/mlb/ ...!

>cusb

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First for fuck the twins

11th for Rags Win!

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It’s one game you fucking retard

I smell the Anglels from here. They stink.

>marlins
LOL

As Family guy would say, first pitch and the season is over for the Mets 97 percent of the time.

the league is actually going to allow Mike Trout to waste away on that team for the rest of his career huh

Just like how Dan Marino wasted his career with the lolphins.

He chose to stay there

Mike trout has accepted the fact that he is a mental midget who cant handle the pressure that comes with playing for a team that has actual expectations let him die in peace and give him his hof consolation prize for never winning anything of significance while he is a player

Watch him get stabbed at a Eagles game come October

If Mike trout was black he would have gone through 3 teams and be washed up already

What the FUCK went wrong?!

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This. He's comfortable stewing in it.

>Griffey
>Buhner
>Edgar
>Johnson
>Arod
>Boone
>Ichiro
>Felix
No rings and the longest postseason drought in every major North American sports league.

>tardinals

Trout = Dirk

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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offering half a billion dollars in guaranteed money is tantamount to coercion and therefore not a legal consensual agreement.

um alright but its the cubbies year again
their about to sweep the reds this weekend

Did someone break the news to him?

Not so fast.

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*chuckles*
oh he's only a baby

How do the whos go from a CGSO to an 11 run multi homer blowout in just one night?

schwarber would bat leadoff for the dodgers thats how bad your lineup is

First for Oakland win streak to continue past the shitty Mariners

Big Dick Giolito wasn't pitching.

yeaaaaaaaaaah baaaaaaby finally someone says it hellllllll yeah

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gotta trade him for scherzer, cubs need pitching badly

WE better get two aces for him or else NO deal

That's asking too much, he could bring back a solid pitcher though

You'll get darvish v2.0 for shartber

nah I want two. no less

What if:
Cubs sign Kimbrel
White Sox sign Keuchel

No one cares about what the white sox do
Cubs are the only relevant team in Chi town

Impossible, Braves are a lock and need more BP help than the Cubs.

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So?

yoan bustcada and the who sux are boring and no one cares about them

Castillo caught instead of McCann.

Trout got robbed of three MVPs, and one that he got wasn’t deserved

Get this hothead outta here

Someone's upset at a sub .500 team

Fucking asshole.

kill the idiot with fire

Boil him in oil. Make the flame last.

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
THE REBUILD WORKED
IT WAS OUR YEAR
IT CAN'T BE LIKE THIS BROS
NOT AFTER WHAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH

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This calls for the Inspector

INSPECTOOOOOOOOOORRRRR

>doyers win

¡ARIBA!

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I still cant believe the cubes picked up darvshit after he crapped his pants in 2017.

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I don't think anyone else was offering more than four years, either.

God I want a Rolls Royce
Which players need discreet gay for pay bear BFs

EVIL MAN DETECTED
EVIL!!!!

this man is chaos incarnate

Why you! You're even worse than the Aladdin remake!

oh that's pretty bad

HOLY FREAKING CRUD YOU GOT HIS BUTT!

he chattered he babbled
yet nothing came out
he studied for knowledge
yet nothing soaked in
he journeyed he voyaged
yet nothing was learned
he received spankies upon spankies
yet he claims "sorry, I didn't know"

kill this fool

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72nd for The Resurgent Washington Baseball Eagles

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hey guys
brewers

>Twins already have 101 homeruns
Are we on the precipice of something great here?

As a displaced Cubs fan, I've been searching my local pubs for a trough in which to piss, yet I can't find one. I really like this one bar near my house. They have two urinals next to each other with a partition between. I spoke to the owner about taking the partition down and he didn't have much to say to me. He pulled the bartender aside and they spoke in hushed tones. They bought me a shot, which was nice. I drank plenty of Shiners. The rest of the night is kind of a blur, but I clearly remember the owner asking if I was happy. I remember this instance because the lights had been turned up during last call, but when he asked, the lights were down. I was on my back, looking up at the owner, and I couldn't wipe the grin off my face. There was a deep, intermittent rumble emanating through my body. My chest was warm, and yet my back was cold. He was peeing on me. I accepted his offering whole-heartedly, for it was completely obvious in that moment that I must become the receptacle I wished to experience in the world.

