/iihf/

GO GO GO SWITZERLAND based mountain men

a modern Den glider in, if you will

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>posts satire

I can't get over how unfair it is that the Swiss are facing a well rested Russian team while they haven't even had a chance to recover from last night's brutal war of attrition

ivan go home!

>iihf

Sage

youtu.be/qx8hrhBZJ98

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

We are a tennis nation anyway

>losing to france

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Abort

Yum

would you dare say IMPERIOUS mountain men?

calming and beatiful, desu

low iq post

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what's up with Ovi lads?

Dubs and Switzerland beats the Muscovites

Literally made for bbc

>FAS

Soooo.... who the fuck is supposed to stop Russia?

.... did i just hear millioooona millioona ruusua btw?

Big Bohuslän Cock

>mutt in charge of not thinking about bbc for 2 minutes

I'm going to fall asleep if this continues like this

Maybe Canucks? Or us. Or Finland.

youtube.com/watch?v=2N4WBRX_lFc

france must not win, otherwise the game against britbongs becomes meaningless

>schweiz
So its gonna be another one of those sweden loses 2-5 to russia ordeals

:33

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No one, it's our year.

Me, I'm rooting for Russia

Try to tell me seeing the black and white contrast isn't the hottest fucking thing.

usa will spank them as always

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How do we poison the Russian players? Maybe put steroids in their steroids

it really isn't
bestiality in general is disgusting

Except it's not bestiality you incel. Watch Kendra Sunderland's blackedraw video

youtube.com/watch?v=bkZLHOJ_sng

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the ref wants to help finland

lol who cares about hockey right

KIAKKO ON MAALISS

HUURRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HIOPHEI TRALALALAALAA

SUOMIII TORILLA TAVATAAAN :DDDD

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shoo shoo filthy jew

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It's pretty disgusting desu
But then again, I wasn't brainwashed to like it for the last few decades

>ameriposters

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>french goalkeeping

Based

Why does Finland get all the easy opponents?

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watching vlads v. mountainjews
how are the frogs holding up against you?

>losing to based Finland

This russian pressure vs shaky swedish defense will be interesting

Based music

youtube.com/watch?v=7yh9i0PAjck

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Please destroy France :(

can you also add νέο whenever you make a new thread, to your definitions swedebro?

easy for you maybe
youtube.com/watch?v=lWbtzwAHvI0

youtube.com/watch?v=qn-z5pIe5PQ

Is Pulju playing?

shutup brit savage, Maradonna hand of god best day of history

anybody know what is that penalty song?

Psst, France. Where are you? ;)

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>playing the pussy song

Should I root for France? Since yesterday all the Finns rooted for Switzerland. Not that France has very good chances at winning this, but...

Scaar sum fooking goals kappo

No. Rooting for france means you root against the UK

>Maradonna
Based

youtube.com/watch?v=rX1o7LtvfmA

There are no ''easy'' opponents for Finland

no, bors(fins) before hoes (france)

no, he has surgery
eliteprospects.com/team/1606/finland

yes

what stage is this? Semis or finals?

also, Blues against Sharks in 42 bings and 15 bongs

>Ovechkin
What a bust.

As the elder sibling it is our duty to put up with it and cheer for Finland when they play.

Yes

>15-2 shots on goal
rip france

group stage still, playoffs start 23rd

everything I do is by default rooting against england

These liiga losers cant score, ffs it was 5 on 3

I like bors too desu

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DU DU DU DUDUDU DU DU DU

Awful team indeed

kiitos, you are the best finnposter, I really hope you are the finnfu.

I hope the swiss PP will be a lot better than yesterday

bors = borscht?

How come finns cant pronounce the letter B?

