Cock mike edition

small victories

>/hoc/ in the name field
you had one job

What banner will the redditors hang lads

the Blues only have like 2-3 actual fans here

if the bloos win the cup i'll drink one of my piss jugs

Nice scheduling, guys.

Post piss jug

How many games of the finals still remaining?

not even

>all of them

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all of them :/

i just emptied it but it'll be full again soon.

i like to keep you losers on your toes

you can sit on my big toe

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

What did the sharks even accomplish this year?

what the hell. The semifinals were ages ago.

and rotate?

Comfy is a code word for comfortable tbdesu

one person that realized they had a team this year isn't a fan

literally nothing

they eliminated the vegas golden knights in seven games

your choice

>Wild about children
They can't keep getting away with this

Remider that St. louis is a baseball town

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guess you have to take what you can get

I'd dick her down if you know what I mean

why doesnt it say /hoc/?

Please elaborate

I would put my penis into her vagina, repeatedly

mortgaging their future for ~70 (mostly injured) games of erik karlsson

But in a pool of goat blood surrounded by pagan flames so she can summon baphomet?

i don't want her
you can have her
she's too fat for me

I reckon it would be an interesting experience. One shouldn't be scared to try new things

reminder /hoc/ is a christian nation

we might have to take matters into our own hands.

it certainly is

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be honest /hoc/, are you a virgin?

atheist checking in

27 year old wizard-in-training reporting in

no

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ive had sex literally thousands of times

got a 12 pack of Christ's Blood in my fridge and I feel like it's Eucharist time

Did someone say cock

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Lost my virginity on a pebble beach at the ripe age of 17 tbf

Lost my virginity to a tranny

get out of here tedsworth we're trying to have a conversation about hockey virginity

nah

I’m not a virgin key, a female literally wanted to fuck me on her own free will

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..confused

just took my hair pill

It was a female to male tranny pre op

Anyone have the latest on Lundpads' condition?

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did xhe have a mustache?

i'm glad the teds are losing panarin duchene and bobrovsky

Literally inconsolable

Lose weight fatso

No, but they had a six pack

is it working?

hot

eagerly awaiting kakko

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>le lose weight
Okay virgin fin fag

ive never been to a church, synagogue, temple, mosque, or other religious building and ive never even touched a bible

i miss sam.

i think so
if i stopped i'd probably be monk tier

>Be an American
>Be born
>give tip

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nobody misses sam

that's good
is it the forhims or something else?

i miss kane.jpg followed by kane2.jpg posting

sammy boy is nuts deep in a vegas hooker out of his fucking mind on cocaine

sam>ted. no question

finpill from pooland
i'm too autistic to get a real prescription

just shave your fucking head

sam here: lick muh nuts

no

>hairlets in my /hoc/
kindly fuck off to /cric/

projecting

there's only so many perfect heads in the world
the rest of them have hair

/rat/

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does anyone have the video of nylander viciously attacking lundpads after swe loss?

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why the fuck is this general obsessed with rodents

based marchand

if it stops being effective you should get a finpill from finland

and cocks

based

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seething marsupial

whatever

just got a haircut
the barber complimented my thicc head of hair

Fuck toronto

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can you kill something that is already dead on the inside?

that just means you don't have a regular barber

>Lil Nas X to Perform 'Old Town Road' at Stanley Cup Final in Boston Monday
BASED gary drawing them zoomer dimes

hockey really is for every one

he's already playing Boston Calling this weekend so it makes sense

BASED
FUCKING
GARY

GROWING THE GAME

was lil 2pac X taken?

what, who

>what
music festival in Boston
>who
the aforementioned Lil Nas X

>poortugal

I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

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Nope but I peaked young (16-19) and have been an incel for the last 8 years.

who here /guelph storm/?

no but i havent had sex in a few years now

no, Lil Nas X

FUCK guelph

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...who?

are milfs the thinking mans choice?

>milf
that lady is at least granny age. no thanks

you start to sound like an owl skippy

no. /feet/ is the thinking man's choice.

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How is Marchand so based?

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*farts*

mmmm mackinnon

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so, what debilitating personal trauma made you masturbate to tranny feet?

this but without irony

Nice skates

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>going for cheap shots instead of dropping gloves
Unbased.

Burns is so fucking overrated.

Could Jukka Jalonen Head Coach in NHL? Or are Europeans permanently banned after Alpo Suhonen?

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hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/jeff-skinner-to-cgy-for-brodie-neal-and-jankowski.2646471/
hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/panarin-to-cgy-this-offseason.2649629/
Read these if you're bored

for me, its not getting karlsson

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Putting 500 on the blues for the series.
If Broons lose, I'll have money to console me.
If they win, it will be worth it.

cant wait until brent seabrook develops some kind of "rash" this offseason and has to be LTIRetired to the puppers

i think you have a gambling problem user

Far from it. Sexually I'm a goddamn chad. Dont know how or why but fuck I've done just about everything.

>trade your third best player to make cap room for jack johnson and erik gudbranson
i for one welcome the pongs slide back into irrelevance. they can keep shitcongo and the kongs company down there

Dogs

Why? it seems like the best idea.
Always bet against your team.
That way if they break your heart you at least get some money out of it to make you feel better.

gary already has the reddithawks and >rags in the express lane for their rebuild. im sure he will get the pongs in there soon too.

Hopefully not

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I don't want to go to hell I just want a blowjob

I'm right here, bozo

he just said that so you'd tip him

I bet you've never even rode a horse. give your balls a tug

thanks Pekke

ruff ruff

well unless you're gonna marry her beforehand you won't have a choice anyway mister

thinkin bout muh knights

thinkin bout big titties and stanley cup

that too

Who wants to erp?

what is means erp

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4:20 to Yuma

lit as fuck

checkers were up 3-1 last I saw

*passes it to (You)*

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no thanks bruh, you know I don’t smoke regs

>this is the highlight of teds friday night

>regs
Sorry brow only top shelf home grown

>this many /hoc/ threads

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

RENT
FREE

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you've never paid a dime of rent in your life you smelly neet weeb

92947751
give me the (you) pussy

if you want this (You) you'll have to work for once in your life and earn it

I will literally suck a dick for a (you)

Is this the one?

>hoc is finally dead
about time

>wild about children

I turned you on to that based western