/cyc/ - Giro d'Italia Stage 13

My money's on Lopez

>why does EF get to wear pink
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home riding the tour for Pinot

Lopez will definitely try again today.

>Pinot

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>dat ass

>using gears

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>using roads in the Netherlands 2050

I wonder, would regular road helmet be even effective on water? Dudes at yacht racing wear different helmets (when they wear any).

>I knock you down you cunt

based

im the mountain king of water cycling

Cant wait for the GÖAT to expose Primoz Fraudlic today

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I just tried to imagine how it would even work and now I'm having this mental image of going up the waterfall

>why yes I root for astana, how did you know?

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this guys mother is from kazakhstan

i hope rogljic took his asthma medicine today.

>Why yes, I do BOOOOOOO at Team Sky, how could you tell?

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based and superman pilled

>Damn, viviani looks like THAT?

Seeing yesterday's race, Yates has the best team for contending the GC. They may make it real hard for the rest

>+38:51

Moleman and Zakarin are with the attackers.

The race will end here

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I need to ride in Italy sometime

wew this break could be big trouble for Roglic if he loses contact to a group of favourites, so many domestiques

The climb continues to Colle del Nivolet 2612m but I think there's no space at the top to end the race so they stopped at the lakes

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Molemas been a non threat for years now.
I know zakarins level is insane but even then hes no match for the big guys and looks like an amateur

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>41km
I'm tried after 41km on flat lol

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i hate people who defend their 10th place, Meintjes is the worst GC rider ever

Chute Tao, Kirby on suicide watch

Psssh.. nothing personnel, kid

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While seraching pics of Pian del Lupo I found this lol
Well lupo means wolf

Is that a climb for ants?

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crap resolution didn't even notice, here you go.

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Geoghegan Hart from UK postal retired LMAO.

For me, it's Bow Kay Mole Man

>News coming in that Tao Geoghegan Hart has abandoned. He crashed while in the breakaway.
FUCK INEOS

Thats how its always been and one of the reasons the leader has only to cover real threats, 2nd and 3th, for the rest he just has to follows those who want to protect their positions

For me its Row-litch

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youtube.com/watch?v=eR7UkLYkstg

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Brexit means Brexit

>Tao Geoghegan Hurt

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Mental gymnastics

chances of Nibali winning instead of the ski jumper?

>@anon5771 @anon7463 @niceshirtalberto @10266305 @anon5611 All banned for the duration of the Giro. Answering back when told to behave is not a good idea

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>starts motor

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I misread transformation as transfusion

At this point its a gamble he always loses time when the big guys attack but hes done well in the TTs so there is that.

based

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they do it for free

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it's not like he's winning the race, dumb schizos

I'm not sure if 17k of timetrial will be enough for him.

Fri May 24, 1:43:04pm

Tashatam: @rubyroubaix not remotely funny Ruby, we do NOT joke about riders being hurt and you should damned well know that and set a good example

What is this shit?

what is this supposed to mean?

FDJ have a training camp in France that's 15 km from the finish area. Would take 5 hours by car to get there.

>pian del lupo
>wolf's sandwich

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It's the stream chat, I personally never read that shit, I always go full screen

>pian
>sandwich

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Hmmm, typing UNBAN ME YOU COWARD 30 time has in fact not unbanned me.

I might try another method.

Reset your router.

The chad austrian vs the virgin terrone di mierda

he thought it was pan del lupo

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Is your body ready for Pian del Lupo?

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Checked the climb and found a doggo

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>2011

I hope the doggo is still alive

road is probably worse now

sfigati dopati in questo thread
sceglietevi uno sport da uomini checche

finally some gradients

Cows :3

t. buzzurro di 90 kg

They fixed the road for the Giro

Hope Demare misses the time cut

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t. seething viviani

Yumbo setting the pace
>s-see guys we actually ave a strong team
>p-pls don't attack

lel

very true

looool

But he will get a sticky bottle up the hill again

>pls stop saying we dont do work ;_;

How's the upcoming descent?

How are the chances of Mollema to make it?

100%

YIkes he's not going to survive. Where is Ackerman?

2VINO4U

>Polank

I assume they are all together but they just named Demare and nobody else for some reason. Obviously the peloton is tiny now so most are dropped.

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aaannd the Yumbo fakers are immediately btfo

>Sam Omen dropping already
This man was supposed to help Dumoulin in the mountains

RIP Jumbo

>Jumbo all dead already

Roglic already isolated. I wonder if Geesink would've been able to hang onto this group.

