Venga Boys edition

also it's impossible to find this thread throught the search option

if finding the thread matters, i made one a bit later

Apparently Pogba has already submitted his transfer request.
goal.com/en/news/live/transfer-news-and-rumours-live/z8tthjxjiika13ohk8hvgh4s5

Oh wait I'm blind, he hasn't yet. Fug.

RIP Memechester.

>ignoring the fact there are now more English players playing abroad than there ever was before
I can think of Sancho and Willock, Ronaldo Vieira, Connor Goldson, Rooney, Scott Sinclair, Jon Flanagan, James Tavernier, Keanan Bennetts. I mean, most of those aren't good or going to get into the team, but Sancho, Willock and Ronaldo Vieira might.

Reo Griffiths too

>SPL
>abroad

He mentioned PREMIER LEAGUE FIGURES you fucking PLANK. The SPL isn't fucking PL.

Well playing in the SPLel is certainly not going to generate any England caps.

so fucking based

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Scotland and England arent the same country

You know, it might be autism but I am really annoyed by how teams start using the new kit in the last games of the season.

Tell that to England's saviour Alan Thompson

>1 cap

Tbh going to Scotland is like going north of the Wall in Game of Thrones, frozen wasteland filled with primitive savages. Life expectancy probably lower in Scotland too

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>/trans/ in the name field
I see the reason /trans/ is so shit lately is because it's full of newfags

dios mio

damn. this makes me sad

HOW DUMB MUST ONE BE TO FUCK UP THE OP
IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE BUT HERE THE DUMB FUCK HAS DONE IT
WHY ARE BRITS SUCH INBRED FUCKS WITH CROOKED TEETH AND SUNKEN EYES?

No, it won't. But Southgate is complaining about 'lack of PL playing time for English players' when there are plenty of English players playing abroad. Sancho and Willock could easily play in the PL. Ronaldo Vieira could in a lower PL team. Also, why the fuck is he only caring about the fucking PL? Is he saying that Butland isn't relevant? What about Dael Fry who could be called up (honestly surprised he hasn't been)? What about Jack Clarke? Or Max Aarons?

Because neither I nor the Spurswede did it and we're the only ones who are quality. The Canadian managed it as well.

Probably because all of the national sides that have won a major tournament in the last 20 years has their top league stacked with national talent with large numbers playing in other leagues as well. There's only a handful of English players abroad and there's none at a top team.

There's also few English players in the starting line up for the top teams in the top division in England

It's gone so bad the FA have been taking Irish players.

Ummm sweaty /trans/ is my name dont steal

Welcome to Tottenham Hot Spurs

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Jesus we can't stock our team with championship players

Dortmund was top.... for a bit :^). So Sancho counts. Also, the major reason is that English lads don't want to learn another language, but most non-Anglos learn English anyway so they can come here easily. There's plenty of good players that aren't playing in the PL. As I said, Dael Fry, Jack Clarke and Max Aarons are all potentially starters in a year or two. But because City, Spurs or Liverpool don't have them, they're not played. Look at the squad Southgate too, he complains about lack of playing time but he doesn't take players who play regularly anyway, Arsenal was playing ANM regularly and he isn't even in the subs. Yeah, defence isn't too bad for England, but why is he complaining if he doesn't take them anyway?

Can play central and on the wing. Levy please

Max Aarons is in the PL due to being with Norwich. The rest are, granted, Championship. But are you saying Butland shouldn't play for England, ever? Because he's at Stoke.

Did you remember to apologize to Levy for thinking he should have spent more of his money when Tottenham were already good enough to comfortably reach the cl final?

Im offended by everything and appologize for nothing

>comfortably

Butland shouldn't because he's nowhere near good enough. Max Aarons isn't either, though will be in 2 years time.

I swear to god if Pogba leaves this season I'm done with this club

how fucking retarded do you have to be to chase out the person who is first for us in: goals/xGoals, assists/xAssists, goal-involvements, xGChain, chances created, dribbles, touches, passing chains, progressive passes, through balls, duels won, distance covered.

Any United fan who seriously wants him to leave has a brain deficiency and should seek medical help.

>"comfortably made the CL final"
>didn't win first three group stage games
>only made the knockout stage because Inter choked to PSV
>beat a Dortmund side that failed to show up
>needed VAR to get past Man City
>almost choked to Ajax
nothing comfortable about that at all

>xGchain
>passing chains
>xGassisted
What

And you think Pickford is? Either way, Max Aarons could get good yeah. I don't think there is as big a problem as he thinks. He's also ignoring the fact that players like Holding got injured. Plus that Chelsea player. I don't think introducing some weird limit helps. Some would argue that knowing you're not guarenteed a place in your clubs 11 will make you work harder to get it and thus make you better. If you had to play 9 English players and only allowed 2 non-English players in starting 11 (which is what China does, totally works there, amirite?) then you'd get in simply by dint of being English, rather than because you're actually good. It'll then lead to all the major players being signed by one club or another.

>comfortably
He meme'd his way to the final lmao. He didn't win a load of group games, he got a weak KO stage team, he did quite well against Dortmund (who were freefalling at the time), he needed VAR to beat City and needed a literal 96th min kick of the ball in a +5 injury time game against Memejax to win. If they win, it was pretty undeserved and out of all the teams, Liverpool will be the most difficult.

Why would you want cancer in the locker room even if his stats are decent?

who is your favorite player of this generation

have you seen the other fucking players of course his head will drop.

Look at any other working environment, when you're forced to carry the team and others aren't working as hard as they should you lose your head.

Imperious Man mountain

De rossi

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not that other user but butland has got to be one of the most overrated goalies of recent times

slow, weak arms, poor positioning and not much going on upstairs. at least pickford is mental, he has some edge to his game of sorts

pic related

>xGChain
oh wow I didn't realise pogba was top of the xGChain charts lmao what the actual fuck

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He's not going to change. There will arise something new I dont think he's going to be happy at
ManU.

Not undeserved. Their path to the final was harder than Liverpools.

Was the making of him

Not sure about that, mate.

>Not undeserved. Their path to the final was harder than Liverpools.
>beat the champions of Spain and Germany

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He's either gonna stay or go to Dortmund m8. My guess would be that he stays.

aw what the fuck why

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Uefa wants CL final to be the european Superbowl. I hate it.

