/mlb/

/mlb/ is an orc friendly general. Orcphobes can fuck off back to/pol/

Phillies @ Cubs
Might not be back for first pitch, so made it early.

>/mlb/ is an orc friendly general. Orcphobes can fuck off back to/pol/
Totally agree.

Wrong.

Xenos scum will be terminated.

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>Wrong.
I am a friend of orckind.

Play nice!

This is now a Yea Forumsor/tg/uy thread

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Someone make a god damn Doyers thread.

What is the most absurd trap in baseball?

Why? So i can waste my witty remarks on myself?

Don't worry user we can talk about stuff.

Hi one and all. I'm glad to report to you that the psychopaths have seemed to calm down. Please enjoy the luxuries that /mlb/ has to offer.

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>Nigger Collision

Listed

What list?

Dearest Godgers, there has been a recent surge in Reckerposting. What do you think is the cause of that? You do the lord’s work. Thank you.

oh his list of cocks to suck. It's a huge list

I have noticed that too. Perhaps he thought l since I was not here that he could get away with it. Gimme some time, I'm on the case again.

Why couldn't you idiots do that last series?

He is the reckerposter, stupid

>I have noticed that too. Perhaps he thought l since I was not here that he could get away with it. Gimme some time, I'm on the case again.
Do you think Recker himself is a reckerposter?

this since you never see godgers and the reckerposter at the same time

Hmm... someone needs to inspect the inspector

Welcome to the list.
Perhaps. I do not think so though unless he was posting in the dugout a couple years ago.

you can't put me on the list just cause you got exposed

In my line of work we must discern between logic and intuition. Where are the facts to back such a claim up? I want this scumbag gone just like you, but we won't do it with false accusations. We must do so diligently. Until you propose me a valid argument, you have just been listed. Ta Ta

>He is the reckerposter, stupid
Why would you think Godgers is the reckerposter?

on the other hand prove to me you aren't, it goes both ways. Other wise i have to shoo the reckerposter off for the good of the thread

>on the other hand prove to me you aren't, it goes both ways. Other wise i have to shoo the reckerposter off for the good of the thread
Why do some on /mlb/ associate Recker with going both ways?

Bless you, Godgers.

Random accusations are the cry of the baseless.

-IG

hmmmm this is a trick question, not today he who must not be named

God bless you Inspector

just give him some time, he'll figure it out

Remember when people thought Realmuto was better than Sanchez?

Who do I have to fuck to watch a Cardinals game these days?

I call him Realhomo

>this absolute damage control
Just admit you like men's butts and gtfo

what anime is this

Ignored. Please let me know when you're ready for a mature discussion.

foodexsport.com/mlb-games/royals-vs-cardinals/

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>Homo Gayley

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>Just admit you like men's butts and gtfo
Men’s butts?

this is fucking crazy

So is it the Tampa Bay Rays as in sunlight or Rays as in animals?

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shut up bitch

Eat shit dickbag

Raymonds as in everyone loves them

burn in a fire and die!

Get out.

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kys faggot

>the best team in baseball was just the victim of a triple play
oof

The only good post ITT

Is this actual factual autism?

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cringe!!! everyone cringe spotted!!!

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t. high speed low drag full throttle autism

get a load of this mentally handicapped man! someone get him a rubiks cube!

HURR DURR.... ME TARDID ....

What the fuck is wrong with this general.

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>you can hear rich hill yell out "FUCK" when he pitches ball 4

yeah, i do believe he is absolutely based

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just another 5-6 years before /mlb/ is good again

THE GENNY IS ACTUALLY BONA FIDE INSANITY!! SOMEONE PUT SOME ORGANIZATION TO THIS CHAOS!!! IM HONESTLY SCARED

It'll be hard to top the triple golden age.

Where are those Mariners fans when you need them?

At home watching apehoop.

They're always here!

>Where are those Mariners fans
Scattered back to their hovels like they do this time of year, every year

Holy shit the mad man. He did actually scream.

>are those Mariners fans
LMAO!!

How do we stop them, bros?

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where the roylies bros at to put these memie memes in a seeth?

pls let >us win a title for the first time in 31 years

>How do we stop them
Wait til their bullpen comes up

I'm trying world record of Orbeez in my ass

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Dodgers piss me off

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>Pie Rats

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>Los Doyeres del Pueblo Losangeles

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No bigots allowed.

Baseball is everyone's sport.

