Have sex edition
>Pakistan
Live
5th ODI, Pakistan tour of England at Leeds, May 19 2019
England 351/9
Pakistan 6/3 * (2.6/50 ov, target 352)
Pakistan require another 346 runs with 7 wickets and 47.0 overs remaining
Live
1st ODI, Afghanistan tour of Ireland at Belfast, May 19 2019
Ireland 210
Afghanistan 21/2 * (10.3/50 ov, target 211)
Afghanistan require another 190 runs with 8 wickets and 39.3 overs remaining
remember when pakistan were the top ranked ODI team?
No
yeah you weren't watching cricket then fat cunt and everyone was happier for it
Why is Vince opening?
certain man ITT
literally pathetic how shit Pakistan are at cricket . If you’re gonna build mosques all over my country at least provide some cricketing kino to make up for it
take a shower
hit the weights
get a clue
gain height
have sex
paddy upton just following big daddy cool's mantra desu
Paki B
looks just like a certain British soap actor but I can’t put my finger on who
your mum
BASED
reckon cricket in Morocco should be an ICC focus objective
japan and south korea for me desu
Shut up Plebby
Wreslefags go back
Suck your dead mum bitch
remember when anglos were based ? yeah me neither.
Reminder that Zachy is a Welshman.
France don’t play test cricket either because of some metaphysical extremely bad luck or it’s deliberate to spite the English
One of my best mates is French and adores cricket. I reckon it's a sport they'd take to well if the British had bothered to spread it.
yeah it’s weird, test cricket suits the French down to the ground .
Pakistan are so shit lmao
reminder England played worse against Ireland than they have this series
2017 champions trophy kino was just 2 years ago mong
business idea: replace pakistan with scotland in the world cup
That was all time great kino btw, and it'd practically like winning the world cup.
I think the internet sucks
god dammit they're not broadcasting the worldc up at all here so i'm gonna have to watch some choppy pajeet stream at 5 in the morning
without intending it I was at an Indian restaurant when that game was on, hilarious how furious everyone there was
that pic is literally me trying so hard but in vain to get comfy on Sunday evening ahead of toil the next day
Have you seen xfinity’s facebook ad for willow? It’s hilariously accurate.
350 on the cards
That your weight in pounds, Queenslander?
has straffo weighed in on the election yet
>replying to yourself
Mate you have no idea how satisfying that was. I don't care if we tank for the next 20 years for another moment like that
the amir show
the rest of the cricket world loved it too, obviously not as much as you lads but I was fucking overjoyed with the result
tell me about Babar Azam in tests
a poorly average of 35.29
for me it's her
Ireland to win surely
good lord she makes the ausgrils look masculine in comparison
where do i find ausgrils boros?
kiwi nonce
not a good day to be brown it must be said
Soonay Leees
CRINGEDIAN SUBCONTINENT BTFO
LADS had jofra archer been EXPOSED?!
>5 bottom
captain, also best figure, and also the hottest
some people have it all
"men" who ingest fina are incapable and do not desire the act of sexual intercourse
just woke up
not sure why you would take archer over a full strength woakes
Look at that luscious full head of hair. Balding nonces should take note
It’s the sebbo way of life, having hair and lifting weights, getting laid and clueing in the clueless.
Ah yes, the shubbo way of life, being morbidly obese, never leaving the house, raping and killing little white dogs.
peter siddle playingthe fiddle
Png
cric frens ^^
and peter siddle has got a hat for his birthday
>*scratches the ball*
grim
Archer has been EXPWOAKESED
>ball scratch
>freeze frame
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
this would be a great film tbaqfhwy
vivid thread
Needs to be a film about Australian cheating. There is so much source material they could make a trilogy at least.
There's a TV documentary series in the US called "American Greed". They need to do "Australian Cheating".
has the ecb awoakesn yet
he's Weighed In lads
certified heavy right there
stop spouting memes you don't understand
>stop spouting memes you don't understand
based straffo
a full strength James Vince
the pride of Cuckfield
I thought he was lefty? That's actually a pretty good response to the situation.
Ah, yes. The cricket.
*farts*
he'll get told to stay in his lane and that he's suggesting jews should have just put up with some holocausting for the greater good, and he'll waffle. they always do.
