Hockey

I’m gonna fuckin die

Oh no, what a shame

"Too bad. Burn in hell."
Man I'm so fucking horny again but I really don't think I should post the picture again

who

We would have had some hockey today if some shitter didn't get to the eastern conference final

play nhl 19

Too many meme teams this ploffs desu

we all go one day

thats what you get for voting trump

Just took the funniest fucking picture but if I post it I'll probably get banned and I really need you all right now

did sean find his dad yet?

It's sex haha. Me having sex

h-hoc? is that you?

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how and why lad?
post it you coward.

ITS SAN J0-5E ELIMINATION DAY

It's not *technically* me and it's not *technically* sex. But it's still pretty funny haha

there was plenty of hockey today you fucking caz

is this hoc?

post your cock lad.

hockey that matters*

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can't wait for the lockout lads

Based

it's shork elimination day

i reckon shorks elim day deserves a collage desu

>north alberta is already on fire
edmongolia btfo

Which shitskin nation is Trudeau going to import firefighters from this time?

WUT?

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based flimflams winning the battle for alberta during the off season.

you gotta evacuate lad.

i'm about to have a battle of alberta in my toilet right now

SHIT

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summer sucks dick now it's just perpetual forest fires

*ahem*
A haiku for /hoc/

Flames spread all over
Edmonton; the city of
Busts like McDavid

and oil (fuel for fire)

a picture of kip
it was of her butt she posted
a swift vacation

Didn’t we have once have a /hoc/ haiku thread a few years ago?

the refs decided
it was time to get involved
four goals four minutes
months ago m8

more like a few months ago

this season la

tampon gay lightning
a bunch of manlet chokers
couldn't beat the teds

there was a goalie
he was inconsolable
quite literally

>it all blends together

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Cody's bad decision
A blown lead in the last third
Cry forevermore

PEEKABOO

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Fuck, the first line is 6

Overrated shit
John Tavares is his name
Overrated shit

Lazy

I don't know how
Haikus work
Fuck refs

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

Haiku reminder
Tavares is overrate-
D shit also >laffs

5
7
5
syllables

*and jannies

I like anime
Also the frozen hockey
No one respects me

Thank you my dear fren
Why are we doing this though
Fuck refs and jannies

because offseason sucks dick

this is rph and we are cultured gentlemen.

good point, stupid gary

real pooping hours?

I can't decide if I want the refs (sharks) to win or lose today but I know I want the blues or sharks to win the cup

shorks are an ahl team at this point. you're better off rooting for a team that has a chance.

People respect me
I only care about puck
Fuckin hill billys

i feel like taking up either a photography hobby or learning to play the guitar. the former is expensive but easy, the latter is not as expensive but time consuming. fuggg

THINKING BOUT THAT CUP
WOOOOOOOOOOO GO SHARKS
FUCK THE BLUES
FUCK BOSTON
AND FUCK VEGAS

Hal is greater then
Will is greater then Ted, Ted
Is greater than Sam

>refs
>muh refs
>refs
>sports journalist told me to be mad at ref
/hoc/ is straight facebook tier during the playoffs

guitars are cheap if you know what to look for. if you want lessons that might cost you though.

t. asshurt shorks fan

what about learning through the power of the internet? i'm thinking i just start out acoustic at first

it's elimination day

real pacific hours
vegass is not invited
can i get a pook

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Blow me bitch boy
Vegas couldn't get it done

you can, but you can also learn bad habits and never really progress after a certain point. but hey, you're smart. you can avoid such a rut if you read enough.

everlast learned guitar just by picking it up and always playing, he doesn't even know the notes. it seems like it's more of a time thing more than anything

Ted is a hero
When we lose he gives us hope
Blue jacket cock show

excuse me is this thread?

Cant wait til the shorks get eliminated today lads

NO DON'T CALL THE REFS ON ME

so did jimi hendrix and the guy from fall of troy. the more power to you lad. i picked up a guitar and taught myself when i was 10. only had a few lessons but wish i took more when i was younger.

