Why is there always some bitch next to the drivers whenever they take an interview? They always be 10cm from their head, literally breathing down their necks with some bitch face.
>the pole will be around 1:10.500 And peopel said he wouldn't be able to manage Monaco with his bad arm
Andrew Gutierrez
Surprised by Alfa. Thought that they would be where Reno are now while Reno on Alfa's place.
What exactly is Reno's strength this year? They seem shit in all departments
Lincoln Young
looking forward to formula e this weekend lads
Adrian Morgan
gpblog.com/en/news/37668/john-watson-slams-hamilton-for-media-behaviour-after-lauda-s-passing.html >"It's pathetic. I would like to know how Lewis can justify this. I know he was friendly with Niki, but I find it bizarre that a man of his stature would not be able to face people and tell them what Niki did for Mercedes and give him his due credit for the role he performed," >"He should have spoken out of respect. To be so upset that he apparently cannot discuss his admiration for how Niki helped him - that's pathetic. If the roles were reversed, Niki would have been in there telling the press in his typically blunt way what a great driver and what a fine world champion Lewis is." >At the press conference, Valtteri Bottas filled in and described Hamilton's condition as "ok". >"ok"
I mean he has a bit if a point but why do people have to be such drama queens? Hamilton is autistic but he liked Lauda, he only signed with Mercedes because Niki told him to. Not much more to it, just leave him alone with his boy toy.
imagine her ample chest pressing on your lower stomach/crotch area as you hug her
Levi Perry
Imagine her stood in front of you watching the cars go by on her race suit as she slowly rubs her buttocks against your willy through your trousers until you get gentlemen’s relish all over your knickers.
Sebastian Ward
When you say "your knickers" you better mean her knickers that I am borrowing
Samuel Wilson
Montoya sounds just like Jay Leno
Jack Collins
>200 mile drive >fuel tank says 201 miles >decide to no stop because fuck having any interactions with humans today >nervy times in traffic >go under fuel target >user box now >no >get home with 10 miles to spare >BA BA BA BA BA BA GRAZIE RAGAZI >GET IN THERE user WHAT A DRIVE MATE
More exciting drive than Monaco to be honest, well chuffed with myself.
Oliver Williams
Does anyone know a good way to stream F1 in Canada? There is a 7 day delay when using f1tv in canada.
Grayson Scott
Use lift and coast to get back to fuel target zero?
Hudson Richardson
Some lift and coast and some heavy tailgating to create a slipstream effect, boomer drivers were seething
Isaiah Foster
Can we all agree that MWL is going to happen so investing in the race result is pointless? If so would Mercedes lapping Ferrari be the best most meme outcome possible?
Dominic Cooper
the engine actually has good power, nothing else though
Unlikely as it will be Mercedes 1 and 2 and they wont race
Christian Green
reminder that Prost is the GOAT and he BTFO that dead fraud Lauda the LIVING legend wins yet again
Jaxon Evans
yeah I personally don't give a fuck anymore, I just keep it in the background while I do something else more interesting. Liberty must be seething hard right now because they got a lot of fans through netflix and I think my and your reaction is already the default among fans.
I want you to always remember this /f1/ Never forget where you were when you witnessed this victory
Evan Baker
I was on /f1/ Typing various combinations of "gimi" Between the tears of joy
Brody Cook
>gimi yu win de grnpri >yes ddank you :D >fuggin finally ddd
Eli Hill
did we break Yea Forums?
I was jumping around my lounge room at like 5:30am
Aaron Hughes
looks like a giant horse dong
Carter Campbell
>Hund status: >Ach, I, Toto Wolff, am ein zombie now, ze rot Automobil will be too strong for uz Niki is the only zombie associated with Mercedes
Jace Gonzalez
He literally said he feels like a zombie
Chase Sanchez
Missed all the sessions, had to put up wallpaper today
Blake Harris
Ocon got a new haircut?
Landon Moore
Do Sky have the broadcast rights to the Friday orgies this year?
