/heem/ - He Finna Do It Edition

getting dropped by assuncao is a PEACH my guy

If you've ever been dropped you're a bum

who’s the current most deleted fighter?

You are by far the biggest fucking loser on Yea Forums. Switch proxies for daddy you jobless cuck

Keep your eyes on Brendan's fingers

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Who /smif/ here?

Wake up Gus

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Biggest loser on Yea Forums

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Been on the smif expreff since the UFC 225 fight pass prelims

Yes you are =)

Now that welterweight has been exposed as a meme, what others?

Chuck

I’ll give you a job at my company. You’ll need to ditch the proxy and stay off Yea Forums if possible

Lads, Ryan Hall is fighting his first opponent with a pulse in The Damage. Does he have a chance? Is he getting flushed?

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Low IQ

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lol did you just make this?

pure fucking cringe

>I told the ref "I'm good"

cringe

I had your fucking back, /heem/

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When was this announced? Potential FotY candidate for me

Cain Velasquez

Did we ever figure out why Eddie had to rough up Callen a little bit? I don't blame him, I just am wondering why he did it.

Stephen Thompson

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Ah the solipsistic epistemologist. My favorite nerd to stomp on

dunno but Callen's father is on the Council on Foreign Relations

Could we use less syllabus, my guy?

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I'm talm to Maro Yakasami saying "do not stop the fight, I'm good homeboy" and then he stopped the fight

...who would have won if they started fighting?

Nobody in that room actually likes Eddie, so they'd all just jump him

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The bisectionalism of deontological and consequentialist ethics are really but one and the same in that they are focused and concerned in the absolute absolutism of actions and not the unique singularities

Does Ferradji have any chance of winning against Tenshin Nasukawa?

If you can't detail it to a child you don't understand it

Yes and no

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Brendan Schaub thought this fight was fixed

A cope for your own infantile grasp and intellectual insecurity. I will shut this well down before you poison it further.

I'm sure he thought his comedy special went well too.

>Brendan Schaub just texted me, he said Tony beats Khabib

Why did Joe find it necessary to mention this?

I'm not even the guy, you just seemed very pretentious

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>I'm not even the guy
Literally does not matter

>you just seem pretentious
And that is where your own infantile understanding comes into play again. Your own insecurities give way to your own pretention on the glib assumption of the pretension of others. Could Isaac Newton explain calculus to a child? John Nash his theories to even the trained mind? Are they lacking knowledge themselves?

This is how dumb people think smart people talk

Wanna see Chiesa vs. RDA

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It's actually a pretty good time for this rematch to happen

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What's the name of this move?

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Bro
Broooo
Jamal was Asian??

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The showtime inside leg kick

Is Sae Northfutt ever gonna be the aame

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How do you pronounce "webm"? web-em? webbum? web-muh?

This is the cope of a very stupid and insecure person. It’s also a self-own, incidentally.

>me use big word
>me smart
did daddy let you borrow the thesaurus? how sweet

No he's not, and please close your /gif/ tab before you type your posts

he's just parroting his professor

I never once claimed any level of intellect nor lended anything to the implication through any vocabulary I used. This is your deep-rooted insecurities of your own stupidity coming out and your own pretensions about philosophy and prose. Your anger is of your own accord. If you feel threatened by words above your understanding then that is your trepidation to overcome.

>Moraes
Dodson boxed him up and even dropped him.

a guy like Yan would kill him

youtube.com/watch?v=KtyqaFc-8LQ

just go back to posting poop, it was less cringe

I took two philosophy classes. Neither of which have any to do with your reeking insecurities over prose and syntax of philosophical glossary.

Holy shit my man, your posts read like a 9th grade vocabulary test. it's ok, you don't have to try to impress anyone here

marks

that's only one syllable, my guy

Is this an admittance that you’re the spammer in addition to your self-confessed limited intellect and onomatophobia?

pretty sure you're spammy one, my guy

Your posts read like a 9th grader bullied in high school, severely. Your double digit IQ and crushing inferiority complex are notee

>the state of these fucking brainlets
Just lmao

You’re pretty sure of many things. A self-fulfilling fatalist fatal flaw of yours, amongst others.

>alliteration
yep, 9th grade

The chip is removed. Now there is no Tony. Only El Cucuy.

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That’s your 9th grade vocabulary? Did you go to school in Flint?

