The general fka /ulle/, /sednub/, /bondes/, /böndes/, /bendes/ etc.
First Strache, now fast Nikki. Australia is tumbling, tumbling, tumbling, tumbling down edition
Buyern interested in Sahne and Kruse
>Dortmund legend Manni Burgsmüller dies age 69
Barca wingback Morey might join Dortmund this summer
>Willems wants to leave Frankfurt if he doesn't get more minutes and starts playing as LB
all bavarian lads get in here and explain for me
>Willems wants to leave Frankfurt
Would be better for all those planes flying over the stadium which are in danger of getting hit by his attempts to shot a goal
>Borussia Dortmund verpflichtet Nico Schulz von der @tsghoffenheim! Der 26-Jährige unterschreibt einen Vertrag bis 2024! #SCHUUULZ
Lmao
Dummbatze, they simply looked at their polizeiliche Führungszeugnisse
Weak mind player. Actually he's just bad in general.
Bavaria is the Texas of Germany. Bunch of self obsessed peasants that got rich by accident.
>most demanding education in Germany
>got rich through engineering and the automobile industry rather than oil
>"Texas of Germany"
Whatever Malte-Sören
stay assblasted Alois-Maria
Still no counter argument.
Not even Bavarian.
of course not ;)
>most demanding education not Saxony
>automobile industry (from Zwickau and Eisenach)
mia san mia
Will he make it at buyern or is he just there to collect his paycheck?
yes yes, very strong mia san mia mentality
wtf William Shatner looks like THAT
>Wew lad
In other news Cuckmund have signed Nico Schultz from Hoffenheim on a 5yr Contract till 2024.
>Dennoch fand Arp auch kritische Töne, vor allem in Richtung einiger Mitspieler. „Ich wünsche dem HSV, dass künftig mehr Spieler das Gefühl für diesen Verein in sich tragen, das ich habe.“ Sicherlich eine Anspielung darauf, dass sich nicht alle Profis im Kader vollständig mit dem Klub identifizieren.
Is this the famous Mia-san-Mia mentality everyone is talking about?
He's still a disappointmnet desu
it's funny because he's stuck at the "almost out of football" bit
>leave as soon as possible
>never play because bad
>shit on your team on your way out
peak Mia
Is this true?
I'm triggered by the fonts in the thumbnail already
This is incredible autism that exceeds even my own.
Isn't that the guy who a few seasons ago mocked bayern from his secret Twitter account and said he'd never sign for them?
Horrible video. But it's kinda how I percieve Dutch.
WIE HEIßT DIE MUTTI VON NIKI LAUDA
MAMA LAUDA
MAMA LAUDA
No, that was me.
Who is the Niki Lauda of bundes?
That describes basically all of the players who play for them now
razorhoeneß
wtf Löw is pretty cute without makeup!
i would sniff her crotch and eat her buggers
remember when German teams had good academies?
wasn't convinced that it's Löw until 0:28
>27mil german €uropounds for Schulz
wew
>tfw 2008 was over 20 years ago
name a better LB for that money
>inb4 some obscure brazilian wonderbag
>he doesn't rate Júnior Firpo
WEAK!
RB already signed the best obscure brazilien LB, sorry.
>Galatasaray nach Herzschlagfinale türkischer Meister!
Galatasaray sevgisi sürecek sonsuza dek you cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Wie die Bild berichtet, hat sich der Offensivspieler von Bayer Leverkusen für einen Wechsel zum BVB entschieden. Anfragen von Juventus, PSG, Tottenham und Atletico soll Brandt abgelehnt haben.
speak German scheis kartoflk
how are Hazard, Reus, Brandt, Sancho, Götze supposed to play together?
bazat
inb4 Dortmund don't sign another striker and Alcacer keeps being dick so they have to play Götze and Reus false nine for half the games again.
They don't. It's called Konkurrenzkampf. Although the Taktik Autist might've build something crazy, so he could've field them all.
Mario 'Air' Götze. KOPFBALLUNGEHEUER
>And then I got dick. And everything nearly went away
hehe
I miss /ulle/ lads
inb4 Hazard 40m benchwarmer because Turboautist Favre can't handle good players.
I'm drinking nutella like a mad man but I simply can't achieve this form
[
>Effenberg ist davon überzeugt, dass Kovac auch in der kommenden Saison Trainer der Münchner sein wird: „Die Verantwortlichen haben das natürlich mitbekommen. Die Bosse können das nicht ignorieren. Wenn sie das ignorieren, zweifle ich am Verstand der Vereinsführung.“
TIGER for new buyern coach when?