Does anyone else enjoy the trough experience?

cub fans are fucking gay, go back to /lgbt/

brewers!?

White Sox calling up catching prospect Seby Zavala to replace Wellington Castillo, who is going on the IL for concussion symptoms. Ideally, James McCann will finally take a full time role because he has been superior to Castillo in every way.

Compared to the other White Sox catching prospect Zach Collins, Zavala is viewed as a better defensive option, and is presumably seen as the less promising prospect since they are calling him up on a whim.

just so you know, the Twins have played the least games within their division of any team this year

Stuff it up your ass its OUR YEAR BOYS GET HYPE

White Sox Cubs broship united by the based Bears

no

Only the weakest and most insecure Sox fans think this

No

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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no and you can stop posting this

no, that's the point. If the AL Central is a joke like he says, it doesn't matter - Twins have played many more games outside the AL central than inside of it so far this year. Their record is actually BETTER away than at home, and went 50/50 in their April series with the Astros.
I'm not saying that they can't collapse, but they're looking pretty legit right now

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kek

Oh whoops I misread that

Major League Bulbasaur, I choose you

>If Mike trout was black he would have gone through 3 teams and be washed up already
Were not was.

Let’s go tWINnies let’s go! *clap clap*

>hey guys
>brewers
Well hello there.

*clap clap stomp*
*clap clap stomp*
We will we will tWIN you!

Tell me, where is Godgers? For I much desire to speak with him. I missed him last night. There is a resurgence of Reckerposting with which he may be able to help. I’m afraid Shieldsposting and Heimlichposting will follow.

Erin Rodgers is busy losing a beer chugging competition on national TV somewhere else

/mlb/ on 4channel is an orc friendly space.

>cusb

More like a butt chugging competition

nyy v kc gamethread (double header weather permitting)

*Doink*

>according to /mlb/ you can’t root for a team unless you started rooting for them at birth

Found the lifelong.

for me it's the astros, fuck every other team except the brewers, indians, rays, and padres. Oh and the mariners

I go to baseball games for the food, not the game

Name ONE food.

sorry sir

Boogers

Reds @ Cubs

>More like a butt chugging competition
Is this a reckerpost?

>sox spaghetti

>Twins make difficult catch in right field to save 2 runs
>Sox drop a pop up in right field to blow 2 runs

>no Twins bread

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not sure what (You) mean by this, fren

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I'd make it, but Hiromoot a ahit

Just for you, my special lover

m/a/riners hate the disastros

they also hate first place, but love the bottom

joey gallie

w h i t l e y

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is it tebow time yet

Checked

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Carl Yastrzemski's grandson Mike called up and starting in LF for the Giants today. Mike's father, Carl's son who was also named Mike, peaked at AAA.

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more trash pitching

>getting salamid by the Dads
>jasy

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Is that bird okay

>not montreal marlins

This is true tho.

what fuckin race is yelich supposed to be

>Yelich's paternal grandfather is of Serbian descent.
>His maternal grandfather is Japanese.

>walked two batters and hit one - all with the bases loaded

is he...dare I say it... /ourpanini/?

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tbf "White Sox" wouldn't have fit in anywhere on there

>darshit

>what fuckin race is yelich supposed to be
What race is Recker?

kek scuba kek

Joe Reddit, manager of the Chicago Fedoras, left Poo Darshit in for an 8th inning to blow the lead

The Padres are leading 12-3 and there are STILL no Dads fans in sight

I'm a scared of the Orcs.

GUYS GUYS GUYS!
Twins hit a homerun!

Doink
Doink

>I'm a scared of the Orcs.
You shouldn’t be. They’re a warm and friendly race, and they play baseball even in winter.

I'm sure that when Tim Tebow is called up to the majors in September of 2020, a 35 year old, sanctimonious, noodle armed, virgin rookie strike out machine will be just the missing piece that the Mets need to finally vault them in to 4th place in the NL East.

