SHARKS @ BLUES - WCF GAME 6 - My Hot Girlfriend Edition

first for hawks
GO BLUES

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SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING ANCHOR ARMS YOU GUPPIES

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>user, you're cheering for my Blues, right?

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when burke replaces cherry post mortem im gonna kms

literally cant get enough of based burkies hot takes

>mfw we're watching the shorks window slam shut in real time
it's beautiful lads

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>Cheering for a divisional rival
I knew Blackcawks fans were casuals, but wew

i'm gonna watch for a few dollars more after this ends

bros...

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who here watching the /basketball/ game?

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I think I have that blanket.

why are midwest girls so fucking hot bros

way too saturated

of course

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IT'S OVER

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I need a few of /hoc/'s higher IQ'd members, to explain to me the science behind >shorking.
It seems to be as sure as death, or the sun rising every day. How is such a sure thing year after year?

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>shorks
>accomplishments

Grapes gonna be all over the CIty of Boston during the finals, dabbin on basedboys left and right

reminder they wanted to pay JT $13m

they aren't, they're overweight and/or have tattoos

>dating an 18 year old who’s just finishing up high school, blonde with great tits
Based or cringe bros?

>Blose
>Accomplishments

>as opposed to 99% of the chicks in commiefornia.

I can't believe Binnington is winning the Stan Lee, Conn Smythe, and Vezina all after half a rookie season

this game is like the final scene in Jaws

Based more time to impregnate her with white babies

she looks pretty slim and tattooless to me senpai

>dating an 18 year old
based and redpilled

if merely for the sex, then

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Oh, I'm in Boston.

I just love the hawks.

Normalfaggot out of 10
This isn't hockey, neck yourself

As based as you can possibly be

Thanks but I'm not white

How did that nigger get a 7 million AAV? And at that term!

how old are you?

More like this series since they changed the refs

who the fuck is talking about commiefornia
at least they have instathots, some of which do not have tattoos

>normalfaggot
Lmao i’m 30 years old and have been on Yea Forums since 2006 stay mad virgin

based if you can't get slammed with a statutory charge if/when she freaks out

The blues have been shorking for twice as long.

>Live in Boston
>Follow Cawks
>Cheering for one of the teams divisional rivals
>No dude, it's OK I don't actually live anywhere near Chiraq
Did you think mentioning that would make it better

You're favorite hockey team is losing. Lrn 2 cope

If this post ends in 78 Sharks win

gets have been proven ineffective

settle down grampa

this

you're setting yourself up for Jailure, and being a jigaboo monkey doesn't help your case.

>sharks fans ass devastated that the bloos are too physical for them
El oh el commiefornia cuckolds.

Kys then pedo

>t. failed normalfaggot

Just that nobody gives a fuck because they are the most irrelevant team in the league and no one will try to say otherwise when they get reamed by the Broons

See visual aid

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do it for ducksbro, eliminate the shorks

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mmmm delicious stanley cup though
hope the blues get one!

if this post ends in 05 Sharks win in overtime

Bishop should and will the Vezina and im a bloos fan.

Why is it the people that always try and say "lol no I'm an oldfag" pick 2006?

I’m white
Also age of consent is 17 here

I don't have a favorite hockey team, I'm just here to shitpost

>a girl from St.Louis and now loving life in North Carolina.
that's because she left

something about the best era of the chan starting or some shit, literally makes no difference

how old are you, and how long have you known her

boourns with some more beautiful turnovers

>I'm a casual, but that's ok >we have a cup, lol!

Actually now that I think about it, was 2004, I remember being on Yea Forums for a while during the 2006 World Series when Yea Forums was eventually killed off for a brief time

>perron will lose in 2 back to back finals
Wish james neal was here

Who's fault is this loss for the sharks?

>Blues are just a better team
>Jones
>Karrlson and Burns and their shitty defense
>Kane being a no show
>Bennington is playing on his head
>Gary fucked up 3 times and need to "make it up" to the NHL

yo how do you let pietrangelo dance around you

Anyone else do chores during intermission? I always do, best time for it to not listen to the talking heads

they don't want to admit they found /cake/ in 2004 by googling lolicon like i did

Stay mad sharks poosy your asshole feels tight.

The last option

The defense. Sharks defense is terrible even with 10 Norris Trophy winners

Definitely not that last one

Why does EVERY commercial feature a nigger?

