/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - >We On The Left Edition

>Countdown to Monaco GP:
formula1.com/
(Scroll down for all session times)

>/f1/-approved series calendar
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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
docs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit

>Streams:
lmao

>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481614

>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 112
V. Bottas 105
M. Verstappen 66
S. Vettel 64
C. Leclerc 57

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 218
Ferrari 121
Red Bull 83
McLaren 22
Racing Point 17

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
161 (163 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
86

>Hund status:
Ze rot paint on our automobil might distract our wagenpiloten

>News:
Ferrari: "We nned to sort 2019 out otherwise we'll choke 2020 too"
Merc will use a red halo totribute Lauda
Hockenheim: "We want to keep the race but it's not up to us"
More standard parts are being considered by FIA for 2021

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youtube.com/watch?v=nK6RdR8IIn8
youtube.com/watch?v=w64e8UQM9qU
youtu.be/zVcMe6Kconc
youtube.com/watch?v=FKaFH9yDra8
blog.codemasters.com/f1/05/then-and-now-take-a-look-at-monaco-in-f1-2019/
youtube.com/watch?v=_VXu3usLzeA
instagram.com/p/Bx0J12yIhcz
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twitter.com/RenaultSpSeries/status/1132181393360994304
youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc2Dge7RlI
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youtu.be/9mcrc9hrCrY
reddit.com/r/motorsportsstreams
youtube.com/watch?v=RGWuPTxVN8k
npr.org/sections/ed/2018/08/27/640323347/the-school-shootings-that-werent
youtube.com/watch?v=yFrBhbC3RNo
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superformulagp.club/
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Cripple dicks out

Pingu in F1 when?

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racefans.net/2019/05/24/fia-scraps-plan-standard-f1-gearbox-2021/
>RaceFans understands from team sources the FIA is also reconsidering whether to introduce single suppliers of wheel rims, brake systems and brake friction materials in 2021
OH NO NO NO.

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poor fags btfo

BASED SUPER GT GOING WITH THE MOST UBER QT COMMENTARY LINE UP EVER

youtube.com/watch?v=nK6RdR8IIn8

Worth waiting 3 weeks for Amie doing English commentary.

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Let's talk about this failure, when Renault is going to finally fire him?

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racefans.net/2019/05/24/fia-scraps-plan-standard-f1-gearbox-2021/

>No standard gearboxes
THAT is good

He should consider himself lucky if he manages to survive until Singapore

*takes control*

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I would prefer grumpy french Ron Dennis but Flavio is alright in my book too.

post vivien

no

forgot the pic

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Dubs and the next woman /f1/ posts will get death

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Stop it! I do not want this attention right now

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wat his shirt say?

That counts

Where can I get a US stream this Sunday?

isn't he married to the boss' driver?

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Black guy is virgin

*daughter.

At my house, I will mute it and do an american accent commentary for you.

>when you didn't steal something for one whole week

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youtube.com/watch?v=w64e8UQM9qU

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e.... ok

d-did they?

I'll bring the brisket, you bring the beans and blood sausage.

>Being so autistic that you do motorcycle burnouts to avoid talking to people

how will carrie die?

like mr hands

No idea

I don't see Carrie as a horsefucker, just a girth specialist.

The direct result of a "Death to Carrie" post getting quints

death to carrie.

>niki hated the halo
>paint the halo red to honour him

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But that looks like his hat

first thing comes up when I google that

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For me it's Carl Girth

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God dammit.
And now I've got the mental image of Carrie being filmed spending ages getting herself to fit on a XL Chance Flared toy.

Hamilton
Bottas
Gasly
Verstappen
Vettel
Kmag
Albon
Norris
Hulkenberg
Charles

Just finished watching Quali

youtu.be/zVcMe6Kconc

F3Kino

brave, very brave

peacefully in her sleep aged 90+

>Inch's girth accessories
God damn horse people

Violently in her youth aged 20 years old

I'm not saying I want a snuff film...

good

Goodbye luck was exactly a year ago
I don’t cringe about it anymore

so that's why her skin is turning black

>Ghiotto DSQ from today's race, will start from the back next one
JUST

The whole catwalk bit of the amber lounge fashion show

youtube.com/watch?v=FKaFH9yDra8

>No driver GF's want to do the walk so they have to use TV presenters

SAD

>Calderon do it

Moment of the year for me, had a good chuckle

lol why?

