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Based paulie
>those hips
Burger King FC is the future of combat sport
Excellent performance...from both men
He put a beating on Werdum though
I like how this is the thread
Wide hips are good. Stronger core, lower center of gravity. Every style of fighting is highly reliant on your hips, you want wide strong hips. Even if it doesn't look aesthetic.
Leben vs Irish
Water we doin here
Michael Macdonald is an enigma, narrow everything, narrow frame, narrow hips, narrow wrists, small hands, lanklet, Hit like a Jeep Patriot
heeming u
getting flushed with the boys
FAJITAS
Nobody cares about your shitty sport.
Your biggest star was an overrated hypejob with a big mouth and favorable matchmaking who bought into his own hype and ended up getting exposed.
Ratings and attendance are dropping radically.
Nobody gives a fuck about watching random people fight for no reason. Watch a team sport.
shut your mouth fuckboi
1. Wrong
2. Right
3. Right but the UFC is still more profitable than it was pre-goob
4. Wrong
>nobody cares about your
It's better like this; less cazzies
All non-combat sports are a waste of time. Why would I watch a bunch of grown men getting paid ridiculous amounts of money to play a children's game?
This desu
Brother, I am about to blow your freaking mind
youtube.com
The man hit an air combo
He's playing marvel with this nigga
For me its combat wrestling
>two flushed cans in denial
I'm good, thanks
Why did MVP lunge in like that
All caps like anybody should be excited.
mvp dabbing on that loss column
UFC trying to capitalize off of Schaub’s hit special by rolling out these two USADA’d jokers he got robbed by. Pitiful!
Wake up, Valentina
Josh Barnett has really wide hips and still got tooled by Daniel Cormier.
Dung Rose
Dung Rose
Dung Rose
>Anthony Piss is +240 against a flushed Swede
LMAO
good. bitch ass wyboi
what is wrong with you dude
Big brown has some wide hips too
Was that Big Nog
Khabib is not champ
B&R
Yeah. That fight is a ridiculous classic if you haven't seen it
Did Khabib break his arm while it was wrapped around Conor's neck? No? Then Khabib is the champ.
alexander goofstersons is addicted to sucking snüs juice and lacks a tremendous amount of fitness because of it
>going to UFC 240
>a shitty main event and some awful WMMA fights are the only fights announced.
>Tcity v Zabit co-main is still just a rumour
Water we doin ere??
GaDOOOOOOSH
>literally says RAPE
What did he mean by this?
Daniel Cormier is 40% hip
What was it?
Based and redpilled, I unironically began snussing instead of smoking because of gus, and also cause its way healthier
Why is Malignaggi stooping to this disgraceful level?
What a disgrace.
CTE and being broke
Sucka
Got a hint of relevance with Conor so now he's milking it for everything it's worth
Which champ did Khabib take the belt from?
Conor is still the champ champ nothing you say will change my mind.
Change my mind
He's not
>it’s getting harder & harder.
Arrr well, who knows! Maybe my next fight is welterweight, maybe it’s light heavyweight.
Who gives a fuck let’s fight!
>light heavyweight
Who should introduce Darren to the new division?
The fuck is wrong with him? He really is permaflushed, isn't he?
Conor hasn't won a fight since 2016 and he got beat by a 40 year old man in a game of pillow tap.
Then a real MMA fighter rocked him in the stand up and finished him on the ground.
He meant middleweight but he has cte and is ugly
Aids till is unstoppable cap this
>flushed by a manlet
>flushed by a mediocre lightweight
>knocks up a hue
>abandons own child
>trashes hotel rooms
>is only 26
We aren't ready for the permaflushing to follow in his next brutal KO loss.
Makes me glad i trademarked and invented “toilet Till”
I think you'd be surprised
No, he meant LHW so he wouldn't have to risk going against anyone of note and skip right to a Jones fight.
if only wwe wrestlers could sell this well
Based news OP. He is not lazy, like those other OPs.
Congrats paying off your house, Rose!
this. /heem/ OPs used to be my #1 source of news.
