San Jose v St Louis
>tomorrow
/hoc/
Fuck the san j0-5e shorks
Whenever I see a dude wearing a cap in public, I always flip it off his balding head. I already know they're too beta to do anything about it, because these people feel completely naked and insecure when they're not hiding under their hat, so they immediately rush to pick it up and put it back on as I walk away laughing.
go sharks
go knights
fuck the bloos
You have literally never done this.
Exited for game 6 of Boston vs the jerks.
make me laugh, /hoc/...
>I'm feeling down...
You sound like a /lifelong/.
FUCK NON-WHITES
FUCK COMMIEFORNIA
FUCK >SHORKS
Is tomorrow Jumbo's final game?
Yes good riddance
we get to watch the >shorks shork tomorrow
that won't become funny until (and unless) St Louis beat the (b)Ruins
see back in about two weeks
>someone schedule a meeting
>this is the fan base /hoc/ is rooting for
The Blues are the only non-gay team left and SHALL win the Lee
Good bunch of lads shame about their shit colored skin
based
Blog Post:
I made the image on the right and posted it to Yea Forums about three months ago, it's wormed its way to normie land
honestly pretty proud, thanks for reading
What gave it away m9?
Got a huge bag of gummy bears lads
stop posting pictures of yourself user
Left a greasy Ontarian in the gas station bathroom desu
ok nice. I trimmed my mostly blonde facial hair in to a goatee like stance.
I’ll share them with you but I shant be giving away any green ones because they’re just for me
Why no pics of your chubby face?
>offseason is coming
Gimme at least one dude
Yeah sure I will post my face in couple of minutes. Just wait.
Would rather die than go through an offseason after a Boston win
Grilling pork chops on the grill
I suppose you can have one but don’t tell anyone I gave you a green one because everyone else will ask
I promise mr
You have anything to drink m8?
>cheeky before bed wank
>nut
>close 20 tabs of pawg vids
I think I might be a negro
G'night, Finlan UwU
Yeah bear beer up in this shit
Pic related
Friendship with Finland EXTENDED
clean your grill
Grillin
NIGGA GIBS ME A GUMMY BEAR
Clean the grill
No, whites only
clean grill
Reminder that Thomas Edison was born in Ohio
foil wrapped dildo is my favorite grill food too
for the fifth time, clean your fucking rill
Takes like 2 minutes to clean your grill
I bet your dad cleans his grill
i'll clean your grill, kid
by grill do you mean cock and by clean do you mean suck?
yes
please be a cute girl (male) in ohio
Lads.....I-I don't want tomorrow to come.
You made your bed now lie in it.
>tedditor is a faggot
wow never woulda guessed
no you
Ted and Sam should be roommates
I'd watch that sitcom
It’s Always Alcoholism in Manitoba
Some of you fans are alright.
Don't tune in tomorrow
Ted can't hangout with me because he's gay srs ded srs and I'm only *ironically*
I'm feeling down too TBG-brorito
youtube.com
look at that. I thought "I didn't know americans make tv series for local markets" but it's apparently a canadian show.
hey look at it this way, at least they don't have to get bounced in front of their own fans
Ted can't hang out with sam because sam is my boyfriend and I told him he's not allowed to have other male friends.
Despite what (((they))) tell you hockey is NOT for faggots and trannies
i thought you were trying to get tinder user's number
Marner for Brad Marchand and 1 prospi.
Lads I’m worried we haven’t had any Gagan pizza posted in weeks
Get fucked faggot
>tinder
Hard shant
For anybody curious, I'm the top
Gays OUT
Have (gay) sex
it's funny what the pulling of the refs boosting can do to your self-esteem eh?
ted sam kippers grease all share a two bedroom appt
>niggas really acting like they weren't the right calls
sumit made my pizza yesterday, i'm still alive
No more shork fans ITT then
What time is the game tonight?
sharts fans going through the 5 stages of grief now that the officials game is up.
The lack of ability and total chimpout tendencies are becoming all too clear
>white people here work at panago's and dominos
>pizza hut has all the indians
gotta step up your false flagging, its subtle but a little too obvious
100% unironic and not a sharts fan
don't @ me I don't care if you believe me or not
You're just a retard then
>has no argument besides muh refpuck
>calls others retarded
/ourgary/
HOWLING at randy and >laffs boyos
Imagine posting on /hoc/ when there is absolutely NO hockey on
How was the Sumit offering?