Very comfy mountain

Astana on the good shit this year

Astana looking stronk

kruiswijk could have

Lol, Roglic won't win the Giro, if he has a weak team like this.

>that fan almost felling on the ground

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digits and Mollema wins the giro

What's up with Jungels? He skipped ardenne classics after he rode some flanders classics to be good here

Tolhoek is in the first group

>getting a cold just so you're on camera for 3 seconds

CHUTE D'UN SPECTATEUR

I know, but Geesink would've been Roglic' main man in the mountains this Giro, but he broke his collar bone and his pelvis in Liège.

>Falling on your naked retarded ass

hah those idiots

I'm sure he will be a big help to Roglic

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What a retard

you're right, forgot about Tolhoek. I wonder how much he can do for Roglic on the final climb.

MOLEMAN CONFIRMED

Give me a quick rundown on the last 20 km, just got home from work.

MOVISTAR ATTACK

S T E E P

should be some kino photos form that last steep rmap

If I would start training now, would I be able to compete in August in the local round? Been going to the gym for years and cycling for 7weeks.

Did you used to be a ski jumper?

no and also I don't have any magic doctors available

another based descent

Dangerous and narrow

>67km to go: 50 riders in peloton
>Astana start pulling
>65km to go: 20 riders in the peloton

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>Did you used to be a ski jumper?
>no
dont bother then

>30 dropped in 6 minutes

BASED

they're fast...

Last climb soon

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Chaves only in maglia rosa group, lmao

Thanks Juan

THanks Juan

Merci Jean!

Imagine being this much of a cuck

vrosty: i think its hammer time again @Tashatam

Tashatam: @anon4348 no, and I am sending you to join him for attitude problems, unnecessary language, and challenging the mods.

#cucklife

PLEASE KINO NOW

what is this?

Imagine not paying for Eurosport when it costs less than a pair of tires. Imagine not having every race in HD on your tv. Imagine watching shitting streams for hours every day

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The giro is the only GT that isn't broadcasted on based sporza.

I would also never pay for anglo services and i am proud of this fact.

>Slovene is related to Finnish
Thanks Eurosport, really made me think...

>Headquarters Issy-les-Moulineaux,France

I thought Eurosport was a French thing.

ES also broadcasts here.

Finally someone attacks...based Masnada

I thought it was Luxembourgish

>owned by americans
>CEO is peter dutton

simple as

goat category climb

some regional prices are fucked tho

What do theses mountain people do for work?
Are they mostly neets living the good life.

Back in the past mountain people were really poor as fuck.

Nowadays they are usually wealthy people, because it attracts wealthy tourists, mountain regions are health resorts.

Probably mostly retired old people and some people who drive like 2 hours every day to work

Too busy wathcing Giro just realized Theresa May resigned. Now back to Giro

After my Brexit plan got downvoted the 100th time I would have quit too.

so brits back in eu now

I hope they bring in Boris Johnson for some kino television

Quintana attacks!!!

wtf I love INEOS now

Depends what her successor will do. Maybe there'll be a hard Brexit after all.
I really dont care unless there are somehow negative consequences for team Sky

>ever liking INEOS

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>using clothes

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enjoyed seeing her in tears desu

evil cow

they all live in Monaco including the owner of the team. makes no difference to them

Twitter is fucked then, coz everyone follows British politics for some reason. Better to stay out at least for a couple of days.

ATTAQUE DU QUINTANA

Twitter is full of retards anyway and should be avoided at all costs

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I only use it to search for specific events like the giro. No way I would waste my time reading the garbage people say about everything all the time

waiting for Astana to destroy them again

NO MORE EXCUSE Dombrowski

>the city of jungles

Bob too fat

Why do they keep talking about Jungels as if he is a GC rider? Not even close to good enough for a podium

LANDA ATTACK

Le work hard to defend 12th place man

AAAAAARREEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU RRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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ROGLIC DOWN

NIBALI

LANDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fraudlic

YATES DEAD

GO FULL SPEED

Maglia rosa is ded

this sport is gay

GWAN LANDA

Yates shitting himself.

Nibali is taking this Giro

>Yates you can
>Roflic

So is your mom.

>the province of Yates

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>YATES
>YOU
>CAN

The collapse of Slovenian cycling

Time to go back to Yugoslavia

Landa found 2 teammates, things are looking good for him.

>movistar TTT
based tbqh

yes Portugal

Based Movistar TTT. why they never do this with Valverde and Nairo?