Wonder if he feels bad about it as his coach
told you boys Sage getting the eye droop
face the pain rip me into pieces
based Cosmo & based One
Sage is such a hypejob uber faggot. He's gonna be gone and shilling supplements and a used car dealership for the rest of his life. Daner should be fucking embarassed for being such a faggot and signing this kid.
XD
This is an /olivi/ general
Where can I learn the art of Kyusho Jitsu, bros? No gyms in my area.
The young bucks would beat khabib don't @ me
>doesn't know Göteborg rape
Time to KYS youself buddy
Is there a more disgusting habit? I think not.
This guy has probably made a pretty good living doing this
american martial arts mcdojos were the original crossfit
Watching road house for the first time right now, holy shit I can't imagine how shit a remake with ronda would be...
Conor.
Is there anyway to start a gladiatorial event without getting BTFO by the law? Blunted weapons fer shure b huner percentage, but I don't want to see gay ass larping like that battle of nations faggotry where you kick people over to win. I'm talking light armor with maces cracking all bones n sheeit. I want blood. Sharpen the swords, why is it illegal for some guys to kill each other in the arena?
A classic british lad
best OP in a while desu. up there with the bjpenn.com ones
its literally /heem/ vs /box/ 2:electric boogaloo
Imagine how embarrassing it would be if Paulie gets heem'd by dumbass Artem?
Why the fuck does toilet till fight with his mouth open like a fucking retarded mouthbreathing retard?
B and R
Yeah cause it’s 2 of them misinformed user
Paulie will have to drop out of society; live off the grid as a hermit in the mountains for the rest of his days.
Those digits confirm Malignanny gets heemed by the first punch from Arty
Feed him to Yoel.
thanks, bee
Can anyone explain to me why Smith doesn#t beat Gus?
Are you stupid? Smiff dusts Gus, it's genetically impossible for any other outcome.
prime schaub would heem ngannou
Thought so.
Glad I bet the bedsit on Smith.
>brooooo haha its tough man
Wouldn’t mind seeing Schaub welcome Till to 205. Schaub could put it on PPV on his YouTube channel
youtu.be
Schaub says his specials release has gone way better than expected. I thought the h8rs were in shambles before now I don’t even know what will happen
What a slavfest lmao
if brendan were a boxing he would heem jontay wilbers
He seemed to be talking mostly about viewing numbers.
I rate you as having 10/10 cheetofingers
Junior Albini will be the one to end the jon jones meme don't @ me
>gets to the fight talk
>says One was way better than UFC
>also says that he didn't watch UFC, only highlights
>I doubt he watched One, either
Schaub continues his drift away from fighting and toward his real calling in life: failing at comedy.
How seee you already at fightall? I’m going st 1.5speed and we are still talmbout schaubs week. You aren’t skipping around in my boy are ya?
ONE was fucking based desu. Petro and Yod losing on the same night in a tournament basically created for them is legitimately historic. Holzkien losing is also crazy. Cosmo, Smokin Jo, and Arslanaliev all also had great fights. Very good card desu, probably better than the UFC's, at least in terms of impact.
Do you have a job? How are you able to watch ONE? Isn't it basically Thursday mornings or some shit?
Yeah it was a banging bangerino of a card, I'm finna boutta dump the webms
did it occur to you that maybe he didnt watch it live
YouTube replays lol. What a weird assumption to jump to
>not watching live
What's the point, I can't imagine watching a whole card as such
I think Ferguson likes Poirier as well.
I watched it live
Why are you being so negative man? It's lame af
Yeah, and you get wrestleflushed by Khabib
Get a job
I have one. The fuck is your problem you mook
What time is it running for you, Afternoon?
>af
Faggot, I'll watch a fight or two on youtube but watching a whole event pre-recorded is sillyness.
Yeah it was on from like 11am to 16:30 or something bong time.
To each his own. I wasn't spoiled so I enjoyed it. You sound like an out of touch boomer if "af" sets you off
That kinda sucks, so it's likely the same, most will be out at work while the event is airing? Do you not have a job? If not it's okay
With all respect.
Get a real job
Based Nas. I wonder how Dustin will react after getting 50-42'd. Will he retire knowing he'll never be champ? Or maybe a move to 170?