Penn sadly

Overreaching, obfuscating and generally an oaf

i will unironically make some HQ webms of this special if there is interest

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pls no

there is interest

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Being pressed is a choice. I’m sorry you seemingly are unable to perceive words you can’t comprehend as verbiage. Is there any other trigger words or syntax I should be aware of in the future?

Yeah, I don't like faggots

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The fact that’s what you actually think of as high brow says A LOT about you my guy

thank you brendan schaub
pls keep talking about illegally watching the ppvs

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gottem

Heem is straight FIRE right now
Huge drawls

Is bartelby schoobert a good fighter? Because he's shit as a stand up comic

two of these three sentences either meant something other than what you intended, or were grammatically incorrect. you aren't even a good nerd you fucking nerd

Good? Yeah.

Give me your lists of top 5 meme fights or be forever branded a cazzie

Self-loathing. Explains your onus with being unable to blur your emotional-linguistic barrier. I’d love to talk to your father, could I?

See

Uhhh, Bisping/Hendo II, Dern/Cooper, uhhh, fuck, uhh, Penn/Hall...shit

Sure, just turn around, he's literally inside you as we speak

1. Oliveira vs. Medeiros
2. Ronda vs. Bethe
3. Anderson vs. Chael II
4. Mike Perry vs. Danny Roberts
5. Belfort vs. Rockhold

Are you the loser with the instagram account?

No, that’s just your inability to comprehend beyond your intellectual quotient range. I didn’t lay claim to immaculate grammar. It could use a comma or two, a swapping of word placement. Other than that it is perfectly reasonable and you seem to be grieving.

cody vs cruz
yoel vs rockhold
gsp vs bisping
rampage vs rashad
conor vs diaz

holy FUCK I hate every single one of you fucking faggots so FUCKING much is this an mma forum or a goddamn motherfucking high school lunch room i come here for blood and heems not this goddamn schhooolyard bull Shit FUCK ALL OF YOU godam cocksucking fucks

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Cazzie.
Is some sperg running a /heem/ insta?

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Mardukian metaphysical ontology? Or a wryly joke?

I talked MMA. I argued MMA. The way I did just upset the especially emotionally fragile. Your prerogative, not mine.

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Carvalho-Manhoef
Mitrione-Kharitonov
Slice-5000
Lobov-White
Bisping-Rockhold

Amanda needs to go down to 125 and become the first triple champ

Oh hey, you're the ValBong that cries about Spainsperg hurting your feelings.

>hurr, let me pretend to explore nuance

Have a heem

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Cowboy staring in a new movie
youtu.be/U5D1iU5KnqQ

Being pressed is a choice, sweaty.

>obligatory she'd have to cut off her dick joke

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Spammy found a dictionary, boys

Amanda's second championship is barley even a division and 125 isn't much better.

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She KO'd Cyborg in under a minute

you clearly made that choice last thread, my guy

>takes him down less than a minute into their fight after all that build-up

jon is an absolute legend

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Lmaoing @ all the triggered brainlets, based spammer making these retards seethe

>134 posts
>28 posters

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And I chose not to, unfortunately you did not appear to choose wisely

I just realised he got swept off his feet in both fights and that's when Jon won the mental battle

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I thought you said you weren't spammy

Who else is in 145 besides cyborg? They don't even have a top 10. That was my point. I never said she didn't win, just that the division is comprised of Cyborg and Megan Canderson.

Anthony Smith will win.

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have her fight aldo he's been trash since the IV ban

>durr but he beat uber manlet pillow hands frankie

>dictionary

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Being pressed is a choice.

I bet you thought Jeremy Stephens would win.

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I'll be honest. I want Jones/Cormier III. And I want Cormier to win. Is this because I'm a fan of Cormier? No. Is this because I hate Jon? No. I just want endless shitposting about the topic and a win for DC would make it interesting

>IV ban
Lol literally doesn’t matter you fucking dork. Blowgay has always been an overrated fraud

no but it's hilarious that stephens connected on him at all

please tell me how great he looked before that bodyshot, just like how great he looked in the first round against max both times

Baldo would beat the shit out of her but I'd watch it

>I'm not revved!

Indeed.

Gus unironically would have heemed Jones if he had a tune up fight first.

