OAK: Raiders do one-year deal with TE Erik Swoope
DAL: Cowboys, Zeke on 'same page' with contract
TEN: Delanie Walker estimates he's 85 percent
SEA: Bobby Wagner present at OTAs, not practicing
TB: Bucs claim TE Jordan Leggett off waivers
SEA: 'Chance' Ezekiel Ansah is ready for Week 1
SEA: Jarran Reed (sports hernia) out until camp
SEA: Chris Carson recovering from knee operation
NYJ: Peter Schrager assisting in Jets' GM search?
SF: Matt Breida has 'slightly' torn pectoral
/NFL/ General: Smokin Len Dawson edition
>this is now outdated
I'm not a pats fan, but I don't get how anybody can hate Brady. It has to be pure seething and just general jealousy.
"Yeah, I got to like 80, 83 in Denver and then you have to times it by two because it's like two miles above altitude," Mahomes said, via the Kansas City Star. "So I can handle the extra 20."
Estadio Azteca sits at a reported 7,280 feet above sea level, or about 1.4 miles. The Broncos stadium in Denver is at 5,280 feet, one mile.
After tossing 50 TDs in 2018, Mahomes isn't thinking about big numbers -- he's after championships. Asked how many touchdowns he'd toss in 2019, the QB quipped:
"Enough to win the Super Bowl," he said. "As many touchdowns as I can throw that will help us find a way to win the Super Bowl will be awesome."
It's not the height but the pollution that he should worry about.
kek based honduras.
Mahomies was saying he could throw 100 yard TD in Mexico City
Boomer football was kino except for all the shutouts
thats literally all it is
No it’s not, he still only has five rings
I don’t think many people hate Brady as a person, they just hate the patriots and thus him as well.
If pic related was your team you’d be pretty mad too.
People hate Brady over deflategate and spygate still. They're convinced he's an actual cheater.
i am going to go back to sleep
for me it's patrick mahomes II
in the picture he wasn't pending a 6th ring. he now is. It's outdated
Literally every picture is outdated, they all show something from the past.
I tend to dislike autists. I appreciate his football ability, but I don't really like him.
So, you hate yourself as well?
A little bit, I guess
As much as the Giants have the reputation of being Patriot-killers in the playoffs, I feel like historically they’re moreso 49ers-killers in the playoffs.
>1986, do >pic related in the Divisional Game and concuss Joe Montana
>1990, end the threepeat in the NFCCG and murder Montana all the way to Kansas City
>2011, win ot in candlestick by scaring Kyle Williams into 3 fumbles
Without the gnats, there is very much a possibility that the 49ers would have 8 rings, 4 coming from a 5 year stretch
How does Sean Payton escape the same criticism that Mike McCarthy got? He's had even less success as far as post season visits and losing seasons with Brees.
Because muh hurricane katrina
Because Fraudgers fanboys need any and all excuses to defend him when he inevitably comes up short
*wins the AFC South*
Iggles are the falcon killers in the playoffs
>beat vick after the huge win at lambeau vs favre in 01
>beat them in the 04 nfccg, killed alge crumpler
>beat them with a goal line stand in 17
*loses the first post season game they have to play outside
I hate the Eagles, but that goal line stand was pretty good. The Falcons had such shit play calling.
Occasional reminder that it was 28 to 3 in the 3rd quarter
so why did you say it wasn't outdated then?
B Dawk was so fucking based
>he thinks only one person is replying to him
Why do newfriends do this?
Because the Packers are expected to win continuously. Until that owl the Saints were Browns and Loins-tier laughing stocks.
oh it wasn't you? not sure why you'd even reply with this then
Lmao!!! the Choofs crybabby rule didn't go through. Try fielding a defense, faggots.
his playstyle is boring af and lacks the aesthetic value of a peyton or the pure excitement factor of a favre or elway. nevermind that hes an unlikeable prick and the cheatriots are dirty cheaters owned by a dirty kike.
>his playstyle is boring af and lacks the aesthetic value of a peyton or the pure excitement factor of a favre or elway.
This is actually fair. He’s the GOAT but he’s a “boring” GOAT, so people get tired of him.
>nevermind that hes an unlikeable prick and the cheatriots are dirty cheaters owned by a dirty kike.
This part is just pure assblasted mad
why do the chiefs and their fans attribute the blame for losing to the patriots in the playoffs to their shitty defense, and not the fact their MVP QB got shut out in the first 30 minutes of the football game?
yeh, he played well in the second half. but it wasn't enough to not let it go to OT. Don't blame your defense when your offense did literally nothing for half the game
seething
SEETHING
andy had a bit of blame as well for not actually using his timeouts appropriately in OT when the defense was completely gassed giving up multiple 3rd and long conversions
>run the ball a couple times for no gain
>kick a field goal
>win the game
How would people have remembered this game?
There's no legitimate reason not to let both teams have a chance to possess the ball in OT. I'm not a chefs fan, but the current system sucks, objectively.
There shouldn’t be overtime. Go straight to field goal shootout.
>In NFL overtime, we will go to a modified sudden death. Each team will have a chance to possess the football, with the exception that a touchdown will always end the game. The first team to score points will win unless the first team to possess the ball scores a field goal, in which the other team will have a chance to either score a field goal to continue overtime, or score a touchdown. Because this is the playoffs, overtime will continue until we have a winner. Patriots, you’re the away team so you get to pick heads or tails.
>why do the pats and their fans attribute the blame for losing to the falcons in the owl to their shitty defense, and not the fact their MVP QB got shut out in the first 40 minutes of the football game?
>yeh, he played well in the second half. but it wasn't enough to get it to go to OT. Don't blame your defense when your offense did literally nothing for half the game
As much as I say i hate the igloos and the fans, you guys can be pretty based.
>that goalline stand
>the respect for Victor Cruz as he was getting carted off
I like BB I dont like Brady
Opposite for me.
