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Chelsea Women manager Emma Hayes has called for goals to be made smaller to better deal with women's 'physical differences'.

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>women's game does not have to mirror everything from men's football
I think that is a very good statement and in order to make woman's football more appealing they should indeed change the rules to fit them better. What's the problem here?

>womanlets

desu there should be a manlet league where everyone 5'9 and under can play together without getting hurt by men. smaller goal, smaller ball etc

Should let them play on half the field like the nine year olds.

>manlet league
Average football player is like 1.78

The main issue with this is it would severely limit where women can okay football. At the top level it won't be a problem but there's no way every park or Sunday league team is going to buy a second set of goals just for women to use

>an actual good idea
Isn't it illegal to have those in Britain?

Then they would need to have a set of small goals that will need to be swapped in between games.

Guess who will be doing that job

>okay
I meant play

Incredible sensible take. Women's football doesn't need to take EVERYTHING from men's football to be good.

I'd still watch it.

You slay girl

nothing, this board has a bunch of /pol/tards on it now

It’s embarrassing watching how easy it is to lob the goalkeeper in woman’s football, I feel like it makes up 75% of goals and there’s nothing they can do to stop it

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>once everyone started talking about politics everywhere I suddenly noticed a lot of people everywhere who disagree with me
>wtf how did that happen
>must be le /pol/ boogeyman
the absolute state of american education for coastal urban rednecks

Fucking outraged that people think women are not capable of playing with normal-size goals.

if anything, the solution would be lowering field size. changing just the posts wouldn't solve anything. it would make the game more boring

*sigh* Let’s unpack this.

This Nazi is implying that men and women are biologically and socially different, which is not even remotely true. Women can do ANYTHING that men can do. Gender is simply a social construct.

Who cares about roastball

Whatever happened to Pizza at McDonald's?
Do you remember it?
How did it taste?

Women should switch to playing futsal. Nude and covered in baby oil.

I agree. Make goal smaller and shorts shorter.

finally

STATPADDERS BTFO

and there’s nothing you can do about it sweaty

>everything I disagree with is /pol/

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She’s right but the problem would be the cost of making new goal frame sizes for the women’s game. The reason we even have women’s league etc in the first place is because they all use the already established facilities created for men’s teams.

I totally agree, but the funding isn't there. A slightly smaller pitch and goal would do wonders for their game but then they couldn't share resources with men.

wow, bit racist against women

Haha

If they made it 30 mins a half and smaller pitches/goals it would be unique and far more exciting.

Yet we managed to play 7-a-side as kids with purpose built smaller nets.

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5 out of 11 players should be women, endless tactical possibilities for the managers

Just put them in bikini's and people will watch

sepp blatter may be a total bellend but he was definitely on to something when he said women should wear tighter shorts

They have lower nets in basketball and volleyball it's only logical to have smaller goals as well

All women hooligan firms please

U WANT SUM!?

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Ah the good old days when constant sexual harassment was played for laughs

my hooligland's firm alrite

/pol/tards would actually agree with her, since women are physically weaker you dunce

Did anyone else see Sky Sports reporting her as a candidate for the Chelsea job is Sarri leaves? Lmao

Imagine midge league

That's all her talking. Dont blame her she knows she wont get it but it draws some attention to her and her team

wow, really? I would hope a voice of reason came on to point out that women can't be football

They should do a sequel to Bend it like Beckham where Kiera becomes manager of a men's team

>Women's game does not have to mirror everything from men's football
Like the pay? LMAO

>change the rules because the GKs are fat and small
They should do this with real football too. I might be able to join a PL team with this equity shit in place.

women can be footballs too Dean

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if you think about it, it's pretty unfair that I can't be a premier league footballer just because i'm overweight and can't really play football. for people like me the premier league is a closed shop. More needs to be done to get people like me into the league

>randomly starts frothing and foaming about /pol/
go back to /r/nba or whatever nigger ape subreddit you originated from, cuckold

They should do both

Exactly mate. I've always felt it pretty unfair that Sadio Mane is allowed to run so fast when Peter Crouch cant. Feel we need a speed limit enforced in the game to make it more fair.

haha epic
this meme is still funny
it really is, believe me
it just is
it definitely didn't die and become a boomer meme 3 years ago
no sir haha

Yesterday they were calling for different treatment for other reasons
All fair enough but they also feel like they deserve equality of salary for some bizarre reason

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most of the faggots in male teams hardly ever can shoot on target without missing the net and you want women to score on a smaller net?

wow, triggered snowflake? just remember trump IS your president

I liked based Steve's take on this one.

