/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - RAGOAT Edition

PILE UP

HAHAHA BASED SCHUMI
FUCK WYMYN DRIVERS

KINO
OHNONONO

>SCHUMI

RED
E
D

ROAD BLACK

>Schumacher

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH

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>Schumi rams into the ass of Tatiana

Get in there user

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FUCKING KEK

*block, sry

KINO

tfw it wasn't poorag to red flag the race

Can they change tyres during a red flag?

the Schumachers know that place lmao

>women driver

Did Nyck pit yet?

MAR p5

so they will have to push EVERY car into pits? fucking lol

Got a 10 second penal though

Seems fun

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Pity it was a Schumacher Jr and not a Verstappen Jr.
We could be making "a Verstappen hitting a woman" memes.

remember, these morons work for free

Haha top 10 btfo, De Vrijs is fucked now

as if "Schumacher causing trouble at rascasse" isn't as good

Pretty sure they're just going to push RAG in to the harbour.

Seems pretty fucked up you can fix the car that caused the red flag but guys who need to change their tyres can't

Stop seething, Poland, this is getting old

Will Emilia be at the race this weekend, /f1/?

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streamable.com/b89u8
should have gone around the left outside after he spun her

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they probably all are millionairs

>remember, these morons work for tax free

FTFY

>abuse woman
>cause red flag
>win

F2 is fucking wrong

how about no

yeah, i'm sure

>abuse woman
>win
Nothing's wrong with that

can't believe sch*mi just slapped Calderon's arse and got away with it....

nigga that was edgy as fuck

>magnesium mineralized water
magnesium mineralized cars when?

so what exactly are they waiting for?

You're in the Rascasse and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?

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1955

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Ragu comeback incoming

wonder how I ended up in Monaco and with a gf

Race control probably trying to work out how to make this fair

insta penalty for Mick so he doesn't profit from the red flag probably

Stone him

Ask him to impregnate my GF so I can raise a Schumacher as my step-child

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>Cause red flag
No investigation

>Other cars force you to skip Saint Devote
+10 second penalty

>they accidentally threw De Vries's overalls out after Baku
what

Putting the cars to the same order in the pit lane I guess

is your GF a porn star I follow on instagram?

>Alex questioning MarkeGod putting on softs
If they have to pit again because this doesn't count as the mandatory, swapping to the softs is the best idea if you have to stop again.

>BRAZZERS

RAIN IN 5

Mick should've got out the car and slapped her on her helmet stupid bitch.

No benuldy for Mick. FIA have missed that surname.

>t. Damon

With his lingam

>Schumacher International Assistance

inb4 Alfa sponsored by Moomins

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that's not Moomins though

30 minutes to restart the race with no damage to cars or circuit. gee, i wonder why motorsport is becoming less and less popular

>ei tiedä myyrää

I meant that now that Little Mole sponsors them, Moomins will soon too

>t. whinges more than Alonso in a Honda powered McLaren

So are they going to reset to the race standings before the crash, because Gelael is 10th and somehow overtook Deletraz and Schumacher during the red flag and it hasn't been rectified yet.

Same goes for Hubert, who I'm sure was in front of Latifi.

Thats Krtek you brainlet

Ah I see

Invite him skiing?

>inb4 Schumi punts Calderon again

And the question has been answered.

B-back that ass up

Reminder that MarekGOD would be driving for Williams this season if a Polish pay driver didn't buy the drive.

>relentless

>but after the race

everyone from p9 down is lapped, gg stewards, what a pathetic race

EVERYBODY IS A LAP DOWN LMAO, THERE GOES THE ADVANTAGE

HAHAHHAHAHHA drive through for Mick

fuck off faggot you don't have to watch if it triggers your assburgers that hard

>Schumacher penalty

Imagine the state of Poland if that happens

SCHUMI DOUBLE BENULDY. LOL.

+1 LAP

KEKEKEKEKKEEKEK

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Schumi kind to the aryan Sophia, harsh with a mexican
After all maybe not Gio is the Nazi?

>this race is absolutely fine, great stewarding all around
t. retards

>aryan Sophia
lol

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>P9 +1 lap

Makes reverse grid pole very interesting.