Like Brady
Dislike but respect Belichick
Can not stand Boston fans as they have the largest persecution complex on planet earth despite seeing success in the last 20 years that most teams won’t see in 200 years
>Brady
>blue eyes
Fucking garbage.
This I don’t mind if you win but stop acting like a victim all the time for fucks sake.
???
The only thing I've seen New England act like a "victim" about is deflategate. And honestly, they have every reason to. It's a pile of horse shit if you look into it. What are you guys talking about specifically?
The league is always out to get them and Kraft is goodell’s number one most wanted man according to any Bostonian.
Deflategate was retarded and they were in the right to be annoyed by it, but their crying that the refs are against them and the league is out on a witch-hunt against them is annoying as hell. And they do this in hockey and baseball as well. It’s a very Boston thing.
Yeah I’m with, I’m not really used to thinking of Boston as making themselves victims. In almost every sport they just win and win and they can sometimes (definitely not always) be assholes about it. Unless you guys are referencing Deflategate and >BUTSTATISTICALLYWEDONTGETMORECALLSOURWAY, I don’t initially see what you’re referring to
Tom Brady has light green eyes, not blue.
Every single season they get mad that they’re no longer Le quirky underdog from 20 years ago so they have to make up shit to make themselves “the little guy’s” team again. Winning isn’t enough, they have to publicly proclaim that there was a massive conspiracy against them so they can have even more to brag about since they aren’t underdogs anymore. The average patsfag wears more tinfoil than Alex Jones.
I’ve never seen a boston fan ever try to make a boston team look like the small town’s team ever
t. Gnatsfag who wants them to fucking stop winning everything >WE want a turn
Lmao than you have never been in a Red Sox thread ever you casual shit
This reeks of “fellow white people”, except it’s “fellow non-Bostonians”
There is a whole generation of fans who have known nothing but success. Nothing to truly humble them other than an occasional SB loss or the Celtics or Bruins or Sox occasionally underperforming. This obviously won't last and they'll lose a lot of the bandwagoners and casuals. I've been following them since Grogan was the starter, we had a persecution problem back then as well but it was semi justified.
>visiting a baseball thread
>unironically
No I haven’t, I don’t now, I don’t plan to in the future, no, not at all.
I’m not a Boston sports fan
There teams are awful but their fans are the worst.
I root for the New York NFL League of American Football in the United States of America Giants
I miss the Philadelphia Basketball 76ers poster
Agreed 100%
>leltics: second round exit of playoffs
>ruins: currently playing for Stan Lee's cup
>red sux: current champs
>patsies: current champs
um sweaty
That was a phone correction
Their teams are good but their fans are awful casuals
>Feds: Tyrann Mathieu's relative tried to extort millions from him with sex assault accusations, murder threats
It was a dude, too.
For me, it’s the Indianapolis Football Baby Horses.
>why do the chiefs and their fans attribute the blame for losing to the patriots in the playoffs to their shitty defense, and not the fact their MVP QB got shut out in the first 30 minutes of the football game?
Because the Chiefs were literally one man being offsides from making it to the superbowl.
>IT WAS OUR TURN!!!
>the most liberal and self-hating white part of the country by percentage (New England) has the team considered to be the nationalist white man’s team (Patriots)
Is there a more delicious irony?
reminder that the patriots defense held the falcons to just 21 points and that the last touchdown came from a brady pick-six.
>baby horses
Funny, I just realized that the my little ponies in the superb owl commercial were rooting for the colts. They could’ve also done broncos bow that I think about it
Guarantee the guy who made that for the commercial was an assblasted faguars or toxins fan. Colts and ponies aren’t the same thing anyway. Ponies are specifically tiny horse breeds for women and gays, Colts are just stallions/real horses still in the formative stage. Colts are to stallions as cubs are to bears, ponies are to horses as stuffed teddy’s are to bears.
and the burrs were one made fieldgoal from winning a playoff game.
Or one FG away. Why didn't Mahomes put up some points in the first half?
I doubt that this segment in the commercial had any spite or insult in it at all. Like, I don’t think some guy named Frank was like, “fuck the colts, I’m gonna have cartoon ponies where their gear.” This was probably the thought process:
>the colts are a team
>ponies are kinda like horses and colts
>lets have them rooting for the colts ecks dee
You’re probably right but that shit made me unreasonably butthurt so I’m going to cope by saying that’s what it was
Clearly the chiefs should just cut mahomes and start over
did you forget how awful the packers offense was with backup qbs?
>can't even outscore a 41 year old AT HOME
yeh no kidding. cut their fucking losses and move on
rodgers is a better QB than brees so mccarthy has been held to a higher standard
it is just a children's show.
>rodgers is a better QB than brees
Kinda reminds me when Brady lost to the corpse of Peyton Manning who literally couldn’t throw a pass 15 yards anymore
>I don't understand demographics: the post
It is, and just a general hate for New England
He is a cheater
More like he lost to the Broncos' legendary defense, but yeah.
No need to be upset by it, just a kiddie show used for a bit of wordplay at most
He's really not, though. It's just a meme.
>Can not stand Boston fans as they have the largest persecution complex on planet earth despite seeing success in the last 20 years that most teams won’t see in 200 years
Most of that complex comes from being (rightly) called out on being the most racist fans in all of NA sports.
Uh but that Brit poster just told me it’s mahomes fault for losing to Brady only scoring 24 points so it’s bradys fault to losing to Peyton for only scoring 18 points
>patriots lose away from home in the AFCCG
>chiefs lose at home in the AFCCG
Imagine working all season to get a homefield advantage, get to the precipice of a superbowl and all you have to do is outscore a 41 year old and you can't do it
Buffalo is worse imo
>goalposts: moved
I said he couldn't outscore brady at home. Please see imagine having the fastest WR in the league, the best or second best TE in the league and all of the weapons he has AND homefield advantage, and still not being able to outscore a 41 year old QB
I'm not him obviously but those two situations aren't the same. Blame for a loss isn't static. Brady could not be at fault for the loss to the Broncos while Mahomes could be responsible for his loss to the Patriots. In fact, I would argue Mahomes most certainly is more culpable if we're comparing those two games. The Patriots had a good defense that season with spotty problems. The Broncos quite literally had one of the best defenses to ever exist in the NFL. The games really aren't comparable.