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Why is Recker, a male, associated with the feminine in baseball?

>Not being racist as fuck in 2019
jajajaja pendejo you need to go back.

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bros i kinda miss him

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>world series preview for the dodgers

i miss pic related more

>tfw 2017 was supposed to be his swan song where he rode off into the sunset with a ring
>kershaw blew it for everyone in game 5
>retard roberts made autistic sp choices in g7 that shouldn't have even been a thing in the first place

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not a fan of these dodger fans

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bro he was kinda garbage and a brainlet.

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But I am burger.

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They need an ICE visit.

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Alright, you better stay in California.

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Fucking bullpen

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I'm cool user dont worry.

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>Getting BTFO by manlet pornstar catchers

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>ethier and kemp are going to retire without a ring
Bros, they didn't deserve this.

>Doyer players
Yeah they do.

Is Carter Stewart a genius? I'm sure most of the idea belongs to Scott Boras, but if he can pull this off why shouldn't guys go to Japan till they are 25?

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Oh man
Blessed Roylies coming back bros, pray for em

Not everyone is a quasi human looking hapa.

imagine being a phillies fan. 150+ years old and only 2 rings. What a failure of a team
also they are a second wild card team at best this year

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Did you know the Phillies were the first professional sports team to lose 10,000 games?

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My Rockies are elite desu :)

Fuck off, Spilly.

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I was at that game lmao I think I have my stub somewhere

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DAT MARLINS ARE ON FIRE

It could be worse you can be a choker like the barves. always great in the regular season but losing in the first round

5 IN A ROW

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nast kek

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>only 2.5 better than the marlins

holy shit I didnt think they would be this bad. decent but not bad

>Losing a gorillion dollar player to stepping in a hole
lmaoooooo

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someone should shop this guy with some crutches

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>@SBNationMLB Angels-Twins was postponed due to weather tonight in Anaheim. It was just the 17th Angels home rainout in 59 seasons as a franchise

I feel like the marlins did that in one year when they were playing at Joe Robbie

>Losing a gorillion dollar player to stepping in a hole
This is a blessing for the Mets. It’s a possibility they’ll save $40 million on someone who will never be good again, but yet they’ll be forced to play

>Signing the Top Gun hat guy

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Imagine being the MLB and getting out foxed by this kid.

They still have to put that money toward Bobby Bonilla

idk that was the story of the 09-11 Phillies. Especially that 2010-2011 team should have won a ring

Damn Samardzjia looks like shit

>gnats

>don't hustle
>eh one time thing
>do it again the next day
>get called out
>okay fuck it I'll hustle this time
>body so unused to it you fuck up and end up on the DL
kek cano. it's like bruce hopper slipping off first base all over again

>jint

>getting shut out in game 5
>by the cardinals
philthies kek

>Reds blew two leads today
bruh

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As annoying as Bobby Bonilla day is, it’s not like deferred contracts are uncommon. That Bonilla one isn’t even the worst
mobile.twitter.com/mikemayerMMO/status/1013295573779312640

>that twitter prof pic
>mest

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>1-0
Halladay gave it all he had

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The Nationals are now only 2.5 games ahead of the Marlins LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

dads desu

So, /mlb/, it's come to this...

twitter.com/TheRenderSports/status/1131373410741903361

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thats why the ban the shift stuff is so stupid
pitcher misses his spot or the batter is any semblance of good and its a free hit

guys is dick mountain okay?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anthony Recker has a ________.

woman's ass

My Barves gonna take first place by Friday and will remain there for rest of the season since we have easy comfy schedule even after the all star break. All is good with the world. Thanks Cubbies btw

>Marlins sweep Mets
>Mets about to sweep Nats
>Nats/Marlins series starts Friday night
If Marlins sweep, they’re out of last place. We’re about to find out who’s the worst team in baseball

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Lillie’s since despite all the signings, still can’t get past third place

>woman's ass
Why do you say that?

She’s no bitch nigga like no-heart Kenley Jansen

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>Padres are a team on the rise
>Could make it to the Playoffs
>Is being held back by Shitty Machado, awful pitching staff, and their dumbfuck manager

What’s the most absurd trap in baseball?

>doyers
I'll take the split but holy shit I hate how inconsistent the pen is
Based wizard

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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Phillies out of first place by the beginning of next week kek

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What they get for keeping the Jew this long as manager. Least the flyers got rid of their Jew before the half way point even though it was too late.

