/hoc/

Will I ever get laid?

Rolling for Emeralds

well shit

>7
so? i don't remember what was the answer

It was "It doesn't look so good."

It doesn't look good

>pic deleted
lmao. sorry. you will never know

youtube.com/watch?v=AV4smtJrIOM

Oh, and also, hockey.

What?

>naming yourself after a whatever river fish

why??? who is deciding this anyways?

Just got back from da gym
Feeling BIG

Seattle cum slurpers

>leaf
>music note
>what ever a wild is
>draws the line at a fish

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Remember when Pizza Hut used to have X-Men comics? The most based time to be alive.

>literally cardboard pizza
>based
YOLKS

Why are mods such faggots

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Remember when McDonalds had pizza

Are they only faggots if you do 99 push ups now?

does the bar count?

Gretzky dubs means they are totally faggots

I do. Also the free pan pizza when you read books. Fantastic time to be alive tbqh.

Seems a bit too lacrosse. New West Salmonbellies might need to get some pay.

It's coming home

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Boston didn’t invent hockey you mong

shut the fuck up

Die you fucking son of a bitch fucking die!

pedomod seething

youtube.com/watch?v=Xw-m4jEY-Ns

Fir me its the hazers
youtube.com/watch?v=PYxShwGKy30

For me, it is this move lads.

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The embarrass them by trying to pants them move?
If only he pulled it off

>2019/20 pacific rankings
1. knights
2. lmao whocares

Finland winning was a win for TOLERANCE

youtube.com/watch?v=DKqfedkp_tM

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thinking about helsinki city boys

what’s it like to kiss a man?

Ask your dad.

starting to think Finland is too powerful lads

It's the most beautiful thing in the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=p_QpgaVLf2U

imagine if our dads kissed

For me, it's laughing at the >O'rags

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman.

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youtube.com/watch?v=02vDkMEdIkY

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Mfw 11 years old and dancing to this on a school disco with girls and pals. Golden memories

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Nice win for Finland today. However...

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My dad's dead.

>Boston's almost had 2 WHOLE WEEKS off
They're gonna shit the bed in game 1

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>you will never attend a finnish school dance

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>Boston on the left
>Blues on the right
whoever made this graphic is retarded

my scatcore brother

youtube.com/watch?v=EskQKOQJYTE

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I for one was too autist to dance in the parties. I got good grades for forced dance classes though.

Lads we are getting a battle of Alberta next years playoffs

What that has to do with anything

it was made from the pov of canada looking south so it's accurate there

had a real massive Battle of Albertas earlier today after some coffee, it took a few flushes.

It means everything

Mfw bought shit ton of candy and soda and had a proper sugarpärinä

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At the pool lads

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On a school dance when I was a kid I mean

hello Satan. any poolside qts there?

I’ll have a candy party with you user

Can we listen to old disco hits from the early 2000's at our party fren

Nah just me and my gf was some pretty sexy ~30 yo mom with her kids when we got here though

>mfw Huawei has just been banned

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Absolutely maybe some Sum 41 too

>any qts?
>nah just me and my gf

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holy fuck this is based
this is an actual sport??

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If you want it to be

Thinking about restarting the Pesäpallo General lads

Go green ducks

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Source? I tried googling it, but all I get are opinion pieces from chinese-owned media about how we should embrace huawei.

Green ducks suck my ass. Hazers will haze ya m8

reminder they apologized to us

*ahem* my trips

youtube.com/watch?v=RK-qwn_qTtI

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Mean nothing to the marble autist

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>autist
>ignoring numbers
M8

duck the green fucks

>numbers being more than just numbers
His autism wont let him believe in the power of trips

Maze competition
youtube.com/watch?v=el0zUlwklxI

I think we can all agree that the >o'rags and savage speeders are trash

In many ways the canes won the series vs Boston

Quacks in your direction with a corkscrew rape penis

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>isnt green

I thought the battle of alberta was when you forget to flush and come back later and try to liquify the shit with your piss.

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if only nhl scoring was reliant on having barely any fans and embarassing gay pageants after regular season wins, relocanes would be cup champs

Much better. green ducks still blow my hole

>getting this worked up over a celly
*out*

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>celebrating a goal
based
>celebrating a win with faggy pantomimes
cringe

So you must abhor the stick salute then

Nice quads

How are the Oceanics choking this much? Isn't this their home turf?

