/cric/

love how people support the bloke who fucked off half way through a series because Bailey was whacking him around over the one who dedicated his life to a country that wasn't even his

fucking hell we sound cooked already

yeah it was literally just to keep his test bowling average under 30. He timed in absolutely perfectly (29.96)

I remember in that same series broad got a boo boo on his foot and decided he wasn't going to bowl anymore

all while KP was out there trying his best against some of the best fast bowling in this generation

but mate
his hand was totally numb and he couldn't bowl
alastair cook asked him to go and it's not like he could say 'sorry lad I my hand is totally numb, I can't bowl' is it?
also it was actually a noble sacrifice to make way for other players. the fact that he only did this after the series was lost is neither here nor there

its poot. we already know hes gonna bottle it so it doesnt matter what he thinks. i expect nothing from him its down to the rest of the team. we need to stop being afraid of the ausgods.

remember graham smith coming out to face mitchell johnson for the last wicket with his absolutely shattered arm in a cast? haha fucking idiot just don't play lol the game is lost what are you doing ahaha your average is going to drop down

england could easily lose to Pakistan in a knock out game

Can wait

youtube.com/watch?v=VeHsvctOaHQ
look at this clown
just retire

JUST

Black caps will win the Rugga World Cup

this World Cup will be a choking fest and Sri Lanka will Beat windies in the final or something

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good memories

ireland
every anglo nation actually

trust me
doubt it will ever be topped

wake me up when we win the world cup with the women men and under 19 again. ngl that was based af winning all 3

youtu.be/WppBeXSA3d4

teams look pretty close to beating England all the time , england are nowhere near as good relatively speaking as say AUS in the mid 2000s, and even the latter lost sometimes . I haven’t seen anything to suggest england have over a 50% chance of winning , which the good one day aus sides you always would have said did just because everyone else was so shit, but it’s a competitive scene atm

love sammhy

it was a broken hand not arm
nothing was in a cast

kp was the sacrificial lamb in that series

we are definitely one of the best teams but hardly miles ahead of everyone. india are on par with us and 4 or 5 teams are capable of putting in a world class team performance on their day; just about everyone has at least one gun batsman who can carry a total almost single handedly

youtu.be/0FpnAorJXH4
this is the moment you knew they were going to win it

yo why the FUCK is there cricket on my tv you fucking shitskin niggers

perhaps the broadcaster thought it was appropriate to offer something cerebral for a change

for me it's athlean-x

what the fuck is going on with that photoshoot cricket australia have had done
the one where zampa is screaming and maxwell is eating his bat

Carlin is room temp.
Gear is white.
Muslims nd goths are what I fite.
I hate blacks.
I love Sheila from locals arse crack.
Pigs cannit catch me.
Broke out the slammer after a year.
I hate queers.
No surrender.
The popes a bender.
A poem from yors trooly Gary “gazza”smith.Cheers

ye love this channel.

My body is ready.

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hate this goblin

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Did they think this looked good?

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What site did you save this from? I keep seeing files with this filename recently but wondering whre it comes from. It's not imgur, facebook or twitter.

Yea Forums. It’s because I’m phoneposting I think idk

that's an iphone filename

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youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8

Makes sense. Started noticing that a lot of subhumans crying about people who hate soccer in other threads posted images with those sorts of filenames. So wondered what site these idiots are all coming fro mbut this makes even more sense.

ah yes, the five poosmen of the apoocalypse

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this is england

toil on the morrow . The working week is long and barbaric

eoin morgan has an enormous brain

capeshit is literally just a mist of CGI. Nothing actually happens in the movies

although you are correct and superhero movies are fucking gay, saying so is becoming also as passe as the films themselves

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you’ve been jew’d if you think this

I just think it's a different kind of circlejerk

Really, really, really wonder when snake plissken will make his return. Truly the greatest /cric/ personality of the 2018/2019 season.

The mentally ill obese dog rapist seb

the seething nonce peewee kiwi

Piss off aussie scum, go sand down some balls

>got tickets to see England v Afganistan warm-up

feels great, lads.

