Hope you're all doing well, lads. Looking forward to next weekend's Sweden card. Most excited for the return of several very fun prospects, e.g. Rakic, Stosic, Fishgold. Should be a lowkey good one!
You didn't understand my a to b thing. Brendan Schuab's success, the path he took personally, is largely due to his size. It's not even a slight against the man it's just a fact.
Joshua Harris
>x caused schaubs success >you have property x >you don’t have schaubs success >x is not the causal factor Try again manlet
Pro tip: If you put down a layer of till paper on the surface your schaubs will make smaller splashes
Tyler Rivera
Schaub compared his special to the GOT finale. H8rs gonna h8 but they still watch it and that’s what matters. A very apt comparison for two of the largest entertainment media events of the decade.
Connor Roberts
Wut can I say b the numblers are good. S'all about tholse numbers.
He is still learning "The Craft" b, like Rogan said these things take time sometime you just have to fall of exhaustion on your desk trying to see what's workin. And he's getting bombed by h8ers
Camden Diaz
Obviously.
Adam Richardson
my fighter as well like Till has to lose to be the opposite direction of the fight against a lot more people go ing the fight on one of the fight against a lot more people go by themselves than I realised that I don't think you had a point of view of his wins in the last night how he fought at the same time as well like Till has to lose to be the best biscuits in bed all day and look how that turned out of it I don't think someone and I don't know if it's the chemical weapons convention on human beings and I'm not going to waste my time with these double digit growth of a cutbabby
Robert Gutierrez
>tries to be a fighter fails, because he's not a fighter >tries to be a comedian fails, because he's not a comedian
feel bad for him, but at least he's got (some) money what will he do now that these two careers have tanked?
Chase Gutierrez
no one who saw Schaub would watch Schaub again tho that's really what counts. plus, his numbers were bad.
Easton Clark
Im not being funny here but it’s not going well for us lot with this not here to take part we’re here to take over count bispeng opened that trap door with his little hardman mate never went anywhere really we got hendo and a dodgy decision plus inches loser or legend didn’t he watch rock film anywhere then we get fucking Askham and his knights of Camelot he didn’t fit mould did he couldn’t pull in female fans shall we say then we had pimlocks and his gay arse knee he survives that then loses all because his head weren’t in right place left his oil treatment at home didn’t we don’t our Jimi manuwa he’s a hitter int he knocks me out or gets knocked out soon hits that top 3 jobs fucked then we’ve got our Darren does business at home then goes walk about again does too inverted swan dives one in America but that London one stings why you allowed people into secure areas Wembley arena just so you could advance Leon or does askren curly locks get you off that much you had to do them both a favour?
Isaac Allen
I'm talking pre Zuffa too. Is he really worse than Joe Son for example?
Dominic Powell
I thought UFC had the best fighters in the world yet UFC fighters went 1-2 with ONE fighters
Now that I think about it, how the fuck was Tyrone the favorite against Usman? Had nobody remembered the Maia fight where he literally just backed up and did nothing?
Gillespie is actually a small LW. Lee was one of the top 3 LWs before he left the division (the otehr two were Tibau and Ferguson) and was one of the physically strongest guys in the division. Do not assume that Gillespie would have an easy time taking down Al simply because he was taken down in the early rounds by the much stronger Lee.
Conor was only taken down by Mendes and Khabib. Mendes is a mega midget with one of the most explosive takedowns in the sport, Khabib is a relentless chain wrestler whose wrestling is proven at the highest level of competition. Now, tell me, who is the best fighter Gillespie has ever taken down in MMA that you automatically project his success at "low" levels of competition (i.e. sub top-15) to the highest level of competition?
Justin Perez
>Lee was one of the top 3 LWs Top 3 biggest LWs, I mean.
Matthew Jones
say it with me N
Julian Bennett
NI
Jordan Morgan
NIG
Anthony Green
Brendan Schaub is a cool guy.
Austin Foster
Nani?
Juan Roberts
For me? It’s special K and Evan the beard
Chase Powell
Oh for sure you are wright but also yer rong
Jordan Lee
Brendan Schaub is a stand up comedian. This is a thing that happened.
You mean the fight last week on the ONE card where the underdog won? What's the story here?
Levi Robinson
Prime Anderson would have ended the Jones meme
Jaxson Parker
>>Lee was one of the top 3 biggest LWs Lee's not even in the top 5 with guys like Turner
>simply because he was taken down in the early rounds Lee was gassed in the 3rd and still got the take down, Gillespie is a significantly better wrestler and has been wrestling for far longer then Lee (who started late anyway) not to mention the credentials
Gillespie has a better single then Mendes, Lee and Khabib, are you really suggesting that Conor would win that fight
Ryder James
Thiccayla Harrison wont be on that card so I'm not interested. I am still accepting other 155 Waifu applications though.
