Chichis Edition #3
>Liguilla: Tigres waiting León or America in the Grand Final
>Pelaez wants to drain Billy's wallet with BOMBAS
>Bruno Marioni OUT, Pumas didn't even pay him
>Fraud on Spain votes, niggas used some cheap-ass and obvious algorithm
>Huebro still missing, volleyball gf kidnapped him
>FUTBOL DE ESTUFA; lots of movements
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HOY EL AMIERDICA CHINGA A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE
Leg 1: America 0-1 León
Leg 2: León vs America
>>Huebro still missing, volleyball gf kidnapped him
Told you guys not to trust random bitches.
fucking early posters
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and I told him to go his own macaco way, but huebro can't lieve without the rostie pill
>Pelaez wants to drain Billy's wallet with BOMBAS
>Carlos González – 12 millones de dólares
El equipo cementero contactó con la directiva de Pumas y puso el dinero sobre la mesa, pero en el último momento los Felinos pidieron 15 millones de dólares por el jugador.
>Juan Escobar – 4 millones de dólares
El defensa central paraguayo era otro de los que buscaban, sin embargo, la directiva de Cerro Porteño indicó que la oferte de los Celestes era “insuficiente”.
>Djaniny Tavares – 12 millones de dólares
El delantero de Cabe Verde que milita en el Al-Ahli es una de las opciones cementeras, el problema de jugador es que además del precio, su cláusula de salida estaría por las nubes en estos momentos.
>Isaác Brizuela – 11 millones de dólares
El equipo de Cruz Azul estaría interesado en el ‘Conejito’ y a pesar que Chivas lo ha declarado ‘intransferible’, la realidad es que los Rojiblancos viven momentos complicados en la parte económica.
>Pol Fernández – 4 millones de dólares
Guillermo Matías Fernández es uno de los jugadores pretendidos y milita en Racing de Avellaneda, equipo que comprará su carta en 2.1 millones de dólares, esto solo para encarecerlo y venderlo al menos al doble de lo que les costó.
MAÑANA GANA LA GRANDEZA, MAÑANA GANAS MIS AGUILAS.
cayese racista
>Djaniny Tavares – 12 millones de dólares
Make it happen, Pelaez-kun.
kek based
by the way, recently discovered this site to reduce the size of png files
tinypng.com
I don't have many new CHICHONAS, so you must help this time.
ERA PENAL
Based #metoo slayer, shamre bitch gonna receive abnother putiza, because America will win.
>Panama's jersey for Copa Oro 2019
DOMINGO
DE REMONTADA
needs more qts
for me it's Santos
Tigres is just going to get BTFO by Meon
¡Hoy juega el América!
FUCK ANTIS
why are mexican thread nicer than the oters despite the war situation in your country ?
QUE CHINGUE SU MADRE EL AMERICACA
The war shit happens only in the shit(ter) parts of the country, most of the people that post here are middle or high class with comfy jobs, or NEETs with a lot of dad's money. We don't have to worry about being killed by druglords since most don't get involved in that shit.
LA MAFIA DEL PODER doesn´t care about NEETs and autists
So this niggas Will be playing looking like pool animators in some mid tier Acapulco hotel?
Are you watching the game tonight with your gf de rancho?
I would definitely Par-A-guay her, if you catch my drift ;^)
What do you mean user?
posting big tiddies is the highlight of working on sunday
>80million dollars for 1(one) concachampions
b-but muh mundial de clubes.
Gib Lukaku to Club America
Whatta CULO
latina women turn into burritos
your mom loves LA DEL BURRO
time is mean with cunts we know
there is no war in here tho
mind your own business and you'll ve fine
what's wrong with her tits?
I don't know about you but I like them
fpbp
SE VIENE SEÑORES
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At least they can get rid of the fat. White women look 45 when they get into their 30's.
based
>one was with el Nachoambriz as dt
hoy ganan mis cremas
>dat 3-4
you can see the moment of that 4th goal on pic related, the face of chemos is priceless
EL AMERICA Y TODOS LOS NEGROS QUE CHINGUE SU REPUTA MADRE
4 hrs for la remontada histórica
>cristy_acero
con esa delantera, yo si me ponía de ACERO
I just don't want Tigres to win LA SIETE, people will start talking seriously about considere them as GRANDES.
this is inevitable, nortiños are investing a shit ton of money and maybe is for good, chillas and cuck azul are disappearing
The gap between poor, middle and high class is huge, how ever my life still shit, everyone has their own "fight", also this if you have nothing to do with drugs you'll be safe.
I know the whore on the right but who's the whore on the left?
She's hot in a weird way
idk you must watch all her works
bruh...
me too, i remember watching a video of her going to OXXO on fucking g-string
So it looks like Lobos BRAAAAP will be moving to Juaritos. Thoughts?
