For me, it's No Salad

For me, it's No Salad

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the absolute unit

Absolutely based.

Proof that not all Liverpool fans are insufferable cunts.

SPHERICAL

I played some fat fuck in 5 a side this size in a Liverpool shirt. He was nearly unplayable.

He had such girth that he could literally just turn with the ball and score and you could do nothing about it, was impossible to get close enough to him, and you can't slide tackle

'ate lettuce
'ate dressing
'ate croutons
love greggs
simple as

>care to repeat your insult on kebabs, you infidel?

wat do

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So this is the power of the carnivore diet...

For me, its Jane's Bitch

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Salad is legit delicious if you make it right though. Put spinach as base, purple onions, feta cheese, black olives, cucumber, shredded carrots, avocado, peanuts and put olive oil + balsamic vinegar to top it off and it tastes so good.

Gain weight.

Have sex

Take a shower.

hoes mad

Get a clue.

suck my dick bitch, fuck you

The only salads worth eating are arugula salads and a classic wedge

>imagine not enjoying both veggies and meat
I feel sorry for you

Most veggies have anti-nutrients when not prepared properly. Corn for example causes b6 defficiencly and eventually pellagra when not nixtamalized first. Kale and spinach contain oxalic acid which can cause kidney stones, inflammation, and actually weaken your bones.
Almost all plant foods need specific preparation to reduce the toxins in them.

le brainwashed american

>Fag salad-eater calling anyone else a how
lol

hoes mad

stop using Yea Forums memes you simps

what in the sweet mother of fuck am i reading

this.
one should only eat cheese to stay healthy (at any size).

For me, it's Fortnite - what a player

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