I can't believe we're playing australia in a warm up. you don't do that

England's kit is pretty garbage and soul less. Why did they remove the New Balance navy? Went well with red natwest sponsor aswell

Now >we look like the shitty India team from mid 00s. The most meme team in history

Plot twist: The warm-up is for Australia's benefit.

griget :DDDDDDDD

Watxhing australia or new zealand firat dates cant tell but u got some cracking gash.

It's probably Daniel

Kek this aussie cunt is like "i was in this other relationship but she had kids so they were the priority not me and just left me thinking why was i being punished for this." kek

舗装

think these pakis have figured out a way to make beach cricket watchable

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r.eddit

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yeah, I'm gonna make the post on the old /cric/ thread
I'm gonna (shit) post 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna make the post on the old /cric/ thread
I'm gonna (shit) post 'til I can't no more

I got the tripcunts in the back
Sebbo is too fat
/hoc/ is seething mad
Got Richo who's mad to match
/cric/ saved by Mado-ka
You can make the post
I been making wallops
You ain't been out Hagley O-val

Ain’t no Paki tell me nothing
You can’t tell me nothing
Ain’t no Lankan tell me nothing
You can’t tell me nothing

Poo Peeland is madder
Goosey’s getting fatter
Sebbo fucked his doggy
But emptied his bladder
/cric/ threads are a movie
Tripcunts get all moody
Incel pedo screwy
Richo touched kid booty

Ain’t no Bangla tell me nothing
You can’t tell me nothing
Ain’t no Indi tell me nothing
You can’t tell me nothing

Based

disagree

I see they found Richo's collection.

business idea: approximate anime girl farts by their in-show diet and lifestyle, then sell jars of their farts to weebs

Might actually be the most intelligent business idea I’ve heard lads

fuck, i could sell umaru farts right now
t. sebbo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

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cringe

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>cricket
Is that that sport where it’s like our football but with short shorts and without the pads?

Honestly I'd rather have cricket on ESPN in the middle of the day instead of Stephen A. Smith shouting his race baiting bullshit at Max "White Guilt" Kellerman.

nah, cricket is like baseball with wide bats and basically no baserunning
you're thinking of gayFL

>no hockey until Monday
>no cricket until Friday
what the FUCK am i supposed to do tomorrow?

Have sex. Or watch NBA

dilate

hanbaaga

last two digits will be nuwan pradeeps bowling average this World Cup

hockey, football and basketball make up the cursed trifecta of braindead mong sports

thinking about taking a trip to the turks and caicos islands lads
wonder if I can be eligible for their team

Can you boys try to keep this off the front page it's rather rude to the civilized world. Thanks

last digit is how many matches New Zealand will win this World Cup

based and cricpilled

Pavement

the ultimate cricketing physique

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Hlw

OH NO NO NO

this is unacceptable

faggots

i'm here to talk about BASED cricket, where's india?

last digit is how many matches Sri Lanka will win at the World Cup

obviously going to be wash outs

I am an Indian dairy owner in Mt roskill ama

how many admirals games have you been to?

a full strength Sri Lanka

Bit rude

Zero. I must man the dairy! Except we shut down shop when cricket at Eden park!

>he doesn't support his local clubs
absolutely cringe

>his chair can't support his weight
absolutely tragic

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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BTFO

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This is the post

HE'S KNOCKED IM OVAH

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Yup, this is it.

At the gym lads

What you working on tonight la

Shoulders today

Nice mate get them boulders

chest and back for me

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Are we in the world cup?

no but the captain of england is irish

the based ICC cut it down to 10 teams for the world cup and ireland, scotland and zimbabwe missed out

Business idea: 48 team cricket world cup

have a rational hatred for any girl that uses the word "tea" in the burger youtube sense

hate angloid girls in general just grim

>their group
LEL

lads

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Used to love digimon tttt

first season was fucking good

For me, it was Omnimon vs Diaboromon

Metal Greymon

thinking of skull greymon actually

for me its mmoloki mooketsi

not familiar with that digimon

Angewomon desu

the most satisfying shot to play you ask?

well for me its definitely the straight drive over the bowlers head for 4 runs

Nothing beats ramp shot over long off for six, prove me wrong.