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>Blowgay has always been an overrated fraud

i agree but when the ban happened he openly said he'd ignore it

mmafighting.com/2015/7/19/8992883/jose-aldo-plans-to-ignore-usada-iv-ban-they-won-t-take-me-out-of-the

nova uniao is a fraud gym

claudia realized it and left. barao fell of a cliff. aldo is a shell of himself

>IV ban
>doesn't matter

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that range doesnt work against jon, without even looking i bet glover is giving up at least 6" no homo

It can read!!!!

1. Jones
2. St Pierre
3. Silva
4. Cormier
5. Aldo

cringe effort op's

He got dominated and finished lol smith gave Jon a harder fight unironically

>if I pretend to not understand I can ignore his post!

I’d say GSP is definitely out of the closet the most

>No DJ
Um sweetie

moomins is trash

That’s not a misunderstanding, that’s just me laughing at some ugly fuckface like yourself adding nothing and pretending it was something profound

>Jones
*
>Silva
*

>profound
wew, set lower standards, please

It was Gus's fault he didn't get a tune up he was offered fights. He just wanted Jon or DC and no one else so he thought he was ready. He's also probably thinking about retiring soon anyway.

he's 6

>Rating Cormier
>Rating Aldo

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I’m sure that made sense in some part of your damaged brain

you thought a shitpost was meant to be profound, I don't know what to tell ya

There sure has been a lot of arguing going on lately, are you guys on your periods or something?

gonna be a bit sad when Tony gets flushed and never exposes kebab

Does putting an asterisk really change anything? Plus Jones and Silva both fought other juicers lol

>and pretending it was something profound

Lol this dumb nigger cant even read. Nigger want a bucket of Popeyes?

>These losers are still going

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It’s another lonely late night for downie. He’s really down in the dumps and touchy today

you're claiming to know what my thoughts were about my own post. I don't understand this autism

I don't give a fuck if dudes roid but it does make me put gsp over Jones and Silva in my all time rankings

save em

or dont

i dont give a shit

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>all these zoomers and druggie apologists

>GSP
>Fedor
>Cormier
>Couture
>Hughes

>you're claiming to know what my thoughts were about my own post.
Oh look the nigger can think!!!

>Rating Hughes
Not a bad list otherwise

>Hughes
Now this is based

>Fedor
Lol

blue lips

1. Jones
POWER GAP
2. GSP
3. DJ
4. Silva
5. Aldo

1. Jon
.
.
.
WGAF

I’d put Cornmier 2 and DJ 3. Prime Pigg Rigg was legit too

Hughes belongs on any GOAT list about the middle ages

>Hughes
Not even a top 5 WW

1. Fedor
2. Jones*
3. St Pierre*
4. Silva*
5. Cormier*

Your lips are gonna be covered in white when you’re sucking my dick, nigger

Is there any other sport where there is so clearly an actual GOAT like Jones? I can only think of Tiger Woods.

>comedy

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1. BJ Penn

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take a breath

Messi
Michael Jordan

Anyone have the webm of sage being killed in one fc?

Have a swallow, nigger

gretzky is probably the most undisputed goat of any sport

if you took away all his points from goals he would still be the all time scoring leader with points from assists alone

Barry Bonds

breathe

BRO THIS SHIT HAD ME DYING DAWG HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH!!!!!!

Downie’s had a rough week, he’s basically echoing his posts now.

Is he always so effeminate?

BJ vs Punk is the only logical fight to make. They could even make it a co-main if they want.

Swallow

Bj is flushed but he’s lost to actual fighters, not white belt photograssers

calm down, kid

Hmm gee user I dunno almost like he's secretly gay or something lol

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Swallow

he definitely was in the special and shit like this

someone must have told him it's good for a laugh because of the juxtaposition with him being a "big tough guy"

but ... it's not

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>heck4.jpg
Cringe

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I think Rogan's troupe acts gay because they have homosexual relationships with one another

BJ lays him out

Brendamy Schaubmer

BJ Penn vs Fedor

Unironically enjoying this. At the part where Joe says he wants to take acid at the kentucky derby.

>when you on top of the comedy game

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I’ve read blinds for years that Rogan is an unironic bi BBC lover and even smelled bad before Keto

>I’ve read blinds
I have no idea what that means

>Rogan is an unironic bi BBC lover
youtube.com/watch?v=c6INtqaCD7E&t=224s

Watch from the timestamp forward. You are correct.

