/trans/ Gimmick Edition

what could you possibly mean by this

Never thought anything would be as mind-numbingly boring on Yea Forums as peoples’ Game Of Thrones opinions for a very long time, but by jove the milkshake takes are really giving it a good go.

strawpoll.me/18031679

vote or your team will never win another trophy

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I choose death

DELET

Jon and Dany should have had more of a fight when she died
Greyworm should have killed Jon
Arya should have killed Grey-worm

When bran was wheeled out of the room at the end he should have smiled briefly at the camera and then we see a flash of blue in his eyes

That would have been a dope ending

Liverpool will bottle the CL too

my team > your team

also some other user said she's using the bench to make herself look thiccer and I can't unsee it

BREHS

Brehs

It will be a series of hilarious howlers like the last Final.

pls

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>muh booty

she is so fucking annoying

desu i like it when women are promiscuous

Spurs go 1-0 up

Salah starts shooting every time he gets the ball. Hendo gives the order for all out attack

Son scores on the break

2-0 spuds

Delete this, Karius was a mistake.
Mane is a big game player though, he deserves a trophy at least.

For me, it's Origi og in last minutes

Paris FC scored

lads
CL - Liverpool
EL - Arsenal
y/n ?

>Salah starts shooting every time he gets the ball.
>starts

>Origi playing
For me it's a defensive substitute in the 85th minute.

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CL - Spurs
EL - Chelsea
Arsenal bluds would declare war on Azerbaijan

n

Both incorrect

Haha.

I have a bet with some friends. For me, Son scores off a free kick header. Then Trippier passes it back to Lloris who misplays it, own goal. Then Moura with a solo run goal. Then seventy minutes of shit football. Spurs win 2-1

what channel is this game on in france?

Not a fan of the delusional spud posting tbqh

Do you think there is a feasible way united can mount a title challenge next year?

If not surely it’s best to just accept a few more years of shite and sign a load of promising youngsters who can be moulded into whatever the manager or DoF wants

Wow that’s quite an intense bet. What odds did they give you 99999999999999999999999999/1?

>give us McNeal

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Just got fired because my boss saw this. Thanks a lot

Dunno but one of my friend is at Charlety

No. IF City get banned from Europe, they'll walk the league by Xmas. Utd will struggle for top 6 again.

'bet' was a poor choice of words, it's more of a verbal speculation. real gambling is haram

Like what if united got in Poch, Kane and Alderweireld?

>Do you think there is a feasible way united can mount a title challenge next year?
If they buy Messi and Ronaldo maybe, have you seen how shit United are?

>If not surely it’s best to just accept a few more years of shite and sign a load of promising youngsters who can be moulded into whatever the manager or DoF wants
This would be best but every DoF link so for have been retarded. Maybe having some actual DoF experience instead of having been in the Man U dressing room once should be a priority. If Man U took the redpill and accepted that they're not on top of the world anymore and used their finances to rebuild they could become dominant again. If they insist on clinging to the old ways I could see them fading out of (top football) existance.
Srsly Darren Fletcher as DoF?

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Ahh, Javi Martinez, or some say Javi Martinez situation...

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Oh ok. Here’s my textual speculation.

Hendo slips and >96 scousers commit suicide

But the only concrete rumours regarding DoF are Mitchell right? Nobody relevant has actually substantiated the Fletcher or Rio stories

>Gabriel Batistuta
Isn't this guy a low iq brainlet?

STOP PUTTING EDITIONS INTO THE TITLE. REALLY NOT LIKING THIS GIMMICK.

>no Burger King edit with Emery outside counting his money to see if he can afford a Whopper Junior
;_;
>no McDonalds edit with the same but with the £1 menu
;_;

CL = Liverpool
EL = Chelsea

>STOP PUTTING EDITIONS INTO THE TITLE. REALLY NOT LIKING THIS GIMMICK.
not a fan of this "having retarded complaints" gimmick

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>STOP PUTTING EDITIONS INTO THE TITLE. REALLY NOT LIKING THIS GIMMICK.
this is a /trans/ tradition

M8, that's so easy to do. Have a go yourself, you'll learn some skills that you'll be able to use in the future I'm sure

Based

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Retard! We've always done the edition in the post itself, not the title. You're RUINING /trans/! I shall NOT stand for this. From this moment on, I shall not read anything you have to say, lol.

But if you stop being the /trans/ photoshoper, then what good are you for? What is your new gimmick? Getting banned for porn? I thought we were friends. I guess not.

No it isn't. Look in the archives.

Haha

>Manchester United are ‘working very hard’ to sign Ajax captain Matthijs de Ligt.
How GAZUMPED with United be when he fucks off to Barcelona or something?

I don't know anymore lad. Appointing Ole was premature. Ole going on and about the good ol' days and how Man U should be winning titles feels a bit out of touch just like the whole club.

I have not for the past years done that. I like it in the title.

I thought he was already confirmed to Barca

As a united fan I can’t see why he would want to join us

>/trans/ dedicated a thread to moi
I’m touched

Wow, that's honestly really rude. I hope all the women you whatsapp will ignore you

btw this gimmick of yours is growing on me

Will GF finally make the move to user FC?
I'm kind of getting desperate...

That's why I am AnGeRy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>not realising I'm trying out the angry at small things gimmick

I wish I could spoiler and thank you.

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sorry user, she's requested an extension with me

You have to approach them user

>Man United will reportedly hold off giving wonderkid Mason Greenwood a bumper new contract.

>The 17-year-old striker has been a bright spark in a otherwise woeful season for the Red Devils after making his debut under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

>He earns around £50,000-a-year and was expected to be handed an improved deal.

>But The Sun report that United are reluctant to hand him fresh terms just yet and will wait until October when he turns 18 to see how the youngster has progressed in pre-season training.

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Imagine coming home to a gf who loves you

>He earns around £50,000-a-year and was expected to be handed an improved deal.
Am I being trolled or is this actually real?
Are United, dare I say, the worst run club in the premier league?

Which bit of this don’t you like?

*protects you from getting slapped*

>That's why I am AnGeRy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[spoiler]keep it up[/spoiler]

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haha, imagine that haha, imagine her going 'how was your day user?' haha as she hugs you haha kiss on the cheek haha and then it turns to passionate kissing haha and then you push her against the wall haha and then lift her up haha and then fuck her with her skirt on with her panties to one side haha.

Just imagine haha.

>Toni Kroos has warned Real Madrid target Paul Pogba and other would-be signings he will not give up his starting spot without a fight after agreeing a new contract.

