DFB-Pokalfinale: Bayern München vs. RasenBallsport Leipzig

I've put 2 fucking euros on Red Bull. Better fecking deliver

imagine rooting for Bayern

I don't want Bayern to win but I don't want some literal energy drink to win neither.

based finland dooming the buyern customers

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*imagine not

so you want them to win?

era of the bull

Almost exactly 20 years ago to this day, on 26th of May 1999, the single most magic night in European soccer took place, Manchester beating Bayern 2:1 and winning the CL with 2 goals in overtime. Now, almost exactly 20 years later, it is time for another humbling defeat of the ever arrogant Bayern from Munich.
There is only one Era of the Bull and Rangnick is its prophet

>have a bad season where you struggled to win the title and don't even reach the QF's in the CL
>still win the domestic treble

Ich liebe Pokal

>and don't even reach the QF's in the CL
liverpool.

reminder that if you root for plastic clubs you are all that is wrong with football today

fuck off bazischwuchtel

imagine supporting a """"club"""" named "Rasenball"

Yes, Bayern lost to Liverpool in the round of 16.

Since when is the round you lose in more important than the team you lost to. Barcelona could've drawn liverpool in the RO16 just as easily

Konate will score the winning goal today (its his birthday)

Customers vs consumers

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I would root for a team of 11 convicted pedophiles over Bayern any day

so youre rooting for Bayern?

I hate Red Bull teams for obvious reasons but I also want Bayern to get dabbed on again.

imagine rooting for the customers ever

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Campino isn't it time you made another mainstream totally not popsong?

this

I root for every single team that plays against plastic shit

>Buyern anything but plastic shit
don't forget to neck yourself

>not knowing what plastic actually means
you fucking retarded faggot just shut your mouth

seething

The most fake plastic manufactured mercenary team imaginable still has more soul and heart than Bayern

going to Frankfurt this week lads
any reccomendations?

OST DEUTSCHLAND IST BEST DEUTSCHLAND

seething dortcuck detected

Imagine rooting for Bayern

Don't get yourself killed

good post

no lineups?

seething customer

>no u
pathetic

As a shareholder I'm with the customers this evening. Fuck consumers.

will be out in ca 15 min

is it that dangerous to wander about compared to say, Berlin?

>t. Mario Götze

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based neuer

Both are Islamabad tier, but Frankfurt is a coke head city while Berlin is crack hobo central so it should be a bit less dangerous.

>2 minutes earlier than the normal 15 minutes
that's confidence

Thanks.

>t. the guy who wishes he was me
Gonna watch the game while I eat some chocolate and my hot wife sucks my chubby stiffy. Nothin personnel, consumer.

Why does Kovac hate James? He isnt even on the bench.

Just because he told him at the start of the season that München =/= Frankfurt?

"Es ist Frankfurt hier!" - Niko Westervac

injured

unironcally that was a wake up call for kovac

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again? lmao

cool
Also are there any cities worth visiting in proximity like Wiesbaden?

>no u
pathetic

no city in germany is worth visiting, all bombed out shitholes full of turks

not really. i figure he healed 4 or 5 weeks ago but he doesn't want to miss on copa america.

what is based tororosso's lineup?

stop talking to me please

James is a whiny fraud
can't wait until he fucks off
faking injuries currently to not have to endure sitting on the bench

Mainz is alright, dunno about Wiesbaden. Stay away from Offenbach, it's Frankfurt's Gaza strip.

just give us dat there pokal whiteboy

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Will you miss Robben and Ribery, Yea Forums?

for me, it's ngubu

Krinsch

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#ReadyToWarmTheBench

In who do I drop 200 euros to win this?

time to get comfy

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Leipzig unironically seems like a lovely city.

leipzig... better odds so higher payout

Will there come a day when every single team only consists of niggers?

>better odds so higher payout
you're not very smart for a german

Official Live stream here:

youtube.com/watch?v=uE1WgxIQfsk

Maybe one day I will feel nostalgic about Ribery shoving his disgusting frog fingers in every opponent's face and Robben diving at every opportunity. Maybe.

>not available in your country

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Leipzig or X @2.40

That's what I did with my left over betting money.

> Delling without Netzer

It is

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Video unavailable
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

WTF?! I pay for it with my Gebühren

Im no customer but this is pretty nice

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Who here is a Reddit tourist that hates le evil brausedrink? :D

>t.reddit tourist who loves brauseball

just throw 200 on leipzig and thank me later

2-0 for buyern

RB Leipzig is a comfy club. I'm rooting for the Ossis.

