/LigaMX/

>TVazteca sells Atlas to Grupo Orlegi(who?)

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Luego porque los matan.

>ynr Mayito's son has the same face of Paco

Around 2015 Chivas won against Pachuca with a penalty of Fierro which it wasn't penalty, he only got suspended instead of giving the three points back and because of this shit along with other robbery, Chivas got away of the relegation.
Moreover, UDG got refball'ed after that and that's why he was relegated.

Coke > Beer

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>Imagine Iker dying in Mexico City because of the pollution.

That would curse our liga forever

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This.

OH N O NOONONONNONO NO NONONONO

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FUTBOL DE ESTUFA:
>Chivas
Osvaldo Alanís, Henry Martín, Martín Zúñiga, Lalo Herrera, Miguel Sansores, Cristian Calderón, Pollo Brizeño, Victor Guzman, Erick Aguirre
>Pumas
Iker Casillas, Roberto Jiménez(gk) from Español de Barcelona, Leo Ramos, Mauricio Pinilla from U de Chile, Lucas Zelarayán
>Cruz Azul
Carlos Izquierdoz from Boca Juniors, Isaác Brizuela, Matías Fernández from Racing de Avellaneda, Djaniny Tavares, Renato Tapia from Willem II, Lucas Cavallini
>Toluca
Ricardo Centurión from Racing de Avellaneda, Caio Lucas Fernandes from Al-Ain
>Atlético de San Luis
Alonso Sosa from Real Salt Lake
>Atlas
Paolo Goltz from Boca Juniors, Henry Martín, Cautegay, Lucas Cavallini
>Xolos
Damián Musto from Rosario Central
>Morelia
Óscar Ruiz from Cerro Porteño, Raúl Ruidíaz from Seattle Sounders
>America
Emiliano Rigoni from Zenit

90min.com/es/posts/6372155-las-principales-novedades-y-rumores-del-mercado-de-fichajes-henry-martin-zuniga-musto-y-mas

Oh right, I remember.

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Iker would die just by thinking about playing 2,200 meters over sea level, at 12pm and 148 micrograms of smog per cubic meter of air.

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Do we know if TVazteca will keep the games?

Kek

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>Grupo Orlegi(who?)
Santos Laguna's owner, you nigger.
We multi-propiedad naw

>>First Final to be streamed by Youtube
Based Youtube saving me from the shitty chicanovision streams.

>Saca-copias Edition
>"Sacacopias" del Congreso de Jalisco gana $29,000
based

puentelibre.mx/noticia/29086-sacacopias_del_congreso_de_jal/2

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>Leon - America tied global score
>each team won 1-0 away
>somehow Leon passes

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That will be a huge hit on (((Mafia del Poder))), let's see how those niggas react.

>That will be a huge hit on (((Mafia del Poder))), let's see how those niggas react.
Not only that, I just found out Based Telemundo is gonna air the sub20 WC so I can see my boy Macias(CHAD) dab on yuro shitters.

It's not fair Yahoo bros!

>Yahoo bros!
>youtube
I"m good with anything as long as it's not that shitty telewilavision broadcast, those fuckers literally insert a fucking ad every 5 minutes and interrupt the game not even fucking yahoo did that shit.

>Telemundo
Great! I have them on my tv for free because of LA FRONTERA
youtube.com/watch?v=NI4Z9BeHQ8I

where are my /pancita/ bros?

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>Nacho already beat El Tuca at some Final
mexico.as.com/mexico/2019/05/21/futbol/1558394810_853033.html

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>>Grand Final: León vs Tigres, Leg 1 this Thursday
>>First Final to be streamed by Youtube
Source

>Great! I have them on my tv for free because of LA FRONTERA
Cool you can watch the games with me bro, also telemundo is airing copa america this summer as well.

León games has been aired by Claro Sports on Youtube this Liguilla
youtube.com/user/clarosports/videos?disable_polymer=1

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>León games has been aired by Claro Sports on Youtube this Liguilla
Yea but their streams aren't available in my region.

I told you there are always clone streams from random people than don't block your region

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>futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/liga-mx/dayro-moreno-podria-regresar-al-futbol-mexicano/2019/05

I would like to see this parcero again inn LigaMX

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Had a tough day lads, but I always know that/ligaMX/ is here for me with elite Mexican slags. God bless you.

fuck off

pick a team and watch our league pls

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kek

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lads
el agua esa que tiene extractos de zavila esta mas dulce que la chingada, wouldntrec/10

chupame el pito, maricon

git back to metroflog, pinche chilango de mierda

Chupame la verga, kangaroo fucker.