>even hits to the body can cause concussions
>less impactul hits can also add up and cause cte
sports will be played by robots in 50 years
not bad, helped me a lot with my massive hangover
>not posting during the offseason
just go to r/hockey now if you're gonna be such a casual
>even hits to the body can cause concussions
no shit, it's called whiplash
Robot >laffs still won’t win
based dear bro
yeah but they're finding out that even small hits can cause mini concussions, so just a regular hit along the board can eventually fry your brain. it's all kinds of fucked
was it a concussion?
What is there to do besides get banned for off topic posting during the offseason?
i don't know, probably just autism post
based sam and his disciples
Found Sam’s wigwam lads
Lads I fucking hate baseball
Yah well I think you're a rude jerk
How is he allowed to live by himself if he can't grasp reality
>What is there to do besides get banned for off topic posting during the offseason?
create new memes or get hunted by the mods and jannies
Yea Forums is just a poor mans /bant/ now
so get banned for off topic posting?
>tfw got a two week ban last off season
No shit if he did he'd get a reactionary punch to the chest/stomach
Imagine being so low test you clean your grill
For me, its rick jeannerett
i wonder if my favorite porn actress likes to watch hockey
too bad is wasn't perma :)
>jeanneretty
i am eternal
Jeez mods stop being such bitches this week.
For me it’s raping a chicken
KILL a finn on your way to work today
HUG every Finn you see today
Ignore every fin today
Post a cock today
Finns are FRIENDS
I LOVE big Swedes. Who are the biggest Swedish defensemen?
LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE grease
HATE india
If I saw a finn in real life I would probably vomit
I like Mulan, but /pol/ told me Disney is just Jewish propaganda. What should I do?
Fucking hell I forget Burns is a 6'5 beast sometimes. Why doesn't he hit more?
burns being some beastly physical defenseman is a meme
3rd poo today lads
Wasn't Disney formed by a Kraut with Nazi leanings or sympathies? I wouldn't pay attention to what /pol/ says anyway.
Always do what /pol/ says
Because he’s literally plebbit: the player
He's Zadarov and Ristolainen size. He could be a physical beast if he wanted too. Same with Tyler Myers.
You lads watching Raw?
>/pol/ is always right!!!
2016 caused irreparable damage to this website.
fuck no
>Always do what /pol/ says
Bad advice. /pol/ in recent years have started like the very people they hate without even realizing it.
Is it shorkning yet?!
>in recent years
/pol/ has always been a shit hole full of racist pedophiles hiding behind a mask of “irony.”
>Wraslin'
Nah, it's all fake
>le terrified of /pol/ homo. Fuck off youre the worst poster here.
But Brock has money in the bank
I like /pol/‘s no blacks no jews policy
Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who unironically vote against their own economic interests
>nobody mentions /pol/
>le ebin soijack poster shows up on his phone
HMMMMM
For me it’s teens like big cocks
So fucking based
>i hate /pol/ also i'm definitely not a shitskin faggot!
we can't let him get the nuclear codes
for me, its despising both wojak and frog posting
So yea hockey
Trumpcucks are melting down on twitter and reddit because that someone spilled a milkshake on him
>m-muh left is s-so violent!
>by the way i want to kill all jews and minorities but im totally not violent guys
Wrestling’s got crooked refs just like the NHL
For me it’s making a new thread because this one sucks
Get a life
cant wait to see bombston lose
C'mon Raiders
No ones talking about trump but you, as always, you massive faggot
>Poo albert
>being carried by a laffs goalie prospect
LAMO!
Remember kids racism can save your life. If only those girls that went to Morocco were racist. They would still have heads. Also hockey is for 5/5s only
flyers suck lol
Off season sucks
Shant
>349 posts early
fuck off sperg
It will be october before you know, and like that another year of your life will have passed.
*wins two memorial cups*
so are you americans excited to go to war again?
He hasn't done that much. No big saves to help them yet. Gregor and Fonstad have been the players giving them a chance this game.
when did we stop being at war?