They think you'll be impressed lmao

Karlsson/Burns primarily

>score 1 goal in 3 games
>blame the defense and tendie

>Gary fucked up 3 times and need to "make it up" to the NHL
Literally this, but anyone who says this will be labeled as a "lol seething commiefornia", invalidating it

People quickly forget the hard ass road the sharks took to get here. They're coming for the cup next year
stay scared m8

defense is complete shit

They lost 4 of their best players (refs)

I'm 18 as well
Known her for about 10 years through school but only started dating this year

does anyone else feel like we're watching history tonight? the blue's season has been the most miraculous comeback i can remember in a long time

user how does it feel knowing >your favorite player will be a Xeattle Dickgirl in 2 years?

why is nbc's feed so yellow

>tattoos
>bad

pick none

They can't afford this team next year

why is kane still in the league

Bad defense leads to bad offense. If you can't clear or control the puck there's no way you can ever get your offense moving.

Fuck off retard you aren’t me

you're good
if she's focused on her education stick with it
if she's also a fucking freak nympho you've struck gold

damn you are like literal babby

>tripfag
>defiles his body with ink
checks out

This.

were you "just friends" before that? girls are notorious for freaking out after having relations with a guy who is/was friendzoned, "accidental" or otherwise

But vegas is exempt from the draft?

They're the ducks of last year. All their key guys are old, have to get paid, and have no more chemistry.

That said, their farm and management are excellent. I see the Sharks coming back in a year or 2.

panthers would shit all over these baby teams

pee air mcguire

>being this delusional and seething that his team is trash

youtube.com/watch?v=355Fk8drgZE

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Blues fan here, getting flashbacks to 2016 watching my Chubs on the way to the WS. Fear, but also excitement.

To be clear, that user is not me
I’m 30 and have known her for a month via dating apps

the offense is a total noshow. not even just kane, but jumbo and timo too.

Let's go Blues

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Before they got injured, their defense was pretty mediocre and had a good ref bailout to even give them a game. They have a perfect storm to collapse to a good, consistent Blues team.

Shorks

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iktfb

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GARY IS JUST MAKING UP FOR THE "BAD CALLS". WE CANT PROVE IT BUT THATS WHAT IS TOTALLY HAPPENING. GARY TURNED OUR REFS AGAINST US

Blues are just better.

People are still sleeping on the Blues? Will they beat the Bruins? No. But they're still a very good team.

SCARRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

UH OH
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

BRING IT BACK BABBBBBBBY

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A
RAY
OF
HOPE

HOL UP
SHORK BITING BACK

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

uh oh

IT'S HAPPENING

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
GAMBRELL WITH HIS FIRST NHL PLAYOFF POINT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE SHARKS SCORED A GOAL
PLAN THE PARADE

Fuck

Lame

>it was 2-0

>the shorks think this will save them

I'm trans :)

hehe go sharks yay they scored!!!

S
C
A
R

GO BLUES still 2-1

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>inb4 the bloos score in the next 90 seconds

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
GAMBRELL
IT'S A GAME NOW YOU BARBEQUE MUNCHING HICKS

took a shot on a 3-1 so bad it lead directly to his team getting scored on

LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

WE ARE DIVING REFS MAKE THE CALLS!!!!

Looks like comeback is back on the menu lads.

Oh shit!!! The sharks scored on Bennington!

reminder the >blots won the president's trophy and got swept round 1 by the teds

>scorenson is kill
>no call
epic

lol give up the 3 on 1 and then score going the other way on a breakaway
4d chess

>Have shit netminding but solid team
>Replace shit netminder
>wtf we are good now
It's only a "miraculous comeback" in standings alone, they always had a solid team

THEY
CUT
THE
LEAD
IN
HALF

game goes to triple OT

No I go to a big high school
We were in different social circles but we hooked up at a party over spring break and are now dating
She's my first gf I just had to tell someone

I hope the Blues destroy the fucking Rat like they're doing to the sharks.

Smash the rat and Bergeron in.

>benningshit
>benningshit
>benningshit
>benningshit

I go outside and DUDE WEED

are you hot?

reminder that the sharts were eliminated literally 90 seconds into the game

the last sharks even strength goal before that was 146 minutes and 40 seconds of gametime ago

who is behind these posts

somehow don't think it's bloos lads

Binnington is shitting the bed OH NO NO NO NO

This is simple, but effective SEETHE

don't ask for nudes or share them
don't brag to anyone about making out
listen to her stories and give her gifts. even a $5 box of chocolate is nice.