Jeremy PM soon

tell him that in the vuelta when those 2 teammates are nairo & alejandro

Valverde is a cunt that always rides for himself.

not shitting yourself before the mountains

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Are movistars elaborate tactics finally going to work out for once?

Too stubborn and ego to work together

lopez ded

A broken clock shows the correct hour twice a day

PINCHAZO FOR LOPEZ FOR THE 3453463# TIME THIS GIRO

Lopez technical fuck

last team meeting someone suggested a new innovative strategy: attacking

stream dead!

>Team Nursultan

motor time

>trusting the shimano car
stay away from that MAL

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Astana mechanics about to be sent to the gulag. Technicals two days in a row for Lopez.

Kek'd and saved

Bahrain doing a Sky

>$15k+ bikes still have mechanical issues
You can't make this shit up

>mechanical issue
if only

According to the German stream, it's an electronical issue.
They use electronical shifters.

>it's an electronical issue.
needed to change batteries in his hidden motor?

>Automatic Transmission
>the state of zoomer cycling

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>Automatic Transmission

Do you even need that shit?

Give your energy to nibbles
\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/

why not Mollema, good lad?

wooooo

*nibbles*

I love moleman but nibbles is my favourite rider

the fear of inevitable disappointment

Because Bauke is Molenga

Landa is flying'

Anyone but nibali, what's wrong with you?

>feels good growing up with those and finally see Moleman win a gc

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while yall are riding your bikes your gf's are riding my dick get lost faggets

go on Landa you mad lad

you wish, abdul

why though? nibbles is pretty cool

Landa looking good

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(you)

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3D girls are disgusting anyway.

>your gf's
Joke's on you, I don't have one haha

based

Moleman ded

who else completely lost the logic of ES infographic?

cool shoes on Chavito

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Zakarin attacks

Lambda already adjusting his jersey to look nice and clean for the stage win photo.

NIBALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>landa
>winning

>Nibali

What a joke

based finnbro

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>Jan Polanc in hope that EF guys will mistake him for one of their own

how "high" is Mollema group now? ;P

Superman coming back from a mechanical death.

>tfw no dumoulinkino

>mechanical death
or batteries change

Zakarin almost pushed him off the mountain goddamn lol

nah, they just winded up the spring a little more.

ROGLIC ATTACK??

>strong TT riders losing time in the mountains
absolutely based

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Mountain falls are small coffee for based tatar

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>Nibali vs Roglic
kino

Yates you can't down 1 minute from nibali.

decent ride by the young russian

he'll be a strong domestique for Bernal

IS THIS THE YEAR OF THE LANDA?

Dat snowmelt tho

GWAN ZAKARIN

>literally riding up a river
KINO

As long as Bernal don't crash too often. This boy is a fucking disaster.

>snow walls
Comfykino

>Comeback from ride for the last kilometer

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Kino stage, and kino Giro so far.

Good for Ilnur

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Based russkie

Based Ilnur.

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based dubs

kino stage

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Roglic marking the right man

Roglic in pink?

No

still polanc

Dutch/Belgian commentary a fucking shit

Pollanc got this

Carapaz looking even stronger than Landa, only Movistar tactics can fuck this up now.
Roglic and Nibali exposed as frauds.
Lopez loosing 40+ with that mechanical and probably out of podium

Polanc can into maglia

>Yates
More like Nyates amirite?

>Yates

AHAHAHAHA

Yates we can

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>Simon Yates

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Great stage today. Does someone have the profile for tomorrow's stage?

Simon
>If I were my opponents, I'd be shitting myself
Yates

>strong mountain riders losing time in the mountains
Fucking Lopez

bowe-kay

Yates and Lopez dead, Carapaz and Landa in.

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GC standing?

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Roglic is a smart dude, that attack when lopez was closing in totally killed him.

First glimpse I thought it was a massive hell avalanche, Kino.

WEW

Here is to hoping Landa doesn't get exposed tomorrow

f u c k m e

based ilnur!

kek

you got exposed lad

Wtf i'm team movistar now!

Colle San Carlo is almost Mortirolo tier, I did that (in a car) and was very hard

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Finally a good stage on a weekend. Looks great.

>Landa still 2 minutes behind Roglic after today's effort

These pros are really crazy, how do they still have the power to stand still and then even do a after race workout?

Crazy

They eat healthy and drink a lot of water

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So he increased his lead over lopes from 4' to ~5'30"

> Lost minutes to mollema, zakarin, landa, majka....

Don't think it had much to do with being smart

good to see the new team is still copping shit for froomes past sins

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>ilnur zakarin
>literally busted for doping when he was younger
>thinking any of these clowns aren't still doping

based dirty sport

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>hello darkness my old friend

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name?