>Aguilas del America
>Isabel hotel & towers
like pottery
WHAT THE FUCK, sauce?
Amazing, looks like xmas is coming to LA FRONTERA
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>la mafia del mouse vs la mafia del poder
kino fight
>whitebuffalo
I would smear my salsa búfalo blanca on her breast
remember to tall your gf to ask for enough hielo along the beers, heat is getting stronger
To be honest, Juarez needs maximo circuito, if gringos come to Mexico and analize raitings, economy and location, this will be the first city on the list for a new franchise
Wetback missed the sharpie to the eyebrows.
Yeah, I fucking hate these stupid eyebrowns on all women, I mean, they already have natural and beautiful eyebrowns, why would you get ride of them just to paint the shit again and wrong.
el ANTI señores
>Nico Castillo starting
*sigh*
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futbol.radioformula.com.mx
>published on May 18th
What did they mean by this?
Does Vanguardia makes news by using Internet Explorer?
>both links doesn't work
TOPKEK, probably but if Televisa wins the broadcasting rights, I hope they use local people as pic related, they have a comfy show in the noons
An Americanista nation, indeed
Just got out of shower, feel fresh but still empty inside.
Both links work fine, maybe you just put it wrong on your browser.
The most logical thing it's this shit doesn't happen because MUH broadcast rights, BRAP is making the most retarded move on all his history right now.
Yeah, it's my browser, just checked with another one.
>Leg 2: León vs America
2 bongs left, VAMO VAMO!!!!
>Real Betis sack manager Quique Setien…
how fucked is lainez now?
pretty much ded, he's going to Liga B
who /pancita/ here?
kek based
that's a weird looking /pancita/ m8, looks like that belly bottom could make BRAAAAAP sounds
>Trump blacklist huawei
>android blocks updates for their phones
based trump keeping the CHInos away
LA PREVIA
BASED mi tito Slim
matias vuoso back to mima kina when
fucking normie memes KEK
WTF I love CHicanas now
Going for some beers, fuck it.
>imagebro going back to alcoholism
oh no no nonono
Loan to second division team next season dead.
A L I N E A C I O N E S
>OXXO doesn't sell Cerveceria Modelo
>go to CircleK for Victoria
>used to be named EXTRA
>some orange dude(gay AS I suppose) on the line
>"(oh boy, el Norti is going shit too)"
>pay for my beers
>old ass rostie, gives me the beers
>use also the plastic bag i brough
>get mad because of it
>"ya le había puesto estas..."
>"(calm down bitch, it's just a bag)"
>arrive home just to notice she gave me Corona Mega, instead Victorias
Anyways, just waiting for the EBIN REMONTADA
Love some good pair of torpedo tits, specially created by god to be sucked on.
Puros indos con cara de idolos olmecas
LEÓN_vs_AMÉRICA
LEÓN_vs_AMÉRICA
LEÓN_vs_AMÉRICA
Leg 1: [1]-[0]
>castillo
>uribe
It's fucking ogre Leon has already won.
VAMOS CREMA LA PUTA MADRE!!!!!!!
ME CAGO!!!
btw JOTA-JOTA Macías to America when?
>my fucking stream is 2 minutes behind
Fuck
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
VAMOS!!!!!!!!!
search for a clone stream of Claro sports, so you won't be blocked
This new ball looks like a Jabulani remake
>el pueblo bicicletero de Meón
Gol de los maricones
>trying to kill Chapito already
La Mafia del Italo-Piojera pulling the strings...
Don't lie, there are not """""CHAD"""""lisco teams playing right now.
Piojo is playing 4D chess, if you make Uribe doesn't play well, use him to kill Chapito.
Couldn't find squat, combined with the fact that I'm not at home and am using shitty asss data, I think I'll just keep up with the score on google instead of trying to stream.
Sad, at least search for a radio stream.
>dat ankle
damn
>how fucked is lainez now?
He'll be lucky if they keep him as a bench/depth player, otherwise he's fucked to the "prestamo" hell.
Based ref making el monterrey verde rage kek
He's better off. Setien didn't rate him.
UFFFFF (UFFF Y RECONTRA UFFF)
Perro?
Eres un vato grande
I actually meant it like El Feo, from Amigas y Rivales(2001)
based
cringe
Asi que este es el nivel de la liga mx, jugando al pelotazo y con 2km de espacio entre los defensores, tremenda mierda de liga y de equipos.
rebfall
>just noticed all Mat.i pics I've posted before are blocked
fucking janniez, how cuck you must be to censore your own nature for free?
Apenas te das cuenta?
Que pase wey?
callese pinche Orvañanos y ponte a narrar bien wey
>charge on Chapito Montes
>ball arrives to a well positioned Leon player
>ref calls foul and kills the opportunity
Man that rodriguez guy getting injured really fucked leon's game up.