>He looked solid in the first few rounds against Khabib KEK
Jeremiah King
But who would win the story of the fight?
Levi Richardson
>Gillespie is a significantly better wrestler and has been wrestling for far longer then Lee (who started late anyway) not to mention the credentials Tyron Woodley is a significantly better wrestler than Usman too, amirite? I mean, Tyron has better credentials, so he must be the better wrestler!
I'm going to tell you a secret, kid: weight, size and raw physical strength matter. This is why Usman who is a lesser wrestler on paper manhandled Woodley like a $5 bitch.
>Gillespie has a better single then Mendes, Lee and Khabib, Baseless assumption you've pulled out of your ass. He might or he might not. We don't know at this stage, because Gillespie ha snot fought top competition like Mendes, Khabib and Lee have. It's easy to look good against cans.
Chase Rogers
Reminder that in a real fight I would slice Khabib's spinal cord in half with elbows to the back of his head
Tyler Moore
Lol Usman never even landed a legitimate takedown until after Woodley gassed you obese retard
>Baseless assumption you've pulled out of your ass. He might or he might not. We don't know at this stage YOU don’t know because you’re a clueless fucking moron obsessed with big a fighters cock is. Size makes a difference when all other factors are otherwise equal.
>comparing Usman to Lee oh for sure Lee's cardio holds up just like Usman's and the take downs are totally on par, and for sure Lee's creds are just as good
>weight, size and raw physical strength matter. my man Lee for sure show'd that against RDA 1 hunnie percento
>He might or he might not. do you actually watch the fights?
also how the fuck are you dumb enough to think Lee's heavier then Turner
Juan Williams
Lmao, Usman took Woodley down in the very first clinch they entered you fucking inbred mongoloid.
>Size makes a difference when all other factors are otherwise equal. So that's why the unskilled, yet big Bork Lesnar got outgrappled by the much more skilled yet smaller Handy, amirite?
You're so dumb it physically hurts reading your drivel.
No he didnt you fat fucking retard, Woodley jumped for a guillotine. Are you pretending to be retarded?
>So that's why the unskilled, yet big Bork Lesnar got outgrappled by the much more skilled yet smaller Handy, amirite? Who? Not everyone is a fat mandrama sperg like you, buddy
>oh for sure Lee's cardio Lmao, the retard switches goalposts from wrestling effectiveness to cardio.
>the take downs are totally on par Takedown efficiency is influenced by both fighter's strength and wrestling skill. Lee has been able to take down literally everyone he has ever fought while being the bigger man and having subpar wrestling credentials, so the comparison is accurate. You're just a fucking retard too blind to see it.
> holds up just like Usman's and the take downs are totally on par, and for sure Lee's creds are just as good Lmao at the retard still clinging to his creds while not understanding that MMA wrestling is different and that every wrestler needs to transfer his pure wrestling skillset when they enter MMA which is something different people do with different effectiveness. Usman, GSP and Khabib have clearly shown that your creds don't win the fights for you in MMA.
>my man Lee for sure show'd that against RDA 1 hunnie percento He actually did, you fucking imbecile. You didn't even watch the fight. Lee was outwrestling RDA until he started to tire.
>do you actually watch the fights? I actually do. Show me a fight where Gillespie fights a top 5 opponent so we can judge his wrestling ability against top competition.
Chase Peterson
Glad you asked!
That is Brownard Schloeb, the greatest sneaker expert of all time. He was dominated by the heavyweight division before branching out to attempt become "Joe Rogan #2" in the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he was a journeyman in all aspects of martial arts and was never really very good at anything. Early in his career he relied on his belly flab and weight, but after getting heemed so many times decided to call it a day. Some highlights are when he was heemed stiff by the legend Antonio "Big Nog" Nogueira and actually got dominated by one of the worst fighters in the division, Travis Browne. I could go on for days about Spleb's record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.
I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's CTE and lack of charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schlubb. The show features awkward 'banter' and cringeworthy interviews. Big Brown Piece Of Poo really creates a homosexual environment and puts his guests in discomfort. The interviews are like conversations between children, and literal retards.
If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!
Christian Russell
>Trying to argue about wrestling while not knowing who Randy Couture is Big oof and yikes
>Woodley jumped for a guillotine Because he was getting taken down and knew he could not withstand Usman's takedown. These guillotine jumps are shitty desperation moves, nothing more. If you're implying that Woodley specifically sacrificed his position standing for that pathetic hail-Mary guillotine then you're an even bigger mongoloid bumblefuck than you seem.