Not an effortless swiveling On Drive like Mark Waugh. Pure beauty.

for me it's any damien martyn off side shot

i'd probably get Phil Hughes'd if u attempted that

for me it’s Kusal mendis’s late cut

the andy flower sweep

A E S T H E T I Q U E

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thinking about the dusty martin don't argue

Kashmir belongs to Pakistan.

the ricky ponting pull
the brian lara cover drive
the dilscoop

big strong maoris

struggling to muster any interest in this upcoming boredDI tournament.

based haddin

youtube.com/watch?v=6ge3LPjChcM

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youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-st-gP2Tc
meant this one haha

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the rahul dravid front foot defence

sounds pretty grim mate, i can't wait

Feel sorry for you la

feel sorry for New Zealand stinking up their group

might take the sebbopill

and even if >we win I'll find no solace as it'll just mean the redemption of Warner is complete and he'll go back to being a national hero instead a unemployed woolies shelf-stacker

Foof the poof

seb the leb

>world cup a month before the ashes

just cazzie things

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Could use that momentum to mentally mash the English

the obese dogfucking lebo sebbo

High IQ stuff

I never got an invite to the classic wow beta despite playing since vanilla, having 1500 days /played time, being in in a top 25 world guild, and subbed on two accounts since 2007. If it weren't for the world cup and Ashes i'd probs off myself.

not goosey btw

im just happy theres cricket on mate

based fucking goosey

BASED FUCKIN GOOSEY

yeah true, I'll watch on Saturday and see how I feel. I am being a tad presumptuous in my negativity

anyone put any cheeky bets on for the cwc?

i put $100 on Jos Butler for most runs

trent boult to have a career ending psychologically shattering injury at $30

put 50 bucks in NZ stinking up their group

if it werent for the bbl i would off myself

does anyone have the I know everything about battlegrounds no seriously pasta

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thinking about how good Brad Hodge was lads

le double century not out statpad man

so this is where the cazzies come when /nrl/ is finished for the night

fuck up josh

200 not out against an elite south african attack

I know everything about Proving Grounds, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the strats, the right spec, the reforges, mobs and spawn locations. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years doing Proving Grounds but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of Proving Grounds strategies and current rankings, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow WoW friends on where I'm ranked, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /ProvingGrounds/ on RealID's Anounce for years now and seen my superior knowledge of where I am ranked and seen my sharp wit and clever use of "come at me's" at play. Surely you have seen me post announcement after announcement of my rank and "come at me's" that prove how GOAT my strats, specs, reforges and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my ranking abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of Proving Grounds rankings, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about Proving Ground strats, specs, any /ProvingGrounds/ generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the #1 Ret paly around here, Please could you also tell all the new ret paladins that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of arrogant and obnoxious announcements of my rankings, well I'm off to play some more WoW.

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based

>no /nrlel/ game on
>some pathetic attempt at a "/aus/sp" general pops up that get 10 posts
>/nrlel/ game on
>the cringe general nowhere to be found

cognitive combobulation ensues with this knowledge in hand.

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fuck up josh

Sebbo on the ropes

>pozz gaynolds

i remember making that edit back when he was farming proving grounds in mop and kept posting announcements in realid kek

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such a classic pasta generally, doesn't get used enough anymore

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fuck up josh

this is what i will do to you

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yeah its so versatile.

...

>NRL crowd only 16000
K E K
E
K

>trusting the (((crowd numbers)))

kek

surely a season record breaker

this. /nrl/ is about a capable of telling the truth about this metric as a white man in a penis size census

ausleisure.com.au/news/broadcasters-fake-nrl-live-atmosphere-with-historic-crowd-footage/
footyindustry.com/?page_id=182

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tipping a josh meltdown

I was extremely calm yesterday with my meeting with /cric/ and /afl/, knowing that they would say I was raging, which they always do, along with their partner, the Fake Meme Media. Well, so many stories about the meeting use the Rage narrative anyway - Fake & Corrupt Press!

tell me about josh

for me, it's wondering why Straff retweeted some nobody's dishwater dull take on a scene from a 20 year old power rangers episode. Is straff finally on the ganja?

nonces

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just played the fiddle in an irish band and fell in love with an englishman lads

channelnewsasia.com/news/sport/england-dream-of-ending-44-years-of-world-cup-hurt-11559680
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING
CRICKET'S COMING HOME

The sad part is they'll definitely choke.

for me it's Portishead Live Glastonbury 2013 Full

such a good reunion for them
one of the only bands to put out a good album after breaking up

where the fuck is the fourth album though

cricket is home lad

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so glad my ancestors were criminals lads cannot fathom the thought of living in england

haha! you thirsty lad, haha you look thirsty, what you drinking haha! what are you drinking you look thirsty!

