>"Willis was released after turning down a bout against Walt Harris on July 20 in San Antonio because he was unsure he would be able to make the 266-pound heavyweight limit by that date"
Hello im a producer for the UFC and im looking for the proprietor of Toilet Till patent so i can use it in our broadcast, is the person who invented it here?
Jacob Kelly
me
Camden Harris
I invented it
Jaxson Reyes
Why are you so obsessed with this old can
Tyler Thomas
Lmao there's no way anyone from the UFC would ever post here you lying retard
Matthew Baker
how do you guys feel about brendan schaub singlehandedly getting r/mmastreams taken down?
Cooper Ortiz
*deletes your chin with an off the cage 360 no look whip nae nae backfist*
I wouldn’t be so sure, a lot of fighters have posted here before
Noah James
My intern kept saying toilet till and directed me here when i inquired about it, i seem to be being played with here however. If some could let me know what the HEEM acronym stands for ill just use that in the credits.
Jose Clark
It's not funny any more retard. I outed you as liar and a fraud so you can stop pretending bow.
Jose Moore
oh one hunny purshent you saved us from being deceived, my guy your da only guy who can speek on da awrt
>“He had a chance to fight me on July 20, they offered him the contract and he told them he couldn’t make weight in two months,” Harris told Adam Hunter on the MMA Roasted Podcast. “And so they cut him. He’s a coward. He’s all talk, no game.”
Can't make 266 in 2 months as a short heavyweight? Clearly this is bullshit. 2 years from now we will learn that he got USADA'd or something. He was undefeated until his last bout too, so its not like he was released for being bad.
Chase Wright
got $5,000 on cerrone +150
how BLACKED am i
Ryan Brown
GSP and Gaethje both beat Khabib. Tony and Dustin both lose to him. You know in your heart that this is true.
Jordan Bailey
Also apparently this is the second time he failed to make weight despite having MONTHS in advance, what the fuck.
>Willis didn’t hesitate to fan the flames of that dislike after beating Hunt, declaring “Tell Tai Tuivasa: Australia is mine!” >But if Tuivasa wants a piece of Willis, he may have to come to North America to get it. After fighting for the UFC in Glasgow and Adelaide, Willis told reporters at the post-fight press conference “No more foreign s**t.”
lel how did i miss that
Lucas Campbell
It's a Whittaker quote faggot go root for Izzy somewhere else
Henry Jones
>Nate is better than Tony Go fuck your mother you mohmoh. Tony is Nate with elk blood in him. Nate is a chill stoner/vegan version of Tony.
I’d say GSP’s wrestling defense against the cage actually makes for an interesting matchup with Khabib
Hudson Brown
When Cowboy loses to Tony, how will Dana sell the fight with Conor?
Noah Harris
Reminder that the real conor mcgregor was a BLACK man
Daniel Gomez
Two losers fighting to see who is king loser
Nathaniel Reed
Conor isn't fighting anyone
Ryan Butler
Conor won't accept a loser, no fucking way. He is in a weird spot, where he is too arrogant to accept a low opponent, but too crafty to accept something like a Justin Gaethje or Tony Ferguson fight.
Aiden Thomas
Conor is fighting khabib next
Jose Miller
he will only accept a fight with khabib so they probably Govea him after khabib beats porier and tony gets gatekeeped for another year
Samuel Nelson
he doesn't scare anyone anymore so that luxury has been taken from him
John Morris
Does anybody know somebody who works at IMDb? We have a SERIOUS problem
When has he ever scared anyone? At the height of his career, he had 10+ people calling him a bum and asking for a fight. Fuck, Khabib has like 10 people calling him a bum and asking to fight him, including Conor.
I don't think fear fits into it. The only person who actually gets his opponents to act humble is Jon Jones, everyone else gets shat on and called a bum in callouts.
Elijah Butler
This unironically. Even Poirier said he doesn't think he'll fight Khabib next.
Camden Morgan
I'm referring to cazzies, not fighters. Nate and Khabib exposed him and he won't draw the same numbers he used to draw
Jose Torres
I am being serious, I don’t necessarily think Conor will be khabibs next fight though.
Jack Myers
With the ESPN numbers nobody will draw numbers. Normies won't pay a subscription for the privilege of paying a PPV. No more drive by "oh i guess i'll buy that" spontaneous purchases from people who watch 2 cards per year.