Dimmu Borgir were unavailable.

Gay.

thank fuck I don't watch this shit any more

I dunno what the solution is then. Pickford conceded to Montenegro.

gay

>watching CL opening ceremony
A fucking leaf

THE CHAMPIONS

>expecting customers to be anything other than good goys

I hate opening ceremonies and all that. It's football, I don't want it to turn into an event like it's an american sport

Any NEETs getting transferred to Wagie FC?

Where did it all go so wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=lvgWN5USMY0

Lmao, my gf wants me to start working again. She thinks our futures aren’t compatible if I won’t

I’m literally the best she’s ever going to do so she won’t dump me

im transfering from wagie fc to student fc

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quick summer loan to Wagie FC, yeah

Lost track of time....~

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If you support United, buy the kit off DHgate. Fuck the Glazers.

Who do you support again St Lucia bro? I forget.

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See in school man I used to hit boys with a ruler
The English teacher tried make me hoover
But I'm a badboy from Nigeria
Not St. Lucia

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>tfw you missed out on early 90's underground rave culture

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>Gareth Bale was denied a potential farewell appearance at Real Madrid by manager Zinedine Zidane who said: "'If I had a fourth substitute I would not have brought him on."
>Bale, who has been linked with a move to Manchester United, could leave the Spanish giants this summer after six years at the club.

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>Arsenal are set to make their first signing of the summer, according to CalcioMercato.

>The Gunners are said to be on the brink of a £10.5milion deal for the Gremio defender. (Walter Kannemann)

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>xAnything
Zoomers actually think that soccer is about who has the highest stats, like the NBA or something.

So city will most likely get Rodri and a defender now.

But who?

Ederson
Walker - De Ligt - Laporte - Zinchenko
Rodri
Silva - B.Fernandes
Aguero
Who the fuck can stop us next season?

>AC Milan are considering making a move for much-maligned Arsenal defender Shkodran Mustafi, according to Calciomercato.

>With Cristian Zapata leaving San Siro at the end of the season, as his contract expires, Milan are in need of defensive reinforcements.

>Former Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazidis is now at Milan and sees Mustafi as a possible target.

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>wins you a cl final
>”If I had a fourth substitute I would not have brought him on.”

> 9 players
Everyone really

VAR

They've been linked with Kenny Lala of Strasbourg, 27 year old right back

>pic
wtf I love oriental markets now

I forget Sterling and De Bruyne on either wing

>Everton are interested in signing Cristian Zapata after Milan confirmed he will be leaving the San Siro at the end of the season after his contract expires

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The absolute state lmao

eas down with the objectophilia lad

>Lille boss Christophe Galtier has confirmed in-demand forward Nicolas Pepe will leave the club this summer.

>The Ivorian is one of the most coveted players in Europe after scoring 21 goals for the Ligue 1 outfit, helping them qualify for the Champions League.

>With Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and Bayern Munich among those credited with an interest in the 23-year-old, Galtier revealed the club will allow him to depart for a bigger club.

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>we won a treble
>you didn't
>yes we d--
>NO YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE ITS NOT REAL

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They have lost Kompany might lose Otamendi and are linked to a random rb?

>Ole Gunnar Solskajer is prepared to let Paul Pogba leave the club this summer, according to reports.

>The Sun suggest Pogba could join Real Madrid in a deal worth £120m and Solskjaer isn’t looking to carry any passengers.

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>Sky sources understand Greg Stewart has agreed a three-year-deal with Rangers.

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Never!

ASS!

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Oh god he’s crap

>1 goal this season
wtf stevie

>Tottenham have stepped up their interest in Benfica winger Jota, according to Record.

>The 20-year-old has impressed after being promoted from the Portuguese side's youth academy and reportedly has a £26.3m release clause in his contract.

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That's the only link to a defender for Man City I could find

was this the moment pep realised city had become too dominant and the media were going to turn on them and start asking the tough questions about the ffp cheating?

the journos all seemed pretty mad yesterday about city winning 6-0 and reducing the cup final to a procession

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Liverpool transfers this season:

OUT
>Mignolet
>Lovren
>Moreno
>Lallana
>Sturridge

IN
>backup GK, someone better than Mignolet but not as good as Alisson, someone like Fabianski
>a CB, preferably De Ligt to be a starter but if this is not possible maybe someone like Godin for free
>a backup LB to cover for Robbo
>bring Harry Wilson back to take Lallana’s place and as Milner’s replacement.
>a decent FW to backup our front three like Werner or Immobile. That way Decent FW, Origi and Brewster would be a great hierarchy of subs

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>slippy G

Klopp realised that he'll have to win a double every year or he'll be called out. He realised that if he does get a transfer ban, then he might be E X P O S E D. So he needs to drop £500m or so this window.

Sorry, Pep. Not Klopp. Tho Klopp does need the CL or he'd be called out if the media wasn't pro Liverpool.

>£26.3m release

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Forgot Markovic transferring to the dole office la

>Vincent Kompany has announced he will become player-manager of Anderlecht, the Brussels club with whom he began his professional career.

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>Hertha Berlin have announced the signing of Celtic defender Dedryck Boyata for next season.

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How do we fix spurs

Gomez> de Ligt

>boyata
l m a o

>Gomez
Medical room baby tbqh

Why the fuck would de Ligt want to join Manure?

500k a week starting.

For how much?

dont think ifkg are on the cards

same reason everybody else signs for them

>Barcelona boss Ernesto Valverde has admitted Antoine Griezmann is "a great player" but says there will be no new Barca signings before next weekend’s Copa del Rey final.

Free. Contract expired.

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Silly user, the ABUs will also want him out. Besides chances are he's going whether or not the fans want him to. He's still not happy with how Mou treated him because they let it happen. With that in mind, what's more important atm is to get rid of the locker room cancer. There's no doubt he's a part of it and as regrettable as it is, there's no better chance. Of course it's up to Woodward to not fuck things up. Give Solskjær the freedom to buy the players he wants.

Tfw we will see one of these things happen: the first team to lose their first 2 matches in the group stage and go on to lift the European Cup, or the first team to win a 2 legged tie after losing the first leg by 3 goals and go on to lift the European Cup (the latter will also be the first team to win the round right after pulling off such a feat).