You'd be surprised. Bill Russell, the greatest Celtic if not player of that era, wouldn't even come to his jersey retirement ceremony because of the way the fans treated him and still treat the black players on the team. He only agreed to go when the ceremony was done in an empty stadium. You should hear the sports talk people trip over themselves whenever Boston fans being racist is brought up, even when it still happens every season, "it's just a few bad eggs, we've moved past our history, everyone else won't let us forget it", etc. Let's just say there are more Gordon Hayward jerseys than most others currently.
Not him and not a patsfag, but I like how you are purposefully writing down 41yo to play up the idea that losing to bradley is some unheard of thing. If you reworded it as “Losing to a 5-6x superbowl champion, arguably greatest player of all time, and conference champ defender” your post would seem more autistic than it already is.
lmao nice troll job by schefty. for a second I thought that he tore it again. chargers fans would've damn near shit themselves reading this tweet if the chargers had fans
Explain. I said New England is very liberal, which is true. I also said that the patriots have in recent years, inadvertently or not, become the “white nationalist” team of choice (which is also true).
If I was sensible about what made me mad I wouldn’t be autistic and I wouldn’t be on Yea Forums
Cool it with the blatant /pol/ bait
he just jinxed him tho
ok dad
You didn’t answer my question.
Thank you Aiden/Jackson/Tyler. Excited for the 8th grade?
It's just sort of pointless to point out. For one, Patriots fans aren't as liberal as the general populations of that area. Going to any of their games should make that obvious. So even though the states are very liberal, the fans are comparatively not.
The only reason anyone sees them as a symbol of white nationalism is because retarded twitter liberals spammed that the 28-3 comeback felt like election night all over again and Atlanta was viewed as the "black team that deserved a win/it's their turn" while the Patriots were associated with Trump and all of that.
Most people don't view the Patriots as a white team. They're not even the whitest team in the NFL, the Bengals are. They've had no real association with white nationalism since the Super Bowl vs the falcons. /pol/tards hate football/sports and by extension the Patriots.
True
White liberals do not usually watch football. Considering the smaller number of minorities in NE I would assume that patriots fanbase would lean more conservative than the falcons or cowboys fanbases.
>the most liberal and self-hating white part of the country by percentage (New England)
Citation needed
Jones had the same accuracy as Haskins, despite massive pressure and receivers who never got separation. I can't wait until the Jewish media is forced to face months of derisive tweets about Daniel when he's a top-10 qb
Doesn't matter. Lock is still going to have a better career than both of them.
>accuracy percentage
Literally what do they mean by this?
>muh Jewish media
Why are you so autistic?
Not him but the media being run by jews has been a meme on 4channel.organization probably since the only board was Yea Forums
>meme
Good goy
BIG
STONES
JONES
Buffalo just doesn’t get the media attention Boston does partly because their teams are never relevant.
I never spoke on the validity of the meme, however.
Also, Yea Forums came before Yea Forums. Yea Forums was made to stop people from shitposting on Yea Forums.
Daniel Jones is not a good quarterback. Haskins isn't either, though, so who cares.
I nearly shit a brick house reading about Bosa injuring his hamstring, until I realized they were talking about Nick Bosa
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
I thought when >herootsfordaburrs created Yea Forums, it was just a single board, and when other boards were made, the main random board developed into Yea Forums
>doinks once
You’ll never guess what happened afterwards
I said before last season started that among the 2018 QB draft class, Mayfield would have the best rookie season but that Rosen would have the best career. Obviously the second prediction isn’t looking so good right now. Is there any chance Rosen stops being such a kike and actually tries in Miami?
Holy fucking cringe
gnats are dynasty killers
>niners
>bills
>pats
yep
you dont really think the stats and accolades are a fluke, do you?
Yeh he's a 5-6 superbowl champion and arguably the greatest player ever.
He's also 41 (forty one) years old. He also doesn't have a WR like Hill or a TE like Kelce. He was also away from home.
>QB drafted by Elway
>good
LOL
>mfw the packers win the super bowl
>big guy
>strong arm
>high football IQ
First ballot HoF
Yea Forums sucks ever since moot left
Oh no a 2nd year player playing his first full year and starting his second ever playoff game lost to the greatest defensive minded headcoach and quarterback tandem in the history of the league that have been doing this same shit for two decades! He must be shit!
That's how retarded you sound, friend
Moot was gay boy. I am glad he's gone.
sarcastic people are faggots
Nick Chubb is better than Barkley.
Nobody asked for your opinion bud
Aaron Jones and Philip Lindsay are better than both.
>forgetting Eli bootyblasting both Farve and Rodgers in lambeau
I wish I could scroll through a thread without ads
he was a gay boy but he was our gay boy
Join the Clover masterrace
Yea Forums went to complete shit when that faggot gook took over. You unironically get banned on Yea Forums just for saying nigger now
>MVP can't outscore a 41 year old with a plethora of white manlet receivers at home
yikes
>downplaying gronk as anything other than the GOAT TE
Yeah, you're a fanboying retard. Kys
White manlets make the best receivers
White manlets have failed with every team that didn't have Tom Brady
join voat
absolutley this
>literally using the corpse of 2018/19 gronk as an argument
jesus fucking christ
>nick chubb is better than barkley
browns fans heads are getting way too big
>ATG players can't be good even they're old
>m-muh brady's 41 years old!