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too bad we only have one guy who's capable of scoring without crazy bounces

Fennoswede girl keeps texting me with clumsy Finnish. What's the most subtle way to tell her I'm not interested in Swedish?

we go hard

youtube.com/watch?v=WzdGP1VkPcI

Bekoni :DDDD

jag tycker inte om svenska flickor, fårlot

>7 days advertisement

wut

just tell her how you really feel about sauna boys

Jag är bög

not looking good :DDDD

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*Förlåt, älskar fårlåtar

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Give her my number

text her "Selänne over Forsberg any day of the week bitch. Don't @ me"

Z slewfooting

mm visst jag ska bara runkki bullinen

fuck her in the ass :D

Shame Mbappe is not playing

That was easily 2+2

>stinky stinky binland has less medals than a country that doesn't play this semen slurping sport
FINN
IN
BIN

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Minä rakstan inte sinua.

>only 1-0

We are going to lose to germany and suisse.

>kovalchuk chimping out
what the fuck is this slav's problem, always see him causing shit

oh shit, I think I turned my finnfriend off. I feel rejected

bring out Ngongo I say, let im score a bit

Nostalgic songs?

youtube.com/watch?v=z_ANej3EpbU

Jag älskar dick

ja e pök :DDDD

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salty about this season

Vi kan se din flagga, ja

Den glider in, 6-1!

William Nylander is the number one scorer in the tournament?????????????? Is it his brother or him?? That's his name right, WIlliam? And the brother is Alex?

>based leafs winning one for us

Quality stuff RUS-SUI !

hjörde börä liiba lööb svörige höm börg
rååååhh

how rude of you, Charles.

Nobody knows who is who

svenska pojkar är söta (inte bög)

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We started really badly but now we're back playing a nice hockey. If we stop fucking up and improve our pp we may score

True, but I think it's too early to know

>Kan du ge mig din brors nummer?

>improve our pp
I think this is key, you work hard and earn penalties.

>improve our pp

I swear, germanics are all degenerate

Didn't know diving is a swiss thing.

Min polare från Stockholm är intresserad av dig. Vill du ha hans nummer?

youtube.com/watch?v=6QGFeBPboO0

Come on Swiss

Just did my farming run on osrs

LAAAAAAAAAAAAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 2-0!

>putting hours upon hours on meaningless pixels
Do you runecraft and 3tic mine as well?

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finnish national hero
youtube.com/watch?v=U6TfaqOQIfg

My favorite Swedish song

youtube.com/watch?v=VjZwz3yxS9I

ALLEZ LES BLEUS

youtube.com/watch?v=2uuLhF5cGHE

My rc is 89 so I can do bloods which is significantly less autistic and blast mine > granites

>tfw no gf som kommer, som kommer, som kommer och är nästan där

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Det var vad hon säger :D

>89 rc
How much autismbux do you get in finland?

For me it's Blåkläder

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1/5

thäts whad ai seed, plaaklaader :D

why are you lurking yl*lauta?

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I have a job. My account is like 6 years old and I play on-off every once in a while when I get bored.

Any vids of this qt?

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Fins are our friends, be nice.

HHAHAHA SUCK IT SACRE BLEU

MAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HURRRAAAAA

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Is there any fun fuck stories or such with Marie or whatever, the milf in swedish studio?

Why is France playing so badly? They used to be decent

Channel 4 fags PISS OFF!

SUOMI SUOMI WE BEAT FRANCE GOLD IS GUARANTEED TORILLA TAVATAAN KAKKA SCORES OVER 9000 GOALS AND IS DRAFTED 1ST :DDD

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MAAAAALLIIIIIIIIIIII

who? post link

you didn't answer my question

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Isn't the national football team of France always like 90% black? How can you cheer for a team that is barely your ethnicity?

lack off magic potions
youtube.com/watch?v=K56G4EpX6HA

yeah I gave bitch the d and then ghosted her

For pictures of frogs

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LOL, WHAT A FUCKING FLUKE

PA

THETIC

>Balsamo

IMAGINE BEING NAMED AFTER A FOOD GARNISH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

whats the name of swedish Yea Forums?

öyh

rip suitserland

We dont have one with images only flashback.