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Can someone explain for a social media retard?

it really does depress me how this garbage is being pushed more and more. literally no one cares, the standard is worse than schoolboy football. women can have their own shitty leagues but please don't try to give it any coverage as it doesn't deserve it and is solely subsidised by the men's game

Women aren’t capable of rational thought. They only have emotions. They FEEL like they should have equal pay because of muh equality. But they have absolutely no knowledge about economics

if they are going to do this they need to maek the pitches smaller too obviously. that way the physical difference between the men and women's game isn't anywhere near as apparent as now

Haha

But kids are the majority of people who play football. Every training pitch where kids play has these small nets. It's possible to have the same with these potential women's nets, but they won't be used nearly as often

dean windass is about 70 IQ and he says 70 IQ things with 70 IQ spelling and grammar

What is the point in us English ex-footballers doing our (coaching) badges, never going to get jobs. Don't have to say why.

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He's illiterate. He's complaining that ex England players getting their coaching badges arent getting coaching jobs because of PC reasons.

>now

Why dont women just start there own football league with there own teams with there own rules and there own goals?

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I feel like all of this would be fine if the women in sport were all openly of the opinion that men and women do differ in physicality and hence need things easier, however, they aren't.
We see in other sports i.e. tennis that the women at the top, who play less for the same amount, legitimately do think they'd take on men with success.

because they don't have money for it

kys

...Why?

Premier League had 2.8 goals per game while the female league had 3.0 goals per game.

except most of the time it's not them voicing those opinions, but media and other people with their agendas

yikes

kek, everyone would watch the manlet league
90% of the world's best players are under 5'10

>women complain, sue, complain, and sue until salaries are the same for men and women football
>suddenly third rate footballers identify as women
>all professional and national teams are now entirely men identifying as women
Roasties btfo again.

stfu you sad misogynistic freaks

because the goal post is too big and in most of those goals scored, the keeper didn't have a chance to make a save.
i get it, but that would just make the game more boring and unfun

Actually, a better move would be to increase the size of the men's net to match the increase in average height of the goalkeepers since the invention of the sport.

>men identifying as women
They’re women. Not men identifying as women.

Remove the goals entirely. Crown both sides as victors after a fun gender-adjusted 60 minute kick-about. Replace the referees' whistle with jazz hands.
Let's make this a positive sport.

Some men are more proactive in this sense and come up with new hobbies that better match their various abilities. Beer and video games are mostly very inclusive. Or were, until the advent of the micro brew sipping e-sports bois, finally avenging themselves for getting picked last for any form of physical activity.

You're right. I profusely apologise for my racism and hate speech.

that's funny, because womens football is actually more manly than the gay shit in normal leagues when they flop every two seconds and cry constantly

>that's funny
Thank you but I was being serious.

yes, and that's why it was funny

>tfw your best players choke because they're on their periods

I remember reading that often women will sychronise periods with other women at their workplace
could be awkward if it happens on the day of a cup final!!! cant have all your players bleeding all over the place and complaining instead of playing LOL

This ‘World Cup’ is going to be insufferable. The BBC are pushing it constantly on their website and on the TV.

I can legitimately see them cutting it down to 60 or 70 mins

you dont have to watch it

>le woman don't dive meme
Have you even watched a women's game? Their diving makes fucking Neymar look like hard as nails center back from the 1970's.

*kicks and permabans you from his server*

mmmm, maybe your scummy national team. our girls do not cheat, thank you very much

women dive less because they're not smart enough. diving is a tactical aspect of the game

They dive less because they're afraid of getting hurt by falling over

Nonetheless, I don’t like being socially engineered to watch cunts play football worse than my local Sunday league team.

they just don't want to put dirt on themselves

You can just watch it for the comedy.

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(Please note that this is the final of the Euro 2013. As in the two best teams in Europe. Let that sink in.)

based

well if the women cannot cope with the standards then perhaps they should just stick to women sports like cooking, washing the dishes, cleaning and, in some parts of the world like بَريطانِيا العُظْمى, getting raped

The presenter of their journalist roundtable show managed to ask "well, doesn't 9 successful years as ladies coach qualify her for the men's job?" with a straight face and you could see the panic on the face of the poor bloke who had to dance around answering it.

ah based, thought you would missed a comedic opportunity with those arab runes

>now

Western woman can't be raped by arabs or blacks because rape is about privilege and power.

Sky Sports has proven it won't accept panellists with unpopular views, see what happened to Gordon Strachan, so I can't imagine any debate on there is worthwhile.

>well if the women cannot cope with the standards
the standards... of what?

They would benefit from smaller pitches too desu. Less distance to cover = less running = can play at a higher tempo without getting tired, so it might actually be more exciting.

Women playing on full size pitches makes for so fucking slow football.

>season-ending pregnancy

They should make women's football to proper football what crazy golf is to proper golf.
Heavily compress everything, 50 minute matches, 1m width goals, 70m pitches.

and skimpy outfits

Shit like this would make FM godlike to play. Getting that regen in 14 years time.
Unfortunately, women can't compete on the same level when it comes to physical sports and, if most video games, chess, etc, are concerned, they also can't compete mentally either.

it is ture, even for men. I hate that players scroe easily in 1v1 with the gk. football is to easy, all the work is just passing the ball the defense and voila , a goal. gk are too tiny or cage is too big. fuck this shit. i hate football due to this.

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2 balls in play at once

Are they the GOAT footie team?