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youtube.com/watch?v=vjPVyGRVsKk

last one was 2008 so I doubt it's forthcoming, the main songwriter is shilling Arturia synths.

>Yeah orite just pass this $500 synth thru dis $5000 vintage delay and u can sound lik me! It's mint innit
youtube.com/watch?v=wtc1qNYCeHY

The question isn't whether they'll choke, since they will. The question is where they'll choke. Might want to put a cheeky fiver on them crashing out in the group stage again.

reckon they'll choke on the stink from NZ in thr group stage

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i remember last seeing this 2 years ago but still hoping someone has it. can someone share the collage of facebook posts by indians and pakis? the filename was something along the lines of 'cricket in the subcontinent'

fuck up ankush

fuck up wankush

Don't remember that myself

pavement

>Paki paddle

Grim fucking thread.
Even /nrl/ is better quality at this point.

Kevin Pietersen: Beast of a man

sounds quite good that

tell me about richo
why does he diddle the children

Oh look here he is again, only posting to tell us how superior he is than us

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Congradgelation kankaroos

sebbo discovering a long dead 2015 meme

He's not wrong

Reckon Adam Milne's allowed to have that shit eating grin.

tipping shit turnout this World Cup

Not in leeds

>Adam Milne
Wut. Do you mean Matt Henry?

>implying they're not the same person.

this

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the rob key on drive

a full strength zimbabwe

a full strength pancreas

a full strength Afghanistan vs Pakistan world cup warm up match

A full strength hair line

a full strength hair follicle

reckon zachy hasn't seen the likes of that since warnie retired

a full strength prostate

my hairline is what it’s slways been 2bh just got a bit less density

that's what the curries say about MS Dhoni

this is the full strength post

the shane watson no footwork defence to an inswinging ball angled in at the pads

such a grim attempt at banter
none of it funny, none of it makes sense and it all discloses a fundamental lack of understanding of cricket

imagine being so desperate for a (you) that you have to (you) the sebLORD

Thank fuck it’s friday. gonna go pay my electricity bill and pick up a banitsa

do you mean barista?

what is man without toil

the lads

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toil is a soul sapper

fb.com/watch/?v=436000523834376
who is the cricket equivalent

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Love the recordings of big rocket going off so much

thinking about xavier doherty

not gonna be working much for most over World Cup to be honest based

you now remember munaf Patel

The Alpha longsleeve
the beta shortsleeve

the Saqlain mushtaq doosra

reckon mashrafe mortaza has a bit of a brain on him

the marky v meltdown

wew

the plovidivian paedo

why did you delete this?

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suck your dead mum

not warranted mate

I want to start following cricket but I'm not a virgin. I don't know if I can still follow the sport?

>green
>blue
yawn

>red
>black
Based

you can't

>tfw ywn go to restaurants in plovdiv and eat foul looking food with zachy b

might consider it mate seeing as Bulgaria doesn't extradite

the incel paedo richo

Bit of a bummer if I'm being completely frank. Wish you the best

and prey on impoverished desperate slavic children I'm sure

*blocks your path*

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Before anyone else accuses me of any more pedo shit, just know that it was a false flag to sully my good name and reputation in this community. I have never posted CP, never defended it, and I will continue to be based as fuck.

Richo out.

>mention paedophilia in bulgaria
>richo immediately enters the thread

Honestly I fucking despise Richo and have for quite some time.