Solo agregales un punto en la imagen en cualquier editor de fotos wey y ya no las reconoce el filtro
Anyone got a US friendly stream? YouTube one is blocked
Try your local ponchivison m8
That's just typical shit mexican refs m8, hell I've seen mlels refs do a better job.
Does this link work for you?
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>w-watch Game of Thrones by Claro after the game pls
Mi Tito Slim por el mercado zoomer, un genio, mientras Televisa con Cantando Por un Sueño y TVazteca copiandoles en vez de sacar otro Master Chef Jr.
It's not on public tv m8, they put it on cable only, instead they aired the shitty """""clasico""""" regio.
>watching lame of thrones
Way better than any of the other shit he mentioned.
livetv sx/enx/eventinfo/805725_leon_america/
American flag uses this one
in.xrivonet.info
still lame
its ok
>+2
I have the feeling than Nacho gonna do his meme tactics and dab on Piojo on the 2nd half ;_;
>no CHADcon as ref
Damm telewila and el puto del piojo must've gotten really butthurt when he told them to fuck off, to not let the best mexican ref in their game.
inb4 Leon gets 3 red cardsand America wins with a penalty at min 96
HALF TIME
Based
we better get CHADcón for the Grand Final
>leon players chimping out and ref doing nothing
cringe
Para Ti
the fuck is this boomer shit
Who /FinalDelCentenario:Remake/ here?
Nope :(
Si te meto otro gol, morirás?
How comfy is going out for tacos with your gf, lads? never did it before :^(
faggot
This one must work
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PEGALE JOTO
I mean, I've had gf's but never going for tacos with them
Imagine america scoring at the 90’+5
Quien sabe, nunca eh llevao a los tacos a ninguna de mis novias
>America players having a black dot on their hand
Is Piojo asking for help to Mamá Toña or what?
>"la (((mafia del poder))) moved the Leg 1"
>león wins
>"haha! not even (((mafia del poder))) can beat León"
>America advance to the final
>"b-but they did (((Brujería del Poder)))!"
gonna love ANTIs changing the speech all over again kek
>Nico and Riyer still in the field
>mena
This nigga kills every single play he's involved in, can't believe people actually thought he was good.
I knwo bro, it's the perfect time to get HENRY IN, then ORIBE IN until min75
if wilas find a way they should just go str8 to penalties vs tigres. imagine 180 min hoofball to negritos
>>Nico and Riyer still in the field
Cause pioJOTO sure loves himself that sudaca cock.
KEK you right, gonna be a the Maximun Negritos Final
>joto joto macias
mena sees a yellow shirt and is reminded of his time as a chemo
LMAO
>Sanchez almost kill Tesillo
relax dude
>>joto joto macias
>talking shit about the CHAD Macias
Now you're just asking for it m8.
Leon wants that fucking GOOOOOOOOL
hes the new memeyun
I know it doesn't matter if America receives a goal, but still feeling nervious as fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Did I see incorrectly, or is piojo seriously about to sub in one of his "projects" instead of Oribe/Henry?
Wont matter americaca only needs one more.
>DALE DALE DALE DALE-ÓN, DALEEEEEE DALE-ÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓN
Ok, I must admit this is a nice chant
KEK didn’t notice. Nice
>Orrible in
what happened to caleros son
>Jackson 5 Moreno IN
what's is Piojo waiting to get Henry IN?
why dont your 1st and 2nd division clubs have a collective tv deal like English Premier League? Also when is AscensoMX going to be 18 clubs?
>Henry
He's been blacklisted by the team m8, cause he demanded to be paid more after he found out how much more they were paying that tronco castillo.
pretty shook right now lads
SE VIENE LA REMONTADA SEÑORES!!!
lel sambu never change
>that shit
>a yellow
HERE COMES THE REF HELPING THE AMERICA
>sambu
CRASHING THIS PLANE.....WITH NO SURVIVORS
Classic Sambu
If var doesn't intervene then they've been bought out for sure.
I NEED MORE OF THIS SEMEN DEMON user
LES DIJE PENDEJOS! RUBENS SIEMPRE LA CAGA EN EL PEOR MOMENTO, POR ESO EL AMERICA Y TOLUCA LE DIERON UNA PATADA EN EL CULO
it's retarded that they keep letting him defend. Why the fuck is he back there?
>turdibe
cant review a yellow
>HERE COMES THE REF HELPING THE AMERICA
This is why they didn't let CHADcon ref the game, cause they needed a fuccboi ref who'd bend over for wilas.
>kick someone in the head
>not a foul
>someone dives when you chase them
>totally a red
never change wilas
>Also when is AscensoMX going to be 18 clubs?
literally not enough investors, not even the current 15 teams work on black numbers
Mexican Federation of Futbol wants to protect Televisa so they don't accept foreign money that easy, our league is locked, same reason we only have shitty games for international break, so they can make games in USA and get CHIcano shekels
Si quedan 2 - 2 en el global pasa Leon?
