COPA DEL REY FINAL HYPETHREAD

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

lose and valverde has more reason to be fired

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>Guedes
why does every portuguese look like a chad now

Im a barça fan and i hope we lose. This way valverde will be sacked, right guys?

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>people from another country will boo a foreign anthem and that makes me seethe enough to post about it in a chinese forum and pretend I'm not seething

I have my doubts, I bet they still haven't gotten over the anfield defeat
It all depends on whether Messi is activated or not
Everyone from the players to the president has said they stand with Valverde and want him to stay, even if Barça lose tonight they'll very likely keep him

>they want a completely soulless braindead zombie to stay
then they deserve to lose

>tfw watching Argentina vs South Africa for 30 minutes then switching to this

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You fags shouldn't support Barca until Xavi arrives. This team will play like shit until then.

so we're all rooting for Valencia, right?

errrrr

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>No Kondogbia
Its over, congratulations Barca for another Copa del Rey championship.

Valencia wins. Messi gets injured. No copa america for him. Argentina wins the tournament without him. Screencap this.

lol imagine losing 4-0 to a Liverpool without Firmino and Salah

ahahahaahahahahahhahahahaha

Premier league > paella league

yikes.

Who the fuck cares about this shit?

midget

what's wrong with this fanbase?
twitter.com/UnivisionSports/status/1132312090784469000

>Premier league > paella league
Is this supposed to be a controversial statement or something
Everyone knows La Liga is a complete joke with only three and realistically only one team ever having chances of winning it and then 17 farmer gangs that will literally never ever win anything

Where's Real Madrid?

based

is he portuguese or arab?

nothing, Cr7 was barca's bitch for a decade

>nothing

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yes

t. Jordi

The other 17 teams wouldn’t be out of place in the Scottish league (a pub league)

Barcelona lost to liverpool 3-4

valencians are catalans too

>Ireland

the borbons did as much damage to valencia as catalonia, if they don't whistle the borbon anthem is because most valencians are just castillans

t. David Fernández

Marcelino will be counting on you to expose Barca defense, Kevin

help some punished uk bros out with a stream

no, go watch city vs tractor fc

City don't play and watching City now is more like watching the Barca we love than watching current Barca

omg u rekt me!

That fucking Franco flag

Fucking based Balenthia fans

Why are they resting Ter Stegen but playing Coutinho?

Still going to be a win but pretty retarded

>the Barca we love
literally cringed

Cringe

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OH NO NO NO NO

stream?

let me tell you about your country

footybite.com/football/fc-barcelona-vs-valencia-live-stream/

BULERÍA, BULERÍA.

what's this shit

Ah yes, that's why they speak Valenciano, not Catalan

fucking kek I love this

titan, mastodonte cruck

lol

WHYS THIS NOT ON TV REEEEEEE

>cuando serás...

>mIIIiiiIiiIiiAaAaAaAaAaaaaa

utterly based David doesn't give a fuck.

that is like saying that someone from Argentina is Spanish because he speaks spanish

pantera, lugarteniente, comodoro, embajador, beluga

anyone got a Ray Hudson stream?

>Still pushing this meme
I like spain though

STREAM PLOX

SI ESTÁ EN ESPAÑOL MEJOR !

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>Barcelona is actually a city in Spain

holy shit

You must be used it since I'm sure your mother cringes every time she sees you wasting oxygen

they are, just like quebecois are French

so is Valencia

SSoy

no, you don't, you like castille

so glad Getafe didn't qualify for Champions League guys

Is it on bein sports :O:O:O:O

Can anyone tell me why this trophy is mocked as caca del rey? Is it a Mickey mouse tin pit cup?

what meme dumbass?

>in Spain
Ummmm...that's not how you spell Catalonia

mi negrata

SEND BOBS

It’s a Mickey Mouse cup unless real madrid wins it.

Estem tots preparats, xics?

and porto and lisboa

farewell match for couts. he's being shipped off to brazil

customers don't value national cups

SPAIN UTTERLY BTFO

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SEND LINKS

>whistling the anthem
>booing the king

btfo

>valencian singing the borbon anthem
you can't get more cucked

vamos

>Messi CF

my dick is rock hard right now

>Copa del Rey final is not in British TV at all
>streaming service Eleven Sports had the semis, but not the final

??????????????

