iihf, canadian legend petr nedved edition
canada vs czech in one bong, ten bings
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Group A >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Group B
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GOLD: kanada
SILVER: binland
BRONZE: ryssiä
This is my finnish gf please say something nice to her
Both teams played like shit. Russia just played even more like shit.
you know Finland is going to win this, right?
I'm moving to Vancouver in early June.
How's Vancouver?
Nice tits
Missed the match ;_;
Wah happen?
i want to believe but finland is the master of silver
PANETTAA
full of zipper heads so you'll fit right in
EI VIDDU ÄLÄ JAUHAA BASGAA :DDDD
GOLD: BINLAND
SILVER: TSEGGI
BRONTS: RYSSÄT
Full of chinks and junkies. Also K*ppers
mitä vittuu :DDDD mä oon suomalaine
We defeated Russia forever
Finland is going to win this and I will withdraw into the crowd like Max Rockatansky after Furiosa takes the leadership of Immortan Joe's compound
exactly
Unironically hot.
Moar?
Just believe with all your heart and then get the true finnish experience when they get silver
the goose is loose
we really are the master of silver though...
We will lose today, probably.
Score?
Pretty close game. Finnish controlled the neutral zone pretty well but Russia overall had better scoring chances. Finnish offense wasn't very good at all but all they neede was one goal. Finnish D did very well eliminating space from Russia to get more scoring chances. >Finnish goaltending for MVP
1-0
0-1
>K*ppers
pls explain
Now Canada needs to lose and all bad guys will have been defeated.
you all hate canada
are any of you betting against us?
Not ashamed about team Russia performance at all 2bh. Was a good tournament with a lot of kino moments. I don't even think Finland played better, but their victory is well deserved nevertheless. Go Suomi!
vasy vs lankinen showdown
Lapin Kulta is still one of the few Finnish bulk lagers that can be even called beer outside of Finland.
How many pics you have? Can you pack them and put to mega
[desire to breed intensifies]
Lapin Kulta is trash. It's same tier with Heineken and other popular brands. Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's good. I bet you think Stella Artois is high quality lager because it costs 3 euros a bottle here, when in Great Britain you can get a whole case for like 20 euros.
Go Czaencahdia!
You just KNOW we are going to get BTFO
Stella is actually bretty gud, but not the exported shite.
Wew kipkip really got BTFO as bad as russia and sweden in this tournament.
I think you spelt Canadia wrong. But go Chzechians!
why the FUCK is Říha benching Vrána wtf
You WILL upset Canada.
You can do it, czechbro.
I never said it wasn't trash. Every Finnish bulk lager is fucking trash but Lappari is still one of the few ones that could even been sold as a beer for example in Germany. And no, I do not think Stella Artois is high quality. And no, I'm not a beer autist.
absolutely no way he won't let him play this time
>I útočné formace zůstaly na tréninku ve stejném složení, Jakub Vrána se při cvičeních neobjevoval ani v jedné z nich.
he's not playing unless these are 200 IQ mindgames
I tried to spell both at the same time signalling i dont care who wins, because may the better team win.
I got that. Me too. Better team will win tobehonest.
well fuck...
Realistically. Who can smash their way through >our defence?
What the fuck how did Russia lose? How do they always bottle it at the knock outs?
all accoding to larry berryhill's masterplan
post czech and canadian hockey songs to build hype for the upcoming game
grand duchy of Finland dabbing on the old empire
reminder off season is right around the corner
youtube.com
gib free sibs for finals
>get yourself sacked so that goat can come to win gold next year
1939D chess
I doubt russians even have good songs for their team.
Lads I think I have trigger thumb/finger. Anyone has experience with it? Not sure what do
any predictions for can-cze?
a shitload of goals
>slept in
>didn't get to see Finland knock off Russia
Fuck sakes
I'll sound salty as fuck, but depends on the refs.
If Cze can dive enough they'll win.
0-1
Yes
2-5 Czechia.
RACHNA KACHNA reincarnation, dabbing on the leafs with a winning goal in the last femtosecond of regular play
Cze are the most penalized team of the tourny
mark stone game winner with 1 second left
Little My still gives me nightmares and I had the original Moomins on VHS.
Didn't notice that when we played.
At all.