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>it was discovered during Parc Fermé checks that the car of Luca Ghiotto was using rack stops of a thickness that did not comply with Article 2 of the 2019 FIA Formula 2 Championship Technical Regulations and Page 75 of the Dallara User Manual.

kek Fkino is amazing

Ragu got a drive through penalty, converted into a time penalty so finished behind Calderon.

The stewards admit they fucked up but there is no way to fix it so the race results stand.

>Article 42.3 of the 2019 FIA F2 Sporting Regulations specifies the manner in which the restart order is to be re-established at the restart.
>That process was not executed in that those cars originally in pit lane ahead of the leader as well as lapped cars were not allowed to transit the course and join the restart order at the rear.
>While this procedure negatively impacted the remainder of the race by putting significantly more cars down a lap than would otherwise have been the case, the Stewards find no equitable method to resolve this error and accordingly leave the results from Race 1 as they stand.

>"hey we have improved the graphics a lot, just look at these 4K photos from Monaco!"
>there's no actual difference between the two games

blog.codemasters.com/f1/05/then-and-now-take-a-look-at-monaco-in-f1-2019/

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>more and more Yea Forums posting

brainlet

The show was stolen by Charles.

The main difference is everything outside the circuit.

Like the houses look better.

Worked and seething

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Nico Rosberg was raped in the hot summer of '92

what the hell are you idiots talking about

Kek what a bitch

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Business idea, active aerodinamics and refueling.

The AEW of racing

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You see a better difference in movement, the lighting (especially shadows and reflection) is much more natural and less crude.
It's especially visible in night races: youtube.com/watch?v=_VXu3usLzeA

Are the birds secretly taking over?

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Now I have an image of Crofty being sodomized naked in the commentary booth by Martin, and Crofty saying PHWOAR MARTIN THATS A TABK SLAPPER

Or just focus on the track side buildings which was the main point of that blog post.

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>mr hands
Upon reading up on this; mr hands was the horse

>Carrie is gonna die being sent to a glue factory after killing a man during sex

I volunteer.

I'm starting a glue factory

Lewd to Carrie

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you could've finished her off...

You will never get your quints

Post predictions

Prediction is we will all still be complaining come Sunday afternoon.

well that's actually impressive even if I barely notice graphics when I'm playing
I just hope they tweaked the AI and the physics/tyres model too

...

biz idee: carrie sits on my face and suffocates me to death

Business idea: the /f1/ lads amputate my arms and legs then surgically implant me into Carries abdomen, then she gives birth to me

How fat is she? How smol are you?

Dunno, 184cm/120kg

she will die giving rebirth to you

Thicc

You're big boy

Inflate (stretch) her?

>this again

Why do you guys always spiral into weird fetishes? Is this your brain on too much porn?

dont be judgy

Why does Hamilton have emotional problems?

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I'm not a psychologist and never met him pal. Just accept people for who they are.

Toro Roso will beat Ferrari tomorrow.

who?

nice flag sharl

Charlz, i know you probly hear dis every day, but i'm your biggest fan
are you the boy or the girl? i'm good with whatever

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After so many seasons, and after the debacle in Indianapolis... what are the odds Zak Brown has to buy his own plane ticket home from Monaco on Sunday?

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Has anyone ever dabbed on the podium?

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my digits say gimi will take pole position tomorrow

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my digits say you have a crippled dick

Not a pole, but a win

i'm not the circumcised faggot, i still have my foreskin

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prove it

Who the fuck is Billy?

alright cripple dick

Billy Whiz you absolute cretin

I rather expected it to be another terminally ill Inselaffe and not a cripple

Post foreskin

How you gonna mog the 4-time WDC like that?

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In the paddock do manlets laugh at lanklets the way lanklets laugh at manlets in the real world?