What god damn passes leading up to the 2-0 Russia

Why on earth is Kakko playing behind the net on pp??

reddit

very good
who else lifelong Russia fan here?

What a goal!

Poor Schweiz :(

bad guys winning again

shades of tikitaki barca

apo pou eisai re?

t.

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HOLY SHIT THEY ARE PLAYING THE PUISSY SONG THAT WAS POSTED HERE BY THE GERMAN!

ARE THEY WATCHING Yea Forums???

Cephalonia.

Jukka Jalonen is playing 4D chess

Malakas gha moto

why did you say you aren't from Greece?

translate

that dj looks like he browses all of the boards

Jesus the choke

are we if I dare to say progressive too if we have female commentator?

Freedom for Cephalonia!

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Switz really need Nino

>France trying to outgerman the germans

just stop

you flair-loving poseurs, just stop

It's just 609_uu pasta variation. Here's some spoonfeeding for newfriends: meemi.info/w/Ravintola_syrji_vammaista

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Depends do you also have a black or arab, mostly being there for "muh equality"?

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I hate this team

reminder: Brits vs France Tomorrow!

this. bunch of goofs

The Russians have pretty crisp passing, but they’re getting lucky that the Swiss can’t finish

Where's berryhill?

we only have boomer forums like flashback and familjeliv

are we a cursed team? I feel like it. Doesnt matter how well we play and how many times we shoot, we just cant score

thk for analytics

KILL THE SLAVSHIT
KIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM

are you greek? seriously

No I am not.

>KILL THE SLAVSHIT
KIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM

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>2-0 against France

Don't think we're getting too far this year either.

m9 you gonna go through your entire life with this attitude? cause it will not take you anywhere

Np Игopь

Guys, how do we stop Russia

Why are you trying to move puck in attacking zone so fast Suisse? It's obvious your players can't think with such speed. Funny to watch tho.

I am Eгop

I can't believe how much better this thread is than the shorks bloos game thread

Nah you can't score cause you're not good enough simple as.

>Swedish, Russian, American or Canadian 1st place in 2019
Boring, cringe and stale

>Czech, Liiga team, Slovakia or Switzerland 1st place in 2019
Based and EBIN :DD

Just give them heroin

Np Yegor*

what was he doing on your phone spee

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>tv doing a reportage on kosice
>its a giant ghetto for romanis

Cringe post

pretty sure you won't, Finland might. If anyone will it will be through pressuring their defensemen. Russia's defensive plan has basically been to play in the offensive zone and have great goaltending.

How does russia manage to get its superstars on its national team when they’re out of the playoffs but nuggets like Crosby and McMeme or McKinnon don’t step up for Canada? Are the Russians getting paid?

>underdogs are BASED

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Looking for my instagram pics

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y1HIDtGZlXI
based

How does the new Guinness taste lads?

might be national pride

>slav ghetto propaganda between periods

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>Are the Russians getting paid?
yes they have contract with team Russia
and if they win Putin send gift to them new mercedes for every person

what happened to proud hokkei nations like kazakhstan and belarus? surely their strategies to stack their national teams with d-grade leaf expats could keep them in the top division, right?

Im wearing plooklääder t shirt right now

They are. If Sweden or Russia wins then it's just another year of boring and stale international hockey where front runner takes the pot

Wasn't it BMW in the olympics

Absolutely and totally based OP, great thread, my commendations

I thought all 3 of them would hurt.

Crosby has done more than enough internationally. He doesnt have to play in some shitter tournement if he doesnt want to.

If they refuse to play for the national team Putin's regime will punish their friends and relatives who live in Russia.

pes apo pou eisai re malea, egw xairomai pou exoume ki allon edw

>If they refuse to play for the national team Putin's regime will punish their friends and relatives who live in Russia.

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there;s a new guiness?

Flashback was unironically good until the they chose to kneel to PC for ad revenue

Yep, it’s called Hop house 13 lager

Slovakia explain this shithole

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>

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puck in russian sounds like fart

The Euro was a mistake

Kaski is awful, they should send him home

>Hop house 13 lager

wait I think I know that beer, that's not a stout

Shaibu?