Jeremiah Collins
What happens if there's an Armenian F1 driver? Would they have to skip Baku because Azerbaijan government want to genocide anyone with an Armenian name still?
Easton Edwards
Don't think we need to worry about that
Landon Bailey
Natalie will take any opportunity to shake her arse at Instagram
Who is that Lizzy girl? Her corruptor hired by Patricija?
John Wilson
Her ring is going to be red once her bulls done with it
Ryan Perez
Looking at her Instagram this is a worrying possibility.
Jayden Thomas
>now you remember ferrari telling kimi that hamilton would catch him at the last laps >now you remember the nigger trying to make a move on verstappen and going off track >now you remember the checkered flag
:DD
Grayson Walker
Found out that she's a physiotherapeutist so I guess she gives Carrie massages
Aaron Ross
How do I get this job?
Parker Clark
Victoria-tier mascara
Grayson Walker
You study to become a physiotherapeutist and focus on sports massaging. Though most likely you will be massaging bulging man muscles rather than soft racing driver titties.
Christopher Robinson
...
Wyatt Adams
I started screaming saatana vittu and was banging on my desk for about 5 minutes straight truly a legendary day
Christopher Brooks
What are the Bet365™ odds a stray cat jumping into lewis hamiltons helmet at 200 mph, fatally injuring him.
Mason Rogers
don't think f1 cars get that fast at monaco
Brayden Howard
Are you sure?
I'm pretty certain that is Lisa Mohr, 21, who is in charge of fueling and mechanics.
Lucas Collins
He didn't said that the CAR was going at 200mph tho
my ig is full of russian qties & thots. almost makes me want to learn the language so I have a fuckin clue about what they're saying in their stories.
Noah Jackson
So they now have incidente rear suspension AND incidente front suspension lmao
Jayden Bennett
lamenting the current state of F1 affairs probably
John Fisher
>legal game ogre
Landon Howard
are you planning on hiring them since most of them are genuine red blooded ultrawhores
Xavier Morales
(((legal)))
Xavier Peterson
Look at him.
He absolutely looks like the kind of guy who wants to do nothing more than watch oil pour down her ass crack and who "accidentally" pushes a thumb a bit too deep. The moans of "ahhhh....daddy..." filling the room as Carrie instinctively pushes her hips back to rut against his slippery hand.
Haha yeah and imagine he pushes on her back a bit too much causing her to simultaneously queef and fart with nice big bubbles coming up from the oil into the air then he catches them in his mouth.
>tfw I can so easily see her back arching as you go deeper
God why does she have to body confidence issues. She is fucking perfect.
Asher White
Was thinking the same thing
Chase Bailey
rumor in monaco is that if gio the nazi doesn't improve, it seems he's on a way to glue fact... i mean ferrari factory. with blyat and gio gone, they don't rate wehrlein and hartley as their simcucks and it's one of the reasons for 2019 struggles
Carter Diaz
who do they dump into the other seat at alfa then?
kimi can do it all alone, no need for a 2nd alfa car
Levi Carter
gio had like 2 years out of racing altogether. not really surprising that he has started shit and i'll be disappointed if they bin him after 6 races.
Dylan Jones
I wish Baha, I wish
Xavier Jenkins
he's always been shit, in gp2 and in his 2017 races roflmao
Jose Martinez
>all that foreskin you guys need to get a bit more hygienic, you know. Being disgusting is a very european trope.
Isaiah Lopez
If I didn't have access to running water and soap I'd cut mine as well
Charles Williams
We don't need to cut ours because we can afford real ingredients for soup.
Evan Johnson
How is having foreskin unhygienic? Is this how mutilated "men" cope lmao
Isaiah Wood
At least I have money to fix my teeth. What is it with europeans and ugly teeth? Don't you guys have access to dentists?
Having any kind of fold in the body is inherently unhygienic. The mouth is a mess and requires cleaning several times a day, the armpit is also a mess, and with foreskin it's no different.
Lucas Carter
meant to reply to as well
Evan Myers
>he doesn't wash his willy because his parents mutilated it
o wow
Carter Long
>this reasoning christ almighty.