VIVA ESPAÑA CATALANES HIJOS DE PUTA

NIÑO FASCISTA PUTO AMO

no catalan here, this is an English board

>desperately singing about spain
HAHAHAHAHAHA based CHADtalans triggering these fags

is this the first time messi is playing striker for barcelona since 2012?

:(((((((((((( I just wanted to know why it's called the caca del Rey and is considered a Mickey mouse cup.
Would you say the difference between a true fan and plastic is how much they value CL over the domestic league.

Like if a liverpool fan says that he is happy with a CL than a back to back EPL like city, Would the chance of him being a customer and a plastic be high?

as expected seething scatalans booed the anthem

are you happy with Modi win ?

That was Valenciano, actually

Go ahead

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Absolutely BASED

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Indifferent to him. Dislike the congress though. Voted for a regional party.

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wtf Rodrigo trash

Holy shit how can this defense be so bad? I feel sorry for Messi

>lenglel

IPTV, Amerisharts or Canadian lads, what channel is this on for you?

LONLET

what is this attacking 3

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holy shit

espn deportes

pique best goalie

DE LIGT WHEN

Webm of Piqué save?

>no sergi trashberto

guaranteed win

Watching on La1

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puto muerto de hambre jajaja

Messi almost watching his defense collapse again helplessly. This guy is going to have white hair by next year.

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>

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He's playing as RW....

He is going to united.

???

De Ligt when lads? Lanklet is SHIT

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Trying telling that to South Americans mate kek

streams where?

De Ligt plays Pique's position. You need to wait for Umtiti to get rid of Lenglet.

fucking serious Sergi Roberto is garbage that lineup is not good enough vs other european teams but this is versus Spanish farmers so I guess its ok

twitter.com/gerardromero/status/1132333935839653889

>tier 3 source
no thanks

Lads I'm not watching but I looked at the team

Am I reading right that Sergi Roberto is in the front 3? Wtf is going on?

How the fuck do you miss this.

He hates Malcom and Prince is beyond shit

Was Barca's backline always this slow?
They're really susceptible to the counter-attack.

He is tier 1 for farca.

Waited too long, then came in an angle that was difficult to shoot from.
He should've shot earlier when he was 1on1

Atletico should've eliminated Juve

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Valverde's problem solving. Mane sure fucked up that right wing better put three defensive players in there.

Valencia's finishing has been historically shit this season

WHy would you need de Ligt when you have Vermaelen ?

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Finally found a French IPTV channel

Wtf Spain

wtf is that hair of Domenech?

Where’s the Americanbro who was attending?

>Messi has no wine or #9

ah yes, this is really turning into Argentina

Im watching with IPTV as well, just use the LA1 channel in Spain. The sport channels don't air it

Died of a heart attack on the way.

based umtiti knows he will win his post back

>le sit and pray for messi tactics
ah yes an absolute masterclass from valverde

Messi want him to stay fuck off

What is Sergi Roberto supposed to be good at?

and Lenglet knows that Umtiti won't play more than 2 games without his knee getting injured again.
Barca should get rid of both of them

He's not going to throw the manager under the bus 1 day before the cup final

That's my point.

What are you in about, exactly?
Also, no.

all the castillan rape babies in valencia acting as si bwana
patetico joder

He's scatalan so he's irreplaceable

VAR would have concelled it, illegal arm defense by costa

Yeah I remember the match at Old Trafford.

jordi "rat" alba lmao

VALVERDE OUT

he married an israeli and certainly converted to judaism, he's protected now

JODER

GAMEIRO

shit, unstoppable

Ter Stegen is garbage lol

OH NO NO NO

Liverpool broke uefalona

it has begun

>FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA >FARCA

hate tiki taka
love long balls
simple as

ARIGATO MINA SAN

Making brownies

Hope Valencia wins

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THAT'S WHAT BARCA GET FOR TRYING TO JOGA BONITO ON THE EDGE OF VALENCIA'S BOX

PASSA MAS A MESSI

who told you he converted lmao, like the fucking whore goes to the synagogue

GAMEIRO
GAMEIRO
GAMEIRO
GAMEIRO
GAMEIRO
GAMEIRO

Cilessen mate

>impressed by Valverde intelligence

lel the mad man went and did it

Valencia goal webm

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That's Cilessen

>Jordi Alba getting put on his ass

lel

CALLED IT
BASED KEVIN

You know that Cilessen is playing?

fug, I'm on a diet

>tfw spend all day drinking one type of beer
>have another brand's beer and it tastes fucking disgusting

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>lines three defensive players in the right, gets fucked anyway.
Valverde quedate.