>Who? Lmao, utterly destroyed with his shitty non-existent argument being proven completely nonsense.
Liam Adams
It's ironic how a German knows who Randy is while an Amuricuck doesn't.
Adrian Cruz
fucking zoomers ITT
one day im gonna go rewatch all of schaubs fights, my memory of him is warmed by heem
Michael Torres
There is no one named Handy, dumbass
>because he was getting taken down No he wasn’t you fat retard. Usman was ATTEMPTING a takedown and Woodley ripped a guillotine. You’re just warping the narrative. He did the same thing against Wonderboy in the first fight and totally gassed himself for the last round
>lol utterly destroyed Yeah, you cant even spell “Randy” because you’re such a seething fat loser lmao. 46 year old Randy Couture who got knocked out by Brock, BEAST of an example my guy
Fat untrained LOSER
John Morales
>switches goalposts from wrestling effectiveness to cardio. are you so dumb that you don't see a direct coloration between Lee's cardio and his wrestling ability
>Lee has been able to take down literally everyone he has ever fought RDA says hi
>Usman has better creds than Lee and has better wrestling but it's not the fact that's he's been wrestling better guys and doing it longer then Lee that makes his wrestling better
>muh GSP for sure an exception prunes the rule
>He actually did, you fucking imbecile. You didn't even watch the fight. Lee was outwrestling RDA until he started to tire.
Daniel Gray
you look like a crackhead with that suit on
Adam Reyes
>There is no one named Handy, dumbass Omg imagine outing yourself as this big of a cazzie. I'm actually embarrassed for you
How is it pointless when Smith already won the story of the fight?
Nathan Roberts
>Lee's cardio and his wrestling ability Have no correlation in the early round(s). Moreover, you cannot simply assume that Gillespie will be able to maintain his wrestling output against someone as big as Lee and that Lee will get tired just as fast when wrestling someone as small as Gillespie. To illustrate my point, go rewatch Lee's fight against smaller Barboza where Lee had enough gas to go 5 fucking rounds, you dumb sack of carrots.
>RDA says hi Lee literally took RDA down early (i.e. when BOTH fighters are at their best), you fucking retard. He also took RDA down more times.
>46 year old Randy Couture who got knocked out by Brock Lmao, he got outgrappled before he got KTFO, kiddo. Moreover, he got outgrappled IN THE CLINCH - an area where Randy is at his best since he comes from a Greco-Roman wrestling background while Bork is a collegiate wrestling guy and never focused as much on clinchwork as Randy did. Go watch some TUF, kid, because you're not even a fucking TUF noob.
Maybe it’s just your down syndrome, b. We call him Randy
Connor Hernandez
I don't have the whole day to argue with retards, so I'll just reiterate my point: we don't know how good Gillespie's wrestling is. There is no proof that he is as good of a wrestler as Kahbib or even Lee. Credentials mean jack shit in a sport where one of the GOAT wrestlers who outgrappled division 1 wrestlers never had a wrestling background.
Cameron Gomez
youre right and im gay
Bentley Scott
wait, didn't even know that we have card here in Stockholm in 2 weeks.
>Lee literally took RDA down early >didn't pass >couldn't keep him down for sure Lee was out """wrestling""" RDA my man just look at all that top control
>youtube.com/watch?v=hX-pqffMzCE oh look at that, GG keeping pace against the much better, much more athletic, experienced and explosive Burroughs
but that's only wrestling after all it's not like he's fought a forma MW or anythi...
>Lee had enough gas to go 5 fucking rounds he was clearly gassed easily on it's just that Barboza was even more gassed
Leo Allen
Gillespie is for sure a munster bee, for sure don't get dropped by Jason Gonzalez he's a peach 100%
>Lee literally took RDA down early (i.e. when BOTH fighters are at their best), you fucking retard. He also took RDA down more times. Lol this fat dumbass didn’t even watch the fight
Wyatt Ramirez
46 year old Randy Couture lmao, Brock is a two time national champ wrestler in his prime you fat fuck loser
I’m beginning to suspect none of you really know that much about mma. I mean, I almost never see robin black mentioned or his breakdowns here
Chase Reyes
He’s literally the fattest fucking retard I’ve ever seen on Yea Forums, he has never trained a day in his fat worthless life so he just talks about retarded shit like size and athleticism to make up for the gaps in his knowledge as wide as him. Literally nobody with a half functioning brain would say RDA got outwrestled by Lee lmao
Julian Hill
Kevin Lee will never have 3 consecutive Ws ever again. Permanently demoted to bum status.
Caleb James
Yeahhhhh you're in the wrong corner of the internet, bee.