Depends on the beer

MORE FUTBOL DE ESTUFA
>Rayados
Rodolfo Pizarro to Parma, Genoa or Udinese, Carlos Rodríguez to Man.U
>Pachuca
Franco Jara, Isamel Sosa to U Catolica de Chile by Edson Puch
>Cruz Azul
Martín Cauteruccio to San Lorenzo
>LobosBUAP
Gabriel Ávalos from Patronato de Argentina, Kevin Quevedo from Alianza de Lima
>Tigres
Brayan Angulo from Puebla
>Necaxa
Brayan Angulo Tenorio from Club Sport Emelec
>Pumas
Abraham González from Lobos BUAP

>all that fuckinf make up
>the obvious corset under dress
>big heels to perk up ass
At best she do be cleaning toilets in America

Her body is real faggot, but I'd give you the last part kek

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y esos pedacitos que textura tienen?

qt
leaderboard position, I would like this to be with extra-times desu.

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>also telemundo is airing copa america this summer as well
Even better, really want to watch Colombia and Ecuador, because of AME players of course.

NON-NOCHES

I rated metroflog

needs more qts

for me it's Santos

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Flip it you bastard

But why

>metroflog

Havent thought about that shit in a while kek, its a good thing for people in their late 20s/early 30s that that shit is dead, imagine applying for a Job and someone running a search for you in the Internet finding your old emo pics

dr pepper > coke

I haven't had a dr pepper in my life is not popular in México, I'll give it a try, I guess

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>Veracruz no es de primera porque pagó por su permanencia

Why is Pietra always so dogmático?

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You are not loosing on anything special and you can get it at any 711 dont know if in oxxos, the one sold in the US is better the other way around with Coke, gringo Coke tastes like shit

you're broken from jerking it to traps, get the fuck back to Yea Forums

I don't pay for spotify, I heard it in the web page using an adblocker to block the annoying ads and in my phone with a hacked app

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>dogmático
I mean pragmático, he judge the facts and not the theory

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>dem toys

LUCHONA
U
C
H
O
N
A

Jesus CHRIST I just want a thicc mamasita gf who can cook brehs...

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Don't ever fall for the luchona meme brehs

Post the type of girl that would be.

based. Pansita is underrated as fuck as a fetish/favorite erogenous part.

esta por todos lados los anuncios. Mi sobrino ya esta bien brainwash con esa onda y no deja de pedir uno. Lo bueno que no hay aqui quien sabe por que. Ha de ser de un sobrino del peje samadre.

Kek i noticed too

>

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liga mx will be back to Libertadores in 2020

youtube.com/watch?v=9z1ZBCOFxmA

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Image bro can you make one like this but with poor piojo instead of Cristante

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pero eso esta arreglado por los sudacas. No dejaron llegar al cruz azul del ruso y el palencia a la final y a las chivas del bofo le hicieron refball.

Bump

I dont mean to be rude lads, but I NEED to FUCK a mexican thot in her HUGE ASS

>UNAM said that climate change is real and the global warming is increasing faster

pumASS and tolulca have to change their midday games then

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better hurry up, Hans, we're disappearing from this earth

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KEKE will do it after brunch

Don't forget to include their heights

So, is San Luis actually coming back to Liga MX, or are they going to get stuck in Ascenso thanks to Veracruz? Are we gonna have 19 teams next season?

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>tfw el mouse is buying la selección mexicana player by player

yes we're going to have 19 teams and every team will rest one week

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Pinche mierda. Odio este sistema culero. Cada vez nos parecemos más a los gringos. Primero con los pinches drafts y ahora sin descenso por 2 años. Estamos de la verga. Que chingue a su putísima madre la FMF por permitir esta barbarie. Me cagan, me emputan.

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OH NO ON NONONONO

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debanhi gomez

Relax my dude, we need to protect our teams, imagine Kelloggs buying Querétaro or something like that

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Based.

Traditional Debby.

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>Kelloggs buying Querétaro
KINO jersey

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For me, it's Familia Lagunera.

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>Buki
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Es un Neozelandes no un australiano, pendejazo.

People killed and forgot about God, God forgot about Morelia...

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Uhh...
the quads spoke the truth?

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>el mouse is buying la selección mexicana
se los dije culeros, cuando el raton quiere algo agarrense

el poorjio herrera

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another version

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>ynr la podóloga

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Anyone in here wanna be my friend, I,I don't have friends anymore :(

no

Yes, fren, hi

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here

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Daily reminder that the reason Americans get circumcised is because the dude that invented Kellogg's believed masturbation would kill you and that if you had no foreskin you wouldn't jack it

Unbased

Thx frens, I've had a shit week, unironically considered suicide at some point.

