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Give some suggestions to turn this into a /trans/ meme

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The guys who actually sign players for Arsenal. Or perhaps Woodward and Co doing it for United.

You now remember the transfer vulture

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hearing the transfer of gf to user fc has broken down at the early stages. unfortunate.

>Crystal Palace have slapped a £70m price tag on coveted right-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka, according to the Independent.
>£70m
>mfw

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anyone to chelsea
anyone to tottenham

>*hands in transfer request*

>Liverpool have moved swiftly in the transfer market to secure the signing of Polish goalkeeper Jakub Ojrzynski, according to the Liverpool Echo.

>Manchester United are poised to mount an opening £25m bid for Crystal Palace defender Aaron Wan-Bissaka. (Evening Standard)

Hazard to Madrid
Pogba to Madrid
Jovic to Madrid

>Manchester United are assembling a committee of three ex-players to help identify transfer targets.

>Arsenal face a backlash from UEFA if fans protest during next week's Europa League final in Azerbaijan.
What? Why? Aren't the fans allowed to protest that their country is literally so unsafe that players don't want to play there? Or the fact they only gave a few thousand seats to the fucking teams showing up? Or the fact they have hiked the prices from the UK to the country and so have the hotels and everything else? Yeah, how DARE they think about protesting. UEFA better punish that! Better give Sterling another award tho for protesting racism. Also, surely Chelsea fans will be protesting their shitty treatment too, ignoring Mhitarian.

Danny Welbeck, Gerard Pique and Angel Di Maria,

Welbeck is young enough to play somewhere. He's black, he's a FW and he's been ruined by injuries. Welcome to West Ham! Tricks, Goals and Skills 2019 HD. I suspect most Arsenal fans don't give a fuck he's gone but will remember his goal against United in 2014 that allowed Arse to win the FA Cup eventually.

no big transfer from south america?

Why do you faggots always post the same thread image? It’s as if all you artists haven’t had a mildly comedic though in, what? 8 years now?

because le general culture

Walter Kannemann to Arsenal is pretty much the 'biggest'. But it hasn't happened and I don't think it will.

because there aren't any creative people any more, the Dutch photoshopper is doing his Bloodborne shit and isn't particularly interested in doing stuff for others (which is fine). The rest cannot or will not create new images purely to please somebody like you. Here is a thought, why don't you? Every year we produce something related to the /trans/ of that year, the window isn't over yet, so that won't happen until then. You're welcome to create your own /trans/ memes.

Or there just hasn't been a stand-out meme this year?

>because there aren't any creative people any more

This. Do you know why? Because Yea Forums is full plebbit. Plebbit aren't creative, it's why they came here in the first place, looking for memes to post on plebbit for upboats.
Eventually we were overrun and now they're the new face of 4channel. Hence the lack of new content.
For homework, I want you to write an essay on how this reflects the (((modern))) west and how its values won't change, or if they do it'll only be for the better, by shipping in as many third worlders as possible to outnumber the natives.

Happy you fucking sperg?

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Uh oh...

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>Previous Thread
I notice most generals on Yea Forums don't do that. More should.

>implying there'll be any Arsenal or Chelsea fans to protest

The entire thing is a shitshow for both clubs and they've been royally screwed.

Translation: I only want to keep winning in a farmers league

It's an edit, lad.

UEFA doesn't care about the clubs or fans anymore, just money and how to get more from them.
>Azerbaijan offered us the most $$ so we shall give the EL final to them
>if Arsenal/Chelsea fans dare protest even more $$ from fining them!
At the very least they shouldn't let stadia from UEFA countries with disputes with other UEFA countries host any European final, but they won't even do such a thing. It's the same for the CL final; although the situation is a little different the objective is the same. Fleece as much from the fans as you can.

Poor choice of words from the guy who edited it then. And besides, considering Can left Liverpool for Juventus because "Juventus is a team who wins titles and that’s what I want", I wouldn't put it past Mbappe or anyone else to say something similar.

Ajax is buying Hagi Jr. great move to be honest.
youtube.com/watch?v=68Snf-PAkLs

wheres poch going ? will tottenham sign anyone

>"Last night, I sent a message to Meïssa [N'diaye, Sala's agent], he called me a few hours later," begins Sala. "So we had discussions and he told me the last night Franck Kita [son of Nantes owner Waldemar] sent him a message to talk, so he called him. They spoke. And, they want to sell me.

>"So, there is the offer from Cardiff today. On their side, they have negotiated to get a lot of money. So they absolutely want me to go there.

>"It is true that it is a good contract but from a football perspective it is not interesting for me. So… there you go, they are trying in every way to get me to go there.

