Heem

sup niggas

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Made good money on Lard+RDA+145literallywhowamen.

Ladd looked like shit and almost got Cyborg'd by some can.

I told you Megan was shit. She's just overhyped because she's the only natural 145er. But if you get wrestlefucked by fat Holly Holm, you know you're an absolute bum.

And Lee looked completely out of it, borderline suicidal, ever since the raging Al fight.

Pretty safe parlay my dudes.

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Dont worry bro as long as the mexican doesnt get the new thread we're good

Megan would lose against Cat is well if the freak accident didn't happen.

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Wake up lil Donnie

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interpol
kapo
JOJOS MOM
all coming for our ass
BURN YOUR SSD NOOOOOOOOW

Based

Did he actually weigh in at 165 lbs ?

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Mr. P, with his all-time great heartlet showing, put a lot of perspective on just how much heart some other fighters have.
Is Bispking the heart GOAT? Sakuraba comes to mind as well for beating Bumoyce for 90 minutes straight and then fighting again in the same night, but i think bisp takes it for getting heemed sleepy by anderson and still winning in zombie mode

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>picture of child
>link to pedophile podcast

Bof.

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Bisping? Bispking? More like BisPISS

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Post fighters who skipped the line:

Destroying Rockhold and Silva makes him forever based.

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brendan schaub when he got his own comedy special!

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Adememya for skipping almost the entire top 10 for a title shot
No matter, though
Natty Paulo awaits him

This fighter is a modern day renaissance man

m.imdb.com/title/tt10171746/?ref_=m_nmfmd_slf_1

>2.6/10

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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uh no sweety

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Literally just all salty, jealous haters.

what a drawl, B

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>both meme fighters lee and meegan flushed yet again
based

>HES ASIAN AS SHIT B MAYBE HE SHOULD SOLVE A MATH PROBLEM!
How did this not get 10 stars?

>take a look at his eyes

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Unironically what is the name of the fighter in the picture?

Tito's head never ceases to amaze me.

youtube.com/watch?v=KF3aKSZbNkg

it should be lower. it's literally worse than amy schumer's.

streamable.com/hvq2i

Shucking and jiving on the stage, hoping his goofy faces are enough to get laughs. He truly is a disciple of Rogan.

It's tawlf bee, there's a beast of a peach comedy out there these days. Just how good is the cawlmedy store right now?

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I invented the bispiss meme

When is he fighting again

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She has a nice firm ass

>getting beaten into submission by Pilloway
ehhhhh yoo nooooo iddizzzz waddidizzzz atta enda daday......

is it worse than this?
youtube.com/watch?v=v0ZQzhj_52c

>destroys
>goes to decision
What did he mean by this

Oof, reading the reviews right now, it's pretty rough. They all sound like /heem/ shitposts.

Cringe

Speaking of Holloway, i was really reminded of him when Kevin Pee got his leg heemed and started taunting as if it doesnt hurt
Literally why do they do this? Absolutely everyone knows that it just means you got hurt

To get over
Except KL has no charisma so it doesn’t work

no it was i who invented it

I guess they want to show that it looks worse than it actually was

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Megan would have to crane her arm around to read her watch, she should've just put it on normally

Can you make a webm of Alpha Felder forcing a handshake on that one faggot?

RDA should have spammed those head kicks so we could have seen this again

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Nothing is worse than this. This is a "professional" comedian who's been working "professionally" for two decades.

streamable.com/6bvc7

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Bisping is boys with RDA

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thawlts?

youtube.com/watch?v=lV1rhlnw2Vo

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Having some pictures of a young girl on your computer doesnt make you a pedo

the band might just be too big

Has anyone here actually watched the special the full way through? I was too embarrassed to continue after a few minutes

>h-help me, God

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I saw all of it except the last ten mins because i saw that part somewhere else

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It's like him and Till are doing that "cat looks down at camera" meme.

Opening bid: $00.60

i saw all of it bro
he sets up these stories and there is just no real pay off
he's an okay story teller but he isn't exactly funny or anything
you can just tell that he's new to this
would've been better for him if he'd just waited a few more years before releasing a special so he could maybe mature as a comedian
it's all very basic and open-mic-ish as it stands b
shits tough man

>This "special" was about as funny as pediatric leukemia. If I want to watch a fat guy prance around stage telling fabricated stories, I'll watch Bert Kreischer. Don't quit your day job Brandon.

He already did,

>i saw all of it bro
picturing someone sitting through the entire thing is funnier than anything on the speshul

Nothing but the best work for BLOODYELBOW.COM

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Hi I'm FLYIN" BRIAN J

so what were your SHINING STARS and WTF MOMENTS OF THE NIGHT?

youtube.com/watch?v=SDAp1l4YnrU

He will get outdanced and outgrappled to a decision by Zabit at UFC 240.

youre waifu a can

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My mom is no longer a fan of Kevin lee and will not be attending any fights of his going forward.

>"Lemme keep my hands low, what can a 37 year old loser who couldn't get into UFC do to me?"

What did he mean by this?