Ajax = Bayern Munich
Man City = Barcelona
Borussia Dortmund = Porto
They were equally difficult.

Man, is Studge really leaving? I thought he still had it in him. And I thought Mignolet was happy with being Alisson's second (unlike the case with Karius) because Alisson was that good.

Backup GK is likely that Ugurcan Cakir. De Ligt is easily possible due to VVD and Gini already being there; it's more of a question of whether Liverpool should be going for another CB. I think Liverpool could do with a creative midfielder to unlock bus parkers' defences; maybe try going for Fekir again. As for the FWs if Klopp is to bring in yet another one he's got to learn to rotate the front 3 like he does the midfield for the sake of tactical flexibility and giving them all adequate game time.

-----------------------------Navas
W.Bissaka---Sanchez---Vertonghen---Rose
-------------------Sissoko---Ndombele
----Brandt----------------Alli-----------------Son
-----------------------------Kane

>Ajax = Bayern Munich

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studge is gone lad 100%

>Sissoko---Ndombele
and not a single pass was completed that day

hard to believe the bale quote is real

Zidane: “If I had a fourth substitute today I would not have brought him on"

Gareth Bale : "I've got three years left on my contract. If they want me to go, they'll need to pay me €17m per season. If not, I'll stay here. And play golf, I will.

>Borussia Dortmund = Porto
Come on, son

>Brandt out wide

Please give us good players
t. Sporting cp fan

Navas is going to Porto.

Fug

3-3 and 1-1 in the group stages of the champions league

>the city of moot

This but drop Alli (SS is a meme position), put Moura on RW and pull Brandt to the 10. Kane would certainly thrive off Brandt's service in a free 10 role.

Fuck

You already got the legendary Liverpool youth whomacho though.

Why is Zidane so arsey with Bale?

Fair play to Bale; moving to a foreign land, pissing off the natives. Proper British lad

godin went to Inter
De Ligt - Van Dijk would be a fantastic partnership

>get hastie instead of turnbull
>don’t consider getting any centre backs other than a league 2 shitter
>abandon any attempts to get a left back
>now this
wtf stevie

I rate Gomez but this we cant rely on hoping he remains uninjured

>is Studge really leaving?
Sturridge is still quality but too inconsistent and simply not as good as others. He's also aging.
>And I thought Mignolet was happy with being Alisson's second
He was talking about how unfair it was not to even give him a chance against Alisson and how he was uncomfortable and some other bullshit, but now he's pretty quiet. I still get nervous every time he's in goal and would rather have a safer backup.

>De Ligt is easily possible due to VVD and Gini already being there; it's more of a question of whether Liverpool should be going for another CB
This, I think De Ligt is actually possible. And I also think we should go for another CB because Lovren is too much of a liabilty (as shown in the Napoli game at Anfield for example), Matip is quite inconsistent and Gomez is too injury prone.

Pic related would be solid

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huh

>Werner
hes shite cant even do a ligma

he's an ungrateful, overrated and unproffesional piece of shit, why not?

What's the best combo of players your club can buy with only £100m?

brandt+havertz

Hope Studge at least gets to score in the CL final. Bit sad that he isn't even going to get a contract extension.

>not even give him a chance
He was about as good as Karius and far behind Alisson. The difference is as clear as day. Though the title race going down to the wire and Liverpool going right out of both domestic cups after one match didn't help.

>I also think we should go for another CB
Oh yeah, is Lovren leaving too? Then yes get de Ligt.

England's side is trash. You guys outsourced your Premiership players to Ngubus and Mugabes. This is the result, England sucks an extremely large and girthy cock in fitba.

You only won in '66 because muh refball.

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>Middlesbrough are interested in Den Haag winger Sheraldo Becker, with the Dutchman out of contract in the summer.
>Chelsea Ladies head coach Emma Hayes wants Maurizio Sarri's job - if he is sacked this summer.
>lady wants to be first female manager of a mens team ever
Quelle Surprise

You all have passes? I couldn't post as I am writing this. Captcha bugged.

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>fitba
off the proxy, hamish

>Chelsea Ladies head coach Emma Hayes wants Maurizio Sarri's job - if he is sacked this summer.
kek
KEK
K E K

help lads who am i missing

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Dumb Zoomer. Poogba in a locker room is cancer, AIDS and herpes all rolled into one.

Imagine having cancer, AIDS and genital herpes at the same time: That's Ng'Pogba.

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Sami Khedira

woah Litvinenko looks a lot better

If anyone here believes Bale said that please adopt a tripcode so I can filter you

its quite obvious a Marca journalist has made it up to turn the fans against him
why does Zidane hate him?

>refball
England would have won 3-2 anyway, dickhead.

Campo I think? Solari? Solado? Cassano (based)?

conceicao
emerson

robinho somewhere around 2006 I think

Andrew Gaffney said it's bollocks, so, I believe /are lad/.

>the first £1 billion player has already been born

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Iker Casillas

and it will most likely be black

Quadruple barrelled surname, lad. Book it. Ngububu-Harrison-Oktolmbelme-Smith.

FUCKING CAPTCHA KEEPS FAILING SORT IT OUT GOOKMOOT.

dortmund is already scouting him as we speak

Why do ngubus have double barrelled surnames so often?

come home ngubu

I'm glad this season is over
my God what a shit season now it's time for signings Florentino

By the way lads, any of you planning to play wow classic this summer?

will ngubu stay or go lads?

>video games

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Ngubu surnames is discriminated against, double-barrelled surnames are viewed more favourably due to usually being higher class people. So you combine to not do it. Plus there is also the 'feminism equality' thing. Next, there is the 'differentiate between people' with stuff. More interesting surnames/first names get people to look at your CV's more likely. So, there is now a meme of changing names. So, where once you would be called Jackson. You're now Jaxson. Or Jaxxson. Or Jaxsonn. Or Jaxsson. Or Jaxxsson.

I'll probably re-sub for a month, then hate myself and quit.
Can't wait.

Ngubu = proud strong african
Double barrel = decadent western urban youth

because their mum shagged a nigger and then the nigger left her and the mutated offspring took both their last names

Will there be Orgrimmar druid raids?