>not a stout
It’s literally called a lager m8. How is it?

samefag putin drone

I'm a turkish spy in prison on rhodes, m8. Hope this will satisfy your curiosity.

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puck means a little fart

youtube.com/watch?v=2E0b6l-AnJw

SHAINU SHAIBU :DDD

how do you know that word canabro?

all I'm asking is if you are greek, yes or no

this is different peoples in 2ch this meme are very popular google "пиццa флopeнтинa"

It was all over Ireland, if it's the beer I'm talking about. I don't think it's new either.

Why are Russians always missing teeth?

this is ex hockey players who refuse putin call to national team

I know a few russkies and often the streams I watch are in Russian. Also studied it for a year in uni

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GREEK

Germany will destroy us desu

Пpocнyлcя кaк пoдoбaeт Бeлoмy чeлoвeкy днeм oт oтcoca шикapнoй дeвyшки 10\10 и cpaзy жe зaкaзaл пиццy флopeнтинy 40 cм зa 1499 c пopциeй мoих любимых пepчикoв и вкycнeйшим чecнoчным coycoм, Джэк Дэниэлc и aнaнacы c элитным шaмпaнcким, пocлe пoшёл нeмнoгo пoзaнимaлcя c вeлoтpeнaжёpoм в cвoeм cпopтзaлe кaк ycлышaл чтo мoй двopeцкий нaчaл пpинимaть зaкaз oт дocтaвщикa пиццы.
Кoгдa я вышeл чтoбы yбeдитьcя чтo c зaкaзoм вcё хopoшo мaлeц-cтyдeнтoтa чyть нe пoтepял coзнaниe oт мoeгo мycкyлиcтoгo нaкaчaннoгo тeлa, a пocлe тoгo кaк я дocтaл cвoй нoвeнький Aйфoн Х из кapмaнa в хaлaтe дaк oн вoвce пoкpacнeл и нaчaл пepeдepгивaтьcя кocяcь нa мeня.
Coбcтвeннo ceйчac я вкycнo yжинaю cвoим любимым блюдoм и зaпивaю eгo Элитным виcкapём в тo вpeмя кaк cтyдeнтик зa мoим oкнoм вecь в cлeзaх пытaeтcя зaвecти cвoй cкyтep, пoжaлyй дoeм, и пoйдy нa paбoтy cнoвa ocyщecтвлять cдeлки и пoлyчaть миллиoны зa них.
A кaк вaш дeнь нaчaлcя, нищиe ничтoжecтвa?

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>Also studied it for a year in uni

I think this might be the reason...hmmm...

but based nonetheless

is it seriously a Yea Forums glitch?

look at this pathetic pp
we deserve to lose

>is it seriously a Yea Forums glitch?
its vpn bro...

they don't get them replaced, Russians give 0 shits about their looks which is also why their hair is never done

>kutjerov

iktf literally every single person I talk to doesn't have at least half their teeth, me included obv. Really hate this shithole, pls send help (and teeth) ;_;

It’s a nice language desu. The formal way of speaking is quiet poetic because of all the cases but the spoken slang is gnarly when you know what it means and what the formal Russian should be

Are you homosexual? I get weird vibes from this post.

Hello, where is the scaaaar for us?

dj is janny

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>iktf literally every single person I talk to doesn't have at least half their teeth
nice trolling bro
>Really hate this shithole, pls send help (and teeth)
take your clothes and go away from Russia you crying shit

they cant show nice church or something. they have to show fucked up gypsos who chose to destroy new flats

You seem butthurt

How much is his salary?

youtube.com/watch?v=RmbEmZvlDzg&list=PL49zA5rsipLQG04cgwiyfKs5KXetO4tpP

pazhauska, ya nye panimai

15 tendies an hour

dunno I only saw job offers for slaves at iihf shops and they were getting 4,50 an hour

looks like a femenist girl

This must be the least entertaining game I have ever witnessed

no but Russians have noticably unkept hair

I love russian humour. Very subtle

France goal would spice it up

>commentator outright bullying ovechkin
hilarious

FINNISH MILF

transgender dj. based.