I’m too old to get drafted so I hope there’s a zoomer genocide
t. Shorks fan
I have diarrhea and I have work in 10 minutes IM OVER 20 MINUTES FROM THE WORK PLACE
WHUT DU
It wasn’t even trump that got hit by a milkshake it was Nigel Farage. That kid has serious trump derangement syndrome I hope it’s fatal
Go to your work, "pass out" and shit yourself. Your boss wouldn't want to smell you so he'll send you home
Better pinch off little wagie
Put a plug in your ass and get going.
He doesn't take long poop breaks to literally shit post on /hoc/ as soon as he gets to work.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING HOCKEY GARY
just make up some random excuse like "my car broke down"
tomorrow sweaty
in one day
FUCK YOU I WANT IT NOW
Watch the memorial cup burger. These are the future chads that cuck American "fans".
memorial cup is 100% white and based, plus you get to see possible studs playing in it, like binnington years ago
Don't like your condescending attitude leaf
Or just tell them the truth & not be a little weasel
rippin on the shorks lol
it's at the enterprise center
BIG DOG TIME
IT'S MY HOCKEY AND I NEED IT NOW
a full strength Chicago Blackhawks would have won the cup
>reddithawks
Stop being retarded and posting retarded things
my nucks would bootyblast all three of this shit teams left
*two of these three teams left
they can bootyblast the bruins and sharks tbqh
I like Finland (more than a friend)
>bruins
yes
>sharks
no
>canucks
>bootyblasting the bruins
hearty kek. bloos would probably dab on them too
How would a full strength Finland fare in the NHL?
Canucks can't beat the Sharks ever since the 2011 wcf.
reminder that hockey IS for everyone and thats not just some marketing line (((they))) made up
Swept in 4 by everyone including the sens
Despite what (((they))) tell you hockey is NOT for gays, trannies, non-whites or sunbelt retards
>friendly reminder that tampa bay had a 3-0 lead in game 1
They would go as far as their goaltending would allow them to
Nobody could beat them except their goaltending.
>edmonton
Tuukka will redeem Finnish tendies
I believe
would be funny if he didn't though as well
Will support Boston over >shorks
Will support Blues over Boston
t. High IQ
>tied going into the third
Name a bigger meme
They should've taken ristolainen desu
I'm not haha
Tied going into overtime
But there's no other way to go into overtime
>tied going into shootout
Rasmus is a better offensive output d-man, but he had the worst +/- this year. Then again he played a shit ton of minutes of buffalo, who just cant seem to fix themselves
That’s why it’s a meme you dip
I wish I grew up playing hockey
That doesn't make it a fucking meme you dip, maybe if you had said 0-0 going into ot it would have made sense now shut up and admit that I'm right.
I wish you did too buddy, because now that the cats out of the bag you gotta leave the thread
Warriors vs trailblazers just started boys
Hockey is for fags m8, now roller hockey that’s a different story and the true renaissance mans game
shut up harjit
This is a thread for whites user
>niggernets
why is the Q so high scoring? surrender monkey defense?
>cuckhoop
yikes,i could've told you at the beginning of the year the warriors were going to win it again for the umpteenth time. shit league
They chose well enough. Nurse is a capable top 4 defender, and there isn't anyone else after him that is that much better. Flyers are the real losers in that draft.
general reminder that if your dad didnt teach you how to skate you have a shitdad
general reminder that if you post anime your dad did a terrible job raising you or didn’t have one
WHITE TEAM SCAR
My dad taught my how to box so I consider it a push
Based and Redpilled.
General reminder that my dad's come to terms with me watching anime since I can skate circles around him
Fighting is relevant to playing hockey, so it counts
He’s secretly judging you, as he should
We watching the floorsqueak game, right?
by skate circles around him you mean you can do a pirouette?
Would rather you leave
probably a figure skater ya gay faggot lmao
kill yourself
yeah almost everyone in this first round has done well besides morin, lazar, mueller, rychel, poirier, and mccarron. I guess dano also?
Would rather you leave
“No”
huskies score again 5-3 now
would rather watch nothing than apehoop tbqh
based ryuna
No I think I'll stay in the hockey thread
Me too :)
I want to cum inside Nikki Cross lads
WHL BTFO
What are you watching?
That's fine just don't post about apehoop and we'll get along great.
