>Wayne Rooney has revealed he wants to go into management once he retires from playing football.
>“My whole life I have been involved in football,” the former England captain said.
>“It is something which I love, and it is what I know so it would be a shame not to go into management and try it out, and hopefully be successful."
Are you ready for the REAL Age of Rooney?
He'll go on to lead Man Utd to the quadruple.
>wins Quadruple for United
>wins sextuple for United
>wins septuple for United after entering the Club World Cup just to win it
>manages England at the same time
>wins Euros whilst winning another septuple
>wins World Cup whilst winning another septuple
Can't wait. He's what we need to unlock out players.
>Watched this guy start his career when he was 18
>Now he wants to be a coach
I feel old
>poonited
>implying he won't take everton to its former glory
WAYNE ROONEY - WELCOME TO GRIMSBY TOWN 2022
This
Plastics forget that he still wears Everton PJs.
Welcome to Magaluf FC!
too low IQ
do u want managing in the morning pal
how old were you when he scored that blooter against arsenal? i was 9
>33 years old
>acting like 40 year old boomer
what the fuck went wron?
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
The savior of United
The messiah!
Injuries
the legendary double in minsk will never not make me laugh
What are you doing in a bulgarian betting website grandpa?
this is the simulation rewarding us
Come on Rooney isn’t the type to get into management to intentionally not win trophies
Bong genetics
grimes cute!
Yikes
Don't think he is cut for the job really, always have been a low IQ player, unlike lampard.
all this will be irrelevant if he doesn't win the nations league
>once he retires
he's has always looked like he is about to retire. even 20 years ago. so i thought he'd like 55 by now.
>yfw attacking players rarely seem to make good managers
>yfw probably because they forget the defending aspect of the game and don't really know how to do it
>yfw this is why defensive players generally make better managers
>yfw good players rarely seem to make good managers either
>yfw it doesn't matter anyway because Rppney was never blessed with high intelligence
Very strange. If I had to describe it with a descriptive description of what I feel best describes it, I would probably say it's unnerving desu.
Bring Rooney back to United.
Rooney was far too based to stay in attack, he would always go back to midfield to get attacks started or play from defence.