Which is it, you absolute retard? Gronk wasn't invisible in the playoffs. Stop posting already you embarrassing autist
they can be good, but both brady and gronk (gronk moreso) took a massive step back this year
chiefs should've won. they were the favourites. they had the MVP at QB, the weapons and homefield. brady had edelman, the corpse of gronk, a rookie at RB and the better HC
aren't you the faggots who say he is the greatest of all time? Why say that he should be easily beatable by any team because
>41
then turn around and say no quarterback has and will never be as good as Tom Brady
Haha because Aaron Rodgers is gay, right? Lmao xD
Cry more, snowflakes
Isn't Chubb #1 in the league when it comes to yards after contact? That's about the best measure you can get for a back.
Gronk could still easily line up and block exceptionally well which benefitted the run game. He had some crunch time catches also, again, he wasn't anywhere as bad as you're trying to make out with the "muh corpse" bullshit.
and not a single person would take him over Kelce, who most people thought was the best TE in the league last year
*hits pipe*
snowflakes? I literally hate gooks
Having a daughter sucks, that's why you want to raise her right so she can catch you a good son-in-law.
or if your in Alabama hey, no need to raise her to fuck other men when she can fuck you right?
100%
I’ve been a falcons fan since I started watching football, Vick era. Not even I can hate him. Granted he’s the main reason I haven’t really watched football in the past 2 years but the dude is the goat.
At that point you have two annoying women who want all of your time and money. Send your daughter out into the world so she can bring home a son for you to watch football with.
That doesn't make Gronk deadweight like you were implying earlier. He was still showing up in crunch time blowing one on one matchups with the chiefs' secondary right the fuck out, as well as effectively runblocking.
based and ultra redpilled
Nobody truly forgets Rambeau in Lambeau
/pol/ is so dumb it hurts
Fuck You!
>Frank Gore is still running
>Kelce
>Better than Ertz or Kittle last year
No, no one thought this.
>blaming the Jews for your tiny penis
better than ertz many people have though
>inb4 RING RING RING
Kittle yeah you have an argument
t. father of a daughter
I see bitchknees is ban evading in this thread. lol seething
this user's daughter will marry a black man
no im not you stupid faggot
NDAMUKONG SUH!!!!!!!!!
AND YOU?????
who will be this drafts late round pro bowler?
Some nigger
Greedy Williams
oh my God I wish time travel was possible so I didnt have to deal with the may football "news" cycle
2nd round isn't late round
Me
Miss the aaf bros
>[X] runs [Y]
>haha you said [X] is why you have a tiny penis!
Normie logic
Gerri Green
>oh my God I wish time travel was possible so I could go back to that fateful night and tell your mom to get that abortion
Full house confirms
Hunter "keep calling him Mel by accident" Renfrow
Minshew
>11444
Based and Coltspilled
Kansas City Chiefs star Patrick Mahomes loves ketchup. He revealed how far he took his obsession with the condiment in a recent interview.
The league MVP told Barstool Sports’ podcast “Pardon My Take” on Monday just how much he used ketchup.
“When I was young I used to eat ketchup sandwiches – just bread and ketchup,” he told hosts PFT Commenter and Big Cat.
Big Cat laughed, saying “that’s disgusting.”
Mahomes agreed and said he would eat the sandwiches every other day.
“Maybe that’s why I can throw it far. That might have been the trick,” Mahomes joked. “That was definitely something I got away from as I got a little bit older.”
Mahomes conceded that he still puts ketchup on his mac and cheese and his steaks.
>Baste Mahomes
a very good ketchup boi
Autism
>Roethlisburger
>in 2014+5
>Andrew Cuck
>in 2014+5
So he's that kid from that adam sandler movie that ate ketchup packets
Lindsay MAYBE...if he can stay healthy. Aaron Jones would have trouble catching a nerf ball with velcro gloves
>24 td 5 int junior year
>31 td to 3 int senior year
how was he a 6th round? that wouldve been first round caliber 10 years ago
how safe of him
Reminder that Eli has as many SB MVPs as all the quarterbarcks in the list combined sans Brady.
Andrew Luck and Ben Rapist I feel are past the point where they deserved to be on this list
that being said I think Luck has the best chance of breaking narratives this season and being something special, if he can stay healthy
now this is seething
Yeah a million years ago
>Ben and Luck over Rivers
F
I really like this guy. I was hoping he'd really shine given the chance out from behind the stacked Eagles D-line depth chart.
Only Wilson and Brady in that list have won a Super Bowl since Eli got his second.
And? What does muh media narrative award have to do with anything?
>the Pats dynasty has only grown stronger and they are favorites this year again like the past 10 years
Scratch that, only Wilson and Brady have gone to a SB since Eli got his second.
Are the Falcons cursed with injuries?
>hmph! im mad!
All awards are media narrative awards.
>they are favorites this year
youre done
Eli is a big brained genius.
Eli is a mediocre qb who has just played a really long time and had well timed postseason heroics.
Hasn’t been a top 10 qb since 2011. At least Rodgers, Big Ben, and Brees have been good in the reg season.
Eli was still in college at mahomes age so to make that comparison is just stupid.
/Bills Owl 2020/
When aren't they favorites? I guess after the start of the season and they spend the first 4 games finishing up the extended preseason.
>be a hero in the playoffs instead of a statpadding faggot in the regular season
Sounds pretty based to me.
>black quarterbacks
who the absolute fuck is sean mcguire?
>Tyree "literally who" Jackson scored higher than both Haskins and Kyler Manlet
wew
what a joke
wonderlic is a complete meme
t. nigger
black QBs are just like black people
awful behavior, incompetent, and irredeemably stupid
Am I missing something? Who’s the fourth?
Yeah, imagine going against the best defensive mind of all time and only score 30.
Fuck off. Belichick held the Rams to THREE.
hey fren, i'm still here.