Jonathan Wood
the muslim and mutt (goyim) cope the cut rewires the brain in infant they had proof but jews found out and banned the research
why bother when the reasoning is poor? your armpits might be a mess but that's on clean. cleaning an uncut dick really isn't rocket science.
William Gray
you just know ralf rogers her
Andrew Green
*that's on you.
Ian Wilson
>armpits get dirty i should cut off my arms
Evan Baker
It might have been a little too complicated for the white brain to figure out but what I clearly meant was that uncut gets dirtier easier, which means that in a certain amount of time without cleaning, cut won't be as dirty. Which is an advantage.
Josiah Gomez
How would he know you can clean a normal dick? He doesn't have one, he is dick crippled.
>dicks get dirty cut off the foreskin >Armpits get dirty cut off the arms >teeth get dirty pull them out
Really hope you're as clean as you claim to be
Michael Russell
Why certain """people""" can't concieve cleaning themselves as a normal part of their daily routine?
Christopher Ramirez
(and to be honest I only cut it when I was 14 because it didn't stretch enough to fully retract and I was afraid of pushing it and strangling the head of my dick)
Noah Reyes
it's mutilation victim cope
Julian Johnson
Also, that's a long straw
Kevin Martinez
Its the exact point you're making
Thomas Parker
Lawrence to sack Lance when?
Evan King
t. cut off his own legs because not being able to walk requires less calories to sustain bodyweighht
Jaxson Campbell
No, it's not and you know it. And in many cases it's more of a medical procedure than a religious matter. Like with myself. My dad was asked by the doctors if he wanted to have them cut it because the doctors thought I could have problems in the future... which I had. And because he chose not to, I grew up to 14 trying to get it past the head but it just didn't go so I just went ahead and cut it.
Carter Collins
So what about big brained boys who can fully retract their willy hood? Must they have it removed too for cleanliness reasons?
Ayden Long
Cut person: Rarely cleans self, never cleans cock. Smegma halo gradually forms beneath the head. Dick chafes whilst fugging, needs lube to rub one out.
Uncut person: Showers daily giving his cock a scrub every time. Love sock protects the head, lets him last as long as he needs to, can rub one out in any situation.
Alexander Carter
>waaa i had a cripple dick so i had to further cripple my dick to save my cripple dick >y-you guys have dirty dicks
O NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS DUUUUDDDEEE
Kevin Martinez
Also, how do you guys feel about women prefering cut?
I didn't say it was necessary. But it definitely helps.
imagine not washing yourself so you cut a bodypart off to keep clean
Henry Taylor
Why crooked tho? I mean, I know it's more of an aesthetical thing but it seems like very few people in developed contries use braces. From personal experience it feels like at least 70% of kids here use braces and end up with aligned teeth.
Kevin Powell
>rags tim- >NOT QUICK MICKS TIME
Jack Rodriguez
wew lmao how did he not get penalty for this?
Chase Adams
where u from oui-bro? do u see many ''migrants'' in your neck of the woods?
Evan Rodriguez
>it seems like >from personal experience okay mr. anecdote-assumption
Nolan Foster
>No penal assigned yet I'm starting to think they'll keep him around as some sort of comic relief for the season
Andrew Powell
That's why I said those words. I could've just said actually assumed everything but I didn't.
David Cox
He was actually on his fast lap. Technically he shouldn't getting blue flags.
That is how fucking shit he is.
Dylan Robinson
70% of Brazilians can't even afford braces until they are into their 20s.
Jose Hernandez
>he cut his dick because he didn't know he could stretch the phimosis out in few weeks. Now it just turns into a retardation desu, you should just stop posting.
So Brazil is getting the kek treatment Ireland got right? Only cripple dick in place of kek
Connor Lee
kek, the liiga meme team lives on
Josiah Rodriguez
I don't know what to think I mean, how much does he pays at this point? MP is known for not really swimming in gold but King is performing at least OK so the car isn't particularly shit, why couldn't they just put someone that would, not necessarily score consistent pints, but at least not being an embarassment for the team. Poorberto is always there, Kari could have stayed, keeping Boschung would have been better aswell
Who thought it was a good idea leaving Italians in charge of Ferrari?