Kek I know right?, filename is her ig, she's one of my favorites, a top-qt to ne honesto
>let me give this nigger a yellow so that stat sheet seems more balanced
SLOPPY JOB ASSCARRAGA
cute cow
>Mexican Federation of Futbol wants to protect Televisa
>Televisa wants to protect Televisa
There m8 ftfy
No, pasa el AME por el segundo gol de visitante
Ame por goles de visitante
No, por ese meme de goles de visutante pasa el ameriCACA.
>account isn't private
based thot
based meco castillo killing wilas from the inside. a true chairo comrade
Yeah, shame her ig is private :(
BASED REF
>guido
LOL
HOTHEAD guido is back
Leon needs to start pulling some amierdica ratonero tactics, you guys know like
>diving every time a player gets near you
>acting like you're dying after every contact
>gk diving/faking injury every time he touches the ball
>redcard for Guido
*sigh*
just follow her, she will accept you like 99% of instathots
MANO!!!!!!!!
who long life esmeralda here?
>based meco castillo killing wilas from the inside. a true chairo comrade
KEK, I remember thinking this nigga was a fucking merc after he started talking like ameriCACA was the team he's loved since he was a kid, but desu this nigga has done more to fuck ameriCACA over than all of pumASS team combined.
I think you're the first Leónfag I see here, I went to León like 10 years ago, beautiful city.
>B-b-b-but the refs always help al America
>who long life esmeralda here?
Me from the moment they got Macias, btw I'm also a lifelong SJ Earthquakes fan ever since they hired Almeyda.
>+5
hold me on, lads, I don't think I'll survive this one.
it's lifelong pendejo
No toda mano es penal pendejos.
ME ESTOY CAGANDO LITERALMENTE DESDE A QUE HORAS QUIERO IR AL BAÑO AAAAAAAH
>tfw I've had tonpiss since minute 60
>tfw it feels like it's slowly trickling oit drop by drop
>still have to wait 5 more minutes
I don't think I'm gonna make it lads.
yo me estaba echando una miada cuando expulsaron a Sambu kek
Just piss right out the window m8
YO YA ME MEO WEY
Na, if you do that here and some faggot neighbor calls the cops then your ass is going straight to the sex offenders registry.
>Meon?
AMERICACA BTFO
THIS ISNT FAAAAIR... WHY CANT WE PLAY CRUZ AZUL EVERY GAMEEEEEEEEEEE
Wilas on suicide watch
>war situation
amerikeks BTFO
QUE CHINGA SU MADRE LAS WILAS
literalmente estoy miando cuando posteo esto
QUE CHINGE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL AMIERDICA
AMERICACA BTFO LMAO
I know, and that is why you should have tall walls or edges bro
QUE CHINGUE A SU PUTA MADRE NICO CASTILLO Y EL PIOJO HERRERA!
:(
>americuck
Odienme mas putos provincianos de mierda
HAHAHAHA OH NONONONONO WHAT WILL EL PIOJOTO SAY NOW WHEN THE REF WAS LITERALLY ON THEIR SIDE, THEY ONLY NEEDED ONE GOAL, AND WERE PLAYING BETTER......PERO VENDIMOS CARA LA S-S-S-SEMI FINAL. OH NONONONONON NO DOBLETE FOR YOU FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAH
stupid fucking nigger-tier longball playing faggots
90+ min of JOTITO castillo dragging his brain damaged sudaca ass doing nothing
>Gracias a Dios
Why are indios such morons and still believe in fairy tales bros?
*tips*
OK YOU FUCKING LEÓN BETTER WIN THIS TITLE, DON'T LET TIGRES TO BECOME THE NEW GRANDE, I PREFER YOU KILL THE PUMAS AND CRUZAZUL MEME, THAN TIGRES WINNING THE 5TH LEAGUE IN THIS DECADE....
...NACHO.... T-THANKS FOR THE CONCACHAMPIONS 2016... THANKS FOR THE CRUZAZUL 3-4 AMERICA REMONTADA... JUST WIN THIS CLASURA PLS... NACHO.... WE FIRED YOU AFTER LOSSING ON COPAMX AGAINST CHIVAS, THAT SHITTY CUP DOESN'T EVEN MATTER, BUT AZCARRAGA DIRECTIVE IS STUPID ENOUGH FOR THAT, SORRY MY FRIENDO, TAKE OUR BRONZE BLOOD TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL, SHOW THOSE NORTEÑOS APESTOSOS WHO OWNS THESE LANDS... mi raza de bronce... sangre fina sin ingerencia gachupín... mi tierra... mi gente.............