Based
Yeah, I watched it at work
Way ahead of you, clown. Work on yourself instead of being a bitter cunt online
I used to be able to heempost frequently at my last job, I can't imagine having the luxury of being able to watch fights. Based bingo bongo
That's Luke he works from home. (discord janitor)
Myboy Cannonier is going to fucking flush Fatselum
Yeah it's a peach of a beast really. I'm pretty lucky.
wrong
>wrong
nah nah naah
ur shitposting in the middle of the night in the asshole of the internet and ur fascinated by people being employed. it's clear ur a NEET lmao
t. Rhys
>go on' rhys
It just took me about a minute to find the /heem/ thread from the catalog. I couldn't spot the OP image.
So I;m making a kind suggestion that all /heem/ threads from now on use Schaub as the OP image for easy identification.
I'll start reporting all posters who disobey this rule to the BASED jannies as of tomorrow.
Thanks guys.
Schaub bless.
Rhys is valbong
can't argue with that i guess
oh an hunner persen
this is valbung. U can tell by his 40 year old boomer ass doing Schaubisms. cringe fellow kid head ass
Shut the fuck up Luke.
One is reviving the old K1 days
also
>superior ring girls
>top lvl Thais
>muay thai with 4 oz gloves
why are you watching the jew fc bums again?
What kind of faggy name is Rhys?
>Hurr durr boomer
You sound like a fucking idiot
Some fat foul mouthed bong that got doxxed
I watch all good fights regardless of organization you tribal cuck
Rhys was the bongs friend
lol sauce?
shut up you old fossil. how's the rogaine working out for ya?
tfw i could heem every here
I'd post the video but you're being faggot af rn 2bh tho
fuck up Rhys u dumb wagie retard
He's going to retire. He threatened to retire before he got his faux "title" shot against a fw.
I'll live boomer. Don't need your shitty discord drama to keep the rope from my neck unlike your miserable self
Have sex
Twink
>discord
This is before discord you bumbling retard
Sweet heem lore you fucking dork. Unironically book a hooker
Go write about it on your instagram bio you fucking loser
I want to see Dustin and Gaethje run it back.
lol alright keeper of heem history. Just don't embarrass yourself by calling anyone else a loser. It's a ridiculous lack of self- awareness.
Imagine thinking having an instagram is a bad thing lmao. When was the last time you saw the sun?
i want to meet this rhys fella.
>he has an instagram
Oh boy..
Why?
I have an Instagram.
He seems like a top bloke
>youtu.be
>a bunch of socially retarded virgins and misfits making fun of well- adjusted people on social media
This could be a Black Mirror episode
>imagine posting on social media thinking anyone gives a fuck
My 8,000 RTs prove otherwise sweety
gross
It's dude's first day on heem.com
>well-adjusted
I can see why that concept would be unfamiliar to you if you feel the need to tripfag on an anonymous board
twitter.com
What's wrong Valbong? We're here for you
what was Jesus thinking when he let Sage get flushed like that
maybe Cosmo was more of a good boy?
It's tough man.
What are you talking about?
Why is Sean O'Malley so obsessed with telling the world he smokes weed?
It's like saying YEAH BRO I DRINK COFFEE
So he can get on Rogan and it worked
Anyone here going further faster with John Danaher's fundamentals DVD yet?
Yeah Sean is a literal can who managed to "dude weed" his way to the JRE podcast and get a bunch of notoriety from it. He's also a Canor fanboy and even has a chest tattoo that's obviously a rip-off of Conor's.
>literal can
?
Remember will brooks?
Can't feel sorry for him he's such a fucking cunt. whenever someone calls him out on his delusion he acts like a child.
Unironically more excited for Lobov/Mali than UFC 239
I'd highly recommend long distance running
Who was in the wrong?
sage was supposed the next undefeated phenom getting movie roles. instead he got heemed by a can. my money's on secret coke habit.
>pretty boy Luke fighting again
How can you not be hyped as fuck for that?
same 2bh
239 is great, is just that bkfc 6 is greater
One ring girls look like plastic goblins
Everyone is a can until proven otherwise. He hasn't done anything to show much promise. He's just a tall Skelly man fighting at 135 because he can't fight people his own size. If he didn't constantly talk about smoking weed and do his Walmart Conor schtick he wouldn't even be noteworthy.
