Is Phoenix the worst 4-sport city in America?

It's up there with Miami and Minneapolis

Minnesota is by far the worst. At least Phoenix has had superstars play for them

it was Philadelphia until the Eagles superbowl

Nasty forgettable teams thread?

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>Arizona
MLB: that one WS win, plus a few playoff runs in the late 00s, nothing else since
NFL: one ultra-meme Super Bowl appearance that would be a win if not for one of the GOAT catches in league history, literally one other championship-caliber season cut short by another meme team, and literal garbage otherwise
NBA: two Final appearances about 25 years apart iirc, both losses, middling-to-terrible otherwise
NHL: franchise literally no one cares about

>Twin Cities
MLB: Twins have two WS wins from 25+ years ago, fringe playoff contenders last decade, otherwise meh to garbage
NFL: Vikes are of course 0-4 in Super Bowls and got throttled in every one of them, are basically the NFC equivalent of the New York Jets
NHL: North Stars lost two Stanley Cup Finals, moved to Dallas and dropped the "North", have been far more successful there
NBA: Lakers got moved to LA and went on to become the second-greatest NBA franchise there. Replacement Wolves could not even be saved by Kevin Garnett.

I'd say Minny's legacy is marginally better, if only because Arizona became a de facto expansion destination when the leagues needed to expand west outside of Texas, California and Denver.

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Imagine being this wrong lmao

>NFC equivalent of the jets
Jets have a ‘owl tho. Old as shit but it’s better than nothing lmao

the vikings are the nfc equivalent of the chiefs the last generation or so. usually at least average to really good in the regular season but never get it done in the playoffs

meant for
and just for fun
>Miami
MLB: Marlins are the biggest meme team in league history
NFL: Dolphins glory days were nearly 50 years ago (muh perfect season), Dan Marino was the leader of teams who should have done great things like win multiple Super Bowls but didn't
NHL: one meme Cup Final appearance in their second year, have been bad and ignored by their "fanbase" since then
NBA: Heat were almost universally bad without LeBron, a few contending years with Alonzo Mourning but that's it

yeah, I made the comparison because the 'Kings wasted their best SB chance with the 1998 team, as the Jets did with, well, also the 1998 team, both of those coming at times where neither had had real chances of winning any in the 20+ year gaps between

>Phillies
more losses than any other team in sports history
>Flyers
Architects of many massive apocalyptic chokes beginning with the 1980 finals
>76ers
Own the record for most losses in an NBA season twice over
>Eagles
Were an absolute joke for decades then when they finally got decent they had to watch the other NFC East teams win championships over and over and over making them even worse of a joke of a franchise

>muh process
kek, not even the NAME of the tanking strategy was originally theirs

hoes mad

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Where do Washington and Michigan rank in the big 4 sports states?

Without AC hypothetically yes. But it's still somehow always the fastest growing city here in Burgerland.

I still prefer Vegas though desu

If Arizona is unlivable than Vegas is an uninhabitable wasteland on Chernobyl levels. All it has is fucking casinos to attract degenerate gamblers

The detroit teams are all really mediocre/forgettable now, but not historically. DC is probably about average

Detroit
>MLB: Had a championship window recently and failed, traded best pitcher that later won a World Series with the Astros
>NFL: Walking joke of the NFC north, hasn't won a playoff game in most Yea Forums posters' lifetimes
>NBA: Had a chance at a dynasty after winning early in the new millenium, became a trash heap instead. Signing Blake Griffin lead them to a first round sweep
>NHL: One of the finest dynasties in hockey completely destroyed because Holland thought he could keep it going forever

All I’m getting from this thread is if you’re not a NY or Boston fag your favorite teams are ass

that's bascially the truth, yes

>NY
>where the only good team are the Islanders and maybe Nets

DC is the worst 4 team city

>Is Phoenix the worst city in America?
Yes

Why are they all red or orange

Would that make Boston the best city?

>Red Sox WS champions
>Patriots SB champions
>Bruns are about to sweep in 4 to be champions

God-tier:
>Los Angeles (the best 4 sport city by far)

Great-tier:
>Boston

Good-tier:
>Bay area
>New York

Bad-tier:
>Chicago
>DC
>Philadelphia

Shit-tier:
>Dallas
>Detroit

Awful:
>Miami
>Minnesota

Forgot to put Phoenix in Shit-tier

Why is Trump so popular in Arizona despite having so many Mexicans?