Uh oh Blues. Not a good sign.

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i'm just a cute trans girls hehe the rest aren't me idk :)

>shorks score for the second time in 3 games
>their fans act like they won the series

kill em all
let gary sort em out

HAHAHAHHAHAHA
GET FUCKED FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Blose score once
>LMAOOOOOOOOOO SERIES OVER WHAT A JOKE TEAM ONTO THE SCF HAHAHA

In the Brown & Brown commercial when they show the pic of their mom is it actually their mom or is it one of them dressed up like a joke?

>5-2 blues win

Screencapped for when you lose in 90 minutes

post feet

Prepare that anus shit louis

40%

imagine not cheering everytime your team scores

It’s me, just a cute german boy living in Tuscon AZ hehe

yuck! no thanks!

>Go for wraparound
>Fail
>Sit and stare at puck for 3 seconds instead of regaining possession

>implying I won’t be drunk as shit and will even remember you

ONE OF OUR SHARKS WAS ON THE ICE, I DIDNT SEE WHAT HAPPENED BUT WTF WHY WONT THE REFS JUST MAKE UP A CALL

bandwagoning meth heads don't have to imagine that

>icing
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHARTS

post the graphic

Im pretty sure they scored twice and 5 times last game compared to your 0 sweaty

WHAT HAPPENS AGAIN WHEN YOU COMBINE SHARKS AND TORNADOES?

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

are cut penises or uncut penises cuter?

PING

So lads, how will the refs save them in the 3rd quarter this time

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>Implying you won’t be at the San Jose gay pride parade getting pozzed in a seedy bathroom

>Shorks

>Shorks playing dirty again

a tornashark

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Uncut 100% It's like a cute anime girl wearing a hoodie

some crazy fantasies you have there user, tell us more

Jeeze missing that swipe will haunt him

>sharks almost tie
>SHUT IT DOOOOOOOOOOOWN

they just cant help but cheat can they?

Kiss my ass

Now these are the Sharts that were a menace in the Regular season.

Hard hitting, stifling, fast, great perimeter defense, strong and bullying

my gf says uncut looks like a gross anteater cock

>dad just called kane a nigger again

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uncut

YOU DUMB NIGGER IT WAS RIGHT THERE

>both teams named after a city
>both teams names start with "S"
>both teams have 2 words as city name
>both teams have 2nd word of city name as a persons first name
>both teams have hellscapes as cities

>I DINDU NUFFIN
t. Kane

you get a Sharknado!!!

>both teams have hellscapes as cities
t. never been to SJ

based

Cool dad

You fags can only meme but none of you are as good as real coaches. Imagine it would be up to YOU to lead your team to the victory so you would have to come up with a game plan to try and outplay and outsmart your opponent instead of just doing your stupid 'if d*bs they win' routine. The real coaches rely on their skills not d*bs. Something that you will never have. You are pathetic.

another penalty on san jose hmmm

you posted this in the main thread

your dad is correct

it keeps happening

Look they're trying to make it up to Vegas, Colorado, and St. Louis.

dubs and I’d be the best coach in the nhl

AYO OOGA BOOGA HUWITE BOI GIBS ME DAT PUCK

t. never been to STL

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who unironically vote against their own economic interests

your dad sounds like a racist

SCAAAAAR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

is it a coincidence that every negro in the NHL is detestable?

EAT SHIT SHORKS

Why are so many powerplays against sharks?
Is it payback time?

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!

I have, it’s a complete shithole. Not even shitposting. I could hardly tell I was in america.

Now it's over.

SCCCCAAAAARRRRRRR

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

>SAN J0-5E ELIMINATION DAY
>SAN J0-5E ELIMINATION DAY
>SAN J0-5E ELIMINATION DAY
KYS SHORK FANS

>Sharts

Who's ready to GLORIA.

SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Lads, it’s the San Jose Sharks

brady tkachuk is such a good cheerleader!

SCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>shorkies

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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

>2 Saint Poois PP goals
>B-BUT THE REF SHARKS

REFS DO SOMETHING

>JOHNNY
>ON
>THE
>SPOT

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

shorks

San Jose may want to stop taking penalties if they want to win

>SHORKS

YOU THOUGHT THE REFS WERE YOUR ALLY?