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Holy fuck why is Zabit so based?

Can you guys post Megan Anderson pics

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>hands low pointshitters sage and wonderboy BOTH shadow realmed in a matter of months
2019 is honestly shaping up to be a good year for mma.

YouTube comments-tier post.

proper and twelvepilled

youtube comments-tier country

Base Dana knew this would happend and sold Sage to dummies with huge amount of dolla

Considering the latest referendum, I gotta agree with you.

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What is drawl? Like draw?

Beast of a peach? What does that mean? I can't even hazard a guess at that one.

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Did he callnout dana ashkenazi?

>Base Dana knew this would happend
This, but unironically, except not really. Dana didn't "sell" Sage to anyone, Sage grabbed his underpants and ran the fuck away from the UFC the moment he was actually offered to fight top competition in the face of Maia. On one hand, Dana knew Sage can't cut it at the top, but on the other hand it was Sage himself who ran the fuck out of the UFC because he was scared of fighting top competition.

People are saying that Sage is a nice guy, which might be true, but he's also a massive fucking pussy.

I get the joke is that he has a speech impediment, I just can't decipher your interpretation.

Sage was a free agent

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Drawl means draw yes

It just ends up looking bad for Dana though, I doubt he wants this to happen. It looks bad for the UFC when their guys like Sage and Eddie go somewhere else and get flatlined.

lose my number b

>big titty removed from rankings
imagine roiding for this

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Beast of a peach is like saying beast of a beast. Peach and beast have the similar connotations

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Also, it's funny ironic how Sage ran away from the top competition in the UFC to crush Asian cans for a paycheck only to get flattened by the said can who couldn't even make it to the UFC, lmao.

Shit like this makes me believe that karmic justice is real.

Really? I haven't seen anyone mention this

Thank you. I can now properly enjoy making fun of this man with you.

Why is he pussy?!
Because he realised he cant fight with top ufc fighters and has to go build his career somewhere else?
Kid had a 9h surgery after getting his face rearranged and has still a positive attitude
and wants to keep fighting, despite being from a rich family, he doesnt do it for the money
youre just jelaous objectively

Yikes...you know it’s absolutely brutal when people are saying Amy Schumer is better than this.

You should read Heem more often

Do you think it's true

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>Why is he pussy?!
Because when an opportunity knocks on your door, you grab it by the balls. There are fighters in the UFC who would have killed to get an opportunity like that and prove themselves against the stronger fighter and Sage just wastes it by running away.

Also, the irony is that had Sage taken the fight with Maia and lost, his stock would have not plummeted like it it did when he lost to the Asian can, it might have actually increased depending on his performance. Moreover, he wouldn't have taken nearly as much damage from Maia who most likely would have just choked him out instead of breaking his skull.

>t. faggot who read one motivational book

actual photo of me and my heem friends talking about fights

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I agree with you man

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Name a bigger heartlet than Kevin Lee

>big tiddy is on daniel cormier's team, and DC coaches him wrestling
>he is saying in press that his wrestling is SO GOOD he doesn't even need to train wrestling anymore
>gets wrestlefucked

hate to break it to you but ONE fc fighters would clean up in the UFC

Conner

Rose

Bob Sapp

I think he meant fighters

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The sad part about your post is that I guarantee some retard ITT actually thinks like this, but unironically.

He's right but its only because ONE is roid central

Connor

holy kek

Konnur

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>Till does his video
>everybody: "wow thats retarded"
>Tony: "wow thats cool, i gotta do that too"

Gooby has far more heart than Pee. He overcame his heartlesness after losing to Nate. He gassed against Khabib but he didnt lie on the floor like Kevin did. Gooby defended the smashing pretty well and kept trying to get back up

Crumble

>Gooby
Cringe

>gassed against Khabib but he didnt lie on the floor like Kevin did. Gooby defended the smashing pretty well and kept trying to get back up
Huh? That’s the exact opposite of what happened you fucking unread zilch.

Kevin 'I Ain't Afraid to Wrestle with No Man' Lee
Maybe he should start being afraid? Idk.

He needs to stop being a cardiolet

>Sage punished
>Alvarez punished
>DJ given a competitive fight from a literal who (apparently, I didn't watch)

What does this mean for UFC? Would One fighters unironically be competitive in the UFC? Or are they just on the juice?

yummy bulge

Wow what an original post!

Alexander Gustafsson vs. Anthony Smith
People only talked about Gus because he had long arms and occasionally eye poked people, so everyone thought JJ would get his occular justice

Smith was pathetic. That entire damned thing was pathetic, even weeks before the fight it was like a man walking towards his grave

ONE guys would wreck the UFC because they are roiding. UFC guys are going over there and getting completely demolished, because they haven't been roiding as hard.

>implying he didn't defend himself well
khabib was chimping out and conor came out of it with just a black eye. You haven't seen many fights if you think he got Le Smeshed xD because he got up afterwards and won a round

I thought the guy on the left was that black guy from ESPN or whatever it is, Steven Smith I think his name is. Shouts a lot. Dick.

