/iihf/ - North American Collapse edition

Not looking good for NA

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This is not /hoc/

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

group A:shit
group B:chad countries

nhl is gay

sweden finna boutta get dabbed on

get it? FINNA

COS FINNS?

BASED
BASED
BASED ANONS DONE IT AGAIN ANOTHER GODLIKE MEME HOW DOES HE DO IT

true

correct post

I wonder if we stand a chance against the Finns tonight :(

REFPUCK

OOPA OOOPPA

hokki

true. this is not /hoc/

it's all the superior european genes

Wow USA got refpucked hard.

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>offside
nice fucking refpuck

What did they mean by this?

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lets go plusland!!

great meme as always m8 im definitely gonna use it

sweden and czechs win later and then all the inferior group A genes will be eliminated

Imagine being from group a

I fear Fiala is injured

cant argue with this

>usa getting refpucked next now
omg Putin has a hotline to the refs after they allowed that goal

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is that bubbles?

>USA iced it
It's over

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based Latvia

The mountain jews are playing excatly the same hockey what we did against canada. Without the choking part.

based and group B pilled

ALMOST

>bbbbbbutt tmuh gun law
listen: shitskins, muslims, criminals(all the same) will always find a way to get a weapon. In Russia, In Switzerland, in Sweden - msot of the crime they commit happens with at least a knife, usually - some guns

Gun laws are inposed by (((them))) to hurt law abiding peoples right to self-protect

also, did not swiss just vote for stricter gun laws because 'MUH GUNS SCARE THE MIGRANTS'?

>All our players are from choke teams
lol

*ahem*
FUCK Canada
Thank you for your attention frens

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>A FUCKING STAR THEN 49 OTHER STARS AND SOME STRIPES

send better players next time lol. if u can ofcoursh.

shame
lets go medkits though!

RIP North America

americans will never understand cheering for their country instead of cheering for McDonalds new burger release

>we're next

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Suisse voted for stricter gun laws to stay in Schengen you vodka-infused idiot
big yikes

burgers and leafs can go home with the same plane

i want to sex

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ahahahaha more like POO ASS GAY

kek

good games, will watch mountain jews and moosefuckers later

Based

GG Yanks, you gave it your best

Also LETS GO TOBLERONE

And Croshby? I shupposhe he ish of the table ash well

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GG WP

I cant watch lads

HOLY FUG
>HOLY FUG
HOLY FUG
>HOLY FUG
HOLY FUG
>HOLY FUG

LETS GO SWISS BOIIS!

Will they choke in the last second like we did?

dududududududududu :DD

South America >North America

you can do it medkit

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>mfw

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Look at these odds mate.

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fugggggggggggggggg

Based healthkits

Absolutely scandalous if Sweden loses to Finlel later on.
Coach was raging after the russia match so I hope they take out their anger on finland

HEATENINGS

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Haha based

canada is a notorious killer of good guys so probably

>get puck
>make blind pass

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Imagine being a North American puckstick player right now.

someone webm that bounce

Not fond of Swedes acting like they're not gonna win this

Kakko would alone slaughter your shit team

>scatman

back to yuor shit burger league, leafs

Swedish players have been playing like they don't want to win the whole time
We're gonna lose 100%

Aho was the 2018 Kakko

M A K E

I T

S T O P

>the absolute condition of former British colonies

I'M A SCAT MAN

HOPP SCHWIIZ

Too much heatenings

B&R

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

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RAKED
A
K
E
D

IM THE SCATMAN

OH SHIT

FUCKING KINO

holy shit i did not expect that

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

.ch = choke

WTFF

WHATTTTTTTTTTT

Then why are the odds like this?

We look good on paper but our team hasn't been playing very impressive this year. I have my doubts.

WHAT THE FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>it was two to one

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

WTF

what the fuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE FUCKING DID IT

based

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOL

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What the FUUUUUUUUUG

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Imagine being from NA le "hokey nations"

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NO FUCKING WAY

CRINGE

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMEGALUL

KANADA :-DDD

>kanada

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They take that into account when they count the odds, obviously.

