/nrl/

>yfw it’s a Cronk vs. Smith retirement Grand Final with a side serving of back-to-back

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I'm seriously fucking depressed that julia won't make her origin debut or feature in the nrlw this year lads

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based cliffy

Good tier
>Tigers, Dragons, Raiders, Manly
Alright tier
>Parra, South's, Warriors, Panthers
Shit tier
Everybody else

Nicole give me just one more chance. Remember when we first met at the year 6 farewell

How shitty do you think the behind the scenes at penrith are right now

ivan you here lad?

It's Ivanka now

>Girdler says things are so dire at the foot of the mountains, that Penrith fans should go just to experience the new Bankwest Stadium.
>"They'll be tough to beat out there," he said of the Eels.
>"To all the (Panthers) fans, I know they're doing it tough right now, but if you get a chance, go out - just for the experience - because it's an amazing facility.
>"The result won't go our way, but it's certainly worth going and checking out the stadium."

Perth Panthers

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>Perth Panthers
>Western Sydney Eels
>Tasmanian Tigers

Just remembered ryan girdler exists lads

>tfw wanted to make another au/sp/ with this as the OP

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I'm a fat virgin lads

Joe Daniher's out for the season :(

What the hell is going on with latrell's butt

richoids on redemption watch

Adam Reynolds confirmed for the Blues

Nicole if I don't hear from you by the weekend things are going to start getting bad for you

having a bucket arse is compulsory to be elite

just woke up
went down to the shop
got a cheese and spinach pasty and a cheese pie
now eating them
any questions

buddy's got a fat bum too, don't know why the photographer mogged him like that

looks like Richmond might pick a kara boga to ruck this weekend

i like south east asian women because they look like boys

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Yeah i got a question

ask

No. I don’t think so mate

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Is based gambler lad from last night here?

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Israel Folau
George Ford
Nehe Milner-Skudder
Elliot Daly
Michael Hooper
Nemani Nadolo
Julian Savea
George North

Literally any of these players would be GOAT if they played League.

> Be on tinder with bio "I swear I'm real"
> Qt grill matches me
> Sends me "Imma need proof of that realism thanks"
> Ask for her snapchat and make a joke about the university we both attend
> She gives me her snapchat
Fuck what do i do now lads, I didn't think I'd make it this far

NRL Supercoach Countdown on Kayo Sports

Send dick pic and then ask to see her dick now. Trust /nrl/ and do everything we tell you to do.

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Arrow is a sell

stoopid thicc

>everyone expecting easy eels win
Sure would be unfortunate for all the punters out there if panthers had a sudden resurgence wouldn't it ladies

kill me

You'd think barry would have his shit sorted out by now

lol

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*presses mute*

Unleaded 98 round lads

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>blonde woman BLACKED

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is this what the tent embassy looks like?

Jonathan Thurston, doctor of petroleum

????????

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This is just fucking cringe

This is so fucking awkward, who organised this???

is this the lowest effort abo Jersey?

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Does nfl have an indian round and does english soccer have an original black britons round

Women and aboriginals.

>ruin a neat looking Jersey by making the back look like an Abo flag

Doesn't even look like a peels jersey

thats a lot of empty seats

Tipped Eels because I was in Parramatta this morning. Amber alert unrelated.

>doesn't impact the defensive line
That's not how it was refereed last week. Imagine if nrl had the same rules from week to week.

barry check the fuse box

>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/202054926/#202060095

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Do NOT let /afl/ see this

Refs fucking up calls and causing controversy is what the countless radio shows, the fox shows the 2 commercial footy shows that I know of. If things ran smoothly they would have nothing to talk about. Any publicity is good publicity and when you can't fill stadiums you need it but of course that's a double edged sword because people already watching get pissed at shit calls and refball.

Eels gonna put 50 up orrrr

Just coconut things

>taking the poo

*defies physics to delete all momentum because a guy kicked the ball*

Based white professional NRL players

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUTHERSON IS SO FUCKING SHIT OMG

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He's actually not bad m8

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just dropped the ball

Are you constantly watching porn fren?