Rogan with some fresh Pepe commentary
youtu.be
Btw, if I reach out to Joe and young Jamie as a certified 4channel+meme expert (would include ss of my Schaub folder) could I make it on JRE?
Understandable
When is that show?
Wow, Joe’s got some balls. Getting Tommy Robinson on the show?
same 2bh
>t. Arianny
ufc girls look like literal b-class whores,I can find better girls just by going to the gym no kidding,I dont know what these ufc niggas thinking
Is there an event this saturday ?
Just trolls
thaulghts?
twitter.com
Darren Till involved in collusion
What kind of delusions?
bjpenn.com
What's the fucking point
who in the name of christ is each of your favorite female fighters
MEMES
Based boomers
Their Bruce Buffer is hot as shit. Man, Joanna gotta be like -2/10 over there in Eastern Europe.
youtu.be
Double dose of Schaub
This is mine
This guy is a fucking black hole of personality.
*wins*
Do you know what Schaub is doing whilst you guys sit at your computers banging away on your keyboard and spreading nothing but hate? He's out there sucking at comedy.
It has to be rape.
I unironically agree with almost al his GOT takes
Oh I don't watch children's television.
What are your honest thoughts on the special?
Your HONEST thoughts. NO LYING.
Don't @ this post unless you have constructive criticism or praise to offer.
Kind Regards
That’s our boy Brendan said too a few years ago but then he went balls deep it kUhleesu
Didn't watch it.
Haven't watched any of Schaub's comedy.
I do remember people unironically calling him good when he first started though.
Over halfway through the podcast and Schaubs bro has said 2 words
Based Walker jr
Cringe
Seriously, why did Schaub have his brother on the podcast then ignore him for an hour and a half lmao what an alpha power move
Top 3 fights are great.
Two high level gatekeepers in the main.
Two slightly lower level gatekeepers in the comain.
And prospect Rakic vs funguy Manuwa
Plus Duda Santana in the cocococococococococo-main looks like a M-M-M-MONSTER
Peast, Leo Santos is back.
Didn't know Stevie Ray got a new contract either
Evinger vs Lansberg is gonna be a banger fer shure.
#Arse
You guys realize Kevin Lee's last name rhymes with "pee", right? Just a tip in case you wanted to compose a crafty insult.
>be Muslim
>go to Sweden
>immediately go on welfare
>train MMA in your spare time
I picked up on this over a week ago but didn't publish my findings.
>send your daughters to MMA classes so they can heem the Swedish boys
>streamable.com
JEEZUS. What the fuck is wrong with this cunt? Such an ungrateful shit.
God bless the guys who put these clips of Schaub on streamable.
Beest of a peach of a special b
5 outta 5 stars
haven't bothered with it, ever thought much of him as a comedian.
I remember the street fighting clip when it came out and it was obvious how full of shit Schaub was then. His only “street fight” is when he gadooshed his college roommate through a glass door because he refused to swing on Schaub first
it was the least funny special. is he playing a character or is that really how he is as a person? is it a california thing? i fucking hate him
Haters, bro... fuck em.
Lukas, what's your favorite fight and your thoughts on the a-class?
> mfw /ourboy/ the BJJ highlander Paul Craig is fighting a massive black man that looks like this
Unironically worried
there is no ufc this weekend
I lived 9 years in LA. Not really. People who keeps meeting these assholes probably only hang around hollywood/westside.
Schaub is the quintesential flyover state dude trying hard to be metrosexual.
It's not the unfunny-ness that makes me hate this crap, but it's the clear lack of effort/work put into it. These just seems like a series of stories that he might tell on a podcast. There's no punchline to almost all of his material.
lmao derek they banned me for posting the link of the trump speech yesterday did you report me? lol
I am aware it's 30th of June
whoops yes sorry unironically didn't know it was you i thought you were german not american. what's your favorite fight of the year to date?
Thoughts on Jessica Rose Clark?