>I-I am not reddit YOU ARE
übercrinsch

that would be throwing money out of the window, plus
>Neuer as GK

You're right, that means they'll probably score much more than two.

DO THIS YOU PORTUNIGGER

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Isn't Neuer their life insurance?

Neuer is done and if Jogi wasn't a hack MATS would be #1 already

Neuer has been absolute shit all season.

>unironically the worst keeper in the bundes
>life insurance

Who will be performing in the Halbzeitshow?

thanks for the tip, but less than 2.5 goals is probably the best bet

DJ MALLAH and the Knabenchor Elmskirchen

>less than 2.5 goals
what the fuck this will be a 5 goal Spektakel

good bet

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based delling :)

he's joining Günther Netzer in heaven now

One of these Deutschpop nu-males you constantly hear on the radio

>Kovac: Manuel Neuer could also play in other positions. When we had some injury problems I thought about using him as outfield player. But he is our life insurance in goal.

source: facebook FCBayern/videos/351363698814094

Dude he is the coach. Of course he is going to talk positively about him. Their other option, Ulreich, is shit too. Neuer has been terrible ever since he came back from that long injury break.

Nice. Let's win some money.

isn't that Leipzig wins or the tie at 90 minutes?

>mein Glaube hilft mir sehr

DAS C IST DER LEITSTERN
CDU voter confirmed

yeah

>everybody thinking of delling
cute

grinch

How much for "refball call saves Buyern"?

that bet is @ 1.98

my nigger

For me it’s Mannschaftsaufstellungen

I already had the opportunity to miss Robben every second season for at least 1/3rd of it. It will be an acceptable transition.

Bibi as Pokalfinale main ref when?

>roastie 4th officials

The absolute state of Germany.

>Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE

From Wiesbaden it isn't far to the beautiful Moselregion, where you can drink great wine and have plenty to visit. The Saarschleife in Cloef is comfy as fuck, then there is Trier, the oldest city in Germany which is full of amazing Roman architecture. Also Luxemburg capital is worth a visit, stunning city, the Museum of National History is probably the best I have ever seen.

Absolutely based

Kickoff when?

15 min

After I open my Weizen

15 bings

where is Helene Fischer?

>not Bananenweizen

>full of
It's like a gate and a church. Every village an the adriatic sea has more to offer in that regard, mr. Reiseleiter

the one good city the east brought into the reunification

Sky or ARD?

Red Bull are chokers

ARD

God damn bundes has become cancerous

I shan't be watching this

always been

Burg eltz is also pretty cool if you are in the area

>tf
>tp

normalfriend when it comes to football here, how come so many people hate Leipzig?

Based Pokalfinaleröffnungszeremonie.

P L A S T I C

they fear the bull

muh traditionsclub

theyre jealous

cause they are losers.
use all their money to buy shitters from austria. watch them get rekt tonight.

>tf
>tp

yummy tights

who /comfy/ here?

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red bull bought in 2009 the playing rights of a small club from leipzig, rebranded it and has been financing it since then

Imagine ploughing and breeding Steinhaus afterwards

Was this Infantino?

DEUUUTSCHLAND DEUUUTSCHLAND ÜÜÜBER AAAALLLES

> Nationalhymne

Krinsch

>loew
ugh

>not a single qt loli

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Based bayern fans chanting over hymn

>t.Die Grünen voter

Bibi looking foin desu

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FÜR DIE DEUTSCHE HEIMAT

They aren't Germans, that's why

meddlmoin

KOMM SCHON BAUERN
BUM BUM BUM

still seething kek

>red white vs white red

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who the fuck thought these kits would be a good idea

>RB in white/red
>FCB in red/white

yikes

>red white vs white red
i'm too drunk for this shit

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these fucking colors

>german kitautism

>these kits

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any stream links friends?

It hurts my brain a little bit.

so...this is the power of german efficiency

Alright I can see where they're coming from, thanks

fuck i cant watch with these retarded jersey colors

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Check youtube

these fucking kits.. i thought germans had high iq

literally the exact same shade of red, too

Neuer literally hasn't been "the best goalkeeper in the world" since 2 years

good, fuck off back to deutsch again and stay there

So, what the fuck is with these kits? Why not have Leipzig play in all white and Bayern in all red? Is DFB retarded or what?

youtube.com/watch?v=uE1WgxIQfsk

same shade of white too

for

nö

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Buyern will lose

but now he's "the worst goalkeeper in germany"

shut up

Why are foreigners allowed to watch it and its geoblocked here?

dubs.cc/ss/f.php , stream for the poor lonely, not allowed niggas like me

>Neuer

I thought he was ded?

because ard streams it here

>grey/white
>white/grey

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rude

your league is ours now

>nignogs in white red vs nignogs in red white

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At least you have coke and Colombian sluts

can someone post the dfb-pokal pasta pls

Damn you're right

Broadcasting rights probably. English commentary too.