We are going wipe our asses with those damn leaves
Unlucky I guess
czech'ems say bye-bye
Going to love seeing the leafs get fucking raked.
we will win, gretzky will cry as always
Lets go czhecia
Here comes Canada
Bitch oh yea
We're gonna drink your milk
And rape your women
And I'm not sharing any
Chicken wings with you
And I force you to
Show me nude butt
Going for some beer
I have some bed feeling about today game
Oh no. Loss incoming.
Trips prove
How did Kakko play? didn't watch the game unfortunately.
I’m rooting for you, Czech
>Bed feeling
Sexy.
Good luck have fun lads.
god, I'm sweating already
i have bad feeling about every game but we still made it to the finals. Good luck bro
Played some shinny at the university and some of the girls on the college team were better than me lads. Like skated around me like a pylon. Quite humbling experience.
Go Cze
Joining you soon in Valhalla, comrade.
Rooting for comfy Fin v Cze final
>pikku myy causing nightmares
well that's a new one
Wish you best luck, bratia!
I Believe you will stomp China on Ice
I want FIN-CZE final, they don't have Martin Procházka anymore so we will win for sure
what's your go to pils?
body check them
Ah shit, Gritty had a kid. We lose.
can-cze stream?
Pastrnak is a fucking traitor. He should play for his country, not Boston
My last two digits will tell the outcome of the game
why is this thread so quiet lmao
shhh, we're watching
I think it started when I discovered Moomin Rule 34.
WOOP WOOP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Canadian storm is coming
awwwwwwwwww
Fuck off
this would be pretty based if you ask me
>IT WAS 0-0
OH NO NO NO NO NO
FUG
All the Finns passed out already
NOT GOOD
he got a lucky bounce
english stream?????
Nice touch
oof/10
Finns are the only people who care about this tournament
Bartošák should've saved that, abych byl upřímný
semen slurping 2bh
telly or mtv3:s service, whatever it is called
...
Czechs btfo
E
L
L
K
E
Y
>czech'ems
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STONE HANDS
here's finnish stream
onhockey.tv
Veikkaus.fi. Or just watch tv
time to finally have a good peepee in this Škoda Cup
Bernard probably
fantastic beer
>call to make the game close
based refpuck
>not drinking svijany
Remember how we already beat Canada ? Lol
thanks, I owe you a beer
For me it's Krusovice
>ice problem in 1st period
Oh dear...
pretty veteran move by canada they see the game is getting too fast so take a penalty and calm things down
>killer of good guys will win the skoda cup
Just waiting for the game.
sijany are overrated af
How's Czechs PP?
It would be the most finnish thing to do to lose against us now
>not drinking Branik
Canadian nationalism is on the rise
we will probably lose again
horrible
Czech Republic will win
Prove me wrong
*loses*
This. We'll go in believing that preliminary round hockey means anything.
Let me know how your pee went, rate out of 10.
I'm from the future, they lose
Jetlag and first game on mickey mouse ice. Finals will be the suomi funeral.
czech'd
No... not the Dark Canadian Meme Magic
>mickey mouse ice
Not our fault you're too poor to have larger ice.
>let me open my big book of excuses
Eh, could've been worse
Don't be like that.
We just dont like having football field as rinks
implying this meme sport matter
Quads of truth
dubs and we will score at the last millisecond
Are chzechia so good?
COPE
Based.
you sound sour
i dont want to lose to canada in the finals
1 Finnish hockey player is as good as 10 Ruskies.
Hey thats our trump card
Fucking del
>tfw have to work until 23 tomorrow
It's not fair
good luck in the bronze game
We should finally win someone else at the finals than swedes
ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ MAKARENA
suomis absolutely trembling in fear
hey we're really short on space in Canada
Nice Trips, bratř
i want to win against czechia not lose against canada
wow fucking refpuck
>durris
>kanada already seeking ways out of this
it'll be january all over again
Only Canadians want Canada win, DESU.
Fuck off, Bog
It's Leijonat... You have an uncanny ability to win every game to the gold match and then lose 0-9.
Hopea on Suomalainen kulta.
>playing Vitas
Based and redpilled
nice tune
based vitas
>i am studying for finals
>m9s asked me if i want to watch the game in a pub
>i said that i can't that I really have to study
>they went without me
>i am not even studying anyway
i am r*tarded
Gib shortie pls
>Antti Kalagudash :D
No Canadian refs so Canada can't get away with their constant dirty play
>the phone call that saved hockey
>why is Nurse so bad?
>notices his appearance
Oh.