>spic jose
>nice
>california
>not a hellscape

Imagine being a sharks fan and all you hear is how bias the refs have been meanwhile it’s been open season on your players and these weak calls in the biggest game of the year are killing everything (not denying we’ve gotten big blown calls)

stop spoiling leaf

BAY
BEE
SHARK DOODOODODOODOODO
BABY SHARK DOODOODODODODOO

If the sharks don't score at least 3 more, they can't win the cup this year

america as in east st louis?
no, nothing like that for sure

2020 COMING UP SOON HOMIE

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Can't wait to see what Gary's writers have cooked up

Refs unironically are letting tons of Blose penalties go
But the ref Sharks, am I right?

>jon3s

there goes my 20 bucks

SAVE US REFS
SEETHING

fuck off the sharks were playing dirty as fuck in game 5 it just didn't work out very well for them

knights would have done this series in 5 and bruins in 6

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So who do you have in the next series?

>Perron, Taresenko, O' Rielly
>Bergeron, Marchand, Pastrnack

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YA FUMIN?
YA BOILIN?
YA STEAMIN?

NO YOU FUCK OFF FAGGOT

>not even a sell out crowd
the absolute state

Absolutely seething. What a faggot.

STLfag here, no one in St. Louis goes to East St. Louis unless they are going to a strip club. And I live like, 15 minutes from the Enterprise Center.

Good analysis.

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Gotta make up for the hand pass then keep the pressure on to sedate the Vegass babies, killing 2 birds with one stone

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TURN.

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Oh i guess you should just be allowed to hook players as their shooting for a goal. You're too used to having refpuck you pathetic retard

>want
bloos
>inevitable
broons

This isnt over yet

>lots of blue collar workers
>vote for a guy that's trying to prevent manufacturing jobs from going overseas
>voting against their own economic interests

Wut?

>high hit hertl
>focus on karlsson and pavs entire series
nah fuck off mate

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East St Louis is in Illinois, retard. Illinois makes California look well run. I know, because I live here.

I love it because it's pulling the curtain back on how much the NHL manipulates these games. They wanted East coast vs West coast so they tried to shuffle the Sharks through until they were too blatant about it and had to hose it down and now they are just letting the Sharks twist in the wind, the NHL apparently settled for East coast vs Midwest.

Bruins easy

Illinois side of stl is an embarassement every fucking place of business is barred up lmao

boston to win
but i'm very happy with the blues progress and want to watch them play their best

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For me, it's the Boston Bruins

If the sharks don't take this down, can't wait to see how Boston reacts to stls dirty style. Uncalled hits from behind, heads hots, etc. Bet marchy isn't gonna allow that shit. Blues gonna get smashed on

>identify and harass injured players
hate it to break it to you but 31 teams do this

I drove through once and the wal mart I went to for shampoo didn't even have floors, it was literally dirt and the shelves had no tags. It was just random shit on random shelves. Not joking

Boston in 5

Never been. I was referring to San Jose

Sharks fags are so entitled and smug. Their season should've ended weeks ago, they're not proud of their ass team making it this far, they're seething and bitter at refs that granted em the opportunity to be here and hate any team that exposes them as the frauds they are.

if only they didnt choke lmfao

CWE is nice but I bet you live in Clayton

Bennington’s kind of a dickhead

Blues tbqh

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Bruins in 5

Shut the fuck up you dumbass crybaby everyone knows who you are and how pathetic you were after game 5 you are a fucking faggot

Every year I pick the Blues for my bracket and each year they fail. This year I pick Sharks and here we fucking are

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BABY SHAAAAAAAARK

boiling mad

>playing someone everyone knows to be injured
big brain move

How?

why is kansas city in missouri??

Stain Poois is playing like the discount Broons, they are going to be in for a rude awakening when they get fucking splattered up and down the rink

based casual eurotrash

Bruins in a gentleman's sweep, they'll clinch their seventh Stan Lee at the Garden

same reason Fort Saskatchewan is in Alberta, probably

>bloos
>dirty

Theyre literally the least goon-tier team in the whole playoffs

Stay mad

>Be cleanest team in playoffs
>Get called dirty
Why are californians such niggers?

imagine actually thinking bombston will win the cup

Gary has his script for the year you mongoloids

>Imagine being a sharks fan

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I though Kansas City was in Kansas for 20 years

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FUCK THE FUCKING BLUES

uhhh refs? REFS? HELP ME REFS

missouri has infrastructure even though its corn
kansas is literally corn
its like asking why there are people in saskatchewan based

i FUCKING hate NIGGERS

will Thornton retire if they get btfo today?