Hello /f1/ a couple days ago I saw a post here linking to an instagram account (I think could be other social media) showing a short clip of a closeup of the front suspension of a mercedes with the caption "why mercedes are so fast in slow corners" or something, with the suspension moving funnily (illegaly?)
Would appreciate if someone could point me to that page.
I wanted to show a friend today but I couldnt find it on my own. Thanks if you can help me out

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable
visiting some mates in halifax lads

>ricciardo is unexposable

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instagram.com/p/Bx0J12yIhcz

Thank you

Weren't Mercedes the first and loudest to complain about the bendy suspension brought up by Williams during testing?
Really makes me think why it's banned for Willy and ok for them

youtube.com/watch?v=98f6SB2qRKk

>2019
>no halo

barbaric retards

This is the sort of shit I imagine you poofters who post ‘GIMI’ all day wear

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prove me wrong
protip: you cant

rad shirt

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I think there will be a personality vacuum when Kimi Raikkonen stops racing in Formula 1
What will happen I wonder

He is a fucking personality vacuum

>Formula 1 cars don't have parking assist
Lmao I thought this was the pinnacle of car technology?

As if a manlet would have the brass neck to laugh at a lanklet

>be manlet
>get podiums
>meet pretty women
>people talk about you

>be lanklet
>zero podiums
>natalie sends Ted to go talk to you
>no one remembers you

Show us the scars

Renault is literally in F1 for shits and giggles at this point
>supply 0 top teams
>factory team regularly slower than McLaren, never faster than Red Bull in 3 seasons they were competing at the same time
>don't want to spend too much money
>0 incentive to buy out actual big names in F1
Abiteboul probably has dirt on the board of directors or some shit

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fuck muh safety shills, pain and misery to every one of them. open cockpit racing is basically dead next year, only twowheels are left uncucked. how on earth in less than 10 years it transformed from based sport into basedboy sport?

wow posting with a leaf flag is pretty weird

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Ayo wtf bro haha what does it smell like? Haha you know just wondering

Well, that's impressive.

BASED

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benis :ddd

>GRR PREIS
>SANER
>VON SCHLAND
What did he mean by this?

We should ban F1

disgusting

anyway, what's up with the penis fixation in /f1/ these days?

I do hope that's his mum and not a case of Webber lovin'.

Winrar

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shit dude beware of papercuts down there

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:3

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It's his mum.

Carlos keeps his relationship lowkey (to the point that neither have many pictures of the other on insta) but his GF is kinda qt.

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Righto, just checking.
Can never tell after webber started banging his manager.

>The Kimi 300 pic
>Now this
I hope Alfa has more great things to come this season

I want this mole, gimi too

How can you not root for alfa?

kimi in the middle
me on the left

what a retarded penguin thing to say

how long do we have

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>not halo
I genuinely don't understand why Indy wants to go with a solution that can't save drivers from Dan Wheldon's fate, when the halo almost certainly could.

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Wtf he is american?

gimi

Shart in cart

>be german
>some strong independent wamyn leaves a gap and then cuts you off
>hit her
>stewards slap you with every penalty possible
current year everyone

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>5 drivers are behind Ragu in the loo for the FKino race

Trulli train is fucking nothing compared the Victorian style locomotive he will be showing

what the fuck is with liberty media?? these niggers in charge of the broadcast cut camera angles every .6 fucking seconds. every shot is some kind of ridiculous panning zooming rotating bullshit shot. just hold the fucking camera steady, this fucking bullshit hurts my eyes and you cant even tell whats going on its like hollywood action movies FUCK

user, is both the aeroscreen and a halo.

Oh, oooooooohh

Why?

God's Formula 1 car.

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miga

>ghiotto

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Pardon! I don't think so mate

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mission winnow?

>schumi could've won 2 more championships with this

Time for Jap F4 and DRAGON

youtube.com/watch?v=iWtR4LYyLds

Mana is there

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W Series represntation in car #8

I tell a lie.

Dragon is not in the race.

Swear I just heard one of the commentators opening a cold one.

>mission win how?

Smoke Marlboros

Smoke cocks

>moto GP: HWL, MWL
>F1: MWL, HWL
Mission Win never ever

youtube.com/watch?v=JOowdlEH8Y8

mission winglets lol

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does notogp have boomers who yearn for the 500cc days?

yes

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>MISSION MINNOW
The most jinxed brand human ever created.

Why is it jinxed?

Guess I'll watch the aussie race while waiting for mEme

Supertaxi

Somehow I've never watched a race at Winton or driven on it in a sim.

Can't tell if I've missed out or not.

lel

Shell V CUNTED

>Penske
HAHAHAHAHHHAA

>or driven on it in a sim.

