Astros @ Red Sox 7:15pm

who the heck is this LOSER commentating

chicken thighs

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Don Orsillo

freaking DFA this idiot

not a starting pitcher idiot hes an opener

why's my red sox starting mexican

what abuot a finisher

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dfa'd

THROW STRIKES RETARD

it's called injured, idiot

resting starters for important games

congrats on your sweep houston

did you watch euro vision

what

i finished in ur mom

i reallyy really dont like joe cuck

try making catches idiots

wtf cant mookie our jbj catch anything maybe get one out idiots

And the game is still over IDIOT

where' s guerin

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no dont

me irl

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mew hen my MOM dand

>sandy leon gets DFA'd
>suddenly red sock pitching sucks again
hmmmmm

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he didn't get DFA'd he got DAD'd
please upvote

I'll wait here until an out is recorded

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>sux pitching
lmfao

we going to papa johns tomorrow??

FUCKING OUTS HOW DO THEY WORK

haha....maybe an out please

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>hurr sale pitching tomrrow so that should give the bullpen some rest tomorrow
>dont mention that red sox have another 30 games in a row to play without a day off

ok there's ONE

joe buck is bad enough on his own he doesn't need any help

ok now two

beg me

greedy

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ok dont ever get another out again idc

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dfa whole team

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seriously why are mexican pitchers so awful?

>be catcher
>can't catch
?????????????????

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what's the point of making me watch if you're just going to do a non competitive game and say sorry let's hope the best fore sale tomorrow

is getting pulled in the first inning good?

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>just tune into the game
>it's already a disaster
Wow what happened? Yesterday's game was pretty kino and decided by a couple of clutch hits and some GOAT defensive plays.

not to mention the first fucking inning tonight

JUST KILL ME

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red sock discouraged no posters last few games

ok...................................................

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they did mention that

janitor tactics delete all threads TOTAL SUPRESSION

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>be sox
>GET BTFO IN EVERY GAME
why do i watch this shit bros

>stassi
He should be a free for you guys.

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I posted but manager made me go fishing all day so I was tired

me standing and clapping sarcastically

There you go red sox. Just get one more to limit the damage to only 5 runs.

ok, comeback time

go astros, eat shit boston

>muh jbj defense

>5 run first inning
>horrible fielding
>have to listen to joe buck and tweedle fuck for 4 hours
very tempted to pass on watching this game buds maybe just mute it

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>most based post itt

Yea Forumsstros!

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>fenway park explodes when a relief pitcher gets the 3rd out in the first while down 5-0
this is a great team wow

JBJ wouldve had an assist this inning if vaz didnt have a drop

pink hat

BOY I WONDER HOW GOOD BEN'S TENDIS TASTE

you havent posted for entire week

STOP TALKING JOE KEK

>getting swept at home
>getting perfect game'd at home
"laughs in bregman"

Fuck did they finally realize his command's off?

>begging for pitches in a 5-0 blowout
jesus christ

>fox sports called the umpire team and told them to let the sox get some runners on

Come on Martin stop being nervous. You have a 5 run lead.

Why astro fans always complain about umpires

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Send him back to AAA

JESUS CHRIST SEND HIS ASS BACK TO THE MINORS

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devers do the thing

do something devers

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wrong

????

hit the glove

>getting no hit while scoring a run
"laughs in bregman"

STUPID dever

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Alright, the Astros are going to have to get another 5 runs to make me feel good as long as we have this guy as the pitcher.

he got an rbi idiot

well it's his first season and the astros don't have that many options. unless they sign kikel

i disagree but ok

if cora cared at all he would bean that loser

>sign kikel
lol

I'd rather just stick with Wade Miley. He's not any different than what kikel was after his Cy Young year.

>red sux
>going an inning without allowing a run
pick one

uhh that's racist dude

LOL

this fielding is fucking pathetic tonight thats 4 errors tonight as far as im concerned

>xander
WTF

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THIS

RED SOX FIELDING LMFAO

>(((bregman))) fucks up the jump
>still makes it to 3rd
Amazing.

kill me now i wnat to die rather than watch sox

another run let's go

>yet another boston mistake not scored as an error

red sux are on pace to give up 30 TOP FUCKING KEK

At least it was only 1 run this inning right guys?

me still pretending game is 00

needs to be 4 runs next inning

BASED CORREA

This whole game is a clown show.

BULLET

>that throw

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Imagine if the Red Sox had good fielding like the Astros. That would really be something wouldn't it?

don't care

and good hitting, so far it's hitless to 6 hits by the astros.

one run with no hits and not errors is based desu

or if they had good pitching

keeping it 100 L OL

Literally because it's a rookie pitcher who was SHOOK that inning. He looked much better in the 2nd though.

lol
lol

if red sock dont bean at least 1 batter tonight i say dfa cora

Time for some white power

loooool

and call up pawtucket peanut manager?