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How is it Valverde's fault that the only capable defender in his back 4 is Pique?

dont matter Ter Stegen is garbage bruh

Sack this fool

correct, but irrelevant

>1 long ball destroys Barcelona

Valverde get sacked you shit.

Then there won't be any brownies for you

they married in israel, a non jew can't legally marry a jew in israel

This Barcelona team look dead inside

Vamosssss 2-0

>managers have no fault whatsoever
BIG IF TRUE

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>Fine, you want to play it that way? It was fun while it lasted I guess...
>*spits out blood and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, stands up*
>Aaaahh I shouldn't have eaten so much cheese pizza before... >*Stretches out and jumps up*
>Let's do this *tenses his arms and effortlessly powers up*

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someone tell me what is Coutinho/Roberto good at

Mentally mashed by Liverpool

>giving Valencia a head start to play fair in the 2nd half

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prove it

>coutinho going in to head the ball
man what the FUCK is this

It’s ridiculous to think Barcelona are going to win. After the liverpool debacle, i wouldn’t want to play either.

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Coutinho has the occasional blooter and has a low center of gravity

Lenglet? More like manlet

Valencia got a decent regional hymn
youtu.be/SW-allvWkAA

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>parada termica
What

I think this is the bad part of playing in a meme league. They only get exposed when it's too late (Roma and Liverpool) and it's not that special winning the league

>Valverde acting like he has a clue

they married in israel and it's the law.
Serjew roberto

>cooling break

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Valverde reminds me of one of those middle managers who failed upwards and managed to retire just before the economic crisis

since when does that time out exist?

just have Messi as player manager with Sampaoli as the puppet

barca's season is starting to look as shit as real's

>serjew
JAJAJAJAJAJA

this will happen every game in the 2022 WC

COOL IT WITH THE ANTI-VALVERDE POSTS

the "meme league" has almost all european competitions, champions leagues, and europa league titles the past decade

Why all streams are shit on footybite ? :(

Didnt he and Messi save this season?
I'm semi OOTL

why isn't turd surgeon on the pitch for cilessen? is he injured?

this man would rather play a very uncreative right back in RW, a slow midfielder in LW and a slow Messi in forward. than play malcolm

>cooling break

MLS tier

since they gave the arabs the 2022 WC and will have to do this every game to cool down the players so they dont dehydrate and collapse on the field

BARKA HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

This might actually be a good thing
If Barca fail the double, Valverde could go

OH NO NO NO NO
OH NO
OH NO OH NO

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

IT'S OVER

Holy shit just get rid of Alba already. and FUCK valverde

THI CAN'T BA HAPPENINH

*CLAP CLAP*
CAM ON
*CLAP CLAP*
MESSI
*SAVE MY ASS*

dare i say: oh no no n on ono no no ?

MESSOY BARELY JOGGING

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Sub-human catalans and kikes are the same either way. A rat marrying a rat.

I hope >we lose so they fire Valverde. Fuck this board and fuck this team.

Cillessen has played all cup games I believe

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING 4-0 INCOMING

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA

FUARK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ALBA IS NOT A DEFENDER
PIQUE IS TOO OLD

Absolutely destroyed

Que fort

HOSTIA VAMOOOOS AMUUUUUNT

BARCA ARE SHOOK
BARCA ARE SHOOK
BARCA ARE SHOOK
BARCA ARE SHOOK
BARCA ARE SHOOK

>you

>Messi's fault

AHAHAHAHAHHA

I honestly think he's exposing his team so they understand right before transfer moves

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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I really hate the football-pregnancy celebration. We get it, you've had sex

VALVERDE OUT
VALVERDE OUT
VALVERDE OUT

not another 4-0...

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MUH SPEEDDIEEE JORDI GONZALES

SACKED IN LA MANANA

Valencia 2nd goal webm
>Valverde OUT

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and De Ligt to United

>b-b-b-but i told everyone to pass to Messi, why aren't my tactics working?