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Sizeable if proven.

Kek, I read than (((they))) don't let researches about bad impact of circumcision to be published.
what's wrong m8?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention

literally one of the most influential people in getting americans to cut their peepee skin off, don't let /pol/tards blame it on the jews when it's the anglos' fault

please post more debby

Got kicked out of uni for being a retard, gonna spend another 3 years at least on a different degree
>tfw Flor Garza was a single mommy
REEEE

lmao what a loser

Meh, I dropped college out twice, not my thing, literally the worse place I've been in, not a single day felt comfortable there, just work on yourself for a while if you can.

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Debby.

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fuck u bitch
i wish i could still be in school
this wagecucking shit sucks ass

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strawberry clorox when?

futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/liga-mx/veracruz-aun-podria-descender-si-no-paga-a-wanderers/2019/05

>244 mil 500 dólares
OH NO NONONONONO

/ligaMX/ made me fall in love with Nina

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>tfw no sugar mommy

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>¡Tiren los cohetes! Chivas busca a Damm y a él le agrada la idea
mexico.as.com/mexico/2019/05/21/futbol/1558475702_189476.html

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajajajajaja, los cohetes, pinches morbosos XD

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Those media retards never learn.

>a fucking escualo

urgay teams are dangerous

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I like dr. pepper cherry, shame there are not 1L size :(

>Henry to Rayados, Avilés to America

For what purpose? we already have Ibarguen and Ibarra, both better than Avilés

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>women
>winning

What's wrong with her hand?

Based. I like the fact that you kept his size proportional to Lavolpe kek

Bitches don't know about focusing or camera things

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>flor is a cosplayer
Fuck that neckbeard bait.

What's her insta again? Best tummy in /ligamx/

debanhigomez
youtube.com/watch?v=G_mwFEolJNs

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>can't even handle a cheeky kiss from Nahuel

imagine pipiZARRO struggling to survive in the showers at any european team

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I head a dream that a meme argie coach would start using damm as a striker, he would then become a revelation... Please hire an argie coach and buy damm chivas just so that i could say....told u so pinchis wetbacks!!!...

What a babe!

antis BTFO

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Imagine him surrounded by negritos.

Yeah, Debby an absolute mami.

>Bradley rumored for Monterrey

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>Falling in love with thots

TOPkek

just get ride of Aviles and buy Altidore

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never enough Debby's
never enough qt's

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and what do you want her to cook for your, exactly? mexican cousine as plenty dishes.

is this the age of nortiños?

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>"Yo les pido un proyecto de dos años, con presupuesto para comprar jugadores que me gusten, también tengo que hacer limpieza de jugadores que ya no van con el juego que tenemos"
90min.com/es/posts/6373016-las-exigencias-de-maradona-para-quedarse-en-dorados

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Another 2 years of massive meme choking magic

Looks like she eats and shits carne asada

Their moment is about to die, León gonna win this Clausura, then Piojo gonna win the next Apertura

For me, it's Debby de Germania

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>monserrat_go21
whatta cutie, her body looks cuddable AF

whats ur favorite saying ligma?

mines
>pa un canijo que madruga, un cabron que no duerme

Hmmm, really difficult to choose one, let me think about it...

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>"Mejor solo, que mal acompañado"

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Mas sabe el diablo por viejo que por diablo.

pongo el muerto y pago el entierro

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why is Saque de Neta so based?

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What's this about Casillas playing in Mexico? Did he get transferred or say he wants to play there? I couldn't find any news about it

This new Pumas DT, Michel wants to bring him over, Pumas is right negotiating with current gk Saldivar to get ride of him. Sebastian Jurado is also rumored for Pumas.

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better pic

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Mas rápido cae un hablador, que te cojo.

>Sebastian Jurado is also rumored for Pumas
Not gonna happen,pumASS can't afford him.

>"you went Conchita already to the sea"

Osea, Te fuiste Conchica al mar.

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>whats ur favorite saying ligma?
Más vale malo conocido que bueno por conocer

Volpi to Cruz Azul when?

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>Volpi to Cruz Azul when?
I told you we're getting juraDIOS m8.

would taste desu

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Ah gday cunts. these fuckin threads are making me want to come to mexico and meet some of your hot chicas. what city should i come to?

Cancun or Los Cabos for nice beaches and hot bitches

meanwhile on torres nilos official normiebook page

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>tfw no gf de Durango

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somebody webm this pls

youtu.be/rw0AixJVMYg

I didn't ask to ride on this timeline

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yeah easy cunt but what about some place inland where i get to meet the non-superficial mexican ladies

You can try festivals on cities like Morelia, Guanajuato or San Miguel de Allende, some comfy and traditional places.