It means that the UFC fighters fighting in ONE are at the short end of their careers and are basically cans at this point. ONE "fighters" are cans who wouldn't make top 15 in the UFC.

Im not implying it, im saying it outright you brain damaged retard

Shut the fuck up cunt Smif wins the rematch AND the rubber match.

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>DJ
>Sage
>short end of their careers

I agree but I disagree man.

(DJ beat Cejudo)

I hate seeing a handsome golden haired chad like this get pulverized by an ugly dork like Max. Fuck, it's not fair.

UFC lowkey fixes fights with their matchmaking (see goobster).

Cejudo won fair and square you nigger, shut up about the leg kick meme they didn’t even do anything they literally hurt DJ’s foot more than they hurt Cejudo

The next fightnight is June 1st, with Anthony Smith (JBJ's #2 bitch) vs Alexander Gustafsson (JBJ's #1 bitch)

I remember back in March looking at that fightnight and thinking "Ill have a job by then, SURELY, it'll be summer by that time, I'll SURELY have become a wagie by then." Yet it isn't looking like it.

This is why I give a guy like Brock credit. He always fought the best guy available.

Cejudo flushed him and the roider he was ducking.

Watch the fight again Khabibittor. Away with you now.

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unbased and bronzepilled

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Zabit has no heart and his striking is nowhere near Max’s. I can’t wait for that meme to fucking end.

DJ outstruck him and was generally better on the feet, if I recall correctly.
Cejudo was forced to wrestle and didn't do much with his top control.

>Dana engineered Canvarez into getting the title so that Gooby would end up beating him up for the title
next level stuff

This image no longer applies, fag. Once Khabib jumped out of the cage he became our boy.

he outstruck him by like 1 or 2 in rounds Cejudo took him down.

Smiff won that fight by the way, JJ should've been disqualified and Smiff made champion by DQ.

>became our boy for ducking Tony

What do you mean?

they were strike for strike on the feet, DJ got off more leg kicks but Cejudo had more powerful shots at boxing range

and Cejudo controlled him on the ground for half of the fight which is obviously the deciding factor

DJ stans are pathetic Cejudo flushed that hype job and the boogeyman he was afraid of back to back

I don’t need to watch it again because im not some simple minded retard like you

Conor is our boy.

Daily reminder:
>asam alaikan n all da *swigs whiskey*
>shoves Dana out of the way so he can pose
>thanks "the Lord Jesus Christ" that he didn't kill Khabib during the bus incident
>calls Ali a terrorist

All in one presser.

>i-its only business
cringe

>they were strike for strike on the feet
Wrong

>and Cejudo controlled him on the ground for half of the fight
And did nothing

>stans
Cringe

>"Fighters" who have never once won the story of a fight

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cringe

Can I get a couple of webms from the RDA-Lee fight? Thanks in advance.

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Heeminder that it's been over ten minutes without a schaub joke

based and christpilled
muslims

>heem'd my heart
>resting pulse is 105
>bp 185/90

We have to wait and see what Vitor does first

TRTor is back baybee

t. muslim

The only relevant top control he got was in round 4 desu. 1,2,3 MM and 4,5 Cepoodo is how I scored it.
also I forgot:
>125
no one really cares

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>That push
Everytime

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its tuff

Textbook early stoppage

is comedy a coping mechanism for these guys. since they failed in the fight game. it seems like it was with rogan and now schaub. i'm not sure about the other guys but they seem like they were gonna go nowhere if it wasn't for rogans name

Realisticaly, no one forbids the ufc fighters to get juicing too, and they had enough time to prepare
so that argument doesnt make sense much

imho, there are a lot of good fighters arround the world
My boy roberto for example would smoke the welter category

All innall, some one fighters would be good, top 10 prolly

>since they failed in the fight game.
Schaub is a top 5 MMA personality.

Nobody would have complained about this being an early stoppage if that cheater PeeJ didnt cry about it nonstop.

I gasped when he shoved him down so easily, and gasped again when he almost threw a knee but without pausing opted to continue punching.

based amirkani fighting june 1st
said he'd retire if he loses to a bum like fishgold though

Cringejudo will forever be based for singehandedly saving a division, even if it is a shallow one

I'd think a UFC fighter would be less likely to juice though.
I mean, DJ and Sage take the juice? I can't see it, though it's possible. Now if it's Vitor or some other animal, yeah, I can see them juicing.

I hope he wins but his chin is Tony tier

Outright bullying.

>I mean, DJ and Sage take the juice? I can't see it
>Sage
>I can't see it

Are you fucking blind

He's a good Christian boy with immense genetics.

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>Because when an opportunity knocks on your door, you grab it by the balls
Tell that to Colby

>hey Jamie pull up Brendans special there we go
>listen man these are not the linesof an elite level comedian,the whole thing seems so forced and awkward
>do you think you could share this stage with an elite comedian like Joey Diaz?
>I'm telling you as a friend cause I love you,Arlovski still fights and with some wins he is close to a title shot,hw division is open for grabs right now,with your work ethics you could still make a title run

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Hes a white boy and hes jacked, deal with it

Hopefully soon so he can finally get heemed into a permanent coma
I hate to say it but the Muslim it's right this time

>Tell that to Colby
You mean the guy who got passed up for a title shot while technically being interim champ? Colby s the perfect example of what I'm saying along with Ferguson.