What is your wage and trade
what? why? where do youwork?
go now then
what did you notice?
Post buljus, my bulju folder is almost empty
homosexual prostitute
SUOOOOMII!
He is not a human.
Low and shit customer service
LOL Canada looks like shit, they are only defending
>headphones just broke
srlsy guise what is wrong with the refs this tournament. I can't believe they let that stomping of the stick by a swede go at our game. refs were looking right next to them when it happened.
very fucking tough game. hope there is some screaming going to happen in the cabin.
Epäisänmaallinen gayboy
We're saving our energy for the last 2 seconds.
One goal is unfortunate but not bad so far
Refs, do something!
Canada had one chance and they scored from that.
Even fucking liiga refs are better than these refs
I just checked sport.sk and slovaks are rooting for canada and calling us bad names
Canada wins lol
comments trolls?
I don't know. They have been very shit to be honest.
1st third never matters anyway
This Canada team has gotten a lot better as the tourney went on
C’mon Czechs win this game, i don’t want us to play against C*nada tomorrow.
F
itkettääkö kun teen rahaa sun isänmaallisuuden kustannuksella
this, second is our best, we're just lulling them into a false sense of security
That's what you get for buying Gränsfors Bruk headphones instead of Fiskars.
Isn't Chech and Slovakia the same thing
Czech deserves to win, but I'd rather have Känädä in the finals. Easier match-up.
highly recommend these meme cans
isn't England and Ireland the same thing
Ya
benis :DDDddd
its like england and scotland
we are better looking, better educated, well traveled, popular people while slovaks are farmers from mountains
What happend to Russia? How much meme magic does this Finnish team have?!
If get, Czechia gets gold
rude but accurate desu. we are bigger cunts tho
New Team Canada jersey design when!? This one is getting old
to be desu I think there's no magic, they just play together as a team
Is anyone going to not cheer for based Finland in the final if it's not their team opposing them?
Finland confirmed to beat Czechs in the final
The Forest Elves enchanted their sticks this year after a blood sacrifice to Ukko.
I hope the Czechs win tbqh famalamadingdong
>russians will seethe
>canadians will seethe
>finns will suicide
Will slovaks get assmad if they do?
me
Yea it's been really impressive, but Sweden didn't play good at all last game and Russia is a tougher opponent, so it is a bit surprising.
BASED BLACK MAN
rude
I hope the Finns win tbqh famalamadingdong
>everyone rejoices
Will Swedes be happy if we do?
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Czechs were still sleeping
>10 seconds
fugg
laughs in babis
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS MEME TOURNAMENT ANYWAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
meme game
please win Czechia
No we don't actually care about this. If we reach the final then people start caring. Other than that it's dead.
wtf is he doing to the ice
Oh shid
who the fuck cares about skoda cup
Imagine losing to >a fucking leaf
>Letting nurse score
oh no no NO NO NO
>10 second in
>ice already shit
Wtf this is worst than the sunbelt ice
Czechia and Slovakia is in the sunbelt
>dont need your help today, sid!
How many NHL players do you reckon it takes to score on an AHL goalie?
>2-0 for CAN
Is the Finals gonna be the HOLY WAR?
knew we would lose
now Russia will beat us too and we will end up without a medal again
my aunt who lives in sweden said that swedish people were absolutely seething in 2011
There's nothing more confusing than having sex with a Finnish chick in a room with open paint cans and a hockey game on the TV and she starts screaming "Maali!"
This and so are mainland us
>russian olympic team loses to euro hockey tour team
m-mommy
???
pfff, good we are a football country anyway
I mean the whole mainland us
>Russian elite stopped by local Finns
Based
no youre not
Its oger
P L D
L
D
Canada leaves no chance this time
>czech'ems
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...and 3-0. Come on, CZE, start playing!
fuck canada
ok its time we started playing
welp. I think this is gg for us desu.
welp, we're fucked
and we're not beating rasija either so nice fourth place
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Czech mate!
fuck this gay sport the bad guys will get gold again
czechia on balkanaztion watch
Fug. Nice goal.
>goalie change
4-0 soon
This line is fucking phenomenal
1,5 million people still did
>refs
lmao
reminds me of sweden against russia, we're completely out of it atm
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK FINLAND WON???????????????
NHL IS A FUCKING MEMEEEEEEEEEE
Forgot pic
okay czechs you've given canada big enough head start, now crush em
>finland bad guy
>Pierre-CHAD Dubois replaced Overrated Shit
eheheh you thought he was injured by accident, user?