CRUZ AZUL....SAVE ME....I NEED TO WIN!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
#FUERANICO
>hoy no golpeare a mi esposa
feels good lads
Trips of true
>Not beating your wife everyday
And here I thought you where a real macho.
You should still beat her regardless be spontaneous.
>JOTA JOTA MACIAS wearing Oribe's jersey
we're your PAPÁS, chivitas, never forget that.
great game but why not penals? 1-1 aggregate ,2nd leg?
>both finalists didn't even win their semifinal
I don't think this semenslurping sport is for me
Que les dije weyes, les dije que hoy el AMIERDICA CHINGO A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE, HOY EL PIOJOTO FUE EXPUESTO POR LOS MISMOS SUDACAS A LOS QUE LES CHUPA LA VERGA SEMANA TRAS SEMANA
This bitches love sppntaneous stuff, that's why they love ALPHAS over thinken and insecure incels, just like Rodolfo Pizarro.
Table position and away goals is such a meme it makes the games boring like yesterday
Nah fuck meon, I hope tuca booty blast them
untie points:
1.-most goals
2.-away goals
3.-better position on the regular season leaderboard
figured it was a league rule...kinda weird but MX football is outrageous..will watch the final!
>defending the leaderboard position bullshit
Reminder than Tigres won quaterfinals and semifinals because of leaderboard, same León with semifinals
What a shit boring system. Fuck the league.
Yeah, definitely a most watch final, León is the best offensive and defensive, Tigres is known for parking the bus in the playoffs
Yea it’s dumb af.
I can see the reasoning...at least your standings play a slight role in deciding...and its the 3rd rule of an unlikely outcome. keeps all that overtime/penal crap til the final.
Yes my wife actually thinks I dont love her no more when I dont beat her for a while. But lately I've reduced the beatings since shes pregnant.
Then fuck off, faggot.
Yeah I know, but niggas need to justify the regular season and all the money they get, so that's the preference teams get by playing well the irrelevant part of the tournament.
League used to be even weirder 15 years ago, we had 3 groups, better two teams and the two better 3rd places advanced to quaterfinals, there wasn't away goal.
RUSO
>Expuesto
El partido fue bien traga semen, yo esperaba una goleada.
Va a ver maldicion del superlider en la final.
dios mio, el chicano westerosi
Is he in La Ultima Patada?
Watch our league pls.
Just hit her in the legs man or falcon punch her if you don't want a family either way
yes fuckin finally
Otherwise the jornadas would mean nothing. All the work just to get in the playoffs, which would be essentially a different tournament.
A ver morro, la puta misma entidad que trajo a los españoles, es la que se hizo pasar por el "padre de jesus", la misma que les canalizó el japonés a los japonenes y el maya a los mayas, que es el mismo puto gusano con plumas que vuela, en el que creían los mexicas, que a su vez es fue el que trajo a CRISTO-BAAL COLÓN y nos lo metió por el colon, a nosotros y a nuestras abuelitas indígenas, aquí no va venir ningun puto nuevo """"""dios"""""" a quedarse con el botín de la tierra. Mientras tanto nos tienen debatiendo cual puta mentira es mas verdad que la otra.
>Mientras tanto nos tienen debatiendo cuál puta mentira es menos mentira que la otra.
FTFY
I usually just her in the legs I wouldn't punch her in the stomach. Tbh I dont know why most men are so cucked and afraid to hit their women they love that shit and brings the couple closer together.
Dear swedish bro, I ask you to send your last nordic genes(women) to Mexican lands, we can take care and breed them, in Mexico we rate blonde genes more than ever, as a survival movement, you must listen our words, just look at that Eurovision event, your lineage is doomed. #MeToo just arrived here and our men are being charged for catcalling girls on the streets, we need ro protect our manhood, for our future, for our families.
should go full NFL and divide the teams into conferences and divisions
based
there are some techniques than police use to hit arrested people and don't leave sighs, I heard than they use a newspaper, put it over the zone they want to hit and reduce the electromagnetism force on the skin, energy of the impact go inside the orgams and doing the same damage
That'd be even shittier. It's good as it is. Every league has it's peculiarities. I'm just glad it isn't another boring round-robin tournament.
Nigga, don't you remember the "repechaje" meme? in one liguilla, a team ended as 10th and made it to FIESTA GRANDE.
you never posted sauce
Thanks, shit works.