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That's a big salary

That's really slavery tier.

how

I'm literally shaking t b h

>Ovechkin
the yellow laces,
tell me about them, why does he wear them?

Isn't Freddys singing considered gay propaganda by the CCCP? Why do Putin let them play this shit?

he deserve it

1 french goal followed by a slovakian finish would be funny

[ovechkin shooting slower than usual, missing the goal]
>Ovechkin trying a pass for a change

goal, woohoo-.-

scåår

because yellow is color of piss

it's the only thing I can say in russian besides kot-koshka and shaibu-shaibu

it's a skinhead thing

this

By how many goals will Russia destroy Swedistan?

minimal is 2,80

Nobody knew who he was until he put on the yellow laced skates

around 4

link

now

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Rude Jeeby

3

if we pull them off will he die?

what the h*ck?

It’s perfect because you made everything slang

he playin like shit

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at least 4

great d-# right there

It would be extremely painful to watch his shots go wide

Russias D is weak, if Sweden can pressure them while they are turned forward they might be exposed.

In Bratislava? Really? Been there a few times, it was really cheap compared to vienna but the rent prices, holy shit. With a 2.80 minimum wage that would be something like 80% of the monthly salary for 1room dorm.
I thought 4.50 was literally paid volunteer tier but that makes it already a pretty good salary.

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After this game the finnish hockey team has no longer my support.

I did? hehe...nice

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nah Kosice

How many goals have they conceded again?

>we can barely score three goals against a country like france
lmao just end it, we're gonna get raped by big german bulls on tuesday

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ech

you could make that argument for all sports

hockgey babbies btfo

Are you gonna give them the d after they expose themselves?

low morale...
we playing against latvia 3-1 and no one is crying

France has 68 million people vs. our 5 million. Pretty good I’d say

Oh well we're anyway a alpine skiing nation.

I’m impressed with the Swiss play, pretty decent defensively if they could finish they’d be a top 4 team for sure

latvia is much better than france.

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What does this mean for Swe - Rus?

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as I said Russia's defensive plan is to play in the offensive zone and have great goaltending, their D is lacking. If a team could pressure them in their own zone there is a chance to beat them, be that Sweden or Finland. Both Switzerland and Czechia is best at counterattacking, not the best style to beat this russian team with.

Our D is the biggest and hardest in the tournament, you know this fren

it means Russia is favorites, but Sweden might be their biggest test yet.

This team deserves to get eliminated

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man, ryssät are going the get raped by based Svens

Biggest test (for you)?

>Our D is the biggest and hardest in the tournament, you know this fren

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Definitely, Russia is clearly the team to beat, they have a lot of loyalty (for a hired goon)

>based Svens

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we already take the keeper out for a PEEPEEE. That s some early all-in or nothing

Well that might be doable then.

bad taste

we're 100% in PK, it is not our fault we have >lundpads

3-0, 10-0, what's the difference?

why is that a penalty, wasn't it the shot that dislodged the strap?

that was taking a piss

FUCK Russia.

>why is that a penalty
Rene is watching...

can't just take off your helmet

>based Svens

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100% mad

GB-FR tomorrow

>Our D is the biggest and hardest in the tournament, you know this fren
lewd
but in all seriousness, swedish d has been so sloppy

but goalies do this all the time when the helmet is loose after a shot to the face? or is that just in the nhl?

fight me

yes but he took off the helmet instead of calling the refs or waiting for a break

Ah! Better!

if you have a problem with your equipment, you need to tell the refs so they can stop the game

“NHL Rule 9 – Uniforms – 9.6 – Helmets – When a goalkeeper has lost his helmet and/or face mask and his team has control of the puck, the play shall be stopped immediately to allow the goalkeeper the opportunity to regain his helmet and/or face mask.