GRANATBRY

The Youtube Sportschau channel streams it with alternative commentary

is it me or Gnabry aged 5 years in 5 months?

GO BAYER

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA BAYERN MÜNCHEN

not even joking these kits are really fucking with my eyes having a hard time watching

Danke schön

teams using the colours red and white are the worst and should fuck off

>all these eyelets
lmao

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WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER

So Boateng is finished?
When will Uli drop Neuer?

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bayern is known to put their wingers through questionable "regimes" (PEDs)
why do you think robben went bald

>Volkswagen
>Just Electric

Based

why isn't leipzig wearing silver like their cans?

Whose bright idea was it to use these jersey colours lmao

werner should try scoring so bayern sign him

>chanting the same shit for 10min
bayern fans are retarded

era of the BULL

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FUCK
OFF

TROLLPOST

isn't this held on neutral ground? why is everyone shilling for bayern?

NOIER

Portugal lad what did you bet on?

Sounds more like

Err err err err errr

Yeah I think Neuer is back.

ALMOST

white and red like their austrian owner

DUDE WTF THESE COLOURS ARE FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN.
ALSO NEUER STILL HAS IT, AMAZING SAFE BRUH.

neuer is a fucking freak

ur a freak

APOLOGIZE NEUER HATERS STILL BEST IN THE WORLD

refball

NEUER STILL GOT IT BOOOOOOIS

Leipzig has no fans

I can't even focus on the game cause the colours are too confusing

HOLY SHIT THAT'S A PENALTY

FUCKING DUSELBAYERN

if it was Konaté holding Lewa they would have given the pen lol

>Lewandowski literally wrestling Konate down
>no call
ah yes

clear benuldi desu

>tfw you have green-red blindness
All I see are flying shirts and shorts playing against each other.

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your brain really should have adopted to it by now

desu the color combination is illegal

sule has the strangest body proportions

UGHHHH YES ANOTHER WÜNDERBAR REFLEX SAVE FROM THE MAN MOUNTAIN

Even polish commentator who usually suck lewandowski dick said it was clear penalty. robbery

"""Dusel"""

oh fuck off

who is the cutest and why is it based ADAMS?

Who here /RED BULL/?

Fuck Buyern. Leipzig is one of the most fun teams to watch in the Bundesliga. They are young and based.

Rasenballsport Leipzig is unironically the most based BL team

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I like Donner beer and kluski and Prince Polo.

lmao konaté

yOuR bRaIn ReAlLy ShOuLd HaVe AdOpTeD tO iT bY nOw

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based lewa lynching that nig

Does DFB Pokal have based VAR?

Surely Buryen can't lose 2 Cups in a row

I think so

upvoted ;^)

How badly has Müller been playing lately? Is it the worst he's been in his career?

nigger sniffing lewas nutsack

>implying that wasn't another penalty

FUCK DUSELBAYERN CHEATING LIKE MAD

>POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT

im starting to think james IS the problem

WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER

JUST SCORE ALREADY

obviously. I've been saying this for years

yeah but not for bayern

Only reason he hasn't been benched is he sucks Ulis Schnulli

was that based Bibi at the sidelines?

>Prince Polo

We have those in the UK

good job nigger

yes

>alaba

why so many german teams have red/white kits? what the fuck

>I'm ready to go to the park now user

How do you proceed?

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fucking konaté lmao

my uni cafetira had them too. At first it was Hanutas but they went cheap on us.

"Yeah I bet, time to graze eh?"

go to the park :^)

He's like 80% leg, impressive.

give her running shoes so her fatass can work out

st. george colors

His passing has been really bad today so far 2bh

Mueller is a public danger

bayern bad

Basado

BAULSEN :DDDDDD

statistically teams in red and white do better

>Müllel

rather pay debts

Konate dead by 40th minute

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Whoever is responsible for this madness needs to be gased.

>POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT >POULSHIT

Leipzig is fucking dominating.

This means Bayern will win

Poulsen is so bad

/comfy/ here

Who is the second commentator on the Youtube stream?