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got you m8

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Does tochobro still lurking here?

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Just don't follow her in Facebook.
She's and insufferable basic bitch.

Did she enhanced her breast size (again)?

Can confirm, still playing the "wah! i'm alone... b-but i'm really happy!" card on ig

she has some liquids retention shit

qt mamacita de fuego~

Hey, any of you guys actually play /hoc/? How does one get into the sport if they weren't introduced to it young or in school?

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Go to your local rink and ask

Based

Me canso ganso

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VOLVEREMOS MÁS FUERTES

That's an expensive sport here in Mexico

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based

bump

I can't decide who are worst Christianfags or Catholicfags.

Christians by far. Catholics at least talk about cool saints stories.

los putos de deportologia ya dan chingo de hueeeeva

todo el standup mexicano es hueva y cáncer

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Ive never heard of anyone playing or watching hockey here, all Mexicans know about hockey comes from american media like the mighty ducks or that Simpsons episode, there is a single ice rink here in Guadalajara, its a 5 million people city and the second largest in the country, there sure has to be some minuscule group of people playing it all around the country, probablly expats/rich kids that knew it abroad but thats it

Me gusta Franco escamilla, freddie el regio, Alan Saldaña, creo que lo que es de hueva es todos ese stand up de Chilangos clase media alta de colonias hispters y putos

And thats Why they are leaving

> inb4 franco Escamilla un DEPORS

No creo, ese wey tiene la mesa reñoña y sus demás programas de YouTube, chingo de giras y la verga, a la mera que vaya de invitado alguna vez si

he doesnt know shit about sports but neither do the depors retards so maybe

todo el YouTube y standup mexicano es cáncer

Forma me, its Teo Gonzalez, el de la cola de caballo.

I don't advise that, kangaroo
mensjournal.com/adventure/a-bad-break-in-sinaloa-two-surfers-murdered-in-mexico-w205312/

we a need xolo girls edition

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DEPORTOLOGIA
youtube.com/watch?v=KPgJHpWkc0I

>they had a Loros jersey
WTF i love them again?

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>La ultima patada barcelona
kek

Thats what they have Ubaldo for

>Depors going against AMLO

OIH NO NON O N ONONOONO these nibbas are really ded

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theyre posting titties also

qt, sauce?

Thoughts?

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we have a better chance of taking over mlb than ever winning a wc

>Hey, any of you guys actually play /hoc/?
Probably not
>How does one get into the sport if they weren't introduced to it young or in school?
Same way from other sports, by watching it on tv, during the big events.

Sky down here has a game a day all season long, plus the playoffs, they also used to have the World Championships(not this year tho) if people are into it thats is how. Most people who are into hockey are either from the border and got to see it growing up or used to lived in the USA or Canada and liked it then.

t. hockey fan since 2001

Meh, I like more help for beisbol but I don't see why giving less money to medics, isn't this nigga having more shekels from mafia del poder disabled business?

>más gente activa físicamente = menos pacientes enfermedades cardiovasculares/diabetes

AMLO must be a genius

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>Renato Ibarra's brother, signs with Pachuca
twitter.com/Tuzos/status/1131005849986576384

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>ligma going full negritos
>la selección giving a shit about Joao Maleck

is FMF a racist?

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kek, yeah, Arturo Brizzio even v&'d a negrito ref last year

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>Jordan Silva confirmed to Xolos
twitter.com/Xolos/status/1131279688024772608

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>33,333 seats in xolos stadium
>333

>baseball
>actividad fisica

Son puro puto gordo trotando como viejito, por eso alcanzan a jugar como 20 veces a la semana no mames

You mean teleton? No idea, Seems like the old nigga Just felt like spending a fuck ton of money on baseball cause he is a fan

KEK

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Is there even places for people to play ice hockey here? I would guess at most México city, Monterrey and Guadalajara would even have enough people to make a single team each

>she has some liquids retention shit so she literally has milk bags?
Yummy :9

Es un deporte que implica estar de pie al menos dos horas

>trotar como viejitos

eso es solo en caso de batear de jonrón,

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LOL i was about to post this pic

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wtf are you me?

lads, me voy a preparar un cocktel de camaron y no les voy a dar

kek, yo creo que mañana me haré alitas :d

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Ojalá te intoxiques por puto

Solo una vez he visto beis, fue cuando me regalaron boletos para los charros, lo más interesante fue cuando a un negro pendejo se le resbaló el bat y casi madrea a gente en la tribuna kek

God, i wish that post was my dick.