Jackson Ross
Literally drew 3 of the biggest PPVS in UFC history and the second biggest PPV ever after losing to Nate
Connor Gutierrez
im just excited for the future
Henry Johnson
He's had another ass whooping since then
Jaxson Johnson
Doesn't WWE have the same system though? Max and Rose simply aren't drawls my man.
Jason Lewis
What the fuck are these fighters problems? Like how do you miss weight? How do you gas out in a fight? Fucking wake up and run every morning and stop eating shot food. It’s literaly your job and you get paid just to maintain your body and they can’t do it fucking ridiculous if I was a fighter I would be in such good shape and my discipline would be unparalleled
229 did almost 3 million and that was after Conor got his skull bounced around by Floyd for 10 rounds
Robert Kelly
minecraft
Asher Stewart
conor is retired. unironically should join the commentator desk with rogan
Mason Peterson
I remember on that last ufc on fox card they had Jones and Anthony Smith and the crew there called out Jon for Smiff and smiff looked so disappointed he was "bruh" because I think he just wanted another top 5 guy haha
Chase Adams
hunt might actually be the most unhinged fighter on the roster
Why is Tony vs Cowboy not the main event? Has Dana not learned that manlets and women (with the exception of cutie Honda) draw zero ppv numbers?
Mason Rogers
Are you viewing that on rotten tomatoes right now? I can see there are 27 reviews but I "cant" view them or I'm retarded and can't use the site properly.
I think its competitive. The "lift your hands and walk forward" defense worked for Nate vs Conor, for the most part. And Conor isn't a clinch fighter, he won't do what Eddie did there. Its stylez, breh.
Adrian Foster
Wait Rose vs Andrade was a ppv? I though that was just another ESPN+ card this whole time.
Nate is a boxer who can shoulder roll with the punches. But Gaethje has leg kicks which can eat up Conors chicken legs
Zachary Hughes
in many ways Rogan won the battle, Schaub won the war.
Angel Robinson
If you rewatch the fights, at one point Nate literally puts his arms in front of his face and walks forward and gets in Conor's face. Gaycheese does that sometimes too. It has proven to work on Conor. He is no RDA. He can't fight in the clinch as much. He wants his distance.
Logan Williams
Nate had the chin to weather the storm and take Conor's best shots for the first 1.5 rounds. Meanwhile Gaethje is getting dropped by MJ and Dustin.
Ian Diaz
In many ways Rogan should give Schaub the talk again, this time about comedy.
He told him that he would have told Schaub not to do the special this early, but he knew he wouldn’t listen. People can hate on Schaub, but I have no doubt he will succeed as a comedian. Most comics 3 years into their career aren’t ready for a special, he got rushed into it because of his relationship with Showtime and there would have been no reason to decline it really. It’s not like Schaub is deluded about it’s quality. Basically. Schaub is based and h8rs can kick rocks. Coral bless.
Ian Watson
why is metro pcs allowed to grease their logos?
Aiden Morris
so he’s not fighting pettis
Christopher Wright
Nate unironically got boxed up by Canor in both fights, Canor just has a shit gas tank. Nate has overrated boxing.
Brayden Stewart
Do you see Cerrone coming out of this one with a victory?
>tfw listening to mma depressed but not watching fights Based Zane
Sebastian Kelly
Kek he bet on the bucks and lost. He probably fell for the Greek freak meme and didn't realize Kawhi is a vastly superior player. Giannis broke his own ankle last night he's as coordinated as a baby doe.
Connor Powell
Yeah schaub has always been humble about everything in his career and never had a massive ego
Levi Fisher
Posting gun pics make your small peepee feel like big peepee
He keeps turning it up to 11, but really, a retired boxer known for his fragile hands and not having knockout power, in a bareknuckle fight against an MMA can known for not being put down... Maliagnaggi is surely aware he will lose, right? I am 95% sure he will break his hands in the first round, not even joking.
Ethan Gray
now you know to bet the house on masvidal cause heem(secretly reddit) thinks askren is winning
Lucas Ross
Maybe, but I just see it as rather odd behavior that some people seem to be obsessed with.