10 minutes for not winning the cup since 1993

The only team that has s legit leg to stand on with the "muh refs" shit is Saint Louis, everyone else is butthurt Vegass/Avs fans or people who blindly follow whatever the sports media feeds them
t. Neutral third party

Thomas Erak fucking sucks and his vocals are horrible I wish someone could tell him no

Big bucks for big boys
Marner demands loads of dough
Cap hell is coming

Next year is the Kings year bros

my only concern right now is the quality of the guitar. i want an acoustic guitar in the 100 dollar range, but not if it sounds like shit. do expensive guitars generally sound better or are you simply playing for the brand?

he's not a bad guitarist but yea, i don't think i could listen them now.

to set an nhl record of the fewest points ever?

He also only plays extremely basic stuff. Find a qualified teacher for at least the first month and explicitly tell them you want the fundamentals of good technique to get you rolling, which you can then be apply to whatever you learn on your own.

$100 is going to put you in the range of things that are unplayable to needs more money in work than it's worth. Save up $200 and you should be able to find some great used Canadian guitars like Seagull/Norman/Simon & Patrick in that range.

not really. you can fine nice guitars in the 150 range. especially for beginners.

For me? Bbq beans

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>guitar lessons
>go in for an hour
>that'll be 99.99

>. Find a qualified teacher for at least the first month and explicitly tell them you want the fundamentals of good technique to get you rolling
>Find a qualified teacher for at least the first month and explicitly tell them you want the fundamentals of good technique to get you rolling
this is good advice. your teacher will probably pretty relieved that you aren't a child for him to babysit and might help you out a bit beyond what you pay for.

$100 (USD) per month (typically 4 half-hour lessons) would be a standard rate outside of big cities or particularly wealthy burbs. $100/hour would be booking you with somebody heavy who likely wouldn't be taking beginners anyway.

YouTube is your friend

Yeah you sound real neutral retard

>Man said thing I don't agree with
>That mean man is Sharks fan
>Sharks fan bad >:(

t. Seething strawmanning retard

Hmmm *sips*

you could just buy an expensive camera and never really figure out how to use it.

ew

>walk around
>take picture if scenery looks good
pretty simple desu

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can do that with your phone

no way binlan is my friend

you don't have an option, leaf.

/hoc/

no question

For the record

FUCK Finland
FUCK hill billys

>don emrick given the best pbp award
he's not even that good, he's just known for saying silly shit

Prostitutes Without Honor Pretending to be Athletes

F
Niki Lauda.

time for /nhl/

it's a little more complicated than that I heard. it ahs also to do with the kind of syllables

We're having another Yea Forums internet moment btw right now

>Sharks coach Pete DeBoer said Sunday that had there been a five-minute penalty called on Barbashev, “maybe that’s a momentum-changing play right there.”
>Logan Couture said Sunday after Game 5 that he “saw the Hertl hit. Just watched the replay. Yeah, that’s a tough one. But they had one in Game 3 on Braun and nothing happened, so they can do it again, right?”
>Couture was referring to Sammy Blais’ hit on defenseman Justin Braun, where it appeared there was shoulder-to-head contact. Blais did not receive a penalty after the play.
god damn it they're such pusys lmao

Personally don't see the appeal of the "bean" meme. Don't find it funny in the slightest.

Should've been Forslund tbqh.

gonna have some blood pudding for dinner today i think lads

>SAVE US REFS
What a faggot trash team senpai

There's no way that Bruins are not gonna win this year, I just think Tuukka Rask is too good right now.

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I can supply some Finn blood for you if one of them shows up in this thread

NO murders in my /hoc/!

>60 seconds apart

You just blow in from stupid town, bud?

>bud
oof

>oof
Go back to /r/hockey faggot

>faggot
yikes

ure both retards kek

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>finland
problematic

t.

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ed should be here soon to seethe for a few hours lads

ed from kron?

Hope he won't steal my candy

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Lel.

I dont drink 7up though

Doc emerick is the overrated shit of commentators

youtube.com/watch?v=cohgqx_M454

ah ok nvm then. sorry fren

lads

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oy vey

>no /hoc/ in the subject field
fucking Patau nigger, make the thread properly next time

calm the fuck down vitali

I just want to watch my Bruins, bros.

Whatever happened to Pizza at McDonald's?
Do you remember it?
How did it taste?

no. forslund is better than ermrick, but gord miller is easily the best pbp

>bros
Back to the subreddit you came from

>Yea Forums bullying the fuck out of kevin nash on twitter
HOLY FUCKING DIMES

like eating sugar

Any word on which shattered glass Sharks players not playing tonight?