But they like to eat manflesh.

no they aren't, orcs are literally niggers. you must be a nigger

if the Dads end up leaving, will that officially make San Diego the worst Big 4 sports city ever?

All the dad posters are falseflaggers. There are no dad fans on this cantonese board.

Blowing out canadians isnt post worthy desu

Is the T___s not being a disappointment for once making up for the pain of the Kirk Cousins contract?

lol shut the FUCK up bitch and suck my dick!

They've been absent since the doyers put them in their place.

>blow gays

Oh NONONONONONO

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>blue Jays singlehandedly bringing the padres run differential even

Based as fuck

>blow gays

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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Reminder that $630 million is being paid to these two super stars.

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>implying we feel pain anymore
It's been just one year, I have faith he can turn it around.

>That webm
??????????????

Never seen a routine triple play before?

At least Machimpo doesn't have to spend his career in Shittydelphia.

>3 (three) home runs in one inning
>to the dads

CHADwoow

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Dads on fire. Blue Jays in shambles.

So how much of an awful postmodern eyesore will the new Montreal ballpark be under (((Bronfman)))?

Who /hungoverstill/ here?

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> Tyler Chatwood out of the bullpen
>3-0
>1 Save
>.333 BA
>1.000 OPS
>2 Doubles
>1 RBI
youtube.com/watch?v=BOlvO-0E5YE

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Is his contract, dare I say it, salvageable?

why not start him?

CHADwood!

>Tyler Chatwood got gud
Neat.

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what was his perception among rockies fans?

Pretty trash, but everyone else on the pitching staff was trash during that time, so whatever.

>still p trash desu

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the fuck happened to freeland dude was on fire last year

Too much weed. Now German is our only hope.

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mfw I’m a fan of the Twins and Packers

He's still got a control issue, his BB/9 is currently 5.7 compared to last year when it was 8.6.
The difference is he does long relief instead of starting so he's not grinding through top of the orders or they're more swing happy because it's a close game so he can get them to ground into double plays, which is exactly what happened in today's game when Chatwood let the first two batters on with base hits, got a GIDP and then we got see Puig fly out.

>Packers
I'm sorry for your lots.

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I'd rather keep him as a back up pitcher secret weapon. Given the Cubs pitching, it's only a matter of time before someone dies or Darvish just commits Sudoku.

Who is /Phil's/ here? Looking great on this away stretch.

Are there any catchers you'd like to see back up?

>330 mill yun duh lers.

League wise or just the Cubs? Because Cubs are pretty set with Contreras and Caratini. Only big issue is trying to handle wild pitches and needing someone like Baez to handle their throws to 2nd if it's not properly set.
They also need to work on framing, but that wouldn't be a problem if we move to an electronic strike zone. Though considering what they bring offensively, it offsets.

In terms of depth, it could be better. Taylor is an eternal AAA player who is designed to fuck up Cardinals, and Schwarber is the emergency back up.

Your team
Your fetish

>I asked Maddon if he was concerned after Chatwood gave up those B2B singles: “Yes. Just got to put your seatbelt on.”
Welcome to the Cubs Bullpen Wild Ride.

Cubs
Piss play

cubbies
pegging

Rockies
BBW/SSBBW/feedism

Cubs
being cucked

Cubs
Whoring myself out for free beer

cubbies
:3

Dodgers
Sugar dancing

>BB/9 16.9
>SO/9 20.3
Let's imagine Dillon Maples as a starter.

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Cubs
Furries

Twins!!!!

cubs
I like everything !

WTF is Sugar dancing?
Google "Sugar dancing"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Cubs
Bears

honestly cubs
honestly love suckin dick bro its just my thang nigga

Cubs
I'm a simple guy and i just like to take it up the ass

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cubs
bro just fuck me already

Why are Cubs fans so gay?

Rockies
Lawn care

Based.

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brewers boiling

They're born gay. They chose to be Cubs fans. Makes yuh think, don't it?

so the twins are just another team in the astros way, good to know. Astros in 5

fuck you

7 SEVEN HR'S

Cubs
Gay

cubs
shotacon

Cubes
ghey. so ghey.

cubs...
honestly.... desu... gay... aint nothin wrong with that bro

You must be the guy that posts the dancing Rox hambeast

>Blew Crew

cubes
gay sex with strait boys

cubbies
I'm straight, but I'd love to experiment!