I miss Honda lads.

Why are luchonas so appetizing lads?

lads!!!!
esto.com.mx/433367-noticias-futbol-mexico-cruz-azul-liga-mx-billy-alvarez-cooperativa-removido-2019-desvio-de-recursos/

Billy Alvarez OUT!!!!

We are instinctevly attracted to females better suited for reproduction, liking luchonas is juste evolution, eso y son bien putas así que palo seguro

but it was only a fantasy
elfinanciero.com.mx/empresas/billy-alvarez-titular-de-cooperativa-cruz-azul-esta-cabalmente-en-funciones-vocero

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reeeeeeee

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Debby

He's a bandwagoner
This is me coping.

Trips reaffirms the meme magic.

Narco Marquez out of atlASS

money laundering is not allowed now

youtube.com/watch?v=8yiA_dd7Mio

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>sophierro
kek nice contraction of her name, at least some bitches has some creativity yet

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Imagine Debby in a few years, when she turns into a complete 10/10 milf

flor

Anyone else wanna fuck her while the baby's watching?

Probably gonna happen anyways by the end of the month when bitch needs to pay the bills by the next day, or she won't have memebook to show the people he got another provider prey.

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Watch our league pls

>Lithuania
My Lithium bro, mi casa tu casa.

This guy is trash

I remember this dude in Toluca, Martinoli used to say "Jordan es mi pollo", then nigga went shit on La Maquina.

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>Jana's ig is down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What went so horribly wrong

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Every team in Liga MX rather keep hiring sudacas than play canteranos, so they never get any real experience

Is this really Meons year?

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>Oribe rumored for Santos

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I don't think so, but it's definitely NACHO's year.

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>frida.najera
tfw no gf de campo

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>Potro Gutierrez

so, what's NACHO and Piojo waiting to form new talents? they should take U-15 teams and shit

I TOLD MY FRIENDS I'M NOT COMING IN
CUZ THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I'LL SEE YOU LEAVING WITH HIM
I KEEP MY WITS BECAUSE I HATE TO SIN
BUT YOU'D BE CRYING IF YOU KNEW HOW I'D BEEN

NOW I'M IN THIS ALTERED STATE OF MIND
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO LEAVE IT BEHIND
GOT AWAY WITH WITH MURDER THIS TIME
AND CLEARLY YOU ARE DOING JUST FINE

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When is Cuck Azul finally gonna give Santiago Gimenez a shot

Can't be worse than fucking Caute

Also, dude is pretty handsome Tbh. No wonder Paco Jemez' daughter wanted him

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Those are the places where there are "schools" and teams for kids, and yes they have enough kids to play the games and they even won world championships, just google the info, it's crazy but is true.

KEK I think it was Pelaez daughter(like 10 years older than him btw)

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NEW B(L)OSER VIDEO ;^)
youtube.com/watch?v=8M51TwJ4_y0

WTF I didn't know La Jaiba Brava was owned by Santos too

Acción 2000
youtu.be/SsnS1as-PFQ

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BASED, and they keep spamming qt's in the show, I see them having 1000 more editions.

What's the point of brought it back if is already dead?

Yes, and that sucks because the Jaiba is a fucking failure since 25 years, it's even worse than Correcaminos, i would rather prefer to see him relegated again.

>getting $20-25K offers to marry brown 7/10s mexican and hondurans from coworkers and their families/friends
the money would help but i just want all the brown qts. if i could have a decent sized harem of brown mexican/centras, I'd be so happy.

>getting $20-25K offers
wtf, so they want american children citicenz and green card?

I got offered $10k from one of my cousins to marry her and give her papers.

She's qt but shes already like 30 years old and has 2 kids

the fuck, you too? how does this offers work? elaborate pls

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mexicans or centrocos come up to you, ask how old you are and if you're single, of course this is after months of knowing you and i guess checking off some ment check list they have, then explain that they have a niece, cousin, grand daughter or whatever. if it's a guy they usually say shit like "she's young, nice/slim, light skinned, knows how to cook." the light skin thing, i dont care for that, i usually ask to see a picture if they havent at this point whipped out their phone and already showed me a picture. it's always weird, for me, when a guy tries to sell me on the girl. "shes good looking" etc. when a woman does it they always imply some virginity thing. "she never had a boyfriend, she doesn't go out." lol like damn, i dont want a slave. the kids thing though is never mentioned unless the woman happens to see that in me. calling me "future son in law" in their Spanish slang.