I know man, that what people use every time plus you can use it to not get the image is already in use in some other post crap
Fuck this shit I'm out, gonna go and cry my self to sleep
Sleep well my dude and don't worry, remember than CHIya-hermanos rate CopaMX, so they can't call a failure on America's season ;^) any chiva than do this, would be like killing the Almemeyda meme.
t chilango prieto chaparro con cara de indio pelo de indio aliento a torta de tamal que vive de la reventa de boletos del teatro blanquita
TE VOY A CAMIBIAR EL NOMBRE
EN BASE A LO QUE HAS TRAIDO
AHORA TE LLAMARAS, GLORIA
LO TIENES BIEN MERECIDOOOOOOOO
DELANTE DE LA GENTE NO ME MIRES
NO SUSPIRES, NO ME LLAMES, AUNQUE ME AMES
DELANTE DE LA GENTE ONIONS TU AMIGO
HOY TE DIGO, QUE CASTIGO, QUE DOLOR QUE DOLOR
>SHITlangos
JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA
Time for LUP
>normie memes time
reminder than Derbez is now a CHIcano-tier comedian
No había venido desde la jornada 2 pero le atiné que la final sería Tigres vs. León.
I love how normies always repeate the same templates kek
Lo que son las cosas, yo había dicho que la final sería Monterrey vs América, desde antes de la Jornada 1
La única alegría que trendrán, pinchis ANTIs
Rubens will be redcared again on the Final leg 2
cringe wilo pedorro
No hubo mejor alegría que ver al Amierdicaca humillado en su centenario. De esa no se escaparán nunca, wilas. Nunca. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>League used to be even weirder 15 years ago, we had 3 groups, better two teams and the two better 3rd places advanced to quaterfinals, there wasn't away goal.
That was kino tbhwy, also golden goal.
>San Luis DT, Alfonso Sosa, discard Niño Torres
mexico.as.com
La verdad es que esa final perdida no me dolió tanto, me dolió mas la final contra Pachuca, cuando fue la despedida del Cuauh, se me salieron las lagrimas de puberto kek en ese momento el AME era lo único que le daba soporte a mi sentido pertenencia.
>La verdad es que esa final perdida no me dolió tanto
Debo añadir que el 2016 fue un buen año para mí y por lo mismo no me terminaba de creer que el AME saldría campeón en su centenario, era todo muy bueno para ser verdad.
niggas on twitter
>Tonight Spicy Soccer
youtube.com
>America
>Grande
Ok this is epic
Yo pagaría por ver al puñetas de fan10 metiéndose cohetes por el culo y haciéndolos explotar.
Imagine unironically believing this.
>still not live signals of Huebro
I have the feeling this nigga is already in Mexico and enjoying of all our besibol qt's in Hermosillo.
>lift shirt to take a piss
>falls down and soaks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>still not live signals of Huebro
>
>
>I have the feeling this nigga is already in Mexico and enjoying of all our besibol qt's in Hermosillo.
Doubt i m8, considering the last we heard of him he was going to that volleyball bitch's place then I'm sure she drugged him and killed him so she could harvest his organs.
>>lift shirt to take a piss
>>falls down and soaks
Don't worry tigay, you can just put that shirt on aster all it now has that authentic tigay smell.
>Algo está mal, tendremos una final con dos equipos que no pudieron ganar las semifinales.
Based or cringe?
who dis again?
m-muh parity
It was a response to
Sandly not sauce, just a random edecan than works on Leon stadium
Damn, she is cute as fuck
kek fucking chemos, you know what? I think I just realized what chemos need, they need a new rivalry with another team, yeah, forget about America, it's over, they can beat us, just focus on another team, it doesn't matter if they lose with America again, they objetive is beat their new rival and maybe they can go with a clear mind to liguilla and do something else.
I don't know if you realized already, but we'll have a new champion next Sunday...
thanks m8
>tfw ameriCACA got BTFO today
>tfw closing bank account tomorrow
>tfw finally freeing myself from (((their))) control
This is gonna be a good week lads.
>Atenco fags still seething
Macías confirmed for America next season
>Macías confirmed for America next season
>implying leon would sell him to you losers
Leon is keeping him to be their star until they sell him to yurop for like $15m.
>Macías confirmed for America next season
pioJOTO said he's happy with castillo, and roger.
>Trump blacklist huawei
BASED
he's the new Pizarro, deal with it, this fifí is coming to Coapa, where he belongs to
La Ultima Palabra
youtube.com
>he's the new Pizarro
>coming to Coapa, where he belongs to
Pretty sure pizarro is in montegay, not cacapa, and I seriously doubt Leon will buy macias for $15m from chivASS just to sell to ameriCACA, they would have to offer like $20m to make that happen.
Is this a stunt?
>Atenco
The fuck is this?
>First league final for Nacho Ambríz
he won copamx on Cristante's toluca by doing nothing, he better pull this one out
>>First league final for Nacho Ambríz
>he won copamx on Cristante's toluca by doing nothing, he better pull this one out
He won't have macias, so he'll be lucky to win desu, tigays will probably win again.
Where do you amigos find all these THICC Mexican girl pics?
Mexico.