Well yeah they are more likely to run into the niners in the playoffs than the pats on the superbowl
look at lamar’s one
This old sumbitch is the oldest Panther
#
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The Virgin sperg out
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The Chad argument
I don't think I have ever watched more than 10 minutes of football, I barely understand the rules, but I kind of want to start watching it, might follow the Stoolers because they are my "local" team or should I just bandwagon someone? What are some archived games I should watch to get a feel for the game or are just significant in the sport?
fuck off autist
personally, football is most exciting because of the implications the game has on the rest of the season so I've never been into watching old games, so I cant help you. When it comes to rules having a friend is nice but not always possible, so just paying close attention to the same penalties that fly up and the yardage that gets tacked on. Anything else you can probably find on the interent
as for teams if you want to watch a good team and dont mind being a bandwagoner then go for it
Is Colin right lads
Read the thread, buddyo
Where's Mayfield?
unproven, needs to have a team make it to the playoffs, maybe even win a playoff game before he can be considered top tier
Sperg
I have an IQ of 190. The way normal people look at literal retards is how I look at literal geniuses. Wonderlic is retarded because it equates math problems with resourcefulness on the field. Anyone with a hundredth of a brain can see how stupid that is.
Get off my board, bitch.
*wins Coach of the year*
Hasn't he won it twice already? Carroll is really the only coach that deserves it since he never had one
g-go puckers...
kill yourself you fat floridian faggot
Yes
Crotchgrabber is a meme
>“We should be headed to a place where we allow players to enjoy what I would not even call a drug - it’s far less dangerous than guzzling a fifth of alcohol and going out after a game,” Long said. “Chances are the player won’t even make it to the club [laughs] to do this sort of thing that we all kind of wag our finger at when we hear about a guy getting in a fight or getting a DUI, you’re never going to read about him sitting on the couch and binge-watching ‘Game of Thrones’ again.
>“I think from a standpoint of what’s safer for people and the player, certainly people in the spotlight, it is far less harmful than alcohol, it is far less harmful than tobacco, and at various points in the league’s history, they have engaged in partnerships on different levels with those respective industries.”
>“I’m not a dry snitch, I’m not going to put a percentage on how much the league smokes, but I certainly enjoyed my fair share on a regular basis throughout my career,” he said. “So, you know, and I was never afraid to say that and I’m able to say it more explicitly now: if not for that, I’m not as capable of coping with the stressors of day-to-day NFL life. A lot of guys get a lot of pain management out of it. Toradol did more pain management for me.”
>“I think testing is arbitrary. The league, speaking plainly, knows damn well what they’re doing,” Long said. “Testing players once a year for ‘street drugs’, which is a terrible classification for marijuana, is kind of silly because, you know, players know when the test is, we can stop, and in that month or two that you stop, you’re going to reach for the sleeping pills, you’re going to reach for the pain killers, you’re going to reach for the bottle a little bit more."
>own 1 yd line
>quick screen
>WR takes it for a touchdown
>99 yd TD pass
You can do this anywhere.
>YACbabbies
Only deep balls here, boyo
*wins his seventh with the Texans*
>In the 2016 presidential election, Long initially endorsed Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson.[65][66]
>He later distanced himself from him, stating that Johnson had lost him "pretty early" and that "I liked Bernie [Sanders]".[67]
This is the political thought of a 15 year old.
this is such a smooth brain take
Don't you have some alter boys to molest
Justify why you're a fan of this franchise without resorting to
>muh Joe Namath
You literally can't
berds?
Not a Jest fan but Testaverde was decent
The giants are boring and Chad Pennington was a Chad
Pennington most underrated QB in history
what makes you feel smart enough to comprehend American politics?
Why would American politics be any more complex than anywhere else?
>rewatching got now
yikes
>McCoy getting interest from the Browns, Patriots, Jags, Bengals, Cowboys, and Chargers
Who gets him?
once a year test is completely fine because it shows players can stop for a 2 month period
>have corrupt government
>drugs
because I just summed up yours
my friend switched halfway through last season, he used to be a packers fans but picked jets because he would rather lose then have potential
What? I'm not Mexican, bud.
And I reckon the >jests are exciting in the "what way will they fuck up this time?" kind of way
>Bears offensive lineman Bradley Sowell moved to TE
>6'7" 312 lb TE
At least he has hands but what kind of meme magic is Nagy planning?
What a fucking asshole.
People who supported Gary Johnson are the worst kind of people. They have zero coherent thought on politics and just wanted to be 3deep5u by voting third party. If you wanted to throw your vote away voting third party, Jill Stein and Darrell Castle had far more cohesive platforms for left and right wingers respectively. At least Hillary and trump voters openly embrace the current system. Johnson voters wanted to be rebels without actually being rebels.
>has the best redzone rating in the nfl in your path
not defending johnson but
>jill stein
get the fuck outta here
patriots
Guys, I say this with love, no one cares and shut the hell up
Patriots obviously
They'll get him and Rudolph on promises of an extension next year (+80 mill in cap space iirc before retirements) and chances of a ring
White nigger
I didn’t say I liked her. I said she actually had a platform, even if it was batshit insane.
Gary Johnson’s ideology is Joe rogan tier pseudointellectualism.
Go Patriots
some gadget toolbox that will lead the majority of drives to field goals
i'm a fan due to chad and rex sealed the deal
I fucking hate the offseason
Got tickets to week 14 Steelers @ Cardinals.
sorry
>no mommies EU money
>country collapse
Violence against women should not only be acceptable but encouraged
Actually, the EU is a detriment to our economy because they want us to increase our corporation tax rates.
Only when directed at the woman’s butt.
Has anyone every gotten an autograph from a player at a game? I want to get my ball signed by Johnny Hekker
Brady is retiring a Patriot. If he sucks enough to get traded, he sucks enough to retire. The only reason Favre hopped around and still had success is because he himself chose to keep retiring and unretiring until Green Bay literally wasn't in a position to take him back.
Brady has nobody gunning for his spot like Favre did with Aaron Rodgers. He's a Patriot for 1-3 years and then he's done.
Southern Ireland sold themselves out to be a tax haven for the (((elite))) and started to see how fast they could fill their country with Nigerians.
Unironically, they murdered heroic Anglos, who only wanted was best for them, for less than that. Sad.
yeah, hows setting up a border between the soon to be two Irelands? you guys got a plan?