>United are closely monitoring the progress of Fenerbahce wonderkid Elif Elmas but rivals City and Tottenham are also keen on the 19-year-old.

>United will take the advice of Darren Fletcher and sign Stoke’s Nathan Collins, The Sun report.

does he change his last name when he grows older?

Why is he already on 50k, jesus christ

>17
>50,000 great british pounds a week

50k a year, user

Do things get better lads

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Hearing that Juve is in for Milinkovic-Savic. Wasn't he exposed at the World Cup?

>girl told me to drive safe and text her as soon as I got home
Feels good lads

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>a week
It says per year, you mong. That's like £960 a week.

Oh right, that's much better lel

He's had a very mediocre season as well, he only started resembling what he was the season before the last month or so

Not externally, but mentally you chill out and stop worrying about them as years pass. And in the end, nothing is more important than what's inside your head.

I thought she wasn't confirmed as you gf yet. Your story is falling apart!

Yes user. In fact, I can help you right now. Take a seat right here and I'll get your injection.

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Could he be the next Belotti?

I had a gf for 4 years ama

hath not claimeth such a thing

how big is her dick?

Did you celebrate 1000 days like a man or yearly like a woman

Belotti is good again la
streamja.com/P1X5

What should I imagine when I imagine the smell?

How does she feel about your /trans/ gimmick?
How much transfer knowledge does she have?
How much money has she siphoned from you in order so she can save her other money?

is there anything worth watching between now and the ucl final?

Yes you did. You said it several threads back when we chatted. You said it wasn't confirmed yet. Not /trans/ threads, some random Spurs match threads.

Yes, but he never hit 20 goals. Maybe it's premature, but I'm calling him a "good with one GOAT season" player

When is it?

No, Brian Cox confirmed it and he even wrote the fucking song

That still stands. I did not claim her as a gf in that post just a girl

yesterday, you missed it

>We broke up years ago.
>No benis.
>Didnt like football but would let me watch games in exchange for her watching her girly shit.
>smell of what? Girl feet and farts smell like anyone elses. She had nice perfume though. Vagina is ok in small doses

Any updates on the matthijs de ligt situation?

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Sumo, Giro, and porn.

Happy for you, la.

I ask myself the same thing almost every night.

Thanks fren

H-haha what a totally odd thing to imagine

Had green tea and a girlfriend bitching at me for supper

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oh and every year sorry didnt know the 1000 days was a thing

I ate Shipman. Looked like my dad but with bigger ears. Dad was a doctor too. He ruined this countries health care btw.

Right, so she is now is my point. Not hating.

your dad or shipman?

Based Shippy

Gf sent me this, what do?

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Dunno lad don't want to lable things yet too early,

Shipman.

tell her to not put washing pinches on her nipples that can't be good for her and it must hurt

Ah well, hope it werks out my dude.

haha imagine her doing this for you haha imagine having somebody care for you and love you for who you are haha without pretence or personality change haha

Replace the pegs with fish hooks

I really hope so too that's why I don't want to lable it yet

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My gimmick is to read all your posts, rate and enjoy them then laugh at most since it's quite easy to make me laugh and I enjoy the brand of humour found on here.

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Go away Gilles de Rai.

Send her to me ASAP la

fuckin hot

Gf sent me this, what do?

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Haha

Fuuuuuuuuuuck I would pinch her nipples all day and night

Was Mouyes secretly posting 'it's too hot' last /trans/?

Is it distracting to have a hot gf?

haha good gimmick that haha

>Chelsea have not yet appealed their transfer ban to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS).
>Cech has returned to Arsenal as Sporting Director (despite him playing in the fucking EL final against them)

>Celtic are chasing Fikayo Tomori, the Chelsea youngster who has impressed on loan at Derby this season.
Thought you'd care.

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Distracting for your enemies lmao

Depends how much of a chad you are. But yes

BREHS

>Sporting Director
what do they DO exactly?

Brehs...

How well do English players fare in the Scottish leagues, typically?

Is this achievable natty?

direct the sport

Reminder that Bianca Gascoinge is the official slag of /trans/

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A sporting director, or director of sport, is an executive management position in a body concerned with sport. The role is best known as a manager role at continental European football clubs, which are usually "sports clubs" offering many types of sports. While the coach takes care of the team in daily work, the manager or sporting director takes care of hiring the team. The sporting director is, in many cases, a member of the executive board and therefore an executive director.

In English football clubs both roles, director of sports and coach, are united into one person, the manager. In addition to a sporting director or manager, big clubs in rare cases also appoint a director of football, like Paris Saint-Germain or Everton. The director of football is usually not a member of the board.

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This. They all come together to decide the narrative for the season ahead.

B-BREHS

instagram.com/missmiafit/?hl=en

M-m-mommy

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She looks like she fucks blaccs

Rangers’ English right back has about 18 goals this season

instagram.com/hannahstocking/?hl=en

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haha

Gazza managed to extend his career there when he was broken down and washed up

Goodnite, frens

El Goblina

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good night, austria

night bro

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Sleep tight Adi

>Arsenal have made an offer to sign Valencia's Brazilian goalkeeper Norberto Murara after speaking with the 29-year-old's representatives. (Star)

Fuck off Arse

It's bullshit. They have plenty of 25 year old GK's who could play instead.

>thread has died
Typical.

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Thinking about doing this gimmick where I shut my eyes and pretend to be dead for about 8 hours

Sounds shit, mate. Personally my gimmick would be where I shut my eyes and roll around in my bed for hours hoping I can get to pretend to be dead for about 16 hours.

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Sorry lad. I dont have much to contribute I just like hanging out here

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I sometimes do the rolling around gimmick and honestly im not a fan

Me on the left

>roll around in my bed for hours
oh you do this too? Always wondered what the root cause was

Underrated

Glad someone can appreciate it at least, took me a good 10 minutes

my gimmick is basically putting a bit of parsley in the tip of my johnny which makes me last longer - though doesn't work as well in the spice bottles

I like the crossover, make more if you want, but don't over do it now.
Also who are Everton signing.

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a girl invited me over for dinner!

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Based Canadian Satan Woody getting action

Have sex (with her)

>Arse have to replace cech
>if they don't win Europa they only get 40 mill budget
>10+ mill reserved for finding replacement keeper

Not looking forward to buka lads, a lot riding on it

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They already replaced Cech with Leno.
Just get some journeyman to sit on the bench. Fraser Forster or someone.