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NEW

Really? I stopped browsing there because of how awful this past Wrestlemania was. Gotta check it out

blues

>pooston pooins
>st. loose poos
>san jose's sharts

This. Would trade Doc for Gord in a second

SHARKS ELIMINATION DAY BOOOOOOOOYSSSSSSSSS

wake up niggas hockey today

>he said nervously for the sixth time these playoffs

Let me tell you something real quick: blues lose

Untrue, only elimination game involving the shorks i have watched was game 7 against Vegass so I've only now said it twice. No nervousness

>i was only was wrong ONCE!!!!!
kek

I can tell you're lying. A secure person wouldn't have felt the need to explain.

Stay nervous.

who are my fellow /lifelong/s rooting for tonight?
for me it’s the san jose silver sharks

>1967

>1945

1940
9
4
0

Reminder boston is anime scum so they are destined to lose in the final

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reminder Boston lives rent free in your head AND will win the Stanley Cup AND i will be here to specifically laugh at (You) when it happens

>post your team endlessly on /hoc/
>”RENT FREE!”

Okay retard

ÜBER ALLIES Finnland erobern

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>NO NO NOOOOOOO DONT POST ABOUT YOUR HOCKEY TEAM ON /hoc/ I DONT LIKE IT
lol youre sizzlin lil bud, you're the one who brought up my Bruins first btw :)

BEANIS :DDDDD

Is that Nicky Lauda in OPs pic?

No that’s based bean eater

obsessed

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Ya boilin

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>Jays hat
>the choice of drink
That's a Canuck

why are we posting in not /hoc/?

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when is usa/canada?

>even at >our worst some fag still cares enough to shitpost about >us
god it feels good being forever relevant

good attitude

Maple Laff tier cope

Reminder that Canadian teams are not good enough to compete with American teams, therefore we should have two leagues, the CNHL and the ANHL the Stanley cup stays in the ANHL while the CNHL gets a platinum stick

Based

American teams can only use American players and Canadian can only use Canadians

nah

Cringe

nah

top cuck

Based
twitter.com/bardown/status/1130664144976404482?s=21
For me it’s pucks

Time for a quick spank in the public bathroom

Cringe

this is one thirsty bitch

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aaaand this is why i stick to asians

>this is a 10/10 in boston

>problem glasses
more of a red flag than the sign desu

business idea: everyone works hard on improving themselves and gets gfs over the offseason instead of spending time here

i've been courting a cute american midwestern gf online does that count

cute is just a codeword for fat

yes

i have one
no i am not taking pictures to prove it

fat in all the right places

It’s not like we’ll recognize you by a picture of your hand

based, slay on user

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THICCER

Reminder that the presidents trophy curse is real

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Reminder that adding Tavares didn’t even get the laffs into the second round
Reminder that Tavares leaving got the islanders in the second round
I smell a cancer

reminder the islanders won the same amount of games in round 2 as the leafs

amazing level of cope

>make the second room
>fail to win a single game
>act like this is an accomplishment
kek the desperation is palpable

Reminder that the islanders suck

I smell a nigger

imagine if the laffs met with a shit team like shittsburgh in round one

Is it your mom’s boyfriend

Imagine if Columbus had the played the laffs instead of shitstain
Columbus would have won the cup

>teds beating the laffs after the laffs slayed the dragon
lmao

>the dragon
Lol, Columbus swept a team with the same build as the laffs except Tampa had a better roster than Toronto, Columbus would have fucking demolished Toronto

and poolumbus struggled harder against bombston than the laffs did

OH NO NO NO

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>struggled against poopstain
Last time I checked they went 6 games and Columbus dominated game 6 tuuka stole game 6

one of the worst shops I've ever seen

C O P E

teds never lead in the series and lost in 6
tuuka be damned, bombston struggled against the laffs where the teds were an ez competitor

>never lead in the series
>lead 2-1 after 3 games
I knew you didn’t watch hockey

>lose 3 straight
>b-but tuuka carried them
kek

Tuuka did carry them

repeating it doesnt make it true

Hertl not gonna play. No way was he kill from a chin tap. did something else happen to him?