Non of what that other dude said happened to me

My cousin(she's like my second or third cousin but I've know her since I was a little kid) just said that she wants to come to the US and wants to get papers so that her kids can get an education here or something. Her family is pretty well off and she offered me $10k if I would marry her

A la prima se le arrima bros

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>$10K
low balling the shit out of you. I dont even entertain offers below $20K! Up that shit up man.

Wtf just do it, fucking primas must be the forbidden fruit that we want to eat

kek, I wont take the bait if you ask me
>"she never had a boyfriend, she doesn't go out."
wtf I need one of those, I need to pass my genes the best way possible.

I did fuck one of my other primas but didn't find out we were related til afterwards

Yeah, the 2 kids made it an easy pass for me

I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER

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Kek why?

No idea man, she's probably cleaning all the p3docomments or something kek

Maybe some stalker went to the hotel they are staying?

>Atlas is free to negotiate their broascasting rights
mexico.as.com/mexico/2019/05/22/futbol/1558560959_195878.html

They are going with [[[the mouse]]]], I can feel it.

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Now than you mention "stalker", let me check Abril's ig, haven't take a look on her since days.

based autist

I still can't believe she blocked me lads :c

Yeah, we're cursed, Mat.i keeps getting her ig deleted since we stared the gordas editions.

"A-user I don't understand your music, why do you listen songs from videogames? they don't even have lyrics and are boring, I can't dance with this."

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MAÑANA GANA LA FIERA

MAÑANA GANA MEXICO

>This is boring, I can't dance with this.
A girl once told me that about nine inch nails

kek
based

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>paugomezojeda
Lovely qt, imagine sniffing one(or a few) BRAAAAAAAAAAAPs out of the source, to then inmediately kissing her.

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Botanas, remember the BOTANAS.

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Sauce

>Alineacion due Mexico Sub-20
>Carlos Higuera, Kevin Alvarez, Gilberto Sepulveda, Oswaldo Leon, Arturo Cardenas, Efrain Orona, Roberto Meraz, Diego Lainez, Misael Dominguez, Roberto de la Rosa, JJ Macias

>la(Doña)inez
>getting dabbed on by fucking u20 italian literal who's
KEK, so much for his career in yurop.

Well NIN is shit and you have shit taste

:(

Don't worry bro, considering how much money they paid for him they'll at least keep him another year before they start loaning him to random shit teams.

If he had gone to Ajax instead he could have played the 'future prospect' card for a few more years.

Watching him play he looks like he's regressed from when he was with ameriCACA. He's lost the ball pretty much every time he's touched it, and he got saved from being red carded even tho he's straight up tackled two niggas and he didn't even try to make it look like he was going for the ball. All in all dude's playing like hot shit, and he looks much worse than when he was in ligamx.

>make a change to try to tie
>at minute 85
Mexico's manager is shit desu

flor

He suck

Don't even know who is he.

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>thicc flor
fix'd it 4u my fren

for me, it's botanASS

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Post her.

>"we're not pequeños, we're grandes" edu vargas

Tigres is obsessed

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There are a few pics of Anny in Santos stadium, so there most be pics of Flor there too...

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Chiquitines gonna chiquitiar.

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oh yeah, I forgot this one.

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imagine posting a fatty thinking she is hot
disgusting

t. reverse nurse

Do you also invert your dicks inside over there?

i don't even know what you're trying to say

that's some Piojo-tier tactics

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C A P I T A N E S
youtube.com/watch?v=0UfeazzN1HQ

>Araujo rumored to America

yes pls

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ya her IG is getting pretty annoying but she sprinkles in the cleavage posts enough that I’m not too bothered yet

I like this dude designs

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la maquina needs something classy again

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OH NO NONONONONON

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never ever...

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Disgusting af tbqhwy m8 ;^(

Breh

Remider; Mexico = Socialism = Beisbol

You regios must show some compromise with the commander AML/our/

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I know

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I wish there was a picture from behind in that set.

I mean this

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I've only seen 1(one) pic of her butt, pic related.

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lonjita~

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Sultanes Jersey looks based af, might pick one up this weekend.

>Implying Mexico is Socialist
Are you retarded?

QUE DIFICIL SE ME HACE
MANTENERME EN ESTE VIAJE
SIN SABER A DONDE VOY
EN REALIDAD

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Not Mexico but AMLO(MALO), we Venezuela now.

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is ORObe Peralta to Santos confirmed? :c

it's 60% confirmed he said his wife wants to leave Mexico City as soon as possible and go back to Torreon

Can't blame her, nobody would want to live in that polluted shithole.

Well if both ORObe and Henry are leaving, they must bring at least 2 new strikers, because Menez is also leaving.