LOL EH

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You now know how does it feel, switzerland..........

>Ruotsi
>Rurik
>Rus'

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lol

WHAT THE FUCK

0.03 holy fucking shit that is insane

LET'S FUCKING GO

>0.03

...

I don't know bro....I really don't know anymore.

Well shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>59:59.6
59:59.6
>59:59.6
59:59.6
>59:59.6
59:59.6
>59:59.6

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

RIGGED

>Switzerland in charge of clearing the puck
>Canada in charge of scoring

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No way

>0.4 sec

>OO.3

TOP KEK I TOLD YOU

Fuck this shit I'm out

SUCK IT EUROS

whats happenings

>genoni

YOU FUCKING SLOVAKIA'D YOURSELF

what a fucking dagger to the heart

Rigged desu

canada did score, ya brainlet

Fuck this shit!

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OH NO NO NO NO

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I told you not to pull a slovakia, bros.

now they should play 00:00.3

oh no no eh?

Haha xd

Who's the most famous Canadian currently alive? Are Leafs based or cringe I wonder

fuggggg

W-WILL CANADA WIN NOW?

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that choke
imagine being swiss right now

kek

Fuck you Switzerland

Canada's got to win this. Has to be demoralizing as fuck for the Swiss.

I put 10 € for Finland to win. It was 4,90 when I put it yesterday.

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jim curry

>A FUCKING CROSS

Whats taking so long?

thank god it is not us

Wtf Swisscucks? How could you do this to ""us"" euros??

We're a tennis nation anyway

what are they doing

probably Drake desu

I just feel like this is your year,esa

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

>3 vs 3 on this size rink

Drake
justin beiber
that guy out of nickelback

not even kidding, I'd lose my shit if it was us, being swiss must suck right now

>the absolute state of schweiz

you almost made kanadians dead nation

Chokenoni

First time, Switzerland?

>doubting the greatest hockey nation in the world

Imagine if this was Sweden - Finland instead and this happened to Finland.

Would be more poetic

I put 100€ on Sweden.

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NOLLA PILKKU NELJÄ SEKUNTIA

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Inshallah

0,04

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IT'S NOT OVER YET

Today the clock turned against the Swiss.

Titanic singer is bretty good too

my heart breaks for schweiz 2bh they have played great hockey every game this cup they deserve to go to semi final

Hischier will score on OT

maybe the swiss deserve it for staying neutral while white man died on the eastern front

Sorry but the doubt is warranted considering how shite sweden have played this tournament

COME ON SWISSBROS you can do this. Last year you sent Binland home and sent the canucks in the bronze game.

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>time-keeping-sponsore

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>Evil wins again
Why is hockey god with evil teams all the time?

>Without the choking part.
>RIP North America
>burgers and leafs can go home with the same plane
>Imagine being a North American puckstick player right now.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING

I have 33.3 on sweden

I don't even care about this strange sport, we're a Schwingen nation anyway.

Would cause a sudden rise in suicides

Lmao

Lost

LOL

I was gonna post this together with this picture...

HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE

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>inb4 suisse score in the 1st minute of OT

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I thought the swiss were good with keeping time
should have played a full 60 minutes
shant be buying a swiss watch

I just won 2000 rubles betting on Russia. What's up peasants?

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it is only game
why you hef to be mad

I can't believe Canada keeps doing this shit over and over again. It's actually insane how Canada is destined to be the bad guy

>not hornussen
pleb

Anyone recognize these faces?

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>59:59.6

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It's tied into nationalism, it's literally suicide material

Does anyone have that gay hockey ad with a swedish and finnish dude sitting in a couch? Asking for a friend of a friend

sucky murrica sucked huge ass as always

here we go chee eese, here we go!

kek

Thank you based America.

3v3 is honestly kino

No, what kind of sites are you going to?

Good job, patriot of Russia

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Canada will lose i just talked to god

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I still believe in Switzerland

>switzerland right now

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youtu.be/YJY-6BkpPq0

Based

didn't the jews hate god and kill his son?