>only six weeks until the new TDF starts
nice
Kovac out confirmed
L'enfer du Nord: Paris - Roubaix
Tour de France, Tour de France
La Cote d'Azur et Saint Tropez
Tour de France, Tour de France
Les Alpes et les Pyrennees
Tour de France, Tour de France
Derniere etape Champs-Elysees
Galibier et Tourmalet
Tour de France, Tour de France
En danseuse jusqu'au sommet
Tour de France, Tour de France
Pedaler en grand braquet
Tour de France, Tour de France
Sprint final a l'arrivee
Crevaison sur les paves
Tour de France, Tour de France
Le velo vite repare
Tour de France, Tour de France
Le peloton est regroupe
Tour de France, Tour de France
Camarades et amitie
He's "Spanish"
Your Spanish!
>Hazard
>good player
>getting triggered by harmless banter
ügh
based manni
>Borussia Dortmund hat für die kommende Saison Mateu Morey verpflichtet. Der 19-Jährige wechselt ablösefrei vom FC Barcelona und soll beim BVB perspektivisch die rechte Seite verstärken.
>guy on the left has a golden close combat clasp
Based
But does he have the Eine wahre Liebe Mentalität?
Nico Schulz is average as fuck, just because you're German, can run fast and have a strong left foot doesn't mean you're worth 27 million
>haven't been regulary on Yea Forums for almost 9 months after posting here for years
>check the catalogue
>people are still arguing with the obsessed Kiwi
I can't help but to admire his dedication though
I blame the EPL for blowing up the market
you're right ahaha
I was gonna go on a long anti-bavarian screed just now, but this is too based. Any clue who the guy is?
lamoing at the hypocritical shareholder comments on schulz' signing
Haha It's some Gebirgschützen dude, my man. Totally based! HAHA
Friendly reminder
breaking the law while standing right next to your head of state is kinda ballsy though, even though FJS probably approved
Buttmad shareholder just came back from lunch.
Krinsch
Not a shareholder though
Hoffenheim will be battling relegation next season
Get off my /bundes/ fucking customer filth!
because they're both bremer jungs
>I now remember Manjou Wilde
I would like to get Wilde with her if you can catch my drift ;)
If hypothetically Sane and Havertz came to Bayern, who the fuck could stop us?
I thought that was Götze.
No one. But that has been true for 7 years.
Bundesliga? More Yawndesliga lalmol!
I wan legacy captchas back :(
basiert oder nein?
>Borussia #Dortmund CEO Aki #Watzke: “We are going into the new season with the clear objective that we will again try to win the German championship.“ [WAZ]
how deluded can one man be? It's gonna be 3rd place at best.
>signs Schulz for 27 gorillion
Oh wait, this will surely fix their defence.
what the fuck is going on in ösiland?
Bayern Munich supporters are supporters at all, but are in fact customers.
We are getting (((experts))) instead of elected officials as ministers now, because democracy and constitution. Everyone is cheering
shit. i really rated kurz. he's like an anime character.
based böhmi tearing austria a new one
>Rangnick über Kovac-Diskussion: "Absolut respektlos"
>27 gorillion
This can't be true.
>Check
It's true. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I hope in case of an drohenden Insolvenz Ulli won't help them out this time.
>implying otherwise
never change, brainlet customers
halt die fresse tom du kackspacken
>Nico Schulz: Only Julian Brandt (63) and Max Kruse (62) created more chances from open play in the Bundesliga last season than Schulz (60)
schulz is a granate when it comes to the offense
the left-footed kimmich
Left-backs don't grow on trees.
>customers acting like this is a bad deal
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Buyern signed Poovard for 35m.
>Kimmich is the GOAT RB because he attacks!
>Schulz is a SHIT LB because he attacks!
customers, not even once.
delete this post
I think I vote green
RIP Schulz's Nationalmannschaftskarriere
>dortmund steals from other clubs
>dortmund pays other clubs way too much money for mediocre players
Customers btfo'd with FACTS and LOGIC
t. customer
FAKE NEWS! Customers can't into facts and logic.
jz 1 döner
bought the linsen meme chips and they surprisingly taste really well
Haven't smoked the whole day up until now. And I'm not on the edge. NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
HAHA
they are meme chips? I tried them as well and they taste a bit like Erdnussflips but better. But I don't really eat chips regularly.
I only eat rosemary chips. I might, at one point, post the ultimate rosemary chips powerranking in /bundes/, because I try to try (heh) all brands.