The battle of Alberta is when your browsing /hoc/ on your bed buck naked and feel like you have to fart but then shart a stream of Diahrrea all over your bed sheets.

Yea, they must be the bolts of the marble world

Its like kissing a woman (if the guy doesnt have a beard)

youtube.com/watch?v=uo7gz-Mekic

even the marble universe is not very nice to these guys

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>posting youtube links

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I was the knight in shining armor in your movie.
Would put your lips on mine and love the aftertaste
Now I'm a ghost I call your name you look right through me
You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate
youtu.be/bKp2RyeZWy8

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more like all time blows lmao

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.

>this post brought you by huawei

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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youtu.be/T_HEEWqz9Ac

One holy catholic and apostolic church
One baptism for the forgiveness of sins

Two big ribeyes lads

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you're trolling us at this point

You've been grilling the same steaks and corn for like a week now

Lads why won’t he clean the goddamn grill?

jesus christ man, clean your grill

I'm sort of sad Tippett is gone, he was a nice PR guy. But if that's what it takes to not have Holland as the GM for Seattle, then I'm fine with it desu.

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Xheattle Dickgirls

Based and jealous desu

Flying to Helsinki tonight. Should be there just in time to start heeming Finns before puck drop

>he scrapes the grill

Reddit

I find grilling almost as fucking epic as my facial hair

I heard breathing was reddit

>injunpeg already passed it's yearly record for homicides
holy shit i would hate to live around natives

cheap rent i guess

Hand rolls are the besr

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DUDE

>filthy bong
>filthy apartment
>filthy floor
>filthy grill
>filthy patio
>filthy truck
what a fucking faggot

I love to make you seethe literally makes me feel like Greek god who makes everyone worship them

you're the one living in your own filth because you're a fat lazy fuck and you think i'm seething? it's more disgust, you fat lazy slob

Whoever set this schedule up is retarded
It feels like the season is already over

Still you seethe at the success I lead in my life
Hahaha I must tell you that I am above you in all ways

yeah nothing says success like being a fat fuck smoking weed all day in your dads house

blaze that shit up nigga
blaze that shit up

>all this arguing
/hoc/ is a religion of peace.

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>all day
I don’t post here on the weekdays cause I work

Pld can do it all
twitter.com/hc_men/status/1132351194263826433?s=21

/hoc/ encourages violence

Not even close

imagine thinking emrick is a better pbp than miller

YOLKS this is go To be much worse once off-season comes around, hoc will be deader than a door knob

why is there no hockey?

because Gary said so

HOLY FUCKING KEK
>SHORKS

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post butt, I want to see what me and my boys will be pounding tomorrow

>implying >we want him to stay.

COPE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAYAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

you don't have a choice anyway, shorks are heading into a cap crunch

I hope he signs in vancouver next

Isn’t it strange that we haven’t had any news on the panarin/bob front? Could it be that jarmo the mad man actually re-signed both?

For me it's leaving a dirty grill until next time I barbecue, then trying to "burn it off" and catching it on fire a couple times before I actually throw the meat on

Does this stuff anyone else green shit or is that just me?

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Clean your grill you dickface

I've heard consuming semen orally is the cause for green shit. Just saying.

damn good news for the >shorks. too bad they still have burns

post >yfw karlsson re-signs in ottawa

don't listen to this joker user my shit is always brown

no.

What are we drinking tonight lads?

Bourbon like every night lad, why ask?

whens the last time the SCF had real hatred between the teams?

Canucks v Bruins??

>#1 popular buy out on capfriendly is martin jones.
kek

kirkland signature vodka same as every night

water, maybe a zero ultra if i feel like staying up past 11

all casuals. jones is fine, it's the awful defense in front of him that's the real problem

Hockey is alright, but my local soccerball team just won our derby, and hockey would never make me feel like this.

i agree. just thought it was funny.

paying a lot for a goalie is a meme anyway. just shuffle through some young guys with the least bit of potential until of one them gets hot and then dump them after they come back down to earth. look at murray and now binnington.

beer

>2019
>still buying the powdered Jew

do you address your girlfriends bull as sir or is it more casual?