This. Also Mighty Mouse fanboys neglect to mention that DJ BROKE HIS FOOT on Cejudo's legs. That's how effective his legkicking was lol, literally did more damage to himself than to Henry. His leg kicks should count against him in scoring.

You mean this colby

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At least Ortega speaks better Spanish than Tony

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>LE DAE MANLETS XDDDD
Just admit you prefer bears you giant fag

t. sub 5'8''

Would love to see Usman/Colby.
Usman is just a bigger and more technical version of Colby though, from what I can tell.

>i break my hand punching your face

>therefore my punches arent effective

>neglecting to mention DJ trashed Cejudos foot in the first round

Is there some Autistic Retard promotion on Yea Forums passes today?

Bro that was epic bro! Remember when DJ did that flying armbar bro? It was the craziest shit I've ever seen in the UFC bro.

Impressive leap.
Imagine being so light and nimble that you can do that

>tfw 5'11" 103kgs

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those fucking truth bombs in the reviews damn

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I mean the guy who had the opportunity to fight Woodley and turned it down

You cant tell much, I can tell that much

>can't comprehend a simple argument
>makes a false analogy
>lies
The absolute state of (You)
Lose my number, b, we're dunhier

Here to inform you that Rena is fighting again soon (ish)

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Well I can tell that you have a boner right now thinking about what I'd do to your tight little boipucci.

I feel the same. Its a very tough match up for Colby but he does have a better chin than Kamaru. I remember in the Usman vs Meek fight, Kamaru didn't seem comfortable striking and he just didn't like getting hit kinda like Brock

>reddit spacing
ofc the DJfag is from reddit.

Yes, he turned it down and got passed on the next title shot, which only proves my point. I don't get what you're arguing for.

*exits the system*
Sorry but think I'm going in a different direction

based, thank you Roger (pronounced Hodger)

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Quoted the wrong user, meant to quote

Marreta was never good
>Let's make him fight Jones

Based.

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is that an hgh gut?
that must look awful without clothes on

>therefore my punches arent effective
That wasn't the argument he was making, though. He's saying that the damage caused by striking Cejudo's legs outweighed the effect of the strikes. Its not 'effective' in the sense of winning the fight, even if it might be 'effective' because it damages the opponent. If I do more damage to myself striking an opponents head, and thus limit my ability to be effective later in the fight, as was the case with DJ, the 'effectiveness' of my strikes as it pertains to the immediate damage caused to the opponent is irrelevant when compared to the damaged sustained to land the strikes.

>black stepdaughter nowhere to be seen
Imagine how embarrassing it must be to have been forced against your will into having joe for a dad

After last night i have no doubt in my mind i would beat Kevin Lee in a fight

damn how
I'm same height but only recently hit 80kg, already feel sluggish, barely last four rounds boxing. cant wait to cut

big meals. I only look 80-90ish in my opinion. But I', consisntely weighing in at 102-104. I feel heavy though. Just running on the spot is tiresome, and if I put my weight on my toes when I'm running on the spot I get sharp pain at the top of my foot where it meet the leg. Definitely not an optimum weight.

I have no doubt in your mind too

200 iq move by Kevin Pee to clap his hands. The best are blessed baby and Kevin was learning from the best there. Clapping his hands undid all the damage. Too bad he could only delay the inevitable for awhile.

>tfw naturally 135lbs on the button and 5'8
king of the manlet division. 5'4lets, i'm coming.

Jesus which one of you is this?

which one of you did this kek

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how did you even find this?

it was you wasn't it

Yes, your arguments are simple, and retarded

>false analogy
Literally the same thing you fucking inbred faggot

>lies
You didn’t even watch it did you, retard?

Rafael dos Anjos is spanish for Ralph Two Years.

FOCUS YOUR FIELD OF VISION ON THE ROOF OF THE CRANIAL CAVITY OF THIS NIGGA

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>spanish
thought you would be able to recognize that by now gringo

Mini Khabib

Alexander Gustafsson vs. Anthony Smith
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Ilir Latifi
Jimi Manuwa vs. Aleksandar Rakić
Makwan Amirkhani vs. Chris Fishgold
Damir Hadžović vs. Christos Giagos
Daniel Teymur vs. Sung Bin Jo

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Gus
Ooze
Rakic
Goldfish
Damir
Sung Bin Jo

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>i break my hand punching your face

>therefore my punches arent effective

In bare knuckles there is a legit strategy of breaking the other guy's hands on your forehead

Gustafsson
Latifi
Rakic
Amirkhani
Hadzovic
Jo

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>Edgar gets title shot ahead of Volkanovski
>Masvidal cruising for a title shot ahead of Colby
Does Ali have compromising photos of Dana or something? How does he keep doing it?