M'Reus
*tips fedora*
tschuldigung omi nicht wieder hauen oke
Hör auf mich omi zu nennen
NEINI
FIX YOUR FACKIN BOTS
let's be honest here. schulz is a nn shitter that got memed by löw just like mustafi and hector. average, nothing more. sry shareholders.
I disagree
let's be honest here. kimmich is a nn shitter that got memed by löw just like mustafi and hector. average, nothing more. sry customers.
>Bericht: Jovic-Wechsel zu Real geplatzt – Eintracht forderte Ablöse auf Bale-Niveau
elmau
let's be honest here. kehrer is a nn shitter that got memed by löw just like mustafi and hector. average, nothing more. sry customers.
>Demnach habe Eintracht Frankfurt 100 Millionen Euro Ablöse für den 21-jährigen Goalgetter aus Serbien verlangt. Eine Summe, die den Madrilenen deutlich zu hoch sei. Vielmehr liege die Schmerzgrenze nach wie vor bei der Hälfte und damit noch unter den zuletzt von „AS“ und „Sky“ kolportierten 60 Mio. Euro.
real is a joke
they would have paid 150m if his name was Jovinho #racism
Hello /bundes/,
I am Grushga. I am from a planet far, far away. But I still like the German Bundesliga. It is the most entertaining thing in the universe. Especially in the next 20 to 30 years it will be very enjoyable. That is how far I can look into the future. If there is anything you want to know, just go ahead and ask. I am not allowed to answer everything though. My leader Ragon dictates what I am allowed to share with you. I am really looking forward to interact with you in the future.
t. Grushga
kehrer got meme'd by Tuchel tho
Dear Grushga,
when will be the year of the Bull?
Neinhold's AI is in overdrive today
Hello Austria,
RasenBallsport Leipzig will win the Bundesliga in 2021/2022 for the very first time. I hope that answers your question.
t. Grushga
>Julian Brandt will complete his medical check and sign for Borussia Dortmund later this week [BILD]
kill me
Don't worry, if he goes to BVB he will literally win shit and probably flop
I like him as a player though.
Yeah, I like him, but there's literally no big gap between BVB and Leverkusen ( The teams are on same level and Bosz is more of a manager than Favre ) level at the moment, moving is a dumb move.
>Das künftige Gehalt des 23-jährigen Offensivspielers beziffert die „Bild“ auf 8 Mio. Euro plus Prämien. Brandt würde sich damit unter den Top-Verdienern beim Vizemeister einordnen. Nummer eins ist aktuell Marco Reus (11 Mio.) vor Mario Götze (10 Mio.) sowie Axel Witsel und Paco Alcácer, die ebenfalls 8 Mio. kassieren sollen.
Thats why
BILD are reporting that he'll be earning 8M a year there, that'd rank him amongst the top earners there, just behind Deus and Fatze. That's certainly incentive enough to move.
Brandt knows he carries Lelverkusen. Just wait and see how they do without him. At Dortmund there are several players on his level, which will increase the chances to achieve something. Fact.
eriksen to halal?
as opposed to staying at Alwayslosen and fightin relegation next February
He will also play in front of 80k spectators that actually care about football instead of the pathetic Leverkusen fan base that doesn't even fill their little ugly stadium.
Hopefully the rumors are true and Götze gets a smaller salary.
Keep seething
He'll do great with Reus I think, he's quite similar to Havertz.
>but there's literally no big gap between BVB and Leverkusen
555-come-on-now
remember that Schürrle returns to Dortmund next season
*funds your trasfers*
Not so fast
You know what? This kid is alright and I wish him the best of luck.
Hradecky > Burki
Tah > Weigl ( as a cb )
Bender = Akanji
Wendel = Diallo
Weiser < Piszczek
Aranguiz = Delaney
Baumgartlinger < Witsel
Volland > Guerreiro
Havertz = Sancho
Alario > Gotze
The only gap is titles, the starting XI is on the same level and Leverkusen is in great form while BVB become shit at the half season
Drinking french wine
>Mario Götze (10 Mio.)
das ist doch nen Scherz, oder?
T.Hazard>Volland
Goetze/Paco>Alario
Hradecky=Burki
Diallo>Tah
Akanji>Bender
Pisczkek>Weiser
Witsel=Aranguiz
Delaney>Baumgartlinger
Reus>Havertz
Sancho>Bellarabi
Will any current bundes players die at an early age?