I wish he wouldn't have played. Should've told them to fuck off

>barca
>cup game
>away game

kek

k e k

K E K

lol Liverpool really broke Alba

Anyway

RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO RODRIGO

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>All those booty devastated customers

MES QUE UN SHIT

Ducking based

How do I pronunce "Valencia"? Is it "BALENTHIA"?

>Alba getting mogged
>for God knows which time this season

Reminder that Valencia has been a Christian Kingdom while Cataluña has been nothing but a province of the kingdom of Aragón

M-MESSOYBROS? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

still can't believe Valencia didn't panic and fire Marcelino in December, it's so out of character

>Alba is still on this team

OH MY GOD THAT LEGENDARY BACK PASS TO MESSI WHAT A GREAT LEFT BACK

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even Arsenal beaten this shitty team twice

Basically yes

I just woke up, I need a stream link lads, pls respond.

I'm literally in awe at how all the big clubs are in a dump right now

more like valTURDe haha

remontada incoming don't @ me

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.......

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valenthia. why would it be balenthia?

Looking at it the Copa Del Rey is mega plastic compared to the based FA Cup

>only 5 teams from each group of Segunda B
>but then the 18 Champions of the Tercera
>no regional teams at all

Why not just get everyone involved?

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>Implying they didn't save themselves for this final

just check rojadirecta

nvm found the slution

Tottenham is unironically going to win the CL

The only reason Valverde isn't sacked it's because he loves the untouchables (Rakitic, Alba, Suarez, busquets...). Every player would like a manager who plays him 90% of the time.

Also for me it's looks like Messi with all influence that he has in the club don't complain about anything. He is a "nice guy"

>0-2 already
Wew lad, I wasn't expecting us to choke this bad

this is literally how he managed to have a career at barca, nothing more

Ronaldo would never..

Because you pronounce the V as a B in Spanish if you're not a sudaca

When I was a kid I could watch the entire game whil sitting on my knees. I can't do that for more than 1minute now. Sucks to be a 23yo boomer

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>Very impressive Valencia! You've grown strong since the last time we met! Awesome!
>*Picks himself up from the crater where Valencia punched him in the ground, shakes off the dirt. Body seems a bit damaged*
>I think I have no other choice than to pick up a gear! Can you keep up, though? I've trained hard for this!
>*Powers up slowly, feeling his energy grow and the air begins to shimmer, small lightning erupts around... A burst! and new Messi has appeared*
>Here I come!

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rape

Win the cup

>tfw too inteligente for win cups

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I hope Soria will be on chiringuito tonight commenting the 4-0 we're gonna get

win

thathenthia

>whil sitting on my knees
are you japanese or something lmao

LO LO LO LO LOO LOOOOOOOOOOO
QUE VIVA ESPANA

WHERE IS THAT "OWN GOAL" PLAYER I'VE HEARD OF WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!

>SEETHING

What you're looking for is called a "confluence".

WHERE IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD???

can any Spanish people confirm this? my best friend of three years is from Spain and he pronounces his V's as V's and B's as B's

Lose to Palencia in a final

it's confirmed, Barcelona has turned into Argentina

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posts that didn’t age well

Parejo is literally too high iq for messi

new
new

how tolerent of Valverde to let Cillessen play!

Imagine being Coutinho

Uefalona defense is laughable

Genuine kek breh

he's on the pitch user, Caviar on shit doesn't make a good recipe

Messi has lost the ball this game like 5 times that led to dangerous counterattacks this match

That treble in 2015 cursed Barca. The actual board got elected because of that

Wishbi put more than a fiver on Valencia now ffs

Ok lads De Ligt, De Jong and Griezmann can't come soon enough. We also need Cucurella to come back and start rotating with Alba.
Alba is still good but needs some mental training and rotation.
Also a new coach, I'd even take Mourinho.

Can someone explain the team setup

Who starts Roberto and Coutinho in the front 3? Coutinho literally does NOTHING. Holy shit it actually pisses me off thinking about his non existent contribution since arriving

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>When I was a kid I could watch the entire game whil sitting on my knees.

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maybe because he tried to do something besides passing it sideways

can confirm. We pronounce "verde" as "berde"

Yeah, it's pronounced the same here.