Only Eddie is straight

True, he's the only one who wouldn't eat pussy from doggy

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Basically just little bits of gossip. Most are bullshit but there’s truth within some of them, about a quarter are on the money

Donald Bradman

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based Coach Cal, clearly a man of few words

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mayweather

he probably has a stutter and this is like Avatar for him

Prime Shamrock beat prime Royce

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Nick Diaz

BJ vs Punk at 170, headliner for an ESPN+ would actually work

Downie why are you always so mad?

He has Downs and Yea Forums is his avatar

you guys are absolute r-tards i dont think a commission would even sanction that fight

BJ is way past his prime but he could be bed ridden for a year come out of a coma and beat Punk

blue lips

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I agree its a big mismatch but I'm sure commissions have done worse

Yeah like Jones vs DC II

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commissions shouldnt sanction DC fighting above middleweight

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blue lips

Based Leron

stipe vs dc 2 or jones vs dc 3?

DO MMA FIGHTERS BLADE IF THE MATCH IS BORING ?? ? ??

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No but guys like Tony pretend to be rocked to make the fight seem more interesting

Jones
Gsp
Khabib
Cormier
Fedor

Why do the best fighters come from america?

"I started watching MMA in 2017 but I don't want people to know so I'll throw Fedor in there to seem credible"

Is it cos i threw khabib in there? Do you have to wait for him to beat tony to put him in the p4p list?

You need to wait for him to beat anyone

theyre good

fuck up hoe bitch

blue lips

Khabib wrestled a bear.

Is there a pinpointed moment that explains why Dana hates Tony so much?

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I need him to have more than 1 title defense and not fight once every 3 years lol

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I hear he cuts from 400 lbs

gsp
jj*
silva*

>tfw he does it to you again

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He tripped on a wire and ruined a main event

Hit me up with the deets, jefe. Is your "company" located in your mom's basement?

baed dc
classy, good humour

Only a matter of time

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SOMEBODY GET IZZY A COFFIN BC ROBS GONNA BURY HIS ASS DOWN UNDER

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1. Kimbo/Dada
2. Sapp/Osunaraashi
3. Ngannou/Lewis
4. Fedor/Maldonado
5. Silva/Diaz

What was that fight where the dude did the sprinkler

I used to have a gif but I think it's in heem heaven now

> its like a video game

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he can take Tony's title shots but he can never take away his autism

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Michael Johnson did it once

Jens is streaming

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I got early access tickets to UFC 241 in Anaheim.
Gonna watch DC fuck Stipe
Gonna watch Yoel get an easy W
Gonna watch Diaz kill Pettis
Im excited Yea Forums

Who has watched UFC live?

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How is bj so shit now?

Literally what the fuck happened? Its not like hes 50. he would probably end up in a close fight with cm punk at this point

simple really

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What's stopped me from going is the super expensive seats to get a good view,uncomfortable looking seats, and being waaaay too close to the person on left/right of you. You going alone?

this is it, chief

youtu.be/01Uj1eNnZ8o
Schaub in Rogan getting the breakdown of his special

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>lopsided funbags
yikes

Those are some fine taters my man

Important to note this is schaub appearing as a comedian. This is NOT a JRE MMA show. He’s made it bros.

swap cerrone for colby and it's golden

got 2 tickets
imma take my gf
shes excited cuz im excited
relatively good seats
price$$$ yes expensive
i live in San Bernardino so the drive is about 1hr and a half w/ traffic so not too bad

what will you do if she is seated next to a manspreading bbc?

Well, if I were to ever go to an event that would be the one. I'm in eastbay have not had any stacked cards around me. Have fun

how much were tickets? decent tickets go for about $50 and good about $100 here

is there a more alpha move

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thanks user ill probably be posting on Yea Forums during the prelims

Not really into that senpai

Was like 250 bucks, if I go I need good seats and a stacked card. What kind of section/view would 100 dollar seats get you? I know it's a different atmosphere but the hd camera angles are just too good.

>libs btfo

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Is that your boyfriend sitting on the other side?
He's a lucky man...I'm Antonio, pleasure to meet such a beautiful young lady

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Yell out "heem sleepy" during a early prelim ko

Unless you look like this ugly fuck she wont give you the time of day

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Roughly this, around 20k people

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youtube.com/watch?v=iORKox9-SJQ

Damn, that's rough. I need to get more money

thats just her favorite actor
She'd fuck Antonio there in a heartbeat.
>mfw you'll be nervously scanning the seats as you arrive and awkwardly chuckle as Antonio or BBC moves their legs back so you can pass
>mfw your gf will look into Antonios eyes as you pass and he will give her a fuck smile
>mfw she will like it
>mfw your night is going to end with an argument and your gf will 'disappear' only to return in the morning with a limp saying she went straight home

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How turned on are you by your cuck fantasy?