Good for you you fat fuck
>implying they are cheaper than Hanuta

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kimmich is such a player bros

I'm not watching this color clusterfuck.
Fuck everyone involved.

>he plays like a god
lmao what

nö

era of the BULL

fuuuuuuuck
so close

Is Kimmich the next GOAT RB?

>"he plays like a God"

my fucking sides

Buyern make Werner look decent

R A U M D E U T E R

who?

I fucking love RB so much.
Name a more entertaining high energy attacking team.

You can't.
Dortmund comes close.

>müllel

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>MUELLEL
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A 2 VS 1
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

müllel no

You sound like Scott

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>Müller cant keep the ball

>MuLEL
sasuga

>müllel

classic müller dribble

Ajax

Was said about Kimmich after his last good tackle on Werner.

>SABITZER

>all those streamlets ITT

let me in boss

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BREMEN

>Red Bull finishing

Muller should've retired before Lahm ffs. What a useless prick.

Müller is 70 IQ retard

Who's this yank on the stream?

Mueller literally just had to pass sideways to that other guy before. WTF was he thinking?

watch as red bull run and press like mad for 70 minutes then bayern get a lucky penalty

>cup final
>"we'll see a result today!"

Who is this fucking commentator? Actually is it Rob Walker?

Well I meant in Germany.

>two threads
>these kits
>streamlets confusing me as well

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>Müller dribbling
>Müller passing

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Don't know but hearing his accent ruins my immersion

aaaand it's over

if you're watching ESPN News, it's based Kacey Keller

Told you.

Fuck this stupid sport

OH NO NO NO NO

LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA

NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NONONONONOOO THIS CANNOT BE

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LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA

LEWWWWWWAAA

ughhhhh fuck this

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fun while it lasted lel

>Leipzig
Leipzig
>Leipzig
Leipzig
>Leipzig
Leipzig
>Leipzig
Leipzig
>Leipzig
Leipzig
BAYEEEERN UNBESIIIEEEEEGGT WOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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gg

FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN FUCK OFF BAYERN

omg Orban is retarded.

>Gulasci

SUCK MY DICK

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Red Bull are the biggest brainlet choker team next to Hoffenheim and Dortmund

I'm watching YouTube

RED BULL VERLEIHT ______________!

LEWANGOALSKI

Everytime he score I have to mute my tv because of cringe

lewd

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you can all stop watching now

>its time

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WEAK MIND BULL

nice header

If magic numbers than meme magic wills it that Leipzig will equalize just before the half-time break

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>Red/White jersey vs White/Red jersey
epic

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Why the fuck did Leipzig change their lineup from the last game? they actually drew Bayern 0-0.

>RB Customer v Bayern Customer

Not based.

>tfw Drachen sind wesendlich stärga als billiche kleine kack Rinder

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and suddenly Bayern can keep the ball for more than 5 seconds

It's fucking over

When will he stop?

>he slipped
OH NO NO NO

They wanted to win, not just draw

It is not permitted for buyern to lose.

*solves football*
*still gets fired*

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>want to win
>lose
oh no no no

>British commentator on Youtube keeps saying "Bayern Munchen"

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German football is like an old grandpa with dementia beating up a bunch of mongoloid children

JAMES JAMES JAMES

How they could let this happen is beyond me.
The absolute state

>""""solves""""
Lol if Dortmund hadn't imploded he wouldn't even have won the league.

I want to kill them, especially the one with the nigger voice.

kam on leipzig score some fakking Tore

>people say "red bull leipzig"
>its actually "rasen ballsport leipzig"

why are people so retarded?

they didnt implode, they got raped by bayern and schalke

are abyern playing in red just to advertize their new kit?

Who even are they? Main guy sort of sounds like Rob Walker who does the snooker intros but I've no idea who the other bloke is.

but he did

The colors just blend together. This is unwatchable level of retardation.

>if x then y
(You)

>crossing the ball to Werner
ah yes

name 1 elite player from red bull

>Werner miles offside and slowly walking back on

That will be sixty five million Euros please.

mateschitz

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

the MLS shitter is ruining EVERYTHING

>RB Filiale aus New York
based

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I would have watched if Leipzig scored the first goal. Not going to watch now. I'm too experienced with monopoly leagues.

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HÄNGENGEBLIEBEN

>one is a soulless corporate enterprise
>the other is a soulless corporate enterprise created to sell an energy drink
Imagine liking either of these teams, Jesus Christ

I heard that is happening in Africa and the US.

i'm so glad leipzig forgot how to play football since the goal

Everything going according to plan

Naby Keïta

>created to sell an energy drink
I don't even think that's the point anymore.