>credentials are meaningless unless its mma judges
Zachary Parker
It means that someone cuts weight to avoid fighting people their size. For example, the 5'11 200lb Tony Ferguson that dropped down from WW to bully smaller guys.
Ian Ramirez
A newborn (((American))) boy
Xavier Kelly
Best Asian fighter? Hawaiians and Brazilian mutts do not count.
>Frankie that low >Pettis that low >Puke higher than Israel >JDS higher than Cain >Poosman higher than GSP >Shogun that high >Chuck that low >Rating Carwin >Rating Colby >Rating Weidman
Its a goatfucking fat pedophile who has seizures and kidney stones every other fight
Lincoln Nguyen
>Poosman higher than GSP They're both ranked the same on there. Although GSP should be in B tier.
Brandon Bennett
Toilet Sage
Christopher Cook
Stop pretending 145 llb """"men""" are fighters
Ryan Scott
Vague Dorkcuck
Aaron Taylor
t. 5”11 245 pounds
Camden Thompson
Outhouse Ovince
Dominic Gutierrez
Boogie2988 would heem Aldo
Isaac Wilson
FACT: Male boxers are more successful than mma fighters but female mma fighters, besides being less talented in their sport, are more successful than female boxers
If I was to fight Anthony Joshua now, everyone in the world who doesn’t know about proper fighting would say Anthony Joshua would win. I’d single leg him and choke him out, so he doesn’t win. That is the truth of what would happen.
i like that he rolls his eyes back like a shark when he unleashes his flurry of heem-makers
Kevin Baker
Have people forgotten Khabib was injured for about 2 years straight with a bad case of Cain Knee? I had. Just remembered it looking at his cancelled fights with Cerone.
Austin Turner
SPIT ON MY SKIN THESE SLAPS THEY NEVER HEAL
Ian Jones
I want to fuck a lady UFC fighter after they're brutally heemed. >user I need to go to the hospital you're giving me CTE Just bleed, lmao
fighters that cut much more weight than their opponents, ending in a giant size or height advantage.
think Rockhold, Holloway, Zabit, Ortega, Vick
Jackson Kelly
The real mma general is in asp This is the shitposting one for people who care about mandrama and everything outside the octagon The youtube comment section of the tmz sports channel is more knowledgeable than this place tbqh famalam
This is true, but they did have some good webm posters along with wrestling coach and a few other decent anons
Jeremiah Butler
Damn shame I went there a couple of times, people were nice, talked about techniques etc Was a pleasent experience, like old heem
Jonathan Butler
FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST FUCK TEXTILE MILLS SCREW JUDAISM TERRORIST GROUPS CAN BLOW ME RUBBISH DUMPS FOR SEMITES TO HELL WITH KARL MARX > KARL MARX FUCKING STINKS ISRAELI CIVILIANS ARE NIGGERS BOOKS ARE CANCER INCLUDING THE "HOLY" TEXTS POETS ARE CUNTS ICONOCLASTS ARE DOUCHEBAGS > LOANS ARE FOR SELFISH IDIOTS ON BOTH ENDS BURN ALL ORGANISATIONS MONEY IS CANCER MEDICINE IS FOR THE WEAK MINDED RANSACK THE JESUITS > ARMIES ARE FOR TRYHARDS PICKPOCKET YOUR MOTHER'S WEATHERED CREVICE ANNIHILATE EVEN TRIBAL TIER GROUPING OPPRESS YOUR INNER WEAKNESS TYRANTS ARE PUSSIES > DEATH TO THE DEFENSELESS BOOHOO POGROMS TO STEERAGE PRIESTS ARE SHYSTERS CAPITALISTS ARE KIKES HUNT FOR SURVIVAL STRIVE FOR SAMENESS > THE POOR ARE AS AWFUL AS THE RICH RABBIS ARE FLEAS SOCIALISM ISNT A SOLUTION INDUSTRIALISATION WAS A MISTAKE YOU WANT AGRICULTURAL? EAT WATER HEMLOCK
FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST FUCK TEXTILE MILLS SCREW JUDAISM TERRORIST GROUPS CAN BLOW ME RUBBISH DUMPS FOR SEMITES TO HELL WITH KARL MARX > KARL MARX FUCKING STINKS ISRAELI CIVILIANS ARE NIGGERS BOOKS ARE CANCER INCLUDING THE "HOLY" TEXTS POETS ARE CUNTS ICONOCLASTS ARE DOUCHEBAGS > LOANS ARE FOR SELFISH IDIOTS ON BOTH ENDS BURN ALL ORGANISATIONS MONEY IS CANCER MEDICINE IS FOR THE WEAK MINDED RANSACK THE JESUITS > ARMIES ARE FOR TRYHARDS PICKPOCKET YOUR MOTHER'S WEATHERED CREVICE ANNIHILATE EVEN TRIBAL TIER GROUPING OPPRESS YOUR INNER WEAKNESS TYRANTS ARE PUSSIES > DEATH TO THE DEFENSELESS BOOHOO POGROMS TO STEERAGE PRIESTS ARE SHYSTERS CAPITALISTS ARE KIKES HUNT FOR SURVIVAL STRIVE FOR SAMENESS > THE POOR ARE AS AWFUL AS THE RICH RABBIS ARE FLEAS SOCIALISM ISN'T A SOLUTION INDUSTRIALISATION WAS A MISTAKE YOU WANT AGRICULTURAL? EAT WATER HEMLOCK
FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST FUCK TEXTILE MILLS SCREW JUDAISM TERRORIST GROUPS CAN BLOW ME RUBBISH DUMPS FOR SEMITES TO HELL WITH KARL MARX > KARL MARX FUCKING STINKS ISRAELI CIVILIANS ARE NIGGERS BOOKS ARE CANCER INCLUDING THE "HOLY" TEXTS POETS ARE CUNTS ICONOCLASTS ARE DOUCHEBAGS > LOANS ARE FOR SELFISH IDIOTS ON BOTH ENDS BURN ALL ORGANISATIONS MONEY IS CANCER MEDICINE IS FOR THE WEAK MINDED RANSACK THE JESUITS > ARMIES ARE FOR TRY-HARDS PICKPOCKET YOUR MOTHER'S WEATHERED CREVICE ANNIHILATE EVEN TRIBAL TIER GROUPING OPPRESS YOUR INNER WEAKNESS TYRANTS ARE PUSSIES > DEATH TO THE DEFENSELESS BOOHOO POGROMS TO STEERAGE PRIESTS ARE SHYSTERS CAPITALISTS ARE KIKES HUNT FOR SURVIVAL STRIVE FOR SAMENESS > THE POOR ARE AS AWFUL AS THE RICH RABBIS ARE FLEAS SOCIALISM ISNT A SOLUTION INDUSTRIALISATION WAS A MISTAKE YOU WANT AGRICULTURAL? EAT WATER HEMLOCK
I don't know what you're trying to do here so I'm going to interpret it as all time rankings FW is fine LW: Penn, Khabib, Tony, RDA, Conor, Frankie, Eddie, Dustin, Pettis, Bendo WW: GSP, Woodley, Lawler, Pig Rig, Usman, Colby, Conduit MW: Anderson, The Chris, Robert, Yoel, Bisping, Izzy, Puke LHW: JBJ, Machida, Shogun, Rampage, Rashad, Forrest, Vitor. Chuck and Tito dont matter HW: Bas, Stipe = DC, Werdum, Cain, JDS, Arlovski, Mir, Bork
Colton Jones
FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST FUCK TEXTILE MILLS SCREW JUDAISM TERRORIST GROUPS CAN BLOW ME RUBBISH DUMPS FOR SEMITES TO HELL WITH KARL MARX. > KARL MARX FUCKING STINKS ISRAELI CIVILIANS ARE NIGGERS BOOKS ARE CANCER INCLUDING THE "HOLY" TEXTS POETS ARE CUNTS ICONOCLASTS ARE DOUCHEBAGS > LOANS ARE FOR SELFISH IDIOTS ON BOTH ENDS BURN ALL ORGANISATIONS MONEY IS CANCER MEDICINE IS FOR THE WEAK MINDED RANSACK THE JESUITS > ARMIES ARE FOR TRYHARDS PICKPOCKET YOUR MOTHER'S WEATHERED CREVICE ANNIHILATE EVEN TRIBAL TIER GROUPING OPPRESS YOUR INNER WEAKNESS TYRANTS ARE PUSSIES > DEATH TO THE DEFENSELESS BOOHOO POGROMS TO STEERAGE PRIESTS ARE SHYSTERS CAPITALISTS ARE KIKES HUNT FOR SURVIVAL STRIVE FOR SAMENESS > THE POOR ARE AS AWFUL AS THE RICH RABBIS ARE FLEAS SOCIALISM ISNT A SOLUTION INDUSTRIALISATION WAS A MISTAKE YOU WANT AGRICULTURAL? EAT WATER HEMLOCK
Whatever Rogan and that other manbaby tells him he should do. They could mention surfing in passing and he would realize it has always been his dream to surf a tsunami.
Nathaniel Allen
With that kind of sample size, who could argue against it?