Just go run around your clothesline.

>women drivers

Simona getting bullied again.

>McCocklin taking the Lewlew racing line

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>Snotty gets a penalty
>Davey gets a penalty
Brown Plains wins lol

>STANASHIT

>motospergs

BASED Scotty gets away with it

Bad news: We were all casuals and missed Carrie racing yesterday

Good news: The stream had technical issues for most of the race and it was with the shit teammate so Carrie pulled out a 1+ minute lead and the car was lapped by the end of the race

Formula mEme quali stream has started

youtube.com/watch?v=KQ1Z5qXX2sQ

still surprises me that many mEme drivers speak spanish

>The state of 'athlete' Blomqvist

Techeetah you failures

>Lotterererererer
LOLOLOLOL

Is Lotterererererer, dare I say, a Leenababby?

List of drivers who have gone unpunished for cutting the track
>Hamilton
>McLaughlin
Anyone else?
Do they all have the same thing in common?

I would be okay with being Leena's baby

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The "didn't gain an advantage" excuse is such bullshit.
If you run off the track you deserve a DISadvantage, not just no advantage.

I knew you'd reply with that picture.

Quali:
GAS
VER
HAM

Also post vivien

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BOT
HAM
VER

>Disappointment crossed with a little bit of anger

Jack can you pls not describe Susie's sex life.

you get Carrie instead

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>Formula Renault Eurocup race isn't being streamed

Fuck off FIA. I want memes.

no thanks Carrie underage shit

this series comes to your city, closes your streets and makes annoying whirring sounds
what do?

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She is literally 2 years older than Vivien

Buy a warning vest and riot.

So next season could be NWL if no one else can do the weird twin motor technique.

why Brazil posting photos of his willy?

Because the Bahamian posting photos of him licking men's arses raised the bar of edgy.

>don't want to spend too much money
That's a lie from the Jew in charge to excuse his absolute garbage results, last year they scaled from 400 to 800 people.

Hope the journos will pressure him out like they did with Boullier last year but they probably shit their pants too much for that.

Shut up crippledick

>I don't watch F1. I watch F1 Esports

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>Watching F1 ESports
>Not watching FE Esports where they have fans racing against the drivers

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people who aren't interested in f1 play or watch f1 games? that's a thing?

I can feel it lads. AMX will win

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I've heard the Australian sun is unforgiving but damn...this is hard.

>Bahamian posting photos of him licking men's arses
Bahamian user no D :

Anything fun to watch rn?

iggs vs crows is on

/afl/ will have a stream

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>I watch FE and FE Esports!
>I don't like how predictable F1 has become.
>Plus, I like to be part of the solution, not part of the problem?

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Yea Forums
>AMX
Reddit
>LeFag

The last 9 hours of the Brno 12 hr

youtube.com/watch?v=JmHV2jOjG08

Far, far too many pictures of cocks in this thread lads.

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want mine as well?

Why? Only redditors like LeShiter

Are you a girl?

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Some racing at Imola

youtube.com/watch?v=qlrcRzBuJbA

Red Flag right now for someone rolling a clio

It's funny cause only a redditor would post those shitty facebook trump memes from 2016

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probably not

>FormulaRenault - Round 3 - Race 1 30 minutes + 1 lap
>MonacoGP

>As yesterday, there won’t be live timing or streaming so we’ll try to provide regular updates.

twitter.com/RenaultSpSeries/status/1132181393360994304

Liberty was a mistake.

There's your answer then.

Based Loddar

I totally forgot we live in the weird timeline where Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

if redditors wouldn't love him so much this would have gone down as one of the most embarrassing moments in F1

>le anti-Muslim man who makes billion dollar deals with Saudi Arabia
Why are burgers so dumb?

Asteroid hitting the mercedes garage tomorrow will be kino

How do we stop HAM?

White Australia Policy
Apartheid
Racism

gay

Inbreeding and a poor education system.

>ja, for sur, der asterblütig was a huge setback but die guys did a fantastich job and we managed to somehow salvage an eins-zwei

Oh christ...

Emilia is getting fuck plushies now

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>fly in last year's car
>still win
You know it would be true.