It's almost been a year since the toilet "beat" Wonderboy. The result gave him a title shot. Here's the real question: did the matchmakers even watch the fight?
Rose? More like Lose.
Why do people act like Till didn't deserve his title shot? He beat the #1 contender and the same guy that took Woodley to a draw. Who the fuck else do you want him to beat? And not to mention that it was a short notice thing and Colby was supposed to get the fight before he pulled out. They needed an opponent for Woodley and there weren't many other options.
>rose isn't paralyzed
pity
can you discord fags just fuck off
Lose? More like dominate the entire fight and then get knocked out by an illegal slam.
>why yes, I am a rose namajunas fan *brap*
>seething that your hue dyke got exposed hard
Lose my number bro
shut up Pat Barry
You know what they.
made it about 25 mins in
It was bad he should just stick to the pawldcast
He beat Cowboy. He didn't beat Wonderboy but was awarded a win from the judges. That's it chef
You’ve got your Carlin’s, your burrs, your schaubs all of the greats went through the comedy store
you can't get cancer from snus. it's not like copenhagen you fucken fat burg
Here you go bro
youtu.be
>this is your brain on maple syrup
Why is this creepy pseudo intellectual hiding in the bushes?
>this is your brain on wintergreen grizz
swedishmatch.com
That is actually true.
>she dominated the entire fight!!!!
>fight ended in the 2nd round
even if the risk of cancer is actually less because of no tobacco specific nitrosamines the deteriorating effects of nicotine and other alkaloids in tobacco on muscle mass and connective tissue are still blatantly obvious
already watched it b
it's fucking disgusting and a waste of money you queer, justify however you like
is your reading comprehension literally zero?
nicotine raises testosterone, hgh, and lowers estrogen
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
i quoted the wrong post, so at the least i'm a blind nigger who doesnt proofread
just spend your money on onions milk like this guy
in many ways smoking is healthier than not smoking
>blocks aromatase
almost every plant you could ever consume does the exact same thing from marijuana to broccoli and the effect on testosterone from blocked aromatase is negligible at best
yeah you should just stick to weed liquor onions and opiates goy
unironically
wow good argument
>have job interview in 45min
>was so nervous last night only had 4hrs of sleep
>wake up feeling weak and nauseous
>decide to smoke a bowl to calm my nerves
>suddenly feel good and no longer want to throw up
a good feel anons, anyone else go through this before? Wish me luck
i smoke weed every day and this still sounds mildly retarded to me
good luck blud had one a few months ago
Don't be nervous. Just tell the truth because you have nothing to hide. Answer honestly and they'll like you
Sources: dos Santos-Ngannou moved to June 29 es.pn
And so the card begins to crumble
Hopefully you don't get the munchies on the way there!
Some autist just came into my work reeking of weed wearing a pride t shirt and told me to heem myself when i kicked him out, you guys know anything about this?
Who invented Toilet Till?
I invented Who invented Toilet Till
Had to miss an important Dr's appointment for a job interview a few weeks ago. Just found out I didn't get the job. On the verge of self heem
iktf
Toilet "Toilet Till" Till
BREAKING: Junior dos Santos vs. Francis Ngannou will headline UFC Fight Night on June 29 in Minneapolis, per sources. The bout was originally scheduled for UFC 239 the following week in Las Vegas. Original headliner Robbie Lawler will wait for a new fight.
The state of espn
Francis Ngannou vs Junior Dos Santos will be moved to UFC Fight Night
>streamable.com
>Callen getting in fights
When, as his father was leaving the Council of Foreign Relations?
hey did you guys knows JDS vs ngannou got moved?
What did Tony yell at RDA after the eyepoke?
This guy did
>job interview last week
>have panic attack during it
>obviously didn't get the job
>go to my doctor today
>won't give me any drugs for anxiety
>blood pressure is 175/90
going to heem somebody soon
Have you considered being a man about it?
briefly
For me? It's Ladd
I get really bad panic attacks too but I don't see the doctor about it because I believe the medication will fry my brain and therapy is for faggots and women
Damn i know the feel, except they called me back 2 months after and im working there for a year now
still sometimes but rarely get these anxiety attavks
fluke job. fuck this favela monkey
I imagine that when those two hammerfists landed, it sounded like honking a clown horn
Both great and based
Never cheared for ben but he was funny af
Poor little beanboi
Thawlts?