Explain why they are 1 lap down when they weren’t at red flag lap?

this race is an absolute fucking shitshow.

i have no fucking clue why P9 onwards are lapped.

i have no fucking clue why schumacher has a penalty for trying to lap someone so slow.

i have no idea why poorag was allowed to race despite being outside 107%.

i have no fucking idea why people were allowed to change tyres under red flag.

Schumacher came back on track behind Orangutan and now he's like a minute ahead, wtf?

>RAG +56.420
How does he do that, lads?

RAGhantugahanlamanal already 20+sec down. What does he mean by this.

Thank God for that, he would have become the next Vandoorne with that career ending car

They changed tires during the red flag

Kkkkkk

>UBER DRIFT

He was inside the 107% of his group leader.

That is the rule for Monaco.

Deja vu

rip markelov

P9 and the rest got lapped because they didn't complete the lap before they got stuck and everybody in front of them got around having started the next lap.

Then those guys were put in front of the pit lane, effectively lapping everybody else.

Poo was already a lap down on Schumi.

Markelov did too

>he did it again
THE
ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAN

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Markelov going for reverse grid pole

markeLOL S

that is the explanation of what happened...but is surely beyond unfair and completely baffling

gg race director

i don't want to see the action

i don't want to see replays

thanks fucker

:^)

Nice proxy, Poland.

Pretty sure that's how timings logic worked but noone is lapped IRL

Meanwhile, my commentators are not aware of what's going on and still think Deletraz is on the lead lap and therefore challenging for the win.

Mostly for Calderon. Had they not done that, the top-8 would've been sitting ducks for the rest of the field. You could say "that's racing" though. Plus it would've made this a bit more exciting. A compromise could have been to let the top-8 line up behind the rest of the field in the pit lane, so that they wouldn't be too close to them, but also not lapped.

What happened to MAR? Did he pit or what?

Went straight on at the chicane.

it fucked over everyone who had made their stop before red flag, exception being calderon

How can you lose 40 secs on that?

Where did Mark go?

>a fucking leaf

>GayLEL

gg

>not pitting Markelov now in case there is a safety car
Not like the car behind will get past if he does.

kek it almost happened again

this c(an)uck just ramming into everyone without remorse

Does the FIA post lap charts for F2. I need to see how the fuck the curry muncher is so far back so quick

Thanks to whoever posted that Motorsport Manager was free on android. Having way too much fun today work.

hahhahaha day of the rake is here

>deranged cannuck

>+1:40 already
my sides

can you refuel during pitstop on that game? all i see if the flow high/average or low..

On the timing tree he was 40+ seconds behind the next car after 1 lap after SC.

How this possible I just don’t know

Because he was 2 laps down by that point then got one lap back due to schumi drive through

Yeah, we know. It seems like there was no way they could've restarted the race without fucking at least one group over.

Calderon got double fucked because she got lapped and still had a mandatory pitstop.

Stopped at the designated street for a poo

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Michael Masi is the best thing that has ever happened to F1/2/3
I wish Charlie had died years ago.

>Commentators just catching on to +1 Lap

You can, but in WEC and GTs

>Race control going full kino

Some of these gaps post-red flag are huge. De Vries just lapped Markelov who was right behind him at the start.

I don't think you can refuel in the sprint series, maybe in the higher series you can

>Calderon got double fucked
Video?

KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO

WEW

based RAG

>poo driving

They were talking about it as soon as it came up buddy

FUCKING RAGU DONE IT AGAIN

RAGOATNATHAN

>two crashes on the same lap
>completely separate incidents
>one of them is the fucking pooinloo

based Rag
absolutely based

>poo rag

POO IN LOO

Correa is so fucking stupid, holy shit, he's so fucking stupid.

Good job on Deletraz for putting him under pressure despite being a lap back, so now he's on pole.

>A lapped car is gonna get reverse grid pole

mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8 mar p8

orangutan needs some old fashioned beating, preferably lynch

Calderon relegation to FW when?

Pls kino last lap

BASED RACE CONTROL

Calling it now, Markelov will slow down on the last lap and let Deletraz cross the line first so he can have reverse pole tomorrow.

>16 RAG
>17 CAL
Our boy made it, lads!

>Correa is so fucking stupid, holy shit, he's so fucking stupid.

Patricija has sucked his cock though.

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Markelov has a 10 second penalty tho, so he just needs to lose 6 seconds.

