/cric/

Probably true when you can't achieve a true erection

nonce

imagine posting about an Englishman’s penis on Yea Forums approximately three times a day

nah mate, try closer to home, we sent all the nonces to the desert where you live

nonce

have sex

nonce

Jack and Daxter- The Precursor Legacy

so true

Dragon Quest VIII- the journey of the cursed king

the Jack and Daxter show

there is literally no greater privilege in life than being a broad shouldered, middle class Englishman . It escapes me how anyone could even begin to try and prove this statement wrong

Halo 2 for me

but you're a manlet

I’m 180cm doctor measured
So a certified non-manlet

you could be
>tall
>richer
>in a country where privilege actually manifests into social power eg) Russia, Saudi Arabia
>not balding

180 is king of manlets

182 is the cutoff

sebbo on the other hand is a certified heavy weighing in at a Tucson approved 120 kg

nonce

Deano B

>Russia, Saudi Arabia
Yeah thanks but no thanks

>me a deano
my mum is upper middle class and I listen to mercury rev

>my mum is upper middle class

Delusional B

his mum is rich as fuck apparently
his dad is welsh though lmao

Mumsaprozzy B

she actually is though , I’m sorry it’s just the truth

wtf, I never knew Based Tone was born here

>believing stories told my anonymous spergs on the internet

Freshie B

that’s fantastic work mate
Have you showed that to your nonce kiwi overlords yet? Bet they’d give it a fantastic grade you hilariously non-hilarious Anglo prick

why are you so mad you poor cunt?

Seethy B

based

bit going on here

halo is shit. For me it’s timespitters
Halo is for people who were too stupid and working class to outgrow video games by the age of about 15

this battle was won through true unfaltering resilience.
something pasty poms could never comprehend.

lol

anyone who dislikes Halo didn't have friends simple as

I think Australia sucks

Literally you’re only two cultural icons are Shane warne and zyzz

just hate fat people

Shane warne and zyzz are greater people that literally ANYONE the rest of the world has produced.

Only played Halo 3 desu

For me it was playing Halo, drinking and listening to Tool with my mates before going out on Wednesday/Saturday night.

>lol your 100 year old country formed exclusively of working class brits doesn't have a substantial cultural output on the same level as ancient European nations

have sex

Team slayer LP
Valhalla
simple as

Gonna talk about Shane warne for a minute as I do actually have some cricket opinions aside from shitposting all the time. Why is it that he’s the only one who’s managed to make leg spin look threatening? Is leg-spin flawed by nature and he’s a freak of nature? It’s uncanny why there’s been so few leg spinners who actually threaten a batsman’s defence

Business idea: Have sex

reckon warne had an unreal ability to setup batsmen that no other leg spinner has ever had

MacGill mate

Chinamen Total War's pretty fun desu

feel like he lived off people being scared of Warne. He would have got hammered anywhere in the subcontinent. Big spinner of the ball but I don’t think he was that threatening overall. Basically these last two posts are just paying virtue to how great Warne was- he made the ineffective effective

I GRIEVE IN STEREO

nonce

shane warne and regana herath are the the two best spinners I’ve seen seen since i started watching cricket
Shane warns because he literally defied what leg spinning was about
And Hearth because he literally defined what slow left arm orthodox was about

might start up a scaruffi-Esque review website of test cricketers

Irrelevant B

know more about test cricket than you

does the b stand for bender? I think it should

the b stands for bowen (son of Owen in welsh)
I recommend you kill yourself as my knowledge of test cricket mogs on yours

well it can't be much worse than your limited overs acumen

limited overs isn’t cricket. Cricket only realises itself in first-class form

strongly considering putting a tenner on warner being wc top scorer
got a feeling

Brainful first over from Australia

nonce

I can literally mentally recite every full strength amir dismissal in my head at a whim as a mental montage
Call it the amir show if you must, I call it the zachy B show

GONE. FUCK OFF. GIVE US THE CUP NOW.