Smells like shit in here
Sorry for that
India >>>>> Poo Peeland
he is but he is developing a genuine level of nuance in his political opinions
Based
didn't get the promotion lads
howling at the GOT ending
gonna be okay m8?
>watching gay of poos
the person who got it was well deserving and more experienced than I but I still feel pretty shit. big blow to my self-esteem
Asif Ali's daughter died lads.
recipe calls for cumin seeds, what will happen if I just use cumin powder instead?
England
India
Australia
New Zealand
only teams with any chance of making it to the final this year.
for me it's an Australia v England final
>le Sri Lanka XD XD XD
ScoMo predicted to win 77 and secure an absolute majority lads
absolute state of Labor
for me it's cumin vagina
Wentworth has gone to the Liberals lads, it's over
sucked shit mate
Whomstve can stop England lads? Apart from Ireland and Avghan
Steve Smith will flop cap this
For me, it's India vs England.
g'day lads
...
We could stop ourselves
>we
tipping a war between amerifats and iran on the cards
Hope they hold it in America this time. Not really fair the the sandbros hold all the matches at home
think it's considered poor form for kiwis to utter terroristic threats on the internet these days.
shame on you
You forgot south Africa lad
>the eternal semi finalists
Meanwhile on your presidents Twitter...
y u haf to be mad
>south Africa
kek
not going to lie BUT THIS is the post
How do the aussies feel about New Zealands impending no.1 test ranking?
inevitable
lol
South Africa aren't even good in paper this year
a full strength Wahab Riaz
America can't even stage a successful Syrian or Venezuelan uprising anymore lmao Iran will be a shitshow
Pax Americana has been a bit shit
reckon a change of job is on the cards
Grim day at the toil
NZ > Aus
tfw no Jynn gf
Bumsex business getting a bit sore on the arse, statsy?
a full strength lahiru kumara
state of yanks
a full strength head of hair
a full strength erection
so predictable
I don't predict zachy will be experiencing either any time soon
stop talking about my penis you nonce
If I don't nobody will, except maybe to laugh
kiwi nonces love to talk about soft penises wonder why
12 overs on the trot for old man Jim
off to maccas you boys want anything
Should I just lose my virginity to an escort?
no thanks
How old are you. If 25 or over yes
do they still have those apple pies that burn ya mouth?
are u capable of meeting a woman in publc?
Well these tinder slags always flake, so I'm over it.
x
yeah mate
Madoka WILL save /cric/
leaving the thread after that atrocious post
test
what did JL mean by this
Love having a bat in the shower.
do Indians not have changing rooms?
staying in the thread after that based and magicalpilled post
Can it be fixed?
youtube.com
shat during bat
yikes
bit going on here
How many matches did he fix?
grim happenings over in /nrl/ lads
yeah good luck with that
also, gay
what did he mean by this
new zealand cries out for a world cup
Leave shitting the bed to me.
fuck I'm handsome
the call me noselfcontrolbro
Lads whos better, TSUralitharan or Warnssi?
warne no contest
european elections this week lads
shan't be participating
if I didn't have to work I would not even leave the house on the day
what is a european election
elect some cunts to sit in the european parliament sometimes and collect six figure salaries while doing nothing
Wasnt warner the one that called him a terrorist or some shit
would vote for the brexit party if was at home
maybe he's just trying to be the bigger man
all for nowt of course, because they will both be ribbed mercilessly throughout
/fing/
>Joe Root, right, batting in the, err, in the IPL, right? Doing well, got 35 runs or whatever, little fella bowls a yorker, right under the bat, 93mph, right? He's thinking "Oo, he's fast" and that. Get to the post-match interviews, turns out...little monkey fella. Now Chimps Worldwide are getting involved for discrimination because they won't let him ay in the, erm, IPL and that innit...it's all here, it's all here! Internet, internet! Ananova, user...y'wanna take a look at that?
karl certainly wouldn't know the name of the competition, the name of the player that got bowled nor the chimp charity that is protesting
BRITAIN HOCKEY SUPERPOWER 2024
not a sport
only found out we had a team at all last week
Shoved a cucumber up my arse and my guts don't feel too good atm.
my vices are laziness and gluttony
really?