>being a fan of Rex
>literally a cuckold with a tattoo on his arm with his wife, pantsless, showcasing another man's jersey
gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.
>Yea Forums
>not sharing your wife with another man
Leave
Stillers to AFC championship game
Cap it
Retardation the post
>cannot tell the difference between the flags of Ireland and Mexico
>the state of public education in the United States
>it’s important to know the difference between two countries which have never contributed anything to the world and whose only relation to the US is being a poor country that people left
Gonna be a yikes from me dawg
>implying private and charter schools are any better at this point
It’s all gay. Homeschool your kids and make them play sports to make up for the lack of socializing
>I don’t need to know about other countries because I’ll never be able to afford to leave this country
Now this is the kind of banter that the sports board is known for!
That guy’s a retard but so are you. You can vacation in Europe for much cheaper than most “exciting” places in the U.S., it isn’t exactly a poorfag barrier.
Why would I leave America to go to Ireland or Mexico.
He’s planning a trip to the owl
The patriots would bootyblast the Bears by at least 50 points
Mack would steamroll brady and break the old geezers hip
So did Laremy Tunsil ever pan out? Wasn't he considered a potential #1 overall pick before the whole bong video thing?
Total bust
t. maggie thatcher
>never contributed anything to the world
the absolute state of US education
Thatcher was great. Third best British PM.
Minshew aka Uncle RICO is going to lead the jags after Foles gets hurt.
its offseason you really want to pass around the same shit for 3 months? we argue about sports let's argue about anything
>yahoo
new
>No "Because he always wins" option
Success breeds contempt and that's the reason why Tom Brady is so hated.
they played in the regular season and were 1 yard away from OT (where da bears would have won)
>aleppo
>ITS CALLED LEADERSHIP
absolute retard
im lifelong packers and badgers fan. I don't even hate brady, what he has done as a system babby is amazing. i'm a boomer so I remember him at michigan. you never would have guessed he was going to be in the GOAT conversation
>24% dont know
Hmmm....makes you think
>Malcolm Jenkins holding out of OTAs because he wants more money
I thought that everyone on the Eagles loved ((((Roseman)))) so much that they'd gladly play for free?
Isn't he in his mid 30s at this point? I doubt he's gonna get a big payday
wtf...is this really true?
Might as well throw this in the mix
Based. You don't need a reason to hate. Let the bile flow through your veins.
>no spygate option
>no pedophile option
i could have swore he was black with the victim mentally he has
this
13-3 is the largest margin brady and the patriots have had in the superb owl.
its no secret, brady can't win the super bowl or even get there without a top 5 defense. the dude is no goat.
No, actually, it doesn't. It makes me realize you're retarded with no understanding of football history. It's also pointless to not include ties as they have a statistical weight of .5 wins.
The Brady-era Patriots won the division with 10 wins in 2005 and 2009. Rodgers won his with 8.5 wins in 2013 and 10 wins in 2016. Roethlisberger won the division with 10 wins in 2007. Brees won his division with 10 wins in 2006. Manning won his division with 10 wins in 2010.
Or in other words, the fact that the Patriots "could have" won their division with just 10 wins more often than other divisions is irrelevant, because other than 2005 or 2009, they have convincingly won their division with 12-16 wins. Only in 2018 did they qualify with 11 as first in the division. And in actuality, even though his career is much shorter, Rodgers has snuck in with a much shittier record than Brady has and just as often. The other guys got in 1 less time and it remains to be seen for them if it happens again other than Manning. Tom is older than all of them/has had a longer career. So the only guy on that list you can say had shittier playoff seeding luck than Brady was Manning and probably Roethlisberger.
Further, while those other Quarterbacks have been kept out of 1st in the division with 11 wins before(Brees twice, Rodgers once, Brees once, Roethlisberger twice[12 wins on one], Manning once[with 12 wins]), The Patriots are the only team among those that didn't even earn a wild card spot during an 11 win season.
>banning training drills
Not sure I like this nu-NFL lads
>muh Eli Manning
Everyone know the real MVP was the Giants' d-line
>our 53 year old tight end is now 85%
THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR YEAR
They want to bring a champions hip to You Nork, and I root them on as a result.
Absolutely based. Flags eternally baffled
the other takeaway is that BB completely owns the Rasm and they won't win an owl until he retires
Rasms had to lose because nawlins taints fans would say fuck the league if the rasms won.
>go in to take a morning dump
>check spee
>basically 10 new posts from last night
God just end this offseason hell already
>rig the Rams into the owl
>change your mind and make them lose
The absolute state of the NFL
Why can't the ground cause a fumble?
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Cheater, both on and off the field
Friendly reminder that this is the true OFFICIAL NFL Tier list
Giants are 8-24 the last two seasons
Better than the browns.
REMINDER that >your team is only relevant if they have double digit wins and a winning record in the playoffs in the last 20 years.
The Darnold will make East Rutherford Great Again
based and patriotpilled
Honey Badger is low Football IQ and Actual IQ, so I don’t disbelieve that he explicitly threatened someone. The berds and toxins were right to dump him.
>better record than the team that went 0-16 two seasons ago
>being proud of that fact
yikes
>yfw the browns have the fewest playoff losses in the nfl
Huh, interesting
Forgot to attach
Can't lose in the playoffs if you rarely make it to begin with :^)
Reminder that this lovable bearded man is the best center in the NFL, and there is nothing you can do about it.
>GOAT center
>GOAT TE
>cleveland has one playoff appearance in 20 years
By far the worst in the league, but you fucking jokers continually assure me they’re a playoff lock
Hell, I’ve seen lots of afc champ and super bowl talk
It’s absurd
Why are you stooges so sold in the browns?
Grow the fuck up and HAVE SEX
wtf i love ayyliums now?????
Kittle is better
congratulations, you found the joke!
proud of u
At being one of the few bright spots on a terrible team sure
>Tfw you also ate ketchup sandwiches
>tfw he’s the nfl mvp and you’re nobody
Baker mayfield is a top 10 qb and they’re loaded with weapons on offense and a lot of talent on defense.