Poohit on pooicide watch

BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT

>review in a warm up game

put some water and soap in the cup and use it have a bath you smelly cunt

Safe to say we've got this cup in the bag. Trent boult is unbelievably elite and this FACT makes noncey b SEETHE uncontrollably

>that kit

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glorious stroke from warner. can you BELIEVE people didnt want him back in the team?

a full strength Mohammad amir

People didn't want him in the team because he is a disgusting cheat not because he's bad

England already on psychologically cooked watch

Why are these English grounds so soulless? The caketin or Eden park, now those are REAL cricket grounds

*thinks about a full strength mustafizur Rahman*

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BOULT JESUS

>still pushing the Nonceibul gimmick

Yawn

nonce

HAHAHAHAH oh NONONONONO

India on absolute garbage watch

FUCK OUT

BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT BOULT GOAT

>shittydhawan

OH NONONO CRINGEDIA ARE DONE

rajibrain is literally an eternal gimmick and will never die

poohul is gone lol its swinging

Looking forward to reading cricbuzz damage control

MOMMY

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australia really cruising here lad. honestly should just give us the world cup already

good ball but all blundell there

once again proving he is an elite keeper batsman

SCOR SUM FAKKIN RANSSSSS

>fatty finch

Fuck off Finch

>getting out to Shart Pood

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>finch out of form right as the world cup starts
wasted it in that india series kek

chinlets on pooicide watch

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Australia vs NZ final. Can't see Australia winning if they close the hardware stores around Lord's the day before.

So you then? That's a grim chin

whats with australians and hardware store?

Nice jawline kek, your boyfriend must love resting his nuts against it.

the chad review every chance

t. Freshesh Patel

nice review bane kek

the kiwi idiot thinks hes funny because le sandpaper

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you now remember Steve harmison

Honestly think the aus uniforms are nice

still can't believe that Aus got memed into banning their two best players over a little bit of ball tampering

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oh i though that wasn't some shallow joke. i overestimated the peewee

OH NONONONOAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Based fucking boult

Imaging needing more than one bowler at the tournament

oooooooo knocked his plums off

>Grimdia

hard dick panda

BOULT to open the batting tttt

Based fucking swing.

Bet your house on New Zealand now. How can other bowling attacks compete

England kit is fucking horrible, jesus christ.

Literally playing in new Zealand conditions here.

apparently this pitch is the oddball and the rest are boring batsmans paradise

PLEASE stop saying that >we're the favourites

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>imagine facing bumGod on this wicket

genuine first change bowling from stokes here

>Clarke salivating over potential injuries

kys

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genuinely and truly believe it'll be an aus nz final again

Where does my allegiance lie if not here? This is the city of the men of Numenor. I would gladly give my life to defend her beauty, her memory, her wisdom.

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The beard that hid a complete lack of jawline.

Cringeland have lost it. GG

shut the fucking fuck up you kiwi fucking nonce

nonce

yep. based

based

Business idea: sack Langer, promote Punter

Sucking your cheeks in can’t hide the bloat from your alcoholism

friendly reminder zachy B is too high IQ for sporting patriotism and does not a support an English victory in this cricket World Cup. I cried pure tears of patriotic joy when >we voted to leave the European but shan’t be engaging myself with juvenile pursuits such as sporting patriotism

cringe

>I cried pure tears of patriotic joy when >we voted to leave the European but shan’t be engaging myself with juvenile pursuits such as sporting patriotism
YIKES

For me it's supporting whoever is presently the best team in the world so that I never have to be disappointed

care to dissect upon youre so mad? Sporting patriotism is a liferal meme. What happens in sport literally doesn’t matter in a national identity sense

midge

I support new Zealand and anyone who is playing against England or Australia

only deano supports England
I’m too upper class for that

Business idea: Alchy B finally drinks himself to death so we don't have to endure his inane ramblings anymore

DE BIG GUY

FUCK OFF PISSRAT KUNTLI

BACK TO THE SHEDS YOU CUNT

POOHLI

DE GRAND WICKET

I only support the batting side
Bowling is the pursuit of brainlets

POODIA BTFO POODIA BTFO POODIA BTFO

Absolute destruction here. Feel bad for the grimdians tbqh

Go suck your dead mum deano
I know more about test cricket than you and this will always be the case. U mad?