If I see a chance I'll try but she doesn't strike me as a "fuck on the first date" kind of girl

The keeper is a meme. It's ignorant retard fucking sports ''''journos'''' knowing nothing. Arsenal have half a dozen GK's to choose from. 4 of them are above 21. 3 are 25 or above. Those can play instead of Cech. And yes, Arsenal will lose.

This is why we don't do it ourselves. If it takes you 10 mins...

what’s it like being white in Africa?

Cristiano Ronaldo fanboys, are they all closet homos?

Valtyr had the threaded cane? I thought he had the pizza cutter

exactly.. don’t know why they’re linked with that Valencia keeper..

He also wields a cane as an accessory, and once you become leader of The League you can get a gesture were you wield it.

Lionel Messi fanboys, are they all söyböys?

somethingsomething replace Cech somethingsomething. They have

Matt Macey
Dejan Iliev
Arthur Okonkwo
David Ospina (on loan still)
Emiliano Martínez (on loan still)

>and once you become leader of The League you can get a gesture were you wield it.

Cool. I always kill him because I like wearing that helmet. It's kino

yes

IT'S TOO HOT

If they were transferred to Yarnham FC, who would be able to end the nightmare and transcend The Hunt first, Messi or Ronaldo?

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I dont get this reference sorry

Is that Antonella on the left

Ronaldo, Messi would shit himself at Gascoigne 2nd phase

Yes, that is Ronaldo's 2nd wife.

CR7 would be a Str Min Max build, and Messi would be a Skl faggot so it make sense.

>Ronaldo
>straight

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Who /LivingFailure/ here?

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It's called over compensating

I'm not but weirdly thanks to work have experiences with celebs Yea Forums would be jealous of and have never sought to post them on that board due to their obsession with low hanging fruit.
Yea Forums is still based even in its neutered state and that's its gimmick

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based, got through Law school now just aimless

>Blunderland
Sponsor ruins it IMO.

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Just noticed there's no stripes on the sleeves. It looks like he's wearing a fucking carrier bag.

Wait, shouldn't Children with Cancer UK be using their money to pay for cancer research and looking after kids with cancer rather than paying a football club to have it on their shirt?

Why did Ronaldo choose to have sons only and no daughters

>"Have you heard how curiously the relegation zone churns?"

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>literally have a vocational degree
>aimless
What the fuck? You've literally got a degree that is good enough if it's not relevant to the job in hand. Unless it's a real shit University. Go become a football agent.

>After its parent company, GVC Holdings, announced an end to its football sponsorship programme, SAFC’s principal partner BETDAQ has gifted its front-of-shirt presence to the charity Children with Cancer UK.

>The Children with Cancer UK logo will cover the BETDAQ name on SAFC’s home and away kits throughout the 2019-20 season.

Wait a second: that Children with Cancer logo is a patch over what should have been the BETDAQ logo.

>the perils of being a league 1 club

Ah right. Well, fair play to them then.

Still think it's an idiotic move by him.

It's more a chronic lack of motivation desu lad, without someone forcing me I am perfectly happy to sit on my ass all day. Uni gives you deadlines and professors on you to keep you in line init, nobody there now

Literally me. I should be applying for jobs but I have been drinking beer everyday and waking up in the afternoon

The fact is, it should have ended with a Greyworm Vs Jon trial by combat and obviously Jon would win

it was beyond saving after season 6

Do you think a 19cm long and 16cm thick cock is enough to satisfy her?

Same here, I don't get it even when I'm bored it doesn't strike me that I should apply for shit. Literally wasting my life for nothing, oh well at least we got /trans/ now so I can see how Arsenal manage to fuck it up

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He's 100% going to be scapegoated because he can't fill Hazard's boots.

Play acting as a loser when you were clearly capable of complating a law degree.
Leave being a failure to the professionals kid.

this

Brazilian anons can you rate this Pedro guy from Fluminese we are linked to?

That's okay, after he flops at Chelsea he can come to Liverpool for cheaper than he should be.

Wtf sign someone already REEEEEEEEE

I'm sad for Bale.
I miss Bale in the PL.

>Pep Guardiola to leave Manchester City for Juventus on ‘four-year contract’

He earns 600,000 a week and plays golf all the time. He's fine

Doubt it considering Pep has been banging on about how he'll stay at City forever after they won the treble.

Who am I then, Dixson of Dock Green?

>evening all

Nobody pays me for having a piece of paper lad

yeah because pep is known for settling down at his clubs

you lads every lick a bumhole?

Yeah your dad's lmao

Yes mate, been in the last 2 threads as a proponent of anilingus. Pretty good stuff, as previously stated only tastes of sweat and skin and the feeling of the hole pulsating and tensing as your tongue slides in and around is pretty GOAT

I ate some tranny ass once.

haha

>Mexigay

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haha

Based...maybe.

No that's where poo comes from

Yep. Cant get enough of it desu.

For me it's playing the mighty Wigan in the magical emirates cup.

Why is Cech starting the final?

Leno has Armenian grandparents on his mothers side

He played every Europa game and Emery isn't a big enough cunt to drop Cech for the final seeing as how he got them there.

>Arsenal and former Czech Republic keeper Petr Cech, 37, will return to Chelsea this summer in a new sporting director role. (Sky Sports)

The Gunners will look to sign Dynamo Dresden and Germany Under-21 goalkeeper Markus Schubert, 20, on a free transfer this summer as a replacement for Cech. (Bild - in German)

>Manchester United are close to agreeing a £15m deal to sign Swansea's Wales winger Daniel James, 21. (Mail)

United face paying £50m for Crystal Palace's English full-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 21, who manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has identified as his ideal first-choice right-back for next season. (Mirror)

>Spain and United goalkeeper David de Gea, 28, has turned down a new contract with the club, with his existing deal expiring at the end of next season. (Sun)

Meanwhile, United midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, will be offered the captaincy role in an effort to convince the Frenchman to stay at Old Trafford. (ESPN)

>Chelsea boss Maurizio Sarri, 60, is a target for Juventus as they look to replace Massimiliano Allegri, with Roma also interested in the Italian. (Sky Sports)

The Blues will not stand in the way of Sarri if Juventus offer to pay up to £5m in compensation to take him back to Italy. (Telegraph)

>Tottenham have ended their interest in signing Crystal Palace winger Wilfied Zaha, 26, after being put off by the Ivory Coast international's £100m valuation. (Evening Standard)

But Spurs have held talks to sign Celta Vigo's Uruguayan striker Maxi Gomez, 22, who has a £43m release clause in his contract. (Star)

>Newcastle and West Ham are interested in signing Club Brugge Brazilian striker Wesley Moraes, 22. (Mirror)

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Antonio Conte has won his legal battle against Chelsea and the Blues must now pay their former Italian manager £9m in compensation after sacking him last summer. (Times - subscription required)

>Derby County manager Frank Lampard will try and sign his former Chelsea team-mate Gary Cahill if the Rams beat Aston Villa in next Monday's Championship play-off and win promotion to the Premier League. England defender Cahill, 33, did not make a Premier League start in 2018-19. (Mirror)

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>Arsenal linked to yet ANOTHER GK
>U21
Macey, Iliev , Opsina and Martinez should just be fucking sold. Macey is 20 god damn 5. Ospina is good enough. Martinez is like 26. Iliev is like 23. Okonkwo is >black and thus probably shit.