Those we're all fennoswedes.
Why the hell are there so many lefties? Righties shouldn't be rare.
CANADA IS WINNING BY PURE LUCK AND COWARDICE!!
How would you know dipshit
this
Sisu > all
because all the coaches are lefties too so they teach the kids to be lefties and its a never ending cycle
Kanada will be easy after winning Sweden and Russia. Your team is too young.
ara ara
Almost forgot, MOST DANGEROUS LEAD!
Fucking hell, Czechs have their chances but nope
lefty propaganda
that's not a finn
that's a asian
Welp. Congrats, Canada.
nice
>beer
>rice
pick only one
we will have the most EPIC comeback ever
screencap this
personally I'd pick beer
same
>rice beer
do americans really do this??
we need more bulju
Fucking refs man
We can only win if it is FIN-SWE finals
when did matt murray become elite??
I like this gravure thing too much.
aye
>all these finns pretending to root for cze only because they want the easy finals game
Embarrassing
I haven't been watching the game but I gather that the Canadians are winning.
>rice beer
And I thought Finnish bulk was shit.
I made this for fun.
Thoughts?
How well did the cups first POWER RANKING stand the test of time?
its in Hawaii aka Japan tourism colony so they cater to japs
canada will kill you(the good guys)
>FIN Too many superstar egos
to be fair it's not even that canada is playing that much better. it's all about the psychology of the team, and we are really struggling against the traditionally "big" opponents.
we all saw this in the game against Russia. it is what I was afraid of when thsi game was starting. literally the moment canada scored the first goal you could have seen the effect it had on our team.
we have stopped the movement, suddenly we have heavy legs. inaccurate shots, inaccurate passes. it just depends on if we can score a goal early enough and if Canada does not score one right after.
then we might have a chance. if we do not score it's gg for Canada (obviously).
This kind of shit where corporates etc. try to meme is fucking depressing.
nice
stuff like bud or miller will have rice or corn as a sweetner
Already depressed about tomorrow
Your attitude is fucking depressing
r*ddit eats it all up
>"look what Wendy's™ tweeted!!!!"
getting one in before the end of second per would help us a lot
and also get a bit of an idea on how to attack because this offense has only been threatening twice this match so far
Finns depress me.
Cause his birthday today.
>A depressed Finn
Whoa, it's like finding a grain of sand on a beach!
bud light is the most popular beer in us
>united shartmerica of 56% ranked #1 in White Man's sport
OH NO NO NO NON ON O NO N ON ON ONO
this game is just sad.. canada isn't even playing better they just score from scoring chances
Aside from the goal, only the last minute was exciting. Fuckin' Talvisota with reds everywhere.
Erik von Rosen was the last good Swede.
WE WUZ HOE KEY PLAYAS SHIEEEEEEET
Stay scared m8
Is känädä the most soulless team ever
>chase the sun
I'm sorry.
I meant BASED DJ!
kde teď seženu lano který udrží 85kg?
Billions of dollars worth of NHL talent destroyed by noname Jonnes and Kappo Kakko.
Really makes you think.
your shit-eating leaf faggots better lube their assholes with syrup before our Liiga Chads fuck them raw like every other NHL ego team so far
when finland wins and literally everyone here starts panicking for a week straight im going to wish we had lost to sweden
Kaapo Kakko, philistine.
fattie lmao
FUCK MAN, FUCK THIS SHIT
Why does Canada have to ruin all the fun?
how is Czechia not scoring on these chances
what the actual FUCK
czechnia is fucking shit
thanks for ruining my saturday night
HOW IS NONE OF THAT GOING IN FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
no point in even playing the final 20 tbqh
I-I'm working on it
skoč pod vlak, u nás na severu to tak děláme
>Canada = bottle
>Czechia = bottlers
>he didn't get the script
Canada will win the gold in the ebin rematch m8
Meh this Canada will be easy, better get ready for TORILLA TAVATAAN
Dear Finland,
Please accept this apology on behalf of the entire country of Czech Republic for ruining everything.
I sincerely hope you win gold.
signed,
a Cezch
Lol, our rematch we will win
You've already beaten them.
If you dare to choke I will go to Finland and personally beat you up.