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Your thawlts on schaubs special? I’m genuinely curious

alter halt mal die fresse

Volcanos McGee ain’t a drawl b, Frankie Edgar’s got 2/5 spots on the my rushmer and when were looking from a stickly bizness prospective it’s just about doon what make sense for the yooefsee

>That wasn't the argument he was making, though.
That’s literally what YOU said though you fucking retard

khabib is a featherweight

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>moving goal posts this hard
Just take the L

Volkanovski is getting the Max-Frankie winner, why do you retards have to complain about everything?

You literally don’t even understand what that means you samefagging nigger lmao

Dude you literally are swinging at a ghost

That’s called ASCII alt + 32 spacing you retarded newfaggot

I heemed the Headless Horseman

Nobody is good right out of that gate, but I mean for what it was I still see a lot of potential in Schaub. He can only improve from here. 6/10

Why not post the full size image you're posting the scaled down one Lukas? God I can't stand that stupid Boston Red Sox thread starter and the Holland prime schaub phone spammer.

So you’d say it’s like the time he got heemd by Roy?

When your literal world's biggest fan 6 out of 10's you, you know you fucking stink on ice.

Kevin Lee more like Kevin Pee lmao

He won 4 straight after that, so yes.

I invented Kevin Pees on you

You bellends who treat /heem/ like your gay little group chat need shot

This is accurate.

Schaub poster get off Yea Forums

Coral Springs is the puppet master of /heem/. You barely see him like a laugh in Schaub's audience, but he's on you like lovebugs in the florida heat.

Low IQ, childish behavior.

But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough.

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Schaub bless brother.

What the FUCK was his problem?

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All lighthearted trading of e-jabs aside, who is your favorite female fighter?

Schaub bless.

Meesha

>DNA certified

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>streamable.com/6bvc7
Jimmy bombed for five minutes straight in a room seating 20 people and still had more crowd laughs than Schaub's whole special

>more technical

uber caz

This dude needs a real fight, LW just keeps turning into more and more of a retarded bottleneck

Thawlts on Cerrone vs Ferguson being 3 rounds?

Easy he gadooshed a bunch of cans after getting gadooshed by Poo Felder

It will go to decision with both lads still ready and willing to fucking bang and we will all seethe
Cowboy probably wins

Blacked Gus x Blacked Smith

What a depressing matchup

Colby lost a good portion of the striking exchanges vs RDA while Usman dominated him in pretty much every single facet. And Usman is a much more technical wrestler than Colby. But Khabib is a more technical grappler than both of them so who cares.

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normal situation i was going to say cerrone didn't accept a 5 rounder but im not going to say i tsince it's cerrone

In many ways I invented Kevin Pee

What fight would have been more retarded than a trilogy with Lentz? BJ or CM Punk maybe?

the only way cowboy can beat ferguson

>Colby lost a good portion of the striking exchanges vs RDA
Kek, he won the majority of everything in the fight.

>Usman
Colby would’ve done the exact same in that tinker toy cage

>le khabib smesh xD
Fuck off redditcuck. You don’t know shit about grappling or wrestling, anyone who says “le technical!!” is an untrained birdbrained retard

Who cares? He literally stated he wants to fight often against almost anyone. He’s getting a ranked guy next

>Usman is a much more technical wrestler than Colby

i think usman destroys colby but that's clearly wrong

I'm not placing picks until after the weigh-ins but if you think Gus can beat an octoroon, you got another thing coming

>Th-The cage was s-s-smaller!!!!
Opinion discarded

Coldy is less technical than Usman.
Usman has cleaner striking and more precise movement generally.
Colby is almost Gaethje-esque at times, but without the power in his fists.

>debuts
>cries
>breakdances during his name announcement
>memes on opponent
>heems
>wins bonus
HOLY FUCKING BASED

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>I think Usman destroys Colby
Can hear the basedbean milk dripping from your mouth

>I-I-I have no argument!!!!
I noticed

Champs within the next year

>BW wojack
>FW ricardo ramos
>LW charles Oliveira
>WW michel pereira
>MW borrachinha
>LHW walker
>HW JDS reborn

If they don't get some of these guys moving up or down the situation with the top 5 will spread to the top 10

Just wanted to remind everyone, we all backed Shoeface despite the fact he got finished by a geriatric, kneeless Dan Kelly

Usman has the sloppiest shoulder punches I’ve ever seen. Embarrassing meat hooks. Doesn’t move his head at all

>And did nothing
DJ wasn't landing anything from the bottom my man

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they want muh dad cerone xdd to win really bad

There wasn't really an argument going on to begin with. We can keep throwing baseless unsubstantiated claims at each other all day. I know I'm right but it's been a long day and I'm too lazy too go screenshot the stats from both fights and compile them into one image. So enjoy your victory, buddy

miga bro?

>There wasn't really an argument going on to begin with.
Exactly. You screeching like a reddit bitch isnt an argument

Brian Ortega was given a choice

You sound really mad

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will zabit ever lose?