Normally it’s hey bro

No. Blue flame taki's give you shrek poo's though

Reminder that all sports are scripted freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/05/the-script-bostons-year-of-sports-world.html

I just call him ted

I’m high as fuck

red wine

I can't wait for you to leave dude. Holy fuck. That question was for North America, Sweden, Finland. That's it. That's who all my posts are for. Everybody else fuck off

hello newfriend.

what other boards are you lads browsing?

Twisted Tea

The only other board I browse is Yea Forums but I can't do it unless I'm high. That's the only way it makes sense

for me, its not caring about the playoffs anymore because the ruins will just sweep the poos

what in the actual fuck, how do literal insane people always manage to be tech savvy enough to make a website for their ramblings?

PIT vs NSH was pretty nasty too from what I recall, but it wasn't on the same level as 2011 and didn't start right from Game 1 like 2011 did. 2011 was definitely the closest thing we've had to pure unadulterated hatred in a while, even more so than a lot of the years before it I'd say

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Just get an account on blogpost and ramble away.

it's more casual but i'm sure some people are weird about it

this was the game the canucks lost the cup
youtube.com/watch?v=YN_7Rn4Un3Q

I think that Vancouver team also had a shit ton of goon players, like raffi torres and aaron rome

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>Raffi Torres
>Aaron Rome
>Maxime Lapierre
>Ryan Kesler
>Kevin Bieksa
>Alex Burrows
>Jannik Hansen
So many unlikeble players lol, so glad >we pounded their dreams into the dust

this was the exact second the series was lost
youtube.com/watch?v=pUYqTE3cnuQ

I had no idea someone got Kariya'd in this series. Pretty scary...

Will I finally work up the courage to end it all?

>unlikable players
People don’t like the bruins anyway but whatever mang. The Canucks did have louongo and the sedins so it balanced it. Also kesler wasn’t fucking trash back in 2011 lamo

rip in piece horton, lucic and peverley
also
>b2b Prez Trophy teams
>blowing a 2-game SCF lead, then getting one-and-done'd
big yikes

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>you niggers fucked up another thread by posting strongduck

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raptors game about to start lads

I cheered for the bruins in 11. But that's more or less only because people that think there can be a "Canada's team" let alone a Canada's team that revolves every playoffs, have somehow found a way to be more insufferable than people from Boston

i wouldn't mind seeing like the senators win maybe but any other canadian team other than >mine can suck it

Horton was also (if memory serves right) their #2 goalscorer at that point with 2 OT winners and a game 7 winner

Okay sam

>he doesn't capitalize letters so he must be sam
Okay retard

sam doesnt type like that

>Vancouver got swept in 4 in game 7
>fans were pissed
>VegASS gave up 4 PP goals in 4 minutes
>fans were pissed
Vegas is a suburb of Vancouver confirmed

He. No. He replied me sam. I wrote fuck Canada. Not him

sam here
stop talking about me

why arent other fanbases as passionate as hongcouver fans?

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yes daddy

Hehehehe. Stop it nigger. Me him

good times........

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Sens or Flames would be ok

Canada's ranked:
Jets
Power gap
Habs
Oilers
Power gap
Flames
Nucks
Power gap
Snes
loo for poo sized gap
Mooronto

but I thought the bloos were canada's team

0/10

is that power ranking or just in general?

If St Louis has riots when they lose will anyone be able to tell the difference?

yes because then it will be white people rioting

It's whatever bro. We don't gotta worry

ps bloos in 6

>black people riot when their brothers are gunned down unlawfully in the street
>wh*toids riot when their sports team loses

go post more bbc fantasy pron on pol

and?

Yes. The rioting would be justified.

Horrible thread

based whites

Grandma just *knows*

have sex

avoir des relations sexuelles

sam’s grandma still bangs like she’s 50

oh kek i just saw that binland won, based

Maybe if you split the first two games, it will be there for your elimination in game 5.

imagine being a tr*pfag

Taking the /onion ring/ pill tonight with White Castle lads

imagine being a dumb stupid faggot from poortugay that makes bad posts and doesn’t know shit about hockey

I was eating all the cookies and she was watching and I was like you gotta make more and she goes "what type do you want? Peanut butter or raisin or whatever?" And was all just make whatever I don't care and then she says "you want happy weed cookies" .
She just knows

raptors getting dominated

I banged a portuguese chick once

Nice ass small tits

I would fuck your grandma and then fuck you

>passionate
>hongcouver
chinks are insects and insects have no emotions such as passion