>arsenal pumped 7 past these lot

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I'm Spanish fren

my main mans lionel finished bros. time to trade him

Barca would win the triple with Marcelino

I'm unsure if this is divegrass or handegg but Valencia just chucks up 50 yard fly routes and they score.

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>3 matches ago Sergi Roberto was Right back
>2 matches ago Sergi Roberto was Right midfielder
>today, Sergi Roberto is right Forward

tomorrow he's goalkeeper, what a catalonian legend!

Barca need his contribution now more than ever

Unbelievable defending from Alba
Just run past the ball

every single time he's done it he had been running sideways though

>barcelona

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jack of all trades, master of none

But at least Messi has 6 golden boot lol!

you ever heard of le cut inside man?

no but I enjoyed more sitting like that.

>trade him

Wo will be managing barca in 3 months?

Thank god I learnt Castilian over sub-human trash

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MESS-

>That barça fan picking shit from his nose

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Barcelona is clearly throwing this so they sack Valverde. C'mon brainlets

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It's because of the actual board who got elected after the treble in 2015. They bought Coutinho, Paulinho, DOUGLAS...
Valverde is a puppet of the board

worth more than a copa del rey desu

Mourinho in the CL, Allegri in the league, and Wenger in the Spanish FA Cup.

HOW IS COUTINHO STILL IN THIS TEAM. HE LITERALLY DOES NOTHING AT ALL. NADA. NUNCA.

The board is so retarded though that they'll get rid of Valverde only to replace him with some other small team manager

Coutinho is the best player so far

losing the ball and leading the play to dangerous situations is always bad tbdesu

>another final where Messi is invisible

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THE CITY OF BARSA HAHAHAHAH

Messoy is one dimensional player

Messi is such a non team player

Vamos chavales

Qué paradon joder

Well fuck you im a true red kopite scouser

What's this? A better Duolingo or the same but different

Great saves
>two ex-rafa clubs cucking messi
Pure kino

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pimsleur is meme audio

put me in coach

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¿DÓNDE ESTÁN LOS TIOS?

Wenger to Barcelona when?

Really makes me think

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ahahahha

Yeah, Catalan is a sub-human dialect.

Messoy fears the Murcielago

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Does this mean Aubameyang > Messi?

thank god they are throwing, this is the best way to sack Valverde

When did alba turn into shit

I'm so glad to think that Valverde is getting sacked.

always been shit Luis Enrique hated him

Paulinho was unironically good

>Messoy's decline comes with Barcelona turning into Argentina

kek

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>implying

>hoof the ball and run fast
>beat barça

It's so sad that Barka only needs a decent coach and yet they still keep on buying and buying the best year after year w/o success

No one
Literally no one
0 people in this god damn planet gives a shit about that
No one is interested in that
No one asked
No one Will ever ask because no one will ever care enough about your personal life in an ANONYMOUS image board meant to talk about SPORTS
Maybe you should try posting this on r*ddit, se if anyone there gives a shit

Messi will say we lost because no Suarez. with Valverde keeping his job

am i watching argentina?

He'll probably still stay

Only thing that might make them consider changing is if Barca lose this like 6 nil, but even then this board is full retard. You see teams like Juve going after Pep even though it's unfeasible and Barca are here doing shit all and just looking for small team managers if anything

The most influential players who are in decline (Alba, Suarez, Rakitic, Busquets) LOVE Valverde because they are playing most of the time. Luis Enrique benched Alba and he got fired. Even Alba said that Valverde give him a new life

Alba is too slow for the modern game. He's exposed by anyone who can run fast

Your Manolas, your Origis, your Rodrigos

You cared enough to reply.

>another shit display by POOtinho
How can player he so shit?
Should had started Meshit - Abel Ruiz - Malcolm at least they do have someone to blame. But this is all Messis friends on the field. Fuck him.

This is what happens when you put a player over the club.