Ospenis is pretty shit tbqh
At least every time I remember when Liverpool played against him anyway.

Then Macey and Martinez can do it. Hell, pretty sure they signed some 'wonderkid' from Binland :DDD who was a GK. Not that it'll work out. But come on, they don't need to sign anybody. U21 is already if he goes into youths to replace somebody but what the fuck is the point of Macey and Martinez if they're never gonna play for Arsenal properly? I think Martinez played in the League Cup once and got BTFO by Reading.

Why do Arse keep offering these people contracts but not their star players?

Yes

Because these players don't ask for larger wages. The reason Ramsey wasn't offered a new contract wasn't out of some idiocy, it was because Stan The Man didn't want to pay the extra £80k or so that Ramsey wanted per week. Or something ridiculous. It's been like this ever since he's taken over. Stan has LITERALLY said that Emery cannot buy any more players until he reduces the wage bill. Ramsey, Cech, Welbeck and that other dude have reduced it enough but he still wants to drop it more. This is why they're looking at kids; cheaper than proper players in both wages and transfers. Stan claims this is to 'keep within FFP rules' when it's really because he's a stingy fuck who doesn't care about football and refuses to attend meetings with fans and other directors about issues with the club. The guy is scum. The manager is a glorified scapegoat. They run by transfer committee by proxy. Emery says he wants a player, then their scout dude says 'good buy' or 'not good buy' (this is why Milistant left because he basically had no say) and THEN this goes to Stan who has final say on a purchase (or his personal lapdog). And Stan has his own team who work it out in case the others lie.

Arsenal are fucked unless somebody who cares about football buys him out.

why can't arsenal fans appreciate that they're self-sustainable and don't have a sugar daddy?

>Meanwhile, United midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, will be offered the captaincy role in an effort to convince the Frenchman to stay at Old Trafford

Retarded move. Can't they see that he's destroying them from the inside?

Because they make a lot more money than they spend on transfers because Stan essentially only gives a small % of their actual income towards such things. This makes it incredibly difficult to compete when your club has been slowly destroyed over nearly two decades, so much so that your youth prospects are either poached, injured or fail and the alternative is buying stuff; which you can't do. The likes of City, United, Chelsea and Liverpool (in the PL alone) mean that, lets say a player is worth £30m. Arsenal offer £30m. The club accepts. Then one of those clubs come along and offer £55m. The club sells to them. Arsenal cannot match this price. They therefore don't get the player. There is a rumour that Fred was internally valued at about £30m and they laughed their arses off when United offered £54m. They laughed even more when they rejected the £50m and asked for £54m instead and United accepted. Arsenal wouldn't be able to match that. Good players are easily £50m+ now. The fact Arsenal got Auba is pure luck but he has 2 years at best left in him.

Arsenal might have won 3 FA Cups in the last 5 years but that's not what they want. They want the Title and CL. They're never EVER going to get it unless they get help. Lots of them also resent the fact Chelsea and City got away with their sugar daddies for so long.

tl;dr sour grapes and incredibly limited ability to compete in the market and reduction in funding in youth system resulting in poor quality alternatives.

A few days ago they said Ole was willing to sell him for £138m.

Too busy watching the instagram followers count increasing.
It's a business, not a football club.

>why cant the fans appreciate that they are a shadow og their former self and will never win anything again
Gee wiz..

You mean win the title again.

just wanted to say
all these years I avoided watching her bc I thought it'd be painful
and I was right to fear that
but what a movie nonetheless

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Essential soicore

agreed
but despite the söy, there is real shit in there

>Manchester United will buy this guy
What dya think?

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I can’t get enough of hairy pusy lads

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how is this hairy, it's clean shaved

How do you get away with it? The other dude got banned for posting something like this.

There is so many Dutchbros posting porn today!

that movie is absolute dogshit

I fucked my 'mate's' gf while we were watching the movie (we were in the couch, he was in front sitting on the floor) , good fucking, lame movie.

Looks like they finally got him

>that autist who called Henry a 'bottler' and 'the greatest fraud in football' has gone viral
Baffling. You don't win league titles, FA Cups, CL's and World Cups, all the while scoring 250+ goals plus 51 goals for your country. Bet the Frog is just mad that Henry was put in charge of Monaco and fucked it up.

youtube.com/watch?v=ExPNxsVJA9E

Put a tear in my eye it did.

>Spurs go 1-0 up
Stopped reading there. They're not the type to score the opening goal.

EL final

>>Cech has returned to Arsenal as Sporting Director (despite him playing in the fucking EL final against them)
But he's playing for Arsenal though?

prime Henry was one of the most enjoyable players I've ever watched, don't know anyone can dislike him except for seething Paddys

TRANS = LOVE

>makalele offered a role

He is a role

What did you guys think about my shut eyes and pretend to be dead for 8h gimmick I just pulled off?

Thinking about doing it once a day

Petr Cech has gone public in response to the Sky Sports story over his return to Chelsea as sporting director - and has not dismissed the story, only saying that he is concentrating on Arsenal's Europa League final preparations.

>David De Gea has reportedly rejected Manchester United's latest contract offer, according to The Sun, putting the club under pressure to sell as he enters the last year of his current deal. The paper states United have failed to match the goalkeeper's demands of a £350,000-a-week new deal - something PSG would reportedly be prepared to offer him.

Maurizio Sarri is one of two candidates in the frame to replace Massimiliano Allegri as Juventus manager, Sky in Italy are reporting.

>Antonio Conte has reportedly won his legal battle with former club Chelsea over his sacking last July. According to The Times, the Blues have been ordered to pay their former manager £9m in compensation.