Storm finally reached me. Wish me luck friends. Might die. Go Blues.

Blues play a great forecheck and the sharks are playing stupid. The sharks can get fucked

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Based. We need a home clincher for once

same reason odessa is in new york

eat my arse nigger

No one cares about st poois. Enjoy being flyover

The announcers keep saying what a great job the blues are doing and how resilient they are, trying to cover up the fact that the blues are playing a dead nobody opponent

you do know scripts are not destiny, right?

>Not knowing what is meant by "playing like the Broons"
Holy fuck, can you get more casual? Actually watch fucking hockey before you make an ass out of yourself.

Imagine being a blues fan and seeing your players hooked and tripped 15 times a game and the 10 percent of the time it gets called Sharks fans start whining.

how come people keep trying to say that blacks are people?
like, they don't look, act, smell, or even think like people.
what gives?

This is the most blatant refpuck I've ever seen. Gary and the league allowed the Sharks a false sense of confidence with the free 2 series and game. Then the Sharks got the rug pulled out from under them and they weren't quite ready for it. FUCK THE NHL AND FUCK THE REFS

Kinda want to see this go to game 7.

No one likes you, you avatarfagging attention whore, go back to the general

t. gary

it got relocated with the chiefs

as a Bruins fan, if literally any other EC team was in the Final I'd want St. Louis to win it all. and desu they probably WOULD if it was any other EC team in the Final

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Sharks status:

youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

3+1 is 4

Not to mention all the pick plays that should be interference

>joe thornton chimping out
its not even the 3rd. calm down joe

OMG YAAAAASSSS! THE GOOD GUYS ARE WINNING!!! :D

Why does maroon look retarded? I can’t quite put my finger on it

Jesus christ. If I hear one more blues fan whine about the refs after this fucking game i'm literally going to dropkick someone

so I guess Karlsson is coming back to Ottawa right?!

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Might have to start rooting for St Louis. Blues showing true grit beating not only the sharks, but the ice officials and the NHL front office as well

youtu.be/NSBO6Zis9lg

I'm so glad the Blues are winning! They're honorary Knights. Defeating the bad guys huh?!

Go Blues!

>because I live here
lol why
has your car been jacked yet

I love how people are saying this Bloos team is gooning it up and not remembering how they played in the Reaves, Jansenn, Polak, Ott, and Jackman days

If the Sharks got eliminated by Vegass, I would have taken it better, but after winning 2 series and giving me a false sense of hope, I can't forgive this fucking team again
Every god damn fucking year

melnyk probably doesnt even pay for dorions office supplies

do you even want him anymore

The Blackhawks would bootyblast both of these shit teams.

that chick has a big nose

lol you say this every year

No, fuck the bloos, go sharks.

>you now remember the ryan miller trade in 2014

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SEETHING

Why would you ever think the front office wants the Sharks to win?

They want to develop these shitty non-hockey cities by letting their team win. Give the Blues a stronger following so they can sell more tickets int he future. Shark tickets always sell out and in San Jose they can charge 200 dollars for nosebleeds. They want more business in shit cities.

dorion pockets paperclips when he sends faxes at kinkos

The fix is in. Downvote me all you want. It's been open season on the Sharks while the refs are calling penalties on San Jose that we might not even see in the regular season.

Bran Stark race car driver

he'll come back after the relocation

I'm a battered housewife

Who

Here's your Karlsson, bro.

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wtf how is the dog so good on ice

The sharks only win because of refs. Blues are the good guys!