Lol. Epic fail homo I'm a guy

imagine being mad at a poster who isn't from North America

Sometimes my farts sound like Donald Duck

yet we still never see other fanbases as passionate

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Top 1 states
Ohio 1

fuck ohio

for me, its laying on my left side in bed and ripping some nice bass-y ones as I fall asleep

gentle reminder

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>only 4 (four) games left in the season

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Alberta 2

i'm going to get vodka. this thread better have quality posts by the time i get back.

youtube.com/watch?v=_a4EyqV0yz8&disable_polymer=1

Going for a beer

what did you have for din dins?

chicken spadini

5 beers and two cookies

Buffalo chicken sandwich

cheeseburgers

a double big mac and 10 chicken nugs

pork roast and brown rice

made beef stroganoff with rice

ass

steak

based

only good guys may enter. state your franchise.

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bonjour user

Bacon wrapped hot dog

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Gonna grab 3 more beers I'm thinkin

hello my carolinian fren

grilled couple chicken breasts, spring onions and portobello mushroom stuffed with cream cheese

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Can I come in? I brought some Crazy Bread and Ceasar Wings

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Stuffed peppers

dont worry >we wont be too rough tomorrow, suomi

*heems you

just watched thor: ragnarok
was pretty good

aew is a draw, lads

Shut up cape shit dork. Hockey only

game 1 predictions time

>boston's had way too much time off
>almost two weeks
>blues score early
>will be boring, probably a 1 goal game
>55% likelihood blues steal game 1

i watched it on a whim a few weeks ago. it was okay, it had me chuckling

>tfw no more weekend hokkei to drink with every week till the fall

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>just reported the capefags
i win again

got a handle lads.

BROOOOOOONS

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I wanna bang the valkyrie chick

Make my own version of men in black

post cringe predictions you had at the start or midway portion of the season

>jests would go back to the WCF

>buffalo is elite

this

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won't really mind silver desu, beating swe and rus with this plug team was sweet enough

just hope it's a good game unlike can-cze today

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liked it better than iron man: 2, which I also watched today

lingerie hockey league when?

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>Yotes will be a surprise and make ploffs

Boomer with his guitar performing at the bar lads he did some Jim Croce

>vgk will regress hardcore and miss the ploffs

I'm 12 and what is this

what kind of hill billys go to this sport?

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Scratching my balls in bed right now. Feels really good.

>this is a hockey related post

Incels that live in really Christian areas that don't have strip clubs. It's the closest they can get to seeing a naked woman in real life.

only morons thought this

who cares ya incel there's nothing hockey related on right now. have sex

*sitts*

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>u wil b

The players' bro- I mean husbands

So after the finnish liiga meme team winning top tier nhl teams at national level can we finally agree that liiga is in the same level as nhl?

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>me to the center left

>hurr durr everyone whos calls me out for being a retard is an incel

sex, have it.

Have some sex

do the sex

>getting mad at mundane shit when there's no hockey on
i beg of you, have sex

Who should I cheer for in Liiga next season?

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TRY

HAVING

SEX

Have ______.

had sex
your mom says hi

i will not have sex. i serve God first and foremost

gib sexs pls

put peepee in vajay

would like to sex with hot sexy jirls

im more of an anal man tbqh

manon sex

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You show me nude butt and for giving me big dink! We have lots of getting drunk and lots of getting sex!

Obviously Hifk

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Went for a morning jog with your therapist today. She said you should try having sex with women.

>mfw

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a beer

>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS

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having sex right now

dat casual sexual assault

god i hope this is real

i don't think i like any of you lads

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based durgesh

>#fuckdurgesh
>durgseh beat me severely
peak lel

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why aren't you watching aew? it's DIMES

sounds gay like you
I’m straight btw

is espoo rooting for st louis

I cheer for whoever will cause the most rage and tears. So Boston in this case.

cause they keep taking down streams and i'm not gonna pay $50 for that shit

Where is the cudaphil stream???

ripple.is/mma/10870-aew-double-or-nothing

based leaf, i'm in

For me it’s fuck niggers

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i think it's pretty much over though

there's still the main event right?