MARKEGOD POLE

That was Formula mEme levels of fun.

Absolute tsunami tier diarrhea all race but still chuckling at the kino, well done F2

Lads, haven't seen the race
Worth watching the replay later this evening?

>nyck has a boner

based

Yes. F2 memerace of the year.

Definitely but it's a bit of clusterfuck

It was a meme race.

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>not quick mick is quite thick

Is his career over or will nepotism keep him around undeserving for a few more years?

>t. Damon

>name on overall

She's just baiting Waglad isn't she

>t. Waggers not realising he's talking in the 3rd person again

worry.jpg

Wrong. m-muh markegod xd isn't driving because his dad was arrested for fraud relating to his railway company. If not Kubica, it would have been Gutierrez in the car.

>Nick going for the classy Monaco podium girls with the champagne
LMAO

Ebin

What a dick

What is his endgame? Is he playing 74D chess by being deliberately slow?

>latifi trying to reattempt mick maneuver

Lol you fucking poofta cunt

Can I not just give these women the respect they deserve?

Those poor girls have to wear that outfit all weekend and now it'll stink of cheap champagne

He's just pretending to be retarded just to make Calderon finishing behind him looking total shit. A based man.

Cute girl

why is her hat making me laugh so much

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>women can be as quick as men

Hold my curry

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>Beckmann gets banned from Monaco for life

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Pretty sure they take it off quite often during the weekend

What do you mean? Please explain.

They are their work clothes, I'd imagine they don't shower or sleep in them

FIA should tell MP to dump the curry or they’ll find any excuse to get rid of him.

Memes aside he is a danger. Lapped twice inside 20 laps before red flag. Regularly 5 seconds+ off the pace. Blocking and weaving aagainst a faster car. Takes the same dude out later.

I hope he stays for the memes but he is shit.

Calderon out first

yeah he's a joke, how does he even qualify

Reminder that Chainbear rates Calderon because she's a woman

for me, its TINSI

Going to need you to go back a step there, whats Chainbear?

some youtube fag

O ok whys that Fin reminding us about some zoomtube shit?

Lord only knows

Because he's the netflix of F1 jewtubers and feeds his retarded opinions to hundreds of thousands.

And that matters to you?

>Used to type 'in' in the search bar to instantly go to Instagram
>It now goes to Interpol

WAGboomer has doomed me. What a clever bastard.

youtube.com/watch?v=e-pSoYPrk00

remindah

zooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooom

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Could he out-qualify RAG with that thing?

>Most places lost by a driver?
Does this count DNFs?

*scores same amount of points as RAG*

Sack Gasly and give his seat to Blyat already

Isn't Albon doing better than Kvyat?

>if you only knew how bad things really are

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then demote blyat so max could win monaco?

He seems so sad ;_;

Why? Do you know how much he earns? His 2nd season in F1 he gets into a Ferrari, he can learn this season and his 4 time champion teammate isn't doing that much better than him. He would be sad if Vettel was winning and he was finishing 5th all the time.

At this rate, Haas will take a win before Ferrari

Max will crash at swimmingpool again

woo lads

Erm

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take that back

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Ok Kevin.

...

When was the last time we had a meme podium?
Hungary 2006?

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He's been doing a series of, I believe, 15 races so far where he finishes no lower than fifth with average position being 3.2 or so. Seems like he's overgrown his crashing stage.

strulovich

More like
>based steiner

WE ARE ZE ROT AUTOMOBIL NOW
NOW WE CAN WIN ZE GRAND PRIX

Is that red mocking his burnt head?

Nein, now ze are ze tru underhuden

I thought its first turn time this time?

ach ach es ist sehr schweirig dis Wochenende, wir müssen Niki nicht vergessen aber diese Rot halo macht es sehr sehr schwierig fur uns. Konnen wir auch mit rot winnen? keine Ahnung, ich denke vielleicht 8th am besten.

>they paint a single star red and add a barely visible Lauda's autograph
>people mock them
>other teams make a nice tribute to Niki on their cars
>"ok Jurgen, paint ze halo red"

Should I trade Verstappen and Gimi for Magnussen and Bottas?

I didn't even know elderly fan is rip. Is mercedec finnished now?

Ich denke, der Geist des roten Autos und der von Lauda werden uns mindestens den sechsten Platz bringen. Wir sind die Außenseiter, das liegt auf der Hand.