>fergshit

>it could go 50/50
Just how fucking dumb is rabs

anyone wanna add me on linkedin? need more connections

nrl.com/poomunity

fergushit

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Blake Ferguson, NSW right centre

>implying QLD aren't going to take out all 3 games

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remember when you thought i was zyzz

based ref

really need a new job lads

me too

I finally get to watch a GOATcastle game tomorrow. First all season lads.

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you here spannerhead?

Nah it's just me drillhead

>taking the poo when you have this much momentum
Wonder why these guys are on the bottom of the table

Lads I’m 99% sure my dad is having an affair, but I’m conflicted. My mum deserves to know the truth, but her knowing would ruin her life and tear our family apart. I’m leaning more on just to keep inside for the sake of everyone involved

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Confront your dad about it, tell him to stop or you'll tell mummy

my gf on the right

Been fucking this guy in the ass and seen his fat little dweeb son peeking through the door at us a couple times lads

I've already got a gf

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he's an /afl/ lad

TOP FUCKING KEK

a non-manlet would have stopped that

Thanks mate was worried about him

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dumb coconut shit

Just umm ??? things

All the major "/nrl/" poosonalities are actually /afl/ Chads.

I've been /nrl/ all my life no amount of free gay sex will ever get me to switch sides.

he won this bet a few weeks ago but then pissed away 100+ on some other meme multi

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the only relevant australian personality on Yea Forums is a /cric/ chad

>its a coconut loses his temper and tackles the neck episode

Zerobese is NOT a chad

not event he same person you mong. i dont bet on gay shit like sports or animal cruelty, i only play the superior poker machines. and after losing $1400 last night im giving it up.

HOLY FUCK THE TOUCHIE GOT REKTED

>doesn't even post anymore
>relevant

kek

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A female touchie would have just front flipped over the trainer and kept running

based trainer

BFT would have not launched into space from that

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just like my animes

>pooerce in contention for nsw

lmao knights and poorce are going to get 100 put on them 2moro. poorce and poonga broken jaws. klemer broken leg.

>2moro
phoneposters should be forcibly be put on pooicide watch

Based Peels

>taking the none

>he still hasn't realised the GOATcastle dynasty has started
Knights by 50 lad

>transgender girl on The Voice

HOLY BASED

bet your house on him/her to win

Holy shit based as farrrrrrrrkkk

they call me nightshift, dayshift, ivan, danny, terence, n, milky, shiggy, jamal and thomas.

Ruan looking like she could have a baby bump

its just a beer gut

Don't forget lads if you're gonna be on the telly, wear a shirt that you found on the floor and don't iron it or anything

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>indigenous round
>Ponga doesn’t win

Couldn’t think of a more unrealistic script if I tried

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was it kino?

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Ponga isn't abo

Based thread smeller

>petrol sniffer round
>pootrell pisstrell doesn't win

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Cooper Cronk is set to be rested in Round 11, which will see Brock Lamb to the starting halfback position for his first NRL appearance for the Sydney Roosters.

Based ch9 letting me know I can buy a machine gun in qld

BARRY CHECK THE FUCKING FUSE BOX YOU USELESS CUNT

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Ironing a shirt is LITERALLY throwing minutes of your life away for nothing like a sucker

i fucking love this webm

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I wish I was an ant lads

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What have I missed in this thread so far?

teenage love

A picture of my gf

How is that not a knockon

>he doesn’t know

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Idoits

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imagine if these two yknow had sex

They can't have sex, they would be masturbating with each others bodies.

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>Gutherson 11

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hold the ball fergshit

>fergshit

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why are her milkies so far apart? is this what breasts are supposed to look like? I'm so used to pornstars

Both female touchies are heterosexually married, there aren't any based lesbian touchies yet

>being this much of a virgin
Umm sweetie... what do you think hetero couples bodies do during intercourse

Porn has literally ruined you fren

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hetro people have sex because they have sexual organs that combine. 2 men and 2 women literally can't have sex.