Should have known considering the only reason you made it this far was undeniable refpuck and not actual team merit

have you seen our D core?

cope harder jew englander

man there's this one spot near center ice below the AAA logo that i keep thinking is the puck

HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

>undeniable refpuck and not actual team merit
Name refpuck that won the first 2 series and I'll tell you why you are a fucking mouth breather

t. Karlsson

>sharts fans ironic redditposting
advanced irony

serious question, why?
get the fuck out of there
of all the shitty parts of misery to live in you literally choose the shittiest part of it. for gods sake just cross the river and enter the 1st world.
t. fellow miserian

Looks like it's up to the good guy Bruins to defeat these faggot refs for once and all.

low iq opinion
meet me at craig and decatur so I can beat the fuck out of you

ah so you want to make it even worse

>the redditposting has already begun

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dogs that have big paws for swimming are good on ice

God no, I don't live in East St Louis. Just in Illinois. I did work in ESL last summer. Holy fuck its depressing.

worst playoffs in the last 30 years

i remember when sharks fans were crowning themselves as champions when they got karlsson

i wont forget

>redditposting

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ok my last game thread this season
i don't wanna see fucking m*ssholes celebrate
i enjoyed the 1st round memes
but it all went downhill from there
see y'all in october

>5 minute major game 7 round 1
>offsides game 7 round 2

I’ve been a Blues fan for 20 years
I don’t know how to act
We’ve never been this close
Hold me bros

Those were some of my favorite players though. We might not have won shit but they were fun games to watch. Ott especially is a riot.

why would you want him? his body is broken down and you'll need to pay him $12m/year

>just remember the Coyotes sell more tickets than the Senators

How badly can you fuck up a franchise?

How anticlimactic is this going to be when the Blues win 4-1 with an empty netter

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>my dad has been literally waiting his whole life for this

So what poor team will invest the cash into karlsson? money on the flim flams

Is Kane going to kill someone, or will he just chimp out impotently and get ejected?

correct calls you’re just mad about them

rev up them >shorks

tbf that was before he got exposed and turned out to be made of paper

I want them to goon up the Bruins. Give the rat some smushing.

They:

A) want the growth in the hot Silicon Valley market - similiar to how the Warriors have been great representatives for the NBA, the Sharks would function similiar. Ties in with C.

B) Modern Ray Bourque moment for Thornton - the "longest serving player with a Cup winning it" has been a very lucrative storyline for the league in the past and office is very desirous for the images of him lifting the cup

C) Simple growth/demographics measures. St Louis/Midwest is declining and league is interested in penetrating the Hispanic demographic.

Ott and Jax are now assistant coaches for the Blues kek

Don't fucking talk about it you north city nigger. Game isn't even over yet.

imagine how hard jumbo is motivating the boys right now

But they just threw the Bruins a freebie over Carolina?

that’s luckpuck for you

oh disregard then
i've just always wanted to talk to someone who chooses to live in that hell hole.

>illinois side of st louis is the worst part of missouri

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I’m in west county you south side onions boy piece of shit

And you're mad that your shit team is about to get eliminated in an hour without a controversial game 7 call

>5 minute major
I explain this every thread
>Crosscheck caused fall
>Fall caused injury
>Therefore crosscheck directly caused injury
Don't like how the ref interpreted the rule? Don't worry, he's out of a job because Gary didn't either!
>Game 7 Avs offside
Now I just know you are a hockey casual, can't wait for the offseason for all of you people to fuck off

>3rd quarter

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you were in the ECF literally 3 years ago against these same Sharts you casual doofus.

Soooo whose side are the refs on..?

wrong and wrong
thanks for playing

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My fellow west county bro. Did you enjoy the tornado

this, probably giving an impassioned speech. expect him to come out in the 3rd and have a big impact

We never never 20 minutes away from going to the cup double nigger

lurk more

Get your hopes up just to have them fucking crushed at the last second
Just like another team that I won't name

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>Blues are going to the Cup
>Wild won’t for at least this decade
End me lads

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>WHY ARE THE REFS CALLING PENALTIES WHEN WE COMMIT PENALTIES AHHHHHHH

It was actually stasny that body slammed him into the ground and to be completely honest pavelski just fell wrong and it was unfortunate (or not) how he bopped his noggin.

>Defending the "guys blade is offside 5 minutes before the goal is scored rule"

What a fun sport, enjoy the lockout

>ECF

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go bloos!

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i unironically believed they got their goaltender lol why would you remind me
Yeah it was a pain seeing them get worked and choke constantly, I loved those guys. I just remembered Jason Arnott was a Blue lol

for me, it's calling them infractions

Calling bullshit. This is the only Walmart in E STL (Cahokia)

Walmart

1511 Camp Jackson Rd, Cahokia, IL 62206
(618) 332-1771

g.co/kgs/yQVCEk

so how do you shark fans feel knowing that your going into cap hell and have aging players like burns and pavelski

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Non-tornado as always, always enjoy the storm though and power didn’t go out so I’m content

St Louis and East St Louis are not the same city they're not even in the same fucking State retard

Well realize that it will be the most amicable final series. The bruins will probably sweep you but it is still a great success for the Blues. So both fanbases will be incredibly happy. It is funny that the losing team's fans may actually feel happier than the winners.