8

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phillies win

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oh no no no no

oh shut up asshole

>19-4

SAVE US JAMES SHIELDS

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bos @ hou starting in a few

based petty user

petty piece of shit!

make it 3/3 phillies pls

BLOW GAYS KEK BLOW GAYS

Twins are winning the Worlds Eries

JASY KEK...

JASY!

They'll just get eliminated by the stankees as usual. Don't get your hopes up too much.

JASY OH NO NO YAKS!

Our year

THOMAS PANINI KEK
SAM GAVIGLIO KEK
ZAC ROSSCUP KEK

High expectations lead to disappointment.

:^)

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>Dodgers/pirates game delayed
Get your shit together worst coast

Mexicans do wake up late in the day

Philosophical trips of truth. Twins confirmed to choke in the postseason.

this would never happen in the west because it's the best

>tardinals

Is austin riley legit

He hit well in the minor leagues the whole way up.

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Does this stuff give anyone else green shit or is that just me?

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Well, look at it this way. We fuckin' lost.

it's just you semen sipper

Reminder that sports are scripted freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/05/the-script-bostons-year-of-sports-world.html

at the least his presence in the batting order is really helping Rhys

black on blackberry gfuel does that too

Wow, you're gullible.

>Mest bases loaded walk off denied

Honestly feels bad, man. They were great when they were on their winning streak at the beginning of the decade but this has gotten real ugly, real fast.
Hopefully based Farhan can flip some of these fuckers who are actually performing and start rebuilding the farm and getting some shit going.

Why haven't they traded posey and bumgarner yet?

GIB MADBUM

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What would you give up for him, user

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>Cubs get umpalled hard where it actually costs them the game.
>They just grumble and play on
>Brewers get think they umpalled in non high leverage situations
>They throw bitch fits and get ejected.
What a little bitch Braun is.

Probably don't have a ton of trade chips on account of the money owed. Bum and Smith the most obvious.

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idk, a prospect or two (let's say... anyone but Bohm/Moniak/Medina/Romero) + a AAAA type pitcher to take his place in your lineup for the rest of the season to help with your tank.

AND Haseley, i forgot him, you cannot have Haseley.

I doubt the Giants would even want Moniak.

WALK
OFF
METS
WIN

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How are the Methinals this trash

at the very least this explains Harper's recent struggles. he's clearly still trying to get that DC stench off of him.

Braves
Thighjobs

Dodgers @ Pirates game starting at 9ET/6PT

Mets
Giantess/breast expansion

Jays
Muscle worship

One lightly used Honda CRF250R

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Dodgers @ Pirates Thread
Bout time

methinals = cardinals

>retardinals

>this elite pitching performance from Martinez

idk
they had a great april
they opened may by getting swept by the >cusb
theyve been trash ever since

>cusb
this

White sux lol

>BARVES

>barves

rustle martin is to ryu what retard hanley ramirez was to kershaw

I had no idea

>shitlanta faggots talking shit

absolute units

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>analslime

That's 2 fans out of the 40,000 in the park you stupid idiot.

Sorry my mistake

I apologize deeply and sincerely.

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Kyle freeland is bad. This game is embarrassing

Oh shit, the tards won a game

wooooooooo the fucking Cardinals won a game !

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yeah booooooieeeeeeeeeeee
got a long way to go
birbs comin back

Traitors OUT

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>ramirez ruined kershaw's perfect game by being a retard
>martin ruins ryu's scoreless inning streak by being a retard

>But they like to eat manflesh.
They don’t eat manflesh of despair posters who are cold and miss baseball. They can just tell.

YOU BETTER NOT POST AFTER THIS MONDAY CUBS NOT AFTER THE ASTROS ARE DONE WITH YOU

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confirmed, DFA'd Rodney

*sweeps boston*

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What the hell happened to Matt Harvey?