When the opposing team has control of the puck, play shall only be stopped if there is no immediate and impending scoring opportunity. This stoppage of play must be made by the Referee. When play is stopped because the goalkeeper has lost his helmet and/or face mask, the ensuing face-off shall take place at one of the defending team’s end zone face-off spots.

When a goalkeeper deliberately removes his helmet and/or face mask in order to secure a stoppage of play, the Referee shall stop play as outlined above and in this case assess the goalkeeper a minor penalty for delaying the game. If the goalkeeper deliberately removes his helmet and/or face mask when the opposing team is on a breakaway, the Referee shall award a penalty shot to the nonoffending team, which shot shall be taken by the player last in possession of the puck.”
nhl rules but still this clarifies

>3v5
>still can't score
kinda pathetic t b h

Luckily we'll get Niederreiter back tomorrow

Welp bretty gud. We didn't get BTFO and after the fight yesterday I'm not even mad.

his helmet got loose, he couldnt just take it off

3v6 desu

youtube.com/watch?v=BNKe82lHOF8

please draw sweden flag on the scope

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>almost 1 period in a pp
>couldn't score
When even the refs aren't good enough.

>We didn't get BTFO
>3-0
COPE

>NHL Rule

"Do or Die"-games:
16:15
>FRA-GBR
20:15
>AUT-ITA

youtube.com/watch?v=Cs76CYGjfIs

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(you)
enjoy some huffing glue on me Artjom. ;^)

youtube.com/watch?v=ITXCnpetrnw

thanks fren

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What's more likely Sweden beats Russia or Switzerland beats Czechia?

russia nuke sweden

>Sweden beats Russia
This desu. Swens wouldn't waste 12 minutes of pp.

What is he singing?
Anyway my sides are gone,

my pleasure fren

>What is he singing?
untranslatabel russian words but very close translate is "fuck off faggot"

kek, you should've send him to the ESC. Would've been the best act of all.

Fug I fell asleep as soon as the game started. Didn't miss much based on this thread.

dingus

You didn't

All the bad guys won last night

I thought France lost?

They were playing f*Nland

*goal horn sound in the distance*

Jeebee, I believe in you.

believe in us, please

Finland are goodguys though, our fans are allies.

Just finished a nightshift, I hope I wake up in time for the France game.

2 very big games today

FRAvGBR is relegation game, loser is FUCKED and swedes against us is very big because if we win in regular time we can still go to quarters and possibly kill the swedish regime
Big day for skoda cup!

my money is on GBR for the upset

Today we'll see if all your big talk can be backed up by action, Latvia.

Ominous quads

Kommer vi att segra?

the signs points to yes

Dirty Frenchman relegated when?

good

I kinda wish hokej was on during my wageslaving hours so I have something to watch

>both good games that mean something are at 16:15
>both shit games that are completely worthless are at 20:15

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Aut-ita is at 8

>bet on all 4 games
>if one team fucks up then the whole ticket is fucked

You better not screw this up Frenchies and Austrians

That's why I hate (and love) tickets

you didn't disprove his point

go to syberia and watch good games in 20-15

What would a 2 room apartment cost in montly rent over there?

about tree fiddy

>bet on 38 games
>27 correct and 2 wrong so far
>those 2 wrong are slovakia not losing against canada (1 second) and slovakia beating germany (2 minutes)
lmao I don't even want 11000$ haha

absolutely rude and you're not my buddy anymore, pal.

>game of the year, do or die, to be or not to be, winner takes it all
>not important
sure hope that you are just baiting

About 10 to 20k rub

Nah, they were incredibly smug when they played against us too

>shiterriech - shitaly is important
lmao

Sacked

France - UK or Sweden - Latvia? What will /iihf/ be watching? Answers from countries that aren't playing themself count double

I'll keep an eye on both desu, Sweden - Latvia could end rather quickly

But don't go too far or you will end up having games at 00.15 and 04.15.