>"Me I am not scared to go there, because I have battled throughout my career, so to go there and fight, that does not make me scared.

>“On the contrary. But also, I say to myself that Meïssa must find me something better between now and the end of the window. Meïssa has said no to Cardiff because he does not want me to go there.

>"He thinks that in terms of football, in terms of where we are today, we are in a position of strength in every which way, in terms of on the pitch, the contract, all of that. But I don’t care about that and I do not want that. I don’t give a f*** about being in a position of strength.

>"It is true that I would like to find something interesting in terms of contractually and also from a football perspective, but sometimes you can’t have both. On the other hand, I do not want to speak with Kita, because I do not want to get angry. He is someone who disgusts me when I am face to face with him.

>"Him today, he wants to sell me to Cardiff because he has done a super negotiation, he will get the money he wants eh?”

>“He, he wants me to go there, he hasn’t even asked what I want… All he cares about is money. So, today, we are like that. A complete mess. So there you go… I don’t know.

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Man United's new captain is Ashley Young and the vice-captain is Paul Pogba.

Forgot link to reaction
caughtoffside.com/2019/05/22/complete-joke-these-man-united-fans-react-furiously-to-imminent-announcement-of-new-club-captain/
Pogba confirmed for leaving for Halal

WHEEZE

Kita is a cunt, that's nothin new.

strawpoll.me/18039561

What the..

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No where.
Skipp and Onomah will be like new signings.

>south american humour

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is this real? link the IG post

no

>Man Utd £15m move for Daniel James DELAYED after tragic death of Swansea star's dad

JUST

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as a person of hebrew colour this image is incredibly disrespectful. please delete

What are you on about? Small clubs like liverpool get passed up all the time by stars who want to actually win something. They're put off by the culture of failure and weakness.

>as a person of hebrew colour
What are you, green?

please do not discriminate
we are all children of Allah

Rate this monstrosity

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There needs to be a PL rule that says you cant have sponsors that ugly

i kinda like the thicker stripes. but the puma/badge in the middle is terrible, and the sponsor is the worst in the league even worse than chevrolet

very pious desu

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>the culture of failure and weakness
Sounds exactly like a team that chokes first leg leads like never before. Even Man City do better than them.

Now, if it was a Real Madrid or Barcelona or Man City player saying that, it'd hold more weight than someone from fucking PSG.

im sure mbappe would be willing to play for liverpool, but liverpool would not be willing to pay the 500k a week he wants, and madrid will

That's true too. Come to think of it, in the first place, why would Liverpool even go for Mbappe? They don't really need another forward, do they?

Your argument doesnt work because he wants to leave PSG in this scenario. Why would he trade them for an even shittier version?

>player with the potential to be the best in the world would want to go to an over achieving upper midtable club

P$G aren't a selling club and he has a contract. He's stuck there. See: Rabiot and Verratti.

im not sure. i doubt they would, its not really their style to go for the superstars like mbappe. maybe back when he was at monaco they might have

>im sure mbappe would be willing to play for liverpool
he wants to win trophies, not scousers hearts who then turn on him after a few years because he wants to play for a club that wins trophies

m8 im ABL too but like it or not liverpoo are probably in the top 3-5 destinations if you were a player. cl final twice in a row, klopp, have money now etc. id put barca madrid and city above them, and maybe juve thats it

They might win the biggest trophy in football next week..

I forgot players love klopp more than trophies. Liverpool will revert back to normal after they get assblasted this year and Salah and mane force a move

He's only considering leaving. It's not like he's submitted a transfer request or anything.

also get lovely visits from the fans

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ABLiverpool embarassing themselves again here kek.

This is why its a mental illness

>Juve
Is having CR7 alone enough to make you a big club?

>and Salah and mane force a move
NEGATIVE NET SPEND LA

>Wolves are leading the chase to sign £30m-rated Malian striker Moussa Marega, 28, from Porto.
BASED! He deserves better than West Ham

You'll love Marega, britbros

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massive Liverpool fan here la.
gonna go to Mane's house during final take a few souvenirs to remember him by. I know he is leaving this summer

the black lukaku

this is why i want liverpoo to win the CL, just to see what it does to posters like this. the board is gonna be in tears. spurs win is good too so i can fuck with the arsenal thread but not as much butthurt

>Manchester City are close to signing 24-year-old Portuguese full-back Joao Cancelo, who is valued at 60m euros (£52.9m) by his club Juventus.
His Juventus stupid? Will they really send Cancelo away? Why?