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>Menez is also leaving
Don't worry you can replace memez with gio dos antros, I'm sure gio will have no problem filling in for memez.

Another proof than el Norti is superior

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Nice. That's not bad at all actually.

Post the video y nadie saldrá herido!

I dont' have that one
youtube.com/watch?v=xwL95gcqtMQ

youtube.com/watch?v=KJsIHwIWeGk

You sure this one isn’t asian?

I like this girl too, sadly no sauce or any other pic of her.

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>michael bradley to monterrey

Lmao

>Miguel Herrera a seleccion nacional de chilel
Pinches weyes de espn ya no saben ni que inventarse para venderle humo a la gente.

>>michael bradley to monterrey
And here I thought they actually wanted to win a championship.

Filename is her ig, she's mexican, some mexican indians have features of asians, weird or not(?)

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KEK I remeber those rumors of Piojo to England NT after Brazil 2014

Well Piojo confirmed that Chile contacted him when he was coaching Xolols. That would be based and quite redpilled

Chilangos BTFO

I'd rather than REY VIDAL comes to America desu.

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>REY VIDAL comes to America
No fucking way mlels let's him go there, pretty sure some team like lafc/lag/atl will end up offering him a shitton of money and he'll go there.

Me cago en tu puta madre

What meme brand is that?
>ABA Sport will never make Chivas' uniforms

aahhhhhhh give me thick mexican gf you fucking assholes reeeeeee

just be yourself bro

Some fanart: ig/josue_puga

You just need to be güero enough and have a modest job, you'll have tons of thest thicc's at your feet.

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what's wrong?

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So is this game on YouTube or the next one?

Today's one by Televisa & TVazteca, Sunday game by Claro Sports on Youtube & FoxSports.

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Dude.. I’m spreading this.

I'm going to jump the fucking wall unironically the next year lads

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but why?

Thanks! Also, sauce on the right one?

Hoy gana la maquina

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Actually Leon is gonna win and get LA OCTAVA, just like chemos.

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based Rambo

No sauce, just this other pic.

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Would let them suck my meon if you know what I mean ;)

kek well played

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A L I N E A C I O N E S (for ants)

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>Azteca 7 still showing Almas Perdidas
holy shit I remember watching that shit back in 2008

Based Flor poster

kek not even El Chavo del 8 looks so bad at 4/3's

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>ynr Infarto

Here have a /pancita/ brasileira, my bros.

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Why do Tigres get all the white kids?

>Not CHADcón

Fucking fmf, I swear...

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>TIENES MIEDO!
si
>ESTAS EN INFARTO

Because they use Sweden colors, León use Mexico colors, so they get all the prieto-tier kids.

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LOL didn't remeber that

Where can I cop those pants no homo

TIGRES_vs_LEON
TIGRES_vs_LEON
TIGRES_vs_LEON

in.xrivonet.info/33m.html
futboltv.mx/azteca-7-en-vivo.php
futboltv.mx/tdn.php

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I think brazil has a korean population so maybe she got it all the way from that

when is amierdica going to play?

i don't see them anywhere... :(

i can smell the pee through the screen

There are some sources saying than Mayan and Olmeca culture had mongol/asian feautures, also Mayan and Japanese language have weird similarities...

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America is getting ready to drop some summer BOMBAS, just wait and see.

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ffffuck

>trusting a second division player

based

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Brazil has the biggest Jap population outside of Japan

I'm watching the game and i need to get back some money i lost betting. Give me a tip guys.

>betting on liga mx matches

You already lost

Ok let’s not go full /x/ here user..

They have gooks too, no?

Hehe

kill yourself, you worthless piece of aborted shit.

Not a good league to bet my friendo, literally any team can win any game, but if you want a tip, go for Tigres winning 1-0 or 2-0 for this Leg 1 I mean.

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>let’s not go full /x/
o-ok

rude

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>tfw he's coming home

Don't care if we give Furch up.

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Go fuck yourselves you pieces of shits

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its over for meon

>meon

>Meon
Tata about to castrate those little kittens

E X P O S I C I O N A D O

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>its over for meon
It's their fault desu, who the fuck told them to go full retard and let macias go to the worthless u20 wc.

>tigays
>up 1-0
Semen slurping mode activated.

>Getting scured of scoring
OH WOW lol

They want him to get interest from Europe so they could buy him from Chivas and then sell. It's a retarded plan because Chivas' asking price is too high to make a profit out of. No European team is going to pay more than 15M.

Not even mentioning that the current u20 is shit tier.