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call up daniel nava as coach

so you missing sandy yet? go astros

>do it for Duterte
what did fox mean by this

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THROW A FUCKING STRIKE NECKBEARD

>walk away for half a second to get some water
>miss a wild pitch to advance the running to scoring position
Phew this game is ridiculous

GENIOUS

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>thirnburg
Cora officially throwing in the towel lol

They finally did it.

honestly do not like gambling tophatter commerical they keep playing

NO NOT MY TENDIS

>4 pitch walk
Not this shit again

>dont even mention reigning mvp is batting
ESPN has no business doing baseball

>ESPN

idiot you think im trying to give free advertising in /nesn/

Come on

wtf

>fenway isn't symmetrical at all
thanks for the breaking news ESPN

genius

stream posters

he safe

>fat guys fielding
Yuli would have made that play easily

safe imo

TYLER YOU FAT SLOB CATCH THE BALL

he's out

RIGGED

DIE NEW YORK

officially umpball

if cora d oesnt bean umpire this game im done with this team

nice play actually

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS OOOOOOUUUTTTTTTTT

I apologize. Whitey actually did it.

replay aint biased boys

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uhhh this post is a bit toxic....

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There was literally a frame where the ball was in his glove and the foot was over the base.

post it then

>a frame
not the point of replay

wtf is that real

I should have saved it. The time is already out of the stream's cache.

bilasport.net/game/boston-red-sox-vs-houston-astros-16457.html

here get it from here where full game is saved

I'm a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Fangraphs and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the replay for the past 24 hours. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely no proof of an out within the 10 seconds of the replay. It is insubstantial at best, and outright exaggerations bordering on slander at worst.

It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more pertinent issues as opposed to getting lost in a web of obfuscation.

Given the intense mental output of thorough investigation it is essential that one rest to rejuvenate neural productivity.

I suggest going to sleep and completing at least 3 REM cycles before reassessing any further information.

not giving free advertising poster has given free advertising

Right here.

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dont forget to eat at pete blue bird in bellingham mass

foot is touching try again

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Replay is the worst thing to happen to Sports.

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but that's how brady won of his rings tripsfag

>visible shadow from the show
>foot is touching

shoe*

That's the indent from his foot applying pressure on the bag retard

he's not our tripfag

give me $100k

No there's clearly a shadow from the entire shoe indicating that his foot is above the bag. He's not touching mate. Cope harder.

he's not even from boston so i believe you. also go astros

idiot chavis

wtf dfa chavis for manlet when

cora clearly throwing the fucking game honestly should be fired

>not challenging as a form of rookie hazing

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>hit a single
>try to run a double

BOMBSTON RED SUX
LOL

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idiot chavis

For real, this Martin guy fucking sucks.

good job cora this would be a 2 run game if you didn't give up fucking stupid retarded idiot FIRE HIM NOW

that was cheaper than a Yankee Stadium home run

he's young calm down

>285 ft
>homerun
what is this?

>285 FUCKING FEET
are you joking?

come on astros let's take them out, let's see some runs

looooool

>fox outtros with nigger rap music
why is the MLB trying to corrupt his patricians sport with degeneracy

You know (((why)))

>muh 13% of the population
literally a waste of money trying to get AA into baseball

honestly for a guy coming out of the minors at least he hasn't blown out a game like any pitcher in seattle

>giving up a BOMB to a boston catcher
yeah whatever you say

good point imo

3 runs in 4 innings is not good at all. I guess I should just be glad he hasn't had a total meltdown yet.

KILL MY SELF MY MAN

reddick would've had that

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REDDICK

WE DID IT REDDIT

>virgin 285 foot home run
versus
>chad 405 foot home run

>409 FT
Now that's a real home run

wouldnt even hit mass pike desu

xander wtf

good point imo

FUCKING DEFENSE HOW DOES IT WORK

>letting the fat guy beat you on a groundout play

Holy fuck Stassi actually got a hit

If the red sox were the ones who got caught cheating in the playoffs then never won another playoff game you know they would be mentioning it every inning...

Amazing pitching. Truly world class. No wonder they play in the major league.

>two 10 game winning streaks before end of may
are the Stros going to win the WS again?

yes also suck it >rags

CHEAP hits imo

>Marsinick can actually hit the ball now
I love this.