Jayden Lee
I'm in the north between Paris and Lille. It's pretty dark in some places these days, you can see the slow demographic replacement in action. The countryside where I live is still 99% white though so it's all ok for me, can't say the same about big cities.
Caleb Howard
>curry on my wayward son I'd post the reversing webm but I must have deleted it on accident
Jordan Lee
Bummer. Another anecdote I have to justify why I think that, is that my aunt from Spain came to Brazil every so often and chose to put braces here since she was constantly coming here and in Sapin it was much more expensive. tl;dr putting braces in Brazil is way cheaper than other countries from what I've gathered.
>why is my local 3rd world favela witch doctor cheaper than a qualified spanish dentist whose licence lets him practice dentistry EU-wide
Colton Williams
Would Calderon win W Series?
Henry Morris
where would alesi be on the exposed chart right now?
Chase Powell
Make your race predictions:
>M1-2L >Seb clips the barrier at massenet and cripples his car finishing 5th or 6th >Ric tries to dive bomb and kills someone at Nouvelle >If Kmag is Ric's victim he punches him in his face >Kubica retires early >Lance stops 4 times crying about tyres
Well, I have a cousin that is SUPER poor and she's in her mid-20s. Her mom was shit so she wasn't really cared for until she grew up and got a job. I don't know about all the other people but I know the middle class usually puts braces when very young. I dno't really know much about the marginalized people though
Sucks to be you. Our dentists are actually good and not that greedy.
Easton Cook
Honestly I always thought the exposed level factors how hard one fails AND how good one is supposed to do. Alesi wasn't expected to be good in the first place so he's not THAT much exposed. On a scale from "Yeah, no wonder he's bad" to "Oh no no no no" he's at "I knew you weren't good but come on"
Carter Hill
post vivien
Isaiah Lee
didnt the fucking jew say that he didnt need help from others? I remember him saying he didnt learn anything from masa even when masa said he wanted to help him
I still shower every day unless something prevents me from doing so, I'm just making a point that being uncut literally means nothing to hygiene unless youre gonna go like 5+ days without washing ur dick
Nathan Jenkins
And shes pro Orban
Carson Scott
NEED to know how carrie and vivien style their pubes
Oliver Green
these but the cube will finish the race. he finished at baku so should be fine here.
Biz idea: Motor racing 24/7 title. Winner of race of champions gets the first reign. After than anyone in the world of racing can challenge the champ to any kind of race in any kind of vehicle at any time.
>tfw Pajeet Kumar Singh challenges Charles to an Ox race for the title
You'd think he'd be skinnier with all the running away he does
Julian Ross
Stop sucking Tofuilton's cock
Michael Harris
WAGboomer apparently has himself a Russian mail order bride who will no doubt destroy him. He is already not all there mentally so what happens next should be obvious
Now it's a case of waiting to see if she is even real, someone baiting him or a genuine Russian bride after American citizenship
It's the fact he tweeted at INTERPOL which has me curious. Do you think they take this shit seriously?
He has legit made death threats at Mazepin while tagging them.
Connor Phillips
why cant they just get along its so nice seeing them together, but instead they both act like little kids >gif of them hugging and jumping up and down
Logan Butler
I have enough knowledge about 60s-80s F1 to know that there should be at least 30 more drivers on this list. But here is mine, if you think I should bump people up or down, tell me.
Ryder Hall
Whoops, forgot the image like a silly cunt. Tell me what you fellas think about this tier list
>WAGboomer has two daughters >Is obviously a divorcee >Mazepin apparently sent a message to one of his daughters to get him to stop >WAGBoomer got super pissed
Fuck the F1 season I want to know the conclusion to this.
Jacob Torres
How the fuck have you ended up putting Frentzen well above Villeneuve?