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Mercedes’ Lauda tribute is so tacky

youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc2Dge7RlI

Euroformula Open quali at Hockenheim
I swear to God, I've seen this track more than any other in the last months

Thank you Renee for spelling it out for the people at the back of the classroom that you are in fact getting dicked right now.

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there's more milk in that cadbury bar than there will ever be in those knockers

youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1d3_ClQ2c

youtu.be/9mcrc9hrCrY
Italian stream because yes

Ted is so cringe. Thank God Karun replaced him.

Oh Ted no

who is this disgusting thot and why are you posting her on my /f1/ thread?

>He still doesn't show us his big and round belly

>who is this

Lol look at this casual

hononononononononoahahahahahahahahahhahaha

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FP3 when? Someone ruining their weekend with a silly crash when?

Anglais pls

Reddit ranking:
1) Kimi (posting "classic Kimi" everytime he farts)
2) Ricciardo (le funny aussie man)
3) Leclerc

Yea Forums ranking:
1) Kimi ("gimi :DDDDD")
2) Carrie
3) AMX

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in 30 bings

He is getting JoylonPalmered

actual Yea Forums ranking:
1) Bossberg
2) rain in 5
3) I want to ravage lecutes boipuccy

kek, thanks frog fren

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reddit ranking:
ranking

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>You now remember Esteban Ocon

okay im back even though i said i'd never return
but if the mercfags are 1and2 in monaco i'll quit for real

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they are the fastest car in slow corners

lmfao Eric Boullier speaking with Ghastly

SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHALLENGE THOSE UNDERDOGS
Even fucking sky dropped this bullshit already, will Toto finally shut the fuck up already about it himself?

G'luck lad.

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EBIN MUSIQUE

They're fastest everywhere except for the straights and fast corners.

monaco a SHIT
and BORING

>zo I told zky I zink Ferrari are ze fastest car und /f1/ sperged out again harharharharharharhar

At least there's the Indy500 and the Giro if you're into cycling.
F1 is going to be a fucking boring snoozefest too bad.

Haas should have used luminous green on their livery, the reflection of their fans looked fucking nice

The quali is kino tho

Everyone knows that though. It's more about the allure and glamour. And the real race is qualifying, so that should be interesting.

Looks like someone twated Portier what was the support race this morning?

>allure and glamour
i usually tolerate the elitism in f1, but in monaco it's so on the nose

Monaco is for F2

any acestream?

reddit.com/r/motorsportsstreams

>we need to fuck us

What does Charles mean by this?

40% chance of rain in FP3 lads

USELESS

80% chance of your mum selling her body to a 65 year old Birt or German today

Fuck, I just realised that they are gonna give red Lauda hats with Pirelli on them during the podium ceremony tomorrow.

Why fuck?

Have sex.

Is karoun an incel?

Cause it will have a big Pirelli logo on it that will ruin the gesture.

>italians in charge of tyre warming

Niki's hats all had logos on them

guys we have to support formula e we have to reduce our carbon emissions

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What is Novomatic

I thought that red halo might looked cool....nope

At least they're not blowing cigarette smoke at the 'tires'

Goyim have to make sacrifices

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based leo putting the proles in their place

Can't bang 10 supermodels at once in an FmEme car lad

krteček imo

I'm so mad Ferrari is shit, the car looks beautiful it's not fair

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Formula 1. The sport is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the action will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Kimi Raikkonen’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his radio transmissions, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Formula 1 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Lewis’ existencial catchphrase "blessed" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Liberty Media’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Formula 1 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the lady’s eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

The red halo on Merc makes it look like it's Schumi 2012 all over again

kek

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VETLOLOLOLOLOL

>vetlel

>vettlel

VETLEL

VET EXPOSED

>VETTEEEEEEEEE

Max kissing a wall in 3, 2, 1...

>vetlel

JUST FIRE HIM FFS

baka desu

That was such a kino view of the crash, Hamilton chilling up the hill and Vetlel going straight on into the barrier

Vetlel

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>vette

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oh no no no

grazzi ragazzi, everyone, grande lavoro

Shame it wont fuck the gearbox that would be even more kino

Glad that I swapped Vettel for Verstappen in my Fantasywank team

pedo just got exposed again, what now cunny posters?

wait, can he drive in quali now or nah?