>swishers

Hahaha oh the ironing

kot

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Why so racist?

Insecure because you have a small dick and women prefer bbc?

i guess i was wrong

how am I supposed to have sex I’d i don’t even have friends?

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Do you have a sister?

gives me hoep

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benis :D

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wow youre fat as fuck, no surprise you live like a pig

raptors are up lads

>cuda phil is an A's fan
based

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>t. 350lbs lardass
Only self concious fat fucks think you can judge someone's body composition by a sliver of a knee

COCKSCOMB

Where is the stream?

onhockey lad

cozy-looking room, ted. thanks for the updates, keep us posted!

HOLY FUCKING DIMES!!!

where is your battletation?

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meant for (you)

Thanks lad
That being said fuck the wolves

seething

>game one still hasn't happened yet

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Fuck Toronto

WE GOING TO THE FINALS BOYS

>The Raptors have now been to the Finals more recently than the Leafs

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>nigger ball

lel

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Based.

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Bruins would smoke the craplords. You know this to be true

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Good thing the Warriors will do it for >us

Imagine losing to canada at a sport we dont care about.

Based.

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why don't we make fun of the jets more often? what went wrong? why did talkingfags think they were elite?

brownies love apehoop though

Yeah I said we dont care about it, americans (brownies) do.

So this is how canada feels sever year since 1993? I have the sudden urge to claim every member of the Raptors are Americans so that makes them an american team

Jets are based snowchads.

gaming addiction is a serious problem

cope

>The Raptors have now been to the Finals more recently than any canadian hockey team

uhm >we are literally in the world hockey championship finals right now, kiddo

I jerk off more than I drink glasses of water

what excuse will you use when binlin beats you tomorrow?

It's literally our F Team playing over there

You know what I don't have to imagine? Beating Canada at a sport they do care about.

Yeah that's outside of the realm of possibility.
>1980

seething

based кoт poster

you better think up another one lad

whats yours? You brought your A team.

twitter.com/VGC_News/status/1132312917553102848?s=19

Laine was heavily injured during this season

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wow so most fingols are diseased

the A teams are still playing

Ignore Christ's teaching and message and worship the fairytale narrative made by old pedos thousands of years later
>wew lad desu

go wolves

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me? don't have one

The players still playing are mostly canadian, thanks.

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>babby golden knights dominating ahl
>golden knights dominating iihf
reminder, the golden knights would bootyblast both of the SHIT teams in the final

games are for kids, autism simulators are for men

good morning starshine
the earth says hello
you twinkle above us
we twinkle below

>gulls unironically score on their own empty net

>4 in 5

post a webm

imagine being replied to by non-hockey nations

Idk how

Reminder:
The Las Vegass golden knights gave up four (4) goals on a single powerplay on april 23rd, 2019.

nigga that was weeks ago

youtu.be/h97StqYMHiI
Just scroll back a few minutes from where its 4-2

america is barely a hockey nation.

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this stream is so choppy for me.

friendship ended with /hoc/
/nba/ is my friend now

And they are still seething about it.

kek

stay seething ya tranny sharks faggot

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Daily reminder that beating the Vegas Golden Knights in Game 7 is like winning the Stanley Cup to Sharks fans.

only casuals
not true /lifelongs/ like me

reddit.com/r/SanJoseSharks/comments/brjjw6/at_least_we_beat_vegas/

Fuck vegas
Fuck chicago

>Nothing tops game 7
My sides

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Well at least I get to fap tonight

Hi Sharks reddit! Over this past year I’ve come to realize that I really love hockey. I would consider myself an aspiring Sharks fan - I know the basics but I’m missing... well I assume I’m missing a lot still lol. The concept I have in my head right now is I guess kind of like, a Sharks mentor? Someone that knows the team and the game much better than me (this doesn’t set the standard very high) who won’t mind just talking about different aspects of the team and can answer some general questions, throw me some suggestions about good follows for hockey on different media platforms, indulge me in explaining cap space and who we should pursue in free agency?

I guess the concept here is, if you really love hockey, and want to talk about it with someone who, honestly doesn’t 100% get it, but is really trying, let me know - I would love to periodically ask you questions about pretty much everything. And if we’re ever at the same game, I will make it a priority to seek you out and buy you a beer if that adds any incentive.