That volcanos McGee is a beast chin, not many people knowbouthim yet so y’might wanna keep an eye out

Why you so mad? Eez only a game

I could heem any here

Reem bless!

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He will go the same way as mvp
>feed a moderately talented guy a bunch of cans
>end up buying into the hype you made around him and put him in with someone who can actually fight
>his life is ended

how many of you can throw a proper roundhouse?how much time did it take?

Nearly pulled my groin finding out i couldn’t in my kitchen a few weeks ago. Have been working on my mobility ever since.

mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2019/5/19/18631647/jorge-masvidal-to-face-anthony-pettis-in-jiu-jitsu-match-on-june-15

Romero is grappling against TBD

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Learned it as a teen, can still do it right now on both sides. Just stay after the practice and drill this one move. One day it's just going to click (at least it did for me)

kek

>Tim Kennedy

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TBD will win, cap this

Is george getting a double flushing and a soda?

yeah the groin area fucking hurts even after warmup
yeah it finally clicked after almost three months and its a dope move desu I cant stop spamming it

I tinker you're mixed up with TBE my man

man pettis is a hard worker

TBE is a turbo can that only cazzies rate. His best wins is an over the hill TBA
TBD is legit and will beat Romero

All he did was blitz forward with hooks.

nearly a pass bee. 2.6 times 2 thats 4.8/10. beast of a cawlmedean

How do you like your steak bros? Medium here

OHHHHHHHH! OHHHH HE'S HURT STOP THE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bigg Rigg

>Beats the "GOAT" into retirement
i dont think he was the heartlet in that fight user

Cooked just enough to stop mooing

what a cute snatch Miesha has, did not expect that

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I've legitimately never had a steak that I've enjoyed.

blessed image

>Try to frontkick with no warm-up
>End up hobbling like an old guy for the next week, no gym while I recover
>Try to throw a proper uppercut no warm-up
>No injury, can do other shit with my life

Why are Eastern Martial Arts absolutely useless unless you devote your life to training your body into doing them while ones from the West are just as effective and only require minor cardio and technique to be used effectively?

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post USADA he became biggest heartlet on the roster buddeh

>why are martial arts that come a nation of conquerers more effective than martial arts from a nation of insects
it's tulff bee

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>hey, mom, look, I'm straw manning again

And we begin to rock... STEEEADYYY

kicks are memes outside of competition except kicks to balls and maybe a teep. You shouldn't even bother using a kick unless you are warmed up lol

You can take the fight out of a lot of drunks with a leg kick

he heems jones in the 2nd round

>Cooking the nootrients out of your meat

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Who's your favorite reliable banger? I could watch Jimi Manuwa heem/get heemed every day

Gus
Volkan
Rakic
Fishgold
Damir
Jo

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For someone to put everything on the line, try something new and give it their all, how can you not respect this man.

The poor, negative, uneducated comments you will find in this section are from people who would never dare do anything which puts themselves on show like this.

For someone has only done this for 3 years it is funny.

If you did not laugh at the hunting part you are a robot.

>0 out of 14 found this helpful

Good luck landing one when the drunk just bum rushes you rather than standing in range for your kicks

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Smiff
Oez
Rakic
Amirkhani
Giagos
Sung Bin Jo

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*runs into my bladez*
wrong move, kid

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what is One planning for the flushing of DJ?

I can see them throwing him in for a 4oz kickboxing/muay thai fight vs Rodtang

*hunts you down*

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what he eating?

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It's some game of thrones shit, buying the ufc stars and executing them just to establish your superiority.

dumplings

bull testicles

>drunks are well-coordinated

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It used to be Roop. Gave and received so many hilarious KOs

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DELET THIS

Jimi's on a three fight loss streak so he gets shitcanned after he gets heemed next card
Best say goodbye

Maybe at the lighter weight classes but even then people like Cejudo, Volk, Holloway would run through ONE's roster

>he doesn't watch other orgs

Anybody who thinks Gus has the Heart to take Smiff on for 5 rounds after getting BLACKED is a cazzie. Gus only fights well if he feels he is winning, Smiff has been known to make amazing comebacks even when fighting people who are technically better than him.

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So repressed homosexuality passes for comedy now?

Maybe this will make you feel better

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Why was Roop spitting his mouthpiece out before the hit?

both are cans

it was a work

Lukas I got locked out of the email account for 24 hours. Who's your top pick for most sensitive MMA fighter?

That yabadabadoo shuffle in the beginning was excellent.

Adesanya

joanna looks like THAT?

Michel Pereira is our new guy right

Pereira winning confirms 2 things

1.) Thiago Santos will shock the world and
2.) We will get Santos vs Walker for the belt this year

yeesh jessica rose clark blocked me

all i said was thanks for kicking paige's ass and maybe you should stay drunk because you only passed out once you got sober...

what a babby

Fer suuure the rest of the division is going to sit around and wait for Volk to fight the winner of Frankie/Max. Just like Colby got the winner of Woodley/Usman.

UFC needs to nerf wrestling.