Yeah, been shitting more blood than usual.
get yourself a prostate massager if you absolutely must put something up your bum
are you gay?
hoW the fuck can you get away with frauding on your age by like 10 years. Just ridiculous
Just feels good every now and again.
Thought about it.
stuck my finger up my bum at 15
didn't care for it and won't do it again
same
Eh, I’m glad I didn’t. Took me a few years but I’m glad for it.
/hoc/
Sport is a significant part of Bahamian culture. The national sport is cricket. Cricket has been played in the Bahamas from 1846,[83] the oldest sport being played in the country today. The Bahamas Cricket Association was formed in 1936, and from the 1940s to the 1970s, cricket was played amongst many Bahamians. Bahamas is not a part of the West Indies Cricket Board, so players are not eligible to play for the West Indies cricket team. The late 1970s saw the game begin to decline in the country as teachers, who had previously come from the United Kingdom with a passion for cricket, were replaced by teachers who had been trained in the United States. The Bahamian physical education teachers had no knowledge of the game and instead taught track and field, basketball, baseball, softball,[84] volleyball[85] and Association football[86] where primary and high schools compete against each other. Today cricket is still enjoyed by a few locals and immigrants in the country usually from Jamaica, Guyana, Haiti and Barbados. Cricket is played on Saturdays and Sundays at Windsor Park and Haynes Oval.
nobody gives a flying fuck about cricket here
sucks to be you
ya ding-dong diddly worked?
they're really cheap, there's no excuse
if you like the feeling of things up your bum (and I won't judge, I enjoy it from time to time) get the proper tools
/cric/- hairloss pills and prostrate massages
this is the first conversation i've seen about anal insertions on /cric/, whereas hair loss is discussed daily
Are you a man of god, brother?
>takes dutasteride, which was originally designed to shrink your prostate
>enjoys stimulating his prostate
Really, really, really makes you think
do not
/bumlicker/
I stand corrected.
>enjoys anal penetration without prostate stimulation
>has a shrunken prostate from chronic dutasteride usage
>doesn’t eat red meat
Monday can suck my dick going sleep
Why is Joe Burns going back to Aus? Dying family member, drugs or closet wufter?
excuse me?
what's with this general and all this anal play talk?
Boo-urns
Participate or get out
any truthies to share
committing suicide young ensures you leave a small carbon footprint
Use a wheelchair and Never leave a footprint again
for some reason society frowns on able-bodied people using wheelchairs
Not here. You can go to a walmart to take a shit as is our custom here nd every scooter will be being used by 300 lbs black people in their 20s and 30s. 90 year old grandmas will be pushing a cart but sh'neequa and leveon need dem a scooter
I'm sure there's someone that would be willing to break your nonce legs in the prison you go to for noncery
grim
>no brendon taylor this world cup
utterly grim
>new zealand posters
the grimmest
frankly i have been nothing but nice to you mate
its the other yob youre looking for
Think I've discovered /cric/ the cocktail: Vodka Grimlet.
that wasn’t me
not every British poster is me baldy locks lots are aldhy locks for starters
im nice to every brit flag though
>brown nosing the Brit nonces
Sort your life out
a full strength cheese scone and flat white
a full strength shane bond coaching indians
A full strength Shane Bond's spine
>michael slater kicked off a plane for getting into a 'heated' argument
kek
Michael Slater is a cunt
Viet on the cards
just saw someone wearing headphones that weren't beats ahahahahaha
top bloke
/hoc/ here. Found I have gay tendencies, so my enjoyment of ice hockey is waning. How homo do you have to be to enjoy cricket? I read on a forum at least 46%. This true, lads?