Raphael Varane has been linked with a Premier League move and specifically for Manchester United - but the Real Madrid defender has told Spanish newspaper Marca he won't be going anywhere.

>Swedish side Ostersunds are targeting out-of-contract Everton U23 striker Bassala Sambou, Sky Sports News understands.

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you really like that haha shit huh. you dont seem like a grating autist bore at all im surprised youre alone

big question is who will take the juve job
really hope its someone shit to really put them in their place

>David De Gea has reportedly rejected Manchester United's latest contract offer, according to The Sun, putting the club under pressure to sell as he enters the last year of his current deal. The paper states United have failed to match the goalkeeper's demands of a £350,000-a-week new deal
L
M
A
O

BOSS

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Maybe giving Sanchez all the money in the world wasn't the best idea after all

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>according to The Sun
lad

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>no Bild

you are more than welcome to make an up-to-date version fren

>de gay

Salomon Rondon is a target for West Ham this summer according to the Daily Mail, who say the Hammers want to bring in the Venezuelan as competition for Marko Arnautovic next season.

>Milan have reportedly agreed terms with Luis Campos for the Lille sporting director to replace Leonardo.

Barcelona have suffered a setback in their pursuit of Antoine Griezmann according to Spanish outlet Mundo Deportivo. The Frenchman has been tipped to join the La Liga champions after announcing his exit from Atletico Madrid - but the deal has reportedly stalled and Barca are already looking at other alternative targets.

>Manchester United have reportedly been in contact with the family of Juventus forward Paulo Dybala for the past month.

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Didn't read lol

Greaseman to Liverpool when?

>4 years ago
>23 y/o prospect

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>Paulo Dybala

Utd need 6 defenders and a new GK.
Not another forward.

>The Gunners will reward players with bonuses of between £100,000 and £500,000 if they beat Chelsea to win the Europa League in Baku on 29 May
Welp, there goes the transfer budget.

>not in talks with the player
>not even in talks with their manager
>laughable transfer budget
>no titles in forever
>not qualified for CL/EL
>not an interesting club to sign for at all
And if all that was not enough, your home grounds stink and actually trying to pay GF's wage would put you on FFP black list.

BBC aggregator bullshit:

>Chelsea boss Maurizio Sarri, 60, is a target for Juventus as they look to replace Massimiliano Allegri, with Roma also interested in the Italian. (Sky Sports)

Derby manager Frank Lampard may return to Chelsea to replace Sarri, although Juventus could appoint Lazio boss Simone Inzaghi. (Daily Mirror, via Sky Sport Italia)

>The Blues will not stand in the way of Sarri if Juventus offer to pay up to £5m in compensation to take him back to Italy. (Telegraph)

Arsenal will look to sign Dynamo Dresden and Germany Under-21 goalkeeper Markus Schubert, 20, on a free transfer this summer as a replacement for retiring Petr Cech. (Bild - in German)

>More than 330,000 Real Madrid fans voted in a poll on the players' performances in 2018-19, with 92% giving Wales forward Gareth Bale, 29, a "fail". (Marca)

Newcastle could be interested in signing 31-year-old Spain midfielder Juan Mata, who is out of contract at Manchester United. (Sun)

>Manchester United want to sign Ivan Rakitic, 31, and Barcelona are willing to sell the Croatia midfielder. (Express)

Manchester United are ready to make a formal offer for Newcastle's English midfielder Sean Longstaff, 21, and are close to agreeing a £15m deal to sign Swansea's Wales winger Daniel James, 21. (ESPN)

>Manchester United face paying £50m for Crystal Palace's English 21-year-old full-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka. (Mirror)

Spain and Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, 28, has turned down a new contract, with his existing deal expiring at the end of next season. (Sun)

continued:

>France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, will be offered the Manchester United captaincy in an effort to convince him to stay at Old Trafford. (ESPN)

Tottenham have ended their interest in Crystal Palace winger Wilfied Zaha, 26, after being put off by the Ivory Coast international's £100m valuation. (Evening Standard)

>Tottenham have held talks to sign Celta Vigo's 22-year-old Uruguay striker Maxi Gomez, who has a £43m release clause in his contract. (Star)

Leicester are interested in 21-year-old Luton Town full-back James Justin. (Mail)

>Newcastle and West Ham are considering a move for 22-year-old Club Brugge Brazilian striker Wesley Moraes. (Mirror)

Antonio Conte has won his legal battle against Chelsea, who must pay their former Italian manager £9m in compensation after sacking him last summer. (Times - subscription required)

>Cameron Toshack, the 49-year-old son of former Swansea and Real Madrid boss John, has emerged as a contender to fill the Swans' managerial vacancy. (Mail)

Derby County manager Frank Lampard will try to sign former Chelsea team-mate Gary Cahill if the Rams beat Aston Villa in the Championship play-off final and win promotion to the Premier League. England defender Cahill, 33, did not make a Premier League start in 2018-19. (Mirror)

>Manchester United season tickets for 2019-20 have sold out in record time. (Mail)

>Antonio Conte has won his legal battle against Chelsea, who must pay their former Italian manager £9m in compensation after sacking him last summer. (Times - subscription required)

oh no no no

After further review, she has decided the extension you've offered to be too short for her liking.

dont make me break ur mums release clause pierre

>cech football director
>lampturd manager
how many lightyears until these retards realize that hiring former club stars sets teams back about 99.9% of the time

No, poo comes from food will you refuse to eat that now you human refuse?

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T. Hazard to Dortmund is a done deal

Ummm lads

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They are destroying our league by buying best players of the league, reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why is Dortmund always buying players from the competition ffs!!!!

At least Bayern isn’t doing it

Never ever rimming another /trans/lad after seeing this

Good idea to lose weight la

what the fuck is dortmund's problem

>giving away your gains to some literal parasite
shoo shoo

bayern münich

>Real Madrid winger Gareth Bale is 'very likely' to join either Liverpool or his former club Tottenham after both sides meet in the Champions League final, at least he isaccording to Spanish journalistEduardo Inda.
lmao

...No, not that one. Eden's younger brother Thorgan Hazard has moved across the Bundesliga from Borussia Monchengladbach to Borussia Dortmund, signing a five-year deal with the German runners-up.

>Slavisa Jokanovic is to be interviewed for the vacant Middlesbrough job in the next 24 hours, Sky Sports News understands.

Ivan Rakitic has made it clear that he will not be joining Inter this summer. “I’m happy at Barcelona, leaving has never crossed my mind.”

>Barcelona and Celta Vigo are in negotiations for the transfer of striker Maxi Gomez this summer, according to reports in Spain.