Bottas will keep getting points simply by existing and Gimi gets shitloads if he does things like Baku.

inb4 Ferrari sue them for using a copyrighted colour :D

Problem with Gimi is the other teams woke up, he can't place high anymore.

Is ferraree already working on next year car? They should lol

>tfw there might be a thunderstorm on sunday

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Le funni Merc CEO moustache man got retired too

In Finland or in Monaco?

Monaco

Albon Ric and Grosjean block Rascasse on lap 35 dubs confirm

based

Based

Nothing is exposed.

ALB
GRO
RAI

Aah yes

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motorsport.com/f1/news/raikkonen-300-races-cancel-everything/4394889/
serious gimi is serious :DDDD no party plz

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dubs and neekeri gets btfo

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divebombing is the most braindead form of overtaking

>f2 results still provisional

lol

what a joke, morans

seething shamilton fans

R E L E N T L E S S

No it's

R E N T L E S S

The fella stated facts and no emotion apart from pity was implied

He calls him sad and implies begging, why I wonder? RENT FREE

You don't need to pity someone if they're really that pathetic but i wonder why fella did

heh

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Remember to stay alert /f1/

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>earned lifetime worth of big dorra, reached his goal in F1 and now does shit for fun and is a good father for his kids
sounds more like based to me

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>only just realised it's a bank holiday weekend

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Biziness idea: Use the bank holiday and make Monaco a 24 hour race

Wait what? People outside the US celebrate memorial day?

Its Spring Bank Holiday you dolt

Didn't one of the older Gran Turismo's do an endurance race on a fake Monte Carlo track where the AI would just wall ride the whole event?

Also potential business idea: Replace the future /f1/ race fleet of Milk Floats with Daihatsu Midgets

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Not sure FmEme would be happy taking their cars to F1

>implying people in Monaco work
>inb4 tftp

I don't think so, GT AI just drives around in 100% authentic procssesion formation.

lmao

i think so and before that it's nurburgring 1999

USA 05

Monteiro 1 - Hulkenberg 0

Formula mEme practice is now

twitch.tv/fiaformulae

Nick, when will we get a Greece GP like this?

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Does Valencia 2012 count?

gib money for track pls :d

>very warm today t. bong
>23 degrees

every. single. time.

just carve it into the side of a mountain and you'll be good.
you have people have pickaxes, shovels and spades, right?

>spades
Here we call them niggers.

>6C
>raining
feels good mayn

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>15-20ºC
>Also raining
Cozy day

>22°C
>Cloudy, yet warm
oddly comfy.

>mowed my lawn
>24°C
Now getting drunk on cider and surfing around.
top comfy

>temperature
>weather

summary

>temperature
>precipitation
Comment.

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The amount of people that just went
>temperature
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comment
proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Yea Forums.

Jaguar
Jaguar

Minardi

>gimi
>gimi
gimi

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>really
>makes
youthink

>more people complaining than people that did thing
huh

How humid is it there for you guys

>ferrari
>ferrari

jordan-toyota

Current posting is more dull than actual F1

>panis
>coulthard
herbert

olivier panis jos verstappen antais

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my scale says 38%

mahaveer ragunathan

>joe
>lee
& palmer

Where the poo crashed?
Wasn't watchin

>disagreeing comment

Flatulence is funny.

Absolutely based lad

>chandhok
>karthikeyan

raghunathan

Has Aitken seethed on insta yet?

Playing need for speed in my PSX.
I wanna go back

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No he is taking it alright

twitter.com/JakeHughesRace/status/1131899778655227904

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No idea I don't follow him and I don't invest in other peoples emotions so don't care.

It's funny

Is Michael aware of his sons performance?

Although he is liking a lot of stuff

twitter.com/JaitkenRacer/likes

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>happens often with woman in car

He punted Aitken into the wall in the hairpin

kek

twitter.com/_Schnixel/status/1131906187685974016

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>Indian Nationalist taking revenge on his British oppressor.

>Reposting a Canadian Redditor's low effort post

>Rosberg amirite XD

The Oranguthan is based af.
Aitken is just virgin enough for him.