*sharts*
CLEAN IT UP /CRIC/
Never. Apologize. Nothing good comes from it. They people against you will NEVER change their stance and will only double down once you bitch out and apologize.
so true
sometimes it takes a hot blooded god fearing American to set things straight
such a good memory
honestly do reckon South Asians have a very good sense of humour
unironically love Old Town Road
>The British High Commission has announced electronic passport gates are now available for Aussies and Kiwis carrying electronically enabled passports.
based
>implying anyone wants to go back to Grimland
content with free travel between Australia and New Zealand
Just got frosted tips lads ama
chuck us a picture lad
might have a good huff of my ball sweat lads
Shant be showing you a picture lad, dont want to make zachy envious of my immaculate hairline.
beer on the cards
enjoying a cold one and sniffing my balls lads. smell pretty fresh still if you were wondering.
dont care for ball sweat desu
a full strength Heath streak
a full strength Gino Heyd
good times
a full strength Henry Olonga
wouldn't mind an Aussie-born vietnamese wife 2bh
10 days lads.
playing golf
who should i root for in the world cup? my brain says aus but my heart says nz
remember this tri series well
used to enjoy watching Zimbabwe play back then
well did the indian cricket team have sex?
Indians are all incels
how did a nation of incels get a population of 1bn
it's all the rape and forced marriages i reckon
they rose up
thinking about the Andy Flower sweep shot
Yea Forums is overflowing with teenage pseuds
tell someone to have sex and you'll get an essay in reply on Society
being a pseud is better than being a cringy /pol/ kid tb h
literally the same people
they think Yea Forums is the "intellectual /pol/"
horrible board now
grim
same with /his/
when did you grow out of /pol/, bros? it was 2017 for me
never visited
this
it was like old Yea Forums before the elections, since then it's pure cancer
not sure about that
the trial of that police officer who shot the black kid and gamergate were pretty bad
about 2016. Still visit occasionally though as it can be interesting in a chaotic way
kinda, but it wasn't full blown nazi larping like it is now
yeah not full blown but it was bad
remember moot deleted /new/ because it was a nazi sympathising shithole
why does gookmoot even let it exist today? it's not like he makes money off of it.
too big to delete, the site would go into meltdown
banning gamergate on Yea Forums ruined the site for over a month
sex generally seems to be the 1# in the world right now, related to the complication i just described. whether or not you desire it, you must seek it out because everyone is doing it. i think it's obvious i'm speaking of lust, culture and industry.
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Cant get enough of this lads
literally one of the posts I was talking about lmao
i figured
sad Davey Willy
id be fuming
this jamaican has turned up literally a month ago and taken his spot
whole thing is a farce
empire ended years ago can't go claiming the natives anymore
lads whats the perfect height for a cricketer?
bowler - 6'1"
batsman - 5'8"
That lass that got Hepburned just went on uk tv. you can tell shes a proper munter lads.
when the stormfront shilling came back before the election and everyone started agreeing with them instead of telling them to fuck off
yes very irritating, especially when the ECB has rules and guidelines for naturalisation of foreign-born players and just changed them specifically to get jofra archer in the team because rules don't really matter under 'exceptional circumstances' (whenever it is convenient)
I'd be absolutely seething
it would have been late 2016 or early 2017
the american election was fun and everything but it seemed like the board had become a haven for american boomers, neo-nazis and teenage memelords (because it had)
don't even find it fun to troll anymore
have disconnected from politics almost entirely since then, waste of time
They are just bringing it in line with tje rest of the world so why doez it matter. Even if he just naturalised some untalented engbong wouls be pissed off so doesnt matter to me.
I don't think other countries poach talent as much as we do though
we don't at all really, Fawad Ahmed is the only one I can think of along with Quadir. the saffers and zimbabweans we have moved over as kids and hardly count as foreign players
NZ has a few like Watling and Grandhomme, but nowhere near as many as England
I go on accents
I don't consider ben stokes foreign because he sounds like a normal north east lad
Its not like countries actively poach talent. People choose by themselves to play for england. Its no way englands fault there happens to be alot of people in other commonwealth countries who qualify for the uk and want to play for it. And im sure the fact that the overwhelmong majority of these people are south african probably has some roots in south africas political past whether directly or indirectly.
I don't have a massive problem with it really
but I would just say about your point about players wanting to play for england, is that because they love the motherland sooo much or is it because they get a shitton more money
the english counties actively poach talent though, they'll go out and target south africans and west indians
jofra archer didn't ask about coming to england, sussex organised for chris jordan to convince him to go over
I dont know anything about how much players get payed in different countries. doesnt matter to me. I assume that is RSA pays lower its because ita poorer than NZ, Aus etc? I feel like that cant be the only isolated reason because of the way people usually feel about their country, they will often want to represent regardless.
a full strength jon Lewis
The lad still has a choice though. Not out fault west indian cricket is in a state.