JaXXXson

>wow classic
It's not WoW Classic. I won't be able to stun-lock as a rogue and kill people with a worn dagger. I won't be able to seduce stun lock and rape people with doom bolts. I won't be able to Retadin Bomb World Bosses. I won't be raping up as mages. So on, so forth. Only way I'd be interested is if I could play as Blood Elf Paladin and get T2. Doing WoW Classic raids with new classes and races would be interesting. I've already done it once.

>Arsenal in pole position to beat Manchester United to £25m transfer of Ajax sensation Hakim Ziyech – who idolises Mesut Ozil

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>blood elf paladin
lad...

I raided as a troll mage, then an orc rogue. I levelled a BE paladin to 70 in 3 days to get the Halloween Karazhan event axe and then realised they looked great in T2. It's something fucking different. I quit before WotlK and thus before transmog.

>Middlesbrough are interested in Den Haag winger Sheraldo Becker, with the Dutchman out of contract in the summer.

>Tottenham are set to go up against Juventus to sign Lyon's £87m-rated midfielder Tanguy Ndombele from Lyon this summer

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What did I tell you about this weeb shit? NOT in my /trans/

>>Arsenal in pole position to beat Manchester United to £25m transfer of Ajax sensation Hakim Ziyech – who idolises Mesut Ozil
oh no no no

>Either of them two teams signing Ziyech
Delusional surely, he is bound for somewhere like Bayern or another consistently big club where he is pretty much guaranteed game time.
Also Arsenal don't spend money anymore

SHAN'T be enjoying THIS gimmick.

I'm not sure which bit you're memeing about. Could be Ziyech. Could be Arsenal beating United. Could be that he's a 'sensation'. Could be he idolises Ozil.

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does arsenal even have 25m to spend

Fellow leicester kitsune fans, is there ANY reason to think we will not finish top 4 next season?

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£40m. £100m if they beat Chelsea.

He says going to Arsenal would be his dream move since he's a fan. But you're right about Arsenal not spending money.

>City look to pip Liverpool in transfer race for Esposito
Soon to be Exposito. I didn't even know Liverpool were going for him.

Yes to weeb shit!

Probably all of the above since he bothered to quote the whole thing.

Man City, Liverpool, Tottenham, Wolves.

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>anime on Yea Forums

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>LRL has switched to Lestah
That bad, huh?

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based

Liverpool are in talks with Ajax captain Matthijs de Ligt according to journalist Guillem Balague.

Barcelona had looked to be the clear-favourites to sign the Ajax captain but reports in Spain claim the deal has hit a snag over the Catalans refusal to agree to Mino Raiola’s agent fees.

De Ligt is Believed to be very interested in playing alongside his International team mate Virgil Van Dijk

That bad.

>Aberdeen boss Derek McInnes thinks Kilmarnock's Steve Clarke would make a good choice for the next Scotland manager.

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>implying anime ever

>Mino Raiola’s agent fees
Hasn't that guy already been banned worldwide? Why is he still getting paid?

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>Guillem Balague
Isn't he the guy who is basically Sun tier with Rumours

One of these days you're gonna have to update it cause ain't no stoppin' me

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>Unai Emery will trigger the release clause of £31m-rated Roma centre-back Kostas Manolas.
Should have done it already. Along with Kannemann it'd be OK. Ziyech is a meme but he's their level.

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>Today, the Portuguese press brings some relevant news on João Felix' future,
>since his contract is not being renewed, ashad previouslyreported.

>Despite claims that Benfica would raise his release clause from€120m to€200m, it has now been dismissed by club president Luís Filipe Vieira.

>>“João Félix is a player with five years of contract with Benfica and we have no need to make a renewal. There is a release clause of €120m, so we’re not worried at all,”
>said the president.

>NewspaperO Jogoclaims that Vieira had already rejected a€75m offer from Juventus for Félix,
>while the likes of Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester City and Manchester United are all interested as well.

>Manchester United had an official at Benfica’s 4-1 victory over Santa Clara on Saturday,
>and even before the match the stated reason wasJoão Félix.

The news related one...

You're thinking of Donald Balon.
Guillem Balague is a very trustworthy source

I'd need to make more memes. I only have these from previous saves.

Benfica? City? United? Barcelona? Madrid?

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>troll mage
Mah nigga. Raided as an orc lock in vanilla

Nah Don Balon is even worse than The Sun. I remember Balague being fed a bunch of stuff from his sources and it not coming to fruition in the past.
De Ligt would be a good signing for Liverpool, but feel a bit for Gomez if he joins as Gomez looked solid at the beginning of the season before getting injured. With Raiola as his agent anything can happen though

I still can't quite believe how Pep pulled that narrow win against Watford off, a true underdog story.

literally me (except the cake)

Gomez is solid but he's injury prone. I think Klopp will get to rest his CBs more often with de Ligt.

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO!

BAKING SODA

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I'VE GOT BAKING SODA

had almost forgot about this thanks for reminding me

I disliked troll mages only due to their crouching stance, but they were fun. I made an OP Twink Shaman, Lv.49. Who was a female troll (who doesn't have the hunched back). Seriously. It was broken. I have to explain how broken it was. I had all the best gear bar Leggings of the Vault BoE Blue which was a 0.003% drop in a dungeon. Okay so there was these weapons in Sunken Temple called Fist of the Damned. Lv.48 or Lv.49, with +5 Stam +11 Strength or something like that. They had a Proc which was 'Drained 30HP from your target'. I had two of them. I put Crusader on both (so +150HP per proc and +100STR both). Now, with Enhancement, you gained Attack Power with Strength and Agility, and your AP would give you a % of spell damage. Now what the proc DIDN'T say was it took your spell damage into account when it procced. So I didn't drain 30HP, I drained something like 230 (without +100/200STR buff). I had Windfury on both. This meant I destroyed people and kept my HP up. I managed to get x2 Flurry Axes (Extra Hit on Proc) both with Lifesteal on and Windfury (sadly Blizz nerfed them to a minimum CD between extra procs) and finally I had Kang the Decapitator with Savagery which I got for 250g (with the enhancement). The sad thing is? I had a Lv.49 twink Warrior with similar gear and I had earned enough honour for the Battle Standard. I raped so much more with my Shaman. Anyway I quit before they nerfed the lot. Somebody hacked my account and deleted all the Lv.60's I had, which was one of every class. I levelled my twink warrior to Lv.60. Anyway...