Sebastian ''Grazzi Ragazzi, In The Wall I Kamikaze'' Vettel

>That will never happen to merc again.

You know about the boat parties?

Probably, no lunch for the Ferrari mechanics though

If they manage to fit it yes, Amx last year coouldn't

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They aren't going to need to change the gearbox though, should be fine.

>Kmag

Amx binned that aswell? I thought it was just the front suspension

>talk about ferrari only warming fronts to 90 degrees
>vetee locks front 5 minutes later
w-woah

we said fourskin

Yea, thats how I remember it anyway.

rai > lec

Did somebody say threesome?

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>the virgin walk
>the chad drive

youtube.com/watch?v=RGWuPTxVN8k

When the rear wheel smashes into the barrier, gearbox got fucked.

putting a new wheel on isn't hard

RAI-LEC Ferrari 2020

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>Vetlel

Ferrari must be done with him

Well and front suspension lad, but yea wont take long. They just wont get the car back until after the session so they'll be a bit tight on time.

>LECLEL

lololololololol

>vetlel
>leclerc
>ferrari

oh no how will ferrari afford a 5k fine..

what did vetlel do

Can't remember have people got fined or grid penalties in the past for speeding under VSC in practice?

lmao stroll

crashed

Lock up turn one.

>kimi hangs out with crofty

look at your hero now you raging faggots

You know they only get Vettels car back at Ferrari 20 minutes after FP3 right?

vette crahs haha

They can put a new wheel on in 10 minutes, it's when they fuck up the gearbox that it becomes a problem.

so they have almost 2 hours to repair it

webm pls

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>so they have almost 2 hours to repair it
Nevermind I thought the qualifying still started at 14:00 out of old habits

>he doesnt know about crofty cakes
That new netflix smell...

don't have one of his latest crash, but here's one from the catalogue

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it's nothing to write home about, lock up, crash lightly into the sponge barrie, front wing and left front tyre snap

What's wrong with Netflix?

bot
ham
ver
rai
lec

COPE
O
P
E

Don't bully Vettee :(

:)

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Bold prediction: Ric gets exposed

LEC
ver
bot
gim

>that lacoste ad
Not sure how that's supposed to entice me to buy one of their polo shirts.

knew it! Was hoping I'd see this cap thanks for owning up

WHAT THE HELL AM I DONIT HERE?
I DON'T BELONG HERE

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Back to Red Bull when?

kubica JUST beat his mega quali lap from 2010

only britta is allowed back in RB

big dick ric

Your country should be proud of Alex Albon!

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>Red Bull
more like Toro Rosso

unexposable

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lec

Nope! Dan Ticktum is coming!

>seb out
>charles fast

Vettel suicide soon?

Imagine being Ferrari.

mourinho would hate a player with ricardos personality

vroom

fuming kmag message incoming

even if they came last every race for 5 years they'd still be the most iconic team with most fans and every kid still wanting to drive a ferrari

No bulli

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explain why Monaco is a good f1 track

Leclerc is going to get pole then crash during the race

I am speed
kachow

It’s not but it’s historic, glamorous and requires a lot of skill to navigate quickly

That being said, it’s basically a parade

same reason as baku

Nooooooo not again. If this ends up being Bahrain 2.0 I will literally kill myself.

>stroll

>have mercedes engine
>be in the last 4

You can't explain this

>Stroll

>$tro££

nice image

mind if I save it?

no overtaking patrician driveabout for the weekend
drink 30 euro 0.33l water bottle
go fuck a blue chip slag on the boat
chop off a bulls head at night during a ritual
beautiful life

Just walk into a school or a shopping centre and someone will do it for you.

hahaha anyone see that absolute dwarf of a ferrari mechanic?

Go right ahead, senpai.

ha

stfu

>not being able to watch F1 races from the deck of your yacht

why even live?

I love Crofty.

basato gio

couple of gay birds in the red bull garage

>not building a tree house in one of the trees on the pit straight to watch the race from

/f1/ should buy a yacht

buy this
get a good wifi
catch a stream
life fixed

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HONDA BRAP

>turn on FP3
>keep my eyes locked to /f1/

What did I mean by this?

ferrari are clear favourites for pole position and race win

My local weather milf is on a yacht in monaco this weekend =[

>not banging models under sails in the open sea instead of watching a boring procession

Live to make it possible

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>drive for williams or racing point
>not having a spectacular crash in every session for fun

Not like you're going to get better with practice, just have some thrills lads

That red halo on the merc looks fucking SHITE

how is russell worse than the cube?