Mate youve been leaching off anglo- blood since your pseudo-country was conceived. Dont talk to us about poaching.
yes but you said that countries weren't actively poaching talent when that is objectively wrong in England's case
Australia and New Zealand will select qualified players, but don't arrange to have foreign players coming over and playing in our domestic circuits like England does. If a South African moves and goes through the grade circuits, a state side might pick them up like they did with Botha. There is no contriving to have the players move though. No one is putting contracts in front of them and giving them accomodation like the English counties do. Ireland talks about targeting Australians and New Zealanders with Irish parents, but haven't yet.
England is inarguably the exception when it comes to foreign players.
real summer hours in pengdiv
real nonce hours in noncediv
real baldy hours in balddiv
Since every other board became /pol/ lite and I didn't need to go there to get my Racism fix
t. Kiwi nonce
bit worrying what's going on in Northern Ireland
But whats wrong with that. A player is eligible for two countries, legally theres no systematic reason to justify him to prefer one over the other. Its fair game for both nations to attract and nurture the right players but ultimately its up to the player. If they felt strongly for their nation they wouldnt play for england. Also should be pointed out the obvious fact that you are far more likely to get people eligible for england in cricket compared to any other nature due to englands historical status in the commonwealth and its disproportjonately large population. Really dont know what you lads are seething about. England doesnt own me. I could decide tomorrow I never wna play for england but my home nation of Chechnya instead.
I would probably choose to play for ireland because my dad is irish and I'm not very good so would have a better chance of playing
made no comment as to whether it was right or wrong, just disagreed with implying English cricket didn't actively attempt to secure African and West Indian players
had good fun trolling the niki lauda thread but feel slightly guilty because I found americans trolling the phil hughes threads incredibly obnoxious
when will an AI beat humans at cricket lads
there's a video that I just can't find anymore that had the ultimate theoretical fast bowler body in it
was totally ludicrous, he was about 8 foot tall with enormous buttocks and a bowling arm that went down to his knees
wouldn't want to face that
who is niki lauda
Some burnt cunt. Looks ugly. Can't stand ugly people that's why I hate zachy.
Phil Hughes opens my cunts & runts XI along with Warner
anyone post puberty is ugly to you
Nah just bald ugly dudes really
mmmm OKAY then have fun have that my weird over 30 kiwi nonce friend
>BBC : Name the 26 players to have taken part in the last two WCs
horrific stuff from the British
grim
working class people should be round up and put in labour camps
i'll have a go
andrew strauss
kevin pietersen
james anderson
paul collingwood
ajmal shahzad
graeme swann
ian bell
jonathan trott
stuart broad
matt prior
moeen ali
steven finn
jos buttler
joe root
james taylor
michael yardy (?)
gary ballance
tim bresnan
monty panesar (?)
ravi bopara (?)
20, and I'm not sure about 3 of them
pretty dire considering I actually like odis a lot
btw, I pieced those together mostly from the tie against india in 2011, and the humiliation against NZ in 2015
those are the ones I remember most strongly, because I was producing guerilla cricket commentary in the latter and it was funny how angry and then despondent they got
and the india tie because it was a really exciting match and I was actually in sri lanka for that world cup and remember watching it at the hotel with the sri lankan staff making fun of us during it
not many left
oh my god I forgot eoin morgan
well I didn't forget him, I did think of him but apparently I didn't actually put his name in
only remembered shahzad because he hit a six off his first ball in the last or 2nd last over of the india chase
reckon tremlett should be in there too
reckon one day bowlers should try being fast and accurate
will never catch up
*on
panesar was wrong, the other two were right
the ones I missed were
chris tremlett
luke wright
chris woakes
sméagol tredwell
chris jordan
alex hales
I think weyes blood sucks
I think kuldeep yadav sucks
fucking hate michael vaughan such a fucking smug irritating cunt
youtube.com
u lads are watching this right?
absolute mare of a wicket
yes mate
u like cricket too mate?
bit of a Boyd Rankin fan to be honest
yeah mate I do
Fantastic stuff mate!