Liverpool have already won 5 CLs and have been a laughing stock. winning one more wont stop them being a laughing stock la

60m for him is a good deal. They are winning the league and not winning the CL regardless of whether they play Cancelo or De Sciglio.

Why is it that the people that never contributes to anything are the most vocal about how things should be done?

oles at the wheel has been a good meme recently. Yea Forums still comes out with a cracker now and then

>Daniel James father has died
>United state there is no rush on the transfer
United really do get no luck. Theres a chance this lad will flop hard now

No, it is a good deal. Juventus is stupid for sending Cancelo away for any kind of money

what the..

Now THAT's taking me back to 2013

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Better than winning nothing

Thing is Liverpool aren’t going to win any trophies so once all this media hype around them (built by lawrenson,Hanson,mills,Owen,carragher etc) dies down their top performers will just be picked off by real Barca Bayern juve inter PSG and city

Banta

I love trans lads

It wont stop until they win the league. And even then it will be funny because they'll only have the one

I love trains lads

Tottenham signing ANYONE this summer and list me those players atopthe list

the arsenal peopl literally dont care anymore. literally too far gone on suicide watch. all they do in that thread is talk about how shit they are. they are incapable of seething.

Im worried for Klopp, lads
>97 points in a league
>1 loss entirely
>players at their absolute peak
>team at its absolute peak
>Klopp at absolute peak
and the best its going to do is a CL trophy. this is it.
Going forward, goals aren't an issue. Defence isn't an issue. He has perfected everything around him. The only way from the top is down unfortunately

a cl trophy is literally the best anyone can do tbf
it's the pinnacle of club football

Its harder to win the PL than the CL

what about the premier league as well?
Id argue a treble (real one) makes the team elite

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Haven't been here for a year, what's this Bloodborne shit?

Also I'll make some good pics for the OP when the transfer season gets some nice memes going

It just dawned on me that Javi Martinez to Liverpool would be an excellent signing right now. Javi would fortify the defensive side of their midfield, he's a good CB when you need him there and he's technically very steady.

Is Javi to Liverpool happening this year lads?

Bloodborne is free so poor cucks have played it and thinks its a meme

Sounds like Liverpool's net spend for their entire history will go into the negative if that happens.

youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

>>team at its absolute peak
I disagree. Still need another good CB and a couple creative midfielders. Unfortunately they aren't buying any defender this window.

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Liverpool has the second highest wage bill in the league, they could totally pay him and still be behind United.

Lmao the state of uniteds wagebill. and theyre not even a top 4 team

arsenal is no longer banter fc, united have stolen the title

Makes me angry that I paid for it. It's a good game tho

1. Quadruple
2. PL, CL, FA Cup
3.PL/CL
4.Domestic treble
5.PL/FA
6.PL/League
7.just PL
8.CL/FA
9.just CL

PL always takes priority

He'd tire himself out after 10 minutes

>no CL/FA/League
>no PL/CL/League
>no CL/League

I love /trans/ lads. Very unsure about the mods though

Eh, he runs more than 10km per 90 min. Not saying he's Vieira or anything, but he can put in a shift.

League cup is mostly irrelevant desu and those combinations dont really change anything. I guess PL/CL/League goes in at 3 but it doesnt really matter

True. So if you assign values to make ordering them easier, then
League Cup = 1
FA Cup = 2
CL = 4
PL = 8
right?

I'm not so sure about PL being worth more than CL though, especially considering how badly Man City's sheikh owners want it.

>Bloodborne is free
What? No its not.

Longstaff deal is done, 20m rising to 30m based on performance.

>Longstaff

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Big news lads, Wanda Icardi dyed her hair brown

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She's so beatiful she is a godess among mere mortals.

Getting ready for the darker english weather.

She's not that good looking...

We dont need values and no offence but I really dont care what a bugman thinks about the value of the PL vs the CL. Vast majority off and know the PL is more important and anyone with a brain understands why they're statistically superior for determining the best team.

Does anyone remember the name of that site that described the typing stile of other sites? like age, gender, formal vs casual etc

Haha

Umm sweaty not only is She's one of the most beautiful women in history of man but She's a genius negotiator and most important she's a loving mother

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In awe of her statuesque beauty

I feel guilty just thinking about her beauty. We are truly blessed to live in what will come to be known as the age of Wanda

>red lipstick
whore

Nasser charged for corruption

Any english links?

twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1130488459603468288

What did Barca mean by this tweet?

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they're a bit a bit shite at social media for such a massive club

good morning

Goals scored by those players done in an autistic way

theyre referring to the news about Messi dictating transfers and the clubs response is "dont piss him off lol"

I meant it more as in they're basically mugging off all their players that aren't Messi and along the way are admitting they're nothing more than Messi FC

Karius, Panathinaikos

Why would you name your child Hannibal?
acceptable answer is 'Carthage did nothing wrong'
Would you really say you called him that because you enjoyed a film about a serial killer?