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>KUBICA 0.2 s faster
APOLOGIZE

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

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I think the Mercedes look better with that red halo, how about they make each driver have a red/yellow halo so you can tell them apart from a distance.

npr.org/sections/ed/2018/08/27/640323347/the-school-shootings-that-werent

too much fucking yesterday

Ham's been a bit shit this session, this is going to be another Bottas chokes pole episode

>Bottas heading out with 1m20s on the clock

What a dickhead

GIO
THE
NAZI

>Grow up in Monaco
>Be the fastest in Monaco
Wow what a fucking surprise
It's like BOSSberg dominating Monaco all over again
Hope he beats Senna's record

Just means it will take even longer for Ferrari to get their car back lol

>vegan diet

Nic O'Hulkenberg

Who is watching the most revolutionary Motorsport on planet earth

They already have distinct colours on their t-cam. Hamilton black, Bottas yellow.

yeah because he gets anymore experience driving an f1 car around Monaco than the others, idiot

What the fuck has growing up there got anything to do with it?

what are practice starts

I know that but you could tell even further back.

>and not to forget Sebastian Vettel unless he crashes again
based crofty kek

>Hamilton black
ayo hol up

>the monacunt authorities haven't closed the streets and allowed Charles to race around the track every night since he was 16 years old

Crofty is the gift that keeps on giving.

e pricks starting

Ok, enough of this silliness. Formula E is starting.

Monaco looks horrible to live in tbqh

>monaco looks horrible to live in tbqh

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Steam?

underrated

>Slabbed concrete in a fucking disused airport
What is this the USSR E-Prix?

electric

youtube.com/watch?v=yFrBhbC3RNo

youtube.com/watch?v=AQigChNs-mE

former good f1 drivers keep on winning

Look at this procession

2 bongs, right?

No, the ex-Syrian Refugee Camp ePrix

is this where his season turns?

>Tax Haven
>Hearing NEEEEOOOWs every July and Historic Race for free
>Terrible place to live in
Dumb slumfag

2 bongs indeed

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>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

Mercedes engine is likely not that far ahead, the chassis, the aero, the suspension and the gearbox probably are.

It really ask. Ask everyone else here.

Business idea: Replace Nick Heidfeld and American grandpa with a Japanese girl who doesn't know English and says "hai" constantly.

*is

>mouyes

Also, what's wrong with slums?

Do you think Vettel ask himself sometimes at night
>"Bin ich eine Komplet Fraud?"

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superformulagp.club/

hows your pagpag dinner Jose?

Remember when Mourinho was good looking

Paffett is getting bullied today

le procession face

Watched a documentary where Filipinos had a huge pedophile problem and rings in the villages and they get away with it because they are usually business owners who service the community and the people can get loans from them.

Bless the internet

Is Kino before after F1 q

after

Hope some tyres pop

kek

FUCK CRIPPLES MAN IGNORED

SAD!

After

When does the meme start. Only 26 minutes left

Italy?

I support that

They should run them at the same time but in opposite directions.

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Imagine how good Pinky is in bed

really puts a meaning for traffic

I'm a slumfag but I haven't heard of that "pagpag" yet. Oh, and it's Juan, not Jose. Thank you VERY much.
Yes.

Looks like the kinda gal you can bash on a Saturday night after a few drinks when she mouths off and she wouldn’t say anything

dog

I dont think that's our slum though.
Our poorfags sadfully aren't stupid enough to build a 3 floors crap house.

>No hijab at all
Yeah, I'm sure.

Wuff Wuff

based

BREAD

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Do you know any parents who sell their kids online?

Most places internet is just a cable hanging from the ceiling

>best climate in the world
>few km away from the alps and 2 national parks
>international airport
>no brown people (unless they are arab tier rich)
>no poor people
>no taxes
>besides rent relatively cheap cost of living (adjusted on France and Italy)
>god tier food
>crazy hot women everywhere all summer

It's as close as living in the Elyseum Fields as you can be.

based

Mou had to put up with a team of HAMs
RIC would be a mouy boy

noo fred?