>white sox are dad dicking the assblows

hol up

the fucking whos are choking

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What did you expect?

>whos

And the sky is blue

ba ba ba ba based

Why do posters here say Recker has a woman’s ass? Does he have a woman’s body overall?

Reckermania is running wild!

Damn the whos accidentally won a game

At least the Cubbies won so it's not that big of a deal

You had ONE FUCKING JOB assblows
God damn what a hatable team rainweather fans fuck you fuck off FUCK FUCK NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

So it was, shall it always be.

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Listed

I have been saying from the beginning of the season the braves need to use some of those young starting arms in the bullpen. I don't think any free agent acquisitions can truly solve it at this point, so might as well save the money

Why damn? What do the White Sox have to do with the Cubs?

Two words
Craig Kimbrel

o i own ya
n i pwn ya
so please pay me

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This actually makes so much sense now. And he can be paid what he's worth too.

How ironic would it be if the barves actually did sign Kimbrel?

They're white because their pale skin is from living in the Cubs' shadow.

oh welcome to my list asshole

Which white players have yellow skin?

What's a list asshole?

it’s like rain on your wedding day

This video and him choking for the Roid Sox in 2011 will be why I don't want to see the Cubs have anything to do with Papelbon

Don't worry Big Pappy doesn't give a shit about the scrubs.

>Mets get swept by marlins
>but could sweep the fucking gnats

I have no idea what this fucking team does anymore besides send me on a rollercoaster

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the white sox stole eloy and the cubbies are stuck with schwarbage and heyward

Well it's not like he gave a shit about winning

Papelbon is still alive?

>gnats
But the Mets haven't played the Giants yet.

>Big Pappy

>cusb fans want eloy back now that he's hitting home runs

lmao

Harper wasn't able to finish the job.

actual headline

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Tickle him until he can't breathe no more

give him the spankies... I wanna see tears

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Give him a slice of cake. A tall cold glass of whole milk. Sing him a song, something sweet. Tell him people like him.

Marlins will be your 2019 borld weries chaps

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>jints

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OH HERE COMES THE PHOTO SPAMMING ASHOLE!

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>could

lol

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build him up...maybe a few kissies to boot. tell him he's pretty... make him feel good... then destroy his self esteem

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Holy shit that's a yuge dog.

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>Doyers Mexico flag color jersey
That's literally the most Mexican thing I've ever seen, and I've been to non resort town Mexico.

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Finals just ended so i can dodger post more

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Metsies fan here!

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put this asshole in a seeth... make it one he wouldn't even believe..

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Why do posters here say Recker has a woman’s ass? Does he have a woman’s body overall?

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The golden age of /mlb/ is long and it is good

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I'm not Joey Gallie

>Mets-Nats have played 12 times
>Braves-Nats have played 0 times
what did the MLB schedule mean by this?

mlb died when the cubs won

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Where is anime Barves?

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Nvm

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They thought the Nats wouldn’t be a dumpster fire and tried to setup le epic August-September division race. Look at the scheduling for the Braves-Phillies too

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Mets also don't have a home series against the Braves until the end of June
All of the weirdness is with the barves schedule

Yikes
This wasn't me, Agent, I always respected law enforcement

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Doyerfan posting is worse than reckerposting.

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this is an outrage

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????????????????

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I would NOT fuck with that thing.

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I'm looking for someone with photoshop skills to create an image of the virgin Pete Alonso and chad Bryce Harper please and thank yous.

hot

That's really hurtful

>I would NOT fuck with that thing.
Would you fuck Recker? Why or why not?

damn phillies fans look like that?!?

>pete alonso
>1.6 fWAR in his rookie season

>bruce horper
>1.6 fWAR after signing a 350 million dollar contract

No, too much ass. Jessica Mendoza, however...

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>/r9k/ garbage
fuck off

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Leave our wife alone

Look up Bryce Harper's rookie season WAR kthxbye

>All this 3DPD and American 'art'
Step aside for high quality content.

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So who do the Nationals trade? Do they just move Rendon and try to bring him back later or do they really rip it down?

They trade the Cubs their closer.

scherzer to the cards

that's more like it

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If a team trades for Scherzer are they responsible for all of the deferred money on his deal or just the deferred money for the seasons they have him?

Shields to the Cardies

cardies get shields?! nooo wayyy:D

HAPPENING

is he really a card tho?