I didn't tell any lie m8
Oh, and :
Schulz>Wendell
I miss evil—denmark
Hello USA,
sadly, there is one player that will die in his 30s. At the time of his death he will already play abroad, though. My leader Ragon doesn't allow me to tell you the name of the player.
t. Grushga
Diallo is awful, Tah isn't great but he's way better.
Burki isn't great, he only had more clean sheets because Leverkusen had a brainlet as manager for half season
Alario has more goals than Gotze, but I agree Paco had a better season, not necessarily is a better players
Akanji and Bender are in the same level, let's also count that Bender didn't slip a /bundes/ while playing for BVB
Which players will Buyern get for the next season?
Kannst du haben du Spast
huso
Diallo is a better CB than Tah, he's just been playing LB awfully to fill in. Alario's first touch propulses the ball 10 meters away.
Hello Germany,
when it comes down to player names, my leader Ragon is very strict. I am not allowed to share them, because it is way too risky (because of time traveller paradoxes). All I can say is that a German granate is incoming.
t. Grushga
Granatastisch
based
Thanks for the information and GEWArunZo to you too, oh wise one.
yes makes sense
me exchanging my dortmund kit for a chelsea one
Similar to how Reus, Sancho, Götze, Alcacer, ... are currently playing together
t. VPNmark
Me on the left
me in the queck
Me in the right with a yellow hood
hä warum fährt die behinderte micky mouse nicht nach baku?
me in one of the apartments in the back
t. Schalke player
what exactly is wrong with him?
third world beef, you wouldn't understand
Btw, by commiting Schulz Favre is probably planning on playing with an inside left winger next season, that'd be Brandt's perfect position. Then Schulz to provide the width.
he inherited the inferior genes
is this his mom?? no way she is fucking HOT
Me on the right
>y(?)our me(?)me
what is puligoat tryin to say
/bandes/, /bendes/, /bindes/, /bondes/, /bundes/, /bündes/, /byndes/, /båndes/, /bändes/, /böndes/.
Fucking hell, Dortmund will be fast as fuck next season.
Who needs defending when you can bomb forward with every player running at 40kmh.
Their sister is pretty pretty desu
no, but pic related is
>Povertymmen
holy sticc
Are they jews?
Basic slav/10
>buymund destroying the league
ugh
I would like to have secks with both of them, if you can catch my drift ;)
There is nothing left to destroy after buyern raped the league in every way possible
>t. aki cucktzke
dortmund buys in undervalued markets
this is good news for german football, things are looking up
he got memed by pep
>we are helping the league by signing your players
rollex-kalle tier argumentation
Don't throw me into the same Topf with those Shitmund mongs. Thank you very much.
Hate buyern, but like Kimmich. He's much better in central midfield than as RB though
*rolex
What makes Apu so based frens?
>25m for brandt
elmoing at neverkusen's management
hob geschissn
he cute
Leverküssen is actually pretty smart when it comes to stuff like this. No idea what Tante Käthe had in mind with that one though.
this
Because Brandt has a clear career plan and would have never signed for them otherwise. Dortmund already tried to get him from Wolfsburg.
Brandt was poisoned with glyphosate. Without the Bayer owned antidote he's useless
Brandt under Favre is too much wastted potential
Is the big bvll Zagadou any good?
Good defender, but with too many brainfarts. But given that he's still quite young, I still rate him as one of the mayor BL CB talents.
dayum
His time to shine will come
>that huge leistungseinbruch early 2019
oof
why Bayern didn't want him lel
lack of Mia San Mia mentality
Brandt has a Leistungseinbruch, Bayern wingers have a Leistenbruch
ebin
Brandt is a good player but also a cold chested loser who disappears when things get tough.
yes yes hello
>brandt to bxb
this kills the france
>Bürgermeister Michael Dreier versprach sogar, dem Revierklub größere Mengen Paderborner Bieres zu spendieren.
Tankebier als Dankebier
paderborner shitbeer is literally on one level with holsten
wer /oettinger/ hier?
wer /abstinent/ hier?
yes
no
yes
no
For me, it's Faxe - Denmark's finest lager! Comes in a handy 1l sausage can!
Probably the worst beer in the world. I only see it in border shops south down south.
Last time I drank Faxe with before I watched "Le nozze di Figaro" in the Cologne Oper. But that was years ago and I hardly remember how it tastes.
thanks for reading
for me it's based Perlenbacher
In
Alcacer (21m)
Schulz (27m)
Hazard (30m)
Brandt (25m)
103m total
Out
Pulisic (64m)
Who else will Dortmund sell?