Joshua Wilson
lol i watched it 3 times and he does hit his head on the way down!! :^)
Have any of you actually watched the full hour of Brendan's 1 hour "special"? Does it get any better? I made it through about 20 minutes but I had to turn it off at the Hulk Hogan routine cause I was cringing so much.
Reminder the bad reviews of Schaub's special broke him and he opened his last podcast with a large discussion about serial killers instead of GoT.
Lincoln Lee
LHW is a barren wasteland and badly needs several new elite fighters. Jones might be unbeatable, but if it atleast turned into a nice mix in the ranks 2-6 it'd be nice.
Ayden Green
Is shitting on your opponent illegal in mma? For example, if you're in guard, is shitting on your opponent's stomach to scare him away a legitimate tactic or will you get dqed? What about pooping in your hand and using it as a projectile weapon? I think if it's legal this could be the next breakthrough in combat sports.
Brandon Price
I haven't listened to any of his podcasts in a while? Is he still trying to claim that people who hated the final season of GOT are just "haters"?
How can anyone with a working brain defend that final season of GOT? Oh wait...
Austin Robinson
PFL is on tomorrow
Dominic Taylor
Is it better to be strong or fast?
Blake Reed
The last time I went to see a friend was summer 2017, it was to watch Romero vs Whittaker 1, I get to his place and he was watching it with a black guy who fucked his ex while they were dating and I was the one who told him about it and led to their breakup. Another white guy was playing zelda BOTW on a switch and in the couple minutes I talked to him he said he was saving up for a tiny house. Another white guy there was an alcoholic and he fatally overdosed last year. There was also a half white half spic who was going on about how the US shouldn't have been able to stop Canadian protesters from coming into the US to join the women's march. Now I have no friends probably better off
I think 'Bloody Elbow Presents' only ever do an MMA Vivisection for UFC, Bellator and occasionally Rizin. So that means a free weekend which usually means 'MMA Depressed Us'
Ethan Nelson
Speed is more important for 155 and under. Power is more important for 170+.
Liam Morgan
Um I don't know what any of this means to be honest
Brody Rogers
A fast guy has to be good the whole fight to win, a strong guy only has to be good for a few seconds
he probably made up half those clubs just so he can put it on some college application. you could literally start any club you want as long as you get it signed off
Daniel Gonzalez
Those are extra curriculars, not classes. Yes, that is what the numbers indicate. Don’t see what is strange
*locks in the body triangle* *gets the arm under the chin* *flexes the bicep*
Jack Adams
>gets a not shitty guy >he doesnt deserve it!! woman beater!! This has never happened and I've never said this
Logan Sanchez
PISS DOWN MY THIGH! THAT CUBAN SURE DID ROCK ME GOOD!
Bentley Parker
Well, this is a step up in competition tbqh
Jonathan Anderson
I can understand looking back at pictures of your old classmates etc but I can't fathom why anyone would give a fuck they were in Art Club in 10th grade.
Kayden Butler
No problemo, /heem/igo
Adam Parker
Yesterday some try hard was going 110% during roll sessions in Jits and he was pissing me off. He’s a notorious try hard who ends up hurting people on occasion from spastically over exerting during drills and rolls sessions. So I got his back, threw in hooks, flattened him out and cross faced and bulldog choked his face so hard his nose and mouth got all fucked up.
Who was in the wrong here?
Jordan Diaz
Look sweaty, you really think your gonna remember the faves of everybody in 50 years? Add in a bunch of CTE now. Having more cues will trigger more memories, I am barely 10 years out of high school and looked at my yearbook recently and was shocked at how much I’ve already forgotten
Who cares, it's just to wake his ass up and make him fight or retire
Jordan Sanchez
You sound like a bitch lmao. Work hard play harder motherfucker.
Blake Peterson
>UFC 100 sold 1.3 million with no fights
Was a based time to be a fightfan, what a card
Joshua Richardson
Main event: Jon FItch - Paulo Thiago Comains: Brock Lesnar - Frank Mir and Georges St. Pierre - Thiago Alves
Josiah Gomez
K
Cameron Hall
But no one turned up. It was just an empty octagon. Finally Dana waddle in, the mic slowly descended from the rafters and he proceeded to do a four hour medley of Backstreet Boys hits.
Alright enough. This is the last post to ever talk about Schaub explicitly or use any SchaubIsm or reference any Schaub related tv show, comedy, or podcast. 100%.
Carter James
You can pinpoint the exact moment Schaub realizes he contracted the CTE virus
Why is this a surprise? Come fight night he's well over 205 poubds.
Christopher Morales
epic
Ethan Mitchell
I'm downloading his special right now. Am I finna boutta be surprised? Is it really that bad, or are people shitting on it just because it's Schaub?