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fielding expert

springer pls gimme 30% off papa "says the n word" johns

that one fat red sox neckbeard, yeah that's you BOS

>(((bregman)))
Activate it

L A U G H S I N B R E G M A N

ok now bregman pls

unironically think cora's position needs to be evaluated

Aww no grand slam

kinda arcist he has more important things to think of like puerto rico cant expect him to care about mlb

no grand slam but we will take the W

if we lose this game i hate puerto rico the rest of my entire life

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MUH TENDIS

Try throwing some strikes

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Pls Martin just finish this ending somewhat okay so you can fuck off already

no

based. the WS was scripted that year anyway because of the hurricane

He's gonna get better but they need to win this game

WTF

DO SOMETHING JD

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PULL HIM PLEASE

i want free papa ginos or whatever joe buck said 50 times already

Martin sucks, but his mom is pretty cute desu

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i want free gf

me in the back

younger girl was cute

Wtf, it's literally his second Major league start. In Fenway...no less. Chill homie.

all pitchers are bad this game

>Josh James
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HINCH THIS NIGGER IS GOING TO GIVE UP A MILLION RUNS

>red sux
>RISP

pick one

to offset how many the red sux's bullpen will give away, at least 5

do something moreland

Mookie fast

PIZZA HUT SLAM PLEASE

The walk was on purpose to set up the double play.

free dairy witch for everybody in this thread is xander hits grand slam

what do we get from papa j when he GIDPs

get called n word

Man this ump really hates left handed hitters

garbage umpball trash

>RED SUX
>RISP

FUCKING. PICK. ONE. TOP KEK

LMAO

FUCK right-handed*

>yesterdays game was similar
no it wasnt retard

ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE SHANTY TOWN OF THE BOMBSTON RED SUX

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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PHEW

Leave them loaded LETS GOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BOMBSTON WOOOO

how did yankees do today

>playing billie eillesh as an outtro
I hate espn

Did they actually say that? I have this shit on mute.

FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK FUCKING RISP HOW DOES IT WORK

lost in extras to the grampa gay gays

they said it like 3 times

How much do they pay these idiots again?

>28-4

kill my self my man

This ump is on coke or something. I have no idea why he likes the left side of the plate so much.

what a stupid dumb woman

wow his mom is hot

For real, his mom is super cute.

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have sex

damn she's hot

You mad?

>28-1

dumb woman who talks like idiot cant even be bothered to talk about her major league son for a single minute so checked out on her own family

>mom lowkey shitting on the ump
nice

looooool

I love dumb infield hits like that.

red sux cant even get an out when the ball is hit right back to them

based

STRONG ARM

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what if baseball games were only seven innings

i kill self

>Josh James
Oh god here we go again

I live for four hour long games

we all win (just kidding, not really meaning this, just wanted to make an 'owned' style post)

owned myself

no please dont

JUST

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OH NO NO NO

>that catch
kek

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jbj haters completely vindicated

literally every red sock player and coach hater vindicated tonight

look at mlb guy with glasses hair incredible why did i have to go bald

hanley haters btfo

>him
>always sorrounded by group of tulpa sc gfs
>you
>alone in /nesn/ wishing you were him

I am envious of anyone above concessions and security that works for the MLB or an MLB club. I would love to make a living being around baseball.

>thornbust

congrats on scoring 10 more runs astros

That's rough man.

>never get to watch another game
>have to interact with drunk idiots every single time you go to work
>always have to be extremely hot carrying around heavy hotbox full of food and reaching over people to give food and money
yeah sounds perfect..

not really lol

WHITE POWER

>anyone above concessions and security
I said anyone ABOVE those positions. Ideally I'd like to be a beat writer or a photographer.

that guy clearly isnt any sort of concenssions vendor so not sure what youre ranting about

bean 2 people this inning thornburg and you will be forever vindicated

>t. bald cope

thornburg already beaned his tulpa in the bullpen

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A BALL ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING RIGHT NOW DID YOU FORGET EVERY OTHER AT BAT THIS GAME UMPIRE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

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t-thornburg

He only calls those strikes on the other side of the plate mate.

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?????

he was calling balls outside of the zone on that side of the plate against right handers just last half fucking inning are you joking right now you dumb fuck dont even reply to me i will break your fucking wrist

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based and red(sox)pilled

dever bizarre idiot

you can't tag with nothing lol red sucks are so dumb lol lol

>don't go for the double play
>don't even get the tag

want to relax

no

You have your sides mixed up. With respect to your picture, on the RIGHT side he was calling those strikes. On the LEFT side, he was calling everything balls.

your being hostile

STOP THROWING EVERY FUCKING PITCH IN THE DIRT NECKBEARD

no i dont you stupid fucking retard

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MVP

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Is MLB the Show 19 really good?

you have your sides mixed up. with respect to your picture, on the RIGHT side he was calling those strikes. on the LEFT side, he was calling everything balls

HWWWWWIZARDRY

Who can stop Houston?

better keep an eye on your local news because your cat is fucking mints meat

That picture literally confirms what I just said. It's from the ump's point of view.