Paulie my friend
Paulie always been my friend
SUCKAZ SUCKAZ
>le iron chin
Perma-deleted
>Ratings and attendance are dropping radically.
Good. /heem/ back to being comfy again.
I used to get panic attacks where I felt I couldn't breath and would throw up a lot. Training mma helped me a lot but I still find it quite difficult to go to the gym because everyone is just so much tougher than me.
conor was always good
Gastelum got trashed but Israel's stock took a big hit
Canor was never good
>Israel's stock took a big hit
By putting on an entertaining fight?
prime alex jones could heem mcgregor
bsd
people were calling him invincible and a fat short messycan gave him balloon face
actually most "experts" were saying Gastelum was going to win.
Not really. It's not like anyone was calling him a world beater for decisioning Canderson. In the Gastelum fight he showed elite ground game, toughness, cardio, etc
Lmao at all the limp-wristed /pol/babbies that unironically think this is an impressive physique
Schaub might be better
post your physique
She won one round lol
Post your updated 2019 boys list, top 5
1. Geathje
2. Dad Cowboy
3. Heinisch
4. Volkanovski
5. Johnny Walker
He didn't show "elite" ground game lmao
You sound like a staunch bandwagoner. I bet at some point Mike Perry, Darren Till, were your favourite fighters.
1. Tony Sperguson
2. Yoel(Joel) Romero
3. Max Blessed
4. Derrick Lewis
5. Frank Ngannou
1. Stipe post Reem
2. Stipe post Werdum
3. Stipe post JDS
4. Stipe post Ngannou
...
99999999... Sleepé post DC
we always have the good memories fren
1. Masvidal
2. Gaychin
3. No Chin
3. Roubie
4. Ferguson
5, Dooho Choi
What if he gets heem'd again?
1. Brendan Schaub
2. The Hybrid
3. Big Brown
4. Fighter
5. Host of Below the Belt
schaub
tony
werdum
le snek
bj penn
he obviously took a dive due to pressure from the Croatian mafia, honorable thing to do given the situation
It'll be another depressing night at a bar in Cleveland. Got extremely sauced after 226
200 tendies on Ortega
Make me
Based Colby heems Nigeru soon
>Canby
>Heeming anyone
Rofl
Lel
Rose? More like Fell.
Fuck the system.
lel
Kek
Good memeing
*ahem*
FUCK KAMARU FAKENEWSMAN
FUCK YOU NERDS ON /HEEM/
I'LL SPINNING BACKFIST THE FUCK OUT OF YOU PUSSY
>"Lobov and the mixed martial arts community have really disrespected my sport in a lot of ways; boxing, saying that we fight with pads on and it’s not a real fighting sport and what not, but we have all the deaths"
/box/ in complete shambles
*wins the rematch*
b*xing confirmed weak
Pillow tappers on suicide watch
hes trying to prove something fighting a can that got kicked outta ufc
Lol
This faggot mulignani is perma seething
someone needs to put him outta his misery
So all these pansy NEETs crying about their anxiety are 100% the same Cheeto fingered dorks h8ing on Schaubs success.
>Lemme fight a mega-can with a .500 record to prove that boxing is superior
Real people with real problems, not being wheelchair bound
wanna talk it out kid
/mygirl/ Nanaka Kawamura appears to be ttaking part in some kind of Japanese idol competition. I hope this doesn't distract her from her MMA. What an angel though. Multitalented.
Everyone says Conor is nice for being nice to that Downs Syndrome kid. But have you ever met a Downs Syndrome kid? They're as happy as Larry. It's not as if you have to go through any extraordindary effort to make them happy. FUCK DOWNS SYNDROME KIDS.
Gooby is a good lad. When he isn't raping people and stealing phones.
Forgot to say:
God Bless Japan
*gets seizures in your path*
*wins*
robbie tapped
He didn't but he was completely out, like completely dead.
khabib lives in your dome piece rent free. favorite post malone song?