So good

No Karlshit, no Hertl.
No hope for Shorks?

it's shart elimination day

dropping karlnoson is an improvement for the roster

Marchand hear me
My wife needs a good fucking
Wreck her pucci

Based Bruins cuckold

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just dropped a cheeky 20 on the sharts
don’t let me down boys

who /r/frenworld here?

Thank god canesposting died down after the sweep

fuck hill billies desu

randy face down in a ditch somewhere after ending it all

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have faith latviabro

That's the only thing I have left

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>outplayed by >finnish goaltending
yikes

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The good karlsson will save the day

>official tweeter guessing at the line up
why would they even post it

It snowed last night lads
Does this mean the hockey season starts soon?

reminder the leafs suck and still haven't won a playoff series since 2004, despite having a 3-2 lead and home ice for game 6

Does anyone have the full-body picture? I need it for when Kippers starts getting uppity in /box/

>1967 was 85 years ago

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*breaths in* PEEEEENNNNNNIIIIIIISSSSSSSS

melinda is going to have a busy night defending her man with her botnet

>Karlsson played just 3:03 in the second period and never returned. That was also a period in which the Blues solidified their grip on the game and, at one point, were outshooting the Sharks 15-1.

So what team throws their money at karlsson this free agency?

Based Karlsson

Would fuck Sam in the butt

probably needs surgery and will be out for like 4-6 months

karlsson was on the ice for a GA and the team lost 5-0
pretending like he was the xfactor that lost the shorks the game is asinine

Cope harder leaf. At least the isles have made the second round in the past few years, unlike torontistani

Bruins were basically gifted the SCF with that easy schedule, and now they’re going to sweep the blose for the cup
Upsets can be interesting, but only when there’s like one, when every division leader gets knocked out in the first round you end up with shit teams like carolina in a conference final. bruins were the only real contender that emerged out of the first round, it’s a shame that all the division leaders took the postseason so lightly, which made this ploffs feel like a joke, even worse than last years meme ploffs

islels had the EASIEST opponent in the first round
like literally the only team with double digit loser points making the playoffs in the east

meanwhile toronto took the eventual champs to seven games
sure jerk off to a tainted sweep, the islels were EXPOSED as the pretenders they are by the fucking relocanes of all teams LMAO

Friendly reminder the teds will lose their 3 best players to FA, only have a 3rd and 7th round draft pick, and will keep Torts due to memeing it past the blots.

Reminder that this draft is garbage

lol cope more fatass

>the best players this draft is a Finn and a Manlet
YOLKS

Whatever makes it easier to sleep retard. You still couldn’t close the bruins out in a game 7 on the road for the 3rd time.

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islels couldnt win ONE fucking game against the relocanes who got SWEPT by boston

the only one coping with loss here is (You) retard

Hertl out with a lower body injury

Imagine seething about headshots when your star players are this soft

>Shorks

seth jones is locked in for a few more years tho

Shame all the sharks best players are injured

Very excited to dab on the >shorks tonight lads

>Arizona Coyotes LEGEND Ladislav Nagy has officially retired from professional hockey

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Yes and the leafs have yet to win a second round game in years. Isles had their chances in games 1 and 2 but I’m moving on from that. Am I boiling that they lost that series? No, because I didn’t expect them here in the first place, and I’m happy to be a fan for my team. Next season should be fun regardless.

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>its ok that we lost cause i never had any expectations of winning in the first place
imagine having this little faith in >your team
laffs have lost for 40 years straight and the fans arent this cucked

>i’m just glad everyone had fun
wew

so you are confirming you are a fatherless bandwagonning faggot?

I do have faith in my team, and I thought they could beat Carolina. But the canes just outbeat the isles at their game.

>I thought they could beat Carolina
meanwhile in reality they got fucking SWEPT LMAOOOOO
weebshit hockey opinions at their finest

Are you the faggot that's stirring up all kinds of bullshit in /dfg/ and /rlg/?
If so, could you please knock it the fuck off?

Yes and teams get swept. Disappointing I know, but I can move on from that knowing there’s a bigger picture still.

Mate I don’t even use those generals. Rougelites suck and I’m not that much of a fucking beta to invest into dwarf fortress

which picture is that? the upcoming cap hell and inevitable regression?