Who cares, just buy ALL the players
weigl 30 mio
guerreiro 25 mio
toljan 5 mio
schürrle n appel und n ei
fick di hausi
Ok so what happens if the big clubs trying to poach Eintracht players refuse to pay the ridiculous Ablösesummen the Eintracht calls for?
Do the players just get told "too bad, you have to stay another year with us"?
yes yes (unless Affenzirkus happens)
ok so if you dont want to lose your good players, just ask for 250 millions and be chill.
Clubs do it all the time
Frankfurt is in a comfy position with the big players on long contracts
what if they all end up being salty and start playing like shit because theyre not allowed to join Real in an umbruchsphase where they dont win anything anyways.
They will rather play for frankfurt than sitting out for a whole season
Unless they are really pissed off they'll come around, a prolonged strike hurts their careers
Schmelzer, Toljan, Toprak, Schürrle, Kagawa and Rode.
Maybe Zagadou, Weigl, Guerreiro, Philipp, Isak and Wolf.
Rode 0
Schürrle 5m
Kagawa 5m
Toljan 3m
Diallo 45m
Guerreiro 25m
Dahoud 10m
~90m
Brandt bald
Apu posters need to grow up and stop being such sissy manchildren desu
Is Nora from curvyberlin the qtest grill on all of the Germany?
ok fatty
Would unironically volunteer to fuck the dicke Euter Kühe from curvyberlin, even though the city is a disgusting cesspool
Hello Grushga,
not sure if you're still here, but there is a question very close to my heart: How long until Hamburg regains worst (first) /bundes/ ?
Hello Germany,
I am afraid that I cannot answer that question. As I said before, I can only look 30 years into the future.
t. Grushga
>Bayern, Dortmund, Leipzig & Leverkusen to CL
>M.gladbach, Wolfsburg & Eintracht to EL
>Hannover & Nurnberg relegated
>Koln & Paderborn promoted
>Stuttgart vs Union Berlin
>Osnabruck & Karlsruher promoted
>Magdeburgo & Duisburg relegated
>Ingolstadt vs Wehen
Rate the final results
/elite/
Yes
good night
I should stop drinking all night
Getting pretty hyped for thar there cup final already.
It's what Bilbao does.
STOP DESTROYING OUR /BUNDES/
someone stop these madmen
>this guy is worth 90mil in EPL shekels
dortmund have never bought a good player from the bundes so why is anyone getting worried
>who is reus
Am I mixing him up with somebody else or werent clubs throwing 100 million around for him
Reus is good but hardly a player, the guy probably spent 8 out of 10 years in a hospital
>draxler
I think I have never looked less forward to international games than this time
Draxler is not only shit, he is also a cunt
a nigger loving cunt
well he is playing in France afterall
supprime
fucking catamite
That's what they get for only showing Buyern goals on their jumbotron.
Es erschwert es für jeden deine Beiträge zu lesen, wenn du nicht zumindest ein wenig auf Grammatik achtest. Alternativ zu Kommata kannst du auch einfache und kurze Sätze bilden. Dann besteht zwar weiterhin das Problem mit den Kommata in etwas längeren Sätzen, aber jeder Leser kann das zumindest einigermaßen schnell verstehen. Wenn du die Grammatik nicht annähernd beherrschst, dann musst du dir eben mehr Zeit dafür nehmen. Ansonsten ist es sehr wahrscheinlich, dass deine Beiträge einfach überesen werden. Dies würde ich als sehr Schade empfinden, da du ja die Zeit nimmst andere Beiträge zu lesen und auf diese zu antworten.
oggg :(((
> - Hazard - Brandt - Reus - Sancho -
This kills the 3.0 goals-per-match user
hmm
based
Can we just acknowledge for a moment that Grushga absolutely destroyed the HSV? Absolutely based.
-------------Alcacer----------
Hazard-----------------Sancho
--------Reus---Brandt
-------Witsel---Delaney
Schulz---Zagadou---Hakimi
BASED
isn't hakimi going back to madrid next season
>25.5
>"much higher than 25m"
Eberl is a joke
no the season after that
why no fatze?
loew hates him since his disasterclass at the euro 2016
He was already bad in the 2014 WC, his goal made everyone forget that. He even admitted this in his recent Player Tribune post.
How long until ter stegen retires from germany and plays for spain
Imagine being ter Stegen
Yes yes commence the HSV discussions
>five hundred thousand €
>not a lot of money
Have you even earned that much money in your life?