>Tottenham will have to give Juventus boss Massimiliano Allegri assurances of their spending power if they want him to replace Mauricio Pochettino.

>PSG defender Dani Alves is holding out for offers from Premier League clubs this summer after past bids from Manchester City and United.

>Chelsea will pursue £40m-rated Ajax star David Neres if their transfer ban is overturned.

>Raheem Sterling is in line to cap his wonderful season by captaining England in the Nations League semi-final against the Netherlands next month.

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Moura does not work as a winger. He's a second striker. He would be excellent if 442 was still a thing.

I love your autism

it's too hot to jerk off please stop

I can't stand the hunch either but always loved people that played trolls eitherway. I raided as a female troll mage in Legion.
The game is not the same tho and it's so time consuming I think I won't come back anymore.
Thanks for picking up the rumour slack lad

Looked good as a winger against ajax tho.

It's more crippling loneliness.

Eh, nothin hot here.

I nearly died 3 days into WotlK so, quit. Had alienated vast majority of people too due to being emo about it.

>Crystal Palace are eyeing up Colombian striker Duvan Zapata in case Christian Benteke leaves.

>Sheffield United are ready to make a £12m bid for Oli McBurnie - but face a massive fight with Brighton.

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that's not news
are you just looking for reasons to post 2D women

His goals were all from coming from the middle tho.

are you complaining?

I don't just mean his goals, he made shit happens from out wide.

Which club has the biggest WARCHEST this summer?

>WoW
>anime
>whatever is
>rating Lucas Moura
I'm not sure if I love /trans/ lads anymore

34c where i live and you keep postin

What do you mean it isn't news? Google it, you'll get half a dozen results.

Why are European Championship mascots always so terrible

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Went to a Venga Boys convert in 2009, they took the roof off the place tbf.

They're for children

We'll miss you bro. Keep in touch.

Chelsea if their ban is lifted as they'll spend £200m. Assuming not, then United > City = Liverpool

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Fair enough. But I still think he is wasted there. Playing wide on PSG didn't do good for him.

wow is just boomer fortnite let me be nostalgic for like 1 post.

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It'll pick up after the European finals.
Plus we've had some decent moments already
>the Russian Chick
>Taylor Swift signs for Manchester United
>Griezmann

That is a character from WoW as well.

We're off to a good start tbqh famalams

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/trans/ helps with the loneliness
Goodnight frens

If you were an oil magnate looking to buy a team in europe and give them several gorillions a la Manchester City or PSG, which one would you buy in

>la liga
>serie a
>bundesliga

for me it would be Depor or Real Sociedad in La liga, Genoa or Torino in serie a and Nurnberg or Hamburg in Bundesliga. Also Saint Etienne in France lol

nite fren

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>la liga
Zaragoza or Malaga

>serie a
Isn't Fio up for sale? That or maybe Genoa

>bundes
dunno hertha?

Germany has that 51% rule so not there
Probably Serie A

In those leagues, Fiorentina.
But I'd pretty much buy a team with either top tier youth academy or top tier scouting network like Ajax or Porto, have them keep training/finding kids and then offer money to them to stay instead of selling them and make the team a super power with a cohesive squad that have been training together for years.

Lads whatever happened to Belotti?
I remember he was been talked of as 100m signing a couple of seasons ago

Night dude.

had a one-off freak season and has since reverted to the norm

One Season wonder, Torino got greedy and United and Chelsea went after other targets

I'd probably go for Venezia FC.

Turn it into a real boutique club

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I've seen an idea somewhere about buying a club somewhere in some very high mountains where oxygen levels are lower and thus have a team that has an extra home advantage, Bolivian style
Are the French/Italian Alps tall enough for that?

Regularly injured so never got his form back. Even at his best he wasn't worth £100m.

didn't they go bust again fairly recently

four years ago, but they had the cinderella promotion to serie b two years ago and stayed up last season

hi

hello

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No way are >we beating arsenal

That would be a smart idea

The highest in the Alps is almost 5km, so you could probably find a mountain high enough. But you might struggle to find one that's high up enough and has enough flat plain for a football pitch.

>3D girls
based

>Venga Boys edition
best coming through

youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

>la liga
Real Mallorca

>serie a
Lazio

>bundesliga
Dynamo Dresden

>one season wonder
>consistently scoring double digits for the past 4 years

>2016/17 was not a freak season

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Deportivo, Fiorentina, Bremen, and Paris FC in France

Or I'd take some Eastern European team that used to be among the best in the world like Dynamo Kyiv or FCSB and make them respectable again

Red Star and Steaua Bucharest both won the Eurpean Cup, could be a nice project

Still 15 goals this season is not bad. Not amazing either but bretty good

The only modern issue I can think of that could pose as a challenge would be bringing decent black players to live in Eastern Europe.

Is this the best way to tell how shitty a league is?

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Money. If it can get them to Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Mexico and China, they would go to Romania or Serbia

Plenty of Ngubus who play in Russia and China.

>tfw just in time to sit in the train back from amsterdam and lookout the window after having taken 9 licks of mdama

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Take it easy with the drugs fren!

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always with a certain prudence m8

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guy posting 2d has posted 3d too, so, this is a bad meme.

carry on then fren

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Da fuck is happening here

>Legia Warsaw
>manager brings you from 6th to 2nd
>sacked anyway
why

Can you rank Poland's major cities for me, best to worst?

because polish club presidents are commie retards and will fire a coach due to a stretch of 10 bad games

>from 9th to 2nd
>get sacked

For residence or tourism?

guessing some cybergoth died and his frens is paying "respects"
F

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>Nationalspieler Nico Schulz kommt aus Hoffenheim, Thorgan Hazard aus Gladbach, außerdem rechnet der BVB sich beste Chancen aus, Nationalspieler Julian Brandt aus Leverkusen als Zugang präsentieren zu können." SZ
Dortmund getting their business done pretty early this year

If Arsenal wins the Europa league, Lyon qualifies for the CL group stages and Istanbul Basaksehir and LASK Linz move to the third qualifying round of the league path

Tourism

Need to use the Pulisic money before other clubs attempt to nick their targets

Odegaard to get a chance at Real next season or will he be loaned out again?