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*loses to a boy’s high school team*

>played 198
>lost 2
Wtf, how did this happen?

Do kids there play with adult goals? If not, why not use those? It's not like chicks would get a dent on their ego as they biologically aren't able to have one.

this tbqh
also make the pitch shorter
quality would improve immediately

PSG (the only other good team in the division) beat them 1-0 on both occasions. Lyon have won the league multiple times with 22 straight wins as well.

On a related note, you actually get points for losing in female Ligue 1:
>A win in D1 Féminine is worth 4 points, with 2 points for a draw and 1 for a defeat.

They're way too small, Pekka. They're women, not grade schoolers.

Do you believe they should get paid the same?

Why are Lyon of all teams so dominant, maybe if it was PSG female team it'd make sense but

If I had to guess, which I do as I now fuckall about women's sports, I'd guess they got a dominant team at some point by chance, similiar to Barcelona having a handful of homegrown top tier players not too long ago. Then they got attractive to top players and they can dictate whom they wan't as it's the club to join, and things won't change as there's literally no incentive for anyone to actually invest money in the sport.

because they were one of the first to massively invest on wimminz

Tbh with people trying to push it nowadays might be the perfect time to invest

She's absolutely correct.
Watching women goalies trying to make saves is embarrassing.

This. Some of the women's football is pretty good but the goalkeepers always look a few levels below everyone else leading to many comedy goals

If he said what everybody thinks, he’d probably lose his job.

Nice society we’ve got now.

agree

Just play futsal then? It suits them more.

The player that step overs it out for a goal kick at 0:35 is the current ballon d'or holder..

Based.

she should stick to twerking, dumb slag

I want to be her bf...

You also get a point when losing in basketball. It's not to get a pity consolation positive reward, though, it's to give the possibility to enforce a harsher penalty to a team if they fuck up something by giving them 0 pt (like if they play a player they should have the right to, or if the game can't go to the end because of the fans pulling some shit, or stuff like that).

The issue with this is that it also makes it more difficult for strikers. The only realistic solution I see is for female goalkeepers to wear giant gloves, foam hand size.

Reminder that there are people who unironically think this is a good idea

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Just cancel women football lol

Wouldn't it be simpler to just deduct a point?

Does that include wages?

But there's plenty of great manlet keepers, Shay Given in particular was god tier.

>anyone who doesn't want to murder children or ruin the lives of the ones who manage to survive past birth is /pol/

>random whore deserves the job more than a club legend
Lol

t. sterling

damn british women look like THAT?

I've been saying this for years. It's simply not fair to expect someone that is 1.75m being able to cover a good amount of the goal. Even 1.80m is too small for a goalkeeper usually.

Having the women play on a smaller pitch would much improve the entertainment value, but that would probably not be accepted by teams themselves. Maybe a slightly smaller ball would even be a good idea.

>.....but make sure we still get equal pay as the men
Yea fuck off cunts.

I don't really see how a goal being shrunken should effect their pay. Not that they should be making anywhere near as much as men, but that shouldn't really be a reason.

>equal pay as men's clubs
No one is asking for this though you retard.

Don't make fun of our Nobbs, thanks.

It massively affects their ability to play on the highest level and is directly linked to monetary aspects.

Yeah that's a myth

Wtf you want even less goals in football ? Our honest farmer clubs can barely score with the current goals, imagine if the goals were smaller

sorry, i am virgin and don't know a lot about women

>I don't really see how
Of course you don't, eunuch. Why would you?

>so simple even a Finn can figure it out.
Well done, sir.

Watched keeping up appearance the other day and the enitre episode was Hyacinth trying to stop some guy raping her.

Weird AF

Based and 400iqpilled

Wow, an actual good point on Yea Forums

Das rite Queen !

nippon post best post

they should just scrap female athletics altogether. certain excepts could be made of course. women's tennis. gymnastics, some others perhaps

in russia she would be 9/10+
idk how in uk

I thought Russian women were supposed to be attractive

>men and woman are equal

But wouldn't it make the game more dynamic and interesting?
Reminder that the net in women's volleyball is a bit shorter than men's

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why don't women just use those fucking kid nets then

>because of PC reasons
Seems like you're the illiterate one here

Arent adult women teams beaten by grade schoolers on a regular basis?

Good, be scared you nigger faggot chink kike bitch.

i havent played footy in 10 years and im convinced i'd be top 2 keeper and a top20 outfield player in womans world

you just outed yourself fuckwit

because they're literally made for grade schoolers

no, they haven't even hit fucking puberty

And the regular ones are literally made for men. Women fit better with the grade schoolers in comparison

>let's reduce the number of goals in a sport that barely has goals. And pay them the same, even though they want to be different & the interest isn't there

It's a good idea, the goal is to big for GKs
Female finally accepting that they are inferior

>Women fit better with the grade schoolers in comparison
and how did you come to that conclusion? female keepers are like 5'7-6', i don't see in which reality that is closer to grade schoolers than men

>tf
>tp
Has to be bait desu