>be Arsenal keeper
>be not even first Arsenal keeper
>still get called instead of first Barcelona keeper
Not yet
That sounds like a threat
who?
Based
what is this pic and why is ter Stegen not on the list? Is that supposed to be the current lineup? like wtf.
>perma-ded Neuer
>no ter Stegen
>3 LB, one of them being a 2.bundes shitter
>1 RB
>Kehrer
>Draxler
>Kimmich as DM again
Fuck me, can Löw please finally fuck off
>be not even first Arsenal keeper
how high are you?
It’s the squad list for the two upcoming qualifiers
yes in the last 6 years actually.
AUA AUA MEINE QUALI
>Lelno over ter Stegen
Ok guess Im kinda stunned now. What is going on.
Are you high?
6:5 tier formation.
>aua aua mein fuss ist kaputt Neuer over Ter Stegen
Even if I were, that squad list would have brought me back down right away. So no, I'm not.
>don't have to fly home when you never leave home
heh actually 200 IQ
wtf where's Müller and Boateng :O
granate
(You) tards
>aua aua mein knie is kaputt
t. ter Stegen
so youre telling me that right now, Neuer is better than Ter Stegen?
So is Neuer's feet, didnt stop Löw from playing him in the WC or calling him up now, after he didnt play for 5 matches
heh
That’d be difficult given that Neuer is injured
Yes, again. So why call him up lol.
Nice try.
It is ter Stegen. And yes, if both are injured, Neuer is the better injured goalie, alone from an xp-pov.
It is a Zusammenhalt / Kapitäns thing
Forgot about Havertz, here is the real line-up
say what you will, double Leipzig fullbacks is based
Any from here can make it to senior squad?
people I rate:
>Klostermann
>Tah
>Amiri (when fit)
>both 0stein bros
>Maier
>Richter
Everyone else a shit
>Kimme lone DM
this lineup would lose 5-0 and the customers would blame it on RB players.
Tah and Klostermann
Henrichs already played for the seniors, M. Eggestein got at least called up once
Amiri, Neuhaus and Nübel will be called up in the near future
forgot pic again.
>Nübel and Schubert a shit
>Yotsuba B
Dont worry, Gündogan or Goretzka will be supporting him
this looks more like a Stammbaum than a lineup
based Kai "Osmanen Germania" Havertz
Looks good
Won’t happen tho
yes, his brother
This is what a proper /bundes/ thread should look like.
Take note.
Kimmichi is actually pretty good as holding DM. Not very physical of course, but he doesn't need tto be given his eye and positioning
against Hannover maybe
Man I jerked it to her so much during puberty.
*but he doesn't need to, given his eye and positioning
Brandt confirmed, I told you weeks ago but the French Leverkusen user kept being in denial
wasn't it the fucking brazil leverkusen user?
Wew lad Julia ist Cuckmund now.
I mean If they wanted to poach anyway, why not go for kai?
cause brandt had a 25 mio release clause
havertz is too good for dortmund/bundesliga already and will end up at barcelona or something if he isn't dumb
havertz lacks the echte liebe mentality
based. fuck bayernwinslolleague
>e-era of the pill
OH NO NO NO NO
which is more bullshit, echte liebe or mia san mia lads?
def. mia
as a dortmund fan i would be voller vorfreude now. fuck them.
spürbar anders
She's not wrong there
>she
stärke bayer the most cringe slogan in germany it's not even real german
>it's another "Dortmund buy 40 new stars and everyone is full of optimism and joy then Reus gets injured in pre season and their season ends before it begins because he's actually the only one carrying their club" episode
this is normal fotty business. Only hypocritical shareholders complained about it
>only during puberty
wew
Will they keep Sancho doe?
>another cutomer SEETHING
Always good to see.
cutomer, huh?
cutomer = cute oma
denmark = cutomer?
How many times do we have to explain this? Dortmund was about to become a better club than Bayern in 2012-2013. They were building something great. The foundation of Reus, Götze and Lewandowski would have challenged Bayern for 5 years. Bayern bought their 2 best players (after Reus) and that was it. Dortmund hasnt been nearly as good since.
Now Dortmund finally managed to not sell good players for the first time ever (Pulisic was never going to get better). Furthermore, Gladbach and Leverkusen arent a threat to Dortmund, so the comparison of weaking the "opposition" is moot. The only competitor Dortmund has is Leipzig.
So take your childish whining and go back to tm.de
T-thanks?
:/
>it's real
YIKES
denmark = dood
fuck you, the american customer said he'd sign a new contract.
some bundesu club should buy Junya Ito
Next season can't start soon enough
...