>that double play

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Tell me about Dan Winkler. Why does he blow the leads?

I call him Dan Stinkler

Red Sox
Ryona

gibe pitching pls

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kawhi doesn't have any breaking pitches?

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What race is Recker?

>I'm sure that when Tim Tebow is called up to the majors in September of 2020, a 35 year old, sanctimonious, noodle armed, virgin rookie strike out machine will be just the missing piece that the Mets need to finally vault them in to 4th place in the NL East.
Teboq.

Brewers & death by cum inflation

Pic unrelated.

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wtf happened today? i decided to check how my daddies did and they uncharacteristically score 19 runs

/mlb/ is like 90% cubs fans lol

That explains why it's absolute shit

Die fag

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La creatura!!!

>shittydelphia

Dios mio...

>sideways pic
>fire hazard wiring
>walmart lamp
>goblino hands
>shitty cabling job
>public housing tile floors

shittydelphia

>a 27 inch screen off-centered in a 100% particle board "entertainment" center from the 1990s adorned by a snarl of power cables, a gaudy lamp, and some cabling boldly run eye-level along the "fuck it, we'll do it next week" half-painted half-stuccoed wall, all crowned by a handsome litter box
Yes
It's Philadelphia

Is philthydelphia trying to take the creatura meme away from the yaks?

dang.

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anybody watching the Carp v Giants game?

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What the actual fuck?

...SCUBA...!

Seriously, fuck kyle freeruns.

........
...

.... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!1

!!!!.INSANITY!!!!.

Give me links damn you.

>Ape hoop team get reverse swept by Leafs
>Baseball team gets BTFO so hard, there are multiple ejections
LOL Pissconsin

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well the game ran from like midnight to 3am EST time so it's long over by now.
if you're looking to watch the Nippon league in the future, it's definitely not as easy as r/MLBstreams. however, a lot of the games can be found here:
vaughn.live/browse/all

looks like the swallows are playing right now
vaughn.live/nishiolegend_iwase

who the fuck is this Jorge Polanco guy and how is he second in the MLB for WAR this season

any of you guys listen to the starting 9 podcast or am i the only one?

>this picture
What kind of fucking dump is this!?!

imagine having a tile floor living room lmao

Dont you mean
>Garbage Gay

Twins

Do the Mets get back to .500 today

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kek skuba

Since we're on the topic, is there a particular reason that the Twins almost never steal bases? I feel like guys like Buxton and Kepler would steal all the time but the twins as a team are almost dead last in stolen bases.

Hopefully....

Stolen bases are a meme unless you're successful at least 80 percent of the time

You're a meme retard

kek scuba

tloses kek

we own ya

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scumbag. fuck you

Cusb Doyers is the inevitable NLCS

who ya got /mlb/?

Buxton used to steal a lot of bases, but over 50% of his base hit this season are for extra bases
can't steal 2nd if you hit yourself there
plus, with the way the team is hitting in general, it's pretty common to have guys on first and second
and in yesterdays gave vs White Sox, Astudillo was trying to steal, but then Adrianza hit a home run and cucked him
So basically the hitting efficiency of the Twins is killing any need or even opportunity for stolen bases

>is there a particular reason that the Twins almost never steal bases?
Baseball managers have moved away from small ball and now are nearly exclusively won on pitching and homeruns. Pitchers don’t even practice the pitch-out anymore, and sacrifice bunts are few and rarely successful since they don’t even practice them

Idiot retard kek idiot retard!!!

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I'm sorry

time for bauer

Sorry sir

Uh oh retard alert

nth for Twins

>Mariners
I know this was supposed to be a rebuilding year but why does the team have to do it like this? 13-2 to start the year and get our hopes up and then go right back to being the Memeiners. When will it be >ourYear bros. I keep telling the zoomies at work about how much fun the early 2000s teams were but they cant stay and listen long enough before being compelled to fortnight dance and stop listening.

nyy v kc gamethread

The mariners will be good.... In 100 years hah!

>4 game series with both the whos and the royals
>2 game set with the angels.
The Mariners played an incredibly easy early schedule. You were being foolish to believe in them.