I just want you to be nervous and not enjoy your night and spend it watching your gf flirt with Antonio instead of watching the fights

is antonio the older one or the younger one?

lel

>Canor
>Not reddit

Antonio is the guy your gf will flirt with when you go to watch the UFC
pic related. possible Antonio

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>nu-heem

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>189ers

>229ers

>Ahyahuasca
Not Even Fucking Once

>Conor pre Aldo
heem
>Conor pre Mayweather
reddit

Conors a fuck up like everyone here
Reddit hates him and worships the mudshit
229ers incoming

He's just a neet who had a left hand

old fraud conor when everyone sucked his dick was reddit

flushed JUST conor is /heem/

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McGregor was fun when he was fighting instead of drunk-tweeting

looks slippery in there

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Why do you have that saved on your computer?

To remind you your boy likes to share baths with slippery men.
You don't like this.

Are you part of the lgbt community?

I will never understand this type of bonding

>let me get in a small tub with not one, 2, 3, 4, but 5 other guys and then let's take a picture to commemorate it
Bit odd

Come to me bibi
come

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that's gay, user

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The way i see it, Tony not losing might lead to Cowboy not winning

>Eddiebravohasabrainblast.jpg

for me? Its the manwich

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>tfw Porier gets wrestlfucked for 5 rounds while the crowd chants "allah ackbar!"

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Who's your favorite can?

Mine's Artem, he's a shit fighter but seems like a good dude and I unironically loved his bare knuckle fight

Same. I'm hyped for BKFC 6

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Fuck Artem, we /Alex Caceres/

Why Abu dabi? Why not Russia?

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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uhhhhhhhhhh this our sport now, wh*teboi

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love him and everything but that fucking eyeliner has to go

What will be Stipe's excuse when Cormier heems him again?

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>the smell of Popeyes chicken was overwhelming my senses and caused a distraction

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Askren is a bum, Masvidal will highlight this.

>the salty bitch is still seething after his mancrush got exposed as the biggest cutbabby in the division:
youtube.com/watch?v=k9Rk2z8pGYY#t=19m22s

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=845&v=YwK4L8EVK3g#t=13m48s

And remember, bitch: it's a fact that Khabib only cuts 11lb in the week before the fight, so he cannot rehydrate to more than 166lb in the cage.

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Askren will unironically, literally molest Masvidal. The only one who can take on Askren at WW is Marty.

>that story about Handy losing rings in his wrestling partner's ass

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ssaved

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Kebab seizured

just discovered greg hardy is a trump supporter
new boi

who will be DC's next victim?

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Mornin' heem. Did the shitty ones go to sleep?

Good morning, I'm watchin UFC 4, Dan Severn is about to heem some cans. How's your day so far?

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Grim thread

seems like a valid counter to the same kick whitaker throws

what is that TWD full hip not really a roundhouse called?

lol lose weight

I went to Till Vs Masvidal and couldn't see much and my neck hurt really bad by the main event.

Goober wins the rematch

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>The 6-foot-5, 265-pounder said if someone like Donald Trump can hate on a great guy like LeBron, then he’s not surprised by anything he gets.
What did the Trump supporter mean by this?

The fuck, ufc still is running?

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Fake but a man can dream

I'd like to see BJ win that just to see Michael's career deleted

>none of the goat lists included based BJ Penn
casuals please leave

>literal cuck
>goat
fer sure b

that's slander

it's libel actually

i'm an attorney

Sage north

i want to see sage vs bj

Reminder

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It was my introduction to him and it was amazing and then it was all downhill from there

GSP
Jones
Silva
Aldo
DJ

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Okay, this is starting to get sad.

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bj would probably actually take this fight

Agreed, h8rs need to get a hobby

Just a couple wins from the title for sure

yeah im thinking he's back

Doesn't it have any Critic reviews?

nu heem was you fags infesting this place you retard, you literally are nu-heem. The meme was 189ers for a reason

shut the fuck up luke

I post again

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based

it used to have tens of audience reviews, but Brendun swiped all of them

You'd Be Surprised is the Raw of 2019

When's the next ufc event?

doom > blood > quake > heretic > duke > doom 2 > shadow warrior > quake 2 > plutonia/evilution > hexen

When will Khabob stop ducking the goat from a rematch?