>b-but look at buyern
>i-it's not the same la
>we the victims
you fuck off back to tm with your kalle tier excuses
I literally want burn sharecucks alive
> Bayer schreibt, dass Brandt „unter dem Vorbehalt noch zu klärender vertraglicher Detailfragen“ wechseln wird. Die Dortmunder sollen die Ausstiegsklausel im Vertrag des Nationalspielers aktiviert haben, die bei rund 25 Millionen Euro liegt – laut „Bild“-Informationen verdient Brandt beim BVB 8 Mio. Euro brutto pro Saison plus Prämien.
25 Mio. Lmao that is a Schnäppchen.
What is your opinion on Takehiro Tomiyasu?
*ruin the fucking league*
Im sorry user, I actually kind of like Leverkusen
Leverkusen was about to become a better team than Dortmund tho
>(Pulisic was never going to get better)
1. Have you seen the last few matches? Pulisic slowly got his rhythm back again and he's definitely has more potential to grow. Hazard is far worse and older.
Still good to have you back, austrian shareholder.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS. IT'S BAYERN'S FAULT
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUY OUR SHARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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HOLY CRINGE!!!
Too old. Kubo is only 17 and will probably surpass every nip player in next two seasons.
#WirHabenBRANDT
Kill me.
Na dann schnell 'n kühles Blondes
It really isn't though. When was the last time Dortmund bough a good player from a direct competitor? The only one I can think of is Reus.
But let's be honest here, BVB will probably end up not winning /bundes/ anyway
> Brandt wandte sich per Instagram an die Fans: „Ich wusste nie, was ich von dem Satz ‚Man sollte gehen, wenn es am schönsten ist‘ halten soll – und jetzt ist es so gekommen. Nie war Leverkusen für mich nur ein ‚Projekt‘ oder eine Zwischenstation. Es war immer ein Abenteuer, für das es sich jeden Tag lohnte, alles rauszuhauen, was in mir steckte…“
Don't go Ngubu.
as a lifelong /bestbundes/ shitter with sympathies for Real Based, I have to admit that those transfers are based as fuck.
>When was the last time Dortmund bough a good player from a direct competitor?
Schulz, Brandt and Hazard
imagine to agree on doing this
quecktastisch
Based.
>Hazard
>good
come on dude, he's good.
>Pillenchokers and customers seething through the roof
kek, well done Zorc
he was schlapplach's best attacking player
>le 26 year old prospect man
better than any winger playing at Bayern right now :^)
he was our boy...
yeah but Pulisic played at Dortmund, while Hazard played at Monchengladbach.
>water: leverkusen tears & glyphosat
>aki: me
>that guy on tm that almost memed "there's no AK if we qualify for CL" into reality
Actually insane offence at Dortmund next season.
HELLO
HELLO
hello
I have come
I have come to say
shares are up!
imagine the promotions!!
oh boy I have to tell sebastien and ulga!
now they only need a decent right back
Only if Sancho stays. Otherwise Brandt will have to play as RW
>player from team with 76 pts has better stats than player from team with 55 pts
turned 20 just few months ago, but already very composed, consistent, quick and reads the game well. already one of our best defenders.
I'm not surprise if he gets a offer from some top team in europe
>Only if Sancho stays.
is there anyone willing to line up a 150M bid for him this summer?
If only it was the same for defence.
>*draws 0:0 to Paderborn*
I know its a shitpost, but 'no'
>Hazard has no influence on his teams performance
You never know with how retarded Manures management is.
yeah but Gnabry played at bayern, while Hazard played at Monchengladbach
The CBs have potential, wingers are the problem.
Poonited
sounds good
>Hazard has no influence on his teams performance
yes about 9.01%
utter retard
>buy Brandt and Hazard from Pulisic money and still have some left
>seethers torn between calling the players shit and blaming Dortmund for destroying the league
kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
It can be both, Hazard is worse than Pulisic but probably better than whoever Gladbach replaces him with
This. Both players are better than Pulisic.
A Buyern move would be to sell Schürrle for €25m to Leverkusen now
Hazard is good dude, you just had to watch Monchengladbach's games to see that he stood out from the rest.
you forgot
>dortmund fans coming up with shitty excuses cause they are called bayern 2.0
mia
kys you are self
mett homo
>Hazard is worse than Pulisic
Not so sure about Zagadou. He's been very prone to mistakes. Balerdi is new so I haven't seen him. Toprak is old and Favre doesn't rate him. It's only really Diallo and Akanji and Diallo had to play a lot as LB because Schmelzer is shit and Guerreiro is either injured or doesn't play on that position.