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The absolute STATE of those tattoos.
STATE.

Nasser Al Khaleifi.

thenational.ae/sport/other-sport/bein-chairman-and-psg-president-nasser-al-khelaifi-placed-under-formal-investigation-for-alleged-corruption-1.865345

Googled him, He looks like Fellainis and David Luiz's lovechild.

>Carthage did nothing wrong'
Thats right. Fuck Rome long live belefants :DDD

They didn't get the point of the original post.

spitting image of the real Hannibal Barca if I recall

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The thing is Utd sign lads like him every year, but never play them.
For every merc Utd sign this summer, lads like him get sold off and released to make way.

Do you think that if weren't a English quota the PL teams would be full foreigners?

...

>Manchester United’s blockbuster $175m bid for Kalidou Koulibaly has been rejected.

what the fuck

Quite a few tunisians name their son Hannibal, it isn't that rare.
There is no English quota.

fucking hell just buy Maguire for less than half that

BOSS

Post a proof that you have a deeper football knowledge than Syahrizan!

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it's bullshit rumours day, you even have the italians claiming pep has joined juve

i added up how much united have spent over the last decade and its well over 1bn pounds. thats just how much money they make, money isnt an object when you have literally 50 sponsors giving you millions for each one

lmao someone unironically commenting 'respect' for that shit

they could have spent double that if Glazers didnt take ridiculously high dividends and paying debt interest rates

How is the Scottish Premier League any different to Serie A or the Bundesliga?

>Kante
>Creative midfielder

I could probably name one of 2 players in those leagues whereas I cant for SPL

>lets buy Wan-Bissaka, he'll solve our probl--

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his stats are way better though
you can't be looking at the attacking stats when it comes to palace; they are absolutely appalling in the final third

Some finns uses my OC here. Im lacking imagination but I can do some nice shops. Give suggestions and I'll prove myself for you /trans/.

>the autist who kicks off about no original content gimmick
not feeling it

>No creative midfielders
>Zero cover
ANNOUNCE BRUNO FERNANDES, FEKIR AND WERNER

Does he play with those nipple piercings?

is Icardi the weirdo who stole his heros wife?

>PL is better than the CL
only a delusional dumbass would say such thing

If you ever think your national team is bad, Canada called up a dude from the YMCA in Oslo for their preliminary Gold Cup squad

the cl has 5 good games a year if you're lucky and the final is usually decided entirely by the draw

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Lads every time i drink tea or coffee i have to take a shit immediately. Is this normal haha

Only a casual thinks the cl is in any way better proof of consistent greatness

wheres Solsjkaer?

There is no competition in the PL besides City and Liverpool, CL is most definitely more competitive right now.

>winners of CL last 5 years
>Madrid, Barcelona

>winners of CL last 5 years
>Man City, Chelsea, Leicester

Yes, Maxi Lopez

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>all European finals are English
>PL isn't the best
SEETHING

Eddie Howe won the Championship at 37

Can Cancelo play in LB?

Based Eddie Meme, hope he doesn't buy Wilson.

Harder to win, statistically superior for determining the better team, and a point of national pride for fans. I wouldn't expect a filthy spic plastic to understand that though

reminder the championship is harder to win than any french/german trophy

Please dont associate with us paco

do you include being runner up as an achievement?

>Harder to win
>English clubs dabbed on by even italians
Sad!

>Eddie Meme
>great manager
Pick one.

first the worst
second the best

as true today as it ever was

Eddie Meme took Bournemouth from League Two to the Premier League. We're living in his FM save

Literally the biggest wage gap between top and bottom of any league in UEFA

(You) on the bottom left.

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the entirety of these fans is so tryhard
feel sorry for them. literally no one takes them seriously

Buttblasted Livershit fan spotted

truth hurts

I feel sorry for you. You tried so hard to insist they're irrelevant multiple time for years, in Yea Forums. The reek of desperation is kind of endearing.

>he reek of desperation is kind of endearing.
says the man who replied twice

At least he's an actual right back
Man U should be looking at two good players in each position before they get fancy. Ashley Young isn't a full back.

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>needs to prove himself with a screenshot
now who is desperate?

Yes

>I AM THE ETERNAL TRANS DRAGON
>STATE YOUR TRANSFER WISH AND IT WILL BE GRANTED

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I wish Everton sign Wan Bissaka

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De Light to Liverpool la

Javi Martinez to Liverpool

Daily reminer that Liverpool can stil win the treble
>Champions League
>Community Shield
>Super Cup

the total combined wealth of /trans/ to my bank account

Six trophies to win next season if we beat da spuds.