Business idea: play comfy warm up matches forever and never actually get to the WC

Can't understand why you would shave your head and then proceeded to grow a foot long beard

Honestly? BASED.

W O R K
O
R
K

>this thing
>calling anyone a Deano

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My brain and forehead contains pure hot knowledge of test cricket since 2003, anyone who tries to take a grab at it just gets knocked back and burnt

your forehead contains nothing but a rapidly receding hairline

Imagine thinking you could shit talk anyone when this photo of you exists

Is this from the Plovdiv nonce conference? The nonceference

ah yes, the worst picture of me that exists on the internet. Why are you posting this? Why are you so mad? Is it dare I say it because I mog on you in terms of test cricket knowledge. I suspect so

Greasy B

>worst picture of me that exists on the internet

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Ugly b

acne b

The facts remain-

Know more about test cricket than you
Grandad is worth 11 million pounds

Impotency b

Oversharesabouthisfamily B

Yeah well Sebbo weighs 12 million pounds

posting two lies in the one post. that is a mutable offence. you are hereby muted from posting for the next 24 hours.

I only value the opinion of someone who knows more about test cricket than me

you should value most peoples opinion then

well that’s clearly not true is it , considering I possess an unparalleled knowledge of test match dismissals since 2003

fuck sake warner is fucking TRASH. why the FUCK is he back in the fucking team

boooo
cheat cheat cheat

>muh IPLel form

BTFO

>Brightons
BASED illiterate

imagine browsing Yea Forums beyond the age of 30

smith at the crease boys, very excited for this sensibleinnings

this wc is going to be good
even the visuals are kino

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How was Slats allowed to travel after getting kicked off a plane?

the nonce brown noser sune luus poster only comes out when England play or it’s a major event. Honestly hate that little cretin so much

guy on the left looks like he sniffs his sister's knickers

Stupidity b

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so does the one on the right

Sri Lanka will win the cricket World Cup and i will haunt you brainlets in your dreams until you die . I’m not even being ironic. Sri Lanka are taking this

So true

would be funny
all the tarquains with tickets will be furious

not enjoying this pretend to be injured meme

HOLY MOTHER OF NEESHGOD

UNLEASHAM

>Anyway, Jimmy Neesham comes on for New Zealand. Can he be as good with the ball as he is on Twitter?

Jimmy Neesham is Reddit: The Player

my absorption of test cricket dismissals since 2003 leaves me to the well grounded conclusion that none of the big 3 are going to be taking home the cricket World Cup this year. It’s literally just obvious to anyone who posesses half a cricketing brain . Only a massive bet against India, Australia and England is a huge money maker

NEEEEEESHGOD

GOATSHAM

NEESHELITE

POODIA IN TATTERS

You’re 5’3” : The Height.

the ABSOLUTE STATE of Grimdia

*Honestly massive bet against India, Australia and England is a huge money maker

Please just don’t come crying to me when you could have made loads of easy money

Paul Collingwood fielding for England

>30 (44 balls)

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Good lad he is. Had a few drinks with him and Sidebottom in a strip club.

doesnt make sense

What doesn’t make sense? I know that none of India, Australia or England are going to win the World Cup and I’m pleeing with you to bet against all three of them because I want all my cric bros to be rich

Based Colly

wow

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that's correct, you are not being ironic
what you are actually doing is picking an unfancied team to win it so everyone will think 'whoa, maybe this guy knows something we don't, what a ballsy prediction'
what we're actually thinking is 'what a brainlet'

you cant bet against teams winning it tho can you
you have to bet on a team winning

Steele Sidebottom (born 2 January 1991) is a professional Australian rules football player currently playing for the Collingwood Football Club in the Australian Football League.