Trailblazers winning senpaitachi
>WHL
>Watching Sunbelt hope
No
I want to cum inside Peyton Royce lads
niggers are subhuman
I grew up playing rep hockey, same with my bro, in retrospect it wasn't even close to worth it, crippled my family's finances my parents divorced because of it, I grew up in a small isolated town, when I was 9-10 I started realizing a lot of my friend's parents had moved there to raise sons to train as hockey players it was ridiculous, my best friends dad was one of the worst and he grew up fucked because of it, the only positive thing it did for me was get me laid
Also the 2 players on my team that went on to play junior fucked their bodies up
I want to cum inside Lacy Evans lads
Don't understand the Steph Curry hate desu
He's a great player and not nearly as braggadocios as some other superstars
Sounds like a you problem bro. Just dont be a shitty player with glass bones and dry rubber ligaments
wow you are so shit you literally caused your parents to divorce
God damn it Raiders. Now I'm depressed and going to go drink some Lysol down under the bridge with my cousins. We're poor anyways.
people hate him because he shoots the ball
>Steph Curry
>Seth Curry
Why do you have to go under the bridge lad?
>FIRST memorial cup appearance in ages
>out in the first two games
to be fair they played the CHAD QMJHL teams first, so now they play guelph for pity points
first post of the day for me, lads. how was everyones monday?
Is that a good reason? People didn't hate Reggie Miller for shooting constantly
another day of not getting it in with the chinese milf at work. other than that it was good
fag
i don't think it's a good reason, but all the complaints i see about him are that he started the era of memechucking
Those type of butt checks are such fag moves, I used to slash behind the knee of the fags who would do or try to do that to me
Already talking about niggers. This offseason is going to be bleak
Slept in til about 11 then napped from 3-4 about to start drinking bourbon
Well enjoy your minorities /hoc/, I'll be back tomorrow when the white person's sport is on.
Best spot to get ripped buddy.
for me, its the baie-commeau drakkar
>just remembered cane is playing tomorrow
Sounds like sour grapes. He has one of the best shots in the league.
Is the spike near a bridge?
>cane
fuck off mate
apple sauce
Based NBAbro
/hoc/ is my preferred thread for NBA match discussion
WEBM time?
S curry is kind of the J benn of NOT sucking at professional sports as brothers (that don't play football)
It's the only sport on rn and /hoc/ needs bumping
Raw is on
No it doesn't
CLAP BOMBS
Then poast WEBM's
all my good webms are saved on my work computer
This your sister?
gaming rn
What are you hockeying?
This is a hockey related post.
I only have this one
here have this one
Someone make a new thread. I don't like this one
I don't make threads
Thanks lad, here's my only other
Gets me every time
part 2
Kind of makes me wonder, will the scf be a huge fucking bore or will st louis/san jose at least try to make it interesting?
He looks like a literal child not older than 12
Hot Take: He's the best player in the league right now
Schwartz is a based Saskatchewanian
could be interesting
Offseason rumors, transfers, memes and autism. At least on Eternal /f1/ general is often better during offseason, all tech speculation and shit.
some fun aussie hockey
>saskatchewanian
lol what a fucking word
name a less exciting playoff series result than five games with the losing team winning game 3
we should make a /hoc/ thread where we do nothing but make fun of cricket like that one thread we made that was nothing but >rags posting
why do finns have the best memes?
they cant handle the bants
you know what's a good song that i randomly heard today? i wanna be sedated by the ramones
>that ending sequence
because they never take anything seriously, including themselves. we as north americans should learn from the wise finns instead of getting butthurt over everything
Hope you lads voted in the Fan Choice Awards. You can't complain if you don't vote!
>instead of getting butthurt over everything
No you can't make me
Just watch me
>singers real name us Jeffrey Ross Hyman
>drummer is Hungarian Jew
dah dah dah dah
dah dah dah dah dah
i wanna be sedated
lmao based turkroach
ya boiling already
you have 5 minuets to draw all the teams logos by memory. Go /hoc/
fucking seething tbqh
here was my attempt from last year
too much effort desu
it’s like penis inspection day all over again
>knights
fuckin lol’d
This was mine
let’s get stoned and watch hockey
that sharks logo, kek
So a recent Seattle NHL poll put out by the ownership group's official twitter account asked what colors people wanted the NHL team to be
Green & Blue won with 43% of the vote
i'll do it tonight
they also had a vote for what type of food and what the goal sound should be. I voted for vegan and espresso machine goal horn
Xheattle Dickgirls
Hahahahaha ted packs baby bowls to match his baby penis
I’m not ted but I do pack baby bowls and have a baby penis
i wish i could sing like mike patton desu
me too to be honest
Shall
I’m high as balls, what are we watching?