>2000-2006 mexican president wants a new airport
>"buys" many lads from poor people
>people never accepted
>started a movement to fight against the project
>people won
>group didn't vanish after this, but continue fighting against more goverment dirty projects
>police sent by president to "calm" this groups down
>ded people
>many left-wing artist supported this
>case still open, there are not guilties
niggas remember the aniverssary of the goverment oppresion
Btw, police raped 23 women, so it's been taken as a flag by feminist nowdays.
JJ Macías is playing 5D chess, he's winking to America, so Chivas accept the low offer than Leon does for him...
Mostly on ig using tags, shit started looking for girls wearing jerseys, now we post any kind of thiccs
>Renato Tapia rumoured for CruzAzul
mexico.as.com
>espn.com.mx
the absolute state de el tri, same shit happening with the guy playing with a shit team on poortugal
can this nigga play with Chivas? kek
>shit player trying to force a call up to the nt
Why is him leaving a problem?
>tfw hace un chingo de calor en la tarde
>mas de 40C con sensacion termica de 50C
>segun un pinche tejano esto no es nada y estoy exagerando por encender el ac
this is hell lads
>>segun un pinche tejano esto no es nada y estoy exagerando por encender el ac
No les hagas caso a esos gordos pendejos, esos weyes no aguantan la calor se la viven adentro de sus casas con el AC a todo lo que da y no salen para fuera.
who
>>police sent by president to "calm" this groups down
nah, that was peña not calderon, it happened in el establo with state police
VAMPIRO FRONTERIZO
QUE POR LA NOCHES VOLARÁS
A PESAR DE TUS HECHIZOS
MIS NALGAS NO LAS TENDRÁS
LigaMX teams for CONCACAF 2020
>America
>CruzAzul
>León
>Tigres
>>America
>>CruzAzul
>>León
>>Tigres
All chokers, also why the fuck is chivASS there again, they haven't won shit.
Kek that image is from concacaf 2018, we dont even know the other teams yet
MONDAY NIGHT FUCHO~
Se fue el internet en la ciudad de mexico, o se murieron los chilangos apestosos de contaminación?
Esperemos que sea lo segundo
>chicharito: Last season of GOT. Great TV show but teeeerrible last season. Very rushed. Horrible writing. Have a great week people!
Ignorando la maldicion de superlider quien queda campeón amigos? Leon o tigres? En la manera que jugo ayer leon, pienso que tigres tiene buenas posibilidades de ganar la liga.
carol_ortiz.c
There are people who unironically defend his poor season with a low-tier team like West Ham United.
record.com.mx
I told you fuckers, that not gonna happen because MUH broadcast rights.
The most hilarious thing about this is Bravos directive was already working in the U-15 and U-20 teams like the arrival was inminent. Now they are on suicide watch.
Isnt he still playing in the equivalent of spanish ascenso? If he is not getting called for México the fuck makes him think he can make it in the french NT kek, nigga should just settle for playing for Camerun
Joao Maleck, its the son of a camerunian player of tecos that blacked a girl in Guadalajara, he has mexican, french (because his dad got the nationality while playing there) and camerunian citizenships
Based
/pancita/ de nascar
León, I dont' see Tigres doing a shit in their stadium, it will depend on Tigres if they score at least 2 goals at El Volcán.
S C H E D U L E S
después de la eliminación de mi América ya me vale la liga, tbhwyf
Del partido de ayer (León vs América) salió el campeón
>Implying Leon is not being affected by the Superleader curse.
I just want Nacho Ambriz to win and then take NT
that curse only affects cuck azul
this
thanks
>Thursday and Sunday
good thing
well done m8, I had a bank account from 2009 to 2011, and no more...
Y no voy a llorar cuando te vea partir tratare de borrar esa desilusion
que dejaras en mi.
Y te juro por Dios que no voy a llorar.
Si te quieres marchar yo no voy a impedir tus sueños de volar a
un mundo más feliz, con nubes de cristal, dejando lo que yo guardaba para ti.
AAAAMERICA, AGUILAS
AAAAAMERICA, A GANAR
NOOOO TE DETENGAS
TU SERAAAS, EL CAMPEON
HOY, MIRA EL AGUILA QUE VUELA
MAGESTUOOOSA Y AUDAS
OYE SU CANTO, EL CANTO
DEL QUE VIEEEENE A TRIUNFAR
>Copa mx will be a year long tournament
sauce about the copa, and i'm not talking about the copas from this milk-truck
>TV AZTECA SOLD ATLAS TO ORLEGI SPORTS & ENTERTAINMENT
forbes.com.mx
>tfw no CHIcano fren to invite me some carnita
>another chilango owner
no one care about atlASS in Jalisco or what?
why are his dish and shirt flouting?
>flouting
floating*
Cringe
Based white Mexican correcting the indios.