L A U G H S I N B R E G M A N

Houston

>(((bregman))) on loaded bases again
ACTIVATE IT

The 27 time world champs

the stankees can't even stop the gays

this kind of angery is why sc gf left you

THORNBURG HATERS APOLOGIZE

neither can the red sux

The fuck? How the hell do you mess up running out a sac fly?

didnt bean a single batter

beaned his tulpas in the bullpen already told you

>max stassi
>outslugged by pitchers
>can't run bases
please dfa

That was fucked up

Why can't we get another catcher again?

NOT MY TENDIS

drunk irish bombston fan loses his temper on the internet and beats his 4 year old son after letting a catholic priest rape him

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yeah thats clearly a fucking strike right down the fucking middle right

LETS GOOOOO FUCK YOU BOMBSTON

me (on the left)

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just put nunie in to pitch get some fucking use out of him dont bother wasting the bullpen when it doesnt matter where the ball is thrown

>had a rookie pitcher that threw a 50/50 ratio of balls to strikes
>have Max "can't run a sac fly" Stassi
>still leading by 4

incel rage

thornburg is a dumb fag

all you have to do is bean somebody and i forgive you thornburg

Stop the anti-Semitic remarks please.

THORNBURG about to finish two CLEAN (scoreless) innings

FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK FUCKING 1-2-3 INNINGS HOW DO THEY WORK

i wasnt talking about bregman yet

exactly as thornburg plan

Thornburg is actually the best red sox pitcher now

THORNBURG

the shift should be illegal basically
at the time of the pitch, two infielders must be positioned on either side of second base if you ask me

imagine not being able to get a run off thornburg even with umpire help

dumb idea

it'

true treu

s embarassing for baseball

>pitches that are strikes for houston are balls for boston
>pitches that are balls for houston batters are strikes for boston batters
hmm really makes me ponder

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who cares it's may

It's your park. Get better at bribing umps.

ok i start caring when spring training ends

Harris looks like he owns a couple of slaves.

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wkae me up
when septemeber ends

ok call the game please

yep that's harris

Is Harris super effective against black batters?

I don't ever watch or listen to boston sports media but if they don't tear cora a new asshole over how he performed this game and his complete disinterest in the game, especially when tendi came out of the dugout when he wasn't even on deck to argue a call on mookie, then they are fucking retarded pushovers.

This series and the game prior to this series when he took sale out early at 17 strike outs are enough of a reason to put his ass in the hot seat

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There’s nothing worse than watching nationally televised games on fox. The announcing is just awful. At this point they’re just saying gobblygook so there isn’t dead air

he has a literal 100% world series win rate as a manager so maybe give him a little slack

ill give him a little WACK on his butt

They’re not going to do shit. The Red Sox are 7-3 in their last 10

he's not a woman you can't just hit him

He knows AJ is still the master and he's still the apprentice

are these idiots seriously show fake new golf vines

The Astros are just too good desu. Don't be too hard on him.

i got sun burn on my neck RED NECK now i can post with you houstoners

>Stassi got 2 hits in a game
what the actual fuck

yes thank you espn boston is truly the amazing

is anyone still watching

sort of

>espn
It's fox btw

Yeah

completely checked out but yes just thinking about how much i hate joe buck

free advertising idiot

watching

not a fan of new red sock softball butt girl and her ugly dreadlock hair that probably smells like farts

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Go beat them like you beat women Osuna.

any oldfags remember when the ballgirls were actually really frickin hot

Thank """diversity"""

no sorry this is my first game

ok funny idea to just throw a game by starting some guy you found at home depot but anyways lets watch tomorrow

Osuna does it again. gg Red Sox

ah man kid you really missed out i used to jerk off during the games the ball girls were so god damn hot i tell you what
ah man it just hasnt been the same since craig kimbrel left the team

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gg red cocks

Yea Forumsstros win!

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WHO CAN STOP US BROS?

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game over not a good game (not because of astros because of umps) bed time now night night going to send joe buck a bag of my pubic hair

youtu.be/VnwFmaLiKl4?t=36

heres a bit i enjoy that made me feel better after loss i share with you

EL GOBOLINA LA BOSTONIAN

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DIOS MIO

didn't laugh or smile once wonder if he told any jokes

idiot