Still 30 mins left in Raw
so vancouver ripoff
those are pretty standard pnw colors
Gonna take some THC oil and get a pump in while I wait for it to hit
ESKETIT
Who /PWHPA/ here. I guess this is a thing now
phat white hoes pink anuses?
Make green the base and blue the accent
for me? it's nagatoro
just copy the thunderbirds uni. what's the problem
for me, it's the golden knights
close
penis waving hot piece of ass?
Just activitaed my new credit card lads time to buy a Yea Forums pass
First Skoda cup matches start in about 7 hours.
Classic fad. Late 90's and early 2000's street raves were also based as fuck especially while on xtc.
>t.
pretentious whores hold professionals accountable?
poor women hockey pandering association
more like the fyggmm union
fuck you gary give me money
I made some tofu fried rice for dinner. I ate about two bowls and saved the rest for tomorrow’s lunch. Unfortunately, I got hungry about two hours later, so I microwaved a nice batch of black beans. I am now satisfied and ready for bed. Good night, /cric/.
thinking about winning puck battles lads
>I had 3 suppers and two of them were tofu
Hockey ain't for you you fat fucking queer
gonna hit the gym unlike you fat NERDS. maybe my gains will one day get me a qt hockey loving girlfriend that has a nice ass and nice feet
based leaf
Funny you mention that. I was just thinking today I don't really give a fuck about "body acceptance" or "non binary" or shave head dykes or other stupid bullshit. Girls should be blond with blue eyes, have firm (not jacked) legs, washboard upper bodies, and small dirty feet in neon ankle socks.
Anything else is subpar
blondes are boring, redheads are literally the best kind of girl
>supper
Is there anything more pathetic than a North American who tries desperately to sound English? I bet that Morontonian isn’t even white.
incel
Smashed cock is so good
honestly i just hate the word "supper" in itself, it sounds so fucking lame. just say dinner
Beggin ya slapdick, have sex
I love spotted dick
pronouncing roof as "ruff"
Guys third shift fucking sucks cock
>wagecucking in a factory
>factory
No I’m a janitor
not an argument
>just be the canucks
Kys
>he moderates the sports section on an anime website
>he takes his "job" very seriously
I’m a janitor not a jannie
I work for $60000 a year
The NBA showcases the horrors of having the same team make it to the finals year after year
how rude
make sure that toilet is spotless tomorrow for my morning toronto
Yes sir
Does apehoop have the fanbase with the lowest average IQ of all major sports in the world?
Every time I bend my knee it pops should I just cut it off?
cricket lmao
That’s just joint damage
Yes, they just frogpost
How fix
Can’t
you're getting old, Timmy
That's ballgame.
Golden State might honestly end up being the GOAT dynasty in sports when it's all said and done.
>crappier eyes
>crappier knees
>crappier memory
Boomer things
>GOAT dynasty
Uh yeah NBA sucks lmaoooo and their dynasties mean shit
I just really hate bad opinions and repeats
Should probably just cut it off
For me it’s watching repeats of old shows
For me it’s playing episodes of Corner Gas on my phone while I fall asleep
shut up ted you weirdo
Ted’s in college I’m a literal boomer
Teds dead does anyone have the good riddance ted meme
i said shut up ted
*RKOs Sam*
Lads I just went into the catalog and it reeks of fried chicken
>cricket
>major sport
>rags
When the Warriors win, the NBA loses. And when the NBA loses, /hoc/ wins. Ergo, /hoc/ should want to see the Warriors continue to dominate. Go Warriors.
Don’t smell any fathers though
>teams that will miss the playoffs next year
I also smell a lot of feces. Must be sharts fans going to the warriors because they know they’re done tomorrow night
>rags
Hot take: Knights
Colorado
Penguins
NYI, CAR, DAL, and CBJ will all miss next year.