>be goat herder in the mountains of Dagestan >come home to my hut from a long day of work to eat kebab and pierogies >pray twice (to the image of Khabib Nurmagomedov) >go into the village to say hello to my friend, Magomed Magomedsharipov Magomedovich, he is new UFC fighter >use the village phone (we just got newest phone, iPhone 3G) >Twitter notification >Conor McGregor posted a picture of himself after training >reply with a picture of him getting choked and say "xaxaxa you are little chicken!" >go to bed happy
Juan Scott
schaub has the kid if that counts
Nathaniel Martin
>Call heem Reddit >Posts on heem Are you a redditoid?
Zachary Mitchell
If any of you legit think Masvidal will win, you might actually be retarded
I'm not really a fan of either guy, but Askren will easily wrestlefuck Masvidal. Maia half did it and he's not a particularly great wrestler, Askren will have his way
if he's not white the only whites (humans) left in america are lukas and billie eilish
redpill me on ice hockey.
based ireland
Levi Edwards
lmfao i love how ontop of this shite you are airplane(lukas) nice of you to take your wife to see post malone great band
Dominic Wilson
*khabib and asren approach me and shoot for a takedown*
*double flying knee them both in their faces*
heh, honestly? I'm thinkin this is nothin personnel
Jayden Green
It was posted 15 minutes ago you sperg
Adam Jenkins
fuck holland. where's the range ban?
Brandon Evans
cringe sperg
Juan Gonzalez
Thoughts on taking a nap? thoughts on working over night? thoughts on brick walls? thoughts on billie eilish? thoughts on instagram? thoughts on gymnastics? thoughts on airplanes? thoughts on haemochromatosis?
so what's next for our boy Kevin "motown phenom" Lee ?
Ian Anderson
obscurity
Parker Thomas
it's spelled Pee, not Lee
Brandon Wilson
>Back of the head striking an already downed opponent I'm glad that Eddie is a washed up can in ONE now.
Henry Adams
Literally who?
Sebastian Bailey
middleweight
Ian Collins
Lilli's middle name is Faith, or at least that's how you would say it in AMERICA
EMILY FUCKING POSTTTTTTTTTTT
Brayden Murphy
Championship i never doubt my man kevin, he has what it takes you just watch keep nay saying my boy
Carter Thomas
Thoughts on 10 hour shifts? thoughts on Yea Forums? thoughts on the boston red sox? thoughts on taking the picks? thoughts on nsfw pictures? thoughts on steven sletten? thoughts on lillian?
alright my sister just called she's warped out of her mind, my brother in law is banged up with an ankle injury gotta take her to walmart you guys need anything
Matthew White
What could a fighter do to you if you assumed this position? Aren't you basically unheemable at this point?
HAHAAAAAAAAAA WHAT'S WRONG WITH DIS NIGGY'S FACE? DIS WYBOI BOTOX'D HIS FACE N SHEET
Brody Bennett
Thoughts on derek schott? thoughts on working proxies? thoughts on the dark knight? thoughts on milan? thoughts on prague? thoughts on flowers? thoughts on chocolate? thoughts on michael?
unironically why do you spend your time here you're so much brighter than any of the idiots who post here with maybe the exception being felix of chile
Samuel Hall
This has to be one of the most kino heems of all time. Kinda makes MVP based.
Luke Ward
youd lose the round on lack of aggression and octagon control though.
Liam Edwards
Thoughts on KAPO? thoughts on interpol? thoughts on scat? thoughts on spamming? thoughts on inherting 20 million usd? thoughts on mini khabib?
>2 of 12 found this helpful >0 of 6 found this helpful >5 of 45 found this helpful >0 of 9 found this helpful
Matthew Rodriguez
I've been doing BJJ for 2 years now and i'm good enough I can do a bunch of cool things to decent guys and everyone always congratulates me on my slick af triangles.
Feels good to see hard work paying off. In fact its the only time in my life where hard work actually paid off
>Soccer kicks allowed >12 to 6 allowed >10mins 1st rd then 5mins 2nd rd before going to the judges >No draws, 5 mins round added until someone give up or the judges give it to either fighter >Roids allowed >Open weight class tournament each year >no midget divisions >1 mins to sub your opponent if you are on the ground before getting on the feet and only one try by rd *solves MMA*
Robert Collins
Having more info now, the toe in the eye was probably her only path to the W
Nathaniel Martinez
*cleans up the MW division and beats the scariest of them all, twice*
Jaxon Rogers
But it cost everything. And when I say everything, I mean his chin.