>drivers of senna's era say Hamilton is better >you separate them by 6 tiers and put Hamilton with Button
Are you retarded?
Asher Bailey
So Mazepin is aware and affected by all this?
Landon Gutierrez
Assume he is known to some sort of group that he is unstable. I mean he couldn't possibly have done 73k+ tweets all pretty much mentioning Angelica or Mazepin with some threatening them without being picked up by someone over the years
If not genuinely don't know how he'd react if Mazepin ended up in a race event near him if WAGboomer has access to weapons. Don't know how that all works regarding mental health issues
Oh wow
Henry Hill
He is the ultimate car babby and never raced a bad car in his life. Button struggles with shitboxes and worked his way up. Yeah that was an accident lol
Michael Bailey
jenson shouldnt be in this pic and prost needs to be moved up
Oliver Bell
Meant to say struggled*
Wyatt Thompson
A Reminder
F1 is Rigged and is no longer a sport but a propaganda event pushing a marxist anti Male new world order ideology
>JV >Extraordinary He can't even win on a a car that isn't leading the WCC
Christian Sanchez
Yep.
He also has a son who is apparently in the navy according to his profile. I genuinely thought the guy was fake but no the account goes back ages and has picture of his daughter growing up and they all have accounts.
Really hope this guy gets help.
Christian Johnson
Okay boys, here is my final revision after putting a bit of thought behind. What do you think?
This Button's RELENTLESSNESS and dedication gave him the opportunity to get WDC winning car By 2012 Mercedes was a decwnt car but Hammo didn't go in until they had an OP engine
Hope she wasn't around for when he went off the handle. Assume after the divorce she got the young daughter so he had no-one around hence the initial attachment to Angelica that then led him to hate Mazepin
Random guy in Florida somehow finds out about a Russian model called Angelica Anderson. Becomes obsessed and falls in love. Starts harassing Nikita Mazepin once he and Angelica start dating. Accusing him of being a rapist and holding her as a sex slave. Dedicates his entire life to harassing him online.
I genuinely thought the guy was a bot for a while but no it turns out he is mentally unhinged divorcee of 3 children who claims to have found god after his hard times.
Isaiah Watson
It's not my fault she started sleeping with her best friend.
Justin Sanchez
you should make a russian model account to fuck with him
then eventually tell him that everyone in his life knows about his twitter tirades and laugh at him behind his back over how obsessed he's gotten over a foreign woman who doesn't even know he exists
>its time for some racing >oh wait its Monaco feeling like a true casual, fucking hell bros
Julian Evans
idea: every driver on the grid has 2 beers and one ciggy before getting in the car on Sunday at Monaco, keep it traditional
Camden Reyes
Daily reminder that if Rosberg was still here he would've challenged Senna's Monaco records
Lucas Bailey
anyone got a webm or screenshot of someone sending Ted (or was it crofty?) a message saying "COCK" on his phone?
Alexander Watson
Why is she so based? Do you think she'll get an F2 seat after this? Or at least a FIA F3 ex-GP3 whateveritscallednow seat?
Oliver Green
Ricciardo and Rosberg above Alonso
Wtf are your smoking?
Jayden Young
At least bossberg defeated hamilton.
Jack Martin
my based friend from across the pond. absolutely the most patrician fetish out there. the armpits are the pussy of the arms >mfw a grill told me my armpits were so hot she would lick them oh my god that is sad a beautiful flower already wilting. is this a recent pic? did she not wear a balaclava? friction alopecia is real fuck
>“We still seemed to have problems getting lap one out of the soft, despite the hotter track temperatures in the afternoon,” Shovlin said. OHH JA ZE ROT AUTOMOBIL GETS ZE TYRE UP TO TEMPERATURE FASTER, WE ARE FOR SURE UNTERHUNDEN IN QUALIFYING motorsport.com/f1/news/mercedes-number-one-concern-monaco/4394592/
Matthew Peterson
>automobil motorvagen!
Chase Wood
that seems to be what the pattern is leading to user. really activates the almonds...