>that seethe

reminder hating NZ is officially a reddit opinion

What the hell are you talking about of course you can

Why is it always bushrangers fans kek

Bit of a reach but I’ll allow it

basedthee

India
Australia
England

The grand list of teams that are not winning the World Cup, If I’m wrong i will honestly never post in this shithole ever again

GONE

GOTTEM

FUCK OFF BACK TO BANGLADESH

alright post the link to it then
definitely chatting shit

but I won’t be wrong, because I’m never wrong, and I’m doomed to suffer here forever

I don't even know which Sidebottom you're actually referring to

be a bit weird having a side bottom
have to lay down on the bog sideways

just finished cashing up the tills at work lads
cozied myself up in one of our private booths and will proceed to get paid to watch india get flogged for 3 hours while getting paid waiting for the kitchen to finish cleaning up
ama

every international competition in any sport I bet on every team not to win the cup and win all but 1 bet. bookmakers hate me! (this is what floppy baldy b actually believes)

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big fan of santners action

mark woods injured apparently

Yea m8 just a few:
>Where are you working where you've finished cashing up before the kitchen is finished cleaning?
>Why isn't the bar still open?
>What sort of license do you have that allows you to stay on premise for the next three hours with the place closed?

why doesn't he just stop injuring himself ffs

SCOR SUM FAKKIN WICKITTTTTTS

who's watching india v nuzilland
is the ball actually doing a bit or are india just shit?

Little of column A, little of column B.

>women's divegrass world cup warm up match takes precedence over eng v aus on bbc sport
sorry but no-one cares bbc

Can't believe the cope by poos on twitter la

GOTTEM FUCK OOOOFFFFFFFFF

GONE

FUCK OFF BACK TO PAKISTAN

NEESHGOAT ON REDDIT GOLD WATCH

genuinely believe there is a conceited effort by the powers that be in England to kill cricket.

I think taking it off free to air directly after arguably the best ashes series of all time was a clue

Will boult bowl his overs or let everyone else finish the tail

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very disappointed in the AFL today. switching to the cricket

idk why but it takes these idiots a ridiculously long time to do whatever it is they have to do
people dont come here just for drinks, so theres no reason to keep the bar open
we've got a tavern license that allows us to sell until 3am but as far as i know theres no reason i cant stick around here as long as i like

Who the fuck is Can Smith?

Why aren't the bowlers just Hughsing the opposition batsmen? It's like they don't even want to win the wc

Cameron Smith (born 18 June 1983) is an Australian professional rugby league footballer who has played his entire career to date for the Melbourne Storm in the National Rugby League. A goal-kicking hooker, Smith has captained the Storm since 2006,[a] winning the 2012 and 2017 NRL Premierships.[b] He previously represented Queensland in State of Origin and the Australian Kangaroos internationally, captaining both teams from 2012[c] until his retirement from representative matches in 2018.

Regarded by many as one of the greatest players of all time,[3][4][5] Smith has won the Dally M Medal as the NRL's player of the year in 2006 and 2017, the Golden Boot Award as the international player of the year in 2007 and 2017, and the NRL's Dally M Hooker of the Year on seven occasions.[d] Smith is the only player to kick 1,000 goals in the NRL[6], and in round 5 of 2019, he became the highest points scorer in the competition's history, overtaking the former record holder Hazem El Masri[7]

Hi cric what’s the score??

its fucking HILARIOUS to think that people ACTUALLY thought australia would ahve some kind of long running slump in cricket
LMAO we are absolutely fucking GOAT.

lel

Who's winning?

2-1 the most dangerous lead

"he looks very tradesman like"

oops haha

>Dawson to Khawaja, OUT, stumped! Madness from Khawaja! He charged straight out of the hand, stayed leg side trying to launch over long off, it was slid through quicker, wide of off, he missed it by miles and was stumped by an equal distance. Crazy shot

Spose you’re closed on Sunday so the chefs have got the juniors giving everything a major scrub? That’s how it used to go down when I was running a country pub.

Get off /cric/ mum

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the famous southampton stone wall

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Hmmmmm

leg spin is harder yeah but it has the benefit of turning away from right handers

not even that, we're only closed Monday, and it's bog standard for the kitchen to take 3 hours once I call it closed. it's quite an operation though to be fair, we have 7 or 8 proper chefs on for real nights, then a pair of dishies/kitchen hands

Wogs gonna cry

lol AusWORMS on suicide watch

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Jeez sounds like a big operation, how many covers a night? Are you the GM?