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Either peem need a penalty goal to win the game lads

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Why do Poorith have WiFi symbols on their shoulders?

Based Mitch Kenny born with 2 first names

>pooses

Milner Skudder was a reserve grader for the BILdogs

Two of those guys are so irrelevant I don't even know what they look like and I watch every game of rugby

bitchell pooses

>this cluster fuck

>he doesn’t know

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you have to pick one player from the eels and one player from the panthers to fight with you in the trenches of ww2

who do you choose?

Gutherson and Mansour

>its a Penrith get refballed to victory so the fans don’t burn down the leagues club episode
Ahh yes. Always a treat

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That guy is based. Has a gf/wife and a little baby that will think the world of him and takes him to the footy. Based as fuck.

Fuck

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poorramatta peels

Based Cleary Junk

Miss me?

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>90% of money on eels
>all bets are cashed out with money on Penrith now
inb4 eels win in the last 10 minutes

Does the average girl get fucked in that ?

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The only thing I miss is having hair on my head

Link or names please

I need to hit the gym before I'm fully bald

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fishing for a brapsesh invite

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>that qt eels girl and her fat friend getting cozy

'no'

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HOLD THE FUCKING BALL FERGUSHIT

FERGSHIT
GET HIM OFF THE FIELD

>Fergushit wants to play centre to look more versatile to Freddy
>Fucking embarrasses himself

kem

KEM

Sterlo dying inside

Out of all the ch9 commentators, sterlo seems to take it the hardest when his club is shit

if penrith win this i will kms live on webcam

based DWZ

I don't want to see you kiss your sister m8

>turdguson

don't do it on facebook you'll get arrested

would like to see poostergod kiss his sister desu

FOR FUCK SAKE

>gutho not allowed the quick tap

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Based Shaun "highest supercoach score this game" Lane

Good catch from Gutho

>bitch moses in my team

JUST

FUCKING FERGCUNT
he has done nothing but FUCK UP all game

HAHA ferguson is a massive retard

4. J. Moz
5. Cotric

>no baloney
>wins

bitcho melican

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what did michell pooses mean by "its heaps jewy"?

...

who /0from1/ lads

No, I am not a retarded cunt that tipped the peels

>losing to a team with a coconut in the halves

saving this thread

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Sometimes I'm happy I'm not a regular person lads

i just wish i had the money to play the pokies all day and not feel like killing myself at the end of it because i have no money left

I don't get people who play pokies and I've heard the ol' "ive got a system"
Yeah you stupid cunt the pokies have a system and it's to literally take your money. How much of a fuckwit do you have to be to put money into them.

literally never heard any pokies addict tell me they have a system...

for me its something to do and get a bit of excitement in my worthless existence

hence why i played my whole $1400 last night because i was enjoying myself until it was all over

just wanna get me wank tool sucked ay boys

im 32 and dont feel the need for sex any longer

feels liberating man

no real food in the house so it's a jar of peanut butter and saos for dinner

DRY

im fucking suicidal again, sick to death of this shit desu

At the gym lads. I'm under 90kg for the first time since 2012.

im 113kg and not suicidal

65kg master race

Fresh dry saos are literally good eating same as like a 10 pack or whatever of fantasitic noodles dry and crunchy.

imagine eating dry saos instead of putting boiling water over your insta noodles and enjoying them how they are supposed to be enjoyed instead of eating them dry like i know you do

don't mind some dry maggi chicken 2 minute noodles to be honest

love a bit of dry cunny

>saos
>not saladas

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>not cracked pepper jatz

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Fuck off Richo you cunt

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God I love da footy

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night /nrl/

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GOATcastle dynasty

God I want to fuck Tahlea's tight 14 year old pussy again.

based richo

>Inglis admitted to facility for help with mental health issues
>Rabbitohs and Souths Cares ambassador Greg Inglis has entered a facility to undergo treatment to assist with and support his mental health.