Choc ice into my mouth

I wish losc sign a couple white guys.

>YOUR WISH IS GRANTED

>I CANNOT GRANT THIS WISH. THESE CHOC ICES ARE MINE AND I AM NOT SHARING

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>>Community Shield
>>Super Cup
These are counted for next season.

>shitting on their other players to hail messi

Based Messi FC.

PROOOOOOH :DDD

Community Shield and Super Cup are counted as next season trophies. So, no. They can at best win it next season. The most any club can win is the septuple but they have to enter that meme cup that the winter break continentals enter. So in reality it's sextuple for English teams.

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More than a club.

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>but they have to enter that meme cup that the winter break continentals enter
Won't England be entering it as well? And it seems like most countries only have one domestic cup tournament, unlike England who have two.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I swear there was some other meme intercountry football club tournament that was played then that England no longer enters. But upon researching I can only find the dead Intertoto Cup and shit. Dunno what I was thinking of.

premier league asia?

Not the Club World Cup?

That's it. Thanks.

Cute boy

Think we've sent teams when PL clubs have won the CL. Can you request to not be entered into the League Cup if it will mean too many games?

Not League Cup, no. You have a commitment to domestic cups you have to abide by, so that's why a lot of the time they'll use youth prospects (like Arsenal did and then fail the final). I swear Club World Cup was ignored because it was an extra set of games and it was mainly for the winter break countries to do something but England has all the stuff to do anyway.

Julian Brandt [Bayer Leverkusen - Borussia Dortmund] Reported £22m

Thorgan Hazard [Borussia Monchengladbach - Borussia Dortmund] Reported £30m

English Football League

Sam Allardyce [Bury - Oxford United] Free

Jamie Fielding [Hastings United - Stevenage] Free

Marko Marosi [Doncaster - Coventry] Free

Carlton Morris [Norwich - Rotherham] Loan

confident that are you going to sign a gf this summer anons?

I mean the CWC is basically a huge waste of time because you have to fly to the other side of the world and at best play one half decent side.

Working on securing a deal as we speak, she's responding with a lot of enthusiasm and I'm about to suggest a sit-down to hammer out the details

Do you prefer the new proposed format?

Remind me?

Slim pickings in the free agent market and they don't think I have the financial muscle to meet their wage demands. They also said they want to play at a higher level.

Had a trial at GF FC but she went with a young Ngubu instead

>go to Asia play some South American shitters
>Liverpool and Chelsea still manage to lose

No h-haha

>every 4 years
>replacing the confederations cup
>in the summer
>24 teams
>each confed has different numbers of entrants like in the country world cup
>finalists 5 matches

Sounds like more fun yeah. Currently the big teams get a bye to the semis so a group stage would be more interesting to neutrals who want to see Barca or whoever against a team from Africa or New Zealand.

Nations League > Any other football competition

So you're confirming that the pl doesn't necessitate beating superior teams?

what the fuck are you talking about

>tfw you could be the GOAT but you keep shattering your legs

Literally me. I played at La Masia with Messi and I was better than him until growth spurts fucked my legs up

Based Cleric Beast poster

Not a fan of forgetting files lads.

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>he could be the indisputed GOAT if not for injuries
hate this meme
the way they play makes them goat contenders but also it injures them from time to time
can't have one without the other

That isnt Ledley King

Robben is the ultimate crocked-GOAt

Don't even try and dispute this

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>had 100,000 mancs out getting pissed up on a monday
>"ree they're trying hard"
literally nothing city fans do will make you happy

It is true for people like Wilshere who had their leg broken and never recovered from it. Same thing happened to Eduardo at Arsenal. Then there is people like Ledley King. Then Jonathan Woodgate. Diaby. Hargreaves. Owen. Kewell. Saha. Dyer. Sturridge.

Baca signing more shitters they'll offload to EPLEL clubs for 50M in 2 years.

>Sturridge
CUT MY LEGS INTO PIECES

What do you think of the idea that League cups should be replaced by regional competitions?
So in england for example EFL Cup becomes London Cup, Northeast cup etc

Lads of you think about it all girls are
naked under their cloths

Girls don't exist.

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Imagine how they smell naked haha

t. Lacan

If you think about it girls are just boys with bobs and vegana. Some even have a benis

Not If their pusy is hairy

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How old is Mbappe

happy birthday joe :)

wtf did her benis fall off?

29

Only the trans lads.