>choked individually in the playoffs
>got together and choked as the Red machine
the absolute state of Russian NHLers
is there gypsy curse on czechs? cant score
wait we're playing today? I didn't know since it's only the škoda cup
its alright... its canadas fault anyways.... i hate those cunts
Come on bro you can still turn it around!
I know you are memeing but there's never Czechs in hoc threads and now you are here
>tfw you notice the conspicuous lack of replies
Thanks Pat and Mat.
We will win tomorrow.
>we just gotta stick to our systems and keep getting pucks in deep. only 20 minutes to go, just gotta limit their chances and keep them to the outside.
hoc is unbased cancer
God I hate the leafs so fucking damn much
Anyone seen their game against Switzerland?
I just watched the highlights
Fucking brutal man
I feel so sorry for the Swiss
Fucking leafs are like a bunch of fat overgrown kids who still play in the sandbox and beat younger smaller kids
WTF what the actual fuck
WHY the fuck do you score with 1 millisecond left. Why? Nobody even gives a shit about IIHF in North America.
play like the best, because we are the best
We will scare your captain turris by reminding him about ABC food from his lockout time in kärpät, it'll all work out
/hoc/ runs Yea Forums brah
the better team won
>well you know uuuh, we gotta uhh keep it simple
nah that's twain
a bunch of tryharders and ringers
Kek.
I don't know about other teams but it is a standard that you can't win a team twice in same tournament.
Still you are here, so something must have gotten your attention. Like the skoda cup.
Yea Forums is being ran by /cric/ tho
sorry I wasn't the "lol I don't even care" guy I just butted in to meme on hoc
I care deeply about the Škoda Cup of course
>watching Škoda cup
Yeah I don't think so m8
>ringers
?
canadians playing for canada aren't ringers
canadians playing for gb are ringers
>losing to our F-Roster
Just what exactly did the rest of the world mean by this?
Ok I get it
this is the butthurt user
>3-0
it's ogre
lol implying this is your F-roster, the only team with their A-roster is arguably Russia
lol who's lost to you ?
>cze f-roster loses to can f-roster??
Eemeli Finland is pretty based, next season he will be even better
>I found this on the second page of our big book of excuses
>being carried by Mark Stone, the former leader of the worst team in the NHL
More like our Z team.
VYSOKÝÝÝ JAAAALOOOVEEEEC
this damage control already
This literally is
Everyone including you tomorrow, stay scared m8
This is at worst cze B team
>eliminated
we have a team full of liiga players with an ahl goalie
this is sad. fucking hell, I hoped this game wasn't going to be like this. feels like curse of the last five years has come back.
on this roster couturier had the most points last season, he was 18th of canadians
list the roster for your A-team
And there's players from teams that didn't even make to the playoffs, this usually doesn't happen. None from the winning team either.
and it will show tomorrow
We're a basketball nation and always have been.
Jaromir should play there
even jágr is pissed. fuck me.
>runs
*ruins
Canadians ruin everything
kinda boring semifinal desu with you lads
And I really wished Tšekki and Suomi to play in finals because Tšekki would have home game and I wouldn't even mind to lose against them.
Finland>Czech>Russia are teams I support and Germany when in different bracket.
Cindy and that injury prone kid on the shitty Gretzky team.
+ filler
Jaromir is busy sucking China dick
Hello Canadacucks ;)
Oh it can't be helped then
Česko>Finsko>Švédsko>USA>literally all the underdogs including San Marino>Kanada>Rusko for me 2bh
sadly an ebin czechofinn final was not meant to be
I think that there were 2? players that were on all three on the last three rosters, not that many were on 2 like ~10 or something. The point being that there isn't such a huge difference between an
A-team and a B-team when it is such a short tournament that relies more on coaching and short term chemistry.
LOOOOVE HUUUURTS
I like skoda cup the way it is. If this was an a-team tournament, america and canada would be in the finals every single year. That would be so fucking boring
based ranking
>CZE
KYLE CAPTAIN
*dabs apologetically*
fuu fuuuu
gg. sad game.
good luck finland, i will be cheering for you tommorow.
at least we got out of the quarterfinals.
why isnt mantha usually that beast?
>Canada
WTF
That close up on Turris, we are the same age but he looks like a kid and I like a grizzled war vet.
Why did I not get his genes?
>4:0
First it was Tochinoshin getting robbed yesterday and now this.
One of these days I´ll pop a blood vessel.