Real Madrid defender Nacho Fernandez is set to sign a new contract at the club, according to a report in Marca.

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Rakitić will never leave Spain. His wife won't let him.

That goblin has a wife?

It's just banter. I'm actually anti-rimming.

Liverpool to win CL 1 - 0 with an 79th min penalty from a Salah dive whilst being offside. Spurs spend the rest of the game diving everywhere

Um sweetie, he just maybe has a really nice personality.

le orange juice man

*carves internally*

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>sell pulisic
>buy three better players for the money

Nice.

Spurs would have spent the last 79 minutes diving everywhere already.

Echte liebe la

#echteliebe

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>Would Nicolas Pépé fit at Arsenal?
youtube.com/watch?v=_C0cz4sCTmc

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That will be all your transfer budget thanks.

So who would get the starting spot, the black Mané or Mané?

He should cost more than 40mil though.

Agent Sissoko is brining him to Spurs to Gazump Arsenal

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Arse will beat Chelshit in the final and double their budget.

Joocy, sopping wet pussyflaps to my mouth when?

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>don balon

Betting my house on this right now

I hope you are wrong.

Why would Real offer Kroos who just signed a contract instead of Modric who is past it and wanted out since last summer?

Not like Chelsea winning or losing will make a difference, Sarri will go and Chelsea will be in the CL.

Yeah but I am kinda bored of Chelsea losing finals, it would be the third in three years (I am not counting the CS).

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Hello yes where is the football?

Chelsea want the club's 'golden generation' of players to return to Stamford Bridge at some point in the future, Sky Sports News understands - potentially including the likes of Frank Lampard and John Terry - but Lampard himself has not been approached to take over from Maurizio Sarri this summer.

>Sampdoria President Massimo Ferrero has declared that ‘there won’t be a second meeting’ with American investors because ‘the deal ends here’.

Ajax winger David Neres is at the top of Atletico Madrid’s wanted list this summer, according to a report in Diario AS.

>Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino is insisting to the club to sign Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos, according to Diario AS.

can we fucking buy someone already wtf is going on?

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somewhere out on the rim

god imagine having john terry as your manager
very grim

please watch MLS

Just like Liverpool, eh?

pit whore

based.

Stop spamming your shitty bait thread

Any new kit leaks/reveals?

hob geschissn

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id like it if not for the big yellow shit in the middle

litty

Si this is why Hazard left

That's a fashion granate

it appears we are operating in a 2 tier society

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Why do United want Koulibaly when they could have Alderweireld? Sure he's older and slightly worse but he's available at a quarter of the price

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Koulibaly is more marketable la

Because he's black

Sense to Chelsea when?

remember when chelsea won the league then finished 10th next season

Is this the most cursed name in the world of football?

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Post best /trans/fer videos / club annoucements.

For me its Sanchez.

youtube.com/watch?v=CCk30hIr1Sw

???

Spurs are back in the race for Maximiliano Gomez, and appear to be leading West Ham and Liverpool in the race for him

youtube.com/watch?v=WadpO3SjR9k

youtube.com/watch?v=2ORgW1WyUtQ

youtube.com/watch?v=bl9uKj06hxI

youtu.be/YbaTur4A1OU

Not rating the whole leafposting gimmick desu

youtube.com/watch?v=L6-6aFktGWY

It's a mix of Ched Evans and Adam Johnson.

its a slow news day. gotta keep the thread moving.

youtube.com/watch?v=zJPe2uhxrk4

oufc.co.uk/news/2019/may/sam-allardyce/

Big Sam's grandson joined Oxford United

OK Go is actually kind of trash

pls stop stealing our league

>Sam is an ‘old-school’ defender
So he's shite

they've been shit for years

youtu.be/_crwE77KPlc
nothing beats the abysmal barca ball lenglet announcement

A proper centre 'alf m8 gets booked a lot and cant run

KEK

>Video about how great messi is

ENJOY LENGLET

>they fell for the guard of honour gimmick

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>Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri will discuss his future with the club following the Europa League final "to know if they are happy with me".

>Sarri says he is "happy" in the Premier League and remains focused on facing Arsenal in Baku next week. The Italian has two years remaining on his contract and has been linked with a move to Juventus.

>"It is very exciting to be here, but now it is time to think of the final," said the 60-year-old.

He's gone regardless of the result, isn't he.

Brehs, I guess I'm watching the Women's World Cup over the summer

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Excuse me, no drawing of a chicken has an excuse to look that cute

youtube.com/watch?v=LGrqynFT_sQ
For me it's Ettie

Hard to see what more he could have done, 3rd with the Europa league has to be at least hitting target, surely.

I want to fuck that chicken

wtf I'm a fury lover now!?

>Be Dortmund
>finish 2 pts off Bayern
>Sign Schulz, T.Hazard and Brandt in 3 days
>Be Manure
>Have worst season ever
>Fetch some literal who from the championship
Oh no no no

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United should sign Rondon

Roman wanted a 115 point league season.

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seems legit

They should sign Robben and Ribery.

I believe every blurry photo I see
Welcome to Italy Pep

Why is Pep leaking a photo he took while signing that paper?

4D chess, la

Vicar Amelia = Dabbed on

Why does Utd. target players that are way over hyped? One of the biggest unanswered questions in the universe

just ban them already
no one wants them here

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Doesn't Man City own a team in La Liga?

>la liga president talking about state sponsored clubs
irony 100

they part-own girona, who got relegated

If he doesn't like it, why doesn't he move to North Korea?

>Barcelona goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen has agreed a deal to join Portuguese champions Benfica, but negotiations over price are holding up the transfer.
>Goal understands that the Blaugrana are demanding €25 million (£22m/$28m) for the Netherlands international despite him having barely appeared for the first team over the past two seasons.
good deal, fair price for both teams

I forgot they had their parade.

Did it top this?

twitter.com/32Red/status/1129753062145503232

youtube.com/watch?v=RmwQ1Rr7fLc

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strange move for him

What does the Don say?

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dont you just love /trans/ lads

Why? Would have been a good eriksen replacement

United are only signing niggers

I love trans lads, lads

Ole is playing FM and signing only black players to see what happens

*moves sideways*

CRASHING THIS CLUB

>plays Burnley
>full blown race war breaks out

>Dyche banned from football for life for calling the Man United team "a bunch of lazy niggers"

Yes :3

Newcastle, Southampton and Brighton lead a host of clubs keen to sign Liverpool's young winger Harry Wilson.