12 hours of Brno starting now

youtube.com/watch?v=YXjZT7BZQvc

gimi

youtube.com/watch?v=0GYQXluVbZ0

don't forget that Aitken is a fucking soiboi/normie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>12 hours of Brno
>3 hours left

3 hours today.

9 hours tomorrow.

>wtf1

>3+9
>24 hour series

Red Bull partnering with IndyCar to make a windscreen.

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Looks like a fish

>Seems a duck
Cuak

>Literally just a Halo with Plexi

lel

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>Gimi supported Leclerc
fug I didn't want these feels

>Windscreen + Halo

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gimi wins monaco :D

fugly

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Hell yeah

looks better than lelho

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mwoah yes isalright

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Honestly can't think of a more kino result

I higly prefer a closed cockpit.
Or remove all this bullshit, even better.

Indy hype

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this is why we need X2010 style regulations
>minimal dirty air since wheels are closed
>safe cockpit since it's closed
>fast as fuck
>V8
I'd argue they could slap MGUK and MGUH to the engine to make it LE ROAD RELEVANT XD maybe could add moveable/active aero too

>Need for Speed 2
nice

these quads wont age well

will never need to watch another grand prix when this happens.

nothing will ever beat it.

he's right desu

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can't even imagine the chain of events that would lead into that result

Well-timed safety car.

safety car

for

YIKES

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Would this finally lift the Gimi Curse from Ferrari?

Gladly reality is not limited by your imagination.

This sure looks like a last minute effort by Red Bull. Oh right the canopy, quick Adrian draw a piece of glass around the halo.

Why no FW at Monaco?

Feminine Wobbler?

Feline Wang.

she might be there?

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I have the memory of a retard

I have a memory about a retard.

I've never been to finland

>All that discussion yesterday has made me imagine Carrie doing lewd anal stuff for the whole day

Thanks a lot guys

>Hi guys!
>Just a quick reminder that the real blue riband event this weekend is the #BerlinEPrix.
>Myself, I shall not be watching the Indy 500 or Monaco Grand Prix, because they're predictable.
>*shuts eyes* I also like to be part of the solution and not the problem

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Care to share?

carrie? now it makes sense.

a part of the final solution

I’ve also had unchristian thoughts relating to this

Bsnss d : Moving cars

Hello, is this the horsecock general?

Yes?

>gimi will retire AND die in your lifetime

My wife is really into horses how do I compete?

Die? Probably not.

send your application to niki lauda and your wife to grando

>retire
probably not
>die
might happen

Does she clean its’ big willy out?

>implying I will live to 2100

Considering he is only 10 years older than me and is a multi-multi-millionaire and I am an autist who live shorter lives generally I do not think you are correct.

Not if i kill myself before that

Not if I kill him first.

youtube.com/watch?v=KdMs08HfAMk

Does yours involve her, the massage table, lube and her drinks bottle?

Reported to Stasi

Her, baby oil, a do not enter sign, a thumb going up her bum, and a bit of fisting.

How much cleavage is too much to show as a guest at a wedding?

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How much HDR is too much HDR?

Looks like the "dress" is about to slip off, struggling to understand what you all see in this thot.

Think only 3 people in this thread even like her.

Is she cross eyed?

Really? I didn't know we had such a high percentage of gays.
I thought you were all just memeing.

I'm watching this F2 Monaco Race 1 and fucking hell. I didn't think there was much gap between F2 and F1 but these guys are clearly levels way below the standard for F1. All these crashes. The race completely stopped at one point.

Three out of about 100 isn't a lot I think. Less than real life probably.

Formula mEme FP2

twitch.tv/fiaformulae

brb going to turn my car on and leave it idling while eating a steak

This weekend's co-commentator sure is Herbert tier.

In your garage with the door shut?

>he thinks im rich enough to own a garage

Nicest thing anyone has said to me all day

Have you ever stopped to consider that living your life a certain way because people told you not to means that they're still controlling you?

>"Don't jump off a bridge"
>*jumps off a bridge* (even though he wasn't going to)
>I sure showed them!
>*splat*

>tfw I have a garage, and a clothes dryer
Turns out I'm a fucking oligarch by /f1/ standards

A woman who already belongs to a man should show no skin to other men.

My dad rents his for £15 a month, you could try that.

>have sex
>don't have sex

huh guess you're right

I agree cripple-dick

If you didn't know, that's his sister.