>the city of BAJP

>it happened

Look we have a day game and a dinosaur out on the field right now, so I’ll keep this brief. Ken Rosenthal is out here stumping for James Shields, and he’s dead-on to say this veteran should have a job right now as likely one of the best 150 starters in baseball.

kek

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Dios mio

la creatura

You shut the fuck up about Tony Two Bags you hear?

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I thought I knew, but I really didn't

>2.84 ERA

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twitter.com/NBCSPhilly/status/1131015047562575872
300 million well spent.

moar?

During late night /mlb/, /npb/ will rise!
youtube.com/watch?v=I25glN6hdS4

Tsubakuro does it again!
youtube.com/watch?v=auDBbdcnUVo

I wish I lived in japan. Looks comfy. Would miss burgerland however.

Anthony Recker looks like a _______ because he ________.

japan here AMA

Japanese Mascots operate on another level

>Using a T-shirt gun launcher on an elderly grounds crew member at point blank range? No problem
youtube.com/watch?v=ELiguoKvfqA

>Japan
>Has an American flag
>Doubt.jpeg

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Thank you friends for these great images. I often wonder why people that find 3DPD attractive even bother coming to this board. I think we have a couple containment boards for them like /s/.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JCHhWtBDdy4
They even hold cross over events
>Hey Fanatic, YOU LOST!
No respect, no respect I tells yah.

Slowpoke.jpg

Good morning, boys.

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>ctrl F
>no "best team in baseball"

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>ctrl F
>woman's ass
We're about on par.

based and twinspilled

>t___s
What's in the blank?

Tits also the twins are probably gonna collapse somehow

huh, generals really did kill Yea Forums

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but cringe is always right, enjoy the eventual collapse

Imagine having 2014 Kershaw, 2016 Hill and Maeda, 2018 Buehler and Urias, and 2019 Ryu with this year's Dodgers lineup with 2017 Taylor? My dick would explode.

who do they lose the world series to?

nyy v bal gamethread

bos @ tor gamethread

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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They'll face the Astros in the Eries this year again so it could be them. But I think this will be the Doyers year. 3rd time's the charm. Plus they shouldn't face any real trouble in the NL since the Brewers are Yelich baby's and the rest of the NL is a meme. Ditto for the AL and the Astros path to the Eries.

Trips for truth

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i feel you except the astros win their second and either correa or springer win series mvp

>huh, generals really did kill Yea Forums
The soccer faggots killed Yea Forums
Let’s go Mets!

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I still don't understand why soccer doesn't have it's own general called /soc/ or /sc/. oh wait europoors can't run a thread let alone a general

The Astros woild btfo of the dodgers if they met again in the WS.

Anthony Recker looks like a _______ because he ________.

baseball player because he is

“An absolutely moronic play by Dozier” - kek, I love you Gary Cohen

>baseball player because he is
Not anymore.

Phillies @ Cubs
Whoops on the subject line.

Mets claimed Aaron Altherr off waivers.

>mfw Mets are slowly coming back but I know they aren’t going anywhere
At least they’re good entertainment until hockey season returns in October

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Bush-league Nats acting like children again. Yikes. What a terrible organization, top to bottom.

They only look good because they're playing against the Nats

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too early to post >cusb or scuba kek scuba?

>too early to post >cusb or scuba kek scuba?
It’s never too early.

Gsellman just gave up 3 in the eighth. Fml. Fortunately the Nats bullpen is even worse so the metsies still have a chance

scuba kek scuba cusb kek succubus

METS SNAG SHIELDS

CAR
A
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GO
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>METS SNAG SHIELDS
Pothead.

Ahahahaha

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Nast bullpen loses it again. Kek!

AAAAAAAAA

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carlosgoatmex

nasties kek nasties

>nast

At least tickets will be cheap this summer

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>"generals are cancer!"
>every non general thread is a brap or feet thread
Go back

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he honestly had no idea

Scherzer gonna get traded to the chaddies

>yaks

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

fucking dumb fuck

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uh oh here comes the dipshit

Astros fan here, fuck the yankees, philliies,doyers,twins,and cubs. brewers,indians,rays,and padres are fine.

He just said the opposite! He said the OPPOSITE of what's fine

Wow, what a reasonable post.

oh and fuck the >rags. get used to it

based...based stro bro... go stros...

Orioles have the worst record now actually. Marlins have their first five-game winning streak since 2016.

Is Hunter Dozier for real or was he just an early season flash in the pan?