Forsberg is shite

the final red pill is that you want both to lose

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agreed

cringe
Do you think they play for some greater good? The owners sell you high quality football, who gives a fuck what's on the jersey?

based konate

Konaté based as hell

what's the german equivalent for "half time slags"?

>koman

C'mon

>Coman
lmao

>coman the barbarian

BASED KOUNATE

>COMAN
OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAH

KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE KONATE

>klare Ecke
>
?????

Halbzeit Uschis

That was not offside lmfao

Halbzeithuren

HOLY FUCK WHAT A SAVE

Halbzeit-Hasen.

Halbzeitschlampen

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Falsely flagged for offside

Konaté is elite. Orban is dragging him down.

I took a second mortgage on my house and bet all the money on yussuf scoring

how fucked am i?

I care. These colors are fucking unwatchable kek.

Lmfao lewy wasn't offside there either, holy shit this ref is fucking shit

oh shit the linesman is retarded

They should sell their cola in 2 liter bottles instead, fuck their energy drinks.

>that linesman

>The owners sell you high quality football, who gives a fuck what's on the jersey?

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Every time Leipzig play Bayern Werner is ABSOLUTE dogshit.

Jesus Christ what a shame she turned into such a turbo crackwhore

TWO WRONG OFFSIDES CALLED
FUCKING GALACTIC BRAIN REFEREE, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR HEAD FOR?

HOW WAS THAT OFFSIDE YOU CUNT???

REFBALL

halbzeitschnecken

only 1.5 niggers in their starting 11 though

This match is kinda intense
Just wish all the action was near the Bayern goal instead

makes you think

Of course he is. Couldn't even see the color problem.

we don't post whores here

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We don't have Red Bull cola here Germanbro, what is it like?

>humLELS

First time in the final for Leipzig, what an amazing story for a small team with no money.

'mazin

this but unironically

It was for 25 minutes

I like tastes like quality cola with natural touch hard to describe but best cola for me.

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>head injury
he's american so that's his natural condition

This is not /bundes/, shareholder, begone.

Disgusting.
Even the Coca Cola Energy drink is better

Sounds like this maybe? I miss it.

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>le eco friendly look
how contrived. sad!

Some people hate it, some people like it.
It's less sweet, doesn't taste artificial.

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ugh

used to buy this at the schlecker next to school

>sugar water
>it tastes natural/not artificial

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Red Bull cola??????

Are there any interesting local French fizzy drinks?

I've seen those in the Supermarket

>cola drinks

For me? it's artery cleaner, fruit juice.

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Dr Pepper is best soda.

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There is less acid in it. Thats why they need less sugar and the different aromas come through better.

Schlampezeitung

Imagine drinking sodas over the age of 18

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got a shirt with the afri logo that i really like

Green Cola is pretty good

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where are the halftime slags la

Should have brushed your teeth, bong.

For me, it's Lucozade, the true Energy drincc

>skank newspaper
close

I went to English Shop and bought a bunch of sodas once. They taste horrible

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>yeah, my favorite energy drink is any of the Rockstar Supersours or the limited edition Lewis Hamilton black grape Monster
>how did you know?

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>you will never enjoy proper full sugar orange lucozade again

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BASED GIANNI

>watchu looking at user haha

what's you're reaction

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Scheisszeitrapunzel.

>the dose of RB

Take them back to shopkeeper

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a pig

New for in a few posts:

Since Bayern's third kit isn't out yet Adidas probably forced them to wear this combo.

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Rasenfunk commentary is good.

Who /Halbzeitschiss/ here?

I used to like Arne Friedrich but he seems like a total fuckboy nowadays

miring his beard though

"oh, nothing" while my eyes stay on her arse

lose weight

disgusting

>wide waists on a man

FUCK YOU FORSBERG I WILL FIND YOU and..... and .....

FUCK

HOLY SHIT NEUER AGAIN

oh come on Forsberg

Why would anyone choose to support a team called Red Bull with a fucking Red Bull logo as their logo

Its Rasenballsport tho

BASED Hummels

I am making about 3 kilos of chilli. Bets on how long itll last? Am not fat btw

btw

effse bayaaa stern des südens

>bulls
l m a o
bayern were pure shit too

rip in piss :(

S

anybody got the potential Lewandowski foul on Konaté just after Yussuf's header?