I-is that T-Torino 2006? Pls no. I can still hear Saku Koivu stick breaking in the opening faceoff. The booming thunder of the Lidström clapper from the blueline. Olli Jokinen not able to lift the puck to tie the game. Teppo Numminen post-game interview. Oh god it's all coming back to me...

The universal choking sign?

Känädä will lose. Tsek em!

pure luck

>god totally talked to me after i murdered his son/avatar

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Isn't 3 v 3 format pretty stupid.

Feels like something a casual would come up with because exciting n shit

Based greatest ally

>tfw I dont want Canada to win
>tfw if Canada doesnt win we will play against SUI and we will probably lose this time
>tfw I now want Canada to win

based jew

3vs3 OT is the most retarded shit ever.

Thank you

activate it

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>dumping it in on three on three

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

rip suisse

expected, you don't come back after that last second goal

le BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

yikes

any tournament that accepts a SO win is a gigantic meme

>schokeland

CHEEZUS CHRIST

FUCK CANADA NIGGERS TRANSSEXUALS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

The wrong team won

Slovakia'd

fuck

ah fuck off

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gaaaaaaaaaaay

Fuck Känädä

lmao @ swiss

>chokelate

cringe

.........................................

A LEAF!

A FUCKING CROSS

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life's not fair

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CELL KEY
E
L
L

K
E
Y

Always do the opposite what the Jews say

APOLOGIZE

>chocolate
>chokelate
>swiss make chocolate
>swiss make chokelate
this really activates my almonds

NOOOOOOOOO CANADA WAS SUPPOSED TO FAIL WITH US

Le BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

Piss off russian pigdog, there is nothing lower than a russian subhuman

WUHAHAHAH SWISS

hard for me to say this but I hope sweden wins, group B must be superior

FUCKING LEAFS WHAT THE FUCK

So the winner of us vs finland get's to go up against canada's meme magic?

The leaf is a real tyrant in hockey

lol swiss cunts actually thought they gonna win

I FUCKING LOVE CANADA AND IVE JUST GOT MY 450$

FUCK THE CANNIES
AND FUCK THE JANNIES

RIGGED

GG timekeepers.

>it was 2-1
LMAO

rip my swiss homies

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100% agree, also everyone hates it yet they refuse to change it. So fucking stupid and denying some really good hockey

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pure luck

I’m sorry, Swiss, that us Leafs kicked you out.

Big Canadian Cock

Do you have enough money to leave to Israel now?

Swiss is a chocolate nation anyway

> 0.04
> 0.04
> 0.04
> 0.04
> 0.04
> 0.04

m-mummy

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lol yeah, because guns scare the migrants, right? and migrants want to switzerlands from other coutrnies of schenghen zone

Canada
Always
Wins

CAW CAW BITCHES

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hihi thanks

It is all up to Finnland now, the last good guys on the tournament

Yeah its so fucking random.

Congrats to Canada though, not like it was undeserved in this case

Russia won.

>christianity BTFO's jews once again

NOW SAY SORRY TO CANADA IF YOU WONT LOSE AGAINST THEM

>it was 2-1
>0.04

The fuck bro?

I'D SALO HER HOLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Had some flashbacks of 06 there for a little while.

>swatch rn

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lay off the krokodil Ivan you're acting like a retard again

bet she wants more refugees

You sound salty Ivan, still mad all your athletes got busted for cheating you fucking fraud?

wow you can't trust the jewish god who would've known

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>favorites winning

the trend isn't looking too good for us

>message chick on tinder
>ask for anal
>she comes over
>"wow wtf i thought it was a joke haha, no bangbang for you""
never been closer to raping a bitch before

O CANADA

how does it feel, swiss friends?

>
You are favourites in swe-fin match though

WITH JEWS
YOU LOSE

but seriously the jews did this

Red and basepilled

what are you on? They stricted the gun laws, because guns scared the migrants, who considered the option of moving from other Schengen Zone coutnries into Switzerland. Now this poor migrants are free of fears and can move in easily.