>I saw lot of discussions about Stoinis, Does he really need to go for bang from early on? He is taking time and after another 2 or 3 overs he will do his job. He is finisher it doesn't mean he has to go from 1st ball straight in below 40th over.

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India confirmed zero chance for the cup

are poms made of glass

SMOTHGOD

>91/7
>177/9
Kek

Poofra Shartcher is a West Indian sweetie

New Zealand on 125 all out watch

So glad I put fiddy on nz to win it all boys

Would have finished for under 100 if boult was brought back in earlier but needed more runs so the batsmen get a decent go.

Big fan of the English WC kit

tipping Boult man of the tournament

Will Carey finally prove himself

William Carey was a British Christian missionary, Particular Baptist minister, translator, social reformer and cultural anthropologist who founded the Serampore College and the Serampore University, the first degree-awarding university in India mate.

w-will smith get a century

Did he cheat his way to it?

>stale jokes
Cringe

Imagine not believing in the redemption arc

we did ~300 tonight, i just dm
pretty chill gig ngl, i only have to actually work from like 6-10, after that the drones just get everything ready for the next day

who writes the script for international cricket?

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OUT

BASED

Elite catch that

what does smitty have in store for us

holy mother of THWACK

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WALLOP

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KEK ALL THE ENGLISH SUBHUMANS BOOING

What’s the point of so many warm up games just get on with it

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Someone make a new thread right now

oi zachy haven't seen you in /afl/ this season

>implying a cheat deserves anything but booing

umm, how about no convictlets

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>ramp shot
fucking howling

Hoggin' dem boos LMFAO

Nice, but your kitchen is taking the piss with that many staff for 300 on a Saturday tttt. Same as their clean up hours. Not your drama as a dm, but might be worth pointing out.

YIKES

>haven't followed cricket at all since the SA fuckup
>see this thread
>open stream
>Steve Smith on a century
I dont know this feel
Is this real

smith must be stopped

Aussie not scoring quickly enough
England to win in the 46.3 over
Thx

>Those criticising the booing and sledging of Steve Smith should remember that Stuart Broad was very, very harshly treated by the Australian crowds after his failure to walk after edging to slip. In fact the coach said that they hope the Australian crowds make him cry! Remember that and the fact that Smith Warner and Bancroft cheated very, very badly.
finally someone with balls
was getting quite sick of the crying about MUH GREAT BATMAN MADE 100 DONT BOO HIM *sob*
absolutely pathetic
if anything they're not booing him enough

all that t20 has served smoth well

>the world cup
in what? australian football?))))

im 2 years older than curran but have a much better hairline

THWACKED THE FUCK OUT

Business idea: Have the papers cover Smoths century but refused to use his name or a picture of him

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Someone should stab Smith in the back like he did to all the Australian cricketing fan base

Not out lads

booo

GONE FUCK OFF CHEATING SCUM

how is that even out?

>Gabba fans' silent weapon against smug Pommy cheat
fucking kek

no idea if that was out or not

Is Pom like Sebbo?

didn't look out
what was the soft signal from the umpires?

lmao, the 3rd ump has a clear angle that its not out, but then looks at another that looks like maybe its 50-50, so he gives him out?

haha

THAT POO IN THE BUNKER IS BLIND THE BALL WAS SPINNING TOWARDS THE BOWLER IT BOUNCED YA DILL

>No clear evidence
>Out

>didnt make 300
kek we're fucking COOKED

easy work

kek KEK, Couldn't even manage 300. POOTHETIC

Australia playing like a bear during hibernation

why didn't stove shit walk? why is he such a cheating fetal alcohol syndrome little cunt? hope he dies pretty soon

You now remember Mitchell Marsh

um he did sweaty
then walked back when they showed the replay kek

The most blatantly correct decision I have ever seen canNOT believe people are even trying to dispute it

punished Steve thrives on negative energy

it's a warm up lads there is no need to be upset

BUMGOD

just tuned int othe india game, holy FUCK they are cooked

OH NONONO POO PEELAND ARE FINISHED

Pls New Zealand I bet on you

tipping England to be five down for less than 50

OH NO NO NO POO PEELAND

Will Collingwood bat?