Half of Buffon’s age

younger than most of the posters here

Lmao she forgot to put on her underpants. She's so clumsy haha

C U T E

That American Eagle jumper really suits her

This. I've never seen a pusy so how can they be real?

D-damn..

High IQ post. You literally can't disprove it.

>yfw De Ligt signs with United

>100,000
even if you said 1000 Id laugh hysterically

I saw one once but you wouldnt know the girl she goes to a different school

Have sex (with a girl and you will know for sure)

When I was about 11 an older girl cornered me and made me touch her fanny. Bit scary and weird

what would you do if that happened today?

pussies are fucking disgusting.
yeah Im straight but Id sooner suck a dick than lick a flappy puss

What is your stance on rimming?

*confuses the /trans/ lads*

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I prefer it over pussy. especially when theyve just got out of the bath and its clean and warm

Thats a nice pusy

you have a 1/1000 chance of getting a pussy like this

The appeal of pusy is the lack of penis between legs, not the presence of pusy

If his power is great enough, I want Messi to sign for free at Paris FC.
If he needs something more realistic, I want Ben Yedder at Tottenham. He's the perfect support player for Son and Kane.

Well I doubt a woman could corner me that easily today. Dunno depends if she was cute

List of things that are utterly disgusting:
Asians
Rimming
False transfer rumours
Not rating the Nations League

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48371633

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Funnily enough, I had a friend who was literally this.
He was amazingly good for his age, but a combination of two nasty and badly healed right knee injuries and bad temper killed any possible professional career.
He had everything at 14, pace, strength, laser-assisted 60 meters long passes, good work rate, both feet, etc.
Jimmy, you fucked up.

Fucking Diaby.

This post and your flag Made me think of Gourcuff and that one goal against PSG

youtu.be/2rtN5lHCCC8

nonce

a good left back to Rangers pls

>Rangers
just say QPR

Take Moreno la
He's free!

pls buy mendy

Had a dream Zinchenko played for Leicester digits

Imagine putting your benis in those holes haha :D

anal is amazing and I refuse to go back to fucking pussy.
there I said it

Tell me about... The Goblin Man

Gourcuff was talented, but he was also a huge faggot and emerged when France was dogshit.
He's terrible now.

>United touched base with Bayer Leverkusen to ask about Brandt's availability only to discover he had chosen to move to Dortmund last week. Dortmund announced the €25million signing of Brandt on Wednesday. (Manchestereveningnews)
KEK, never change Poonited.

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>touched base with Bayer Leverkusen to ask about Brandt's availability
wow that's the kind of aggressive transfer policy they need

Do you think they need help. They should hire /trans/ to keep them up to date

>€25m
there should be an investigation into how Shartmond always get deals on the cheap. I guarantee there is undeclared money exchanging between owners

How can I see deleted posts without using 4chanX?

lmao

Archive, la

GF to user transfer

Any updates from supermarket user?

based milly outing hendo on social media

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>hendo is a brony
this explains a lot

He's /ourguy/

>Jordan B Henderson explaining the archetypal nature of Liverpool

Based

IIRC caffeine can potentially cause diarrhoea under certain circumstances.

Depends on the circumstances.

The Club World Cup is on hiatus for the years before the revamped version comes out in 2021. As for being able to decline to play, I think it was only for when it was a one off between European champions and South American champions. It's no longer allowed for the Club World Cup.

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7062493/Leicester-City-favourites-sign-Arjen-Robben-free-transfer-leaves-Bayern-Munich.html

ROBBEN TO LEICESTER

Wasn't Eduardo's fault though.

*puts Leicester shirt back on*
FUCKING GET IN
ABLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Mahrez is just the shitty Arab Robben, really

not happening

wtf haha

what the..

plastics

He's a chav

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/trans/ is made up mostly of plastics, yes

>gawjuz
What?

I'm the first to /lifelong/ again.

>favourite other player
>Ronaldo
you know realise he is the one causing all the failure

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"gorgeous" I think? My geordie is a bit dusty.

I miss when the internet was happy and genuine. Too much irony and sarcasm now.

>Kevin Strootman, 29
What the fuck? I could have sworn he was 35

United aren't really the biggest idiots here

What the fuck are Leverkusen doing selling to a rival for 25m euros when they knew english clubs were interested

Wish we could turn back time

metro.co.uk/2019/05/22/liverpool-considering-selling-xherdan-shaqiri-villarreals-samuel-chukwueze-radar-9654703/

I genuinely regret not spending all my time on the internet.