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>France - UK
This. Should be interesting.
lmao, suburban farmers must suffer

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>ORF airing SWE-LAT
Pathetic.

RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!

I think they only got rights for our group, hoping they are free to choose what game to show in the knockout phase and will actually show the more interesting ones

I'll start with France-GB but if at the ned of the first period Latvia is doing well (winning or drawing) I may switch to Sweden-Easyland

France - UK for me, unless it becomes a blow out, then I'll switch

If Latvia injure any Swedish players then I will report my Latvian slave workers to the immigration office.
It's your choice now Janis.

Im kinda pissed that GB games are always the same time as ours because I want to watch that one too ;(

I will report you for being a racist slave owner if you dont forfeit the game sven

We will DESTROY the Latvian berry pickers.

Shut up and prep the bull

>tfw no Kronwall to BTFO dirty Latvians when they start playing Canadian hockey

youtube.com/watch?v=-1VEo0e3YWk

>IIHF says the game is France-Germany
youtube.com/watch?v=gU_hf2-0tCM
apex lel

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I'm quite interested in UK-France battle for survival due to their historical rivalry.

Good times

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A fuck we got one hit wonder in goal.

This is a must win game for Sweden.

Pls give lettland a good spanking so we can win against them tomorrow.

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Only thing we can do is to make their Gold run more difficult.

imagine loosing to easyland
imagine the shame

fuck you man

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CAM ON BOYS
SMACK EM FROGS SAM IN DE GABBER

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RIGHT ON, FELLA!
INGERLUND WILL NEVA WALK ALONE!

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Latvia is cute

buttsave, nice

Even if we win in regulation time, we still have to get another 3p from Norway and Suisse has to get at least 1p from czehia.
yes?

you dont qualify stop dreaming

sweden needs to loose to russia if we win in regulation time, cz has 15 points and we can get 12 max

Ok I see ok so we are playing Canadian hockey now huh

wtf was he even trying to accomplish?

Norway going all in for 3 points against you to get the olympic qualifier at home ice.

you need to win this, against Norway and then Sweden has to lose against Russia

>easyland

i believe in our russian brothers :)))))

INGENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FUCK LATVIAAAAAAAAAAA

Kristers Gudlevskis in goal so makes sense

why isn't Elvis in net?

We have to win first...

>Lundshit

>implying there's a better alternative

no idea

Dunno but half dead Elvis is still better then fuckin Gudļevskis

literally who can stop us

giving Sweden some false hope i see. good good

Finland and Russia

Theirs no alternatives sadly.

What is this fucking defense

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We have no Defenders only practice cones to slide around.

Easyland chimpout has begun

imagine if sweden was playing against a team that can score in a 3v1

1-0 the most dangerous lead
Latvians are famous for crumbling after a good start so this is good

Us with Niederreiter

what are you talking about? The english are french since 1066

surely its just underestimating lower ranked teams and not indicative of genuine inability

Gonna watch GB vs France instead lads

pretty sure he is talking about our defense

whatever floats your boat. The fun ended since Swiss lost.

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Pre-game interview: "Let's try to not get penalties"
In game:

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SHCAH SHAM FUCKIN GASH

>6450▶
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ny/uutiset

the state of latvian screen resolutions lmao

>mfw playing against Latvia

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Show me your face when playing against easyland

i bet on Latvia 2000 dollars

>making a new thread when the old one didnt even reach the limit

isnt that a yearly salary in russia?

What can I say, I like to live on the edge

A bit less than 1/3 of average monthly salary in Moscow.

my monthly salary

That's almost the median after tax monthly salary in Sweden

its nothing if you work in the kremlin
you watch out one call to putin and you get 5+20

>you playing against favorites

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How is GB vs baguettes looking?

France leads 1 - 0

Does GB have any hope or are you not watching that

I checked current score....

...and Brexit is about to happen.

PERFECT PK MY ASS

TEAM LATVIA GOLD 2019

>gb vs france 3-3

Hmm.