Kraków Warsaw > Poznań Wrocław Gdańsk > Łódź if you like post-industrial shitholes > rest aren't major cities

Thanks lad

>If
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD FUCKING ONE user AHHAHAHAHAHA PFFFTHAHAHHA ARSEKEKS WINNING ANYTHING? HAHAHA.

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>chelsea lost the fa cup final to arsenal
>chelsea lost the comunity shield to arsenal

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>2017
HAHAHAHA DELUDED ARSEKEK GTFO

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>arsekek
>not knowing LRL
Newfag.

AND ANOTHER ONE!

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>comfortably
Had 2 heart attacks watching that shit so far, couldn’t be further from comfortable

LRL is a Chelsea supporter.

>Chelsea supporter
>talks about how Arsecucks beat them
So he's worse than an Arsecuck, he's an ACTUAL cuck? Lmao.

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you seem obsessed with arsenal for some reason

>the one weird faggot copy pasting transfer bollocks along with faggot nerd wanking off cartoons
/trans/ has clearly passed me by see you lads

>not enjoying the specialist in failure always fail
lmao

yeah, I don't get that

pretty sure this never happened before when rumours were posted

samefag, who cares?

>specialist in failure
Sorry, I didn't realise Wenger was still Arsenal manager.

Not a samefag, actually.

>people getting mad at fucking images they don't need to click on
>people getting mad at FUCKING TRANSFER RUMOURS being posted
Holy shit, maybe /trans/ is dead. I remember this place used to be fun, but now it's full of World Cup tourists from reddit thinking they know what they're talking about. Bring back ESK, Swede, Austria, St Lucia and the Brit guy who makes these threads plus Dutch lad. We'd be fine together.

This is what /trans/ used to be, now it's filled with people moaning.

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It's gonna be a long, long summer lids.

This was 2017. I guess 'moaning about cartoons and rumours' is gonna be the newest meme.

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>4 days into /trans/
>still 0 signings
yikes

really fed up with these cartoons, lids, when I joined Yea Forums from reddit, I thought this place was filled with sport experts who actually knew about transfers before they happened!

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>it's too hot
God I miss the sun, the average temperature has been around 9 and 16 degrees this month, last year it was between 15 and 25.

You're the Spurs(?) or Chelsea French guy? There has been signings, just not for major clubs (yet).

'it's too hot' was from Britlads. It's been scorching here, hit like 25 in March.

all I want is for some russian oligarch to buy Luch Vladivostok and get them into the Europa league

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shit how old is this?

Has to be 2013

Tromboneing, yes or no?

Yeah Fitizen is mentioned. He only rarely comes in now. Gay posting got replaced with 'I love /trans/ lads'. Glad to see >anime, is still used.

rusty trombone? bit gay lad

It's just advanced form of rimming, mate.

>rimming
that's a good memory of /trans/ past

>Chelsea transfer news: N’Golo Kante ‘tempted’ by Paris Saint-Germain move as Ligue 1 champions line up £90million deal – reports
>since spergs hate drawings

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You're the Spurs Canadian, right? Trying to remember. Also, nothing interesting is happening this /trans/ Gotta wait a month.

the rimming discussion was one of the best things that has happen on Yea Forums in forever

yes

Alri lah. Look on the bright side, you can't do worse than Arsenal, even if you buy nothing.

We need to think on more stuff to discuss until some signings are made.

>Julian Brandt will move from Bayer Leverkusen to Borussia Dortmund after rejecting offers from Tottenham, PSG, Juventus, and Atletico Madrid, according to Bild.
>A Transfer of Julian Brandt to BVB seems very likely, but on sunday there was rumour that his father would contact every interested club to announce that he will stay in Leverkusen. [Kicker]
what did they mean by this

Dortmund apparently getting a RB talent from Barcas academy. Mateu Morey.

Seems like he's been injured for a long time and Barca didn't want to extend his contract which makes me worry a bit. The last thing the club needs is another injury prone defender and/or player with a poor attitude.

>tfw took part in it for hours
good times

>his father would contact every interested club to announce that he will stay in Leverkusen
autism

We're gonna need a lot of new memes to fill up one of these again lads

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His father is his agent btw.

What side did you fall on?

I asked you a few days ago if we were doing another kind of eatery.

>Steven Gerrard says Rangers want to keep Ryan Kent at the club for next season. "We're doing everything we can. We're speaking to Liverpool, we're in touch with Ryan's representatives, we've made an offer and we're hopeful. I'm doing everything I can to get him in for another year."

>Hertha interested in loaning Grujic for 1 more year. Preetz: "Talked to Klopp already, they'll decide on next seasons squad after the CL final"

You jewish bastards, fork over the 20 mill now.

What do you need me for?

Well, general photoshop skills, but I wondered if you were going to do another eatery. Post your Pizza Hut one.

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I still have all my 190cm edits saved that you kindly did for me/us. Do you think we could do Burger King or McDonalds or something this time?

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I am going to bed hoping to never wake up.

You might get stuck in a nightmare la

>tfw klopps netspend will be close to 0 again

How does he do it?

I already am.

(You know I was going to post this)

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Inter fan I take it?

>get stuck in a nightmare

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a reacuring theme in my nightmares is that what ever I do I can not escape

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Everyone falls for the Kloppo boys.

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Like real life!
t. slipperpool fan

>Eurosport: Liverpool 'certain' to snatch André Cardoso on a free
OUR YEAR

Based Kloppo. I wish he'd start rocking that stache again.

is this a weird haircut or am i just looking too closely?

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Chelsea.

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Cube is a underrated movie

wew la
vardeyes spooked me

Triangle is an overrated movie

Keked and agreed

is that the movie where the people are stuck in the cubes

Yes

The Man Who Sued God is criminally underrated and a forgotten gem.

Rip Billy connely

He's alive still, lad. He did a film when he thought he was gonna die and then he didn't.

Long live Billy then.

pro-rimming

>Billy Connolly

nah, not for me

Rimming and 'eating ass' is a disgusting thing that got memed into reality by Amerigays

No selfrespecting European should even think about doing it

>t. square
There is literally nothing disgusting about eating ass if you're with someone who isn't a troglodyte and knows how to manage their hygiene. It literally tastes just like sweat and skin, like anywhere else

>He doesn't bleed every time he uses the toilet

Lad..