MACKEM ISNT GEORDIE TAKE I BAK RIGH NOW YA CUNT

He has the knees of a 40 year old

>with ppl like Messi, Fbregas, Aguero, Nani, Bojan, Benzema, Pato and Walcott
I guess he did better than Bojan, Pato and Walcott

I'd say he did better than Nani too.

The age of IRC-IM-forums was great. If you wanted to exchange opinions about a certain topic, you had to find a community and you could speak with people with common interests. Nowadays, social media have given a platform to every fucking retard out there to voice their retarded opinion through "memes" and since it's easier to get attention over there, forums and communities with years of history have faded.

Fuck social media for replacing forums, fuck youtube clickbait for replacing free, well thought out articles, fuck ad blocking for making people monetize everything else, fuck the internet.

There must be a clause, or a secret deal somewhere.

Was really torn on that one desu but fair

I almost never been part of any forum, and I'm here since 2006.

Portugal squad for the Nations League finals

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>rest of Yea Forums falling for dumb rumours
feels good to be a trans partition

Hot drinks induce peristalses. Shit also requires liquid to move smoothly. That's why.

>Stephy Mavididi is now playing with Arsenal
Good ol' Arsenal totally fucking up their youth as usual.

Sorry, playing with Juventus after being released by Arsenal. Lmao.

>A French judge has charged the president of Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) football club, Nasser Al-Khelaifi, with corruption over Qatari bids to host the world athletics championships.

>Fuck social media for replacing forums
This is the one that upsets me the most.

He had a release clause, yeah. Same with Schulz, and Hazard had already announced he was either moving to Dortmund this season or next

>Hazard had already announced he was either moving to Dortmund this season or next
must run in the family.

twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1131578676024369158

Joey Barton is #WOKE

What went wrong?

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Eh you can still find forums out there, but they tend to be more technical, to take advantage of the search function and sticky options.
Like forums for lawnmowers or strimmers and other boomer things.

Looks a bit like fat Tyson Fury there

Joey confirmed for having a clean room

>no football to watch for DAYS
bored lads

D-d-do you want to play FIFA?

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I havent owned a vidya system in years sorry mate

Take the /sumo/ pill

Should get a /trans/ mafia session going

>he doesnt rate the Scottish Championship playoff

>Still playing FIFA

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Relegation game today.

worth watching?

It's 2019 lad, who still plays FUT

Never played it, what are managers for ?

Dunno, I just want to laught at Stuttgart. Also only the first leg.

boosting chemistry

Trippier had like 3 decent games this season.
Hope Spurs jew 35m out of him.

U20 World Cup starts today

>Trippier had like 3 decent games this season.
when?

voted labour lads

>VVD voted American Fans Player of the Year.
Explain yourselves, yanks.

>already missed more of Mexico v Italy
ffs

they like big black men

Big, bl...

Voted Brexit party tbqh

...

Poonion is going to shit the bed like always
gonna be a very unfun watch, but I'm starved for proper footy

There's Dundee United v St. Mirren tonight.

Playoff finals are this Bank Holiday weekend too.

>even if you were able to talk to this woman and successfully pull you'd end up getting murdered by her brothers

Muslim's are the ultimate teases

VVD is everyone's Player of the Year user. Once Liverpool win the CL and he captains the Netherlands to Nations League victory he'll be winning the Ballon d'Or.

Just packed this. was gonna buy Rivaldo for my LW slot.

Any idea if nedved or rivaldo are better?

Heard nedved works better at CAM

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Meeeeeeeeehiiiiiiiiico

I love Nedved for his 5* weak foot, Rivaldo only has 2* and ends up suffering a lot for it

>Picard teaser comes out
>looks like shit, Kurtzman still in charge
>new Terminator trailer
>looks like shit

wew

>no Chong, Mejbri, Fellaini midfield

Where are the fucking transfers?

Any Don Balon exclusives?

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>Judith Kerr's dead
Ah fuck

she was 300 yrs old m8

Brehs

What good stuff has come out recently?

Did City put in a buy-back clause for Sancho when they sold him?

How big must my Wallet be to get a gf like that?

Chernobyl is meant to be great

No they tried but couldnt

No, they have first refusal and a 15% sell on clause

Which footballer do you think you would be best friends with?

For me, it's Aguero. He seems lonely and we could trade feels with each other

Against City.
Against Everton, the first leg.
Can't remember a third one.

He's still living off that WC goal

Might bun a big fat spliff lads

Should I download tinder and embarass myself again?

Want a gf or just to get your dick wet?