The first problem is that he literally does not watch cricket. I made a post a few months ago asking if anyone had seen him so much as mention the sport before and unsurprisingly no one could. He comes here for le epic social club only. That alone wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the fact that he put on a trip as if we give the slightest fuck about the inane, boring and middle of the road posts he makes. It wasn't a normal tripcode either, he LITERALLY went out and made a secure trip. The absolute gall of Richo. Mate, no one gives enough of a fuck about your shitty trip to actually spend time fucking cracking it. I cannot imagine the level of ego underlying that decision. He GENUINELY wants people to notice him for his high quality posts, such as sucking off Zachy B, posting a laughing Pikachu gif and this classic "now this is based".

Richo kys

Cringe.

can't wait to see Jofra do nothing

will be studying these closely

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>channel 9 broadcasting the world cup
???

looking good mate

so will your mum

different broadcasting deal, they're doing the ashes as well

might put a squash ball in the glove

the incel pedo richo

Does everyone (white) in South Africa have F.A.S?

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bit racist mate

woman

not really, just honest. Look at their heads

based

ah yes, australians specialising in studying little girls' heads and faces

really, really, really disturbed by the level of antipodean noncery itt

going pub

Based bushpigbro

No Victorian woman is safe on a Friday evening

a full strength clive waterhouse

just dropped a truthie on /int/

...

west auckland is playing lads. they're down by 2 early in the first. would be nice if you could give the boys your energy.

Playing what

men with thick hair have high test warrior blood
balding men go to watch the avengers
seriously laugh when anyone plays the balding men are high test card

nice boomer containment thread
cheers OP

Warm up matches starting today lads. Tomorrow aus v eng and india v nz.

is Daniel still a Toronto blues fan?

Hehe nice

Sri Lanka looking good

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Fuck you on about

some grim progression of a dead narrative

sa arent making it to the semifinals this year lads

The good looking ones are

so no Victorian women

Thought there was quite a few good looking ladies around Melbourne last time I went

and neither are nz

Business idea: start a business that involves a majorly overpriced product or service and rip people off

get your bloody feet off the couch you mutt

Awful kits wtf

>hey user, come sit and watch our sport with us

>t. Steve jobs

Anyone else watching SA vs SL?

what’s the score mate

SA 47-0 after 6.1 overs

Shit Lanka are incredibly grim. First wicket just now tho

Big Strong Western Australians on holiday no doubt

yes Nate

a very rich man
funny that

well hes the richest man in the cemetary now

>women commentating
YIKES

>du plessis comes in
>run rate drops

a full strength fakhar zaman

pack up your shit and get out

I already fired you

how much longer does Amla have left in him do you reckon lads

Is the game being televised?

might take up rugby lads

It's on sky here

this isn’t a full strength Sri lanka

let it go

youtu.be/J7REss6_fCs

never met an intelligent yank

I must have made this 4 years ago

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hi frens and brown people

Why are you addressing yourself as third person?

thoughts on SA this world cup mate

We're fucked as always

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you now remember subhuman coloured

if i saw any of you in the street i would throw my own shit at you and then chin you

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based ngidi lads

based sri lanka

got the horses in the back

I don’t get it, are warm up matches like supposed to be different from regular matches? For the Pakistani side, I don’t see that Amir or this new guy Hassnain batted but here they are bowling. What the fuck is up with that

Thoughts lads?

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fuck up sebbo

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Suck my whole cock

>pookistan losing to based afghans

that hussnain nigga is chucking lol

don't watch brown people play

presumably you will not be watching england v australia, you might see adil rashid bowl to usman khawaja

Morgan has sustained a fracture of his left index finger

that's england done

lol, gone for how long/

based john john wright talking about how india lost a warm up game to natal b team in their warm up game of WC 2003 still went to final

thoughts on the kit?

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t.has never bowled fast in his life
imagine being a big enough brainlet to think chucking in any way helps international fast bowlers.
straight up throwing 150+ is exceptional in itself, but doing it in a weird way while trying to convince others you're not? get to a pitch lard ass

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nibba ive been playing cricket for 20 years. i know that a hyperextension is.

