/nrl/ - Super Saturday / GOATcastle Edition

There's a difference between playing hard and just being out to hurt people. JWH always crosses that line.

I could knock out Ponga with one coward punch, guys a bitch

JWH has some fat loading and carry over points
very real chance of 3 weeks+

ponga got pinged

Poosters got pooed on

>coward punch
I remember back when all the news stations tried to meme this into a thing. Absolute cringe.

Whippersnipping and mowing are done lads

>National Rugby League
I remember back when Channel 9 tried to meme this into a thing. Absolute cringe.

How come we're not getting so many Origin team leaks? Every other year we'd now the peems by now

>Sam Williams

Keary ruled out for game 1

foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/roosters/roosters-star-luke-keary-cops-heavy-head-knock-in-clash-with-knights/news-story/3c23c59ba4c2e5ff631a7ec9255d3e70

HOLY SHIT

>Poorgan

>tfw they pick Pearce at 5/8

Scratch that lads Poorce is also injured

LOOK INTO IT

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>unironically losing to the Cowboys

Jack Wighton, NSW five-eighth

>the two in form halves are 'injured'
>now freddy 'has' to pick his golden child and a token abbo
Hmmmmmmmm

Wight is right

>High I.Q NSW team
1. Teddy
2. Fox
3. Mitchell
4. J. Moz (just for game 1 until Tommy comes back)
5. Cotric
6. Walker
7. Reynolds
8. Klemmer
9. Cook
10. Vaughan
11. Cordner
12. Frizell
13. Jakey T
14. Wighton
15. Murray
16. Crichton
17. Mclean

>mfw Wighton is the token abo

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6. Latrell Mitchell
7. Cleary

Truly the big brain combination

This but with Mitchell Moses at halfback

Francis Molo killed a man.

>left arrow in my team
shan't be calling myself a supercoach anymore lads

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Jamal m8.. how does that even happen?

>white supremacist symbol
Umm... This is problematic

during boong round as well

based Wighton

>0/4
>tipped the broncos
>getting destroyed by my opponent in sc by players i have traded out over the weeks

hahahahahahahahahah just want to die lads hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah lads
hey lads
lads
hahahaha just
want

to fucking
DIE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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>its a ‘every favourite loses so the bookies make back their money on paying out the election early’ round

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what

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zomg ur right!!!

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based cowwies

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You may only reply to this post if your team is /top4/

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youtube.com/channel/UCWUhecv3xprkVNg0otG6Egg/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid

GOATcastle reporting in

I can't believe the broncos are going to lose

Both of my teams reporting in

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based me picking the underdogs

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what's she thinking lads?

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so keen for the pokies

>nearly beat the rabbitohs
>get beat by the cowpies

love this not rigged game

retard

retard

Chrichton? Baaaaaaahahahahaha

The Kayo Broncos™

dire thread

Yeah our community is awfully dead today

>these rugby union camera angles

based coconut cameramen

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>tfw early season broncos are back

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Roger Tuivasa-Sheck (3)

Why is Anthony Milford so shit lads?

Its not our community. Its my community

If I was a coach I would coach my players to not miss kicks instead of missing them

poo zeeland needs to be abolished from our nrl

we need ot cut all ties with the pozzed subpoomans

*scores zero (0) tries*

this half of footy has been a lot like the broncvirgins sex life

Taking the poo is like getting a cheap bj from a prossie which I have also never done

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nothing compares to getting a bj from a prossie

why would he be mirin that man faced bucket head fridge body bitch

Is there anything more satisfying than picking your full nose thats been growing all day because you couldn't pick it all day lads

squeezing juicy blackheads/pimples

Never been in a situation where I couldn't pick my nose, I do it in front of people, I have no shame. Eat it in front of people too.

"""experts""" looking grim so far this round

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>shitadropki

B R O N C G O D S

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>Margie picked the dogs
based

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What the hell is that tent in the corner with the guys in the suits?

the brap oven

I wanna fuck Margie McDonald in the mouth

i want to fellate a womans/girls asshole

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Milford > traitor Nikorima

the misses liked that try lads

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Nikorima was unwillingly booted

Paayne Haas, doctor of Supercoach points.

based Milfy doing it in boong round

boycott the NRL if this goes to golden point

>it's a Klein gifts the game to the broncucks episode

>blocked by the ref

>Issuck Puke

Did they just blow the ft siren 10s early?

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BRONCGODS

Dr. 1/5

inb4 poogers upset

what would he have done on the final play?

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stank up the thread

Margie McDonald looks like the kind of mature woman who could still teach you a thing or two

my mum used to teach me a lesson by using her 12 inch black dildo on me

youtube.com/watch?v=979CeeVil70

Margie McDonald looks that one aunty we all had who’d give you a cheeky handjob under the table at the family dinner

always wanted my hot aunt to do something like that to me but best that happened was she caught me sniffing her dirty g bangers so she dressed me up in her clothes and brought her boyfriend over to fuck me

Tipped Tigers cause I'm a mad lad

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>taking the poo

Poogers need 2 poos to take the peed lads

What did he mean by this?