I'm not well versed in stand-up comedy, but I never found those Rogan comedians like Segura, Theo Von, Kreischer, D'elia etc. funny, so it can't be that bad.
They've always know. They don't even bother with the low level ISP packet sniffers anymore. They just bribe Hiro to install RedHat malware that stores and tracks every filthy Ladd poster on the here.
God. I miss Prime Big Nog. Loved to watch him fight.
Zachary Gomez
Based NYSAC ref Todd Anderson has been training his body lock takedowns.
Ayden Foster
Rejection of the unknown is tantamount to “identification with the h8r,” the mythological counterpart and eternal adversary of the world-creating exploratory hero (Brendan). Such rejection and identification is a consequence of Luciferian pride, which states: all that I know is all that is necessary to know. This pride is totalitarian assumption of omniscience – is adoption of “Sc_aub's place” by “reason” – is something that inevitably generates a state of personal and social being indistinguishable from hell. This hell develops because creative exploration – impossible, without acknowledgment of the unknown – constitutes the process that constructs and maintains the protective adaptive structure that gives life much of its acceptable meaning.
Memes aside he's still young and he can definitely become champion one day if he can develop his game more. As long as he doesn't get the Toilet Till treatment he'll be fine.
Juan Perez
Uh, his head coach literally Heem himself like a year ago and he has lost 3/4 fights since I don’t think talking to joe titans favorite hypnotist can unflush that career
Ryder Young
Kevin "the pisserian nightmare" pee vs toilet till is the fight to make
Nathaniel Scott
>believing Vinny "Till is the Real Deal" Shoreman
Brandon Flores
You'd think Schaub would learn not to let his girl near Travis Browne after what happened the last time.
Schaub probably thinks the 95% negative response to his special is just haters and not the initial wave of fans that have been anticipating the teased release
>robin black >yet another random reddit analysis celeb that has never trained a day in his life
it was funny finding out one of those reddit analysis guys was literally a crippled fatso who had never stepped foot in a gym in his entire life. that about sums up the "hardcore" fan for you
Unironically the first time I've ever seen this image without the goofy edit
Nathan Fisher
Wasn't he in a glam metal band or something? Also wasn't he into BDSM and shit?
Josiah Diaz
Correction: he’s 4-5, 1 loss by TK/o, 4 by sub. Still a faggot.
Angel Thompson
Glam metal band, yes. BDSM, I have no idea, but he seems like he’d enjoy a dildo in the ol’ bum.
Matthew Baker
might have had him confused for jack black the crippled fatass then but regardless "fight analysis" is some extremely pretentious pseud highschooler shit. the people that do it just squeeze out whatever perception they wanted to by combining a bunch of gifs that support it. its so fucking gay
Oh, you’ll get no argument from me there. Is there a single MMA “fight analyst” who isn’t a total faggot? Robin Black is probably the most pretentious of the bunch. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him criticize a fighter or coach, even when they’re egregiously awful. His videos are pure cringe.
Out of shape or not it's crazy he got boxed up by Mcgregor. Zero chance Artem wins right?
Jeremiah Garcia
You can really tell he's Megan Anderson's striking coach
Logan Thompson
Donald Cerrone is the UFC lightweight champion
Chase Lee
Artem will use mma if Paulie starts winning by a miracle. Paulie spitting and trying to hit Artem every chance he gets shows he is an emotional little bitch who is rattled. Artem going to knock the eternally rustled wog out via head kick or sub
Alexander Barnes
Really crazy after this fight that everyone started to do that to Pettis.
Hunter Rivera
when a lanklet takes the back of a manlet, he should do a reverse guillotine and snap his neck
Noah Howard
It’d been done before, most just couldn’t implement it successfully
WW Snacktime Pettis is unbeatable now though
Daniel Allen
Don't think Artem could land a head kick on Paulie in an mma fight to be honest. Always felt sorry for Paulie, even in boxing everyone use to hate him for being pillowfisted, not everyone can have ko power it's such a stupid thing to hate someone for.
Joseph Morris
Imagine calling yourself a professional boxer and getting pieced up by conor. Artem heems this can in 1 round
Jackson Hall
Anyone else listen to grange tv? It's rob whittaker's podcast, it's comfy af
Nathaniel Brooks
Who doesn't have a podcast these days? I'd listen to Ben Askrens but he charges for it, 10 a month.
Grayson Edwards
What's weirder is that it didn't happen after Guida. Gil came really close but his chin wasn't there anymore when he finally got clipped
Kevin Thomas
there's only room for one elite level mma podcaster
If Artem gets boxed up badly, expect Paulie to do some meme shit during the fight or just after as well, he's desperate for that Conor fight
Samuel Campbell
Hope he gets it, he's on a mission since Mcgregor screwed him over.
