What went wrong?

alisson

His hair transplant ruined him

lucas leiva

>buying a liverlose player
here is your first mistake, almost is dire of a decision as buying a dirtmund player

>His hair transplant ruined him

Unironically this. After hair transplants you have to take finasteride, or else you just lose your hair again. Finasteride prevents test converting into DHT, which is the most potent androgen in males.

tl;dr hairloss meds turned Coutinho into a woman

EPLEL baby
there's a reason players never leave the EPLEL once they're there.

coutinho only does cheeky long range efforts.
that's not barca's style . they only bought him because they are a soulless galactico club.

Mentally fragile

kaká was 1000%, neymar is 10-100% depending on how his sister's dressed

Klopp gets maximum out of players
Even the shitty ones

They massively overpaid for him.

kek

He was never that good in the first place

he was bought to offer something different to the attack with his long range goals, but still couldn't do them

Kaka is such a singular individual. Most handsome brazilian player of his days, in the most famous NT in the world, and yet had enough self control to remain faithful to his faith.
He is the anti-brazilian.

Klopp hid his inconsistency

That’s because la liga have real goalkeepers, not English ones.

>failed at serieA
>failed at La Liga
>was huge in the EPL

really makes you think uh

really make you think huh

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