They held some sort of event there... probably tried to remove him from the premises.
does shannon watch hoops?
The NHL has a serious problem. They “claim” to want head shots out of the game but don’t do anything serious about it. Years from now, when players sue them for turning a blind eye (like the NFL), they will use these playoffs as glaring examples. DOPS didn’t even review last games hits. The NHL is/was the last major sport to accept the facts that concussions lead to CTE. It starts with the head (pun intended), Gary Bettman. He still refuses to accept the connection (just google Bettman and CTE and you’ll be shocked!!!) and we are still seeing the results. When your commissioner is a complete moron and doesn’t give 2 shits about player safety this is what you get. So, what we as Sharks fans ultimately end up with is our captain having 2 concussions in a short period of time that 1) affects our cup chances & even more serious 2) may seriously affect his life down the road and CTE. Fuck the NHL and their refusal to get headshots out of the game!
portland trail blazers
i would contribute this to berube
was hitchcock a terrible coach? it seemed like we had a good powerplay with him but i like this style of grind a lot more
yikeseroni
*no sells*
*motions fan to give me his chair*
*stiff crack you over the head*
*steal a fans beer*
MDK ALL FUCKING DAY /hoc/ AFFILIATED
Is there any Boomer who breaks down Basketball like Shannon does?
I don't want to see Jumbo retire without a cup desu
Is there any eceleb who attracts redditors here like shannon does?
Someone had a Gage 3:16 sign at Raw tonight
bases
They should have made it a new TV Title
Fuark. I don't watch much E at all anymore. It's so corny. You gonna check out TOS4?
Probably if there’s a decent stream to watch and I’m off work do you know the date?
>players go on strike because their ONLY other chance at earning a wage playing the game folded in "solidarity" or whatever the fuck
>devils cut ties
>pegulas cut ties
Shouldve been happier with your hotdog and a handshake
>women’s hockey is AEW
June 1st. I might buy it. Dude legit fed now though. This, warped, backyard, Japan tourney, WOMBAT, DM HOF, Escape from LA.
STOKED for this summer. Already announced the collective will be back next mania weekend.
every year a new player comes out with a fried brain regretting playing in the nhl
Fucking based im off that day. I still need to catch up on the most recent PGW shit.
Really hope the blues close out tomorrow, so they can move on to be swept by bruins, and finish this shitty postseason and finally be in the offseason
business idea: ban anything that might hurt anybody ever
1 per year doesn't seem too bad
NO I need san jose to get refpucked through one more game 7
there's probably more that don't come out and say it
Is this the kaapo kakko thread?
Yes henlo
I WANNA BE SEDATED
come watch beavis and butthead
twitch.tv
>the broadcaster indicated that the channel is intended for mature audiences
Yo fuck the bruins lmao
That's 2019 stanley cup champion boston bruins to you
seething hill billy
Blues sweep bombston in 5 games
Can confirm I have the most recent Gary fax
What KHL team should I root for, Russianon?
That's just a finnish proxy
Can't help you buddy. Stopped watching khl a few years ago.
Disappointing desu
In that case I shall bandwagon Barys Astana, the team for Kazakh BVLLS
HC Sibir Novosibirsk
cool logo
what it sounds like
Fuck you
Wat?
*That's just an elaborate finnish proxy
I could kick the shit out of any of you
Bit fucking rude don't you think?
>5k rubles
this nigga ballin out
Doesn't prove anything, I have Canadian money but that doesn't make me gay
On the contrary
SHARKS BABY
THE CUP IS COMING HOME
To Boston, yeah
I have more Canadian tire money than any of you
Filthy leafs trying to infiltrate our economy with those shity Canadian quarters
Are you saying that canadians are homosexuals?
Damn, can't slip anything past this guy
I'm gonna have another fucking beer and a toke just try and stop me
/pol/ is just Yea Forums with an agenda
I wouldn't give too much credit to anything they say.
Won't
It will infect you with AIDS and spirit of Toronto.
yo just started watching thehockeyguy on reddit and thought id come over here now
based sverige, I take back everything I said about you
any hot takes?
Penis
I fucking love cock
Thank you. I like you too friend
New
stop being so obsessed with reddit you fucking chump