Just thought I'd ask no need to get your panties in a twist

Neither because I don’t think they’ll happen. However, YOU are gonna see cap hell trying to resign mitch marner

>twink twinkner

laffers have all the pieces they need signed
marner could walk and be replaced
meanwhile the islels are about to have 10million tied up in two goaltenders that cant even play consistently enough to take on the starting role

friendly reminder that toronto couldn't even win in the pre salary cap era

John Tavares didn't even make the second round AND he's the reason Marner will be offersheeted and Kapanen and AJ will walk

FUCK DUBAS

its all part of muh shannaplan breh

JT was the only forward to show up in game 7
kappy and aj should be let go, give ennis their money, at least he doesnt shy away from getting his hands dirty along the boards

Who do you think will offer Marner 7 years/$12m?

love that manlet fuck

senators

yea im sure melnyk is counting down the days to cut a $80m+ check

Where do you think Marner will go m8?

maybe some devoted fan will kill melnyk and make a melbot to do his bidding?

>rags

Wouldn’t be surprised
>rags

>rags

probably stays with the laffs. local kid who probably slept in laff sheets. he would have to accept the offersheet, the team doesnt accept it for him.

>my team
based
>your team
rags

>R
>_A
>__G
>___S
>____S
>_____O
>______U
>_______T
>________H

binnington has been solved

He just had a shutout his last game you triple nigger

yeah marchy is gonna slide skates in first chance he gets

sharks got shutout by vegas game 4 (5-0) and went on to win the next 3 games

when did anyone claim that maf needed to be solved for the >shorks to win

the blues can kill penalties tho

just drawing parallels my man

general reminder that jumbo and the boys are 4-0 when facing elimination these playoffs

which would suggest maf is on the same level as binnington

sure let's go with that

I honestly don't see sharks winning tonight but I hope they do.

except maf play wasnt anywhere close to binnington's level of performance

maybe he was tired, he is kind of old you know?

well the poor guy has plenty of time to recover this offseason

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fleury a good boy

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agreed, he looks great on the golf course

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sharks were kind enough to save them another embarrassing scf loss against boston

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what a thoughtful group of gentlemen

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Reminder the Wild would bootyblast your shit team

>big fake titties
gross man

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Making ribs tonight lads

what time should I come over?

*sips*

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Who?

its vegass
everything is fake my man

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>team is still in the playoffs hasn't lost elimination games
You don't fucking say?

but my shit team IS the wild

About 6, bring your own beer

on the flip side the tranpa gay lgbtning were 0-1 when facing elimination these playoffs

It's canada m8
everyone is polite and eats maple syrup
See how generalizations hurt everyone?

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Prediction: Isles will finish last in the metro next season.

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yes, but the Mexico City Islanderos will win the metro the year after that

Blues fan coming in peace (and then I’ll peace out, I know it’s your sub).

This is not a troll post, this is for people who legitimately don’t know. If you do know, please don’t get grumpy at me. Best intentions.

For any sharks fans who aren’t from St. Louis going to the game, watch out, the weather is probably going to be bad today. Missouri weather can get like that. This post is mostly for those who haven’t experienced Missouri weather.

We might hate each other during the game, but safety comes first. There’s a small chance of tornadoes tonight. Take a moment to identify good places to shelter if one occurs. It’s better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

In case you don’t know: if you hear sirens, and not the hockey kind, get to your emergency place. You want to be away from glass, open areas, and hallways leading to open areas, because the wind can and will kill you. Ideally you’d want to get to the ground floor. Restrooms are a good option; yes, you’ll get covered in toilet water, but you won’t be dead because you’re surrounded by concrete. Designate a meet-up point with your family and/or friends after the weather subsides, because cell reception may drop out. The duck and cover position, similar to the earthquake position, is helpful. Stick your nose to the floor and wall and cover your neck.

I’ve read that the weather should arrive between 6-10 PM and will be at its worst at 10, so be careful leaving the game and feel free to visit any of the nearby bars for some shelter. I recommend the Flying Saucer.

Please be safe. Hockey is fun but it’s not worth dying over.