The pan hasn't even begun to flash dickhead

hey cockface we didn't even light the stove yet asshole

the campfire hasn't even begun scumfuck

Kys

Sorry

my apologies sir

For me, it’s hating the shithole of houston and chiraq

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Look, honestly, let me tell you, my bad dogg. That was my bad

How utterly insensitive! Don't you know people drowned during the hurricane?

Is C/a/rter Stewart a weeaboo?

Baseball is endless suffering.

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The Padres will send you a few pitching prospects for Scherzer

No fuck you and your shit teams!

go twisn
get well soon mister Garver

oh shit damn I fucked up, I really screwed the pooch

Fuck you. You'll never get him.

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>people

Scherzie to the Dads!

Excuse me what were you jealous maggots saying about the Yankees earlier?

Stinkees

Sorry. Not gonna happen. Thanks for Trea Turner though.

die die die!!!!

Scherzer is gonna lead the daddies to a world series

The Marlins and Nationals are tied in the loss column

Marlins don't have the will to win

tankb owl

tankathon.com/mlb

twins - angels turning into the home run derby for the twinks

"I think I'm gonna take dicks"
-Derek Falvey, Twins VP 2019

Absolutely based post

SNY shitposting
mobile.twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1131658307469533186

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so it turns out the Phillies really aren't that good huh

Better than you're shitty team lol

Phillies are shit and over paid for some asshole that does hair flips

Has there ever been such thing as a walkoff double play? As if the bases were loaded in the bottom of the 9th in a tie game or it was a 1st and 3rd situation with 0 outs and the batter grounds into a DP of 2nd and 1st but the guy on 3rd still scored to win the game?

>Dodgers
no lol

Cubs fan here.

baseball-reference.com/blog/archives/14086.html
Twice, apparently

cubs fan here

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Cubs win. It's early but we all know where it's going

PILLIES ABOUT TO BLOW IT

HAHAHAHAHAHA FAILIES LOLOLOL

>PHILTHIES KEK
>330 MILLION DOLLARS

cope
also fuck you I didn't forget

Holy shit the Angels suck

But Ohtani and Trout?

apologize

330 Million Dollars lol

DOUBLE SWEEPS

6 WINS IN A ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>$426 million

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>trout is responsible for pitching
wooooooooooow

>walk off triple play

um how does that work?

>426
>MILLION
>DOLL HAIRS

>scuba
Kek scuba

Read the blurb at the top of the charts. The triple plays aren't "walk offs" they're just game ending triple plays. The two double play walk offs are what the guy asked for.

Dumb fielding

Reminder this is the final standings for the NL East
>illies
>barves
>mests
>fish
>gnats
only the illies and barves will be in it come August

>Angels getting murdered in the outfield
>Los Angeles Anaheim Baseball club

Ladies and gentlemen your Philadelphia Phillies MVPs

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>Gnats
>NL East
What the fuck is wrong with you?

cope

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You're thinking of the vaginats.

cubniggers

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330 million dollars lol

Sorry I'll take my leave

F this, I'm out. See ya. osta lavista!

He is responsible for not being able to afford real pitching tho

I'm out of here

Okay baseball gods yeah I laughed about the memeiners getting smacked by minnesota the other day you didn't have to piss on me like this.

/mlb/ would be better without the cubs, astros and red sox

>no results found
>Commissioning an image just to post it on Yea Forums to push your narrative.
The absolute state of the San Francisco Gnats

>inb4 big dick sano makes it 18-2

Based dodgerbro laying down the truth bants

Rent free

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im not los doyers. in fact fuck them too

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Based dodgerbro...based

>Forcing it on Twitter
Your shame knowns no bounds.

My Twins...8 more home runs today...Y'all better take notice

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>all them twinger dingers

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Fuck yeah Twins

>being held back by their shit pitching staff
Correct
>dumbfuck manager
Even more correct
>shitty machado
Lol no. More like Ian Kinsler and Austin hedges. They need tatis back and they'll be ok again

Big result if true

wtf Kepler
you're winning by 14, you dont need to grady sizemore into the wall for that

>Minnesota blows a 13 run lead
Check my digits

Season Team Homeruns Final (5/23/19):

1 - Twins: 98 HRs in 49 Games ( 2.000 HR/Game)

2 - Mariners: 93 HRs in 52 Games ( 1.788 HR/Game)

X - League Avg: 64 HRs in 49 Games ( 1.306 HR/Game)

30 - Marlins: 32 HRs in 47 Games ( 0.681 HR/Game)

Other Fun Stats:

Twins season on-pace Homeruns: 324 HRs

Team Record: 225 HRs / League Record: 267 HRs

Season Runs Total: 287 (Runs/Game: 5.86)

>Memeiners

Imagine paying Matt Harvey 11 million dollarydoos after he already got lit the fuck up the past three (2+1) seasons. Imagine being surprised when he sucks even worse this year.