>It literally tastes just like sweat and skin
yeah, and shit, you fucking degen

Might want to change your diet

If you're willing to lick someone's vagina there will be residue of piss and period blood, how can that be any better. I would wager that women clean their vaginas less rigourously than their assholes too because it's not as noticeable

I've never tasted piss in a birds fanny. Though I'd rather taste a drop of piss than a smidge of hardened shite round a birds ring.

A reccuring theme in Levy's nightmares is a £10 note blowing slightly out of reach

kek

Dunno just the thought of it does it for me.
I mean I get that some people gets turned on about it being forbidden and whatnot but to me it's just nasty

I've never tasted shit in a girl's asshole, I don't know why you assume that everyone just lets their anus fester. Do you do that?

I have the same dream but with transfers

A recurring theme in van Dijk's nightmares is a list of the top 20 CB's in the world with his name tantalisingly close to being on it, but like Sisyphys he never makes it

My arse is hairy so I'm always dropping nuggets

Rumours by club:
Arsenal: In: Walter Kannemann, Nicolas Pepe, Ziyech, Alexis Claude-Maurice, Kostas Manolas
Out: Mustafi

Chelsea*: In: Nicolas Pepe, David Neres
Out: Kante
*transfer ban may be frozen

Liverpool: In: Sebastiano Esposito, Matthijs de Ligt, André Cardoso
Out: Adam Lallana, Simon Migolet and several other fringe players

Manchester City: In: João Felix, Sebastiano Esposito, Rodrigo
Out: Kompany (Confirmed), Gabriel Jesus

Mahcester United: In: Andre Onana, Ryan Sessegnon, Matthijs de Ligt, Gareth Bale, Hakim Ziyech
Out: De Gea, Paul Pogba

Tottenham Spurs: In: Matthijs de Ligt, Ryan Sessegnon, Jota, Tanguy Ndombele
Out: Erikson, Trippier

Probably forgot some but, roughly.

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>Liverpool: In: Sebastiano Esposito, Matthijs de Ligt, André Cardoso
>Liverpool tapping up kids again
Sad!

Imagine finding this attractive, yikes

I feel you lad, everything south of my torso is so fucking hairy and to do anything about it would be just way too much effort

Where is Jay Zeus going to? Where's Kante going?

>almost no hair on my chest despite almost being an actual boomer
>forest in my arse
JUST

So happy I dont have this problem

Jay Zeus to Atletico with Rodri (I meant to post Rodri but like most of the mainstream media, keep writing Rodrigro, Rodrigo is the Valencia striker, Rodri is the Atletico Madrid lad) coming the other way. Kan-tay going to PSG.

You might be low test. I'd check. Men are meant to be hairy to a degree.

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>girl I'm talking to said she isn't the biggest fan of chest hair
>I'm basically Henry Cavill when it comes to chest hair
She's going to be disgusted when she sees me shirtless isn't she

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>Lloris saved his last 3 penalties
impressive

Tell her you've got chest hair and just back out now. Not worth it. Shaving your chest hair is pretty gay.

Keeps getting close to Mustafi but then receeds back

>tfw I have chest hair but also stomach hair
just hair fuckin everywhere

Oh I have hair but being blond you dont see most of it but please tell my doc I have low T so I can get some roids

Why does it look like she says 'Por que?' which is 'why?' they look East Asian. Maybe they're in Philippines?

Nah you'll just get some testosterone gel or injection.

Ditto.

Oh Also had my levels tested a while back

I get this patch between my shoulder blades I shave now and then. Fuck back hair

Just remembered Emiliano Sala, God rest his soul

>tfw little body hair but my facial hair grows almost to my eyes
Life isn't fair desu

>hairy af legs, ass
>moderately hairy chest
>can't grow a beard
>could probably count the amount of hairs on my face

What did my genes mean by this

Thoughts?

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>hairy armpits on girls
Sacreu bleu

Pale and needs to shave

>french girls
prefer me a proper English lass please thanks

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transplant the hair from your ass to your face lad, best of both worlds

Trim the bush, I'm not a nonce so I don't mind pubic hair but keep it nice and trim, shave the armpits.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/rimming

Do you think these ladies are good cooks and mothers?

Proper woman. Thank you, dutchbro

One on the right isn't too far gone, wants to be cheeky with her mate but also covers her decency to a degree

emember that short lived meme of responding to posts with Wiki links?

I don't

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amnesia

ideal post tbqh

>Pep Guardiola will be given the opportunity to stay in charge of Manchester City for at least the next five years and will earn around £100m as his annual salary will increase from £15m to £20m. (Sun)

Manchester United's out-of-favour Chile international forward Alexis Sanchez, 30, is looking to cut short his holiday and return to pre-season early in the hope of getting fit and forcing a move away from Old Trafford. (Sun)

>France striker Kylian Mbappe, 20, has revealed he could quit Paris St-Germain this summer, which will alert a host of powerful clubs including Real Madrid, Barcelona and Manchester City. (Express)

Belgium international winger Yannick Carrasco, 25, who plays in the Chinese Super League for Dalian Yifang, wants a move to the Premier League and is likely to be a target for Arsenal, who came close to signing him in January. (Sun)

>Arsenal are eyeing up a summer move for Saint-Etienne's France Under-19 centre-back William Saliba, 18. (Goal.com)

Germany midfielder Ilkay Gundogan, 28, wants to reopen talks with Manchester City in the hope of extending his contract beyond June 2020. (Mail)

>Chelsea's France international midfielder N'Golo Kante, 28, is considering a move to Paris St-Germain this summer. (Talksport)

Real Madrid coach Zinedine Zidane has given a clear indication Wales forward Gareth Bale's time at the club may be over - saying he would still not have brought the 29-year-old off the bench during Sunday's defeat by Real Betis, even if he had been allowed to make a fourth substitution. (Eurosport)

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>Bale has told his team-mates he intends to see out the remainder of his contract at Real Madrid and will be happy to stay and 'play golf' if not selected to play. (Radioestadio, via Mail)

Manchester United will only formalise their interest in Lyon's Tanguy Ndombele, 22, when the future of fellow French midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, is clarified. (Manchester Evening News)

>Lille manager Christophe Galtier has confirmed Ivory Coast winger Nicolas Pepe, 23, linked with Manchester United, Arsenal and Bayern Munich in recent weeks, will leave the club this summer. (Manchester Evening News)

Arsenal and Juventus are monitoring Roma's Greek defender Kostas Manolas, 27. (Calciomercato)

>Brighton are making progress with their planned appointment of Graham Potter as new manager. (Argus)

Celtic captain Scott Brown, 33, the former Scotland international, admits "a lot of people will be leaving" the club this summer. (Daily Record)

>Marseille's World Cup-winning French defender Adil Rami, 33 - partner of former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson - has dismissed rumours that he could be on his way to Major League Soccer. (Goal.com)

>posting 3D because people sperged about 2D

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Left one is a bit disgusting.