Looks like bardet when he got exposed on the TT by froomedog

Rasmussen is fuming about bottles again. Was there any other rider so obsessed with unnecessary weight? I think he would gladly ride naked if UCI allowed it.

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>no risks of DQs today

Demare haters BTFO.

He's right though. It sucks that gc riders cant have longer hair because of the weight

>ゴゴゴゴ

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>when you lose because of RNG

Russia Russia Russia
oi oi oi

>Is he riding (doping) in kenya again?

cyclingweekly.com/news/latest-news/chris-froome-claims-mt-teide-strava-kom-impressive-ride-tenerife-training-camp-424854

>Imagine your leader coming in behind Majka
YIKES

>Little known fact: He was a mediocre athlete second tier! His VO2 max was not near the best athletes. Why did he do so well? He had a very ordinary hematocrit so when he doped with EPO and blood transfusions he benefited more than other dopers! The assertions that doping led to a level playing field was a big lie.
Guess the rider

Lance ?

yes

I was rooting for Simon Mohammad, now I'm sad. What da fug happened? Is Orica losing the arms race? Or did he decide to tune it down a lil bit?

LANCE 100%

source however?

Remember he did ride last years vuelta maybe still hasnt recovered

someone on cyclingnews, they even have an own doping section

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he gave an interview this week saying he would do anything the same way again

Based, all cyclists dope, he did nothing wrong.

Can Nibbes still win?
I hope so

I think he might NIBBLE tomorrow !

>2nd overall
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

He was a cunt to the cyclists who called him out. That alone is enough to spite him

just banter m8

Seems like Lopez drove without computer and water after the bike change. Big mistake

But all the other cyclists were being hypocrites. What makes it worse is that Armstrong had 5 different types of cancer and was doping, but the others didn't have any type of cancer and were doping. Yet they still managed to lose to him.
Unless cancer gives people superpowers (it doesn't) or makes you stronger (it doesn't), then he was very much at a massive disadvantage. The only reason they called him out was because they were butthurt at not winning.
Lance Armstrong did literally nothing wrong and only a faggot would say otherwise.

Brexit means Brexit fuck off to your containment island like Tao

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What a surprise; an anglo being a mong.....!

Based 7 times in a row winner GOAT chad of cycling

Good day for our guy
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>The irish still sucking up to their eternal opressors

Say it aint so seamus

>video.gazzetta.it/nibali-se-roglic-vuole-vincere-giro-non-si-corre-cosi/ab46c994-7e41-11e9-bf25-3d83453c667a?vclk=home_generico

Nibali shitting on Roglic 2 days in row, the squalo is MAD.

what is his problem anyway?

He's mad Roglic and his team don't take turns and just stay on the defensive.
It's not a good sign since he usually gets mad when things aren't going too well.

what the fuck he want them to do? drag his ass to the podium? this stage Nibbles didn't do anything aside of sucking on Rogla's wheel.

Nibs should have followed Landa or Majka to try and gain time on Rogla, he didn't. Was it a tactical mistake or he didn't have legs, either way how is it Roglič's fault?

He'll nibble tomorrow; attack on last climb and then extend his lead on the descent

high IQ from Landa resting in the last time trial so he'd be fresh for the mountains

The true king of skellytons

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>tfw benjamin franklin was right when he called germans and scandis swarthy

At last i truly see

Advanced Movistar tactics paying off as usual

Wtf

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he's right
actually, chances for winning this Giro are:

Roglic 40%
Nibali 10%
someone else 50%

The Stemgazer.

I wonder whether Roglic is really saving energy or he is close to his limits already, but just keeps on his poker face and let Nibali think he is hiding his full power.

imagine having a drone with a cam "anchored" to your bike flying 40 meters ahead of you but still following the street (AI programmed to do so, avoiding obstacles, trees and cables etc.): you'll see in advance if there is a dangerous turn or a car coming at an intersection

Okay, i'm imaging it. Now what do I do?

Touch yourself.

you ride safely and keep an eye on the monitor if the street ahead of you looks dangerous

mobile.twitter.com/chrisfroome/status/1131932043301052416
Based desu

fucking great, meanwhile i have to drive on my trainer when i want to watch the giro

lmao
why would roglic be responsible for carrying nibbles up there
There's still another TT coming. Roglic is fine just being defensive, conservative and letting some favourites gaining minor time. Nibbles is just assmad because he isn't good enough himself.