They have a top 5 roster on paper so people assume that will translate to wins
Anyone have a former-1st rounder they'd like to get rid of?
In the past 10 seasons, only 2 teams have a winning record against teams that had a winning record on the year.
Who better to succeed Eli than Big Stones Jones or literally Eli Manning v2.1.1
Eli was not very good, but Jones will suck even more.
Eli is top 3 all time
youtube.com
pic related is about the only updated Brady ring pic I've seen
Top 3 all time defense babby with clutch autism in super bowls? Maybe, I don't know.
Top 3 athlete in the NFL at any position.
49ers will be good this year
He is going to be our new Frank Gore. The only reason we actually watch the games for the next ten years.
How does one person have such staggering levels of tard, but still manages to post on the chans?
Eli isnt even top 20 of all time.
Browns are da bomb
N'Keal Harry looks really good at Pats camp, pissed we were one pick away from keeping him in AZ.
49ers will be 4-9 going into week 14, cap it
BROWSN
It's easy to see how much better of a play caller Payton is compared to Mccarthy. Rodgers is waaaaaay more talented than Brees. You're a statfag casual if you you think Brees is better than Rodgers.
Kyler Murray? Hurt with sore feet
Nick Bosa? Hurt with a hammy
Quinnen Williams? Hurt with a calf
Josh Allen? Hurt with bruised knee
Meanwhile future decade consecutive all pro and future HoFer Clelin Ferrell is at work with no such problems
he’ll be injured in the preseason game against the berds
>but starters usually dont play that week
Freak accident with a Gatoraid bucket
rodgers still has better stats in general
way higher td/game not including rushing tds, td%, y/a, and lower int%, much higher higher sack% too
the only people that think brees has better stats is those who think yards and cpt% are the only important stats
Raidurrs suck
>best qb
>best qb/wr combo
>exposed the “gods”
SHOTS WERE GOING TO TAKE IT ALL AND YOU KNOW IT
>Superbowl? More like STUPIDBOWL! I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthogs anus hole than watch this shit! What were they thinking?
Why do these people hate sports so much? It's sad how obsessed they are.
Center is the hardest position in football
I don’t think Based Saint James really thinks that, fren
Not James in particular, but people who play videogames and table top are always acting like everybody who watches football is a retard. Why?
Center and nose tackle are the most physical for sure, but not the hardest to play well. Quarterback, as boring of an answer as it is, really does require the biggest skill and IQ of all positions.
I played video games, table top, and football. I'm probably an outlier, but maybe not. I feel like a lot of lineman have nerdy hobbies.
Thats just how nerds are. I think its because of the interaction involved in their games and them thinking that makes it more complicated/“smart”
Is Steve Smith a hall of famer?
Hall of fame trash talker
Television stereotypes
Probably jealousy that their personal brand of autism is stigmatized while someone who is autistically into sports isn't looked down upon in the same way
Enlightened and mature adults can recite entries from the Harry Potter wiki, only retards like sports.
>tfw never gonna have D&D nights with the O-Line and our third string receiver again
isnt it ironic how the people that always scream "you dont understand" are the people that understand it the least?
>"They’re two different receivers," Garoppolo said. "Jordan has a wingspan of seven feet or something. It’s insane. You think you miss him on the pass and he’ll make you look good as a receiver, so you love that. Deebo, he had a couple yesterday where after the catch he’s just so explosive and fast. It’s a long way to go for all of us but I think we’re moving in the right direction."
Are you ready to get your asses kicked?
>Gerald McCoy to visit the Browns
Holy shit the Browns are going to win the owl
Yes. Unfortunately for you however, I am a nannerfag.
Can't wait for my Texies to win 8 games this year!
Understandable. We are cursed. But there are big things happening.
And limp in to the post season again with half your roster injured?
Hmmm...
The Cowboys and Texans combined won't win 8 games this year.
How old is Jordan now?
The Texans will win double the number of games as the Cowboys
Post season? Lol no im not delusional or anything.
So the Texans are going 4-12 and the cowboys are going 2-14. Neat.
26.
Go Rams
Wow it feels like he's much older than that. Huh.
watched deebo at scar. hell be a pro bowler. yac all day
Checks out
>licked off
>rasm
can he be rebuilt
>over/under is 8.5
but hey, at least we got an Alabama State olineman
YAC God is what Shanny wants out of him, like Kittle.
>having only 3 fans show up to your return from a SB loss
KEK
skip is based but colin is a fag. explain this
Starting a talk show by yourself and Not having anyone to call you out on your bullshit is a recipe for shit
Colin reeks of inorganic and strategic takes to get people in markets he's not doing hot in to talk about him. Skip just doing it for fun.
Plz cowbros dont pay Prescott 30 million. PLEASE
They’re not going to, there’s no evidence. It’s just a meme.
I'm scared nonetheless. Jerruh has done nothing publicly felate that quadroon
My stepdad played football in high school and after practice he'd go play d&d
One fan for each point scored.
>claims he wants to play for a contender
>biggest suitors are the Browns, Bengals, and Panthers
Lmao
Fwiw the Texans have hit the over 7 out of the last 9 years.
Daniel Jones is in top shape and has been helping Eli learn the playbook. And giving him some tips.
>your team
>the furthest you went with playing handegg yourself
I'll start. Midgets, and starting cornerback and kick returner for the varsity team in high school
Browns
Back up tackle on a high school team with 13 kids and one who broke his leg
Eagles
Middle school. But I played pick up with friends for a while after that. Honestly, organized football with pads and stuff is way more fun to watch than play.
>texans
>played one punt play in my friends backyard at a party, got yelled at and benched when I touched the ball
>aints
>backyard with some friends in middle school
i want to go back, lads
Colin is based. Haters do not understand the power of the enlightened boomer.
Ravens. Broke my leg during tryouts.