I´m definitely cheering for Finbros tomorrow.
youtube.com
leaf just skates forward and is unstoppable, everyone just hovers around him and let's him give a free pass to an undefended player
fuck's sake this is depressing
Marchand-Crosby-Bergeron
Benn-Seguin-MacKinnon
Giroux-McDavid-Stamkos
Duchene-Toews-Tavares
Doughty-Keith
Letang-Pietrangelo
Vlassic-Burns
Price
Holtby
Fleury
Good night Czech Republic, you just weren't good enough. Hoped for you guys for the finals since finals against you were always good time after 95 even if you always won
>hiding behind the fact he wanted the easy final
Stay scared m8
FUCKING
LEAF
could see stone, chabot and maybe couturier making A team
Yeah, we just got outskilled, no other way going about it. Good luck in the finals, finnbros
we were always more of a speed skating nation anyway
Don't talk shit about Wendy's.
Why is Canada even allowed to play there? They can dress like 5 teams so let them play between themselves. In Canada. And the coverage will still be as if it was the most important tournament ever.
They are for sure B team lock, argument for A team could be made
So many centers
Hall and Marner both better wingers than Duchene imo but otherise it's an ok list
burns is a total defensive liability and keith is slowly reaching pylon speed. chabot would be an improvement on either of them.
I don't get this. >we already won you with a liiga team. If you win tomorrow, wow, shit happens
But don't you guys have muh F-roster players. Gon b ez game tomorrow since you have that muuuh F-roster team, eh.
ENOUGH WITH THE SEMEN SLURPING
I just went with pure skill, hockey IQ and experience. But centers can play wingers with no problem, just throw them on the ice and let the magic happend
CZECHIA WILL WIN BRONZE!
>dad and the uncles are pissdrunk celebrating Finlands victory (we're Finns)
>mom calling me crying
>inb4 czech score 4 goals in 10 minutes
True, but Duchene has more experience. Its a preferential choice on my part but I wouldn't be mad if Marner and Hall were in
hockey canada likes teams like that. they also like to have >provenveterans who have played in other iihf tournaments before.
Go join them!
how the fuck can your top team get outskilled by a bunch of 5th string benders?? why can't you improve your skills? you've been playing hockey for 50 years and you brought your best talent to this wc.
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we can't even pass to each other during a powerplay, the morale is down the drain we're ready to leave
not gonna happen. would be surprised if we even score one at this rate
Referees are blind reeee
yeah, one per line because the rest are the wingers.
Pretty good but I'd throw in Tom Wilson just to scare the euros a little.
matt ELITE murray
don't be a cunt chip, they have 10m people and are good at other sports too
why is she crying, tomorrow is mother's day
well i am with them and we arent any better. i am just mad none of the euro teams can beat canada.
Based but cringe
ZABEREME HEJ HOU
you're playing this like 50 minutes of gametime too late
END OF THREAD REMINDER THAT FINLAND IS FUCKING BASED
nice save by hronek
oops
Thats why you put Vlassic with him though. Keith is a vet and Doughty is super mobile so it evens out
>5-0
Embarrasing! Really embarrasing!
chabot absolutely A team worthy
mörkö anttila would give little tom the heeming of his life
Well that's it. Czech bros, I hope you take the bronze tomorrow. I've been to the Czech Republic a few times and I like it.
LET IT END
no shutout for murray
Yay! Gud job Czech!
Nice Czechia!
You jinxed it
COME BACK HERE WE GO JUST FOUR MORE WOOOOOOO
at least one. thanks Timmy
There it is, still in game. Kanada will lose. Camel's back has been broken.
CZECH COMEBACK IMMINENT
Isn’t Czechia a poor shithole like Belarus?
Noooooo
Finns and Swedes celebrating together
iltalehti.fi
>inb4 canada takes a 5 minute major and czech scores 4 in 4 minutes
Mom just arrived from sweden and she brought me these bad boys. Which one is the best
its like a poormans hungary
Hell no, it's about as far from Belarus as you can be.
I smell a fight coming.
The one with the air bubbles, hot damn
canaGOONS
Daim is preddy gud
Daim is the best
Lmao at Canada.
>letting a goal against this team
that's embarrassing
starving, if you will
For me its schweizer nöt > Daim > apelsin > mjölkchoklad > dukat
Based Dubois bullying euro manlets
milk chocolate and daim
daim
but apelsin krokant is oldie but goldie
czechs just need a five minute major in their favor and it's all tied up
Fuck canada
Definitely Daim.