Who here /nast/ here

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The curse of eternal royals bro

Are you trying to out me so you can make fun of me?

Are the Shite Sux even a real team?

I am. Is it safe yet?

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Stop embarrassing yourself.

cubyals vs cardsox

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Based cubyals bship setting /mlb/ into a buck and seethe

>tfw left Dr. K on my bench because meme ass morning start times

Stop drinking on Saturday nights and move to a real time zone.

Can't wait for his inevitable collapse.

just give us the worlds eries already

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Can't wait for your inevitable prolapse

Reds @ Cubs

Okay. But you have to flood your city again first. That's the deal. Take it or leave it.

He doesn't care, he lives in Rhode Island

Where’s the tWINs thread?

Stop projecting, faggot.

God damn, I love Howie Kendrick. (No Homo)

Unironically would do it. During Harvey, my place didn't flood, I had power the whole time, and I was off work for like a week+ because all the roads and shit were fucked up. That was fun.

>minisomalia
>fans

>seething sub .600 team fan

Why would Rhode Island flood?

A malt liquor truck tipping over

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING SCORE

>Oscar Mercado using Africa as walk song
BASED

Looking good boys

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Twinks am I rite

If MLB wants to increase runs and excitement in baseball they should remove a ball or two not juice the balls

Not cool BUXTON

But have you guys heard about Biggio

IT BEGINS

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Yes another son of a former player. The mlb is now littered with nepotism.

THE Craig Biggio?

Twins gonna end the series in a shutout? I believe so!

Lmao how are the whos this bad? Twins confirmed ALCS?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS INDIANS OFFENSE

Sigh......

ROSARIO
DINGER

Uuurrggghh

Giolito needs to get away from those dusky losers.

ROSARIOOOOOOOO

GAH... GACKT...

Good thing ownership went out picked up Manny Machados brother in law. An elite move that's paying off in a big way!

Can someone please explain to me how the whos are this bad? How do you get swept by the T___s?

And 100% Reason To Remember The Name

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>all these twins bandwagoners

No one will remember eddie rosario.

the same ol' marlins have returned

SEETHING

REEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE FUCKING GET A FUCKING HIT

I was a Mariners fan when they were hitting home runs but should I now become a Twins fan?

It's true, though. Nobody remembers Brandon Moss. They barely remember David Justice.

Pls don’t Putin Edwin Diaz. Pls send him back to the meminars

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odorizzi one hitter here we come

>Mariners fans disappear and a bunch of new twins fans appear
This is a brilliant post. Pretty sure there was only one Twins fans here up until a week or two ago.

Become a Dick Bremer fan. One of my absolute favorite broadcasting voices

I’m just getting into baseball after watching on and off. Still been rooting for them since I was young though.

BUT BUT VOLGELGOAT

oh no no phailies no no no

i live in st paul lul

Lifelong fan since 2019 huh?

I’m so sorry. Southern MN here, get away from the TC area while you can

>day games in april
>VOGEY VOGEY VOGEY
>the literal rest of the season
>

>you can only get into baseball at birth and no other time
Seethe harder. You must have missed the “rooted for them since I was young” part.

...

Not sure why but the Mariners collapse was even sweeter this year.

Yeah, you and every other Lifelong Twins fan that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. You'll be gone soon enough and we'll really appreciate it.

OH NONONONONO

seethe harder

I preferred last year's when they got their hopes up for the majority of the season before the inevitable collapse.

It's funny how when teams are winning you always get a bunch of new fans that say things like "I'm just getting into baseball". Everyone in my office was a red sox fan last season now none of them watch.

Nope, I’m here to stay. Seethe harder

>memeiner fans exit
>twinks fans enter
Ah, the bandwagon circle of life continues

>Boston
That’s why. It’s literally in their nature to bandwagon

Did they even keep their klan cards?

What comes after?

>I'm here to stay
Oh boy

Diaz is about to blow his second save in a row

>poodres

>I’m here to stay

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Braves.

>I’m here to stay until the inevitable collapse
ftfy

Should I get drunk today?