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>tfw he went to the Black Dog Institute

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Based pedo saving my OC

>thunderous noise starts echoing from down the street
>engine roaring so loud it's almost like my desk is shaking
>revs even louder as whatever vehicle is making the cacophony of noise hits the steep 10 degree incline of my street
>move the blinds and look at what is tearing up the road outside
>some shitbox hatchback doing 40 at best while sounding like an F1 car
based cennie

What a fucking madlad farkin cenny coast for life cunt

Just woke up some fat NEET with my white 1998 hyundai excel lads

>Inglis expected to spend months (2+/12) in rehab loony bin
>was the ex-captain who got trashed at magic round that buzz did a blind item on
Why doesn't he just come out and end the pain lads?

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So payments to Inglis now come out of Souths salary cap because he isn't doing any real charity or football department work right?

There's nothing to say Greg isn't helping the other guys in the mental health facility

brother was on sunrise today lads

Thinking of you Gee Eye
youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c

anyone catch that segment on sunrise about growing up a mentally handicapped sibling?

Does Greg not have any plans for his post-sports life? Cause it sounded he had a bunch of jobs lined up unlike other post-career sportsmen and women who had nothing.

Raise your hand /nrl/ if you read all 400 pages of De Belin's judgement.

He shall be opening a stock trading business together in partnership with Cooper Cronk

i thought they got rid of karl and peter

Why better dont play union ?

speak English mate

just want to die lads

It's funny the hue moved here once cric started ignoring his monotonous regurgitation of memes.

I'd rather a Brazilian than a smelly Poopee

I'd rather Tahlea's fresh tight pussy than some disgusting used up 17+ roastie.

Cade Cyst first try scorer lads get on it

I wish I could score

putting my last $50 on a coconut from manly first try scorer

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this glamour on millionaire right now

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>the S in Red Rooster not missing

2/10 try again

show me 1 (one) red rooster that has that

Got plans with a heavily tatted 25 year old single mother tonight lads.

What a piece of work is man, How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, In form and moving how express and admirable, In action how like an Angel, In apprehension how like a god, The beauty of the world, The paragon of animals. And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor Woman neither; though by your smiling you seem to say so.

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like a fieth in the night like a puckpucket

Don't even know how red rooster has stayed in business so long to be quite frank. Shitty soggy chips and meh bbq chicken you can get from any iga/coles/woolies

local red rooster got btfo so they could put some american shit in instead

Involuntarily noncelibate

you can get a chook at a supermarket but you can't get hot chips as well

You can get frozen chips lad, just chuck em in the oven for 30 or so minutes, the chicken should still be warm

frozen chips are shit

got a nightshift starting in 5 bings. will be expecting my /nrl/ family to give me QRD on Manly's victory

too much effort for red roosters customers (bogan trash)

Mccains beer batter steak cut are god tier, but where the fuck do you live that there isn't 3+ fish and chip shops between home and the shops anyway

Fast food places use the same frozen chips that are sold at supermarkets. But they deep fry them instead of chucking them in oven or grill. Buy a deep fryer and you're all set.

Walker WILL be coming into my peem next week

>go to coles for a chook
>then go to the fish and chips shop just for the chips
>just to save a few bucks
also lol at living 3+ stops away from a commercial strip you regional scum

lmao how much did you win???

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Garrick is so handsome.

that's gay mate

>stops
Wtf you literally take the bus to get take away

Reminder leftover supermarket chicken sandwiches are the GOAT

How do they get their roast chooks to taste so good bros?

Just realised Arrow isn't playing.

Reminder not to befriend Souths supporters.

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$1746

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titans coming back nightpoo. id be worried m80

>tfw only have only known footy since I was a teenager and can't do it anymore
>tfw body is broken
>tfw everybody calls you fat
>tfw people still call you girl basher even though you were proven innocent
>tfw everybody talks about the Melbourne "big 3" even though you were clearly better than at least one of them
>tfw all the work you've done for the indigenous community has just lead to every up and coming black fella is the "next GI"
>tfw no bf

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Love coon round lads, might go do some traditional abo finger painting during halftime

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dat casual racism

>proven innocent

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Being indigenous Round we should tell them the truth.