BASED FUCKIN RANKIN!
a full strength Steve Finn
a full strength me
Ireland to lose
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Such a banger
test cricket is peng
yeah, I'm gonna make the post on the old /cric/ thread
I'm gonna (shit) post 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna make the post on the old /cric/ thread
I'm gonna (shit) post 'til I can't no more
I got the tripcunts in the back
Sebbo is too fat
/hoc/ is seething mad
Got Richo who's mad to match
/cric/ saved by Mado-ka
You can make the post
I been making wallops
You ain't been out Hagley O-val
this will be the simpsons song moment of the 2019 world cup and ashes
the fit
I think Mitchell starc sucks
lots of forced memes in this thread
got this borderline dead anorexic as fuck cat mate I’ve been feeding up last few days
if You look closely you’ll see some processed meat just below it
need to perk him up to full strength lads
That garden is a shambles. No wonder you have wild animals in that jungle
can anyone on /cric/ solve today’s puzzle
it’s not my garden . I live in a flat with no access to that land you can see
yeah
got horrible deadlift form and can't fix it
a half strength banista
have animatE and doiliEs
but also have maRtian and maRmoset
We're sitting in the cafeteria of an understatedly opulent hotel. It is luxury far removed from Clarendon, and it's apt, because Thomas is now far removed from the struggles he once faced, his face untroubled even when he talks about the gun violence in the place where he grew up.
Did he actually see any of it up close?
"All the time, man," he laughs. "I got used to it at one point, to be honest. I've seen my brother get shot and killed. He was 16, I was probably 11. [But] I was just never in any wrong place at the wrong time. It doesn't trouble me anymore."
grim
sebbo trying to use the full strength meme when he has no fucking clue who we're mocking with it
one of the greatest /cric/ posts in history, and all of Yea Forums.
based
Pakistan's jersey for the world cup is very good
anyone in?
yea me lad
world cup prediction?
pakis to take it
very bold
how did I end up in this pit again lads? though I climbed out five years ago
had many of them in my time lad, personally i’m Very particular about what desgniated banitsa bakeries I pick my breakfast up from
this World Cup has Sri Lankan victory etched all over it
>zachy my son
>your stomach hurt now
>yu must chose were to consume
>proud british chip shop
>or designated banista bakery
m.youtube.com
That song is trying so hard to be this (black guy ft the country singer) but it will never be as good as it
fuck man that’s a tough one don’t make me choose
>hindus are literal nazis who are killing mixed race babies
thanks for waking me up netflix
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don’t think that lamb masala is sitting well lads, I actually can’t stand the smell of my own farts
>lamb masala
we don't even eat lamb here
literally can’t think of a more pointless cricketing nation than Newzealand . Ok Trent boult can bowl and Kane Williamson can bat, but apart from that they’ve been a throughly pointless entity throughout the 15 years I’ve been following cricket
I will literally never go bald
For me it’s lamb sausage
>red meat in 2019
Yikes from me
zachy is a manlet lads
what’s your manlet criteria
Jesus fucking Christ do we ever look alike
New Zealand cricket is literally absolutely fucking pathetic and pointless. They never , ever seriously threaten to win an international trophy and literally lay down and die every time they face South Africa or australia in test cricket. Also New Zealand was founded as a safe haven for nonces
their sole claim to fame is beating shit teams at home or good teams at their lowest ebb. Very sad
based, why did we ditch this color? it was kino.
Australian cricket > NZ cricket > Indian cricket > Windies cricket > shit > Pakistan cricket > finasteride > England cricket
fully expecting to get some uncanny umberto , weird , kiwi nonce brown noser retaliating to my latest post. Very weird
Are you triggered gangu?