Sharks desu

What’s the size of everyone’s penis
Me 7x10

rather not say

USA gettin bullied out here

i hope a tornado kills the entire shorks team/personnel AFTER they get btfo by the blose tonight

*sips Saskatoon Cheesecake Stout, from Norway (12%)*

Happy Shorks elimination day everyone

>"high stick"
my based golden boi stone didn't do dat

I have a big post planned but you all are going to have to wait until the sharks get eliminated on thursday to see it

>usa
oh no no no no

>usgay
shigdiggy

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imagine being american
I couldn't handle it personally

You’d think the 2 midgets would be in a relationship, but she actually only dates guys who are 6’+

For me, it’s a modest 5.5-6% session beer

hahahaha kill me

hockey is shit lads

Good choice fren

>USGay

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Are there still slave owners around?

The slavers were Jews.

>USA Mens Hockey at any international tournament level

man i always fall for this ruse time and time again wtf

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is hitler still around?

Yeah

>no canadians bulls to carry him
oh hoho

exactly, both groups should move on instead of staying angry at dead people

guess black people have the same reason to cry out against oppression as the jews do

Im not prepared for a potential sharknado tonight D:

at least based D-B0$$ did a few things

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and yet, the american government only supports one factions claim for reparations
wonder which one that is

$10.5 million damn

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hmmm

jews deserve it though

Thought it was a picture of Niki Lauda

Wrong pic

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Isn't he the son of a rich dude tho?

he likely has way more in assets
that would just be reportable earnings

>Bruins prospect Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson will return to Sweden to sign a contract with Vaxjo of the Swedish Hockey League.

>“Jakob will continue his professional hockey career and development in the SHL,” Bruins general manager Don Sweeney said in a statement Tuesday. “We support his decision to be closer to his family at this time in his life.”

>According to Sweeney, Forsbacka Karlsson has indicated that he “fully intends” to rejoin the Bruins in the future. The organization will retain his rights.

doesnt he have a nice place up on a lake somewhere?

muskoka

With that wealth, he can afford a pretty good class of ladyboy

so it turns out burgers are actually shit at hockey unless their city has a team full of leafs playing for them, huh

>The San Jose Sharks will be without star defenseman Erik Karlsson and key center Tomas Hertl as they face elimination in Game 6 of the Western Conference finals in St. Louis on Tuesday night.

Based Pierre luc Dubois

sweden and finland are getting bullied by russians in the IIHF thread lads

whoa
what a revelation

really makes you think

sharks are a dirty team can’t say they didn’t have it coming

When you come to a fork in the road, eat it.

>all this leaf cope
Remember
>1993

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No one likes you

It's ok. At least your spoiled bulldykes are better than ours. That's a victory I guess

>youre just coping with the fact my country is awful at hockey
kek

unironically always know Team USA's fate when it comes to international play but what really got me BOILING this year is people still thinking Jack Hughes wont get btfo by good defense in the NHL.

Hughes>>>>kakko

its sad that he got healthy scratched and then sat in the stands playing on his phone instead of watching the game. really shows this zoomershits lack of commitment.

Couple of literally who's were fighting at Shorks practice today. Can they implode further?

Burns and Karlsson

literally nothing wrong with emotions boiling over after the team get btfo. shows the players want to win and arent just going through the motions.

yeah why are they blaming themselves for losing instead of blaming the refs like vegass

weren't they crying to the media about refs after last game?

vegass was just exposing the league’s officiating for what it is

>The Nordiques are about to form a dynasty, Gary. We can't let that happen.

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yes, sharks are the first to cry about when refpuck doesn’t go their way
that’s what makes it so sweet

i dont even think kakko will be good, i seriously fucking hate all speedy faggot manlet le offensive powerhouse prospects and players besides skeletor because he was actually kind of based this year

idk prove it
oh? when did Gary annouce that their first round series would replayed?

by losing a game at even strength?

tvasports.ca/2019/05/21/du-rififi-a-lentrainement-des-sharks

gary is part of the conspiracy
yes

grim thought here, lads. just a fair warning:

imagine giving up 4 goals in 4 minutes

krappo isnt a manlet, you brainlet

just shaved my beard into a mustache looks pretty fucking gay lads

>page 3
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Pics

Lol yeah this is a pretty boring playoffs haha

>Move the Wild from 'indifferent' to 'like'
Solely based on teams, not it's fans or /hoc/ posters