JUST FUCKING SHOOT YOU RETARDED INDIO LOOKING FUCK

Well both sambueza and macias are not playing this game and they were key players this season, also
>mena
and this

>mena
Thank god Cruz Azul got rid of this choker.

lel leon finna get dabbed on.

>mena has yet to score in liguilla

The meme is over

>lel leon finna get dabbed on
Na, tigays is already diving and wasting time at any chance they get, I bet this shit ends 1-0.

He got exposed by Piojo, it was just his fucking strikers that didn't do their job desu familia

LMAO bruh leon is choking hard m8.

>

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Yea I know, but tigays has yet to score more than 1 goal all liguilla, so unless yiñac goes godmode they'll probably stay 1-0.

Siempre se sabido que las (((vanguardias))) son una mierda de "arte"

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Tru, plus they still need to play second leg. Im just nervous 2bh.

>campbell
And to thonk this shitter is supposed to be Macias(CHAD) replacement, also LMAO at all the retards who kept rating that shitter mena over Based Macias.

I always wonder if those are any good

>get home
>tigres winning
puto Leon no vale verga, al menos hoy si queria golpear a mi mujer

Le das un putazo de mi parte wey

that almost own goal shiet

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>navarrito

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PINCHE MEÓN

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>Im just nervous 2bh
No need, we all kbow what tuCACA is like, once he goes into halftime with the lead he'll tell his players to park the bus and counter, hell he might even throw in damm(sonic) so he can counter with speed.

>in.xrivonet.info/33m.html
thanks you based user for saving me $35/month

>DAT cutie on the fan cam
:d
>de cuales chicharrones hablan?
fucking ZAGUE does it again

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Partele su madre wey, y mientras te la chingas le gritas que por que putas dejo hir a Macias a un pinche torneo mas chico que los putos tigays.

t. Jaime Duente

BASED

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Gay

Too lazy tonight to make spicy wings, so I'll cook them tomorrow, gonna get some orange juice and strawberries instead.

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>$35/month
>even watching this league for free
No offense bros

Do the azdecadeportes streams not work outside of Mexico?

Region locked m8

need a vpn i think

I don't think so, they block them on their website. but you can try one of these:

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just bump this shit out

>33444
nice full

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let it die during the game you fucking aspie

works for me, was just wondering about the CHIs

Bump ur mums pussy m8

>men in black international
KEK looks like shit desu, like that new terminator movie.

CAYENSEN YOU ANTIS

reminder: NO TE COMPARES

>ANTIS
Wrong piss-colored team lad.

>ANTIS
Ya te dije que onions antijotos como tu pendejo

tuca(shit) gonna park the bus so hard in meon

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>all these niggas slipping
And the old fuck called gayados field trash.

Gignac close to scoring second.

Bayase a jugar cebollitas a otro lado joto

Too many miados along the pitch

KEK i rather have they guy from sangre por sangre.... “me das esquina, te doy esquina”.

PUTO EL QUE LO LEA

Next edition is ready btw

CHIN GUEY TU MAMA LO LEYO

does angulo think nobody realizes he paints his hairline on

Gentlemen, I've come to say the Q phrase

Its time forma Damm

Vergas ded

Qigger

Que chingue a su perra bomba madre el America :^)

Try to not break it Mr bond?

Quesos?
Vendes quesos? Eres el pinche menonita de los Heroes del Norte?

Lol fucking negritos

goddam i love negritos

So how does rayados feel about tigres becoming a GRANDE before them

kwk

>frog

OH NONONONO

>the frog again

>tigays
>scoring more than 1 goal
I fucking told you guys.

If his decision making was better, tigres would be up 3 by now.

what the fuck is menas problem

Cheap ass viejito m8, Tigres need Rafa Puente Jr or Matosas.

Ese wey es un pecho frio

boselli 'avin a laff

>damm about to go in
Once again, I fucking told you guys.

Valio verga ser superlider

ME VALE MADRE TODOS ME LA PELAN

just a few more

final con el tuca final culera segura

Santos pudo evitar esta final de mierda, pero mantuvieron a CHAVA REYES

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>that qt with her fat friend
I'd fuck them both desu

jurgen may in fact be retarded

>Damm sin espinilleras

you going TOO fast my dude

319 iq

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>doubting on that before tonight

NEW NEW NEW

>Can't blame her, nobody would want to live in that polluted shithole.
I mean you're right but you are talking as it Torreón isn't mini polluted shithole

t. Lagunero

>betting for Liga MX marches?
Are you kidding, right?
I mean the magic of our meme league is that any team can win, for good and for worst, but betting on Liga MX matches is basically suicidal.