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Will One FC ever run out of generic event names?

Those are literally all Reddit fighters, our boy is Dustin.

Finished school yesterday, just finished working out today, is there any reason I should drink right now?

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Yes, it's friday

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Like Till a lot more than Bisping

Till = not scared of anyone
Bisping = scared of everyone

Meant shouldn’t, but I got the answer I needed. Cheer buddeh

Could someone webmaster from about 1:20:45
youtu.be/37l-VtJde1c
youtu.be/37l-VtJde1c
You know what I’m looking for

Ol' toilet boy will never be as based as bisping. He'll never give us anything close to the ufc199 memery.

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tfw just remember what happn to sage :(

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MickeyGall is a beast, the kid can still come back

Webmaster? You mean spiderman? xxxxd

>Ben Askren
>takes time out of his training to bring more attention to his beloved sport, does this knowing that he's going to get smashed and casuals are going to laugh at him

He's a good lad.

>Cormier
>Couture
>Hughes
lol no one actually believes this

Till just said he'd meet Lawler at 175 hahahahahaha he's not even a real welterweight hahaha he's scared of every damn middleweight in the ufc hahaha toilet Till is a BUM

Till would win against every middleweight except tuivasa

If an alien species came down and demanded earthlings put forth one champion to compete is a series of trials, who would you pick?

The challenges would be
>unarmed combat (under unified mma rules)
>comedy roast battle
>sneaker fashion show
>dick diving
>hog wrangling

>Dustin
Dustin is a literal journeyman who has nothing to offer Khabob. He got a fake LW title by beating a FW though so I guess that's based. He also weighs 176 in the cage so I guess that's cool.

You also wrote this post, so I guess that's gay

MW is shittier than WW why doesn't he just move up? He looked so skinny when he fought Woodley that weight cut makes him look rough every time.

Black Beast.

No he's based because he beat a FW

Till would fucking die at MW he is awful and would barely break top15 there.

all the top lightweights are fat featherweights, except khabib whos a natural heavyweight

Does reddit like Colby now? He used to make them seethe more than any other fighter.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/“Wake up luke, it’s all over” /filter/text/

Ww has been exposed as a meme after till, wonderboy and woodley, mw is a better division currently

>fighter is 30 years old
joe rogan

>this kid has some talent

Till should identify as a flyweight and rid us of the manlets.

He'd get flushed there too, he's a natural flushweight

youtu.be/qkBXzkD6tis

>MW is a better division
Rockhold is still in the top 5 and Souza just lost to Hermansson who used to be a can. MW is full of old asses made of glass. Souza is 39, Yoel is 42, Shittaker can't make it to a fight with anyone besides old man Yoel, and Kelvin the fat WW made it to the top 5. Since MW is so shitty we'll have to deal with all the zoomer memes when Adensanya gets the belt. I don't even think Adensanya will get the belt, I just think Shittaker will pull out and get stripped of the belt.

He should identify as a female and become a thot crusher

I don't think Adensanya will beat Whittaker* shit I can't type

Horrible take desu

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HEATHER HARDY (37)
HARDY WORK!!!

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Imagine taking brain damage for 2500$ reebok "sponsership"

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Colby is a pussy and a ducker

Aloha, /heem/

BJ Penn here my brotha.

Who would you guys like to see me fight next?

>muh age
42 Yoel beats the shit out of most of the UFC, shit for brains

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lol you'll see in his next fight. Why do you think Hermansson called him out? Why do you think Costa wants to fight him? But you're right muh Cuban genetics is greater than father time lol

*calls out Mike Perry*

Reminder Robert Shittaker said Pre-Workouts are similar to speed.

cuban genetics bro
i luh you LOL

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Dan Henderson beat the middleweight champ when he was 49

Is Colby ducking Usman?

>Henderson is currently 48
So he beats Shittaker when he turns 49?

Pissrael is getting put to sleep, h8er.

He's ducking the whole ww top 15

So you're saying he's ducking Usman?

Stfu nerd

As long as Israel doesn't take any caffeine that stuff is similar to speed bro it should be illegal.

Michael Bisping retired Alan Belcher, Luke rockhold, GSP, and Dan Henderson

Sorry you were wrong bro. Go back to watching old man Poel highlights.