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REFS SAVE US DEAR GOD PLEASE

have a feeling the refs will come through big tonight

>9 (nine) games at most left in the season
grim

Niggers? Democrat candidates have literally been using "we gon give y'all all da gibs you want" as a selling point to black people this election

>in reality it will only be 5

shorks are done

>this election
Since the 60s

>politicians pandering
wow im absolutely SHOCKED

>hundreds of thousands of whites die to free your ancestors from slavery
>still want their ancestors to pay you more

Retard sharks are getting eliminated today. Notice how they havent won a single game since they changed refs

Can we stop with the /hocpol/ and discuss ice hockey you backwater sunbelt fucks

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yah I may have fucked up

ayy the user who made custom playoff tree chart
u here? or anyone got that tree up to date?

>blaming themselves
Dumbass

Sharks getting this W via blowout
5-0
Couture hat trick, Donskoi x 2

>what is lip service
the jews did receive reparations not just promises

>fighting amongst each other instead of blaming an external factor
yeah blaming themselves you retard

>delusion
Have sharks won a game 5-0 ever?

Bruins scrimmage while the two losers fight over the scraps on the ground

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Im saying they arent blaming themselves they are fucking crybabies who blamed the blues for playing to injure and refs

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>game 4 loss
based retardo

Ribs will be ready in about 90 minutes lads

Lucky bastard all i have are cheese bugels

Make sure you put them on your finger tips and make claws

You think they need to get knocked out at home?

Canadian teams wouldn't be able to pay their Canadian players enough

They spanked the ducks last year

why is penn so shit at hockey? even worse than sunbelt states.

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?
you do understand that canadian teams not only have to pay their players but also support shitter sunbelt teams thanks to gary's socialism

it’s not socialism if it works

little over 3 hours for shorkie elimination

Yeah only a handful of guys from Pittsburgh have made the league. Trochek and Saad are the only active ones I think right now, not sure about what happens in Philadelphia

Nigs nigging

works?
these teams lose money hand over fist with no sign of recovery

>no /hoc/ in the subject line
what the fuck

works fine on my machine

yes but league revenue in total is higher than ever before

no thanks to the sunbelt

>being surprised at OP being a massive faggot
newfriend detected

is it october yet?

>being double reverse baited
boyfriend detected

Yes hello fren

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all thanks to the sunbelt actually
wish teams like ottawa and winnipeg would pull their collective weight
bunch of freeloaders

If the Blues somehow win the cup and undo 50+ years of pain and suffering, who will become the new target for memes and laughter?

boston

>shorks

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lads i'd rather watch an all-sunbelt hockey league than an all-canadian hockey league. Talkin bout franchises o' course

winnipeg generated profit last season ya brainlet

i guess you would have a fun 2 weeks or so before the league folds

Dilly dilly!

probably cooked the books hotter than a texas summer

>canadian teams bring in the money which enables sunbelt teams to win the cup
Absolutely >1993 and Sad!

Not new, but laffs

Hey ****, will you sit down and have a fika with us?

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Th-thanks you too

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yes, I'm already sitting here silly ****! So, will you? Please?

settle down and have another beer

Do you mind if I put the game on my phone, get piss drunk, and ignore you two?

Just need to wash my hands first

Yeah, then you might as well sit in the corner over there -->

Great! I'll save a seat here beside me!

how many times a day do you wash your hands? for me its at least twice every hour.

About the same

After having done something dirty, like going to the toilet, working in the garden och being somewhere public

Baseball just outweighs everything too fucking hard

Cannolis!

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If i pee in public thats it

Go away cowardly neutral nigger. Driving a car isn't a sport you discount German.

macaroons

nice

Lesbians?

Feel like giving a lesbian a deep dicking

worst category

Who's gonna help you with the deep part

500

Penis attachment

That's pretty based

Bear brothers tbf

user user WE NEED THE NEW THREAD HURRY
>remember he does it for free

posting in the last /Hockey/

...

People don't realize that if the Sharks win then we will have more hockey and if they go to scf then there will be another games 7 series

>the good man comes from saint louis

its a sign

Go blues fuck the refs (sharks)

they are all gay and jewish