Tony scares me.

looks as pelmeni

WHAT A DISGUSTING THING TO SAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>u sound drunk lol
*banned*

i thought aussies could take some lighthearted banter

Of course

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He is such a bad luck brian

dont know about you but I would gladly do meth with JRC

Meth is a girls drug, real men do the hard shit like PCP and Reading Statistics on the rise of the KKK and it's ties to disenfranchised white families after Sherman's march to the sea.

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1000%

Spencer is pretty cute desu senpai ngl

lmao
Dockbro do you ever look out onto the Pacific and wish you were a sailor?

look at megan's wikipedia it says she attempted suicide in the military but her feet touched the ground saving her life

sounds a helluva lot better than the typical fatherless american black girl

the eternal lanklet

LEE BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

he still beats khabib

Please be more respectful, b, it takes a lot of courage to put everything on the line for your entertainment.

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Lee needs to reduce bulk and work on core strength
He likes to rush what are in his eyes 'weaker opponents' however his muscles and lack of true core endurance ensure he'll gas by the second so he spends the rest of the fight half assed fighting.
Rock Climbing, surfing, running or similar exercises combined with less focus on adding bulk (less weights, less bulking) will raise his cardio, raise his core strength and eliminate the problem he has with fatigue while maintaining his strength.
Feel sorry for the man, has the ability just taking the wrong path to get to where he wants to.
If you're reading this Kevin, fuck the bulking off and work on your cardio or youll be the next gatekeeper.

Derek, Inbox.

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I tried watching it, had to turn it off 10 minutes in. I like Schaub, but stand up comedy just isn’t his thing.

This thread is deader than Rich Piana

> the next gatekeeper

At the moment, that would be a step up for him.

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he doesn't have the ability he'll never be a decent boxer he's an aspen ladder

LEE IS A BUM

Grappling is boring to be honest friends

how can a man be this disgusting?

Khabib is a hopeless boxer, slow as a snail and constantly overreaches and leaves himself hanging.
Half the reason he closes his eyes and nearly trips on his power shots backing up yet remains undefeated.
Boxing isnt everything in mma my dude

Barboza confirmed can

I didn’t find it painfully bad. Then again a listened to it on the way to work. That said I only ever even cracked a smile during the sandals bit at the end. I’m still baffled that he does a Joey Diaz impression and makes a Eddie Bravo ‘look into it’ joke with no context as to who they are; as if both of them are common knowledge.

he's a moderator for bloodyelbow
it's clearly taking a toll on him
and he unironically gets paid to do it
twitter.com/punisher_bass

Anybody who knows Brendan Schaub knows him through Rogan's podcast so it's not much of a stretch for him to assume they know those guys.

That makes no sense. The point of Schaubisms is to not be AS brain damaged as him

KEVIN PEEE

LMAO

Kevin "The Toilettown Peenom" Pee

i invented the tillsborough disaster

tillborn fetus over here

What's Darren Till's power level now? Is going crazy a nerf or a buff?

Pooel Poomero

Remember the time an untrained child that was dying of leukemia landed flush on Kevin Lee?

OVER 9000

Most of Joe Rogans fans listen to his podcast yet (as far as I know) even he doesn’t resort to this. Also the special aired on showtime so people unfamiliar with him are going to watch it. Wasn’t the whole point of a special to get new fans?

Zilch. Don't @ me again.

CTE and ego death crazy so it's a nerf. Jon Jones is the buff type of crazy.

Jones little b8 speech on DC had CTE all over it.

didn't get to watch any fights this weekend but i'm finally getting around to watching this blessed schaub special and i'm loving it.

anyone else here have any thawlts on it?

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he's a better standup than rogan

That's just his New York accent.

so is brendan schaub show just another podcast or actually a comedy show?

he lokks stiff,jokes are forced and dull and most importantly he slurs words

making another run for his title seems like his best choice after this bombs

His New York accent didnt make him repeat the same shit 3 times

i heard it's cawlmedy

mega sperms

the jokes would be forced if there was A SINGLE FUCKING PUNCHLINE what am i even fuckin watching here b?

*holds a right handed rifle the wrong way*

butthead.

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I thought it was weird when he started talking about him and his brother sucking eachother off inside of a rented convertible mini cooper in Texas

i think you'd be surprised

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Some African Americans have a quirky speaking habit of repeating a phrase they want to exclaim multiple times, think
>thug rose
>thug rose
>thug rose
>thug rose
>thug rose

at least billie eilish was smart enough to have her brother write her material

and this guy post on heem or something?

yeah that was right after he got buttfucked by the uber driver right, amigo?

i dont know but i really hope you get the next thread. i can see airplane is gunning for it.

I think I only ever cracked a smile at one joke. I was really trying to be objective about it too.

>Create /heem/ OC, post it on here over a year ago
>Reverse image search now trying to find when I first posted it
>It's been posted on Sherdog and Reddit several times
Fuck you guys.