Good guys:
>Sweden
>Finland
>Germany
>Czech
>Russia

EVIL GUYS:
>The Mapple Leef

Why do white people make this face?

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how much for 6 hours with mommy?

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hope you told her to fuck off right there

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Don't worry, we'll avenge you in the semis

lmao

in what world is sweden a good guy

pfft yeah right, that reverse shit doesn't work bro

0.04

ok glad to see you got the whole world figured out you retarded propaganda-fed gopnik

This world.

in the world of ice hockey my friend

In the delusional slavs world

This world

t. donbass

passive aggressiveness

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no i agree.. it does look good for you guys though.

its our 'total despair like a black hole has sucked your soul away but you cant cry because your on tv and people will turn you into a meme' face

yes, kicked her out, she even acted all offended and shit when I specifically messaged her for sex, nothing else, no idea where she got the idea that she can just come over and sleep here without at least sucking my dick

>We no pressure at all, WAI you say that?
Russians in interviews lel

Is that Kathia Nobili?

Hy чo, пидap кaклявый, кoтopoй вчepa тyт пepeмoхy нaхpюкивaл, гдe ты, oпять в cвoeм дepeвяннoм cpaльникe caлo жpeшь ?

>russia
brainlet detected

eternal onions face
the same klopp have sometimes

like
>we lost, but WE DID EVERYTHING WE COULD AND WE FOUGHT SOOOO BRAVE, WE ARE F-FIGHTERS, R-RIGHT?

3 fiddy

Dubs confirmed it though

i have a feeling tre kronor will underestimate finland :/

uhhhhhhh anyone know her name? asking for myself

name?

Me too bro....it feels uneasy. I don't know about all of this...and I'm feeling nervous.

Can’t bone the Stone

tre dva never forget)))

see

>Sweden
>Russia
>Good guys

what are you smoking/drinking

You are the home team, you get to match lineups.
While I agree we are the favourites, I think it'll be even.

Win or lose, I'm fucking hyped for this match.
Fingolia vs Sweden is always heated.

We're the good guys tho

>reeeee anti-migrant russian propaganda
are we on reddit?

what have the scores been the last 3 times sweden and finland played eachother?

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(You)

Lilu?

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This picture really is missing Faroe island, Greenland and Åland.

Fixing that because I am a huge faggot sucking dicks

Good guys:
>Finland
>Germany

OKAY I GUESS GUYS:
>Czech

EVIL GUYS:
>Sweden
>Finnland

ULTIMATE EVIL, WORSE THAN HITLER GUYS:
>The Mapple Leef

Russia are good guys imo.

Play with pride for their team and country. Even the well-paid NHLers. A bit like Finland.

Reminder that Pierre luc Dubois is elite as fuck

I am eternally grateful for Binland bringing Gimi to this world. As such, I SHALL root for them today

Nice. I've actually been thinking about posting this bum in this thread. I really admire it.

that room doesn't look like a room that belongs to a person of legal age...

Just released this monster

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>fucked up once again

2013 swe won 3-0 2011 fin won 6-1

This article was freaking brutal bros, I don't know why Finns write such self hating articles. svenska.yle.fi/artikel/2019/05/23/finland-mot-sverige-i-vm-sallsynt-hockeygodis-vilka-minnen-ger-de-har-matcherna
It lists all the recent defeats in hockey that Finland had against Sweden

Gimi got cucked by Alonso
for me it's Mika

You should improve your diet unironically

>Transdimensional fingolia
wew lad

Sweden thinking we are good gius so I'm gonna root for them. You're not my friend anymore Finland.

>WORSE THAN HITLER
How is that bad though?