Miami isn't that bad

Trump is popular with stupid people and Arizona is literally the stupidest place on Earth.

The Hopi that are still living in rock huts are smarter than the most brilliant ASU professor

it will be soon when it no longer has access to drinking water

Detroit's had a lot of memorable sports periods through history. They're only shit as of lately

Definitely in the running.

>rags

Its Atlanta
>2 different failed NHL teams
>Hawks last won NBA title in St Louis
>Falcons have failed every time they look good
>Braves havent done shit since being in Milwaukee
Sure they arent a 4 sport city now but thats just because the Thrashers were so fucking bad

Okay and LA. So basically literally the popular markets not Texas are the only valuable 4 team organizations

Wait til the NHL expansion and Silver gives the super Sonics back. Shitattle will take that throne

Why do people make the conscious decision to live in Arizona

run out of california or escaping the rust belt

At least I can enjoy some of the best gun laws in the country (until this state turns blue from the influx of Mexicans and Cali refugees)

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Uh, what about the Shaq-DWade title in 06 before Bron?

To be fair the wings may come back because they are drafting some nice prospects. Especially joe veleeno

90% of Arizona's population is racist boomer retirees

no

now that's just dumb

Ownership wanted to keep the streak going

>detoilet
>dynasty

Only in the 50s

>muh stupid people
I'm so happy to be graced by your intelligence. please, continue to explain things, but use smaller sentences and words. thanks friendo!

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>a leaf judging any place in the USA

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what a reach lol

based and zona pilled

redwings, maybe the best franchise in the nhl. Try harder.

Still NY by sheer volume but if you only count the top NY team in each league then it’s probably Boston

>you now realize Seattle somehow has a Larry O’Brien trophy and Stanley Cup without currently having a team in either league

Seattle already is better than Phoenix in those 2 leagues

Literally no good reason.

"the Eagles have never won a Super Bowl" were the most powerful, most utterly devastating words in American sports and the decades of futility and losing histories of Philadelphia's other franchises provided no possible comebacks for those who were subjected to that fact.

Being a Philadelphia sports fan was the absolute worst suffering of all major sports cities, until February 2018.

>can't even spell Tucson correctly
assu education

tbqh I would've rather had philly win in 2010 than chiraq

>I still prefer Vegas though
Surely you mean to vacation, not to actually live there right?

>implying the Yankees aren't winning the 'Eries
Our year la

Plus falcons have the worst choke job in sports history at the biggest stage of all with now 28 to 3 meme

All the beaners in Arizona work construction and/or farm jerbs.
That means they know more illegals means less cash for them.

Living in that hellhole is somehow better than living in Commiefornia or the Rust Belt.
Really makes you think doen't it.

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Not LA?

yes, but if you go to 3 team cites you get a lot worse options.

>Franchise literally no one cares about
You're not from Arizona

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The Diamondbacks won their first World Serie, in a great 7-game series, breaking a wretched Yankees Series streak, by kicking all of New York when they were down after 9/11. Good. For that alone, they shall always have my respect. Fuck the city, county, state and people of New York.

Lakers only recently started sucking, Clippers are on the upswing, the Rams made the Owl this year and the Chargers are great too, and the Dodgers are the best team in the NL. Only the LA hockey teams are shit.

lmao enjoy Houston

anyone realize that NY hasnt had shit in the last decade, the 2010's were a dark era for new york

>No world Series Wins
>one super bowl
>No nba championships
>no NHL wins
>no MLS wins

despite
>2 MLB
>2 NFL
>2 NBA
>either 1, 2, or 3 NHL teams depending on how you view the Devils and Islanders
>2 MLS teams
>One of the richest cities in the entire world
>One of the most densely populated metro areas in the entire world
>Is well known for having winning and successful teams in all sports for pretty much all decades

What the fuck happened to New York?

You mean they're the NFC equivalent to the Bills, they're the ones with 4 straight losses in the owl.

Probably

>dark era
>won a superbowl
Lol

The NHL, NBA and MLS are meaningless. All that matters is the Yankees and Giants. Yankees haven't won it all but they have produced good teams over this decade.

Kings won 2 cups this decade