Bet the spoon collection on Masvidal.
You stopped boying Jacare once he started losing. How embarrassing
Like many Irish, Conor is a great guy when he's sober and turns into a literal demon on booze/coke.
Is there any actual successful Chad's in the sport? Seems like you gotta come from a shitty background and not being handsome in order to make it on MMA
The latest reviews aren't looking any better for our guy
based
So i saw that Fitness model guy Erko Jun won again, did he fight some old man again or some legit fighter?
This, I watch UFC cuz it's more time convenient but its time to accept that China is the future, not only in MMA promotions but in technology, women, and culture
yikes
i relate to this. I used to have really bad panic attacks when I would lift weights at the gym. It got so bad I stopped exercising for a few months and I got really depressed. Wanted to start working out again so I started bjj & muay thai at a local mma gym. Didn't have any panic attacks anymore and now I only get them when I eat at restaurants
ugly niggas gotta prove they're tough to get hoes
sucks Rothwell was robbed in his last fight
I can guarantee more than half of those people didn’t watch and a quarter of them were going to write a negative review no matter what
>close fight
>is dae le robbery xD
Shut up, bitch
*ducks Khabib*
*ducks Khabib again*
*ducks Gaethje*
*ducks Dustin*
*ducks Max*
*ducks Nate*
*ducks the entire WW division*
*chooses to only fight bums and geriatric shitters*
"ouchie muh leg"
"ouchie muh mental health"
Chads don't do MMA. It's mostly weirdos, ex convicts, and martial arts nerds.
Chads have better things to do. Chads don't get into martial arts very often because nobody wants to fight them, and they are so physical they could beat most people without training anyway.
>*ducks Dustin*
>*ducks Max*
>*ducks Nate*
>*ducks the entire WW division*
>*chooses to only fight bums and geriatric shitters
you talking about Al?
And there it is. 239 main card was too great to stay intact
Who's the last fighter to come out to a Post Malone song?
Kek the bosnian dude is being pushed by my boy roberto soldic
he made him fight and got him into training
Havent watched the fight but i doubt hes any good
Ay mamacita
Qe bueno culooooo, me gusta
Nobody cared who he was until he put the mask on
Cutboy getting flushed by no chip Tony
>panic attacks
>drugs for anxiety
holy shit, you're a faggot
El Duckuy
Sage?
>started losing
Huh?
Laura Dern
He’s talking about the fat mudslime that had seizures while eating his coffee cakes and refuses to fight until his terrorist ass pirate buttbuddies get blessed by the imam
What a sick obsessive porn addicted depraved individual this "man" is:
archive.4plebs.org
>blood pressure is 175/90
and he didn't put you on blood pressure medication
kek, i'm just amazed how he's 3-0. Since i think he's not been fighting guys like the guy Jack swagger fought in bellator last time
Thats airplane(derek) not me lol
With that kind of talent, she could have a bj penn tier record and not get cut
Blagoy got walked down and ate the harder shots
the judges were clearly drunk because the only round that Blagoy actually won was the first and one of them only gave Ben that round
bit rude
not yet
why does khabib make people seethe so much? It's like watching reddit seeth about brock lesnar winning MITB
4/10
gross, this goblina will be 200+ lbs within 5 years
he should put you on propranolol it would bring down your dangerously high blood pressure and maybe help with the performance anxiety
>got walked down
Irrelevant
>ate the harder shots
And Rothwell ate cleaner hars shots more consistently. Never fails to amaze me seeing retards crying robbery over a close fight then having zero energy for any actual fuckups like Heinisch ripping the cage multiple times against Shoeface
>having more than one boy
*cringe*
>Bobby Knuckles
>Sperguson
>Blessed
>Gaycheese
>JDS
*heems you*
It's just one loser
its better to have no boys than to boy this faggot
>Khabib is a cutbabby, b-but not muh le based epin autism man who dropped down 15lbs in weight because 170 was too scary
i dunno man, i just want my boy to win
Connor is definitely one of us
*weighs in 10 pounds overweight*
How would he do in the ufc?