>Rudi Garcia has quit as coach of Marseille after two and a half years in charge of the Ligue 1 club.

Borussia Dortmund have completed the signing of Bayer Leverkusen midfielder Julian Brandt.

>Leeds, Cardiff and Wigan will battle it out to land Portsmouth’s top scorer Jamal Lowe, Sky Sports News understands.

Antonio Conte is on the verge of being appointed Inter Milan manager, according to Sky in Italy.

>Samu Castillejo is reportedly being tracked by Sevilla, but Milan want around €25m for the winger.

Manchester City are ‘best placed’ to sign Benfica starlet Joao Felix but Barcelona are still in the race, according to a report in Diario Sport.

>Jose Mourinho has reportedly ruled himself out of the running to become Juventus’ next Coach due to his Inter past.

Juventus have allegedly received the OK from Tottenham Hotspur’s Mauricio Pochettino about becoming their new Coach.

>Stephan El Shaarawy’s new contract is expected to go through once Roma appoint a new sporting director.

Arsenal, Bayern Munich and Paris Saint-Germain are among the clubs chasing Espanyol defender Mario Hermoso, say Diario AS.

>Real Valladolid are intent on securing a sensationally season-long loan deal for Real Madrid forward Vinicius Junior, report El Mundo Deportivo.

Barcelona are closing in on the signing of Groningen’s teenage midfielder Ludovit Reis in a deal worth in the region of €8m, say Diario Sport.

>Sevilla have confirmed Joaquin Caparros will not continue as Coach of the first-team but will remain at the club in a directorial capacity.

Filipe Luis - who is out of contract at Atletico Madrid this summer - has offered himself to Barcelona, according to a report in Diario Sport.

>Getafe boss Jose Bordalas and club president Angel Martin insist the Coach will remain at Los Azulones for next season.

Real Madrid defender Sergio Reguilon insists he will “fight to stay” at the club amid reports he could leave this summer.

>Paris Saint-Germain striker Kylian Mbappe is reportedly unhappy with his status at the club and feels he has less influence than teammates.

Marseille President Eyraud confirms that Sporting Director Andoni Zubizarreta is staying at the club.

>Paris United, the outlet that 1st reported Kylian Mbappé’s move to PSG, claim that Real Madrid are going to make an attempt to sign the 20-year-old this summer & that the player’s father is the chief maneuverer behind it.

Relegated to Ligue 2 side EA Guingamp have parted company with manager Jocelyn Gourvennec.

>Stephan El Shaarawy
Love him

>Juventus have allegedly received the OK from Tottenham Hotspur’s Mauricio Pochettino about becoming their new Coach.

holy fugg

him and pep are going to split the post

what a cute picture

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Guardiola, Sarri AND Pochettino all managing Juventus?
Revolutionary

sounds like a shitty B/R sketch

Conte's going to help too

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Pochettino with his feng shui shit and Sarri pissing him of with used cigarettes everywhere

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that would be a good move

>Newcastle, Southampton and Brighton lead a host of clubs keen to sign Liverpool's young winger Harry Wilson.
Please no, >we need to keep Grujic and Wilson for cover, they are actually quite good.

Why would he go to the jews? They are not gonna invest and once Eriksen and Pooch leave the club will go back to being irrelevant.

*dabs on /trans/*

>success
What success? Getting the Top 4 Trophy a few times and the 'We Finished Above Arsenal Trophy' a few times? Spurs will literally have less success than Arsenal if they don't win the CL. I hate this shit. It's like calling Klopp successful. Dude ejaculated £600m since he's joined and won sweet fuck all. We've just ended up on a terrible time-line when at least one will win. I prefer Poch much more than Klopp and I prefer Spurs much more than Liverpool. I would say Klopp winning is the best to prevent him leaving to Switzerland, but then realised he didn't hold true to his claim of not spending to improve the team and shit so he won't hold true to 'if i don't win a title in four years ill go to Switzerland'.

Based and redpilled haha

>Liverpool closing in on a deal to sign highly-rated young Polish keeper Jakub Ojrzynski
>need a new backup
>just keep signing young talents

We are just about to see a keeper under 21 play for Liverpool in domestic cup competitions next season, please be nice to him.

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>worst season ever
Not even as bad as >Moyes

I wish there was a black footballer calling himself a nigger. Imagine the shitstorm.

can a Romanian tell me if Hagi's son is any good? Apparently Ajax is trying to buy him

>Chelsea have been ordered to pay sacked manager Antonio Conte £9m
>It takes to £92.9m the total compensation paid out by Roman Abramovich
>Jose Mourinho and his staff received over £31m for his two sackings
>Andre Villas-Boas was compensated £12m for just nine months' work
>Roberto Di Matteo got £10.7m, Carlo Ancelotti £6m and Avram Grant £5.2m

People said that about Bale. What will really happen is they'll buy five or so players with the Eriksen money, only one of them will be good, they sell him for a lot of money, buy another five or six players, and that's their existence from now on

Abramovich is a terrible owner

I wonder how many chelsea fans hate sarri just because he's ugly

>Blow for Arsenal, Liverpool as BVB seal £34.6m deal for Thorgan Hazard
I didn't even think those two clubs were even linked with him. Why would they be? Arsenal won't be signing anybody until they've lost the EL final and Liverpool don't really need anybody else.

>Paris Saint-Germain striker Kylian Mbappe is reportedly unhappy with his status at the club and feels he has less influence than teammates.
Lol, fuck of Mbpopdobop. You're 20. You've been at the club a season.

fuck sake lads. had/have a gf but i dont have a job and feel huge catholic guilt about shagging her / getting further than 1st base, been ghosting her for a month. i wasn't like this once fuck

What are you doing in England Neymar? Some concert innit?

>What success?
For a previously midtable club like Spuds, finishing this much higher than they used to is considered success to them. You may hate this shit, but to them it's worth much more than you put it to be. In the Scottish league for example (pre-Rangers liquidation at least; not sure about now), finishing 2nd if you weren't Rangers or Celtic was considered a success. For most international teams as well; making the knockouts, or even qualifying for the World Cup at all, is considered success for many countries, as opposed to top European/South American countries vying for the World Cup.

>he didn't hold true to his claim of not spending to improve the team
That is true, but not spending had a limit and it showed with Karius. The reason he started spending was because he saw that limit.

Just back from day 3 at the supermarket.

An old lady asked if i'd take some soil to her house, I obliged after first clearing it with management. Arms were killing, 25l soil is ok to carry for a moment and lures you into a false sense of security.