We don’t think about you or care about you unless you’re good at football or we see you on the news sitting in a park huffing paint.

Why did afl coordinate their indigenous round to line up with nrls this year?

>tfw 1/64th Abo

too much posting in this thread. smells like gayfl/cric in here.

How much longer until we have a faggot round like gayfl?

faggot round is every round in nrl

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Dead sport.

cannot believe walker just dropped that

>Pooly's going to lose to this garbage
KEK

had a dream last night that elgey scored a couple of tries tonight

really enjoyed that hookuphotshot thread josh

I had a dream that I reunited with a girl I used to be friends with as a kid and we started dating but I was still a virgin at the end of the dream

damn that started out really nice and ended badly

tfw still a dreamcel

jesus christ manly what the cunt... im going to be 0/2 because of this utter fucking trash

Finished season 6 of GoT today.

based straffo

come on manly...

fuck me i was going to captain garrick for a laugh...

woops that wasnt garrick

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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haha how random

looked like Thompson called someone a faggot then, better be careful the NRL doesn't rip up his contract

Is it just me or is Bryce Fartshit having a decent year

Made dinner winner for dinner lads, got to say it was a winner, made with pet mince and eaten with $1 white bread from coles

Nice. I'm having an entire 12 pack of Woolworths cinnamon donuts for dinner

Wanna get up and do a poo but my cat is sleeping on me ladies

When I was going to uni in town it used to be fun stopping by the coles at the bottom of the mall in the evening on the way home and getting a pack of donuts that were like 70% off so they could get rid of them at the end of the day

based jew

I don't think they discount that stuff anymore

nightshit what happened m8

When the team is losing by 18 points with 5 minutes to go they should be allowed to just walk off.

All the bakery shit goes on sale at the end of the day

Remember when womanly got btfo at home and were supposed to have a fan meet and greet after the game but they just got booed off instead

Everything is on sale you daft cunt

My sister used to work at baker's delight. Can confirm

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who 0/2 lads

nah i dont remember that because i have only been larping as a manly supporting since the start of 2019

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>U R LE MATT XD XD

BASED FUCKING GOATCASTLE

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>Goatcastle filled the stadium
Based

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>pootrel wants to be the next adam goodes
is there really no other abo to look up to?

guarantee knights will win this and all the big players like pisstrell, shitdesco, poonga and poorce won't break 50 in sc.

Are those a couple of bananas

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He's probably sick of that next GI shit

if i was an abo i would look up this nigger. he should be every boongs father figure. he is an honorary white.

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Nah Latrell should be a father figure. He smashes and fucks up whitetoids

>taking the poo
Well it was a good run while it lasted lads

>captained the wrong cunt again this week

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i wouldn't want to be a depressed alcoholic too

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Who the fuck is goosey

GOATCASTLE

>its another fat arsed abo does nothing up and down the wing all game episode
im out lads

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F

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hope you didn't pick keary ladies

Why is puke smeery so assured of Origin selection when WalkGOD has been playing so much better?

Barry check the fuse box.

>bft is 2 hours drive from me
My virginity is pinging lads

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Barry is fucking useless. We need to start a petition to get him fired.

She was at a preseason trial game about 3 streets over from me, I should have gone

What this guys problem lads

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shes 5 minutes from me. i might go and fuck her.

What would you say to her if you met her?

>not capping the ankle bending backwards

oh

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I would tell her that the performance of based female touchies stands head and shoulders above the men and I eagerly await the day they can start cleaning up the game by actually reffing the games

Based and truthpilled

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>that ankle

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jwh is the dirtiest and most unlikeable player in the nrl but i like him for some reason

Look at this based white man

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SOMEBODY post a cap of blonde female touchies grabbing her own butt

Reminds you of your mum lad

Found a picture of this user lads

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If there was no coconuts or abos would their be any penalties?