>minnesota making Yea Forums mad again
par of the course

mets win!

thanks ump

It's just seething whos fans because they're getting swept.

>scusbs

Terrible take by Jones after he fouled off ball 4 around his neck one pitch before.

The New York Metsies are back to .500!

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We're too used to losing. Don't expect anger from us.

>Pirats

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Mest win!
Depends, are you a Nast fan?

can someone explain this meme?

why are the mets commentators meme'd?

Feels might good up here

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youtube.com/watch?v=R685adiIiFY

Well who else would be this buttmad at the Twins?

I main a gnome warrior on wow and i've taken a liking to MLB. What team should i root for?

>gnome warrior
Allow me to educate you.

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Let's go Metties let's go *clap clap clap*

Hi
Why the #blessed Royals of course

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I don't know but don't blame us

See you in LA.

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I'm looking forward to the heritage xmog set

here we go niggerfaggots here we go *stomp* *clap*

>Gnome players

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Mets are going to sweep the doyers

How do the Twins cause /mlb/ to seethe so hard?

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fuck, >we are getting dabbed on by brewers.

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Probably because you tards keep using the word "seethe" IQ doesn't run any higher than 80 in Minnesota huh?

Why did the Angels give Matt Harvey $11M instead of trading for Tanner Roark like the Reds did?

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>my greentext

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Damn you’re mad

SEETHING

>reddit tier meme
You've done nothing to change my mind. Maybe you should go back to posting on facebook.

I’d rather go back to watching my baseball team rape yours, thanks though.

My team swept yours tho

>mfw mets gonna sweep the doyers

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4 @ LAD (34-18)
3 @ ARI (27-25)
3 vs SFG (21-30)
3 vs COL (23-27)
2 @ NYY (34-17)
4 vs STL (26-25)
3 @ ATL (29-24)
4 @ CHC (30-20)
4 @ PHI (31-21)
3 vs ATL (29-24)
2 vs NYY (34-17)
3 vs PHI (31-21)

It will probably be the beginning or a tailspin they don't recover from.

I hate every last fucking Twins bandwagoner in this fucking thread. I guarantee every last one of you fucks (except maybe 2 or 3) has never cared about baseball in the smallest sense and you only care now because the Twins are on a hot streak. Go back to your fucking hockey and football threads and don't come back.

No keep the twins fans because fuck the wild.

The twins haven’t been swept yet, tho.

Seethe harder

Does Minnesota have a relevant hockey or football team? I don't follow nfl but I know the wild are a steaming pile of shit

Prepare your anus

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>steaming pile of shit
Lmao no. Middle of the road in almost all aspects. Ottawa is a steaming pile of shit.

This

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Ottawa at least has chabot and tkachuk, but besides that there is nobody

SEETHING

trevor may looks like a fucking black woman with those lips

They deserve a better team before they leave their prime/sink farther

>middle of the road
>not shit
Pick one

That’s not how that works. We just missed the playoffs, which is the first time in 6 years that we missed it. We’re not shit, we’re just not that good.

No fuck ottawa. If >we didn’t fall for yashin then spezza could’ve been on the isles in his prime.

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Is that from 2005? It feels like it should be. They had this astoundingly magnetic attraction to that number. Get too far above? Prepare for a losing streak. Get too low? Here comes a winning streak. The fact that they managed to end the year on a last-gasp 2-games-over record astounded me.

kek

JMays lips are freaking me out....wtf is wrong with him?

That’s what happens when you play too much fortnite, kids.

>Whos in charge of scoring

>poodres

I remember brandon moss, asshole
he was one helluva pinch-hitter in MLB 2K

This is what happens when you cheap out on talent and acquire Yonder Alonso.

I was posting this dude early this season but then I got distracted by the twins actually winning

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I hate every last fucking Cubs bandwagoner in this fucking thread. I guarantee every last one of you fucks (except maybe 2 or 3) has never cared about baseball in the smallest sense and you only care now because the Cubs are on a hot streak. Go back to your fucking hockey and football threads and don't come back.

>football
Doink

T O R T U G A

astumemeo did a funny slide LOL!

high school hockey is more relevant here than the fucking Wild

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