>Ferrari wants Resta back I wonder if Vasseur can convince him to stay. If I was Vasseur I'd say to Resta that Alfa can't pay as much as Ferrari, but Alfa can build glory in the future and Resta will be known as Alfa's Newey.
In the end money always wins though.
Logan Clark
>Please Simone, Resta at Alfa :D
Cameron Butler
:DDD I wonder if Vasseur could make the call to Alfa Romeo and ask them to convince Resta
Xavier Rodriguez
>hey user, my friend over there thinks you’re really cute but he’s shy
anyone knows how/where to watch the Indy500 on sunday? I'm done with trying to search for an upload the day after without seeing spoilers. spoiler: I've never managed to find one without seeing spoilers
Carson Barnes
morningstreams
Isaiah Foster
>loses 1984 despite having one less retirement truly the """GOAT""" he only """beat""" Senna because of retirements as well
if they really want to appeal to burgers, have a race in Martinsville Speedway
Gavin Fisher
Before the start of the 2018 season, FIA introduced a new technical regulation (after Ferrari's suggestion) that limited the hight variation of the floor (front) with the variation of the direction angle. Therefore since 2018, a suspension system called "Pushrod on Upright" is legal Ferrari tested this system later on during the 2018 season, but isn't using it this year. However, Mercedes noticed that this system was perfect to solve their slow turn problems in 2019
Xavier Kelly
Why don't they just run two or more GPs at whichever track provided the most entertaining race the year before?
Jonathan Long
>wanting two Bakus But user this year's Baku was shit.
Ethan Edwards
Don't worry, they will just win the WCC 6 or 7 races before the end and then begin prototyping for the next season.
Its gonna be double turquoise/red/blue the top six and you know it, ef juan is ded.
Matthew Russell
>when you can't add more winglets to the car
Dylan Allen
I demand more Ruth's pics
Robert Flores
didn't know they made stealth sail ships
Xavier Martin
doesn't really matter in monaco
Adrian Morgan
Have we successfully concluded that unless you have access to modern hygiene , your uncut vienna is going to get infected? There is a reason modern sub saharans still cut off the foreskin at age 13 then they release the kids to roam the bush for a week or two solo. If you survive you are a man if you don't it might have something to do with the witch doctor using a rusty unsharp blade and a log of wood as his operating table.
>Have we successfully concluded that unless you have access to modern hygiene , your uncut vienna is going to get infected? I wonder how ancient Romans, Greeks, Medieval Europeans, Renaissance Europeans and so on ever managed to survive, every dick literally oozing pus and bacterial growth!
basically the kino poo version of deletraz' dad who won the b-class of a racing series where old people drive 90s f1-cars, except for that one guy who has a toro rosso and has his own TRWL thing going on
Nathan Kelly
Markeblown the fuck out and the rest
Carson Price
MARKE >GOD MARKE >GOD MARKE >GOD MARKE >GOD
Joshua Collins
fuck markeLOL
Mason Evans
ngl, i'm assuming that lapping rag is going to cause chaos because he's so fucking slow
Mason Smith
PENAL
Nathan Lopez
webm of Mick overtake?
Zachary Cruz
>aitken stuck behind RAG
a real modern day coulthard vs. bernoldi innit
Grayson Wood
Based POORAG
Christopher Bennett
The hero getting his revenge for the nasty instagram comments
Logan Peterson
>RAG weaving
Adam Wilson
This is hilarious
Dominic Johnson
Not even joking, Aitken should just cut the track to pass RAG. The 10 second penalty will be less of a time loss than being stuck behind for 3 laps.
Ayden King
POO UNLEASHED
Ian Stewart
RAG THE DEFENCE GOD
Daniel Williams
RELENTLESS ORANGUTAN
Brayden Martin
RAGGOAT
Luke Adams
>520
Sebastian Lewis
HALF MAN, HALF POO, HALF CHICANE
Nolan Bailey
He has already lost 18 seconds in 3 laps, so you're right lol