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the stadium would smell a lot better

Stop kicking it out retards

>dirtiest
yes
>most unlikeable player
not even close

fuck that was a soft try

TedesGOD

Faces of meth on that girl? with the flag

Fuck I leave to jerk off to interracial tranny porn and poosters score a try.

If Latrell is the next GI how come he's not good at 5/8 while Inglis was great at it?

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This refball. Fucking burn the stadium down.

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>matautia is just a shitty bench forward now

Nathan Brown has ruined this cunt. Poor guy

Poosters need 3 penalty goals to gain the lead lads

Imagine having multiple sports organizations to encourage kids from one ethnicity to stay in school.

Why stay in school and strive to be something when the government gives you money for nothing and booze and petrol is relatively cheap

Great work by blonde female touchie there as usual I'll add

PONGOD

PONGA PONGA PONGA
BASED WHITE MAN

Daly reminder

Score update. Poosters need 6 poos to gain the lead.

i thought pootrel is the abo poster boy

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Do servos usually sell usb type c cables?

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Based Pearce

PISS

I've seen some kind of mobile cables at caltex. Never looked too much though

GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE

Why was the camera man perving on this girl lads?

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>Poosters Pearce
Soulless
>Knights Pearce
Soul

kill me

this is how i watch every game

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FUCK YOU POOTRELL

>captained memedesco instead of ponGOD

>Knights fans chanting NSW after Pearce scoring

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based truly /ourguy/

Cranbourne Race 7 #1

>mfw knights 2020 premiers

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Did Keary get run over by a coconut backrower?

hate myself lads

poosters not used to playing in front of filled stadiums

We love you Greg we'll always be there for you

You should, you had one job Barry and it was to check the fucking fuse box

>GOATcastle will win the hip and begin a 1000 year dynasty
>I will win the SC hip

Feels good lads

Literally think about something I've never done all the time lads

Why is PonGOD so good this season lads, did he just go fuck it when his family died or something???

GOATCASTLE

ABSOLUTELY BASED

Who /GOATcastle/ here? Joey has truly blessed us.

TYBJ

he realised the fragility of human life and awoke to enlightenment
previous examples of human transcendence include Cooper Cronk (through hyper advanced education) and Andrew Johns (through extreme consumption of pingas)

ME

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want SKD to score a try

What did they mean by this?

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>taking the poo

SKD will drop the ball twice in his own half, subjecting the Knight to numerous sets in defence until he suddenly takes an intercept to change the flow of the game

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Holy shit technology is amazing I feel boomer right now

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Almost

For me it's choc mint mud cake from coles

pootrell roughing it up after the whistle as usual

comparing Latrell to Inglis is disrespectful

SHOW US THE FIGHT

ponGOD NO

Reminder that old, fat, broken and depressed GI completely shut down Pootrell in round 1 this year

On report and 10 minutes in the bin c'mon you poofs

peak refball

What the literal fuck lads.

>hurting the NRLs golden boy
>not getting sent off
based Cummins

>the Shitney Poosters™

>making the wrong call
>based
spotted the greenberg

Based refs pissing off GOATcastle

>ponga off

cummins on demoted to reserve grade for a few weeks watch

refs trying their best to get back to the script

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Based NDIS workers getting 4 tickets and leaving the down syndrome spaz at the game while they drink at the bar

>knights flogging the roosters

We truly do live in a clown world, and i say that as a knights supporter

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Based abbos

>abo round
>Karma fucks you up
My name is Pootrell

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LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE

the face of a man who got a cheeky early mark

Love this team so much lads

I'm so glad I've been GOATcastle all my life at the start of this game lads

Who is that sideline brap factory?

BASED JT

closing out the game with some classic pooasslel antics

COMEBACK

Raiders could beat both these peems

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Literally give the abbos their own round and none of the perform. It even sent one to the psych ward.