Gabriel Lewis
I don't think he will, it's all too forced and obvious And on top of that, Conor can't win by fighting Paulie. He's already got his fans saying he rekt Paulie, by fighting him that notion could be dispelled unless he actually reks him, and if he does he's not going to get much credit for it anyway
Adam Carter
>The essential thing is not to let oneself be impressed by the apparent triumph of the forces of the epoch [but] letting the forces take their own course, while keeping oneself firm and ready to intervene when "the tiger, which cannot leap on the person riding it, is tired of running"
I find her extremely sexually attractive but I admit that I have abnormally high testosterone. I'm not gonna judge y'all if you don't find her attractive. Not everyone can be like me.
I give Artem more chance I thought I would at the start. But having confidence in Artem like these guys do is ridiculous. Same people who thought Mcgregor would ko Floyd.
Jayden Taylor
I don't really care about Hardy to be honest, don't understand why his events sell so well.
William Scott
hardy is /ourboy/ wait and see
Lucas Nguyen
Artem struggled bare knuckle vs Hick Diaz who is a literal can. His only advantage vs Paulie is heart and maybe cardio if Paulie rolls off the couch
Evan Davis
That's the main event? I hope hammerhead knocks his head off so they never put him near the main or co main ever again
Elijah Russell
Why would that be the main event
Anthony Murphy
wtf i love bush now
Luis Adams
Worked
Samuel Price
Would rather it was Calderwood vs Shevchenko tbqh. Hope Jessica Eye gets injured and has to pull out last minute and Calderwood gets slotted in as a replacement. I can't see Eye vs Shevchenko being anything other than a boring ass clinchfest.
Calderwood is unathletic and defensively porous but at least she is creative with her striking and has developed her offensive wrestling and grappling game since switching camps.
Artem will lose but Paulie will not look amazing in there by any stretch. This is not pillow tap, this is basically MMA striking.
Jace Rodriguez
yes
Juan Jenkins
Looks more like the side of her thigh. Either way, Letourneau was asking for it. Don't turn your back like a fucking tard and stroll to the side of the cage and not expect to be heemed, especially with a beta-male ref like Jerin Valel who's too scared to step in.
Paulie's got a long history of breaking his hands, so the lack of gloves is kind of an X-factor as well
Christian Martinez
>your gonna
Horrible stupid grammar followed by the misused of the word which should have been"you're"!
I see why YOU'RE seething, brainlet!
And don't respond to me with "It was a typo" when you know damn well you won't be able to prove it since you've been corrected many times over your shit-posting years, fatso!
A literal child, Danaher's prodigy. The first guy that has been trained from the ground up on Danaher's System. He already beat Eddie Bravo's best black belt. Nicky Ryan is going to be an absolute munster.
Justin Hernandez
Man, I feel I'm dumbing down just by watching that picture
Grayson Thomas
Kanako Murata's fighting in Invicta in a couple weeks, UFC saw the writing on the wall and they're letting their feeders collaborate
Let the games begin
Adrian Mitchell
RIP ass chin
Liam Thomas
So it'll be a fair fight then
Levi Walker
This is my new favorite anime crossover episode
Kevin Bell
I’d heem every fucking clown itt do not @ me kid
What did I say to you boi, don’t even think about @ me
See a chip is something off the block, but a block is really just a box, and a box is just a space for something to live in and I live outside the box. You might say I’m homeless, but I like to see myself as free, like a bird. birds fly so I’m just gonna spread my wings.
Jack Diaz
then how did he win?
Brandon Sanders
there proving hes the GOAT
Ian Ward
He didn't
Grayson Williams
he clearly fought inside the octagon, he wasn't out.
Reminder that Bisping nearly got robbed in south africa a few days ago
Cameron Smith
Gaethje vs Conor announced soon
Brody Thomas
don't joke around about that
Grayson Hill
plz lord
Gaethje is a very favorable matchup for Conor on paper but I think it would be a long night of a gassed Conor quitting again
Alexander Long
r/MMA kisses up to their tyrannical jannies so much it literally makes me physically ill. Don't choke gargling on buzznights' nutsack, you fucking zilches. Repugnant. Never cringed so hard in my life. Almost as bad as /heem/ at this point.
Grayson Cruz
>tfw harrassed buzzknights on twitter one night and some white knight homo came in to defend him
>near fatal mistake of taking his mind of a fight >cocky niggie takes advantage of him offguard and celebrates too early not finishing his plate >Willed his way to win the next round anyways and makea him pay for if