He opened his podcast talking about serial killers. I think we broke him bros.
Are you that mentally ill redditor that tony blocked on Twitter? Explains why you’re such a butthurt little bitch
You're saying that hundreds of people went out of their way to go to review Brennan's special just because they want to hate on Schaub? Isn't it more likely that Brennan produced a lackluster product and subsequently disappointed hundreds of people?
>Makes weight everytime
>Cutbabby
Ok bud
>Khabisexuals are mandrama nerds
OOFAH
When I saw Tony do that it made me like him even more. He taught that redditoid fag a valuable lesson that day, but instead the fag just cried about it.
I’d give my left nut to just ravage her right there and then.
They probably all started watching at 229
...
Based
1. Tony Sperg
2. Hue Cowboy
3. Bigg Ladd
4. Khalil Rountree
5. Steve Miocic
>>got walked down
>Irrelevant
pressure and control my man
>And Rothwell ate cleaner hars shots more consistently.
in the first
also do you honestly not have a problem with a judge giving the 1st to Ben then?
Rome wasn’t built in a day.
Your boy tapped to a squeeze lol
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i'm not a fan of khabib tho, but he's mentioned here all the time, and he hasn't fought since the connor match
Whats going on here
And it wasn't sacked before it was built, my guy
>pressure and control
Utterly irrelevant. How do you even define that with a counterstriker pulling people in?
>in the first
Maybe the second and third too, that’s why it was close you twerp
>Not liking Khabob makes you a Canor fan
Oof they really did start watching at 229
When was this?
cuando estoy hablando tu debes callate
Bruh look at this dood oh no no no
Based Jon Bones Chad
He's making you seethe so hard why dont other moslem fighers bother you so much?
i miss notepad's OPs. did he stop watching mma?
He grew up
You forgot to include the part where Tony makes Vannata tap
Lando is a b-b-beast
He’s the German obsessed with Khabib. He just dropped the whole notesperg gimmick
So you did start watching at 229?
HAHAHAHA that FACEPLANT. FUCK SAGE
Between this and rose getting raped by a dyke it's nice to see these overhyped mentally weak cans crushed
this
THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
Why are you so angry?
I miss him too
>H-He beat Lando!!!!
Oh peach of a win for sure b. Don't get lit up by Michael Johnson my guy. Let me guess
>I-It was a long time ago, h-he's better now, I s-swear!!!!!!!
Sage actually wins the rematch though.
Canboy is getting d'arced
Cosmo Alexandre
Jordan Burroughs
He has 11 wins a row more than anyone else in LW currently and as many as Khabob has ever won in the ufc lol plus he was injured in that fight, but keep living in the past bud.
Can't wait for /heem/ to cry when Cowboy snaps that can crusher's knee in half inside of one round
I'm not? I'm giving you free (you)s and bumping this thread
So after Tony wins you'll admit Cowboy is a can?
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I doubt he left. I used to make OPs too. It’s easy to keep up with when you are doing it all the time because you just keep the OP saved on your notepad and edit the days/links so I was only really changing a couple lines of text every day or so and it isn’t much work at all. If you drop off for a while then you have to make a whole new thing and it is a hassle and it never really seems like it’s worth the effort to commit to being The OP™ again when you know it takes such consistency. I’m sure he still posts just not nearly as frequently.
>pro boxer
>flushed mma (((striker)))
Not a chance.
We already saw this when connor got raped by mayweather.
Cowboy is weak to the body. Hes been tko'd to the body multiple times. If he talks about enjoying the ranch life and drinking Budweiser before the fight, hes basically giving a pre made excuse to why he lost. Never be a cowgirl fan. He loses all his big fights and remains in a purgatory of rankings
1. Tooony "EL CUCUUUY" Fergusaaaan
2. Ruthless Robbie Lawler
3. Gegard Mousasi
4. Vitor Belfort
5. Chael P. Sonnen
Based
All those people ducked him except Max
Who actually thinks Tony ducked Khabib and not the other way around?
Still my girl.
Dad Kelly
The Damage
Twood
Stipe
Askren
anyone know where i can watch the metamoris fights that arent on youtube?