Joshua Taylor
Speculation, he's smart enough to not have rushed his comeback after two wars with Yoel
Caleb Gutierrez
100%B I'm sure his chin grew back.
Brandon Cruz
I can tell you never fought in your life
Gabriel Barnes
if Reem can come back from three straight KOs by heavyweights I think Bobby can handle knockdowns from a light heavyweight
Thomas Collins
Pooana and Namapoopiss need to fight a 3rd time.
Who is your favorite female fighter btw?
Julian Cooper
Are you implying reem came back? Fighting cans who can't even touch your chin doesn't mean your chin is not gone.
Carter Harris
How salty is rockhold gonna be after he gets the kevin lee treatment
Ryan Roberts
Lmao when did Reem "come back"? I must have missed that.
Luis Carter
are you actually this upset that al iaquita is a bum?
buy a house off him if you want to suck his dick so badly you faggot
Gabriel Smith
You can probably say the word heem and knock out alistair
Blake Taylor
unironically andrade she is the only wmma that has a just bleed attitude not only the slams, but she's always willing to swing and bing
Jaxson Reed
Jan got KO'd by a check hook from Santos. He also got wrestleraped by Gus. Luke will have his way with Jan.
Joseph Brooks
Luke is not as much of a hearlet as Kevin. He just doesn't have a chin.
Andrew Bailey
I literally could not give less of a fuck about """"Raging"""" Al
I honestly believe Poirier is going to beat Khabib. Holloway and McGregor blitzed through featherweight and they had one thing in common: greater reach than all their opponents. Khabib didn't always have a reach advantage but he always had frame/size. I think the stand-up will be heavily in Poirier's favor. I think Poirier is going to be able to keep Khabib at distance which will give him that extra split second to respond to a takedown. I think Khabib is going to get pieced up for the first time in his career. I think he'll stumble over to the stool after the first round, eyes swelling shut, ribs feeling cracked, lungs on fire. I think he won't hear his corner, he'll be deafened by the questions in his mind. "Has Allah abandoned me?", "Maybe Islam is not the way", "B-but the caliphate..." I think he'll beg his corner to throw in the towel. I think they'll beg him not to besmirch Allah by quiting in front of him. I think this will be broadcast internationally and cause a rupture in the muslim community. I think Poirier is going to single-handedly start the pendulum swing to a new era of Crusades. I think we're taking Constantinople and it starts with this rat.
When Kebab stops dodging him and gets subbed in the 2nd with a d'Arce.
Bentley Harris
Without resorting to any sort of small minded thinking, who would you state, unequivocally, is your favorite female fighter in each of the following divisions:
It's easy to "maul" people, when they provide zero submission threat. Tony would triangle Khabib 100 times while he's trying to "maul".
James Brooks
top kek
Caleb Walker
Why do people think Tony is the guy to beat Kebab? Sure he's good on the feet and slippery off his back, but I just don't see how that's gonna be enough to deal with Dagestani wrestlefucking
Bentley Garcia
Caz
Grayson Long
Tony has been training for tiramisu for damn near two years, I'm putting my fiver on him
Jaxon Hill
>Dagestani wrestlefucking
Could you expose yourself as a caz even harder?
Benjamin Butler
khabib is a can
Kayden Diaz
this is the correct answer
Camden Hughes
Finally published my review on IMDB
If this is what qualifies as new comedy, a narcissistic poser mumbling and drooling through jokes that any switched on 7 year old wouldn't find funny, then God help us all.
Avoid it at all costs.
Colton Ross
Brendan, if you're reading this, this can all stop if you just revive Big Brown Breakdown and strictly use it for fight talk.
Noah Morales
in some ways, every fighter is a can
Sebastian Reyes
He is trying to move away from his association with fighting
Bentley Lee
If I didn't know better I'd think this is Gachimuchi
Elijah Parker
If Cerrone beats Tony, 155 will have 4 white people in top 5 rankings. Never thought that would happen, always thought we were just worse fighters.
Jonathan Morgan
>we >white >UK
We haven't seen this level of LARPing ever since Tim Kennedy retired.