>Hot drinks induce peristalses.
I could've sworn iced coffee works just as well as hot coffee.

dating apps are so weird
that's not how is supposed to work at all
you find a gf by just living your life and then eventually coming across a girl you like

Try Bumble instead, I found that to be a lot more fund and 'succesful'

>tfw the only thing preventing me from getting Tinder is the fact that I'm almost friendless and have literally no pictures to upload

So why hasn't city won the cl and won the pl so many times

Yes.

take the bumble pill

This is how you end up lonely

>tfw using pictures half a decade old
Both desu. Do want to desecrate a white slag with some pert titties

whats the difference?

Thats what i mean. They're so cringy and unnatural, I've got to put myself on display and hit them with witty lines just to even get a reply.

no
This is how you end up lonely if you're mentally ill

Just pretended you're memeing with anons and you'll be fine

Just bee urself lol

VIRGIN GANG

based

lads, feeling so empty without my weekly football dose.

Can only speak for the Netherlands, but the girls seem to be more serious on it and there's less of them looking only for online validation

Also the girl has to message you first so you have something to work with even if it's just a 'Hey there'

That's basically how I met my wife.
We became basically best friend, and a few months after we were falling in love.

Ronaldo and Wolves

Isnt tinder mostly for hookups? I found that the more serious options generate more serious result so to speak.

No, they don't.

Wan Bissaka to Everton

Good for you. For some people the love of your life isnt in your usual social circle. All the reletionships I've had from that way of meeting people have been so-so. Dating apps makes it easier to find someone that suits you. Thinking that they are wierd is limiting yourself.

nice one

based

The Terror. Well, I didn't enjoy the last two episodes too much but other than that it was kino.

just be urself1!

German relegation
LIVE

GET HYPED

Watching scottish relegation instead

BREHS can you even satisfy a girl like that with a 8x6'' wallet

Based

Nonce team """"tapping up"""" young boys. Not surprised. Have you seen their manager? Proper nonce vibes from that one.

these are fake brainlet

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Are those fake as well?

What do tiddies smell like?

all natty

Like bags of sand

We can tell they are fake

Alright

Bag of salt n milk

PLEASE HAVE SEX

Ok

Tfw you share this thread with literal virgins

Tfw you share this planet with literal virgins

>I-i-its fake!!! Klopp w-w-wouldnt do that!
Hard cope from this dude.

I just had, you can ask my sister

Based Oscar

Where did this meme that Neymar fucks his sister come from?

*dabs*

Reality

...

From him inserting his penis in his sister's vagina

y7eah but how did we find out?

My name is Cristiano Ronaldo

Same

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48387311

>Wayne Routledge will play for Swansea City after all in 2019-20 after signing a new deal on reduced wages.

>The 34-year-old had been technically club-less after being released last weekend along with Wilfried Bony.

>But that was done with the intention of re-signing the former Crystal Palace winger to a new one-year deal.

>Routledge waived a clause that would have triggered a contract renewal last season with talks put on hold until the end of the campaign.

>For one season, I was stranded in Turin with only one goal -- Winning the Champions League

What the fuck happened with Bony, he was decent at Swansea back then.

stupidly went to man city for more money and died

his return to swansea was a disaster

Exploding knees

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yourvotematters.eu/en/

Literally just voted la

Voted this morning

didn't vote lol

96 edit now

Official: #Liverpool have received the most in prize money £152.425m from the #PremierLeague for the 18/19 season. More than the champions from #ManCity £150.986m, #Arsenal £142.193m. Least Huddersfield £97.628m

Standing in the queue to vote right now, I love elections /trans/ lads

hope brexshitters get BTFO

WE DID IT LADS

Vote? But I was told the EU was all unelected

Why, of all teams is Napoli going to spend 35m on, of all defenders, Kieran Trippier?

>Huddersfield get almost £100m for being absolute shit

the council of elders do not change

You can vote but you can't elect, duh

>iron_golem.jpg

If jones-smalling-young are not sold before the season starts, it’s going to be another fucking horrible year.

SOMEONE PLEASE. TAKE THEM.

this pic should be next threads OP

i think smalling is ok desu. cant be easy playing with jones every week

young valencia rojo and jones are dogshit and need to go though, bailly too

>it’s going to be another fucking horrible year.
Thats a matter of perspective haha

Hard at work getting ready for the European finals.

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strawpoll.me/18042617
]

how cucked must you be to vote cut?

>white people

gonna make a new thread and a pic of Tommy Robinson as the OP

its only right. Vote for Tommy

That's a great team desu.

Whose Tommy?

no. he got dabbed on by a paki

manlet /pol/tard

You're meant to vote Nige, lad.

says so right in the post, retard
have sex

new

some antifa guy who punched a nazi

I wish I was a literal virgin.

Parachute payment la

>4 posts early
Yikes

500