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9 run lead now

NO NOT LA STELLA
NO

>losedians in charge of making the playoffs

tfk these twins lifelongers come from

Kiermaier just killed 2 indians

Occasional reminder that the Kansas City Royals are winning the World Series in 2021 and there is nothing you can do about it

Shut up bitch

>twins lifelongs come crawling out of the woodworks
This is even more embarassing than xeattlefans.

looks like spankies are back on the menu boys

Put him in a seeth that takes him back to 2014

Someone give this dum retard kissies on his dickie

Uhm no sweatie the padres will be completing their repeat on that year

Grab him by the wrist. Pull him close. Quote movies in his ear. Good ones. Shawshank Redemption. Too popular. Maybe a summer movie. Whisper "I didn't kill my wife" and he'll whisper back "I don't care"

Honestly, are there any fans here that aren't lifelongs?

>tomahawk chop in san francisco

Grab him by the hips... Make sure he's uncomfortable... A gentle kissie on the cheek to boot...Mmmm...

Cubs

Royals

Braves

The absolute state of the gnats

Neutral observer here:
The real answer is the Blue Jays. Just look at the Canadian flags.

?

What the hell are you talking about?

The Gnats are currently getting BTFO by the Atlanta Braves 5-4 in extra.
It's over, start the fire sale, sell Bumgardner to a team that's not a total meme.

Lurk more user

Twins are fucking shit and their collapse is going to be massive come June and I will enjoy drinking every last tear while the WINdians sail past you motherfos and take what's theirs. Twins fans, enjoy this while you can. Love

Are the Braves based?

Lifelong Twins fan here since based Joey Maurer was diggin' balls out of the dirt at first. Here we go twinnies here we go *stomp clap* here we go twinnies here we go *stomp clap* here we go twinnies here we go *stomp clap*

Based and Wahoopilled

Fuck outta here dumbshit bandwagoner

I'm sorry, sometimes I get ahead of myself and post without thinking.

Gnats guy's hateboner for us is harmless

GG Braves

>JOE MAURER

Is he the guy who played against Craig Biggio?

Ol Pepop took me to see Biggio play down at the Astrodome, course they were in the National League at the time

>Astrodome
You mean the Metrodome?

What did he mean by that

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The chad NL East is on the rise
The virgin NL Central is cringe and shit

Gnats and you BTFO

The retard barves drafted the weeaboo last year and let Brady Singer fall all the way down to the Royals

Grayson Rodriguez is better than Singer desu

I AINT NO BREATHE
YOU HEARD THE MAN

Get this hothead outta here!

Billy Eppler has quietly been one of the worst GMs in baseball, but his big moves [Trout extension, Ohtani, Simmons] and the shit situation he inherited are covering it up. 36 year old washed Ian Kinsler making you decide against getting Mike Moustakas? $38M for Zack Cozart? ~$20M guaranteed between Harvey and Cahill on a team that already has a tight budget because of Pujols? He's probably pissed that David Fletcher, one of the last DiPoto guys, actually hit well enough to grab a spot.

His first wave of prospects had better pan out or he should be right out the door.

Do retards really think this?

A clue: it's honestly something we never had

Oh, I forgot giving Justin Upton another year on his contract at full price just because he threatened to opt-out. Let him! No one was going to beat what he had coming to him already.

>eternal royals guy larps as a losedians fan for attention because his own team is so shit

WE DIDN'T KNOW I SWEAR WE HAD NO CLUE!!!

Gallie gang report in!

schwarbie squad reporting to make ya seeth!

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*wins MVP*
*makes fish man seethe*

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Why is the ohtani situation bad?

*owns you*

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new:

500th post for bulju is generational

Ohtani isn't bad, that is one of his few good moves that is obscuring his generally poor handling of the major league roster.

Anthony Recker looks like a _______ because he ________.

>swept by a fucking fish

>loses two World Series in a row

As it always should of been. Kino Lillie’s vs Barves to the death for first

They only won the last one because mest lol. Most clown World Series of the decade that one was