Radley looks disappointed with himself

Petrol is a depressant lads, don't drink it

You are now aware that GOATcastle have entered the top 4

Knights on the way up
Broncos soon to follow

1/3 now lads

>Fitler to Cordner
>"when was the last time you played a club game with an atmosphere like this?"
lol

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Excellent post

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>RLPA to fight NRL over stand down rule which saw Jack de Belin ruled out
>The players’ union has launched an attempt to have the NRL’s controversial “no fault” stand down rule struck out under the collective bargaining agreement
Greenberg back on boot watch

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Based the world just like /nrl/ loves based homosexuals

Wasn't he on the NRL fag float a year or two ago?

NO NO NO FUCK NEWCASTLE THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN FOURTH!!!!! WHAT ABOUT 97!!!!!!!! MUH TOOVEY

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Did you read the 400 paragraph judgement?

>tfw statistically the knights are likely to lose again soon

austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/FCA/2019/688.html?context=1;query=de belin;mask_path=
Here it is. De Belin's Fed Court Judgement.

Would be interested to see how they argued M&D. I hated that tricky piece of shit.

hahahaha 0/3 hahahahahaha BASED LADS
HAHAHAHAHAHhahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah love this game lads hahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA BASED

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>shop.newcastleknights.com.au/player-worn-indigenous-boot-auction/
>pongas boots at 3 grand already
boongs finna make bank

had a laugh until I checked mine

its at 5 and a half grand now

You now remember Based Joey darting up the blind side with 10 seconds to go and turning it back in to Albert.

Also reminder that Mad Dog did nothing wrong and 2V's face looked better afterward.

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Cheering the Cowwies tomorrow

captained keary lads

ama

Cheeky late night choccy sundae with flake lads

could go a cheeky late night black cock in my mouth desu lads

Missed everything after the tedesco try because I had to go out, what happened ladies?

klemmer got binned and poosters still can't win

ynr 2v's facelift

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Is Knights vs Broncos rd 15 dare I say it, THE game of the season to look forward to?

PonGOD was walking on someones face tonights game

All alone lads

you wouldn't be if you supported GOATcastle mate
you'd have all the friends you could need

But I've been GOATcastle all my life since the 25th of May 2019.

i support newcastle because i was born and live here
i am alone

I'm only 2 hours away from true friendship with a trippy lads

3 hours by train lads

i dont want friends

Newie meetup when fuck Brisbane

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where my abbo cheerleaders at?

come to the jesmond hotel

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The only time I went to poocastle was the A-league grand final last year, what a shithole of a city. Bloke next to me ripped a flare when the full time whistle blew, cops went apeshit and one accidently hit me in the head the cunt

You deserve it for going to watch dive ball.

if newcastle is a shithole then what is sydney, melbourne and brisbane?

cringe, based, bluepilled respectively

for me its wollongong

i'm going to newcastle this weekend whether you like it or not

If you're not living in Sydney, you're camping out

If you don't live in the cenny coast well dying ain't much of a living.

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She looks like she's about to make her father proud like Ruan Sims does.

honestly whenever i travel away from cenny it feels like i'm entering the third world
i'd rather go hang out with the known-to-police houso cunts a few blocks away than go to sydney

>was in DFO in Sydney a few months back
It was like I got on a plane and visited another country. I was so relieved to get back to the based cenny coast.

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> Getting scared because you see a few Asian people
pathetic

>a few

I got scared because I only saw a few white people. It's like a became a club member of the peels.

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Feel like watching Seinfeld/Curb your Enthusiasm but have seen all the episodes too recently

Watch my name is Earl if you want actual comedy and 2 hot chicks

I read up to the end of the restraint of trade part lad. JdB needed Freddy to give evidence that he would have been picked for Origin to prove it's going to cost him the $90k in match payments. Also needed player agents to give evidence that his market value would decline as Her Honour did not accept the RLPA dudes evidence on the subject because he's never negotiated a contract.