A clean shaven pusy is best pusy. Hairy pusys is for nonces who like to hide their pedotendency behind an argument

Didnt read lol

>Spurswede is a nonce

Sakurai Ayu is underrated.

>Hairy pusys is for nonces who like to hide their pedotendency behind an argument

Carrasco for Arsenal? How many fucking midfielders are being linked to them? Who's better, him or Ziyech? Also, who the fuck is William Saliba? Weren't they just linked to some other U20 lad?

Arsenal should sign Manolas, £31m is nothing.

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When a powerful usurer in Germany sent his five sons across Europe to establish banking houses and nobody put a stop to it.

Isnt carrasco injury prone as fuck? Also I think he just wants out of china. Remembering something about his wife wanting to get the fuck away

>Adil Rami, 33 - partner of former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson
>pamela anderson is 51
wat

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1990 was 30 years ago

fucking hell I thought at first glance this was one of those meme things like "lion king came out 200 years ago" but it's actually 7 months away from being true

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Embrace the boomer. It aint so bad

Almost 24 lad, I'm feeling old these days
>tfw been here since 2008
It's a miracle I'm not more awkward irl

Ive been here since the start more or less I do okay. Might call Mou mouyes now and then tho

It's been rumoured that user FC is interested in moves for Bloodborne and Dark Souls 3, but can only afford 1 of the 2. What would be the smart buy?

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It definitely shaped my humour being here but beyond that I don't think the average person irl would suspect me of having spent over 10 years on this god forsaken website. Truly we are here forever

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morning ladies

any united gossip this time of night

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What does a fit English bird smell like

I played Bloodborne for 6+ hours and never got to the first checkpoint

What a stupid question.

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Pickled onion monster munch

heaven

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You're buying trippier and danny rose. Lets say 55m for the package

Bloodborne hands down

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cigarettes and cheap vodka

See

He's turning into the third Gallagher brother

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Fuck Pep. Who cares if he gets banned from the CL, he'll find a way to bottle it anyway

I'll bottle you if you chat shit any more about our gaffer.
>yfw Boots advert says 'that's a load of chat' with 'chat' meaning 'shit'
>yfw they claim that women can't look thin and attractive
I should call Boots misogynistic.

I should really sleep now. Hope I dream about a pusy I cant escape

>our
What position do you play la?

not tellin, la.

Night Spurswede.

Bloodborne is the obvious choice, GOTYAY

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no other manager on the planet could dominate the PL like pep just has for the past two season
he's made the whole country seethe and it's glorious
I love him and his total football perfection

>dominate
>barely wins this season
>knocked out of Europe by bottlejobs
AHHHHHHH SAVE ME MESSI

>190kg
>That tranny paki city poster
>Schizo Slovak

/trans/ is much better these days. It's still early and still not as bad as January /trans/

I don't think you understand what he has done lad
he has got 98 points and above for two seasons in a row with the same set of players
that is absolute mind blowing
he got very unlucky in the CL but won absolutely everything else without KDB for the whole season
he has the team playing so well that even when the most important cog is removed it still functions smoothly and that is a sign that he is a true master of his art

I wasn't here in January. What was wrong? Also, was it United you supported or Benfica?

There are at least two French spurs guy.
One doesn't use punctuation.
The other is me.

Any news about the Jay Rodriguez to Spurs situation ? What about Saido Berahino?

Are you writing a book on /trans/?

I like to know who I am talking to so I can concentrate on those clubs. I 'support' Arsenal. I know there are (now) several Spurs players, so I'll do a lot of Spurs rumours. Then there's Liverpool and shit. I mean, doubt people give a shit about my local L1 side and their transfers.

jus be urself m8

It was just boring, nothing much happening besides
>750k a week for Sanchez

Threads dying way before the bump limit, forced and failed memes, etc.

Also, yes...

>he doesn't rate Moura
Wew

Ignore the guys sperging about 2D lad

R A R E

Give me ONE good reason why Alexis or Bale should walk away from tens of millions.

For playing time la

Süddeutsche said there's a good chance he'll sign for Dortmund.

United, Real, Alexis and Bale should all agree to have the players go on loan to each other's club while the club that owns them pays 100% of the wages. The clubs aren't getting out of the predicament of paying millions to them so they might as well offer them a change of scenery hoping to get the best of them. Bale goes back to England where he bossed the league, Sanchez goes back to Spain with his fellow spanish speaking latinos, hopefully they both find some confidence at a new team.

HAPPENING

alexis has to live in the north of england

united should have bought maguire in the summer
now vinny has gone city will go in for him
united are fucking finished
will take atleast decade to come back from this

bale and sanchez straight swap? good idea desu

who are you supporting in the transfer window lads?

fc sion

I'm excited to watch Brendan fuck up Leicester

About to go for a job interview lads

Ask them if they know when Javi Martinez to Liverpool will be done

Very interested in what Celtic/Rangers do this summer. Rangers could either bankrupt themselves again or win the title, while Celtic are going for another two successive titles in a row to make it 10IAR

What job?

Will do

Rent boy

if you lads make about 20 posts I will make a new thread with new rumours

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*dunks*

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she is very fit and quite funny and pretty good at that dancing game
big fan

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based

sauce, my friends

me at my /trans/ presentation

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Griezmann on the right

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what a feminine lady

Is cosplay a sport?

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can't remember her name, she's very popular on twitch though

new tred

this one needs 10 moe

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Curb your autism, you spacker

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>the Chadvill

i'm blond too but my body hairs are dark

meanie

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Based