I just don't know how one city can have so many burned down buildings. They have traffic lights shut off for not paying bills. Brand new fucking elementary school, sitting vacant. It's like everyone just said "nah, fuck it. We can't save this place."

Webster here

Screencapped

>An offside that would be called back in literally any other game if it was challenged is somehow refpuck because it was the Sharks
I love this new narrative the sports media is suckling and how easily all these casuals eat it up

>implying our young bulls aren’t prime for the takeover in 2021

>the story of every contending team ever

>losing is winning

Holy shit. Congrats my fellow Blues fans. Our eternal suffering has finally come to an end. I can't believe this is actually happening.

Yes yes, I’ve heard the jets, stars, and sharks will sweep the blues out of the playoffs
Bruins will have 10 days off, the rust will be their undoing
IF the blues can hold on

I was talking about San Jose you illiterate fuck.

Avenge the fallen. Whatever it takes

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>A) want the growth in the hot Silicon Valley market - similiar to how the Warriors have been great representatives for the NBA, the Sharks would function similiar. Ties in with C.
They already have the hot silicone market. The sharks are very popular in San Jose.
>B) Modern Ray Bourque moment for Thornton - the "longest serving player with a Cup winning it" has been a very lucrative storyline for the league in the past and office is very desirous for the images of him lifting the cup
This is probably the only reason. But there's plenty of other players to win the cup that didn't.
>C) Simple growth/demographics measures. St Louis/Midwest is declining and league is interested in penetrating the Hispanic demographic.
People are leaving California and heading toward the South East.

k

I fucking wish the Sharks eliminate the Knights every time they play in the playoffs for the rest of History.

Other times, can be the Kings or Ducks. Cali > Nevada

That Bandits arena looked pretty comfy

I'm a neutral - help me understand why that rule is good for the game.

Is she in
1. Any pornographic movies?
1b. If so do they feature a creampie?

Seethe

it's crazy when you drive through the suburbs, I've never seen so many people walking/standing in the middle of the road, for no reason other than it's more convenient than the sidewalks and fuck cars anyway.

Vegass trash can't stop with the cope lmao

for /ourguy/ reeves

>muh cinderella story
weve already seen this episode gary

3rd period snacks. Non Bloosbros won't understand

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If anything the NHL would rather Saint Louis win, seeing as they are objectively the least successful team in the entire league and are based in a baseball juggernaut of a city

Yeah right knights will be your shitty teams gatekeeper and eliminate you every year. See last year

Toasted ravs in a convection oven, my fucking nigger

based

>IF the blues can hold on
Kek. Come on. There is no way the sharks are going to score three fucking goals considering the way they have been playing in the last two games and their two key players being injured.

It's coming blues. You know it.

Fuck California. Vegas for life

Mah man

my man

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Hodl for dear fucking life blues.

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I'm not saying it's a good thing, Landeskog had zero impact on the play but it's just how it is
Calling that refpuck is just fucking asinine

Listen up you little shit I’ve watched 20 years of Blues hockey and know better than to consider any game finished until the clock hits 0:00 and the blues are in the lead

>he doesnt know about refpuck

which franchise do we relocated to los angeles, lads?

>says the canadian in a constant state of cope since 1993

The convection/toaster oven is the superior snack maker. Microwave is for welfare queens.

Fuck Kentucky. Tennessee for life

Illinois only cares about Cook county.

ESL is the farthest place from it, so it gets the least fucks

>onions in a cage
ogre is that you?

Looks good

Midwestern “cuisine”

senators

taking their money before we ban them from out network, brilliant play

100% agreed I stopped using microwaves for a convection oven years ago and it was one of the best decisions I’ve made

leafs

This. Celebrating prematurely is a sure fire way to get ass fucked by fate.

ducks

MY BROTHER

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I wish i was married to Martin BROdeur....

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just rolled a joint, lads

No ones going to LA. NFL learned the hard way that LA is shit

lies
it was cheaper to fly to San Jose and get a good seat, than get a mediocre seat at t-mobile arena.

Fuck yussss. This makes my mouth water and my dick hard.