Miga was a Newey babby

Hitler did nothing wrong

this is now an ass thread until next games start. it's not against the rules since the games haven't started yet

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is that the USA national team?

why did you post a pic of the maple leafs m8 its may

>this is your shit on a cornsyrup diet

I HAVE TO FIND THAT MILFS NAME
FUUUCK

We're gonna DESTROY Finland

well we are cousins after all with rurik being swedish etc

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>improve my diet
You don’t know a good diet when you see one my friend
The bigger and more solid the poo, the better the diet and the more fiber in your system

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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This is not how it works, this is not how any of this works Artjom.

your roster is definitely more skilled, though >our guys play well together for what it is

...

The kendojanari butthurt will be glorious when Finland loses today lmao

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good game switzerland

Is there like a list on the IIHF website to find such info? I need her name too even though I expect nothing more than 5 blurry images from a google search.

Okidoke

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>finland good and evil
I agree

Yep bro that's what I mean. Your boys are like one solid unit while ours are playing like individualistic divas. I've got my doubts...feeling pretty nervous but I have to go study for my finals in 15 minutes so I won't watch most of the game.

Pierre luc Dubois is making him elite
Imagine mark stone and Dubois on the same fucking line in the NHL

Can't get butthurt when I'm not expecting us to win.

Well fuck you then

it's like saying that Schumi was a Byrne/Brawn babby

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>it was LITERALLY the last second too
>L I T E R A L L Y
kek

Your poo doesn't look "solid" though, you probably had to wipe your ass 10 times after that shit. Also the colour is too light.

whats the point of fin-swe game when its just going to be a big nasty rape

What do you want a medal?

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no can't find anything
was desperate and searched for iihf women

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>good guys
>evil guys

Hmm.

>Schrödinger's Finland

I can roll with this

Reminder

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Have you listened to the stream for if they announce her name or anything?
Fuck man we really need some help from slovak bros here, it's probably some local politician or official or something.

>poo doesn’t look solid
It came out like a normal morning poop and it only took 3 wipes to clean

Yeah it would be close if it was best on best
>inb4 2014 olympic semi-final

Which one?

IN DAYS OF YORE
FROM BRITAIN'S SHORE
WOLFE, THE DAUNTLESS HERO CAME
AND PLANTED FIRM BRITTANIA'S FLAG
ON CANADA'S FAIR DOMAIN
HERE MAY IT WAVE
OUR BOAST, OUR PRIDE
AND JOINED IN LOVE TOGETHER
THE SHAMROCK, THISTLE, ROSE ENTWINED
THE MAPLE LEAF FOREVER

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Based pukki poster

sweden wins 7-0 bet your mom's purse

Sweden Finland 2 : 1
Finland Sweden 1 : 3
Finland Sweden 5 : 4
Sweden Finland 4 : 5 (4 : 4)
Finland Sweden 3 : 2

Even Stevens.

but isnt that what exactly happened?

Swiss people were given a choice: to stricten gun laws or have some problems with EU/Schengen zone coutrnies

finna based wolfechad

whatever happens fin-swe is always the most kino hockey matchup

Our soccer team sucks ass. We need more niggers and matu’s

5-3

Looks hot, post link?

finland deserves to lose after those faggots lost against germany

Fuck marry kill

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eht doesn’t matter

The normal stool (poop, feces) usually is light to dark brown.

1 hour to next games right?

here's hoping for entertaining and somewhat even battle, my friend

FUCK YOU TISSOT I LOVE CANADA

One might say its SWEFIN kino :^)

it's not me you retards. just gave free yous to a countryman

besides, no, the swiss wanted one.

whatever you say, lardy mcfatass

fuck lubomir
kill left
have chad jaw sons with right

Dont see too much difference between them desu, except for the dude

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Let me fix that for you:

Ze Unterhunden dezerff zu winn after sie wonn againz Finnland.