Yes actually you're pretty much invulnerable in that pose, can't believe we don't see stuff like this more often, that'd what I've been saying all along, MMA fighters gotta learn to incorporate more of the old school eastern martial arts techniques
David Sanders
Right in the schaubs
Sebastian Kelly
In a competition? 45 degrees across the chin Against someone you hated? Overhand right into the eye, or uppercut to the nose. Punching in the mouth heems your hand a lot of the time in a streetfight. Hook to the ear can knock someone over.
Matthew Davis
with my power it don't matter
Camden Turner
Left hand lead hook just behind the ear, that's what I like to call "hitting the snooze button"
Christian Gomez
the throat
Carson Jenkins
lol why?
Jordan Ortiz
probably not in competition, it's too hard to pick your shots there like the example, if you just somehow had the perfect moment to punch anywhere, where would it be? is an ear shot that devastating? Would an eye shot really do you much favour if maybe it didn't land completely flush? think carefully
bro calm down that's just asking for trouble
Andrew Sullivan
based Cruz, you actually can't be punched or slammed in that pose at all
John Howard
Take a look at his career
William Hall
*the no-nonsense Keith Peterson
Jaxson Rivera
Hardest i ever got punched was on the back of my head just above the neck. I've been kicked in the mouth twice and got flashed, if i weren't already on the ground (in a rugby match) I'd have fallen over.
Chin/mouth/temple/ ear/base of skull rock you Eyes, nose, lips just hurt and swell a lot
Jaxson Peterson
sounds like you are a chinlet kid
Jason Wilson
Jaw or behind the ear to ko them
Jaxon Wright
I hate when they make these match ups where I don't want to see either guy lose
Christian Watson
He thinks it is holding him back from being fully accepted as a comedian. He doesn’t like going on other podcasts and all they do is talk about his fight career. He wants to just be like any other comedian.
William Russell
38 amateur fights 2 losses via decision 0 ko/tko
Only KO was during a rugby match, I was 16 and playing on a U23 side, got spiked on my head like NamaPoonas but by a heavyweight
Angel Kelly
Dude’s just a fat, lazy fuck. He didn’t get cut because he popped, he got cut because he’s a fat fuck who couldn’t stop shoveling deep-fried shit into his gullet long enough to slim down to merely somewhat obese so he can make his contractually-obligated weight.
Seriously, not being able to make 265 at 6’1 in 2 months is more than enough grounds for release.
uhhhhhhh it's mine now, I invented khapee normagopoo
James Mitchell
I have no difficulty believing that whatsoever.
Adam Collins
Canboy*
Cameron Perez
damn man, you are a beast I take it back
Joseph Nguyen
Nice1 I think I’ll Invent that too
Dylan Rodriguez
*Cuckald Cuckboy Cuckrone
Joshua Smith
This was when beating Cerrone was more impressive.
Angel Cook
Not the dad of his wife's son Cuckald Cuckboy Cuckrone *
Bentley Rodriguez
Gaethje has to be able to put it all together on that night, but he has all the tools to steamroll Khabib.
Christian Young
Ever get properly hit in those places? Hurts like a beast of a peach. I'm just thinking of where I disliked being hit the most.
Most effective 1 strike I ever learned was from the police. The pain is unbelievable, it just stuns you. They showed us similar techniques on the arms and legs too
You give Cerrone zero chance? He handles pressure much better these days and can put together nasty combinations. He also works the body well which I haven't really seen anyone try to do to Tony.
Hunter Campbell
>where's your kid >hit me instead of your kid what the fuck was his problem?
Tony has a 30% chance of loss against every opponent because he gets into deep trouble in every fight even against literal cans like Kevin Pee and Anthony Peettis
Levi Robinson
Alcholic douchebag, just like Cerrone.
Luke Wright
Tony has a 100% chance of losing vs cerrone
Henry Rogers
Tony has a 26% chance of locking Cowboy in a triangle.
What if you was like 14 and she was your mom and she heard some stupid bro science at the gym about how breast milk stimulates muscle and brain growth so she breast fed you up until your twenties hahaha
Sad to hear about Woodley being diagnosed with early arthritis, bit surprised as well. Not really a guy you'd ever think would have brittle hands but back to back surgeries.