India will soon be Islamic nation
Inshallah
why are you always showing your chest hair? do you like boys?
modi is coming again katwe. if i were you i'd run to kuwait and start day labour like your relatives.
damn lad didn’t realise you were quite as braindead as this. Adipose tissue gets deposited all over the body and it’s quite literally stopping your brain from functioning properly . Lose weight
Dropping muscular and elite truthbombs on /fa/
Lads
so true
Bhangendra modi is slave to votes
He can't do anything to us
In fact he has done more for Muslims than Hindus in last the 5 years
If I were u I'd run to Bhutan and never return
lettuce be reality certain man ITT is cognitively lacking if he doesn’t think Sri Lanka are taking this one
>He can't do anything to us
lmfao 2002
where will you be when Sri Lanka win the cricket World Cup lads?
honestly, most conservative youth(and therefore future political elite) don't even consider muslims the primary enemy.
but you say shit like this which makes us want to throw you in the उबलता पतीला when the time for the genocide comes
>me waiting for kino Rohit sixes
more like rowshit
because hes probably not very good at rowing haha
probably dead in the ground because it wont be in any of our life times
>Thread created 2 days ago
Grim
>modern Canadian flag
Dire
cricket in 8 days
just got told to have sex lads
did you?
imagine being this casual
i'll probably be in a courtroom, like i usually am when good cricket matches are being won
Business idea: Bald cricket. May only be played by men afflicted with balding. Finasteride will be our first banned substance.
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Not followed cricket for a long time. I barely know the rules, don't know the stats or ins and outs. Any tips or should I just watch the World Cup and hope I get it? Based on the stuff I have watched recently, England's bowling is fucking dire and despite all the media saying their batting game is good, I don't see it. If they were smacking 400+ odd, sure. But I don't see Australia or India having any major issues with removing the batters and holding off terrible bowlers.
First British mosque was built in 1896 mate. This country has had Muslims for decades.
England won’t win and neither will Australia or India
That leaves New Zealand, Pakistan, South Africa, Afghanistan, West Indies or Bangladesh winning it. I could see South Africa possibly memeing. Pakistan isn't as bad as the 4-0 suggests. New Zealand possibly. Bangladesh probably not but who knows.
you left out the big one
a full strength avishka fernando
Have there been any radical rule changes in the past 25-50 years that completely changed the flow/pace of a match, or how the game is played? Hockey, for example, got rid of the two-line pass and cracked down on the clutching and grabbing allowed, leading to a dramatic increase in scoring for the past ~15 years.
a full strength Hamid Hassan
fuarr
Yeah they enforce mandatory flat tracks now
Last day of the Fascist Modi regime today In-Sha-Allah
only late twenties but keep pulling my back muscles for no apparent reason. I guess this is the beginning of the end
lol loser
lamb is the best meat there is
You should stop bending over to get fucked up your nonce arse
I'm a fat fucking pig
I'm a common fungus
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up
AND I'M THE POST
Rice and Curry it is
what kind of curry?
can see Nuwan Pradeep playing an influential role this World Cup
for me, it’s The Dr. of Common Sense
decided I’m only going to feed skelly cat once a week. Sustenance but not dependence
Once a week is a bit sad mate
Spicy pumpkin curry with a side of green gotukola salad. Top stuff
going to see aladdin tonight lads
piss of an report footy news.crickets shite
sounds nice. Love cookery programs filmed in Sri Lanka. The food looks great
lads ama
Why is England so retarded about changing their jersey. Can't they stick to one color?
What the actual fuck is this? How is this not banned or something.
*scores a muscular 213 (509)*
This scenario is not far fetched at all
Thanks Modiji
last two digits of post is how many wickets amir will take this World Cup
truth nuke
need to be in the pub watching the cricket World Cup
i dunno... pub?
Tipping ausgods to win another world cup
Why is Mark wood considered one of englands best ODI pace bowlers in the best ODI team when his average is shocking? Purely on paper I wpuld not hesitate to BTFO that "le pacey whitoid pseudo-ngubu" instantly, especially when you have access to the real thing now. Absolute state of ODI cricket.
a full strength Afghanistan
Based, think we have a good chance this year lads
England's bowling is pretty shite desu
lads are the ''barmy'' ''army'' based or cringe?