Fazer > Marabou tho
>no mint
Apelsin/Orange, but only in small quantities , it's the aftertaste that makes it.
Daim and orange brittle
The one with the nuts.
why cant silver peon players kill a benalty?
mystery nigga laying down the law
schweizer nöt > apelsin krokant > daim > that bubble thing > whatever that shit in the middle is
didn't glow drum hard enough
imagine being czech xDDDD
what a bunch of eternal losers
Daim is the best. Btw am I the only one who doesn't like orange and choco together?
Too bad Fazer is now on boycott since they got woke.
>since they got woke
What, explain
be nice... that could be us tomorrow
Oh noes
Is gonna be boxing match
FUCK CANADA
FUCK CANADA
FUCK CANADA
Can't even remember. Something something hate and tolerance n shiiieet.
>finn
>rude to czechbros
shameful display
>8 silvers
LAST GOAL WINS. CZECHS WIN!
McCann looks like Krug lol
Hope we got more meme pictures like this after we win tomorrow
I used to hate it, but kinda grew on me with the years. Could be nostalgia I guess
>marabou gone
>freia gone
>fazer gone
Why live?
KILL THEM
Must be some foreign shill
Please forgive us for his disgusting post. True Finns are on your side!
lol
>Dimitry Yahskin
>czech
I always thought he was Russian when he played in DC
Czechs confirmed for white
Chinadians are nHLiggers
it's ok bois i know that he is just rude because your team won. wish us luck against russia, that game is going to be awful
sorry man, i didn't mean it. i'm a depressed bipolar peace of shit!! fuck canada!!!!!
just you m8
How can group B even compete lol
Ignore the rudeposter. Enjoy sunshine czechfren
What the hell bratia? we were able to play a pretty good game with them, what the hell happened?
This
FUCK CANADA
>5-1
We speedway now.
I absolve you of your sins brother. May you walk your team to Gold.
Good luck bro. I hope you win, you deserve it
he basically is, born to Russian parents who moved here because his father played in our extraliga, when he was a few months old
Once again its up to Finland to protect the rest of the world from the true bad guys.
EVERY GAME WOULD BE LIKE 18 - 0 LMAOOO
Yo whos that qt in the background
daim from those. but mint krokant is the best overall
nějak si to nesedlo :DDDD
we played brainlessly, allowed them to score from a few dumb mistakes, and once it was 0-3 all hope was over and we played like Sweden against Russia, completely broken
This
Tomorrow
Canada 6-2 Finland
Put money on it.
ITT: Seething euros
3-1 winland
>implying that we wont beat canada with our superior liiga players
STAY SCARED BINLAND
imagine how elite the snes could be if melnyk was willing to spend some dosh
To each his own
I'm going to puke looking that picture
>no booing
Slovakia>Czechia
>Finns beat Canada first game
>PLD scores OT winner in final
The best thing is when we were winning against you 4-2 thread was full of leafs saying this is your shittest team on skoda cup ever, and how you don't care about hockey
Lol none of the chinadians even know their own anthem
Too much time in the NHL niggers?
Can I get some (You)s from Finland please.
This is literally our F team
>záruba wasn't the presenter for ČT
i think I know why we lost bois
We don’t care, and we’re better still
C*NADIANS == NIGGERS
Please lose
Ah, makes sense, thanks
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We are gonna win
Truer words have never been spoken.
Lol Czechs btfo
Slavs aren't white
>liiga
is it a good league? how does it compare to the NHL?
I already told you. I have no reason be scared against your muh F-team and muh I don't even care about this tournament. Why would I be scared of you since you don't even care and your team sucks and they don't care, right.
kek
silver finland confirmed
>overrated shit gets injured first game
>canada significantly improves
really gets you thinking
Obviously it's better. This tournament is a proof.
Makes sense. I will watch your stanlee cup
Whiter than you leafs, that's for sure.
The only good thing coming out of Binland is Gimi. You can't prove me wrong
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>bratia losing
Finally I dont need to care about this shit tournaent at all.
I can't wait to see Chara lifting the stanley cup again, that is real hockey.
Kimi Räikkönen? Jesus christ he has been around forever
No, it's more like a more German version of Poland, and in a good way.
Nothing can be done against the leaf menace I'm afraid.
he played with our national team once
90% OF ALL TIME BEST PLAYERS EVER ARE FROM CANADA
IF YOU DONT RESPECT CANADIAN HOCKEY YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOCKEY
Wayne Gretzky (2,857 points) ...