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Seething

ladies and gentlemen, welcome your new Barca manager

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Why can't Messi play central defender? Problem solved

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lmao retard

parents bought the house in 2005: 250.000€
now that the broke up they will sell it: the price is 450.000€
mfw houses will cost 1million minimum when I'll finish my studies

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Malcom and Abel Ruiz ain't Messi's friend

where do i unsubscribe to your blog

another cunt who won nothing! yay!

the state of the "socios" to elect these people when Laporta was available. God I miss his smug smile after a goal

I don't even want to be hard on Coutinho but having him in Barca is basically leaving Barca playing with 10 men

now post footage of captain Messi standing still staring at the ground looking for a can of Sprite and the nightmare to be over

Why arent millennials buying homes user?

Not really.
When baby boomers die out supply will go up massively and prices will stabilise.

Give it time fren.

T. Doing academic research about housing market and the development of private debt

Can he fix Barca?

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I would honestly love to see Antonio Conte coach Barcelona. I know he isn't a great fit, but to have a straight up dictator as a coach would prevent players like Busquets, Rakitic, Alba, and Suarez from being guaranteed spots as starters

Fucking Kek

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You dominate your liga and copa?

I don't think they want to accept that they wasted £125m, so they keep trying with him

>When baby boomers die out
Oof

Be grateful you don't live in London mate. The house I live in has a market value of 800 - 900k...

saved reply for blog posting

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SOON

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Nigga i speak 2 languages too, how the fuck could i possibly be seething about? He's still LEARNING, i'm already PROFICIENT.

Bahahhahahaha! Red in Sevilla! Out watching the match! Barca hoooooooooooooooooo!

So will hackverde be sacked or what?

This moron made Barcelona lose a 3 goal lead to Liverpoop and now is choking the CDR, pretty much a guaranteed trophy for them, to Falencia. EMBARRASSING

so i need to rent for 20years just to wait for boomers die ?
What is the age range of babyboomer ?

ladies and gentlemen, welcome your new Barca manager

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>i speak 2 languages too
portuguese is not a language

>No existe en español diferencia alguna en la pronunciación de las letras b y v. Las dos representan hoy el sonido bilabial sonoro Yea Forums.

straight from the RAE

Lads how do I unironically kill myself painlessly? I have a job but I can't even afford to rent a simple apartment to myself so I have to rent rooms and live with other shitheads. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE IN THIS GAY EARTH, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

really puts in perspective liverpool's exploit.

VALVERDE OUT
BIELSA IN

this

blame the boomers, they never had to live like this

This

Inert gas asphyxiation

Drown in pussy

fair enough. honestly i'm not even fluent in Spanish so maybe I shouldn't have said that with such certainty

just take all the money you have and go live in a very cheap but safe place on earth user.

It's time for Valverde to be fired.

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Before you off yourself send me your passport. I wanna be spanish. Wanna trade? Richfag here

Why do Barca keep going for no name managers?

>
Just because he learned to pronounce the words in English doesn’t mean he does it in Spanish

bases

Watch Anime

In 10 years you should be fine and will already see a big effect.
Buying is fine if you buy in the city and don't plan to live there for longer than a couple years to 5.
Don't buy in the countryside, if you can rent. I advise you to rent and try to save up as much as possible for a buffer. Save 30% of your income and put it in some nice ETFs or trackers. Then after a couple of years you'll have enough of a buffer to be able to get a mortgage comfortably and not have to worry about being one paycheck away from poverty, eviction or bankruptcy.

About that...

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Go to thailand and fuck a bunch of ladyboys without condom.

>rakitic playing like shit
>subs out arthur
LMAO

You have the faggot UE passport. Go to Germany and work in a café.

I meant letters, not words, obviously

Without that policy Pep would be a janitor.

Valverde just took off Arthur. That is literally the only player that shouldn't be coming off.

unironically kys

Just play at FC Barcelona

Don't do it man
Yea Forums is here for you

No one cares faggot go post this on reddit.

They need goals and you want Arthur to stay? He is sideways passing monkey. At least Rakitic has the occasional blooter.

So Arthur is a fraud then.