Thanks for reading this far - let me know if you’re looking to adopt an aspiring fan I guess?

Nothing tops it but I feel like such an epic story ended like the season finale of GoT.

based fucking wolves desu
imagine scoring on yourself on a delayed benuldy

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oh nononono

why do vegas anons love reddit so much?

Hi, my name is Chris Hansen.

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Fucking gay

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Unironically, at least >we embarrassed Vegas

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>they cope by reddit posting.
can't thing of anything more cringe

hmm I wonder if that explains karlnoson

Why yes I do think it's possible to kill of a 5 minute penalty without giving up 4 goals.

>a-at least we beat vegas

>st louis doesnt have a AHL team.
how does that even work?

milkman don't die

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San Antonio Rampage you fucking moron

San Antonio Rampage is their AHL team

Why did their goalie have to spend time in providence then?

Playoff beard came, off until next season, but left a fun mustache. Figured I'd rock it for a day or so.

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>toronto is choking on bear team

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alexa post on /hoc/ for me

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>alexa

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based doug not overpaying this overrated shit

If >we dont win hopefully the checkers take care of business. Fuck vegas for being even shittier than the oilers.

is vegas/sharks the absolute worst nuRivalry in the NuHL?

>not overpaying
he would if he had the money retard

why would it be the worst?

based wolves
>t. living in chicago for the summer

Hey, as a SJ fan, I'm all for crapping on the Sharks but it is the same jokes every single time. Like, I feel like this year was the opposite of choking. They did some crazy things that were above expectations this post season. And the "gifted" calls thing seems like an old meme already. Like the only game I feel that really changed the outcome was that Vegas game as the Knights really did outplay them but the off sides game and the hand pass game, I felt they were the better team.

I mean make fun of just absolute sloppy passes and lazy turnovers all you want and how the team only played well like 20 mins a game but I don't know. I guess you would actually have to watch a Sharks game at that point.

Are you confusing the Karlssons

he easily could. retard.

Imagine a team living so rent free in your heads, you still constantly Reddit-post about them nearly a week after their elimination

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Imagine when Toronto wins the cup how crazy the city would be...

I don't agree with his assessment about officiating helping us more than hurting us.

The terrible officiating caused us to be put into extra games where we benefitted from bad offciating.

San Jose never benefits from bad officiating in the playoffs and this year was different because there was a shit ton of bad officiating in the regular season that we overcam

can't really imagine toronto winning anything desu.

Unironically, who will win a cup first, the San Jose Sharks, or an Canadian team?

definitely a canadian team

a canadian team will win next year. screencap this

who is more overrated shit.. Thornton or Burns?

burns

john tavares

>canucks
w-we're young, our year soon
>oilers
two man team
>flames
speedy manlets that can't handle playoff hockey
>sens
who?
>habs
m-maybe suzuki will pan out
>leafs
cursed
>jets
window is closed

Tavares

I swear if Burns makes it into the Hall some day.....

Norris my ass. Anyway, who's the league's best defensive defenseman?

who here /aew/

brent bruns will win the norris this year.

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it only had one good match so meh

Very important leaf related announcement, apologies for the momentary disruption

RAAAASK YOU SUCK

Oscar Klefbom

yeah
the br was fun, the next handful of matches after that were absolutely terrible.
cody/dustin was absolute unadulterated kino
young bucks match was ok
jeribloat/omega was underwhelming af
my stream died before moxley came out, so i didn't see that part

Canada. Sharts are probably closed window after this year, maybe after next year. And while the memes are fun, I'd like to see Canada get a Cup as long as it isn't any of the Big 3 who do it.

no bully

>big 3
toronto, montreal and...?

What are the chances >we manage to keep Pavs?
I'd imagine Burns effectiveness would take a nosedive without him

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i would assume vanpoover

in 50 years time the big three will be the Jets flames and red wings, because red wings will colonize Canada

just woke up
what are we seething about today?

don't believe the chinks' lies

oilels i'd imagine due to muh 80s

everyone on spuh seething about toronto and the rapties

who do you think?

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based raptors
based knights

make the new thread already

Guess who just volunteered

based

Ahem...

FUCK THE SUNBELT

>reddit makes them feel better

...

another new thread, because jannies