Giants, last 2 years of pop warner playing lineman. Went all edgy goth in hs and got in a fight with my dad 1 week before hs tryouts.
That's Skip.
Raiders
I played CB and S in my last 2 years playing at highschool, also played some WR, wasn't the fastest guy but I could outrun my share of opposition, once got absolutely BTFO by a FB, ran my ass over
Skip doesn't believe what he says. Colin 100% believes everything that comes out of his mouth even when it doesn't make sense or contradicts something else he believes. And if you disagree with him he will just pelt you with analogies until you give up and he can claim victory. Based.
Still just low rent Skip.
Skip is more fun to watch but people's reactions to Colin's takes are priceless.
>NFL bans anything resembling physical contact like the Oklahoma Drill
>Players blowing their knees out/getting injured in OTAs/training camp/preseason at an all-time high
When is the NFL going to figure out that not allowing guys to get hit and get in football shape is what's causing season-ending injuries to skyrocket?
Never because they care more about good press than player safety
>once got absolutely BTFO by a FB, ran my ass over
I'm a 5'7" manlet used for being faster than everyone, covering everything, and nothing else. I knew I was absolutely fucked when I saw the Highest ranked player in my state running at me and literally bowl me over as I was shedding a wide receiver block.
Years later, I found a phone recording of the kid's highlight reel. All you see is me get >blacked on their sideline and like 20 black kids go "OHHHHHHHHH" as the phone gets shakey, and I wanted to die.
I don't wanna give the kid's actual name because then you can look it up and find me, but his name was on the level of "T'shawn Oakley"
Share the name puss
Why is Ron Rivera wearing a T-Shirt with Cousin Skeeter dabbing?
Good sir of Yea Forums, hear me, and hear me now, you will never get that fucking name.
I appreciate that he is more genuine but at the same time I don't really like his off the cuff style, he repeats himself too much.
Ive been saying this. There's also the fact that the "safer" helmets get, the more willing players are to spear head-first. Bring back leather helmets and they will learn how to tackle again.
>during tryouts.
How did that happen?
Patriots
Varsity Nose Tackle. Actually won the state championship in our first year that our school created a football program. I went to kind of a posh high school and they sunk a shitload of money into hiring excellent coaching staff and equipment during its inception and we wound up being a championship team. I didn't wind up going the football route after high school for kind of a dumb reason. I couldn't breathe during plays because my nose was fucked up in some specific way called a deviated septum, meaning I couldn't take deep breaths or breathe well through my nose. Could only do manual breathing. So I would put my mouthguard in before every play, played hard as fuck, and then spit out my mouthpiece gasping for air after every play. Eventually got it corrected with surgery, but was too late by then.
Fell off the bleachers
>deviated septum,
My friend's dad had that, snored so loud you'd think there was a bear nearby
>Good sir
fucking reddit
>Cousin Skeeter
holy shit I completely forgot that show existed. Wtf.
I was writing it in the format of the Dave Chappelle's "You will never get your fucking money back" skit
Should have been this
youtu.be
Anyone have a webm of Aaron trying to chug a beer?
>muh references
reddit
>bring back leather helmets
Anyone who even thinks this is even the smallest bit a good idea is a retard. You realize people used to legit fucking Die while playing football? Not by concussion, not by CTE, players would get hit and die on the field. This was back when the average player was 170 pounds by the way.
>I really, really like women.
>that chick laughing in disgust
kek
what a weak lil bitch...jesus, what was that...three ounces of piss water?
Imagine how great a full season with leather helmets would be. Football would be banned immediately after the season ended, but it would be glorious.
Redskins.
I had the same football coach when I played tackle football from about third grade to the end of middle school (started as my coach for little league, eventually became the coach for the middle school). He was a loud black guy, and an amazing coach and person, always inspiring and whatnot. Played tight end/receiver, defensive end, and sometimes runningback. My mom took this photo of me catching going into the air to catch a ball, and it was a pretty great photo.
Stopped after middle school because golf was funner without needing to do football practice in South Carolina's heat and humidity.
looking like you care about player safety is easier than actually doing anything about player safety.
>can barely drink a single cup of pisswater.
It is officially no longer funny to make fun of Aaron Rodgers.
I mean, I guess that would make it safer
It wouldn't be safe but it would be fun to watch people die on the field.
>the virgin sip
>vs the Chad chug
Bears
Park youth league when I was in 5th grade. Our team won the championship that year. I was going to play middle school but skater culture was getting popular and I wanted to be an edgy skater. I wish I could go back and do things differently
double everyones salary and retroactivate rules to 1971, the last year they didnt have hash marks
>Rodgers was on game of onions
lol
briefly. he gets incinerated if watching that is of interest to you
>Aaron Rodgers is Really Really Bad at Chugging Beer
Lmaooo beta fagggot
Probably good at chugging semen tho
Feels bad lads, I own hundreds of dollars of outdated merch
Is Rodgers the biggest joke in the nfl?
Yeah, FUCK the Dallas Cowboys
I bet you would you massive faggot
rodgers has mentioned scotch a couple times so he must be more of a sipper
>People still think David Bahktiari is elite
The Packers' O-Line is notorious for holding on every play and the NFL looks the other way because it's Rodgers' team.
wasnt even him
seeeeeethe
>buying specialized celebration merch instead of simple and timeless team name and logo merch
ISHYGDDT
It's absolutely amazing how obsessed people here are with Aaron Rodgers
I'm not a patriots fan you fucking spacker
It's because Rodgers dickriders are so easily triggered and sensitive.
like who? cause they arent in this thread
he only drinks scotch when hes licking it off the Dewars dipped balls of little boys
>homo projection
>newfag reaction pic
this is the power of rodgers haters...
Who has the current longest postseason appearance drought?
can we get a new thread you fags
browns?
NFL GENERAL WITHOUT GENERAL IN ITS SUBJECT. AUTISTS SUCK MY COCK
so you guys can actually find it