Anyway, she gave me £5 tip, that's almost an hours wage on its own.

You ara a decent human being user

Liverpool still need a creative midfielder. I'd say a new CB or LB as well but Klopp hasn't learned from his mid-season defensive crisis.

Will someone take Boapeng pls?

Based and kindpilled

Thanks mate

Karius and CBs, but yeah.

Oil Money ruins people. He used to be kind of likable too baka

>That is true, but not spending had a limit and it showed with Karius
Wasn't Karius rated Bundesliga keeper of the year before moving to Liverpool? Or perhaps he came runner up, there was a reason Klopp insisted on him

Except he had spent large sums since he joined anyway. He just went on a big spree last window. Spurs at least can say they didn't.

Klopp insists on a bunch of bundesliga players, he just follows that league quite closely.
Karius could have been good, he's a confidence player though and never recovered from his first injury.

the WC ruined mbrapper

Very pleased with these reports linking Bruno Fernandes to Liverpool tbqhwyl

Only if you post Kaho in lingerie

I judge ever colombian on what I learn from Narcos. Gonna watch Narcos Mexico after this so mexicans better watch out
Also I'd go gay for Boyd Holbrook. No homo.

No.

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Runner up behind Neuer. Maybe he never managed to adapt.

He did spend, but prior to VVD they were pretty standard prices for their positions at the time. He saw that the defence was severely weak and a cheap price would not fix it at all, hence £75 on VVD. He saw that Karius at £4.75m turned out no better than Mignolet, hence Alisson. And so on. It's due to these purchases that Liverpool got so many more points this season than last season. Not spending barely gets you top 4. Spending wisely makes you title challengers.

Really nasty. Who honestly finds this obese nip attractive?

Vomit inducing.

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Not fucking fair brehs

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*75m*

who is this

Haha

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is 175cm manlet height? asking for a friend?

Gonna sound like a delusional scouse, but Mingolel and karius are leaving for much more than they were brought in, so ignoring the times they actually played it's been alright.
Don't really understand why Ward didn't get a chance desu

yep

Missed the mark by about 10cm

What?
>Beneteke: £41.85m
>Firminho: £36.90m
>Clyne: £15.93m
That's just his first season.

>Mane: £37.08m
>Wijnaldum: £24.75m
That's his second season

>VvD: £76.19m
>Salah: £37.80m
>Ox: £34.20m
That's his 3rd season

>Allisson: £56.25m
>Keita: £54.00m
>Fabinho: £40.50m
That's 4th season.

This is a lot of money on a fair amount of players, while the likes of Spurs didn't.

>obese

Onions

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>b-b-b-b-but net spend la'!!!!!!!!!!!

>>Beneteke: £41.85m
>>Firminho: £36.90m
>>Clyne: £15.93m
What the, wasn't here for any of these players and the rest were fantastic and should have gone for much more, I have a feeling that Brenny really was just a shit judge of skill.

I know he wasn't there to make those signings, but he was hired that season and I thought it'd be fair to include them as I'm more talking about Liverpool spending power not specifically Klopp. As in, that Liverpool spending money isn't a new thing.

I'd attribute that more to his ability to make good purchases and sales than anything else.

>his first season
Oh wow, attributing purchases to someone who wasn't even at the club at the time. Brenny bought them, actually.

And other than VVD, his second and third season's purchases were indeed standard prices for good forwards/attacking midfielders at the time. Definitely nowhere near Pogdab tier at least.

No, Liverpool have always deluded themselves into a belief that they were a big club, but since the club fell on hard times this hasn't really been true, it took a very long time to bring in a coach experienced with rebuilding, it should have happened a long time ago, just spending money is a waste and Liverpool pre-Klopp wasted a lot.

I know, retard, see It proved my point on Liverpool spending money to try and get success. But hey, that's cool. I didn't even post all of Klopps purchases. But if you think spending £350m is 'fair amounts' that's up to you.

>I'm more talking about Liverpool spending power not specifically Klopp.
>Except he had spent large sums
>he

Greekanon to Tromso deal in the works, per anonymous sources

Firmino was signed by Rodgers

Those all were, Brenny played Firmino on the wing though LOL

Fuck off you retarded cunt.

16/17: £72m
17/18: £157m
18/19: £170m

>N-N-NOT A LOT LA, HE DIDN'T SPEND LARGE SUMS LAAAAAAAA I CAN DISREGARD YOUR ENTIRE POST BECAUSE YOU INCLUDED OTHER TIMES LIVERPOOL SPENT LARGE SUMS LAAAAAA YNWAAAAA YNWAAAAAAAA!!!!

Obsession isn't healthy, lad.

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I fucking know he was, that's just me showing Liverpool has always spent fucking money and this meme that 'Klopp was rebuilding la, so he realised he had to spend la' is fucking bullshit because they were ALWAYS spending large amounts.

>Brenny played Firmino on the wing though LOL
I think you mean Brendan UNLOCKED Bobby by playing him in the Wide Target Man role.

For me, it's watching sumo videos on YT at work

His best role is segundo volante tbqh

Where can I find the rest of this set?

Stop backtracking. You were specifically talking about Klopp. £30+m per forward/AMF was the standard price at the time.

>I didn't even post all of Klopps purchases.
Yes we know, Karius etc.

>17/18: £157m
Lmao still completely missing that my point was that his big spending started with VVD.

>not centrocampista diagonale a la sturato

we can agree on that he's wasted as a inverted false-9. If Kloppo only reverted him atleast

He was playing as a false 6 earlier last season tbqh

I'd play him as a true 9.5 but with the defensive duties of a 11

Asians are disgusting, no exceptions

>False 6
What next, a False 1?

Karius mastered that role la

False 6 is the Pogba role. False CB is the David Luiz role.

t. Mahmoud Al-Ill-Shabat-Imem-Dill-Mohammed-/trans/-El-Samma-Yamalamadingdong

>the David James role
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>'Klopp was rebuilding la, so he realised he had to spend la'
Klopp had rebuilt as much as he could without spending big, but that approach hit a wall. Yes, his statement of not spending big was a mistake. No one denied that.

Bit gay tbqh

Also racist desu

Someone make a new tred

Don’t feel like it 2bh

I'll do it

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Spuds did spend pretty big in 2016-17 and 2017-18. At least, if Liverpool spent big in 2016-17.

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karius great season with mainz was an anomaly, he wasn't considered a huge talent before and had struggled to get itno their first team for years so it came out of left field and he then immediately left for liverpool and got injured