>outside of england
cool
>in england
grim
Tbf you aussie lot can be far worse.
agreed. them going abroad and winning the entire fucking competition? gets tiresome for non-aussies right quick.
the only thing wrong here is the bong should have severely thinning hair
and perhaps a banista and a bottle of dutasteride
check'd
Im complaining about their fans Pakanon
Hey I made that. Neat.
well yea m8, their competitors going abroad and winning, then you get the aussie """""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""" going abroad acting like they're hot shit, like their nation isn't a bunch of descendants of convicts.
make another one
Why do batsmen not stand facing the bowler?
Is the advantage of having a 'dominant' side and standing to exploit available leverage not trumped by the ability to have equal (at the cost of leverage) shot availability on both sides as well as the fact you can see the whole field (particularly given a shot can be played literally anywhere)?
I dont mean reverse sweeps or memeswell shots either, I mean standing square on to the bowler as your standard position.
the large Hispanic nonce brown noser leb seb
Today is the day.
Today, lads. Yes, today.
This is the day in which I shall have made the post.
ooh contains two palindromes: 929 and 06060
No.
whats with these videos
3rd worlders wasting fuel they could be putting towards transporting goods to shipping terminals to send to the lands of light, the west.
Remember shit pooskin? Glad he stopped posting. What an asshole
One of the worst forced gimmicks I've ever seen.
the large Hispanic nonce brown nosing dog diddling leb seb
a full strength Welsh rarebit
can't wait until I don't have to be in this god forsaken shop on my own all day anymore
think head office are getting a bit fed up with me because I always proofread their incredibly shoddy documents and send them back corrected, as well as send emails out to all the other shops pointing out that they have made significant mistakes
only got 40 minutes of toil today myself feels very pointless
started watching line of duty lads. pretty based other than the PoC being forced lit everywhere. nice one cuckistan
under 6', but under 5'10 for gigamanlet
enjoyed the 1st series but had had my fill of it after that
I’m 5’ 11’’
reckon it could be quite based living in india
i would adopt a homeless street girl to be my sex toy
bit noncey
it's entirely noncey
yikes
United Noncedom
look can't we just agree there are nonces everywhere and no particular country has an inherent desire to fondle children (except the UK)
certain man ITT moving plain wrongers
the british establishment routinely shields kiddy fiddlers.
Nonces move freely between Britain and Plovdiv unimpeded
leaving this thread now as there’s a self confessed nonce in it bye
think its just the one mate
I made this post this one was not me
I was pointing out that it was more than a 'bit' noncey
i'm on your side
literally the plot of the episode Im watching rn
well, I would expect a british police show to have at least one episode about not stopping child abuse
other episode ideas
>the team helps keep the neighbourhood safe by uncovering a rusty egg whisk during a weapons sweep
>the team tracks down and apprehends a man who insulted trannies on the internet
noncey b
baldy b
*cant get a wicket for 2 days*
*contributes to adam voges' average being far above his actual skill level*
dominate a test for 4 days only to lose on day 5
muh sandpaper
muh aussie cheats
*is completely irrelevant*
well, where's the lie
nz cricket team enjoys an Aussie cock in its arse and a South African one in its mouth
two poztralians in the cafe I’m in in
state of that accent
probably muscular elite chads
the dude is pretty good looking. Got a tash. Girl looks like a state
Who are your top 5 favorite cricketers ever?
mo asif
Kallis
Pietersen
Chanderpaul
Lara
>Pietersen
redpilled
thanks mate
> Got a tash.
every man in australia
> Girl looks like a state
every woman in australia
nah mate just jump back in, learning the basics is the hard part for people coming into cricket and you'd probably already know that
Cook
Warne
Langer
Pietersen
Kallis
yeah pretty funny two turn up in Plovdiv , Bulgaria of all places being this exact phenotype
chanderpaul
andy flower
steyn
langer
warne
>tfw you will never be a muscular auschad
just googled and apparently aussies are manlets.
morne morkel
andrew flintoff
shane warne
rahul dravid
kumar sangakkara
considering how many croats they have bumping up the average its pretty bad actually
all the chinks and curries dragging us down
anglo australians are taller than the english
t. Sune luus faggot
...
Spain and australia are perhaps the only two countries in the world where the men are better looking than then women
Shane bond
Simon jones
Dale steyn
Glenn Mcgrath
Bumrahpe
Lloyds TSB much?