>rurik being swedish
He's a mythic character tho.

kill 1
fuck 2
marry 3

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i.ylilauta.org/94/b1ff1039.mp4

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this 100%

ooga booga

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK

Necrophilic Leafland confirmed.

whoever loses im making a thread laughing at you and people are going to post in it laughing at you too

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>implying i know if anything of them are ded

Barring Canada, which team has the most bottle?

marry 1 because she looks cute and submissive
fuck 2 because she looks like sansa stark
kill 3 because homosexuality is against god and killing a woman is worse than killing a man

thread thema at the moment:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

instead of talking about the colour of your shit find this milf homos

what the fugggg

William Shatner without a doubt

i once drank some instant nescafe coffee and my shit was green the next day
wtf is with american food

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That’s just excess iron

fuck, kill, marry, kill

A FUCKING FRIDGE

This CANT be true right?!

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i checked the livestream and they don't announce her name on the screen and it's really difficult to hear what they are saying in the background because swedish commentators wont shut the fuck up
its over my friend

>That boomer-age meme.
*sips*

where did all the swiss go

Have you ever considered that EVERYTHING has wheels and can be rolled around in a hospital?

ha! classic

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Russian women always change into matushka mode after 30. And before that they're really expensive to keep.

y-you only need to kill one of them

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It sucks just like sucky murrica sucked today

>mfw some drunk swiss man is beating his wife and/or kids because of this

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Imagine calling your doctor everytime your shit is a bit darkish/redish

i did not but i will start considering this, sven

which one is unedited

also moar

Are there any Finns here who would like to wrestle a bit? Just some good old wrestling between bros maybe sit on the couch together and later do some bodybuilding poses?

That’s a sign of literal colon cancer also an ulcer

to a dark place

Email production team or do you actually lack committment son

he could probably help you with your hemorrhoids though

probably federrer beating his slovak wife for the paralell

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>Dear IIHF
>
>Someone posted an image of a beautiful blonde mature sexy lady on the forum known as Yea Forums.
>Can you reply with her name thanks?
>
>Regards
>user

Not fingolian but I'd josh around with you, bro

Maybe take some pics too?

Haha upboated! XD

a-at least we lost to the gold medal winning team

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Girl = Finland
Guy = Sweden

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Wanna bro out? Maybe get a nice gym pump and 'mire each other's physique in the summer evening? no homo shit obviously just bros being bros

To the suicide cliff.

Wtf man this is a blue board

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Name a better young two way center than Pierre luc Dubois

lol who cares about this stupid tournament. I for one am not going to watch this stupid game because I COULD NOT CARE LESS about this sport

Who's ready for BENEŠOVY DEKRETY 2.0 boys

Its been like 6 years since then and all I did was change diet and drink more water and everything fixed itself

How many Slovakian women will be impregnated by the SWEDISH BVLL this time after destroying Finland?

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you are supposed to wait until you lose to stop caring m9 atleast i always do

can you put TV's in saunas? or is there another way to incorporate watching hokkei and being in a sauna?

Yeah, dude.
I'd rub you down with some massage oil to get those muscles to really pop and we could take pics of each other.
No homo though (obv)

I've been supporting Russia from the start

Fuck Pete Russell fuck the uk

You should probably let someone finger your ass just in case bro
A daily fingering in the ass keeps the doctor away is a saying I believe

Yes,at least older models.

She's definitely mirin'

>moose: canada
>car: other teams
sometimes we are down, but never out

*on tuesday

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nah man, most of finnish people are unaware that there is hockey going on

None.
They'd all get murdered by some random Canadian anyway.

Wow Sweden is really gay after all

Could always go skinny dipping in the hot summer night just to catch some good lighting for the pics buddy. Maybe beat up some degenerate homo faggots on the way there.

Sveeerige, var ääär du? :)

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You will probably die if you watch a full hockey game in a sauna though, unless you are Finnish I guess.

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ny/uutiset

>no bushes or trees, can see it from a mile away
>still hits it with little to no attempt to avoid
I bet car driver was looking at the phone.

wtf sweden

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It's good that you have confidence. Men ni kommer att förlora.

when is Sweden Finaldn!?

My grandfather died from crashing into a moose.
Not funny.

You're a pesäpallo nation anyway

Här är jag

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>for the paralell
?

>Cyprus

stupid moose why he didnt check for incoming cars before crossing the road. fuckin retard lmao