, where he tries to gas his opponent out over the course of the fight, which is completely different from a volume striker like Max. That works against bums with shit gastanks like Barboza, but it won't be effective in a three rounder with Cowboy. Tony will get fucked hard. All there is that's left to debate is whether Cowboy will delete his chin or his knee.
>muh MMAth For sure Cowboy would g-g-g-gadooosh Masvidal if you think about it my bee after all he did beat Iaquinta who beat Masvidal numbers don't lie homeboy
>With no money to buy his own bull, Oliveira stayed there for a year, but the only job he could find was as a janitor. Ahem. >can't even afford a bull for your wife to cuck you with >become a janny
I work with so many of these cans, they all have the same boring and passive aggressive personality, they have toys on their desks like children, space ships and ghost busters crap, stuff that I stopped playing with when I was about 5.
Would love to heem them, smug little pricks don't even say hi to me.
James Nguyen
I swear Ive seen the one on the left in a gif before
Nope just me, Coral Springs Florida, I love mixed martial arts. Who's your pick for WMMA fighter of the year without irony?
Lincoln Brown
Im thinking he will film himself murdering Dana White and the Fertita brothers and then eating their hearts
Gavin Butler
I can't get enough of this Boston baseball:
Noah Lee
Lose weight gain employment
Nolan Cooper
Elias = Luka Magnotta
Luis Bailey
sup
Jace Brooks
I hope you voted for EKRE blud
Lucas Sanders
Me
Andrew Morales
Thoughts on hanging out on /heem/ at 9:30 at night on a Sunday after voting for (((EKRE)))?
Ethan Howard
I get the sentiment but they are all actually retarded so no.
David Lopez
Thoughts on being obese, unemployed and living in a brick house?
Mason Jackson
>expecting some scarf wearing thick framed glasses wearing douche canoe in tallinn to vote EKRE
Jack Butler
Spammy are you going to save r/mmastreams?
Parker Gutierrez
I'm getting heart palpitations every other minute. My brain hurts every time I take a big breath. There's a constant sharp pain in my kidneys. I get light-headed and see spots every time I stand up. I'm afraid I'll not be able to spam this general for much longer. I'm going to need someone else to spam this general. I'm going to have to leave /heem/ in the hands of Derek and Lukas soon. I just want all of you to know that I did it not oit of spite, but out of love for my brethren. I know you don't understand it now, but you will eventually. Goodbye /heem/.
Easton Gray
tallin = basedboy central
Jace Campbell
All time greatest realworld elbow heeming, if you disagree provide video of your favourite
just join the /heem/ BBS. we've got tons of content in our FTP library
Jose Anderson
To be fair, she's American, and our version of English is more archaic than the Uk's, and closer to original meaning, meanwhile, the Uk has been playing silly walk games with words for a while now, and she also didn't understand that the Uk has also been letting activist judges run amuck of the law for 300 years now, whereas its a relatively new thing to be popularly accepted in America
John Sanders
Oh for sure he was clutching at his body even though his hands literally never left his head p-p-peach of a fight IQ my man
Brandon Green
how do you say "based and redpilled" in german? sorry i only speak dog shit english. i don't speak a word of russian or estonian.
thoughts on working nights doing cyber security for defence contractors? no trolling,.
Ethan Gonzalez
I can't deflect thin air my guy
Jace Reed
It's because USADA was about to givehim an exemption for smoking weed. If hegets it, every other fighter will want it too, and IMG/Dana don't want the UFC to have the imagine of being filled with pot smoking retards.
Jack Foster
absolutely SEETHEpilled
Charles Lee
Working nights will suck but the pay is probably good, and if you can get into the defence industry, do it.
That’s because it gravitates around you apparently
Owen Martinez
BASADO
Camden Wood
Satisfactory
Liam Rodriguez
The Mexican isn't getting the next thread. Rest assured. We've got more proxies than he's got pesos.
John King
Elias is a journeyman. Go watch gay scat porn if you want art, nerd
Asher Hernandez
How long it will be or how big the ufc will need to get before before the US govt starts seriously getting involved in enforcing competitive fairness like they do in traditional sports?
So are over half the fighters in the organization. You can have competitive integrity or you can have the freedom to pick and choose who fights. You cant have both.
Justin Myers
Lukas of Potsdam has the new thread.
William Jackson
I’ll believe it when it is posted several times and the word NEW is underneath it
Oliver Robinson
Report this for NSFW:
Luis Barnes
General thoughts on larping either as german or estonian? be honest here guys lmfao
Aiden Flores
>so are over half the fighters And almost none are as boring shit as him, why do you think he’s entitled to a UFC contract simply because he isn’t total dogshit?
>competitive integrity Lol im sure the middleweight division is in SHAMBLES now that some journeyman is gone
Carter Reed
go away
Hudson Ross
...
Oliver Taylor
New thread:
Cameron Miller
Real thread is here
Jonathan Hall
Don’t een worry bout it bee, Elias Theodorou will be a drawl forshuuure in Smellafart
Aiden Cooper
Ignore spammer threads
Gavin Thompson
>air >gravitates might want to rethink that one chief