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>Tigers
More like sigh-gers... ugh..

underrated

we going 50 lads

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COMEBACK

>yfw Face of the Game man becomes Face of the State man

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>the abosolute state of origin

14-0 most dangerous lead

TIGODS TIGODS

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ahahahaha
Enter the Pearce

piss got a groin injury

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It's only a Pearce of time now fellas

Nicole I know I made some mistakes. I know I fucked up. But no relationship is perfect, ever. There are always some ways you have to bend, to compromise, to give something up in order to gain something greater … The love we have for each other is bigger than these small differences. And that’s the key. It’s like a big pie chart, and the love in a relationship has to be the biggest piece. Love can make up for a lot.

BIFF

Based Sammy

Based Fucking Cook, lads

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how many times are they going to show reynolds falling over?

p sure nicole doesnt post here brah

Has Cody Walker, dare I say it, been EXPOSED?

Nicole, I know I say “I love you” all the time, but that’s not enough. Those three words can’t describe the way I feel about you. You make my tummy do flips and my hands shake. I’ve never loved anyone as much as I love you and I don’t think I will ever love someone this much again. You’re everything I have ever wanted and needed. I love you so much, you’re my everything, my entire heart and world.

I left Arrow in my team. Do I get an auto-sub or something?

no matter how hard you try, this nicole narrative will never eclipse the ice addict prozzie story. you don't post enough and you don't have the audience here that ice addict prozzie user had back then.

just stop.

God I hope Nicole's phone is full of these msgs and she shows her new big dicked boyfriend in between of Nicole wearing him out and making all new big dicked boyfriend's sexual desires cum true

You will get the lowest scoring player out of your other players not picked in your 17

Based Herbert

I do NOT like being called Welsh. I AM Sudanese.

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REYNOLDS NO

>the city of my 12 SC players

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Lads I'm at the game what's the latest on Reyno?

not watching. which reynolds is injured?

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Compound leg break
Ryan on the set of Deadpool vs Superman

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AMAZING WORK BY BFT THERE

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Souths refball

>make a strong claim for origin
>get injured

and i thought my life was bad as a 32 year old obese balding half chink half wog cowboys cuckstomer

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...

are you a virgin though?

HE DIDN'T DENY IT

Possible Fractured Fibula

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Benchi Marshit

Based Refs keeping the narrative.

>that counts as a Cook try assist

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BASED not getting a penalty for that diveball tier milking.

Souths should relocate to Bankwest Stadium

They can once the Peels move to Perth

Every peem should move to Perth

#justcoconutthings

>didnt captain cook
I-I'm fine lads

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foxsports.com.au/nrl/state-of-origin/adam-reynolds-injured-just-as-he-was-set-to-be-named-with-cody-walker-as-nsw-blues-halves/news-story/c70a223793570aca6133e88f9037b4a5

foxsports.com.au/nrl/state-of-origin/daly-cherryevans-four-origin-rookies-to-be-named-in-21man-maroons-squad-for-game-i/news-story/f55a2ff2cd66b93c6abed9baaa5b5b39

I thought Slater being on the selection panel was meant to prevent shitty no name broncos players like milford and fifita from being picked.

>2013 didn't make it because Laurie Daley had some weird thing where he would Mitchell Pearce before the season started
>2014 missed out because the Bulldogs were the hot meme team at the time and Trent Hodkinson of all people got the nod
>2015 Trent Hodkinson actually managed to win so he got retained
>2016 actually got picked but it was during his worst form and injury plagued time off his career
>2019 he gets back to career best form and just as he was going to get picked gets injured the day before selection

Feel sorry for old mate Adam lads

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wow congrats on captaining the #1 player in sc...

wow its fucking nothing

WATCH

ME

RISE

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>being skinny fat

You might want to read that post again lad

who /stayingupforMagicWeekend/ here?

for me, it's being fat skinny

Check out my new meme I just made lads

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Giving Reynolds some TLC lads XD

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THE 2 SWEETEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

DE-FAULT
DE-FAULT
DE-FAULT
DE-FAULT

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I think you mean QLD 3-0

>fifita
>memeford
>joe ofahenWHOe
Lmao, think you mean nsw 3-0

i was implying that there is no need to be upset about not captaining such a pleb filter like cook

packet of musk sticks for desert lads

ended up putting my last 50 in the pokes and pulled out 1200

had lobster for dinner

Going to watch diveball instead of this semen slurping sport lads

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is the blue 23 ok?

Cause baby can't see through
All this matter and makeup and deja vu

WE DRIFT HERE ALONE

Did they ever get that thing for Kate?

i got something for nicole