Ah yes, that time FUCKING NO ONE said moronro was worth picking.

southampton bowl is looking meaty

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collingwood is an afl team mate

Why so many empty seats

warm up game

remember the t20 in india all the fans were holding up posters with players names or w.e on but they also painted on the competitions sponsors aswell remember thinking it was proper weird

>grimdia

Reckon this Kumar chap is a bit shit

Bumgod in good shape

cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat

we do actually need that many for service but i have no doubt they take the piss with closing
its because the head chef doesnt stick around for closes anymore but i let it slide because the chefs' jobs are actually awful, and they get paid piss so if they want to gouge out another hour then its fine by me

Personally, I would work for piss

Sebbo on golden shower watch

>pooptill

Can anyone help me out with a stream or ace stream that isn’t absolute dog shit?
Aus/Eng

Piss is actually very nutritious if you get the right filter

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they on their way to australia?

Warm up game.

Also the ECB retardedly scheduled the One Day Cup Final on the same day and Hampshire (where this warm up is being played) made the final and are currently at Lords.

Business idea: Defund the police even more, arm them with only gay pride flags and silly string

Yeah mate

Poms are such poofters

I came to the same conclusion when people on bbc livetext were debating whether it was right to boo steve smith
what a country of fags

For me, it's Israel Folau

oh dear

DROP SHITSTOW

ENGLEL BTFO

Jonny Jonny.....

>englel

classic seething ginger glovelet dismissal

gf's birthday and I missed the cricket

fucking livid

Australia and New Zealand to win

Good day to be a white man

>cricket world cup is every 4 years
>birthdays happen once a year
get your priorities straight

Saurav Ganguly is the only Indian player to score a century in the knock out stages of a World Cup.

who should replace bairstow to open in the world cup? it's clear his time is up

>wogs
>white

I'll say it now. Get off Steve Smith's back. Booing is pathetic. He's a fantastic batsman who's paid a huge price already. Some fellow England fans need to grow up and stop being so parochial. Can't wait to Smith bat at Trent Bridge.

pretty boy twink

Upvoted

>Mustafa Moudi: "Bairstow caught Warner in the first innings and now Warner caught Bairstow in the second inning...There is a different game going on between the SRH Openers !!"
haha yeah it IS like that! they played together in the IPL didnt they and now theyre on different teams hahah how things change, wonder if warner was like 'jonny m8 arent u opening with me again'?? and jonny was like it's no the IPL anymore hahah

i'm fantastic too but you guys always call me a fat sebbo cunt

This is the post

smith and warner are going to get abused at grounds up and down the country this summer
brings a smile to my face just thinking about it

got inside knowledge from state cricketers that the extent of Smith's involvement was wilful ignorance

wasnt a very good prediction was it mate

haha classic moments

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Based pom

>lose to Australia at home
>lose to New Zealand

what went wrong with India

outside kohli i don't think their batting is anything that great

I'll have a look m8

umm m8.. danes can't be cricket..

Lmfao at england

Eoin morgan, adil rashid, joe root, mark wood and archer all injured. My fucking sides

yeah true very bumrash focused bowling too

got two great players and not much else

adil rashid
mark wood
are both shit

archer is a jamaican who shouldnt even be in the team

youtube.com/watch?v=c3s1XZzEnRU

All are dogshit, except for BumGOD

wood is fucking shithouse lmao it's actually good for england if he's not there

K E K

reddit.com/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/bss9h8/0930_gmt_india_vs_new_zealand_4th_warmup_game/
reddit.com/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/bss9nu/0930_gmt_england_vs_australia_3rd_warmup_game/
change the url to ceddit, open the link in firefox

gonna take a risky 2 minute shit without closing the shop

Business idea: get all your best players injured before the tournament even starts so that you have a good excuse for when you inevitably choke

/wildcard/

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need jhye richardson

YEAH WE DRIFT HERE ALONE

WE DRIFT HERE ALOOOOONE

WITH NOTHING TO DO

UNTIL ONE OF US MAKES THE OTHER ONE COME TRUEEEE

GOTTEM

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET OFF THE PITCH

BACK TO DURBAN YOU SAFFA CUNT

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it was fine but the wipe was very slapdash, may need to return shortly

ON NONONO

rights for gays
oh yeah

*shakes head*

anyone got the picture of ben stokes screaming that had the filename
>MISSSSSBAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
or something?

looking for this mate

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noice gary ahaha

haha

different photo but like this one too ta

anyone have the angry barmy army fan webm from the windies tour
i got drunk one night and literally deleted every single file i had saved

This?