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>cripple dick is a muslim

The plot thickens

>Sophia hasn't answered my question

Feel sad.

No he's not. They just live rent free in his head.

>being against whores = being a muslim

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>rachel riley is pregnant

Ahh fugg

Someone better do this

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Maybe a copy of this? amazon.co.uk/Art-Racing-Rain-Garth-Stein/dp/0061537969

2 old

Ok so that cripple dick is here
>Not keeping your tyre in the blanket for having it always at optimal temperature
Enjoy spinning at the first trust

For a man or a woman?

Well, would you pay rent to live in Brazil?

youtube.com/watch?v=L2E7RJ9_6y8

60's Monaco was comfy

>Saint Bianchi vous qui êtes aux cieux, please help me to not bin Guenther's car this week

>crippledick

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>Formula mEme put all of their marshals full names online
>Formula Merc 1-2 do not

It's the little things.

Why do we need to know their names?

Makes them feel like they matter.

to perform illegal monetary opperations

It makes thing a lot easier if you see a qt one.
Never found her

He seems on the verge of crying everytime he speaks. Makes me want to protect him like a little Bruder.

Also makes them easier to stalk.

Wait hang one I think I found her.

Would the Halo have killed Niki, making it harder to extract him from the fire and all?

Let me tell you about Mercedes.

>Hang one
Marshall lynch mob when?

Wasn't the only thing that fucked Niki that his seatbelt wouldn't release? If he had a modern harness with a halo I'm sure he'd have been ok

The seatbelt was all tangled up by the time the Argentinian cowboy tried to pull him out.

F1 on Autopolis when?

they're getting exposed tomorrow

She is a rally co-driver with her husband.
How I did not find that out I don't know.

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Nice

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Sweet

>husband
that could be her dad
based boomer strikes again

Doesn't make them mutually exclusive.

And there is her instagram in all it's 6 image glory

instagram.com/lauwgiraudo/

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Amber lounge soon.

No idea if there is a stream for it.

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Btw I'm watching FKino, Alex seems a bit off, I bet he was sad Davide wasn't with him

Speaking of gimi, I'm trying to work out if I've been sexually harassed or not

Reminder that WTF1 is a better channel than Chainbear

Both shit

this

subribe to howtobizkit

No.

>One is gay but doesn't make a big deal out of it.
>The other is gay but tries to hide it.
Chainbear is obviously superior.

much horse kissing

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youtube.com/watch?v=2eNJi45iIB8

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mana podcast when?

alright my niggas
time to rev up dem poems
for that gimi hat

twitter.com/F1/status/1131971887389712384

>7x F1 Grand Prix Winner
How did he managed to win so many?

he didn't drive a shit car back then

Post foreskin

cripple dick

how much is too much for a funeral

gib 4skin plx hue hue hue hue hue

This is a haiku
About Kimi Raikkonen
(Alfa Romeo)

You're welcome.

Having a foreskin is better.

you didn't have a shit dick back then

He did, he couldn't roll it back so he used to piss in his foreskin until it blew up like a little balloon and eventually pee would force its way out

When I was young part of my foreskin was fused to my willy head, I just pulled it apart in the bath eventually.

As a younger lad I never understood the lube+masturbation combo in the media/internet. But then I realized that it's because americans are mutilated and their dicks are basically dry so they have to add artificial lotion to do one of the most basic things lmao

I snapped my banjo string with one of my first ever wanks and it bled so much I freaked out and showed my mum, my room looked like a murder scene.

I have a mutilated dick and I go raw and dry.

It’s not just being dry, they have to walk in a completely different way and are denied the pleasure of pulling the foreskin over and back over the willy head at 300 RPM.

>until it blew up like a little balloon

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I don't know if foreskin posting is better than horsecock posting desu

Oy

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That's it. I don't have a mature-fetish anymore.

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racefans.net/2019/05/24/fia-scraps-plan-standard-f1-gearbox-2021/
>RaceFans understands from team sources the FIA is also reconsidering whether to introduce single suppliers of wheel rims, brake systems and brake friction materials in 2021
OH NO NO NO.

It's not.

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kek Ferrari and Merc are based

NEW

I mean I'm glad about this in particular but it shows again that nobody in the right positions has any clue what they are doing and they are severly lacking any vision for the future of F1.