If they sell Guerreiro, Weigl, Kagawa, Schürrle, Dahoud, Toprak and Philipp they can easily afford a few more new defenders.
I'd keep Guerreiro.
I'd go for Niklas Stark.
I, too, rate him, but there's really no need to keep him anymore.
Schulz, Hazard, Brandt, huh? I'm shaking. Just wait until >we presented all of >our signings.
Really glad that Dortmund has signed all the targets they had, really looking forward to the start of the next season!
*Delete this part of the message, you will get your designated BVB shares once we detect that you've posted the above message*
Based. Wish you EL next season.
Im not saying that he is complete shit, but he wont be the "Unterschiedsspieler" Dortmund needs to win the league or not choke against weaker teams.
He is.
>or not choke against weaker teams.
don't worry, I'm sure the most creative player in the league will do bits against busparkers.
So that’s JBL to Mainz for a couple of seasons before ending up in Kobenhavn or Midtjylland.
Pusylick is utter garbage, Hazard is twice the player that little mutt will ever be. And now put your proxy back on.
good for you
>not per 90 minutes
who wants a player who never plays?
Leverkusen apparently
man I wonder why such an amazing player never played :O
>better per minute ratio than Sancho who replaced Poolisick
>Dirtmund now have 4 players in the top 8 most creative bundes players
>Boomern have 1
OH NO NO NO
How can a player as good as Brandt be so cheap?
something something Voeller is retarded
They'll sign Sane though.
ah yes, he had such a successfull spell in the bundes at schalke.
umm, yes? actually he was pretty amazing for his young age.
you say it like it's a good thing to sign Gnabry 2
>ngubu runs fast down the wing
>this is the best thing i've ever seen!
True. Based Grushga pretty much confirmed it here
Just read the news. Well done, Dortmund!
Sane is ten times the player Brandt will ever be. And that's speaking of Sane right now. If Buyern actually get him, he'll make 40 scorers this season.
Whats your opinion on the winner of the 2018 World Cup?
Maybe it's Havertz
all giroud la
not even replying to this one, Neini.
Tante Käthe wouldn't let him go even if Buyern offerd 100m (as if) just to setz a Zeichen aka being stubborn.
At least 2 players of Dortmund's super offense will be dead at the same time at some point anyway
eh, hazard and brandt aren't prone to injuries at all anyway.
Ulis said he won't spend more than 80m for a player.
Sane isn't coming.
Just wait for the derby
Bit worried about /our boys/ RB desu. Hope they'll sign some good midfielders soon.
You don't know Texas, then.
no u
>have Nailsmeme
>miss out on the Hopenhome clearout
JUST
Amiri would be nice
neither was reus back in the day
>le injured lad
They will sign another 15 niggers from France who will end up doing nothing.
really? strange, was it his move to dortmund that changed his body into glass?
it was getting injured in that friendly against armenia or something, after that his body was destroyed forever. a lot of players have these moments were they get injured and from then onwards it keeps happening.
Now that Favre has a good player for the attacking CM role, will he go back to 4-3-3?
>buy more attackers
>still have burki in goal
>buy more attackers
>still have schmelzer
Can't make this up, next season's gonna be glorious.
no it was jones when he was still at gladbach
Depends if Reus makes a scene about going back to the wing
um excuse me
ugh too whie, too racist
DU HURENSOHN INDISCHER HURENSOHN DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE WERE CRITICIZING BUYERN FOR BUYING KEY PLAYERS OF ONE CONCURRENT OVER A SPAN OF YEARS. THIS HAS BEEN HISTORICALLY PROVEN AND RUMMENIGGER EVEN CONFIRMED THAT SHIT SO STFU AND GO CLEAN YOUR TOILET O I FORGOT YOU DONT HAVE ONE FUCKING CURRY NIGGA HOW ABOUT YOU GO AND RAPE YOUR SISTER AND THEN SHIT ON THE STREETS YOU FUCKING POO IN THE LOO
Nope, even we know Kimmich is only good as right-back. Löw is the lone retard who can't see it.
Based Löw going for goals conceded record.
@92909452 (You)
But commentators said Eden Hazard is amazing during the last WC
thank fuck you guys are nearly at the bump limit that korean low is creeping me out
>german humor
the blue guy sucks
The stats paint a different picture though
neue
based and cringe
>implying Bürki played a bad season
They cannot ruin a liga that is already ruined