I heard Dan Henderson was 49 when he fought him and Bisping beat him so bad he made him age in reverse.

Correct

Back in your locker nerd

brendan schaub

uhhhhhhhhh based????

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*drawls in air*
IDisagree man

I'd heem you irl

Because he’s the top ranked guy you fucking retard? God what a fucking moron you are

That would require you leaving your moms basement without crippling anxiety at a minimum, don’t even get me started on all the other problems you’d have kiddo

Toilet "Toilet Till" Till

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Henderson was fine after their fight and Bisping suffered multiple concussions and was medically suspended after his """""victory""""".

Fer ser I agree he's a drawl b, but I gotta disagree because he's just not a drawl.

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>bro...
>dude...
>BRO.
>DUDE.

He's still 42 and no one is ducking him. You'll see. Everyone thought Souza was a championship contender before his last fight. Yoel's time to win the belt is over.

i looked over it and nothing bad really happened
eddie did an arm drag and said "I had your back", bryan essentially said "no you didnt i pulled my arm back" and then eddie grabbed him more and bryan said something along the lines of "fuck you're so strong"

just some jits joking around

Is Henderson 49 yet?

Gotta say, I don't think Eddie Bravo could pass my guard.

Apology accepted.

>He's still 42 and no one is ducking him
The fuck does that have to do with anything you retard? He’s the highest ranked non champ. Beating him is a ticket to the belt you fucking retard

>Till would win against every middleweight

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oh a hundred percent

Why are cans like Poorier and Edgar getting title shots

I think you'd be surprised.

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40 year old Pedgar is being fed to Max to get him back in the win column.

Poorier is not fighting Khabib next, no way.

Whittaker acts like everyone is scared to fight Yoel. He says every MW who wants to fight him should have to beat Yoel first, as if people are ducking Yoel.

>b-but Whittaker!!
Who gives a fuck you obsessed fucking autist.

My main point is Yoel is old you fuck you're the one trying to change the topic talking about his rank as if that makes him not old.

How many Conor McGregors would it take to beat Khabib Nurmagamedov?

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Two. The other one would be cornering and giving lines of primo at breaks.

you now remember conor macgregor

*ahem*
>ever heard of tennis, cazzie

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how many BJ's would it take to beat ngannou?

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I think 5 unironically

Two. The other one would be cornering and doing lines of coke at breaks.

No I’m not you fucking moron. You said they’re calling him out because he’s old and not because he’s the top ranked guy you fucking retard. Then your mentally ill obsessed ass brought up Whittaker for no reason

Heem yourself my man. Poel loses his next fight.

Because the goof has gone mad after the espn deal and realizes he doesn't have to give good fights to make money

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wake up gregory

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>N-N-Next time!!!!!
Yikes...

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Reminder that Derrick Lewis got a title shot before the ESPN deal. Dana has always been retarded bro.

Strikers can take on more people than wreslters so I think you may be right. I think 2 BJs beat DC though. DC wresltefucks bj1, gets mount, then bj2 gets DC's back while he has bj1 mounted.

I agree but I disagree

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>Loses to Whittaker twice
Hmm... I guess I could say last time instead of next time

Mental illness. It must be the same sperg everytime that gets BTFO then has an autistic meltdown like you

pooel is on a tear right now 100% unstoppable machine

based?

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Hey we gettit b. The soilder of gawd name is a drawl, but look I'm not religious b. I agree that religion is a drawl and hey look I pray and read the Bible every night so I'm religious too, but I also disagree.

Thinking Yoel loses his next fight is mental illness? Get his dick out your mouth fag hahahaha

soldier of poo will never touch the belt
poocare will never touch the belt

Aren't both of them currently residing in the brown void?

is that joe rogan's wife's boyfriend's daughter?

Fresh schmo everyone.

youtu.be/x5aI7KwHyJw

Rogane says it's calmedy gold

B-B-BASED! Shan't be watching that shit.

fermenting in the sewer b

Conor had an interview with Tony Robbins and it doesn't even have 100k views lmao his stock is taking a nosedive. He'd better get in there with Gaethje if he wants to stay relevant.

Was there anything worth listening to? Only listened for like 5 minutes and got bored of his excuses.

khabib is a middleweight

Geathje chins Canor in under a round

...

Hi Ali

Proving my point exactly. This is the same retarded sperg every time that has the intellectual grasp of a 12 year old