>
Hey m8 that's my dish ;^)
let's bump this shit out
is that your alexa too? fucking retard
posting the ultimate MAMI
Yeah, looks really good, have you made bbq this year?
who is this? her legs looks delicious
kek you're right, I thought it was a candle or something
renatarabago
we need to bring back torneos largos and descenso
Yeah, have you done bbq this year m8? weather is getting better desu.
I would like to see Izquierdos in CruzAzul, would be nice.
>tfw not posting this for a while
:(
Thats some piolin de tía tier meme
I know, found them in ig using normie tags
Next edition will be of my choice btw
>Only affects Cuck Azul
Reminder that only 4 teams have been champions as a superleader since 1996, so the curse is real and it doesn't have to be taken lightly.
He's gonna make it, I can feeli it.
>/x/dubs
but is el Nacho, last cup he won his team didn't score the winning goal
cute sis's
she (sister) married a guy that looks older than her
>esc onions un stalker by the way
as long as TVazteca keeps the broadcasting rights
OH NO NO NONONONONO, jk she's enough qt
is Maradona staying with Dorados or not?
*eats your Chuy*
>tfw no single mom gf
spooky
Don't take the curse too lightly, it's real.
I miss that lil smug motherfucker
For me, it's poor Piojo.
>niggas on Spain about get the Venezuela's timeline in the ass
manolos better do something
>listening la Mano Peluda podscat on spootify
>Perro Bermudez narrating about "la subida del muerto"
>user telling me that curse is real
ok I'm scared rn
no lo haga compa
>no lo haga compa
Stop posting that sexy mommy then.
>Mano Peluda podscat on spootify
wait, are those the same from the old radio show from 90's?
Why is El Chelis so based?
cutie guerrerita
NACHO.
on our way
yeah the ones with Juan Ramon Saenz
I thought those shows were new, but with different people, never used spotify before, is it worth? how much do you pay?
>milethmua
Sadly she's not even a CHICHONA by the way.
there are tons of new rumors about FUTBOL DE ESTUFA
I'll post them in the new thread
*still in AscensoMX*
Don't know, he plays as striker, right?
who /ElBuki/ here?
cayensen antis
Reminder than pi-piZARRO won't play Mundialito again
LOVE ME TWO TIMES
I'M GOING AWAY
LOVE ME TWICE TODAY
BECAUSE I'M GOING AWAY
>PRODE 85
I love how antis still mad about it, we asked them to play this tournament, but niggas refused ;^)
meant for:
based
QUIEN QUIERE VER GOLAZOS?
reminder than chemos will believe again
>No more futbol
>Nothing on tv
god fucking damn it, I hate this time of the year.
It's a bose speaker shithead
I have, just haven't posted famalam
nos vamos a asquear de los moleros en veranito, no te preocupes
>moleros
>El logro mas internacional de llantos
Chemos dreaming...
I really wanted Santos to win last concachampions :c
Lithium.
Ion
Para la depresion?
could've helped, indeed :(
how long till (((they))) put it in all our drinking water
RIP In Pece Jurt
Necesito una doble dosis despues de lo de ayer ;_;
Not sure but cloro is working well
*keeps chava reyes*
kek
And they would fail miserably again since 1997.
It keeps happening
>Necesito una doble dosis despues de lo de ayer ;_;
You'll be fine breh, what would really piss me off is selling Henry Martín
I feel bad for all the conejitas, is getting a chemo gf the ultimate gfpill?
Uhh i don't think so.
She could jinx you for the rest of your life until you make the "Begone thot"
Reminder than next SuperCopaMX will be played by Necaxa vs CruzAzul, because America won league and cup, they will play the Campeon de Campeones against Leon or Tigres, and the winner will play vs Atlanta United for me Campeones Cup.
>Atlanta United
Damn... I suppose I wont ask about the Atlista gf
almost there
Carta Blanca > Tecate
>Drinking either of those piss in a bottle beers
PERO TUTE FIESTE
CON AQUEL PELADO
QUE A FIN DE CUENTAS
EL TAMBIE TE HIZO A UN LADO
DIME TU PORQUE ESTAS TAN SOLA
ACASO EL SE FUE EN OTRA DIRECCION
ACASO EL SE FUE CON OTRA?
AY AY AY AAAAAY
>niggas still believing Stadia won't take the world
just a few more
Is there a beer that doesn't taste like piss? Serious question, I don't drink because I don't like the taste.
CABEZAZO DE MOISES
Morelia must bring el peruANO back
No idea, but I can say Indio is the most piss tasting of all.
come on retards
Why? just let it die on its own, there is nothing tomorrow or the next day.
Bump this shit out.
Can't wait for Panamá to cuck USA at CopaOro
como ñonga dijo el gay
we'll have leaked jerseys, the Veracruz thing, more rumors of transfers and MORE...
NEW NEW NEW