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maybe its wishful thinking.
reckon he should fight DC at heavyweight though

I made this during my brief time at pol
youtube.com/watch?v=bgGDfUt-vbA

6k views. thats big for me

Gustafsson
Volkan
Manuwa
Amirkhani
Damir
Sung Bin Jo

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Johnny Bones is the GOAT and you are basically a frickin moron

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Look at this shit, people posting my meme for likes. Someone even posted "thanks /heem/". Fuck you plebbitors.
reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/amuvqx/brian_ortega_locks_in_an_anaconda_choke_but_cub/

upvoted

During my last bi-annual visit to Sherdog I saw all of Canada's Matt Hughes train jokes on top of the normal tree fiddy & Rickrollng nonsense. Yea Forums in general is a meme factory for the rest of the net which explains a lot of things

downvoted

>pick up muh snacks for the spicy heems tonight
>check to see when they start
>turns put today is actually Sunday and I missed the fights
Bros...

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Sounds more like
>I reposted my OC to Reddit for validation, acknoldge me /heem/

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based neet

show adoration to your fans fren
you made it

You need those CBDs and lionsmane shrooms, my guy

what are you doing home on a Monday morning breh
Me? About to go surf some empty 2-4ft southerly bombs lighting up the east coast (protected from the southerly wind) points

Multiple accounts posted my shit, you're probably one of them. Meme thief

lmao

Why does asia exclusively produce cans?

onions

too much soi and weak genes, they're too fragile

meme bases like taekwondo and karate

That was a shitty stoppage lol

Actually all the GOATs at LW are Asian or part Asian

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>Gooby
>Edgar
>Florian
>Ferguson
What are you talking about, my guy?

Name one

>pride died

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Closer (Closer)
Closer than I've ever been

it's a beast fer shurr b

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gus
oez
rakic
fish
Had
jo

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you expose yourself as an ultra cazzie disregarding the asians

so many great thais and japs,so many bangers

I wont even bother with names

just because there are not many dominant Asians in the wrestlehugging shitshow that Jewfc has become doesnt mean there arent many goat Asian strikers

>generic just bleed swang n bang style
>generic name
>forgettable head in need of panel beating
>so so record
is Anthony Smith the GOAT can?

Connor bitched out and tapped from a fucking face squeeze. He wanted out, which is the least honorable thing to do in fight sports. Kys rape shill. I hope your mother gets raped.

There are primary school wrestlers who could dumb them on their heads they're 125lbs and these kids are 80lbs it wouldn't be a fight

>australians acting like they know anything about fighting
lmao the only champ you ever had has never fought for the title get out of here

>connor praises the LGBT gay community
What did he mean by this?

they all get clowned when they fight ocidental fighters, Horiguchi is like the only decent one nowadays

manlet lobby going strong

I'm Samoan and Polynesians are the most over represented at the top level by several orders of magnitude

>rapes an irish woman

If Zabit (or Ortega if Frankie becomes the champ somehow) get a major win in the next several months they'll cuck Volk out of a title shot. "What have you done for me lately" is the name of the game in the UFC and Volk being told he gets the next shot counts for fuck all nothing.

>no samoan or polynesian champs ever either
get the fuck out of here you fucking championlet

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You expose yourself as an ultra manlet regarding the asians
All those goat strikers would get molested by a decent wrestler

>being so caz you forget current champions

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max doesnt count because he lost to poorier who was a fw, hes just a can in waiting

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>can't cut down to 145 anymore
>can't hande 155
Is he done?

>seething champlet trying to deny the truth

Good meme that everyone reposts and loves to laugh at

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wrestling is literally destroying the sport slowly and you still defend it

as for the manletweights I am pretty fine with it as long as there are technicians like Tenshin and Rodtang not the Ufc bums

based
Also Lumpinee stadium champions would destroy any UFC fighter, wrestlefucks included

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imagine creating this in its entirety and then showing it off to others

kek

Tenshin literally flush the GOAT lumpinee champion when he was 17 LMAO

absolutely yes

let them bums watch Formiga and Sterling and think they are top notch fighters

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Who's going to get the next one?

the invisible schuab of the posting market my man

Woah GSP got heemed by Captain America? How come nobody told me?

Floyd flushed Tenshin when he was 42 lmao

novo

little early, huh buddy? I take it this means a lot to you?

yea

>early
>but it's a based natty paulo edition
i'll allow it

yeah i'd feel pretty honoured too

Gus
Volkan
Jimi
Amirkhani
Hadzovic
Teymur

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I got blocked on twitter by Tony Ferguson for calling him an idiot and he deserved to tear his knee apart for wearing shades indoors like a cunt, didn't realise he had blocked until I went to say nice words to him recently when the mental breakdown thing happened lol

LITERALLY

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kai ta'e mata usi

Gus

>my regular barber jesus wasn't there
>so i was going to get my hair cut by a guy named jamal
>jamal's a black dude and he's going to give a mean ass hair cut
>turns out he's asian as shit!
>dicey dicey!
>i would feel better if this was math or some shit
>he cuts my hair
>it looks like shit
>i tell him see you next time even though i don't like it

that's literally the first bit

how is that funny
jesus

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