OH NONONONONONONO

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why do you say he chucks? guy doesn't even look close to chucking
similar to tait imo

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jerking his arm

Cheap paki knock off of kohli

t. just skimmed the wikipedia page of babar azam

‘’If you had told me Sri Lanka were gonna win the the World Cup before this tournament started I would have absolutely laughed my buttocks off,
It’s just ridiculous’’

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Who is Reality Christ tipping to win the WC

>Losing to afghanistan

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Imagine leaving the house looking like such a nonce as this

Where is his chin?

a full strength /cric/

the cric lads

a full strength chin

sebbo looking up the walkcunt wikipedia page

do i detect a touch of grey there my friend?

Should be back in time for the opener against SA.

seetho giving the sebGOD shadow(you)s every single day of the week

Walkcunt has biggish arms but no chest. Seems he doesn't know how to activate his pecs

just curls

the Jason holder full strength cock

the danish kaneria googly

He's a member of parliament now, that too of my hometown

lmao that's right completely forgot

what are his politics

honesty is the best policy

one of the premier composers of our generation

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looking good mate

We're taught that in the books as kids

the amir show

Based

the Chris woakes show

the kemar roach show

the bumGod show. You know it'll be ;)

cumGOD

>cumGOD
>bumGOD
yup /cric/ has the big gay

bumGod>cumGod

I have arisen

Must not stick because Indians never follow do it

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>Sri Lanka already got BTFO

Plebby B on suicide watch

afgoatistan

hecking based

For me, it's the growth of European cricket

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The Sri Lanka golden age isn't due to start till next year

Backpedaly B

BASED fucking freshie how's your first day on /cric/ mate?

Like I said a couple threads ago, they need to just designate Continental Europe as a region, like the West Indies, with the best cricketers from those nations playing on the Continental XI first, before going home and representing their national teams.

Affogatostan

the hype is at unbearable levels

a full strength alchy locks

Yo star, yeah yeah, truss
King of kings, lord of lords, truss
See 'nuff man talk about tings they don't know, blud
But you see me star, I'm here to set the record straight

[Hook: Big H (x2)]
'Bout they run the place
I don't wanna hear how the guy buss case
I'mma have to shoot man straight in the face
Try diss H, I will send man space

[Verse 1:]
Just by chance, AK Rifle make man dance
I'mma move further, I'mma enhance
Big .45, I will send man France
I will send man Prague, send the machine, I will spray up the yard
They like to act like they're really hard
Us man are famous, us man are stars
Base and snare, AK Rifle keep one spare
They were like, "H would you keep one there, and a few more that I keep elsewhere?"
Tell them straight, AK Rifle make man skate
Us man are holy, us man are great
One big machine,make you relocate

[Hook: Big H (x2)]
'Bout they run the place
I don't wanna hear how the guy buss case
I'mma have to shoot man straight in the face
Try diss H, I will send man space

Bout they run the block
Then I came through with the ball in the sock
"What we have here is cream of the crop"
They were like "Prez, can you stop?"
I don't want to hear 'bout the guy pumps weights
Turn up to estates, two three rollers but it ain't skates
Used to be a real G, now you cut shapes
You will see apes, I was on the mic when niggas had 'tapes
Man wanna fly, can't see any capes
Sick of these vultures, sick of these snakes
Same old mistakes, salute the real Gs, pick out the fakes
You was on top, you was on top, now it's all downhill without the brakes

[Verse 3: Big H]
I will send man Mars, lick man down over 16 bars
Kill all your bredrins, kill all your spars
Big .45 make a man see stars
I will send man moon, send the machine I will spray up the room
Man wanna talk all tough on a tune, AK Rifle, aim and zoom
Keep on shooting? Ha ha ha ha ha, that's amusing
I'm up there while you man are losing
Don't really like how them man are moving
Keep on firing, badmind you can't stop man shining
Lick man down if I ever find him, seems like them man all need reminding

[Hook: Big H (x2)]
'Bout they run the place
I don't wanna hear how the guy buss case
I'mma have to shoot man straight in the face
Try diss H, I will send man space

[Verse 4: Big H]
I will send man out
Ay there likkle man shower out your mouth
Gunshot fly 'round the whole of your house
Please don't speak when badman are about
I will send man west, leave man's chest in Bangladesh
No ID or proof of address
AK Rifle, I make a mess
I can get man touched, if I eat you that wouldn't even get man much
Swear, I wouldn't even get man rushed
'Nuff times though had to get man stuff
I will get man sliced, shank, that won't even get man life
Murking, that will leave a Met man nice
'Nuff times though had to get man twice