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got it somewhere

did the same at the start of last year and lost 6 years of cric stuff

yes mate this was the one thanks

>choking in a warm up game

the ABSOLUTE STATE of you poofters

Might have it

>where do you think it lies, the bow-
>clearly about to go on a rehearsed line
>the captain

was it autism

here we go

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>germany and italy playing
>it’s all brown people

so good to have cricket back

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honestly
with a side parting and the ends trimmed off the moustache, that is hitler

>chahal and kuldeep getting belted
The ABSOLUTE State of us

BASED

not 100% sold on this new kit

Business idea: cricket, but it's actually interesting

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Lost all hope after the NZ series

good series

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such an elite map
lots of kills with the magnum on this bad boy

this really is desperate stuff
almost feel like actually doing some work instead of watching this retrograde nonsense

New Zealand require another 60 runs with 8 wickets and 26.0 overs remaining

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Australia v New Zealand in the final then boys?

didnt realise dhoni was still playing for india

so many games would have been won by india if he wasn't

Imagine the state of Yea Forums if they lose again kek

>every single thread getting overrun by the hobbit island pasta

good times

The old fart needs to fuck off

Hopefully someone in Hampshire knows the Heimlich maneuver rofl

SCOR SUM FAKIIN BAANDRIES

where are the kiwi cunts btw, haven’t seen a post from them in a while

/cric/ on revival watch

>MS DHONI

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loving the visuals so far lads

id actually kill myself if i were english

saw virat and dhoni play at the rose bowl the time before last
remember thinking dhoni looked like a brick wall

you in m8?

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apparently root isnt injured his grandad died

Same haha

glad to see vince back

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Is /cric/, dare i say it, back?

ah so thats the ROOT of the issue

this is about the time he usually gets out anyway so if you were trying to jinx him, it is unecessary

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Yeah for 2 months

Reckon they might be asleep you ignorant fat cunt

BIG STRONG WOG

reckon he's got two picture perfect cover drives left before dollying one up

get alex hales on the blower

embarrassing moment for goosey

friendly reminder I know about test cricket and its deliveries and dismissals than anyone posting in this thread. Just smacked a massive 5000 Bulgarian lev on India , England and Australia not winning. Why you ask? Because it’s free money

wogGODs run Australia

lol Goosey you dickhead

>New Zealand require another 39 runs with 8 wickets and 22.1 overs remaining

oh nononono

t. first time hearing about goosey

I don't understand what you mean by betting on teams not winning
you can't do that

south africa WILL win the world cup

thanks for acknowledging me and breaking rule iii

cometh the hour cometh the man

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why do no saffas post here

Not sure I like slowdive as they sound like a poppy and less artistic of version of MBV but as the sun hits really is an unapologetic banger

no one wants to post here with you fat cunt

theres one that posts here sometimes

chucking a shit lads

>John: "After a series with outrageously flat pitches that lead us to believe that a score of 500+ was imminent at this World Cup, suddenly we have two warm-up matches with pitches that are somewhat less benign. What gives, ECB?"
Thoroughly bamboozled

stoinis looking handsome today

are you literally regarded? Not sure what betting shops you’ve been going to, obviously you can bet against teams winning. Anyway I don’t care just remember none of India, Australia or England are winning

youtube.com/watch?v=G0LIO138Z-A
big fan of this one

show me the bet on any betting website and this whole argument will be over

Good post

FUCKING FAT CUNT FINCH YOU SHITHEAD

I'm not fat tho

>finch

FINCH YOU FAT CUNT KYS

lol

NOIICCEE GAAAAARRRYYYYY

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BASED GAZZA

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just give >us the world cup

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A full strength bender

wogGOD