I WONDER WHY PLAYERS LIKE ALBA, RAKITIC, AND BUSQUETS VOICE THEIR SUPPORT FOR THIS MAN

So it's because they keep trying to find the next Pep?

he doesn't know what he's doing, he just goes on PES art half time and looks at who has the higher overall in different positions

>sold paulinho
>got coutinho
They got the short end of the inhos for sure

Calm down user, Barcelona just won the league. Think about Valencia supporters, they barely won a trophy and still are loyal supporters. The Copa Del Rey victory would be a memorable night for them

think of your family

send location and I'm coming to slap your dumb ass

this desu
youtube.com/watch?v=pC156TWqEQc
look at 8m45s, they touch your benis

No, Barcelona keep looking for yes-men to the board. Even though Pep won everything, they fucked with him, to the point where he left.

leave it to messi to be a non factor in big games

>the players support valverde

lmao because Valverde is a soft faggot beta incel soicuck manager who has no balls to bench them

cheating nigger

just move to a tiny cabin in rural Asturias and become a hermit, all you need is the internet anyway

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>in-form paulinho
good times

>MESSOY
>MESSOY
>MESSOY
>MESSOY
>MESSOY

what is etf or tracker ? :x
also where can i that kind of info ? Seems very interesting. You have a place where you publish your academic results ?

>I suffer in spain
Nigger I live in a third world country and balding. Fuck off with your self loathing.

It's because their 'muh low profile' guy. Messi runs the locker room, anyway.

Guedes joga bonito

>arthur

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If rakitic is staying they gonna need even more goals

Buy Chainlink

Guedes > Messi

just be happy bro

here comes Messi...

>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you too you whiny bitch.

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male pattern baldness is too much for me

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weak minded. Sad!

They need a leader like Assad

Lavde item hai kya ?
Mere pas nahi hai

inb4 south indian keralite living on CPIM NEETbux who doesn’t get hindi

user I don't have much more money left. I work at a gym as a fitness instructor, PT, etc but I can barely support myself. I can't afford anything but pay the gaylandlord their shekels so they don't evict me and gasoline for my fucking deadass car.
are you implying I'm spanish? I already immigrated twice.
Family is the only reason I haven't done it already.
I realise that others have it tougher but I am from a thrid world european country and moved twice.

I can't stand to watch another minute of Coutinho doing LITERALLY nothing

How does he start for a club like Barcelona? Bloody mental, la.

My academic results will be published later this summer on my uni's website.
Just buy some books about investing and read up as much as possible.
Don't try to beat the market and take an etf to spread your risk as much as possible.

Also brownies didn't really get out great :(

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>Messoy

ahahahhahhaha
>missi

I am only 25 and my head looks like one of drought ridden agriculture lands.

It's actually bizarre
There is 0 contribution every game

Valverde is just plain retarded

New

Yo where's Twain is he banned?

Kaise ho raja

Why does this boomer ref hold a card with two hands?

he's always here what are you talking about?

What about your family situation? Are they willing or capable of helping you out?

I am infact a south indian but not a keralite.

because he doesn't have three hands

what part of Valencia are you guys from?

Do you have a girlfriend ya dick ? is the literal translation of what I said in Hindi

>vidal

they help out but I hate asking for help. I'm a grown in mid 20s man with no future

Nope. I am quite ugly desu. At this point I don't care for a gf. Just some financial stability would be nice. I would be happy with myself and my hobbies.

>Vidal

Holy shit. Take out Messi and this team is worse than Arsenal.

Sagunto

Daily reminder this Copa tour has been god-tier 10/10

T. An employed user who has watched 95% of all Copa matches

>malcom

Ok you are allowed to bitch about your sad life but it’s not sadder than mine.

I haven’t had a girlfriend the whole 21 years of my life and I’m fat and middle class who is an academic failure and is gonna end up in a dead end clerk job on my 12th pass status
Because this degree shit ain’t coming around

copa america? true

Valencia are just doing what we done stretching them and swinging in early crosses.

Also you can thank me for the blogpost later.

something that would have never happened with salah not injured desu

Are bhai Estonia me kya kar raha hai kaise gaya,merko bhi scheme bata

Or you are really good at using google translate

>oh shit I got the ball
>what do I do
>MESSI HERE, TAKE IT!

you live in a first world country.just sort out your life,go to an university and get a degree.

and Messi too

FA Cup - onions/cringe/blue
Del Rey - Chad

I’m white btw

maybe you waste money in dumb stuff like most whites?
At least mix with a couple of amerindians then alluhakhbar with some fags idk

damn Malcom is better than Messoy

why isnt offside?

where did you immigrate from?

Cmon, you are a first world adult, how can you not know painless methos for killing yourself

>oles at the wheel

Chiringuito thread when?