3rd period, let's fucking go boys! Get this game back and let's get back to the Tank!!

I thought maroon got hit in the face. Turns out it’s just a zit

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OMG YAAAASSSS!!

GO AVS/BLUES/KNIGHTS!! :D

Sometimes microwaves are okay. Every restaurant uses them.

Stay jealous faggot.

Win or lose, we won’t go quietly into the night. Bleed teal for life. LETS GO SHARKS! I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN!

go back to applebee's

You are easily the biggest fucking retard in the thread.

It's over Sharks bros.

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convection makes perfection
microwaves are for gays

>Not one, not two, but three LA teams
No thank you

>LA is shit

What measures are you using to determine that? The league's return to the market has been an enormous success. Inb4 screenshots of sparse attendance - if you think physical attendance has anything to do with the financials you're a brainlet.

just gotta keep getting pucks in deep boys

>citation needed

TOILET WATER SHORKS GUY WHERE IS YOU? WE NEED YOU

If the boys haven't given up, I haven't given up!

Blues have literally outplayed the sharks every game since game 1.

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RELEASE THE CHUM LADS

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Is St. Louis Sunbelt? Missouri sounds like a pretty sunbelty state.

This. If I'm making a grilled cheese I'm not using a fucking oven ffs

Flames

Let's bring it in the third. Win or lose here, this has been a badass season and I am happy to stand by them. Hopefully we can bring this back home for 7!

Except the ones where they didn't and lost

500

pissourri = pissbelt

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>6-3

Who has the most active stick today?

Missouri is a weird mix of Midwest, South, and Farm Belt

Yes! The sharks are just refbabbies, LGB(t)!!!!!

WOW WHAT'S WITH THE HOSTILITY? YOU MUST BE A SHARKS FAN OR SOMETHING!

Bloos are basically Liverpool fc of NHL..
>hope Bloos don't slip last minute

Above the Missouri river, no
Below, yes

You don't know much geography, do you?

imagine bandwagoning the sharks because your shit team didn’t even make the playoffs

HERE WE GO LADS
REV UP THEM >SHORKS

>Sawker
Will you people fuck off, isn't there floorsqueak on or something?

Don't forget how the Ozarks are like some kind of disconnected Appalachia

ref puck

sharks fan here, every fan I know's reaction was "Please Wilson don't re-sign him for retard money".

MAROON U DUMMY

REFPUCK FOR SHARKS

Not true. Liverpool are eternal favorites but they always choke int the end. While the Blues have never even come this close to winning anything.

Yeah I grew up there, It's just a little bit nicer.

>MISSING THAT

AND SO IT BEGINS

The Blues will kill this.

new???

what the fuck is a liverpool fc?

>when in doubt, knock the net off

where is the thread

new

>Blose PP
>Silence
>Sharks PP REFPUCK REEEEEEEEEEE

They should really be their own state

you sure are

Aha but actually I want the Sharks or Blues to win this year. I still win.

WHY COULDN’T THE SHARKS JUST KILL A PENALTY? LMAO
t. vegasstard

die

apehoop

same bro, I’m just a fan of the game I root for players not teams ;)

>missouri hillbillies: not sunbelt lol
get a grip

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you been trying to troll both these game threads and failing horribly lol@urlife

very gay and cringe

Beautiful area. Just landscape wise a big difference than the rest of the midwest.

Imagine if the Sharks had a defensive core
Or would Jones Jonesin' still outweigh that?

Would be..unfortunate if some big nosed guy took that away from you.

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14 minutes til sharks elimination, lads

thanks you too

New

Sorry for bad pic, didn’t have anything good

jones is fine, it really is just a dog shit defense

blues need to pull it together

Thanks for Coyle :)

Enjoy, Ryan Don't diggo

same i usually pick a team in the series but i stay semi-neutral and only really start pulling for them when they are about to win. especially in the finals. and i only watch the playoffs anyway. regular season is too boring to many games.

they should honestly make the nhl more like the nfl

But then there are also Teds. And the Panthers. Oh and Buffalo. Get in line

maybe make a season longer but definitely one game a week is more than enough.

*ahem*
West Coast is bi-belt desu

FUCK the St. Louis Jews
FUCK the whack-ass flyover inbred pasty-skinned cousin-fucking shitheads
FUCK their meth--addict obese low-IQ fanbase
FUCK all y'all faggot Kikes.
...fuck, I'm pissed.

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