Jaromir Jagr (1,888 points and counting) ...
Mark Messier (1,887 points) ...
Gordie Howe (1,850 points) ...
Ron Francis (1,798 points) ...
Marcel Dionne (1,771 points) ...
Steve Yzerman (1,755 points) ...
Mario Lemieux (1,723 points)
These wouldn't be able even to shit on the ice today
mad cause btfo czech idiot
Czech is a boring nation anyways. Dont know a single thing from there outside of hockey, except that mole cartoon
jágr is czech
>Jaromir
>canadian
Prague is beautiful you idiot
ARE ALL SWEDES RETARDED OR JUST YOU?
bunch of no heart statpadding paper tigers
Remember when the Ivans were finally allowed to play in the NHLand turned a glorified beer league into something actually watchable ? Yeah good times.
Also most all-time canadians are from Québec anyway.
I always thought that Kimi is weirdly cute name for a guy.
I SAID 90% SO 9/10 OF THE LIST, MAYBE YOU DONT KNOW MATH IN YOUR SHIT UNEDUCATED COUNTRY READ THE POST AGAIN RETARD
fuck off brainlet
>all last century players except for jagr who is not canadian
Most of those guys are 80s-babbys
BASED LATVIA
CROSBY MCDAVID MACKINNON HOLTBY PRICE BERGERON LOL WE STILL HAVE THE BEST PLAYERS BUDDY SHOULD I KEEP GOING???? FLEURY BRAD MARCHAND TAVARES STAMKOS TOEWS LOL BRO FINNISH AND CZECH STAY MAD CANADA #1 IN HOCKEY FOREVER
>canadians already starting damage controlling with >muh f-tier team
It's the only sport you're good at. Thank god you manage to farm decent players. Americans don't even give a shit and still find a way to be almost as good as you are.
>none of them plays in canada
>no cups since 1993
They are so good that only bergeron is playing for the stanley cup now top kek
So how bad will the Europeabrain butthurt be when Canada wins with their D-Team?
>who is brad marchand
Congrats you played youself
STATS DON'T LIE BABY
EUROPE AND USA BTFO
Turn off that caps lock you braindead faggot. Your insecurities are showing.
>2 gold is almost as good as 26
WEW LAD
HERE TO BAIT YOU SLOVAK AND CZECH WITH RAGE FUEL LOL ITS WORKING SEETH MORE MY DUDE
>Nouvelle écosse
There are dutch players in NHL? lmao
I don't care what happened 50 years ago.
STAY MAD
>since 1980
>1 gold is almost as good as 10
WEW LAD
Bohemia has been one of the richest areas in the world for centuries, since bronze age already. They have great beer for like €1 per 0,5L, comfy skiing places, beautiful monuments. People just expect a meme warsaw pact country, but it's not.
Trying so desperately to prove that you're not insignificant...
Good luck "baiting" me. Contrary to you I never deluded myself thinking we're something special. I'm actually surprised we even got this far.
>Group B
>comfy skiing places
I don't want to offend my czech bros but if you think czechia is comfy for skiing visit us, we have much better places for skiing
Oh shit the F-team has been promoted to D now.
>canucks acting like they are playing against all-star finns with a shit team
Almost like we don't have the entire team of no name liiga players who didn't even play in liiga semis.
Wow, Canadians are playing in a Canadian league. Stop the presses, this is going on the front page!
leave suomi to us :DDDD
Imagine if our LIIGA BULLS would actually bother to go play in NHL but Finland too great of a country to leave.
New I guess?
we let them win ok
>"new"
newestish
But you don't have a meme currency anymore :((( I like being in central Europe and having a full wallet. If you are in CZ and you have €30 but instead of just 30 money units you have 750. Feelsgoodman
In 2016 Finland won 4-0 in round robin but they were god awful in the gold game
because he exercises and doesn't eat snus all day????
>WAAAH WE BAD WE LOSE NOW NO HOPE LEFT FOR SHITTY FINLAND
FUCK YOU
YOU ARE GARBAGE
I HOPE YOU ACTUALLY LOSE NOW
GARBAGE
Calm down fucktard
It's crying and whining when Finnish coaches dumb players to NHL. It's a huge shock when a player gives his everything for the team but it's still not enough.
>pls coach let me play just one more year in Finland.