[Hook: Big H (x2)]
'Bout they run the place
I don't wanna hear how the guy buss case
I'mma have to shoot man straight in the face
Try diss H, I will send man space

a full strength rashid khan

a full strength Adolf hitler

a full strength Heath Streak

i like it

a full strength group stage

A peak Mohammad Zahid

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

animal collective- graze

reckon each nation of’ the balkans’ should unite as a cricketing powerhouse

unironically reckon a full strength balkans would beat USA in Sofia

Which one of you lads did this?

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the ket has worn off and I’m feeling extremely anxious,’gonna go hide under my bedsheets for the whole weekend with the lights turned off

They're going to come again user. They've been watching. Waiting for this moment. You cannot stop them. As you lie under your sheets you'll remember this post. Paranormal stuff is real and using drugs breaks the protective shield between our worlds. You're an idiot.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN why doesnt Cyprus have a /cric/ team? And i dont mean pakis or indians playing.

It does, retard. It has ICC status since 2017. Also, daily reminder, the Ionian Islands, which were once British (until we gave them to Greece FOR FREE as a coronation present) loved cricket, but Greece isn't a big cricket nation.

it's just some seething Deano that can't deal with pozball not being the centre of attention for once

excited by the prospect of cricket spreading into central asia from the subcontinent
you've got your kazakhstans, your tajikistans, your kyrgyzstans, the list goes on

so true

reckon turkmenistan will try to resist cricket, instead inventing their own moronic bat-and-ball sport and naming it after their president's mother

horrible idea

absolute mong

yes mate Croatians and Serbians would love being in a team together as would Poles and Germans etc

this would also definitely solve the south asian/Afghan issue and not make it even worse

it also would be completely plausible for amateur cricketers to leave their country and their job to come play in a team that makes no money has no infrastructure and no support

fucking dumb cunt

such an odious presence sebbo is

a full strength Theresa May

Imagine posting a furious response hours later thinking I'd read it.

a full strength so true

a full strength zyzz

this is a joke right the indian cricketer's last name isn't actually Coolie?

a full strength Palestine

sebbo on the ropes

a full length shoaib akhtar

a full strength pot of pu'er

heath streak>Matthew hoggard>Tim southee

a full strength pot to piss in

you need a 115IQ at the very minimum to appreciate the aesthetics and physics of test cricket

richo and sebbo don’t like test cricket because their IQs lie at a paltry 95 or so

a full strength head of hair

Yeah I said it again fuck you baldy b

How does fatguts even type? Does he have a special fat finger keyboard or does he use talk to text?

this is the full strength post

....I am back.

Fielding position for this feel?

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how was your toilet break m8

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based

Poodictions?

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>BSP

lol good for our spinners

aus
nz

Sri Lanka

*be cricket*

Imagine selecting an option that isn't available or possible.

mo asif> Shane bond> Ryan Harris

why do working class people in england hate cricket with such a passion?

the incel pedo richo

why does bitcho love children with a passion

the ajantha mendis teesra

new thread

"no"

heath streak> hoggard> hilfenhaus> southee

This is the definitive ranking of modern right arm trundlers

they say the man who is tired of plovdiv is tired of life

never heard them say that

Stuart Clark was the best fast bowler of this century
being serious

suspect Holder is packing an 8 incher

only 5 days lads

zachy b
low t

can't wait

sebby
low insulin due to an exhausted pancreas from consuming 5000 calories of Taco Bell every day for 15 years

suspect mashrafe mortaza possesses a 140 Cricketing IQ

fuck up, only ate 1470 calories of taco bell today.

grim

horrible attempt at banter

sebbo mate just stop trying to be funny, you're not funny even by American standards and you simply do not fit in anglo threads

*does a depression*

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this is why I love cricket

>try to shake his hand
>he lays you down on the ground
wtf

reckon a full strength sebbo would stomp a full strength straffo at Taco Bell

sebbo Bell

Straffo is a man of peace

a full strength sebbo would destroy an extra strength finasteridey b at banista bell

yikes

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